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Friends Keep Secrets

Perfect Strangers

Bathroom Etiquette and Personal Hygiene

From The 30s EpisodeJun 16, 2026

Excerpt from Friends Keep Secrets

The 30s EpisodeJun 16, 2026 — starts at 0:00

The dirty third Fuck me I he p throughy Thtyies are a time to reflect and take it all and see you on the other side we'll be back again last wee Sometimes in the beginning of our relationship, I would Imagine that we were sharing the same floor at work And that she was like, u ass system account person for like a different brand and that's how it look Yeah sexually. Yeah. I would imagine like fucking like next to the Xerox machine whatever. I love a work Work Crushers are so innocent. I think they keep you a little bit alive, but I never crossed the b. Work crushers you never had one, right? Any other rest? You never like He never worked at like a company. No, you worked for the refs. He was one of the When you were thirteen.. When you were working in the working world. Yeah. I would dress up the day for your work crush, you know what I mean? Yeah got me out of bed fifteen minutes earlier. It was your biggest work crush It was more of respect, I guess. and it's more it was respect. W respect with work respects. kind of grip And his name wasn't workforce uck, who is your work crash What was her name? Sandy Finkelstein? I'm not naming any names. I just remember there was a girl who like, you know, was a Cube adjacent one time. Cason have I this ad agency in Philly It was just cool. wasn't it was just cool. It was just good energy to have like opposite sex, similar aged woman. You're chit chat, and I forget if we were in relationships or what. I never even really chit chatted with them. I just it was just in my head. It was just a slightly more exciting to say, I respect you in my head Now that I didn't respect the other people, I take that back. I respected everybody. It's a very innocent thing that I shouldn't have to defend to you two, corn dogs have dis looyal, am I not To the soil. To the soil. I'm loyal to the soil. She is so. Have you had a work crash since you've been in Daytonburgh? Hell no Jack, you want to come inside and fill a java real quick We do you want to stay there frozen in time and space I just found out a lot about the universe, by the way. Oh, I'd love to hear more. What did you? I'm not really uped at freezing? Yeah, you were good Tell me what you learned. Can you stay still, Mochi? tryry to stay. Okay, we all have to try to stay completely still. Who's gonna to go first? Okay, Chuck, we're going to assess Kristen first. Okay, you're gonna freeze right now. and you're just frozen Frozen and t Oh, you just blinked. so and you your mouth and you moved everywhere else. That's not. Maybe we should start freezing now. Now one your eyes is drooping as if you just had a stroke Oh chuck's frozen now. he's swaying Aapapuraagarina Oh, his is so good. Chuck, I didn't realize you had freckles all over your iris Oh, it's his Fimucha It's so easy for him to do it because his jaw is thaking being held up. What's the thing on your eye, Dave What's it called Do Juck. Juck something All right, back k, there's no way that can be your breath. It's got I think it might be a little bit your breath. You had tuna fish, didn't you All right Okay, check, you're done. Here's I won. Well, I didn't even go. Oh my God, my contest fell out. I didn't even start much of you on me to try. yeah, yeah., I wanna see you freezing. Was that impressive? It was very impressive. I don't know that any of this is that impressive. I think it's pretty impressive. I'm good at staring contests. Okay. Okay U freez. rightight? No I'll tell you one. Okay. now W. you are moving just as much as me? you're swaying. Can neither of you guys he's good right now Right now he's good. That's okay. Don't look at us or now you gott to stay looking at us He's good. Yeah. What a skill to have J instead like that, I just w don't move 'cause I do really wanna get it I really wanna get this on camera. Benny, maybe your second talent is you can just freeze Freaky Smile for Ga Did that sccare you? Yeah. That was cool. Do you ever feel like after you've smiled for a long time, it's like it's so hard to produce a smile? Do know. Like when you're chit chatting or making small talk with people, like I never think I have to smile. I think I have to look in their eyes, listen what they're saying, I never think I have to smile. I'm not good at like casually getting out of the small G out I get a lot of anxiety about getting out. Yeah. One of the things that really stresses me out that I fear in life, I don't care who it's with. it could be. like mayaybe two the only two people I wouldn't have this concern with would be like an eight hour car ride where it's me and one other person I've never experienced that. I think that the thought of that is terrifying I think I you just experienced it with me Three days ago No, just one on one and you're probably the only two people I can do it with. It's not going to scare the silence I'd have to have Musicon. I would never be able to do it without Musicon to anchor the background. Do you guys talk the whole time you're driving somewhere? Yeah. No, we don't. We don't have many silent moments. Yes, we do. Recently, I started saying, let's have some silent moments. Right. Oh Sela, me and Selena have many silent moments Benny and I talk the most of all of your friends? Yeah. You both talk so much Who do you think talks more Really U You both talk so much and I love it. Like I think that's why I'm the perfect best friend for each of you. That's how much I fear the silent moment is that I never have to even worry about it with you guys. I kind of just get to react to whatever nonsense either one of you are spewing out of your mouth. Isn't it crazy? Dave, you would think he was like a big talker. You'll talk a lot if there's an argument to be made or if you someong , ye, every vigilanti would speak up once justice needed to be It looks like your brain just frozen. You might be off a stroke right now. Wait, how old are you Munchie? thirty five. Ooh. What do you mean? I'm like so much younger than you guys. You guys literally are in a grade above me. You're like prettyush Yeah That' that that. It is so good Once he learns that a woman is thirty five or upough, that's what his body does. Yeah My body is't control. What are you? Are you ditching the thirty five year old? How you with the thirty five year old? My part thirty three. We've had the thirties conversation so much between Dave and I. I'd like to know. What's the thirties conversation? 'cause we first started dating, I was thirty, and I said it's a different world for women to be thirty Now I've taken on a new approach to my thirties where instead of I actually saw this little quote and now I've really attached to it. It says it says something like in your thirties, you feel like you're running out of time But really, you can just take your time What But is that really true? Yeah, I don't know why we have to be so scared that we're running out of time. Body starts shutting down. O kids start popping up kids, the ones that come out of you. Yeah, but that's one of the things that comes into placeward Being in your third. Yeah, But your life changes. It's totally changes. There's no bigger life changer. I haven't had kids, but I know for a fact, there's nothing even remotely close to the life changing dynamic that having kids would ch. Do you think you're prepared for kids? No, I don't think anyone's prepared and I think I'm very unprepared. I look at it as like life one and life two. No kids, life one, kids, life two. I feel pretty satisfied with life one. So I'm going do a little exercise here Okay, where I'm going to be a child at a different age. Okay and you have to you have to assess the situation and figure out what you're gonna to do. Okay, And if you behave kind of like a kid that you shouldn't at that age, I'm gonna call you out and send you to the loononey bin or something. Okay, I'm gonna start. We're gonna start at two. Started six months. Six months okay, zero cognition, so it doesn't even matter Kristin. A. I'm not planing. that's right You wantan to do it or should I? I'll do. All right. Let's comfort. Okay. Okay. Hey. That's good. I know he's gonna to do, he's gonna do it again or something. S sorry, sorry, sorryry. No, no, no, it is okay. It was my fault. I shouldn't have had the negative energy. it's my fault ood job Now I'm good job. Okay Chucky. But you could have also you were doing anything al. You could have been like, maybe he's hungry. Maybe I should have changed his diaper. Maybe he The first thing he did. I don't know. Oh gosh. that you guys should get in a fight about it. Yeah, your mom pulled me aside and she said, makeake sure as soon as You guys have that kid Like day one, like make sure you teach him how to change the diaper. It's like tuna fish I was grandfathered in when I ate it when I was young and now I eat it, even though I would never do it now. It doesn't fit my eating palette. What? If you get me in early, I'll do it for life. you to say Now I'm two and a half You ready Wh John Jack Yeah Iomem here right now, please Okay T here. Okay, that's it Okay, pull up your p. No, I guess it's too young to punish. All right. right. All right. just stop him They don't move this fast. Yeah. What are you talking about? They don't move this fast. Yes, they are dude. They're so agile. They go like this. They're like not at this. Hey J. Hey Jack. They're like Jack. Jh. No Jack. And're just like Oh Jack.. Jack. they're like they move pretty. Jack. I'm dealing with one right now. Okay. I was tell Jack. I know you have a lot of energy, but oh, look at the toy over there.ve with that toy. But then I'd throw it. Okay now I'm five Okay Why are you depressed? I dont I don't want to sleep alone. I'm scared. You can sleep with us? I can. Yeah, just tonight. J tonight. I love. But you said no, and you said yes. You can. For the rest of your life. For the rest of my life. Yeah. Whatever your mom says goes, you know the rules. For the rest of my life. I'm gonna sleep between you guys. All right, we don't have to take the skit further. I'm just sleep between you guys. Let's go fuck tonight over. He well. Now I'm thirteen Okay I couldn't remember tab it. You just caught me smmoking weed for the first time. Sit down Jack Where were you Why It's not hard to figure out, where were you? I was with my friend. Where though I didn't say, who what were you doing? I said, where were you L were at Jack's house. Youre still hanging around, Jack Yeah, he's got the same name as me. He's cool. Here's what I'll say. I know you were smoking weed What do you mean? But dad, you smoke weed every time you high freestyle. Yeah, but Jack, I wasn't allowed to eat the smoking weed was such a scary thing to me when I was your rage because my parents really made it seem like that would be such an impossibility. I get so punished. And I was really scared as a result. So I worked hard and I really like maximized my full potential. And that's what I want for you. And then eventually when you're an adult And you want to smoke weed, you can make that choice. But Dad, don't you think that like, All the knowledge you've found is that like smoking weed isn't even that bad and it's legal I don't really seek this knowledge. I haven't found any knowledge. I just Why do you smoke it? Honestly because I feel like sometimes reality isn't satisfying enough Well, that's I feel. Yeah, sucks Don't be like me, kid But I want to be like you, You're my hero. You look at me in all the other ways, not this one at least try not to be. I tried not to. and my friends were doing. Yeah, you got to do it til you're eight. You don't even know anything yet But you think what I was thinking when I was thirteen is what I think now? Would I even get in trouble Yeah. how much trouble do I get in? I'm not gonna fuckking do a book report, John. Here hereere's what I Sorry to interrupt the role playing. Here's what I do think. You have to change everyvery kid's different. Like you can't just apply. Maybe, I'm your son, Jack. Because if if you think about like If you, depending on the kid, they could just push them to do more stuff. Okay, now daughter And I'm fourteen years old And you just caught me coming back from a party and I'm a little drunk And it looks like I might have gotten a little frisky. What does that mean look like? Wait howike just drunk? You don't know, but you've heard you've heard that like I have like some like my brother said that I have a boyfriend. I have one. I'm not at home. You're about to go leave and hang out with a car full of boys You see your daughter leaving, her shirts see through. He daddy Oh, Stevie Yeah. whereere' did you What Have fun have fun. I'll see you later. Okay, you sure? Yeah, like I you're in charge of like, what should I'm not I'm not there. You sure I can have fun? She about to go get in a car with a bunch of men look, it's like inaropriate to habin on or. I don't know. L. Yeah. You could say Sit down. you just push me on. Stev, maybe your shirt is a little seat th through and inappropriate. You should be able to wear whatever you want. I just wanted to I also don't think it's the best look getting into the car for. Well, you're not here Who knows what the fashion's gonna to be like? You're not here. The fashion's even more inv. You just you're putting so much time that it would have taken care of itself. Yeah, but you also want to guide your children like to make the right choices. Okay, dady, I'll see you later. Stevie, I think you need to cover up a little bit worse. S you should not be you're going on a car with boys Why are you wearing that Wearing what? I allowed to wear that shirt Please put on a more appropriate shirt. Thanks, Davve. Why is it inapppriate? I'm a friend, Erica A Unfortunately, what you think really has no relevance. Nod. It's so inappropriate that you would objectify our bodies like that. We're like becoming women and I want her to show Jie Aica S me go upstairs for one second Go upstairs. upstairs.y? I gott go to the party You don't you're ground I can talk to you with your friend Bethany. Why am I grounded? because you're hanging out with the way too fast of a crowd When was something I was told when I was young. What do you think Are you having fun in your thirties? thirties is great. I think our thirties are different than most thirties. Well, I think thirty is the new forty. I mean thirtyiess new twenty, forty is the new thirty. So nineties' the new eighties. I feel like my face moves like Jim Carerey in the mask. Wow, it does look like try to do your ugliest face KFC Bx feast Oh my go, what is this? It's a part of the KFC box feast. Oh my god. It is.how the box so they can know what the feast is. This is an eleven dollar box Take a look at this, you see this chicken? You show the thickness of the patty. Look at the thickness of a patty. This is great chick. Look at the thickness of the nugget. I mean, they call this a nugget. This looks like a big nugget. When I think of a nugget, I think this is like a real nugget. You know?, I think of this as a real nugget Compared to other nuggets That's a nug of wisdom. Time to feast. Prices and participation may vary. tax, tip and fees extra. This is the best thing I've ever tasted We respect you. We're fun of. Ollipop time, let's debate which summer flavor iss the best. Raspberry Sherberry, very easy to deate. Next question. Absolutely no debate. They even brought this one back is it was so popular. What is it? This one is Blackberry vana. This is so good. It reminds me of when I was a kid. I used to go to this place called Hoffman's with my grandmother in upstate New York and it was delicious. all area Had this one though Buy any two cans of ollipop in store and they'll pay you back for one. Any flavor, any retailer, go to drinkOollipop dot com slash FKs. Equally delicious with no memory attack Can we talk about David? David protein? You know more about protein than us. Why don't you talk about it? I will tell you right now. Right now, I'm holding a blueberry pie. flavored bar in my hand This thing has one hundred and fifty calories and twenty eight grams of protein. You're gonna be having Bazookca arms in no time, right, Kristen? I mean, I did eat one of these earlier when I arrms are looking. I had the chocolate a cookie dough is amazing. B blueberry pie iss amazing, Rd velvet's amazing. I just gotta eat this stuff to get stronger or I have to lift weights too You might You might wan to do both. David is available at Walmart stores nationwide and on walmart dot comot You can try a single bar for only two dollars and ninety seven cents. Go grab one for yourself It's gonna be sad when we get old and then our friends and our partners die. Yeah, the end of life. I don't want to be the last. Arct actually, maybe I do w to be the last man standing. Chuck, what would you do if I died? Why are we talking about that? I wanna know, Chuck, Chuck, would your entire world collapse? You know what your mom says, which is a really good with all Soundbite. What? She says, gettingetting older is just about managing loss. Be we are in our thirties. I don't know why we're talking about this. So you guys, why do we get Why do we get so scared to talk about death? It's a real thing. Okay, Keep talking about death. I'll just chill Do you guys prefer a wood fireplace or a gas fireplace? I prefer when it's gas and there's things that look like real wood in there. Yeah. I prefer real wood. Wait guys, listen to this sound. o, you ready? Never mind. That's really good stuff,.na hear you wantan to see something really cool? Sure Yeah, that's great. now let's going. Yeahow. That's so. That's incredible. All three of those notes should be equally valued That was a great. You're like a fooy artist, you know, and they're like Yeah you could do it I wonder if life is beaten down my spirit. No, you have a good spirit Life Life was beating down my spirit What turned it around? Birert? You know, if you guys recall, we walked inside. I said, I've learned a lot of new things about the universe. What'd you learn Actually I haven't. My life is a lot like how I imagined like that, you know, my life would be. Oftentimes I wonder like, was I just given my perfect life to just test me to see if I do it the right way? And then at the end, they're just like, you totally mispled your hand or like well done. You learned the lessons and you were a good guy. So you don't know if you believe in like free will and that you made these choices and all choices were just made for you and now you're just living it out. No, I think I'm making the choices and might ultimately become judged for them I think my circumstances were not my choice. I was given a very particular set of circumstances, yet, Ch? Do you think they're going to say congratulations You made dave and have a walrist stick No. I think they're going to say Mbe At first you were a little self involved, but how can we blame you for pursuing your dreams? And then you were so nice to everyone along the way? That's the most important thing. Who was they The spirits. You think they the sppirit chief's gonna to say you were selfish? I did read that True happiness and true joy will not be found. If you're chasing this dream and you're climbing this mountain, the first mountain is not where you'll find the joy. You'll find the joy in the second mountain which is when you've achieved what you want to achieve and realize there's no satisfaction from achieving those things and you just start being good to everyone else and giving And only through giving can true joy be felt? Th then isn't that selfish if you're just giving in order to feel joy, Like shouldn't you just be giving to give back I don't know about the expectation of feeling joy or feeling anything from it I don't think your's selfish when you are challenged. I think if you just get to do whatever you want, I think we're both very similarly selfish. So we both have given ourselves the green light to be to live relatively selfishly. and then whenever it's inappropriate we both kind of agree. What do you think I do that's selfish? And to me, that's just a way of life. Like You know, selfishness is just the way of life But not in like a way like where it's like,'m, you know, I just think we're all you know, you're prioritizing your own happiness. and you're not even prioritizing it, but like you're trying to make yourself as happy as possible. When things are in the way of that, you try to resist them. What do you think Dave's selfish about? I don't actually think he's that selfish. think Lved a selfish life, but then whenever I challenge you or I say like, not if I need help, you always show up. I mean, you were selfish about everything when I first started dating you. You were literally like, you had to have eight hours of sleep. You selfish. Yeah. That's not selfish. That sounds selfish. That was a bad example. Well I don't know. You were the one that always says you're selfish. He is about everything Its it's a it's a repp I've had. He's just because I kind of minimally just live for to I'm trying to be happy myself. I think he's selfish about everything like literally every single decision. If you do push him on his selfish, he's very quick to be like, oh wait, okay, yeah, for sure. Like think great thing about you. Well's what I'm saying. you are very I think I think You pick the most selfish thing to be at every time unless someone is just like, Hey, man, that's like that really hurt my. If somebody brings in like you have a lot of empathy when someone brings it in, but you don't notice it until they bring it to your attention. Yeah. Dave's so easy to do it with because it's either this, it's either No immediately, like or I know if there's any opening, I can get him. And it's really he really has there is no reason for him to say no ever. L the only time I ever agree with the no now is if he has to go out of town to do something. but like but like the day, like because he fully makes his own schedule unless you're shooting a movie, like or a television show Do you send each hundred? Oh God Yeah, Chuck, I seent an overhead shot of my bone or to her. D Yeah, every day. No I don't Have you ever has ever sent you H he ever he was always had was? Has he ever sent you a nude? Never No, you would like but I I don't I You've sent me like No visual like turn on picture ever. Yeah, I don't know that I love dick picks. I know exactly every one. The one where it looks like you have elephant tyitus of your penis on the blue sh. I that to you seriously? No No, I think sent it and you were like, you see. I didn't make that as a ne. I made that 'cause in the car, we were together and we thought it looked funny. Yeah, ye. The world beats you down in your thirties. The world beats you down a lot and it is a never ending beep down. But not really for us. We're so lucky. have the luckiest lives. Well, I lyuff happed. Lucky, lucky Jack, I thought you said we're so lanky. Don't you think you're so lucky I'm very thankful. 'use you're so lucky I'm very thankful for everything that's happened. Why don't you admit to it's slack? I do think there's a luck in it for sure. I mean you could have been b. Wve in free will Do you believe in Adams Do you believe that after teenage Dream, your life changed? don I don't know why I like to say teenage dream. I don't even know what your first song was. Teenage dream. right No, I gotta piss. Go piss. L. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Benny, how has therapy helped you maintain your mental health I mean, I'm nothing without my therapist. He's basically like a father to me. He's like another family member except without a biased opinion. And he helps me get through everything I need. Sometimes I come in and I feel like I know the answer. 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So I'll show you the options and you guys can tell me which one you like. Yeah, you'll have to keep working hard to afford such luxuries in life Canva makes design easy for anyone with built and AI that lets to remove, generate, and animate content and just a click. Start designing today at Camva d. com Do you wipe your hands every time you the wash your hands every time you go to the bathroom U sitting down And I don't touch anything, I don't wash my hands. But if I pee standing up or I poop and wipe my butt, I wash my hands. Do wash your hands every time you go number two, even if you didn't get anything on your hand I think if your hand is that close and there's only a thin sheet of paper between your ass hole and all that fungus and that fungus, why than You have to wash. Do you wash your hands after you go pee? Yeah I didn't hear it. But he holds his dick with his hand. You have to hold it to like aim it I just put it put Yeah, you push it down. Yeah. you pushes it down Why? So my day just is so a peace. Can you paint with a boner? Yeah, pretty hard you can, you have to like, move your body. Why do you push it down? Like I thought men like aimed it. No, I just push it down against my It's He's pushing it down to Amen. The reason you push it down is because if you didn't it would just above the surface Yeah that' supposed to p to. It wouldn't be in the right place When you're in a urinal, you can't see the other men's Sometimes you can. sometimes you can. Why don't they make a little blocker? There is half the time there is but's half the time there isn' I know I ever just You guys all respect each other? No People definitely look at. I no respect. I've had men standing next to me peeing and being like, I can't believe I'm peeing next to you. Like, don't worry I'm not looking. So do you feel peer pressure to use the urinal or can't you just go use a stall? I use a stall because I like can't there I didn't used to, but I do now Like it's yeah, stalls are cool, but in public places stalls like people have sometimes get pissed. I don't understand how all the fucking shit is everyone's like gly, it's crazy. Yeah.'re like Yeah in the public, are the bathrooms disgusting in a female bathroom? The space that they give men's bathrooms compared to the space that they give women's bathrooms because you guys have urinals and stalls. L they give you so much more space. That's why there's always such a long line outside of the women's bathroom. And I just feel like, you know women actually have to pee sometimes more, especially if they're pregnant or other things Why do they have urinals That's why I don't under I think for efficiency because they can get more men in How many men got a piss? Every urinal, by the way, it's always designed in a way where the piss splatters on your legs. Really? Yeah I mean, to clean urinal Yeah you don't feel it becausecause you're not wearing shorts. If you like wear short shorts, you'll feel how much piss ricochets every single time. Here's the thing, you can't put toilet paper down a urinal, can you? You don't have to wipe your deck. C you have to pat it I mean, I do. I'm just all I did I pe on my. He it like a toothpaste. he rings it out. he goes. M and there's never any moisture. Well, I'll tell you, no matter how much you wiggle or how much you dance, the last drops always wind up in your pants And I literally piss all over my dick nuts because of my d hand looks like he dipped it into it a second finger, which is not really stopping anything. It's just stopping aay from going out, but what the fluid is still coming out down all over the. It's crazy. Like, I't stop the dam. I'm just like preventing the dam from bursting out onto the person next to me. Do you find that if your urine is warmer that it goes in a different direction than if it's cold What? You war your piss is always warm. What do you mean it goes in a different direction? Like sometimes when I've had to squat outside to pee, like for whatever reason, if my body iss too warm, it doesn't go, the urine kind of goes sideways. I have no clue what you're talking about. But if it's cold I think you might have Where does the pee come out of the girl? It's not the main hole, right? It's a different small little hole underneath the clit Is that what it is? It's the urine hole. Where is that? Do you know where it is? Have you looked at your urine hole? I'm not like What is the urineole for a girl? What is it? I know for a guy in the middle of the dickad Where's the urine hole? You can't see it. Have you everen it if you spread it? So it spread So you spread your v It's not hole that the kid comes out of. No. And is it? The clip is not a hole? I know. so where is it in relation to the clip? So I actually don't fully know. Have you ever seen it or how big it is? Is it like a? you idea. I've never seen it. N' never seen a diagram of it or anything? No, I've seen a diagram of it, but I actually have never seen it. Do pee if you don't adjust your vagina, would you pee it against its like walls or not? You know what's annoying which I just figured out recently I could you know, if you're wearing t this is like so unrelatable to you guys, but if you're wearing a tampon, Yeah I, my whole life have I would pee without like moving the tampon string which is just then it's then I would always like, why is it wet all girls should move the tampon string and you just pissed into it all at all. Yeah, and I couldn't figure it out. Like I'd be like, whyy whenever I'm on my per Yeah. And I like, well, my underwear, but it's the tampon drink orr you take it out and you put it in and it is the maintenance. you haven't noticed in your thirties Hm. Yeah I learned that wom women pek in their thirties sexually Oh, Big d. D it's a wham I don't know.s like.s like feels like you got a little taste of it on our honeymoon.. That's up. Wh you guys keep talking about this honeymoon a lot Sxually. We had a really fun honeymoon. I think it was the volcanic energy. What do you think Bert? When you look back at your thirties when you're seventy, but how will we know this answer? I'm just can't project. I don't knowound does the com You can't project. I say project. You know what that word means project Yeah, but you have to finish this statement for it to make sense. I was interrupted because you didn't understand the concept of projecting What are you projecting When you're seventy and you look back at your thirties you're going to have a flash of an image in your head. What do you think it's going to be? One flag of still. N the best. Not the best word use of projection. I'll let it slide. Not a great use of it. but not totally off base, but not a great use. I see the number thirty is the color orange. And if I said predict, it would have totally been perfect better. I think you're said what would you predict? I think you're picking the wrong battle. I really think if we go back on it, yeah , let us know who won this micro battle. Projection? Yay or nay, L, comment, subscribe. Thanks everybody

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