Basketball Game and Closing Thoughts

Jon a is it The cousin of Jane Kiss She like you guys eat? Do you optimize every bite? No. Every single bite, I'm looking to like take the best piece of the meat to have the right just amount of sauce with the right piece of arugula, and then I create the perfect bite every time. Cck, what's up I got one word for you. N sheriff in town. Gremium. Why is the box black? 'Ccauseuse it's fancy, it's classy. And you know what today is? Today is a classy day because we have none other than Jason Sadeeis, mister Sudeus. I think it'sudude? Jason Sude. I think it's Sude. No, it's not. It' Jason Sudeis. Sudeis. It's never heard that in my life. I like Jasonason Sadee It's a very important day because this is the first time we've ever had an Dick. someomeone who's won an Emmy plus this is Parmigiano stuffed crust pizza from Domino's. You see that Great cheheese pull. Wow. Hold on Caviar. Wow It really goes great with slicuce. The sice sauce from Domino's is great. is actually unbelievable. Gome me big boy. All right. No, I'm just I have nothing but respect for the Emybody. to Jason Sudeas. I'm excited. Jason, I think this man is an absolute pillar of comedy. I've never met him and I really think that we're going to really hit it off just we it this way He you prioritize I'm having you in. Oh, okay yeah I'm king. sorry that's notious. right in. Oh you have to jump over it. Did you know this is our first time meeting? I know, that's something. Well, know now. What are you doing? I just. I just bit into an onion. That's all right. So this one maybe come up knowing Benny, but I have no sense of smell. Really I was gonna waake to bring up. No, but with onion onion breast, like Oh real Yeah. Tell him that one. Tell them that one story real quick. Cind where I shit my pants. And so there was like dog shit everywhere. And I fartred and it just like fills my underwear. I'm the kind of guy who when you play, you're like, donon't leave him. Shoot him. Oh I'm mess. Who that? I'm m. Oh no. Oh my I love that! Like we had all these dogs at the show because the whole premise of that episode was it was an episode for dogs. And so there was like dog shit everywhere. And and people were cleaning it up as we're doing our interview and then putting it in like this open container. so And I was like I was like, I bet I could I could eat a chimich changa right now with my head over that that Basket of dogs. Yeah. That That's not the story That's it. Yeah. So literally he goes to the has like someone from the show go down to the street to get like a burrito and I just and I'm like sitting over the thing just like this going Looking at us. Looking at it nothing. It's like nothing Wait, your whole life As far as I remember yeah. Do you have a weird sense ofaste then, 'cause you can't smell? Like you have a muted sense of taste, I think it's taste bud based. So I thought you enjoyed it. L I see his crazy stuff on there, like with like sushi L uny with like caviar on it. I'm like, that's my shit because that's got a lot of different textures, a lot of likero flavors.aste. You just it tastes like you're eating styrofoam. There's no, I can taste. but I'm tasting like, I think it's only tongue based. I get no nuanance and the evenven more like I think incredible, but weird thing is I don't remember what things taste like. Sense of smell is so I to memember myself. I can't I've always taste it. That's why I get so tac Bell so often. I'm like what does it taste? No? I don know, I talkac aboutll. I love taco. I T taco Bell. Be before you walked in the door we were talking, this is how I eat. Every single bet, I really, if I'm being thoughtful as I eat, which normally I am because I think nothing makes me happier than the two meals I have a day lunch and dinner. Yeah Why don't just have one more I wantan to be really hungry for the meal on you keep this bot. Yeah, you know, twowo meals. I optimize the bite. L I will take the right amount of chicken and smear it in the right amount of sauce and put the right amount of arugula and try to make every bite count. and every bite can be different. Do you eat that way? No. Not enough. No. Do you care about food or no I do but I like the the going L g don't what to cook. How can you even have like a favorite meal? It's probably it' texture.ly it' definitely Mexican food In interfacing with. Wh is it Mexican can you de with it So you show up and you get chips and salsa right away and I usually show up hungry. That's why that's one of the re. Do you know mariachi bands? Good vibe No one's in bad mood when a mariachi band except for the band, bab. Oh my Godd, arere you like the best baby changer ever ' can's out? Oh I am Ver good at You would be but you don't you're like I always thought like, what am I doing? I should be in the FBI ' in every movie, you know, they get that stuff and they put they smear it on. I'd be like, I would just walk in. Yeahah. I wouldn't know where the cadaver is. I'd be like, Where's that little sniffppy thing we always snow Oh you could be able to's that if it's like yeah, you get smelling salts or vapor kind of like that. It is like that. its It a nuanance't you can't do nuanance.. Has this been a big part of who you were as a person for your whole lifeike as a kid, did not even come up I't even come up as a kid.s kids kids only, it's farts and pizza, right?. And then it was farts and pizza. But such a big part of farts. I know. So are you just sitting there being like, Ling. at the sound. You know playing along. The sound is funny. The sound is great. sound can carry through. You know what sound It it smells like. Like if you had a guess, what would you say shit smells like Like what is what is his intation? He doesn't know what shit smells like. I know so. have you ever have you ever had shit so bad? Wait a minute. know like Olivia would do like when we werere together, she would describe shit. She wouldn describe smells, would try to describe like what it is. you know, it's and you know, I have two little kids and Otis has always had a good sniffer. And I remember being like when he's like two, just look at him. I go, buddy You can already do something that I cant. L never could and too And then he would just like play with my nose and go, Is there something up there?? Is there something up there? Like what if you just go? I go nothing, bud, nothing. and it's like I've never met anyone like you. I don't know anyone that can't smke. What if you stink really? Do you know if you stink together? I don't know. That's bad. I don't think I do, but I'm also not obsessive about it where I'm like, I wear the same D deodorant and people like they like it. They like it alone. No Well would I? Wh when I was dating or you know in partnership with wanted me to? I Have you ever been with someone who's like, hey, wear this Cologne? No I have a really good idea for like an activity that we could do today that just came up in my head, but I think no one else would think it's a good idea for a good activity. Are you posing? No. We just w to just stretching. What is the activity? Let's hear it. I Instacart laxatives shit in a plastic bag Look can you smell it? Is a game just for him to smell your by the way, that will take That take hours. I would be talking Yeah, I would love I would h now. It's just kind of a job. I would love that. Of course you would We're not doing. But only you're doing. I think As a kid, me and my group of friends, that would be what we were doing that day. And I don't think we should do that because it's a ridiculous thing to even bring up. actuallyually don't. But it wouldd be amazing like to have someone that's a professional like a feicalist if that is a real thing. No, no, he's just gonna shit When you're to smell his shit? Well,, I'm down to do that. I mean, just someone who hased to take a shit. I can do it. Do it right now. I don't know if you need to order it right now.'re in the. I dont want to st it. smells like something. G your knees above above your belly., get a squatty p. Itast like Brooklyn.s like burn. Like his shit smells like shit. Like this shit, you might be able to smell his shit. He's got the type sh. you smt sh He's got the type of shit you could smell. I've never order this stuff. Do you want me to order it? or you're like, this is so offensive. it's at the very end I mean, you know Ion't kidding. I don't know.ere is the type of shit you might be able to smell. Let me tell you what's. I' been here for three days, right? Thatound So it's like at some point, you're gonna shit. Jeet'd like you call him Chuck Why he's got to shit in a bag and smell it and then that's why like Chuck? No Chuck. It's like mom' using a full name. Like Chuck. Okay. it's It's not even a good story. It's like my shitting one. No, that one'. It's basically basically at the bar Basically we're best friends We had nicknames for each other. The nickname evolved into Chuck. It was our thing. Dave got a little upset because I started calling a few of our friends. He has like a compulsion, which you probably noticed like even though I too call him Chuck. Yeah. You probably haven't seen me ever call him Chuck because he has a compulsion. Before he speaks, he likes to say chuck. No no, he's never gonna say it ever in my life to his close friends. Yeah other other people are shuck only Mally me Only there's two there's two people that are chacks And then three break it two and a half And then who's a hat? we don't want them to knowt I don't want them to know. don't But they don't know that. Then we put it on his TV show. Right. And now the whole world calls us Chuck now. you guys started it you just call your So many people call us Chuck in the you Chuck. because you both call Yeah yeah. We call each other Chuck. And like in the show We're like, B friends and we start calling each other back. So every day of my life, a person calls me Chuck that is not him, that is a random person. Yeah you oversaturate. You gave it to the. Yeah, you ruined people. No, I pally we ruined it and then you ruined to the mask. You had final had. You ruined it to the mask. You kept it you kept it in there. You ruined it. I kept it in there. I thought there was a charm to abbsolutely. Do you want me to We'reidering calling you BJ Yeah, Benn his name is Benjamin Joe No one ever calls him BJ. Yeah. Now I don't feel like you're a BJ.id you want to know something interesting? Do you think was BJ? I think he could be a BJ. I do wantan to say would have been, but not anymore. Yeah. The craziest thing was for the first season and a half, it was so hard for us Because we wanted to call each other Chuck because we call each other. So we had to like Well I still yeah. it was so hard. No sometimes I edit Chucks out of the show 'Ccauseuse there's so many. Yeah I have to like up them. full of chuck. Yeah full. O tred You don't even know what that is. He doesn't know. What a chock full of chol. What a ch f of chuck I know how muchood wood chuck chocol, W woodchuck could chuck wood. I did that well. Wood chuck ch. lot' that not wood ch I like chocol. No, I just knew I just knew I was just making it a dumb like call. C I ask you an outfit based question? Based on this outfit or one that I've in the past? That one right there.. Wh did one in the past? You hoop? I did Sam. Yeah. Sam. This is my current favorite hoodie. My son Otis went out shopping with my sister Christen and her partner, Rachel, and they bought this. and he was wearing it one day This was probably about Eight months ago and I was like, I love that hoodie. I checked the skew, got the number, looked it up. They sold it in adult adult sizes. I bought two. Then we're in London shooting this last season. I come downstairs, he's getting ready for school and he's like sitt at the table. and I walking downstairs and he just sort of looks I'm like always about to blow up my spot. And he goes, he goes, I have that hoodie. I go, I know. And he comes up and walks up to me. he's only like this tall. And he just comes up to me like this and he just picks these up. He goes, these are really good to chew on when you get anxious. I know, right? And they fucking are. His are porn the shreds. Yeah. Like that's how can tell who's whoses And the anious human being A little bit more than I more than I realize, Yeah. Yeah. you don't seem anxious at all. Like I can not the camera. That's why I become myself. Sometimes you can kind of see it even in people that are not, but I don't even see it anywhere. No no dude Like my anxiety comes out, like I definitely have a small version of trickatilyania. Like I pull out what's that? Like when you pull out hair Oh. Like I tell you You't expect us to know what that was. Did you never heard. Maybeaybe I heard about I heard it was I knew long words I memorized as a kid Yeah. Be pull eyebrows. wentull eyebows or like What is anxiety like when writing like if there's been like a writ session that we've just beeninking and sitting there and I'm like touching my mustache And I pull it out then my makeup gal will be like, ooh, are you writing this weekend? I was like, yeah, 'cause it'll just be like a gap. Why do this? O I just forget. Do you have OCD? I don't know. the same thing with my mustache hairs Well, yeah, right? where you just pull it or you just touch it. just feel it. Yeah.' It feels nice. I never I still have hair when I go like this Do you do stuff to your mustache? Yes. What do you do? When I was young, I used to take nir and now I pluck it. I put it in the sun Yeah. Nor didn't work. I put it like on my pubes and on my legs and it didn't do anything really? Yeah. What does it do? Does it like burn? It like burn I remember the smell of it was so strong. It's like it smells like cement or something. I Yeah, you wouldn't buy some air, some laxes. This is a cart. How like do't Yeah. cart's gonna get more full. fifteen more minutes. Yeah. How old are your kids now Ois is eleven and a half days. he's nine. He's almostelve. He'll beelve in April. So now you can talk to your kid, you can actually have like real conversations. Oh my gosh, yeah. yeah, yeah. What types of things are you guys even talking? Like what do you like when your kid's eleven like like what's he saying? Is he talking about girl? Like what's happening? When he's like really sleepy or when we're talking about something else or he's in the back of the car? Like he did ask me the other day, like what do you think happens when you die? Like what you think it feels like? He said that? Yeah, What' you say I said I don't know I guess it depend how you die. Like, I assume you don't feel anything unless it's, you know, I't seen from. Do always answer your kids honestly like that? Yeah. 'ause I always wonder like wait like if your kid asks you and you're like three and they're like three, I think I'll do the same. That sounds know. Yeah my friends kid will have to remember less His kid came to him And she said G It's sad all the time And she says, and I don't know why I'm getting sad. And she said, does anyone else in the world get sad? What is that feeling? and why can't I stop it? And it was like it like rocked my friend. He was just like, he was was' a tough question. She's very hyper intelligent. And at this point, she was probably like And you know, she has depression, you know, saye and he was like at that point, he was like, tell her what depression is, Do we go into it? He was like He started crying. Yeah Since that day, he promised like with both his kids, he was like, I'm always gonna to tell the truth. And it's like and she's totally good Do doesnn't he mention, you know, she's in therapy and all, but it's like, but yeah, it's crazy like I think it's good it is good to tell. I don't I don't know if you guys remember. I have like memories of my parents being really honest and like open as you like ask these questions when I was younger. I mean, I don't think they would say anything that would be like harmful, but I feel like it's a good thing to do. I don't know if I asked my parents enough questions like that. Yeah, yeah, I. I didn't. You to know we had the World book Encyclopediaas. I was Yeah. Do You want to know something cool th about My other friend right before His dad died. His dad got cancer. and he said, I don't know anything about my dad. He's like, I know like where he was born. L I know like where he worked. He was like, I have no idea who my dad is as a man. And a lot I think a lot of people really don't know their parents that well. They think they do. I ask so many questions. Yeah, you do, but I'm saying most people don't He took a tape recorder and every day, he went and he asked his dad every question When did you first fall in love Letting It was the first time you scared and ask because most people don't know that stuff about their parent Like Chuck, do you know like everything about I've gotten like my parents like a book where they can like R But you know what I did? I started, this is what I did. So I had this exact. I totally forgot that I even did this until just now and I welcome. And I have never Yeah. you Thank you for reminding me of something that I did. And I've never even watched the footage. Yes you did when you had to cry No, I didn't No Yeah But not really.old U something, that's different. and I'll tell you about that in a second. You should remind me to tell you about that A Right. Yeah, exactly inside the act. So this is tricks of the trade. pare and pretty much where you're sitting. Literally exactly. Hired a videographer Got a nice. Good frame and I just ask them everything folks. Yeah for no other reason because I just didn't want to like even leave it to my memory. I wanted to like have all their like things. So I just had and I back it up on all my drives, but then so I started watching it and I just instantly started crying it was the most innocuous basic question and just seeing them talk as if I'm trying to like immortalize their soul made me instantly cry The other story I was going to say is so I had a scene in my show where I had to get emotional. I thought, I don't know how the hell I'm gonna do this. Like I started trying to think about sad things in my life. By the way, I've had the best life ever. think Nhing came up. Like not. hanger after banger. like un Bruce My uncle die when I was eight. L I loved the guy when I was eight and he died and that sucked. But like that's the only bad thing that's ever. I think about M Uncle Brce dying. I mean, that's the only bad thing that's ever happened to you. And his dick stuff. Yeahah. My dick druma like dick in your hair. Yeah L that you don't like, right? Like you don't likeinew? Wait what finewer? Youuck. Wow. I't b Y hair is a little flat in the back. I hire acting coach the first time I say, excuse me, here's my predicament. I got this scene coming up. everyvery time I haven't had many, like I know people pull from their past experiences, like I don't really have many. I'm like I think about things that in theory make me sad, but You know, I just have too much awareness of the reality at hand to not Like remind myself that I'm sitting on set thinking of this thing. I just can't And I said, please help me figure out how to do it very shortly after My first consultation with her consultation. And like hearing how I think and how I talk, she saidays, Okaykay, look Here's what I would do if I were you She said, if you don't leave it up to the chance and you want to like I honestly I think the best way to go about this is you ask your parents to film a video saying goodbye to you And like they're like closing statements and have and then when it's time don't watch the video and then when it's time to shoot scen and watch the video, and I think you'll be in good shape That's put a lot of didid she talk to your parents too or she That's not She she recommend that I do that Yeah. And then I said to my parents, so my acting coaches recommended that And I My mom ced while she was doing it She was like funny Y My mom literally start crying during the thing. Of yeah, but obviously. She's saying goodbye to you. I watched like ten like seconds of it at first just to see like, did they even understand what was being asked of them? I was like, yes, they do. Didn't watch it until the day And I like watched it. I had like a good first take And then I just kind of got over I basically got to the point where I couldn't look at the thing and then put it down and then look up and shoot the whole scene. What I wanted was whereere I would get the most emotional was while I was watching it. But if I'm going like this, right, none of that footage I I stit, it's not the same. I had TA I put an iPhone on a stick in the eyeline behind the actor that I was talking to and an earpiece in my ear. Wow. So I could just sit there and watch My eyeeline right and I just listen to it and that's how I got the scene. And I'm both ashamed and proud that's what happened. I think whatever time have. C you tryy on command Mand or like Inane. Yeah, I've Without your parents saying goodbye. Without No, but like I'm trying to think of things that I have thought. Definitely at one point, you know, certain songs can get me h like for whatever reason, like just you, there' just certain songs that that still like wow. I mean, I can pretty You pretty easily for whatever reason, but the times that I've had to do it were manufactured, I remember doing. There you go. Yeah, exactly. Now you have to cry.' sorry that're crying. You're not.'m.'ine. Thank. Be you're crying ' like what the people are you're like just being like, I'm gonna cry. It depends. It depends on the scene. It stuff that I've written, it's usually something that's already like inside me that's Lets come out. yeah. you know triggered by something else. But it's usually comes from a place of regret. of like, so it wouldn't be like having my parents saying goodbye to me. Yeah. It would be me You got a lot of regrets in your life? I don't have many. but the couple that I do have, but it's more about the regret of like, oh, the things I would say if I was saying goodbye. I do remember Ted L at one point, I just thought about this morning, oddly enough, was there was one scene where I'm like emoting talking about how the character's father like you know dies and just sort of thinking about where I got like, you know, what it's got to look like, you know, and where I gott toa be. And I remember just With my eyes closed being down, just thanking everyone. like involved with the show for how much hard work and love they put into it. and it was like this tremendous amount of love process and the people that have done it. It was during our season two. So at that point people we had heard that the outside world liked what we were doing. So they're like But it's nothing that I would feel capable of doing like in front of a bunch of people because I know it would bring up so much like emotion for me to for giving a right. Maybe because I one of those weird with emotion. one hundred percent, but you can't don't know the difference on camera. Yeah. because'm Yeah you I'm talking about my dad's passing and how much I loved him and how what I wish I would have done differently before he died And so so yeah, I'm just thanking all these people. I'd be curious to see like that daily. When was the last time you cried in real life? Oh recently. H a shit. I feel like I need like I feel like I need a good fucking so Yeah if I get there. I love a good cry. do You know what my favorite type of cry is in the world when you're in the shower And like it's like arm on like the side wall and you're just like weeping and it's like you can't even catch your breath. Yeah. I love everything's better in the shower. It is That's great. just know Every just chills the fuck. Do you know I sit down in every shower I ever get in? I do on the floor. Every time I take a shower. You want to know what? I wantan to know how I did it this morning. And What are you doing when you're sitting? So I got in the shower and first I sat down brushing teh in the shower and I'm sitting. I went like this And I laid down like this and spread my legs. This is some rich people's shit. L lookook at this at. the sh. I put one. And the water was just shooting up my ass Oh and I was just sitting there like this and it felt so good Don't you hate the cold stuff on your skin your it's warm. You know, when you're a kid, oh my God, you grew up in how old are you fifty little Okay for now. I do you want to say's say your masturbation story. No, it's not a story. I was gonna say my philosophy. You know how you can't smell? Yeah, I know I can't come on my feet You can't, notot really. much I can If I but it takes a lot more focus and concentration. But you can Really? Y Okay. I can come I can position. I can, but I don't want to Yeah you he doesn't want to you don't ever want to do anything like too physical. L I always have to kind of No I'm saying dare you The section? I just they're in love. There's confidence. They're still in love Look at that ye, adapt it up. How's an lollipop? We try. It's delicious You know this stuff makes you poop. Does it? Yeah. Dave, if you drink like su nine grams of fiber in it? Oh, then maybe you can poop in a bag for Jason. Well, Dominoes, you know what they do every time. What? They knock it outt of the park. You know what else they do? Garlic pers crris. Can I tell you something? Can tell you a thing I just thought of? It's the best. Take a bite from the back and then take a bite from the front. Look who's the best pizza? I'll tell you what The sauce is a the slice sauce. It fifty out of ten. There's only ten. It's my favorite sauce. There's one slice sauce. M Grab any handmade pan pizces or any Parmesan stuffed pizza crust and dip them in noulesashu. I. And that's how you level up your pizza night. Sometimes I put caviere on it if it's real fancy Oollipop time, everybody. Oh my go. Which flavor you guys like gamb it? Th blackbererry vanilla?, I'll take some raspberry sugar. a Raspberry sugar. that they brought this one back? They Back by popular demand. Hey, why does it smell sugar back? Oh my go. This is the best smelling thing I've ever smellt in my life. Oh my go. I use to have an ice cream, like a shherbert like this when I was a little kid in upstate New York with my grandma and she's dead. It literally just brought me back to this. Buy any two cans of Ollipop in store and they'll pay you back for one. Any flavor, any retailer, go to drink ollipop d. com slash FKS. Oh my God, this is memory lane Before Ted Lasso even happened, I remember I was at like a big dinner in Europe and you were there. shooting You were shooting. Yeah. And I remember thinking I was like show about soccer. And I was like, and I was like I was like, is that thing gonna to work? And it's like became like Boy did boy did it become the biggest show music. But you were talking about it, you were like, Yeahah, we're making this show. I still talk about like that. Yeah. Thank We just finished shooting season four. Did you guys get like the most like Emmy nominations ever? I think maybe at one point, but point. You you know how many nominations I got er That's's not true as it is. What? No, not even close. I thought for like directing or not name for anything Nope, never No recognition in any award show at all. That surprising to me. No, no, he's actually never been recognized by anything. He doesn't even get invited to like the one time he asked me, he goes, how am I not getting invited to the VMA? He was like I'm literally the guy who want the It really funny. Are youing out a ticket? Oh I thought you were certific I I' giving you a ticket to the V. I would have lost a hundred bucks on that, but I would have definitely assed. Well donin made if not one, but I don't pay too much attention to it. Meither. Yeah. meaneaningless. Maybe they didn't see it right or away. Is that's the TV? It's a Samsung frame TV. Oh, yeah, absolutely. But have a frame TV. the thing They're so brilliant. I mean It's the best we have to think of an idea like that in life It' it helps Yeah. Black boox turns into beautiful art. It's crazy. It's such a great idea. You ever thought of any ideas? No Like Oh my Godd, please be my food And it's just your food.. I'm hearing a possessive pronoun. Yeah,ah he doesn I would order myself lunch. He doesn't engage with any other No. No, hey, J, do you want anything? There Okay, well I have not W she? No,. But I do have a question. he doesn't even need to be here? What do you think of Dave? Nope. Lking Han. What' you read? L Portion, right? B p. Yeah. It's not the food. What was it? Did you order laaxxatives really? This is laxatives? It's laaxxatives. Oh my God. takeake one right now. That is a heavy bag. They also don't make you shit right away. How quick. Just eat the laaxates right now. You shit in the bag and just send it to my place then I'll smell it there and I'll just do a little video you know you please please eat laax. Al is gonna break his like non smelling Lax. I love everyone's really acting like she's definitely gonna take the laxatives and shit Like what's a laxidative smell like or look like? It's like a gun has been introduced into the scene. Every' like do should of bls nare n.. Because we were talking about.. So you're gonna smell nare. smell. We're gonna put some nir on the back your neck. magnes. have Jell. By the way, I've done some research. Lxidives legs. Those were like when they're inserted. But in fifth grade, somebody went fally Is what they And I was like, I got get rid of this mustache. two of you did. It's like a I don't know.ikeice. Yeah. I father goodood question. Go for it. I've only known you for about an hour. Yeah, yeah. but I can already tell Okay, enough noise I can already tell Just like me, you seem like the type of guy who just seeks the joke all the time and like you live life just like. You like that fun, right? It feels that way And I love like that's honestly filming these is my favorite thing I've ever done in my career because it allows me to tap into this part of me that was just like the boy who was hanging out with his friends entertaining them trying to have fun. Do you feel like you're employing that same sense of humor to your children as they grow up like in a full way Or do you have to like tone it back or even change your comedic style to communicate with your children donon't change it too much. I feel like I may not be I feel my sweet spot is when someone is watching the farm. and then I can run around. So then as a parent, I feel like for me There is a structure in place, then I can goof around in it, but when I am the structure then less so. Yeah. I think they're more inclined to see it when I'm Like being like a key role player while a superstar leaves. Yeah, you're just like not point guarding just your' shooting guard. You're like you're then you can you're getting like, you know, thirty points a game or you're getting, you know at least twenty looks and the other person is the one like calling out what defense, they're switching like You was strict all that I mean I mean, not I mean, it's all relative, but Like no pun intended, right? But I think Ish L but about like manners and stuff and same. please and thank you and Do you see your s do you see your kids having like a similar sense of humor as you, Oh my gosh, they're so funny. They're getting funnier and funnier as they go. They you know, Dais's been funny from Jumps. What age are your kid? Nine nine or eleven. Yeah, yeah.. Yeah, two a half years apart. almost almost It' so fun to It's super great. like such good vibes and then this. But when I when he and I are having like chats and stuff, we'll look through old photos and videos of Daisy and he just cracks up like he's watching his favorite sitcom. Like he just it's so sweet. And I just try to remember that, remind him of that, especially as they'll become teenagers. It'll be n Whats your sibling in the breakdown? I know you have brothers? I have one real brother. Yeah, ye. He's five and a half years older, and then I have three step siblings that are all younger. Gosh, what about you One older brother five years older. Oh wow. Okay. One older brother four years older. Okay, wow. Sos that's like different high schools. Yeah. I was grade he was a senior. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeahah. so like my sisters are Kristen is, you know, I was seenty five, she's seventy nine and then Lindsay was eighty one. so they're really close and always have been and very difficult to beat in charades. mee and my brother. Yeah, M M Mil Yeah. this is incredible. You want more kids? I would yeah, if I fell in love with, you know, like So like, yeah, I think it comes from the Are you a cable man Clyah How' being single I don't know, ups and downs. Are you more of a relationship guy? Like, do you find yourself in relationships more than being single? I like being in relation to people I't I'm not at a point in my life when where like, you know, where it feels good or fulfilling to date. numerous people all at once Yeah. That feels daunting and overwhelming especially especially with being a parent. there's also a new thing of d anybody of dating that they are They Like they're never number one on the call sheet as the show is saying would go. like the kids are. Oh, interesting. You know what I mean? E probably more so than myself. And so then there's that little bit as you get older, you're like, oh God, I got to make sure my cuppss full in order for You know, other people get the overflow Yeah Yeah. When you're tipping at a restaurant. Yeah What? Nothing. Yeah, here we go. You know It's it's an interesting world to be in. You're like, how do how do you do the math for twelve percent? Are you? Are you you know? I don't I get too scared to do anything other than twenty in a percent or a above. You know what's c? You know what the worst thing is? When it's automatic gratudi at eighteen. because then you're like, how do I even add percentage? Yeah I always, becauseuse then I'm like oh, it's too low. criticize.ouble for tipping twenty percent. No, I don't criticize. of what? higher? No thirty thirty No, no, It varies. I don't criticize. It's only if someone else is paying and saying, well, what are you tipping I want to like I say, well, if I feel like that's going to like like make people more anxious Right Because this is a form of anxiety. I think we were talking about itlier I was like, I was like, I guess as a kid or t up until I was like, you know growing up, I was like, oh, anxiety is only about dying. And it's like, no, its about stuff like this. like worry about that. But to be asked at the table, like, okay, yeah, are you gonna to pick it? o, thanks, Mark. That's really nice to you Mark. Hey, what are you tipping? What's that's like the thing that we' I know know uil like red flag the cheaper like I don't think it teaches anything tipping poorly because if someone is not good at like say it is like like a waiter waitress at like a diner type place Yeah. and they're just Busk and not checked in and you were going to be you want to be there for forty five minutes. you were there for an hour and a half because they were just like just not there, whatnot. That's kind of nuts that that would happen. but like If you only tipped ten percent. Yeah. Like they're only going to walk away from there going, what an asshole versus like If you're gonna tip ten percent, I think you gota give a note. Give a note say Yeah. I normally tip Yeah, but you were so. orr say it to them. evenven that I'm like the only thing that stinks more than that for me is is hows have to buy their own. Teachers have to buy their own school supplies. They just like That's wild. Women buy tampons. I'm like so comeome on, what the fuck are we doing? Wait a minute What happens? teeachers teachers teachers like when we're growing up, even though I'm older than y all, like I guarantee you the teachers if they wanted to get something, you know, crazy dope they'd go out of pocket. But for the most part, like the school is paying it. now you see so often likeike, you know, just friends, you know, that're still back home in Kansas, like, you know, on their Instagram, like, hey our grade school teacher has an Amazon like wishlist of things, you know, so you could buy markers for the kids. I'm like, how is ild Like taxes like Yeah, whereere's this money going? Like each teacher kind of just up They're like I thought you were like referencing some super creative approach to like a big presentation and having to pay for that. No, no, no, no. It basic supplyies basic supplies. like just do teachers need to pay for? bec more commonplace than I've just noticed and I'm not as plugged in and I don't know the solve and I don't know the reasons why, but I can't imagine I'd be convinced being like, oh no. No Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. Yeah. Miss Norman have to buy buy her own erasers. Yeah. buy her own chalk. No makes her makes her not, you know blow through it. She has to pay for it herself. One time I had a teacher, this is a terrible story. She was just walking and she was kind of young and she was like young. It was like the youngest teacher I ever had. She was, new She was young cool She was cool. I don't know. She wasn't like I liked her, but you could tell that she wanted to be cool. Yeah. She was like walking one day and she just slipped and just So right on her face So That's the end of the story. Let's it. It's almost It's almost done. Terrible. Th then she then she tipped up hundred per It was like the craziest fall. Like I ever like it was so just and then she got up immediately tried to play it off immediately. she was like Oh like then her chin just start burst up in. And that is now the end of the story. Yeah. I had the same I was running up from the subway at my SNL days running up the stairs on thirty Rock, running late and a gal was coming down the stairs, her and her friend and she full on slips and like and b her chin S same kind of thing and she stands up and it's that emmbarrassment that people have when they fall. Yeah, that she was just like, I'm fine, I'm fine. And meanwhile just a beard of blood spewing out and her friend' like, no, Becky, you're not fine. And I'm just like, do you guys like I know security they're just tourists and And I was like, do you want help? like, No, no, no, we're fine. It's like, no, we need help. And I' just like, we're fine, we're fine. Please stop. I'm fine blood I' likeah, okay, I'm gonna go, it's just right around the corner. The main desk is right around the corner. I was just like, Id probably do that metaphorically all the time. Yeah, when people try keep running It's so weird. I was on a date one time and the girl tripped Right? And it wasn't a date. it was h like Two months into dating a girl. Yeah And she tripped And it was funny. Y She hated it. And you laughed. I laughed Yeah. And she was mad. And it changed everything. Yeah Really I don't know if it changed everything, but that night it did for sure. Yeah That night was like was so fun. We were hitting it off. She tripped, she fell, she got up. I could see that She was embarrassed and then I laughed and then I felt like such a loser for laughing. and then you can't really talk anymore about it. And so we then we choose not to talk about it and it's really disappoed. You never know with people. One time I stepped on someone's toe, an ex boyfriend and I was in trouble for days. That's crazy. I have the greatest story ever, but I don't I think we're just you turn black and blue? What's your story It doesn't matter. It's not it's not you have rights to it. You do you do you like go out and like IP? likeike are you Yeah, man, look at me. What am I b this youin stealing away you, no, no. I don't mean stealing. I mean like locked into Ted Lasso. They are just like doing it A you getting ideas for like new shows and stuff? No, it's mosted also funnels into into their zero ideas. Zero ideas. er idea guess. Do you ever feel like you're living? A big idea, to a big idea No, never. Neither I don't know Yeah. Why be idea to dr scared J like just swim looking around for the next one. I There's a mogul mindset that I think when you're in the groove of like like I was asking, I just had of know where it struck me to Asphineas What was the time difference between wrriting, what was I made for? and, um, Birds of a feather. was like he was like within like a month and I was just like, I think that's so neat. Yeah. Like you want to know something so crazy One time I was with T pain. Yeah. And I was talking to him And we were talking about music and you know, he's done so many big records. And one time he said he was in the studio and he wrote six number one songs in one night. Yeah, S number ones in one night. I will tell you, I'll tell you a quick story that's actually interesting I had just stopped flying, okay, and I don't fly. Still don't. Yeah, still. Never ever. No. I'll take a boat you're going to. No no, I'm saying right now. Yeah, as of now. Yeah In your future of life Yes, I do. I' working through it. I'm working towards it.. I'm driving, I'm on like my second trip driving across the country two thousand nine I'm going to work on Katie Perry's album. okay ve get there. I had to convince my brother to drive me. I promised him I'd buy him a suit from H and M if he drove me. So he drove me and all my friends came. sixix buttons. big dragon on. I was like ab and M. Siously drove you all that way just for Well this no one had this is like way back in the day. He wanted that suit. and and bunch of my friends came with me We like rented a Rv four and we all drove together. and it was so fun.. I get there and I'm exhausted and everyone's like, come to the studio And I'm so tired. I get to the studio. They said We finished the album, we'd love you to hear the singles. And I'm like, what the fuck? I just drove all the way here and you're done. And then they said We'd love for you to hear the singles. They said, we'd love for you to hear. And they're like dancing in the studio. They're so happ 'use you never know when you're going to make the songs. And I said,, okay. And I'm exhausted. haaven't slept in a bed in a long time. likeike we're like traveling And I like go in and I'm So they're all on the main studio. Everyone's like, they're like having a field day I go in the side room at a recording studio called Conway And I'm in the side and I'm just like, I'm just gonna to start like making some beats. And I just like start making beats. And then Dr. Luke comes in, he like plays some stuff and then like, you know Max Martin's like getting like a cookie. and he like comes in and he's like, Oh, what's in here? Basically, we started making two demos that night and the two demos we made were California Girls and Teenage Dream. They were the two demos we made. And it was crazy. and literally they go Like everyone comes in and listens to them and they're like,, Th these are okay. And then we went we went to bed and then we came back the next day and we were like, we were like, what the fuck? Th are insane. Yeah, guys And I think if you're not swinging from vine to vine, you get to the vine quicker. Yeah. It's a little bit like, you know when you have like a spot in your eye and you like try to look at it and it keeps moving away. Yeah I feel like that's a little bit there's something to there's something to that You know, gift giving used to be something that was hard for me. It's still hard for me. It ain't hard for me no mo. I don't know why I said it like that, but Canva It's like no. Well, like if I wanted to get Ben of gifts, I could get a, you know, take a picture of me and him P put it in the a cama, C camera will design me a coffee mug. I don't want a coffee mug. Okay. Nope. I want a stainless steel water bottle with graphics on theide. We can look into that for you. 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Your Mro health matters. signign up and get ten percent off at betterterhealth dot com slash fkos. That's betterterhlp dot com slash fkos Did you guys just like fall into Ted Lasa? Like how does that mean We made no we I got hired NBC Sorts got the rights for the Premier League back in two thousand eight. Is a rights based thing Yeah, it was you're literally a wr. Ad Comany A Comany came to me with like five ideas. They had Like I forget the other four or whatever they were. but one was like football coach coaches soccer. And I was like I was like, oh, I like just like shitting my pants, like shitting my, you know, my brain pains. shit. Yeah, exactly. like here with twenty thirteen. Like this is like May of twenty thirteen. So this was so long so long ago. And then I was like, okay, can I bring two friends My friend Joe Kelly, who wass a great writer. And then I had another buddy that I was thinking and then Joe was like, what about Brendon who who plays cooach Beard on the show. And I was like, I was like, 'cause he knows everything. huge soccer football. you know Joe knows a little bit about soccer and football, and I knew nothing. So it was kind of like the Goldilocks theory.ike And so we were like, okay, let's do that. They came over. Olivia and I were staying up in Nichols Canyy at that point. We like had the laptop open Rote out beats like for ideas. We knew we were going to have two days. We're going to shoot it in London It was one of those moments for me where it's just like, o I'm just like in a flow state or in a zone type of thing. We go over there, we make the commercial It's a multim million dollar campaign. There's no we did not write a script. We have no script. The ad, you know company did, but we only were using little pieces of it. You know, I came up with a name Ted Lasso. I was just like, what about Ted Lasso? You know, I just liked the idea of a first name and a noun Like, you know, it was like, you know, whatever. And so then we're over there and in between setups, luckily we had this great director named Marty, who did secondcond City in Toronto And so he was okay with improvisation as a process Yeah. And then we would go we'd dick around for twenty minutes. I'd act like a fool is the character is a little bit different, you know, like he had a mustache and hed talk like that and everything. but he's a little bit more like likeike Michael Scott, David Brent kind of Yeah. And then we then they do stuff, we'd go in there and play Katan. And then my manager would be outside talking to like the guys from NBC and Todd would be going, but what are they doing? Like what's like what are we doing next? It goes, just trust the process. Everything's going to go fine. Marty, the director was okay with it. We ended up, you know then helping out with the edit and you know, it was like a little shortilm. It was like three and a half minutes. Like a proof of concept thing of this No, But it wasn't it was just a commercial For NBC for the the Premier League on NBC sports. So this is just like just a commercial not of like like a commercial. just like like here here's, you know A couple hundred grand to make it to be like this commercial. Okay, how about we call this guy Ted Lasso. The commercial does so well, both with football fans, soccer fans, comedy people like this. What year was this? twenty thirteen? came out to like it just a couple months later, you know? And it played great. And then we enjoyed doing it. I remember at some point being at the US open me and my buddy John Glazer ripping your muststache hair out things. I didn't that do It was real that tan too living out here And I look down the road And I see Tony Parker, who's with the Spurs at that point and Terry Henri from Arsenal, like look down and like wave at me and I look at John and I go Oh Jon R and Tony Parker just waving at me like they know me. We get up during after like a game set match or whatever. and they come up and they're gushing about Ted Lo. I'm like Oh wow, this commercial like even the cool kids like like like footballers and and, you know, h, you know, athletes and like, okay So then we enjoyed doing it so much that we were like He, we do another one And their premise was they're like, yes, but we don't have the budget we had last year, so we can't fly you over there. It's like, okay, that's okay. The whole premise of the commercial is Ted L lasto gets hired by the Ttenam Hotspurs and then gets fired, like three days later, becausecause he doesn't what he's doing. He actually hired and fired you know in three and a half minutes, whatever. And then we did the second one, the idea being, and that's more where the show idea comes out of where Ted gets hired, but then gets fired, but isn't mad at anybody. It's just like, but falls in love with soccer, falls in love with London. Now he's living back in New York you know waking up at seven AM to watch Premier Leagueames driving a mini Cooper that he named Bradley. know like all these silly jokes. And then it's just like twenty fifteen, Reliv and I out to eat are having dinner somewhere and she's like What do you wantan to do? I was like, She like, you should do some of that Ted L last So You you guys love doing that and and you enjoyed Joe and Brendnon. we all get along so well. You know, when you find like, you know, those people' like blah, blah, blah, we then like sit around for a week and write for three days. It was one of these weeks that like so many good ideas came out that in three days we had six episodes sort of figured out. Joe had written like a spit draft of the pilot, which is about eighty five percent what we ended up doing, you know, more or less And yeah, that was twenty fifteen. Then it just sat there for't years. You didn't do anything with that? No, not for years. just it up. Lliviet, we had Otis, we had Daisy. I was doing a movie here and there. Kids kids have slow it down.. But they also allowed this gestation. You know, the world was obviously changing. You went like the Michigas and Trump and whatnot. Joe was working on a show. Brendon was gigging like crazy doing stuff out here. And then it wasn't until like Bill Larences had an idea for a show that he wanted me to do that wasn't the right fit. And then he was like, well, if you have any other ideas? I was like, Well, me, my friends have this. and I hand him the stack of stuff and then he read it. He flew out to Brooklyn to meet with me and then I think you read on the way back and he's like, yeah, there's a lot of good ideas there. We were all like So we're like this stalled cart and he was like basically like the guy that giv us a little jump start put gas in the tank. So yeah got started as a commercial That's amazing. NBC owned it first Warner Both owns it Apple own to get right billionaire I guess. NBC passed on it. Like only reason like we went to all the people on you on the show on the show that way yeah. like NBC I mean Netfl Everyone passed on Ted Lasa. Yeah, but it makes sense. L nobody had no promises. like, know, hereere's the idea. and yeah we weren't Apple was like, Yeahah, let's do. Did you write were the Millers or are you just a hired gun? hired gun, but I I help with like rewit like Rosson and thater. love that. I love that movie. You know what I love it. I love it. you know what. I was so proud of part of that movie. You know what inspiring as a comedian who just wants to watch funny movies. That'sci. No you know what else is so underrated pass is so under rated. Yeah. That was the first time You don't like that one? I' thought going say horrible bosses. Yeah I don't think that's underrated. I think that's like I think that's like a huge Iess Hp This is one of those movies that I get I have like my age like like sort of whisper to me. I I love Holpass. It it feels like it's subversive. I'm like you watch yourself Yeah, but not Wh I don't sit there and like like crack up. Oh really? This gu you know guy. Oh my God. I wonder about I'm crazy. I'm like just up there editing footage of the show and And I'm like He edited all of his show here during because it was the pandemic and I would hear just like cackling like the loudest laughs and it was I'd always say when H joke, like anything he said. know Do you know what I never realized until like I go back and think about it, you're in like every movie and TV show ever made. And then When did you start? How old were you I I got hired to write at SNL when I was teen so twenty I was twenty seven, almost twenty eight. Okay, yeah. Yeah. W was on SNL? Yeah Yeah I worked there ten years, wrote for two, on for eight. But you started as a writer and then you did this. And did you have hopes of like being on it? or are there ever any writers that are like, I just want to write for it? abbsolutely.'re You're from the SSNL Tree of comedians. Y.. Within the last two days, I saw in two things that I wasn't thinking of. I forget what it's called. It's like a relationship one. it's like a romantic comedy. Oh with Allison Bree. It's a cing with other people. Yeah.. I love that movie too. I like She watches this one another under the radar. watching it like How it be a part of that you The funeral scene of Eastbound and down. Yeah. the guy in the casket and Yeah, of course. I had to die by doing cocaine and I've never done cocaine I still haven't. Oh me ne either. and I drankither the dollar bill across I like, No know, what are you doing You don't drag the doll bat. You're supped to it'sosed to be You don't even know over. I know. meeither It makes sense. I never. I dr it. You youve done any drg did too. 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And it was like hilarious because it was kind of like, I mean, he has a crazy shot and it goes in like nuts. But I was I didn't get to play at all. And I was so bummed. I thought Bill Walt and I were going to hit it off because we both smoke a lot. I love John Wood. I was like, Oh, he's going to love me. couldn't care you know, like I want because him and magic were like going head to head. It was like Celtics Lakers Rrivalry stuff and Bieber's going off and then two thirds of the crowd was there to see Bieberally where you don't, I didn't realize it. Yeah. I just knew him as like this I was like you know,n know. And before he had to you know, become NSN and hosted or even been a musical guest or anything like that. And I'm so I'm kind of bummed. I remember like I didn't even have to shower afterwards. I was just like I was just changing. and as I'm leaving As I'm leaving just I under undering that. I'm leaving. I've got my bag and I'm getting ready to go and I see Maverick Carter and LeBron who I had met when he had hosted SNL like a year or two before, whatever. And both LeBron and Maverick go, Hey, Sedas I was like, Hey, man, hey guys, you know, dapft them up and they're like, lookook at you looking like a baller. I was like just by the I clearly did not watch that. Yeah. And I was like, I was like, o, thanks guys. I was. And I felt better and then I remember Laving there and going to like CA or somewhere to watch the very first screening of horrible bosses. And I was just like, and I was like, oh, this is what I do now. don't worry about them It was like the universe being like, Yeahah, don't worry. You still not value. Yeah.'re not you're internal value always.n. Let me tell you what happened at my first celebrity game. Yeah yeah. Okay I was at like in a Latin one. It was like a Latin celebrity for like Latin music. And I get there, good and They were like, oh, we're like giving everyone's shoes and outfits. And I was like, oh, okay. And like I didn't get to talk to them and they like gave me shoes and the shoes were like a little bit big. They didn't like have my side, but they were like, good enough, I could time tight. So it's my turn to go on. And it's like everybody's playing. It's like bad bunny's. like every big musician and I go on And it's the first play And I run out and My legs. It's like my shoes They fly off my body. They fly into the air and a of sh fell out of my shoes and couldn't recover. Like I fell and I went like this and I like flewence. They had to help me up. I like got hurt. I had no idea what was gonna. Ied to like pause it and say everybody guess. No, you probably knew necessarily like I was like, I never would have guessed that. They had to help me up. H shoes flew For the rest of the game I didn't even get to touch the ball because like they were like, oh my God, I camet wal like nobody Yeah Nobbody even I didn't even get to touch it. Nobody played defense on you. Nobody play defense. I didn't even get like they would be like this. they could be like eighteen guys on and they'd look at me and I could be wide up in the g and just throw it out of bounds. Yeah. for theandor Let's go baby. Yep, let's predict.'s, you know, we got soccer. we got Yeah No I don't think's not doing his ned anyone in specific. but we got regions like Spain, France, Brazil, England. No Correct me if I'm wrong. Is this a pro soccer championship that's about to happen. It's more than that, it's global phenomenon. What's the another word you would use? You can protect the outcome of the pro soccer championships games All the way to the end of the tournament with Fandual Predicts. Sign up and grab your twenty five dollars bonus on Fandou Predicts and ride this playoff journey with us. You thinking about Spain, France, Brazil? I'm thinking about Senegal. I'm going with Brazil Okay, let's play a quick game of pig. Okay. You lose your shits in a bag. I love and then you have to smell it. Okay, Who starts?. We'll be anyhere of the room here. What ball do we? This one? You wan to use that one? I only makeakes you guys knows the ball. Yeah. I don't think b. you're nots heavyind You're minding too heavy No. is the worst ball.o I me too Okay That's where you're going. Shureort. Wow That was terrible. Oh no. Oh my Godd. T just jacks it up. Oh. Okay All right, you got pe.s. Oh, o, that's hard. Oh,oy love that. Oh my goodness.aking. Oh my God. done Yeah Oh That's not how it. Don't worry, you're out. I should. I should. Okay. good. Okay. Okay, now it's my turn again, right here No look Well you just looked. You're looking right now. Chr When you should take your foot off the gas? Pedal in the mill, my dear. What iss no looking though if you' Why't you start the shot? when are you starting it? I'm looking to get his good idea of where You're setting me up for failure. He's just gonna to say that I'm looking when I shouldn't be looking. Now there's no looking. now I' looking at you lookook a lot before him. You can look as much as you want until you stop. like You might it's been long since you've looked. You might wantan to relook and Your right hand like this in the.. It's not. It you're gonna chuck it my left hand. ! I was k You made it Wow. passing just d. You m life Whoa! It looks good. He did Oh a pir of wet into a. Oh,'s. Okay imagom Yeah, nice shot. Okay, perfect. PI for Kristen. Y. Yeah. Iope' gettingia. Oh. G. Okay. Here we go. Good luck, Benny. So' a run to I. Nice dude, that was silk. So you gonna make this or you're out, Kristin Can she hold on? No Jason. And it's P to nothing. PI. H HS. I didn't know you were PI. What do you think that' stroke? Yeah That' a nice stroke, Jason. Look at this. I mean, the gam? Chinatown. hereere it comes.. All right. Okay, PI. PI. No one's hit this Yeah have a little bounce. Oh Including including you. All right. inside. Yeah, put your get so like b say noough. Put your water be like this. T the water No, no you have to be like this? You to do the te one scalding hot one It's so hard to balance. You're d It's very difficult to balance. I don't recommend it. cl just barely let me down Oh way Wh going anywhere else? Yeah. way was? Thankanks are open. That's a smart player. That was a Whoosh You win,. win. This is great. This isy, thanks, guys. This is a good game. G gamame really well. done. Well done. This is great. Jack, I can't this is. Thank you. You knew you're gonna at pig, right? You just always win. All right, no, not always. Well No. H learn anything today? Is right? So we gotta do regulation based sports. You know, we can't play kids games anymore. No. these people that invented these games, they measured children. They thought things through. For a man that I just met,. I love you. A I see you. Honey. Thank you so much for watch. No. abbsolute did it all. This is lovely. I didn't take accidis. I don't eith.id you think I was I thought I was gonna to do it. It's so inappropriate. It's the most inappropriate thing. I don't know, if you like had us holding the bag, even then it' kind of like. You wouldn't have been en anjoyed if went upstairs in a bag. I felt like I could tell that you're like I would have absolutely gone for it. Because I wouldn't have been able to smell it. So it's like Thank you Dominoos for sponsoring this epis and for the pizza