Antiques Roadshow and Human Connection

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I don't understand talking I don't like being in the air for an extended period of time, but just going up nine thousand feet getting jumping out of airplane Are you kidding? I swear I would do it. You'd crack your skull I know the way you're built, I think that your body would topple because he's so front. I's not gonna crack my skull. I think he's front loaded. I think he's front loaded. You have a lot of hair and a big head. I'm gonna put this stuff away. You don't want to leave one for Paul? No I know you like it tidy. I know. I like it tidy. He's doing it for me. Look, I'm the one that has to clean. I'm just worried about how I'd look with a cracked skull You're not gonna to crack your skull, but I don't believe that you wouldd ever actually do it. You probably have a hard don'ome You don't. Do you know if if your finger, if you if you if you were to bite down on your finger, you could bite right through your finger the same way you would bite through a carrot. D't do it, don't it just dra your sc. How' you bite your finger off Get it out of your mouth You could try it. Yes, Oh my Godd. T. Have you ever had your skull cracked, Paul? Talk about crackking skull? No, I've never cracked my skull. Well today I tell you it's gonna happen? America's sweetheart. Wonderl. I love you man. Our idiot brother. Lulas. Friendship. He's hot and funny and sweet. Dot get mad And you better pray intos a watergun. No. You've made me cry multiple times. Would you say that that's one of your biggest regrets? It's definitely a regret. Wh When did you get hot What you He was probably born attractive. No What do you mean he was sex? man alive ably wastes he was. That's debatable. But did you win a thing that was sexiest man? He was in the same thing I was in Oh you didn't win. We were both in the same issue. You didn't win we were? No, weren'. I don't know. I thought it was a joke when I found out. I thought mine I think was a joke. I don't think that no disrespect. I think you're very handsome. I don't think that His success is based on him being a hot guy. Like I wouldn't call Paul Rd a hot guy. No, I don't think' that. you're so handsome. No no, he's known as a heart roob. Yeah, you wake up. Oh. Now are you known as a heart? No Ns to me. I to tell I gotta tell you two things. One Selena had the biggest crush on him when she worked with him, and I started thinking, he's the worst guy for your girl to leave you because like he's hot and funny and sweet. Yeah stop looking at me. and sorry. this is It's a lot. No, but I think he's known you're known as a hot guy now, right? Yes I can speak for you as a public. I would say that you're America's sweetheart. Well, that's a different thing I don't know how I landed on this. When I first started losing weight, I was looking for like like a diet plan or something. I remember looking online and He popped up and it was it was him in like men's health with like a six pack. That was a flukey thing. For about six minutes. tell you Yeah, ' of the marvel stuff. You got a six pack now? No. Howd you get it? by cutting out anything enjoyable in my life for about a year. A year? Well, and then I kept yeah, I mean, I stopped it was an interesting thing to have a real regimen for the first time in my life as an adult. Yeah. Like M most people that really get into great shape, they're just they are. They're genetically predispositioned to Were you l natural when you did it or you were juicing No, I was coVid. I. I'm not juicing. You weren' juicing. clelearly not juicing. So what did you even eat like? 'causeuse I I had a lot of fish, I had a lot of salmon. Yeah, I'm predisposed to be mushy too. This is where it gets kind of bad and it messes with your head And that when you are in it, like when you've really done it and you've gotten in great shape and you've worked out And you feel good and you really feel like my clothes fit differently and I don't you feel good and when you've had that for a while and then you lose that Yeah and you just see rift away. It really messes with your Yeah Yeah. And so you're I you're inly body dysmorphic. I really have strong reactions if I'm feeling grow like just like, o yeah. So I always try and adhere to some version although I find it important. Don't you own a candy store? Yeah And I love you're like me.. You love me and him. We were at this dinner and we were sitting right next to each other and there was candy. And I think we were both A. teeny bit nervous and be obsessed with candy. and we couldn't stop. Everyone else was like like, take it or leave it with the candy. Me and him were fighting over the last bits of candy. and then that's when I found out he he had a candy store. Do you have a lot of cavities? I didn't really, I had a couple of cavities when I was younger. You know my dentist's name is what No, it's not No it's really it's doctor Tooth, but I call him doctor Tooth. It's one o missing. That's I told him I said, Is it doror Tooth in the muppets Exactly. I go every year, once a year. I go every three months because I don't love flossing. Let me tell you I never my whole life. The floss They existing. And they're just like around my desk and I I'm flossing that she' like, myedela was blown away at the flossing., I guess I do floss. I't rinse I'm real hot stick. It is cool. When you put the stick in between, does the thing smell bad? No one smells it. I mean no one smells it. It're supposed to smell it. What it Clearly it Yeah, I think it's st. like rotting.. If you did it right now, back st it. the toothpick end of it No, no the toothick the little stinks stink. No sts is it used? It stink? No, it will stink. won't it It will stink. It will stink. Put it in the back ones and really dig in. Mint flavor though. It doesn't matter. Dig in. It growsig in. Really dig into a few different ones. Oh flash. No problem That's why your breast stinks. not yours I'm saying that's why My breinks. P because in the morning I have terrible hatosis. Do you do? I don't think that's uncommon. Does it stink? Okay. Just sm It's so gross. I have a bad sell smell I smell nothing. I hear have her smell it. No. I'm. No, I can't. can't out a game I like I can. Don't smell. No. So this is a use Well,'s look at this. Look at the lo are pulled out. Don't smell Don't smell. He made made head She and smell his belly button and he almost passed it. Yeah it's on the thing. It ges me out His belly button. H belly button so st. I close my eyes, I can see it. My f, No, no, it's on that. We don't have to smell it. It has really strong, nice teeth for Yeah, you do. Not doing. greatreat Thanks, guys guys. You look great. And you do. you know we' we were talking about it. He started getting some grays in his beard and he said, I'm gonna have to die these for my next movie. And then I said, when do people start dying? Do you dye your hairre No way. He's ageless man. No, and I have gray in my hair ageless a little like. don't feel like a little. No. wow. There' another fun se about you that do you know this about your age The internet says you do not age. and I don't think you do. You can move that cookie box. You keep staring at What here's the mean back like a timb machine. Do you want to sit on the cou? I It's just the nerves thing find standing I I take my coat off. He broke the mike Oht to figure at all. Paul, are you like me where? 'cause I think you come off as like a really good extrovert. U you come off like that and I think I come off as like an extrovert, but I actually have like I get so nervous in certain situations. But when I get home, I'm like from Mike putting on trying to do it. Yeah. Are you like that? I think in some ways, but You I When I first met you, I noticed that right away. you were so kind of open and gregarious and really sweet. But that is isn't that the thing about extroverted people that really it's almost like an overc comppensation to get over their insecurity or introvertedness. Yeah. I feel like outside, like if I meet someone in the street, they're like expecting a version of myself that's like the best version of myself. So it's like If I meet someone in the street and I'm just like, hey,, hey, what's up? Like I want to give Like I want to give that person like class. Yeah like a really good like I want to like when, you know, when someone walks by and they're like, I love you man or something or they come up and they slap or hug me or something. And You want to get down your knes and go,, no, no, I just want them to have like no, I want them to have a good moment because like I know like those moments, they mean so much to people. And like I remember when I would do meet and greets before concerts and I would try to you know, like you know, sometimes you can get away with doing the lowest lift version of the meet and greet, which is like, hi, like I' me a picture gone. And I did the opposite was I just remember one time, I forget, I think it was in Utah. and I just remember was and I was losing my voice on the tour and I just remember I was talking to this couple about like, what I'm looking for like romantically and like I was struggling finding it. And then like I talk for like a minute straight And then I finished and they were like Fisher And like like they didn't like they didn't care. They wanted the picture. Yeah. Yeah. That's what they're there for. Wait Do it I don't see as a guy. do do do you ever get mad? Oh Godd. yeah. Have you got a temper You do. Well really? What was the last thing you got really mad of? I never even And I get really mad. I'll get like there sometimes How you ever be mad in movies? Is this Pish Pant mad well. That's not That's not real. Well, I mean, I try to get mad in like settings like this. Yeah. but But you get mad You have a temper? Oh, I won't even see you. Do you? No, I don't have. You don't. You get snappy No, but I don't have't have a tper. I not have a temper either. do you. None of us have it I have a temper You have a temper Re? O not No. I would not I would not she's a temper. Really? Whatould you say? No? Like I never like I never yell. L She doesn't yell Yeahet You sometimes. I feel like sometimes I maybe suppress some of that stuff so much because you want to be pleasant and that when one thing happens and I can get a little psycho of that. Yeah.. even like My wife would say like, calm down. Yeah, it can a little scary. Believe it or not. You like justice. Y Yes. There's I don't tell you where people aren't decent y. Yeah. I have to tell you two car things that just happened to me. that happened me a long time ago Chck, I've never I don't even drive. I've never told you these incidents. And I don't know if I've ever really told anyone these incidents Number one, very quick one. I'm maybe eighteen nineteen. I'm in New York. I'm living in New York City. There's a restaurant called Cafe Jiton. It's in Soho. I'm on Spring and Mot I remember cafe. or Prince and Mott, wherever the fuck I am, it's right there. Yeah I was like, I'm in a yellow cab. Okaykay, this is back when it's like yellow cabs and I'm like I'm like was guys driving so fast, I cop driving. I'm like, o, no, it's here on the left. And I'm And I'm like, no, sir, sir sir, you know, like when they drive like so quickly sometimes. And I'm like right here. And then like as he like he like finally starts to slow down and I go like this and like he's like just slowing down' like in the middle of the road. And I open up my door u like to get out. And as I do it, another car I'm about it's a Just one thought away from me just stepping out. I open my door and another cab goes like this and goes J and my door goes flying off. The whole door goes off. and like the cab driver's like, holy shit and he like comes out and then he's like He was like, you have to wait, you have to wait right now. And I said, Well, I'm late to this lunch. And you pulled over in a weird spot. I wasn't even looking. I'm late to this lunch. And I tried to get you to do the thing. He said, no, have you have to wait. You're paying for this thing. And I was like I was like, sir, I got to go to this. And I'm like it was like such an important meeting. I still even remember the meeting. And I'm like sitting there. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more in New York. I go And then I said I cops get here just send them to my table. and then and then it all worked it all worked out. It last. No, no, no, because was my table was right. I was literally I was eating outdoors at the meeting and it was like I was running late for the meeting and it was like the biggest meeting of my career at the. I still remember the meeting. It was good. It was with Dad Lermman and Cia. It was like it such an important meeting for me. Those are good people to have the cops walk up Yeah. And that But you also come in You're in a different headspace and you kind of come in with an amazing story. Yeah. Yeah. sorry, I just took the door off a cab. Okay. Now now the craziest time that happened to me. New York City and I never, I don't really get a temper, but I'm walking across the street and this cab I have the right away. It is my right away. I'm on the walk And it's like the thing where like, it's like, It's the very beginning of my of when the walk light turns. So it's like if you were like running a red light, you would have just like tried to go through almost hits me like I like jump out of the way. L I actually have to jump out of the way and I say and I stand up and I go and everyone sees it. It's crazy. Like the guy is fully at fult. I go you you piece of shit. And I and and the guy's driving and he goes U And he stops the car in the middle of the thing and he goes and starts going backwards and I'm like And this guy gets out of the car and he's shoed and I'm like Oh my God. I'm like, what's gonna happen to me? Like like I thought I was just going to be like, you asshole and he drives away. The guy gets out and he starts full blown chasing me. full speed, leaves his car in the middle stree and he's like he looks like the terminator and I'm so scared. I'm running. I'm running. crazy. What. The man chases me into a Bodega and it gets to the point where I'm going like this, I'm taking things and throwing them off the thing I'm running. And I go, callall the police, call the police. this man's chasing me. And like it gets to the point where like We're like, he's like where you are, but there's like a thing between us and I'm like, and I'm like, call the police, call the police. the guys like, I don't fucking kill you. And we're like, I don't even know I still don't even know what his rationale was. like And it was It was so scary and like the people helped me and they hicked him out. And I was and like for days, I was scared. I was like, am I going to like run into this man again McDonald's M mango pineapple reffresher. Which I love, and I'm not just saying this, I truly I love this and I'm gonna keep saying it over and over. I actually love all of these. She I love this one a. S sometimes are you just saying it No, No. You're always sincere. I'm always sincere. She won't speak like this if it's not. I won't do the. She's been excited to this one. Can I tell you guys something? I need to. Listen Did you hear it? No. Did you feel it? No? I felt. There was a small Boba shooting up a straw exploding into my mouth. I mean, look, you gott to look at this drink like a reset. Maybe a reward. Maybe it's even a way to get through the day. You want to know why? It's a reason to hang with friends. And also contin caffe. Try all the new Mcfe drinks now at McDald This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Benny, what's something that therapy has taught you about yourself? You know I really think therapy gave me like a little like mental toolbox of I can understand myself as I'm having a panic attack, as I'm going through those moments where I really don't know. I feel like my life is ending and there's no other way I can get around it. And then I have this little toolbox that's like, calm down, take a step back, assess the situation. Everything happens within the time that it's supposed to All these little like voices now in the back of my head that tell me the right thing of what to do in each moment. I love that. If you want to start your therapy journey today, sign up and get ten percent off at betterterhelp dot com slash FKs. That's betterlp d. com slash FKs. I think that as I've grown older, I've realized this isn't remotely incested, and actually it's really good writing Whis Yeah Oh you is incest. No, it's not. it's not incest. No, it's not It's not incest. This was always a thing that in that movie. It impacted my child brain in the way I was like, Oh, I was her step brrother That's step brrother because free the whole step bro porn stuff. Oh I don't even know about that. It pretty That was pretty bold choice for Amy Hecker. but they were, I think the fact that our parents weren't married. were't married or it was like she At one point, my mother in Cuus, My mother and had been married to Dan Hidea for a while and then they got divorced. So there was a moment in time where we were step brother and sister, but we weren't blood related and we were but that was a That was a talking point For sure. And I know people still say, that's weird. You weren' you her brother? I'm like, You've been in so many important movies from that. I don't even know to everyone else like because like it was like perfect for my childhood. M than childhood. Yeah becauseuse I don't like there's a older you. fifty six. Okay so we've like grown with your entire career. There's nothing, by the way, I have I Thank you. There's it's weird when I meet somebody who I is assume' just kind of a peer I say here. They either thank you. I do. and IU All of you. Yeah. I'm fifty years older than you. But when I meet somebody, and oh my God, I grew up watching you. I was a little kid you? Or the wor is that my mom loves you. I get that. Really. That's crazy. No you were like our not was like to me. our age. Like you were your age group. How are our age? I'm not really. by the way,'re very''re in our age You're not our age. I'm not're' not're not only not at all. Not even close. all. And you're so kind s I actually our age, but I mean you I guess it represents the comedy male adult for us and entertainment. It's funny. You know when I was kind of growing up, it was the John Hughes movies, like tasting candles. pretty p Pre p And all the, you know, brereakfast club and all that and when We had done the table read of ess andn't shot anything yet it had all been cast And we were all kind of new. this was the first thing I was really had done. I remember we were all talking afterward. It's been a while since there's been a movie about this a bunch of high school kids. and we grew up with all those John Hughes movies. Wouldn't it be cool if this thing turned out to be something like that that last, never really thinking that would be the case. Yeah became the movie. It is certainly It've been in all the movies Like I've been you've been in all the movies. No, Bake, I'm saying, you've probably been in more classic movies for our Cedy movies for our generation than any single human being. I think. I don't think that's an exaggeration. Yeah. I don't think it's like you just crazy. doing like you, Seth? No, but he's you're before's, no, yeah, yeah, before Seth. S's whatt in Clus? No, no, no it all the jud stuff. Yeahah I would say I have a question Do you think Like, could you play and like, like if if if like, u If someone came to you and they're like, we really want your like Daniel Day. Lewis. Like could you play like a British man in like nineteen thirty? L, do you think you have it in you would like to think so, you know, it's Like I went to acting school and I've played different kinds of parts in plays more than movies. You know, when you're starting off you always think, Oh, I can be a chameleon and I do everything and I don't want to get pigeonholed. And when I was starting I really, you know thought, Ohh, this is exactly the kind of career that I want. I mean, Dana D Lewis is clearly the greatest, you know, But I loved actors that were different in each thing, you know, amazing. that parts that I was getting cast for and I think were all yeah, they kind of fell that clueless or I loved you in friendship or friend whatever it's called. friendriendship. Yeah. Well, Tim Robson is the goodl and he's so I saw it twice with the the the Code scene when he's you know when he's on Rad is so. Do you think you would take a role that's so different now it's it's always fun to play like kind of dick, you know, like not nice characters put me in these ros ofs, nice people, but like to play somebody a rage Well, you play it by being really nice. see the end and then. and then we start then we start getting into some real three dimensional stuff I thought it was really cool. I thought it was really interesting though. Like I feel like that was a leap to do like because Fhip was like was like it was aw. It wasn't moie. No, but like it was a small movie. we worked with the guy who did it. Andy young Oh he's great. ye. And it's u And I think it was really cool. I remember I remember when I first saw, I was like, oh my go, that's so awesome. 'cause it was like it wasn't like one of these big like like fifty million dollars movies. It was really cool. And I like I thought when I first saw that you were in that, I was like, oh my go, that's so cool that like you'll jump all over the map and do something that's like something that's like a super small budget just because you probably read the script and thought it was awesome. happen. And I loved him Yeah No that, you know, I have I've been fortunate in that I've had a long career, absolutely. It really wasn't until the Marvel stuff that I was in big movies, even the jud comedies, those were the first things Those are big but that kind of became big wasn't that big really at the time and such big. And Those movies like, you know, Jud's movies or the comedies They kind of broke out, but that was no one ever thought that was going to be the case. They weren't big budget films. They were kind of All the studios are there making all this stuff. it's like, all right, we'll let these guys do this. Yeah. you know, weird thing and it was and it was, um They were fun to do because it felt like we were working on an indie movie in a sense. It was a weird thing to actually get into something that's so global like Marble Yeah Wh which is why I was that was obviously the first time I ever got in shape. I never had to do that for any of. I couldn't movie I love that it. I can't believe it. Theost underwrated movie all time. Yeah, he showed it to me. I hadn't seen it until like what, three years ago. Theost underrated? It's underwrated I think I think it's underrated. I don't think it's' Wnderlust. Oh my go, I love I' not seen it so I've never seen it. And' funny.ve. I talk about it still. I say it's like my new favorite movie, even though it's movie. It's the one in the That's the one where we're like Mad Yeah. Do you know me and my friends did that for years Yeah. We lo That movie. Yeah That' mov. And then I also liked that movie so much. I don't think it's that movie. I think it's idiot Brother or something, the one where like you play like For some reason that movie makes me cry. Like it like you've made me cry multiple times. That's a heartbreaking one. I like that character. Yeah.. By the way, that's Jesse Pereress did that movie. Wanderless is David, David Wayne and Kem Reno like those guys are the greatest. and they're really a friends of mine and we work together a lot, but I love our idiot. My Iidiot Brother was really You know it because it was fun to play a character who who u He just had to know together. alternly saw the best in everybody and then I realized I guess he got like a r kind of heart rate. Yeah really me anything ending. You got any other hobbies? No, Got hobbies? You have anything? What was your hobby? I don't know. You don't know.estion. No, yeah. Be you don't know? No, because whenever there's Time to do anything Your family I just wantan to sit. Yes. I don't want I don't watch shows You don't want those mean really? do crossword puzzles? What do you do? You're off, You're off. What are you doing What am I doing if I'm not working? Yeah. Yes. Sometimes do you find this When you're not working sometimes you're just the busiest with just stuff. Yeah And I'm not good at kind of I'm going to devote an hour. I'm going to go through everything I need to do. I'm going to free my day. I don't operate like that. I find that when I get overwhelmed with things I tend to just shut down. And so if I have any time I'm I just want to I just want to sit down and look at The war? The the war I don't want to do Somebody was like s somebody somebody weir I was having like a conversation peopleople was like, what's your perfect day? Yeah, what is your perfect day? I don't want to see a person. Yeah. I don't want to do I don't want My perfect day is I have no responsibility. None No responsibility. Not even speaking to anyone. Noope.. I just I just want I want to be in a in a Cold dark room There's a different s side be. I I know what your perfect day is.r orr a nice sunny beach like you're looking at the water like that. I know what your exact perfect day is. Why don't you tell him what his perfect day is? A sow off shotgun. You know, gift giving is never easy. No, it's so hard for me Until now more Campva picture in there Ts turn into a coffee mug. Canva will design like a coffee mug based off the picture. It'll lay out some cool or, you know, there's plenty of options with Canva. You know what we should do? We should take our wedding photos. 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So they know we sent you because we did We sent you We're sending you right now Telix sleep d. com slash FKS. Iican fashion to make I'm in love with Paul Rud. And you know what two guys do when there's a connection They go on a date. They have a romance. They take One Ice cold White cllaw each And they cheers them to the highest level because they just know that they're bros. They know that they love each other, and they know that they want to move things forward in a direction. And what's a better way than over a few white claws I cotted cheese I wonder if he likes God and sheese All you cotted cheese I don't I was just thinking about it. I'm not offering you any Well, that's a. Yeah you know I't I've never eaten cottage cheese. I started later in life. You did 's what's a food that you that you discovered later in life. This is an interest. I just told you. you cut a cheese for you. Baked potato Oh, that's one of my favorite things in the world. You didn't have baked potatoes until later in life. I didn't but there's a man. Yeah, hello? Oh dont know, I don't understand. rare than a man. I just ordered some baked potatoes and cottage chees. Do you like b potatoes? Do you like baked potato I think you realize he's maybe in the wrong place. potato.ure. No, I love a big potato. Okay, big potato. yeah. What's the thing you found later in life? Very late. Brussels sprouts. Oh, yeah. I like them or you don't. I love it.'s just they' just because they weren't cooked. And also also Brussels sprouts and avocados. you' It have avocado. Growing up I never had avocados. Avocados are new for me. What's your favorite? Uh Cow it. Like what's your your go to thing favorite food. Like dying, you have one meal. You're dying right now. You have one meal. I mean, look, I love French fries. I love french. know,rench French fries. That's your d f. des I to do it, me I mean No it's like, oh, you got pizza, you got like there's of. You you like French. arere you six years old. I love steak. And like a burger I love. I love a burger. What aook grilled chicken sandwich with Like melted cheese Yeah, but I don't need the cheese. It's weird. By the way, I'm like mayonnaise thiian food? Ethiopian food, sure. yeah, I' eat that. Thai food? Yeah. No pasta. No t. love pasta. A you kid me?'s awesome. I've been pulled over Pulled over. H I ever been? ever been arrested I had one time when I was There are two Tw times When I was a teenager One time I was car I was riding shotgun in my friend Mike was driving and we had water guns There's a car. Next to us, our friends. they had them too. We were just having waterguns. rasals. We were just being rascals. And we were shooting at each other and a cop pulled us over. Thinking they were real guns Well, I don't know, this cop It was G super psycho. Anyway Uh, pulled us over. ourur friends kept going. So Mike pulls over. And As a gun traade does. Oh my go And he comes walking around the side And he says All right, boy slowly Re slowly hand over that water gun And you better pray it's a water gun And I has a gun on me I'm like sixteen And and so we both had them and Uh Anyway, I had to I gave him a gun And Mike gave him his gun He wrote both of us up And he gave Mike a ticket for reckless driving And um excited He gave me a accomplice to reckless driving. He said was because you swerved into another lane what no, we weren't. But anyway, maybe he was just trying to teach us a lesson. I don't really know what the thing was, but I had to go to I wound up having to go to a court for that. And then the other time is I was in college, my freshman year some. I I killed someone. killed someone. and that was, let me tell you something. that was hard to get that was hard to get out of. I didn't ever technically technically get out of it. Yeah. But what happenedresh It's still a pain in the ass. I was I was in Lawrence, Kansas hanging outside of Bark called the Bl And I had a a Spporo. Like Oh ye fancy can of us and um I was kind of new to drinking I'll be honest with you. And Hops came around and I was under aage. And so I just like You dped it I dumped it And I got in the car, and they pulled over he goes he had a beer. I was like, wasas that your? I was like, o, yeah, I wasn't drinking it though. I think I gave him like the d I'm like, Ohh I was holding it, I wasn't drinking it. I don't even know. it ridiculous. But then I had to go to court And u I wasn't technically an arrest, I guess. But I did have to go do community service and work at a boys and girls cllub. How was that ex? That was probably fun You think you could there it was was, by the way, it was kind of a rough boys and girls club and they M had u boxing Like one of the things they did for these kids is like, let them just Like people pumble each other. Yeah. and There was like one other kid. taped out on the floor, like the ring. And these kids they' like these big kind of old school huge boxing gloves and they would all just wail at each other and then Another kid who's like a counselor is really sweet k He was probably about fifteen years old B as my pinky And he was but he was like really nice, really shy, really quiet and And all the kids went time they were doing this. they said, you guys should You guys go, the counselor like you guys fight each other aate. No. I'm not gonna fight this kid. Yeah. Not gonna do it. though, they' like C' on do it, do it? ye. So this kid's like not say it was. So we got our glves, we stand there. And I'm standing like towering over this little kid. I'm like here you stand All right there Here we go. All right W where the kid kicked my ass. Re Oh yeah. And I'm like, Oh my Gods this is on. and' I don't think I'd ever box. Yeah. I'm like, where am I? And he and the kids are cheering and this kid beat this shit at of. Hid you in your face? Oh yeah Yeah and And I'm like swe, don't know you're like, oh, I don't know how to do this. Yeah and he just destroyed you. You gotta find that kid. you kind to wipe the floor me. Yeah. Yeah, but you don't he's not on your nist too. No No. I thought even then, I'm like, that was really funny. Yeah just. Have you ever been punched in the face without someone wearing gloves, like raw fist to the face? Yeah. I really it was a little, I mean, like not often, I think, you know, I never was drawn to that kind of. I can't believe people fight. No, it really made me uncomfortable. still does. Yeah. even thinking sometimes I have nightmares of like seeing like best best friends. like I have a nightmare where I'm going on I like with like you've been there before, Mark's been there and I'm going on an escalator up and then below I see like my best friends get in a fight with like a group of guys and they're just like Im getting beaten and I'm going up to the escalator Do you ever see movies from your friends and they suck A friend of mine just said one time he said, I figured out the perfect thing to say which is God' he Oh my God I can't tell you how much I love that movie It's not a lie Well, I love that I can't tell you how I can't tell you how much I love the movie. I have no words. No words. think Really? Which part Yeah They go, o my God, you know, all of it. I can't even I have no words for any of it. I don't know. likeike that's an awkward position again, for sure. And I'm sure you've been in the situation. I know that I've talked to people and I know they feel that about something I did. I'm, I get it. I mean, I. Can you watch yourself Yeahah, I mean I think I can, but I don't really usually when it's done And there's a premiere and I have do press. I'll watch it so I know what is Yeah, and But I don't ever really revisit it. Do you laugh out lou at your own deliveries? Like for me when I'm like editing my show that she'll be like saying, she can't believe how often I'm just laughing she'll going I'm just like watching myself'. I can usually watch something I tell. I'm like, okay, that works. Yeah. Do you know you don't laugh but at your own He's not a psychopan. No I don't let me ask you this. Yeah. Do you feel like you laugh enough in your life? Do you really laugh? Yeah, I laugh. laugh You do. Yeah, you don't. A lot of his like own jokes too. We laugh so much ye. I laugh. We laugh so much with each other too And with all three of us. That's a great way to laugh. I mean, when you're ye, weu hanging out I'd say we laugh more than we do don't like when we're together She makes to laugh more than anyone, and so does his And Sina makes me laugh and we're all friends together and it's like, But I am like you laugh a lot. I laugh a lot, but I would never laugh at myself. But I am shocked that people I you at yourself. You can maybe I have once. can you can watch yourself and I would imag if I were you, I'd be like, well I'm just gonna like sit down and pop in an old movie that I liked on myself. I knowt do that. Yeah. I don't do that, but you don do that. I don't do that. No, no, no, no Hey Chack. Yeah. I love drinking white cllaw with my pals. Well what about me? You're one of my pals. Oh. I think you're my best girl, pal. You know what? What? On that note, I think we should have more nights where we drink white cllaw together. Should we pack a big old ice cold Cooler? Cooler that we can carry. Not on our back. Why are you going like this? Well, I'd like to carry it And you know what I'd like to do? I'd like it to bring it to Michigan for july fourth. I'll see you there. Well, the goods is you cant get it Michigan, you don't have put in cooler. Can you seelzer with flavors, White Cloth Selzer workors Chic. Illinois. sppontaneous. I can. Guys it's summerime we got toa start thinking about our outdoor areas. I would love to start thinking about our outdoor areas Well, we'll start thinking. Yeah, we' start ordering from Well, Wfare There's one in particular that I sent you. you could just Click OK, I'll order it That one that cool one. remember that one that has like a littleab It's like Kabanna. Yeah, but I already told you I approve and I like it. You guys are ordering Kaban? You should have already orered that. Why didn't order I will You know, I thought I was min. I said I was gonna say, did you order the Wayfare thing yet? but I didn't wantan to w you find. I appreciate that you didn't do that. You didn't do it No but it's sitting there. it's in my carart c. It's prepp for patio season for way less. Head to wayayfare. com right now to shop all things home. That's W A Y F A I R. com Wayfare, every style, every home Yeah just what you need. to the to the new side or all going like Yeahah. And we we we do I just leaned in right when you did repositioning I could taste it a little. I thought you were coming over to like I thought you were feel like to be sweet to me.t. I know I thought you were like reaching over to kiss your. I thought so too, and then it was just the most. bl. But I will like Um, I will sometimes kind of flip around or whatever and I'll see Something like Anchor Man. come on. and not for me, but I will watch what Will is doing I'm like, Yeah Dam. he's funny. You're so good. you're seselff critical. Like do you consider yourself a self critical person Can't can can be ye Yeah, sometometimes I think like, o okay, I don't want to do that again. Do you have a favorite that you've done of your own movies? One of the ones that the experience was just so Uh Fun and I think is really sweet is I love you, man Because I love you M man was like I remember thinking was very, very clever. the premise of it. I hadn't really seen it I love Jason Siegel. I love so funny I love working with the guy and it was There was such a free you know, experience, I was so free and fun to kind of go back and forth with him. And then John Hamberurg, who directed it was also you know, just kind of cut from that same Hilarious. You've shada mail cloth that we all I was just thinking It was just so fun. You have so many classic lines in the mo too, like iconic lines. Jb. Ready that youome Joban. Dobin Dobin. Joban, Job Joban. Hey John People? was that? was that improv Most of that movie was. Yeah. but it Jobin is such a dumb remind I had a print Greg that in college, he would it's so funny, my friend, Greg Neeter He would He's to going go, Hey, what's up Shave? He we call people Shab And at one time I' like, what is shape And he goes, that makes really kind of as much sense as dude. So he goes, I just call people's shade I like. And then then he would do things. One of the things that I also loved about Shbe was the way he spelled it which was S H A Y EB. You wouldn't think there's an E in there. Shb. It was shhab, but there was an E Yeah. And the only reason I knew that is because occasionally like around the house,d I'd be sitting down and I'd look really small, like just in the on the corner of something in penca just said So I right at places.. Where is shaped now He's in Colorado. Do you talk to Sade? Yeahes, S. He's still like one of the funny h. You you call him Shade, right? No, he was He was one of those guys, you know, in college that, you know, and I have another friend named Dave Dorothy,' similar. that It was so funny people kind of would co op the stuff that they did and they were responsible, I feel like for shaping the senses of humor of bunch of the guys, including yourself. Oh yeah. Yeah. Do think shave. Save. Do you think of S shaave? Joban, I don't know. I don't know if Job it happens without shave. Do you think shhave been an all star like actor if you wanted to Oh, for sure. he never wanted to like I allll start right. I mean, this is the thing, you know, this is the thing that is It's certainly the case that like I think of most of my friends that I kind of grew up with or went to college with and they're so funny and so smart Yeah and and I think o, they could have absolutely had this kind of career. They just choose to do it. But I think many people fit into this category. and I do think that someome of those Aetu movies that people would say they kind tell Jason or Seth Rog they're like, oh my God, those movies it just reminds me of me and my friends. And I would say like it's ' it is. Yeah I have no doubt that your friends and you guys would probably be, you know, funnier than we are in this job. I really took I feel like comedy wasn't like like he took it and it was like a new genre. like it with all of you guys Like if we found real people so human people. and he made it so human. It was like the the first time we saw such human like improv, I feel like. it used to be like more structured before that. and I like he was the one that kind of like paved the way for So much of like the county that we getre up with. guys and Will and Adam McKay too similar. Yeah. Do you have like an opus that you haven't done yet in your life where you're like my dream, like I want to like, you know, I have like a checklist of like things I want to do, like that'm that like I haven't done yet. do you have any that is like, oh, I want to like write this movie or oh, I wantanna be in a movie like this or some shit or not Nothing that really is Um That's really nothing that really that really is like, oh I really am I'm going to direct now. and I maybe these things are all interesting to me Yeah. but And I still want to be motivated to do things because I think as soon as you stop, you like you just kind of wither and die. So I don't want to Retire. I still love doing what I do U and I'm interested in many things, but I don't u I don't have the thing where it's like That's what I'm doing. Yeah. Everything falls to the side I'm just going focus on on that. I think that's a good way to be. Like I feel like you, you're not like,, do you ever get stressed or anxious? Oh my Godd Really? All the time. Oh, o, all the time. I was gonna say you don't seem that way. What is what is You seem like kind of what's your biggest Is it str or is it like logistical U I feel stress at the state of the world. I feel stress at the state of I feel just The number of people who I think I owe phone calls or texts or emails to, people that are waiting on an answer or something and I just I under it. I feel stress over Um starting a press tour stress think I feel honestly I feel stress over most things. and It's all stressful and then I just, you know, think All of this through the perspective of my like families Yeah and my kids. I just find I find all of it I think I'm stressed way more than I think. And you know, I was making a joke about the Antiques rooad show. Yeah. but honest to God heroine. It is. I like that. I love it so much. I've loved it for. I've loved it. ever decades decades. And and I think one of the things that I really love about it I mean, there are many things I could really get into it. I think about a lot of it. but is the pace of it So Sweet It's a little like the greatreat British bank offffice they just made say,, it sometimes can restore your Yeah fith humanity. Yeah. Yeah. and also it it's not about even the appraisals. peopleeople like, oh yeah, you just want to see how much something is like It's honestly, it's kind of like the it's kind of the L interestnteresting partart of the show. I like learning about things and I like learning about Oh my God, what? Yeahah, what is the history of Lemoge? Yeah Or like Oh wow, at Chesterfield. Okay, so that was built in Philadelphia This this is going to be more valuable than if it was if were like, you know, from the seventeen hundreds is, wait a minute, are those therigin the original finish and this And people or things that have been handed down in people's families that they prize and they treasure and it's really interesting. I love you. love you I love love people and their backstories. I cried. What did do? I cried the other day, I was watching a thing and it's this thing that specializes just in like veterans who bought Rolexes in like the fifties and watch it? No I've seen this one This man He bought a watch for three hundred dollars, okay? He kept it perfect. He didn't do anything And they say, you know, these He goes normally these types of watches, you know for a hundred thousand dollars at an auction. And he's like And he says Now notice I said normally. He said, Now this is a double mint condition four p. and he said, this watch There'sose lers. eight hundred grand. And then he was like, But and then it went to like a million dollars and the guy like lost made me cry. Oh yeah, makes me cry. There's the man who brought in a Navajo blanket where he's like, there was no wealth in our families appraise at two hundred fifty thousand dollars. This has now gone a million. I've seen an update. Wow. But originally owned by Tom Micks, but his sweet man Wh had it his whole life When he discovered the value, he had no idea. it started to cry and I'm a mess. But I've even seen Lark E. Mason, the appraiser that does I know all their names. That's how Lark By the way, have met Simeon Lippin. Oh you did and he does a lot of sports appraisals. And a great guy. and sometimes we'll text Wow I don't mean a name drop. Do you have any memorabilia? I do. I love collecting historical memorabilia a little. I love all it. guess that' be kind of a hobby But that is a hobby. That is a hobby. But when someone brought in so Lark's interest is Asian art and artifacts and historical, someone brought in like a piece of jade or something, some ancient, I don't remember what it was. And he cried And I because he loved the beauty of the history of it so much. And in those moments when I see people A Just no wall, no pretense, no everything that are so greatly affected by something beautiful or important or moving in some way and they're moved I'm a goner. I love it. I love it. And when that happens on that show I u You love humanity. like when I like goodness. I like when people are good Yeah. Mbe you don't like this good he has to leave. I have to go do another cl. Thank you so much.. I know that would seem so abrupt. No, no, no, it's okay. And then weish should film. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we gotta do. We gott to do a few pictures thing Thank you, McDonalds for sponsoring this episode. 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