Zach Giorgio and Final Season Thoughts

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This is Bachelor Clues and Maybe thirty minutes after we stopped recording, they dropped the rookies. two PM. whoo would have seen that coming I really thought it would be three. It was that two, exactly? Yeah My Godd. So they get two hours after dropping a cryptic teaser I feel like there's probably very few podcasts recorded between the teaser and the cast drop. Well, it wasn't a superan sure But we're here now too go through the Instagram TikToks. What's up? We were. We did record. We recorded in the window. Yeah, you're right. Maybe we're the only ones But now we are going to Go through these twelve rookies. These are going be the OGs for season eight, Love Island USA I'm so excited Me too I think we're going to see some things And I think we're going to enjoy some things. Now what we're looking for here is polish of the Instagram. And by the way, I don't know how many out there are still on TikTok I've noticed a rapid decline in its quality, in its algorithm, et cetera. since the Ellison family bought it. I don't know if other people are experiencing this, but it seems to me like Instagram is the king again is TikTok down for everyone. Googling. Yeah. I don't know if it's down per se, like the app is still up. It just isn't as good as it used to be. so Well the algorithm when Trump saved TikTok changed Ver strongly I agree. it's worse A any rate, we will check out some of their TikToks if we have them, some of them we couldn't find two of them we couldn't find out of these twelve, but we're primarily going to be looking at their Instagram. We're looking for how polished they are. what kind of par of social gays are we getting? Do we get any sense of who their personalities are? We're also going to be running down their ages, their hometowns and what they in quotes, I'm doing this in quotes, if you're just saying job is Will they be an archetype Will they have Christianity play? We're already seeing, I'm seeing a religious sentence here Right at the start. Well, let's dive into it then. Here we go. Our first player, these are in alphabetical order. Our first player is Ania Harvey, twenty three years old from Tyrroone, Georgia Listed as marketing, She's also the daughter of NBA player Donlle Harvey She can't believe it. She's coming into Is that a big player What's that? Is that a big player I'm not I am not familiar with Daniell Harvey, so I don't know But we have here These numbers were put into our grid maybe an hour ago. twenty four thousand three hundred starting Instagram. I'm looking at her Instagram. It's already at twenty six point seven So ye just in that hour or whatever two K followers in one hour just from the photos. And they didn't even tag their Instagrams on it. I know. You're to go you thing. So her Instagram has thirty three posts And her bio reads, quote, no weapon formed against me shall prosper. This is Isaiah fif thousand four seventeen FA U VB alum and her Instagram is impecable as you might expect, there's a lot of like, kind of modeling type shots or parasocial gaze. It's a parasocial gaze, Jesus Christ Here she's got a bunch of friends, mistake. donon't have them in your picture.cial gaze. They all have gazes though. She doesn't have friends who don't have gaze. Look at this Just a straight days areure perfect Well I will say she looks like a professional marketer. I think That is That is real. She has marketed herself. There she is in a picture. This is what I encourage all players to do when you're getting your Instagram and shape to apply to something like a Love Island. Show them what you're going to look like on Love Island. Here she is in a bikini. I'm sure we're going to see on Lve Island standing in the waves, looking very beachy Ready to go. This is a fucking basically perfect Instagram. Yeah, no, it's perfect. This is real. Her first picture on it is her on a beach scene in a bikini It's literally her loveve Island application. unfucking believable You got it. ladies and gentlemen,'s alone like there's one other person in that photo. But she's alone in every other single photo. Who is this person? I don't know. they better be famous.. No, three point seven K. three point seven K. Cut her loose G archive. Hut her loose Oh, she's I think she's like Oh no andia posted me. I gota I got a do my own. Well she's probably I mean by the looks of her, she may be applying next season or maybe even applied this season. who knows? Let's check out her TikTok and see if we can get any speech play O I take in the r Chocolate? Damnit, no vanilla I always get tricked Okay Maybe this person is on this season and she's a bombshell or something This speech play Nobody does speech play anymore. I know. It's all lip syning to shit. But she is a's a lipps syninker, I will say. It makes me think our speed toplay will be good. These are basically just like video These are basically just video versions of her Instagram There's no speech play b is because she used to drive a h. What is this? She did some kind of college athletics it looks like. I don't know Well, she's probably tall if her dad is in the There be' speech by anywhere Well, we don't know, no speech play I hate coming from Ania, but nonetheless, impeccable. She got it. This is a reality TV star. Hats is up next. That sounds like a a thousand out of ten. I can't believe we're starting so strong. I know Our next player is Beatrice Hats. I feel like this is a name I would have made up for a character in dudzy But let's check her out. Beatrice Hats comes to us from San Diego. She's twenty five years old, a professional and field athlete. Oh, I think she's the Paralympian Oh. we got an Olympian. orr maybe notly. I don't know if she was Olympics, but she's a paraathlete, I believe. Here we go There she is. Beatrice. Yeah, Lim Hats track Um, USA Paralympian, yeah Prroud Mecan athlete at Ser Bioko twenty Paris, twenty four Bonze Medals. Nike and O. Are you kidding me venteen Bonze Medal in the Olympics. Yeah. seventeen point three K followers There's a Nike campaign with her I mean, come on Oh shit Maybe your best won be good enough. Sorry, go ahead. Maybe your best won't be good enough But maybe you'll go all in and come out with everything. There's only one way to find out to loveve Island at Nike. Yeah, there's only one way to find out. beccome an Olympian See if you can win gold medal in the Olympics. One way to find out I think I can Here's a video putting in that work. Jesus Christ Life is good. That was a video of her doing a long jump. She's doing all kinds of track and field shit We got some speech playoy No. What did she get the bronze for? Hiti, What's that? Why did she get, I guess, track Some kind of track and feel probably that the long jump. But here she's riding on a skateboard on track with her dog V cute She That's so cool. That video should have a million likes Look at this. J a straight model That's a down. athlete picture What feels your passion for health and fitness Here she's lifting fucking weights Jesus Christ, a beast. Jesus Christ. This is my Marlin Wayans Jesus Christ Jesus fucking Christ. Close She's a beast. She's my Marlen Wayans Oh nice, You gonna get in the gym? I'm going to be the Olympics, whatever that is. I just want one speech parton Mikey Skims. Ad just kind of have one speech play is a speech play? What was that star thing? That called popular Himmilia And I was amputated at ten months old I've had a lot of support throughout my life. I've had friends, family teammates coaches, they've all been there for me But somebody who comes to mind that has been there for me every step is literally the man that has given me the ability to walk My prosthesis. An six I have known him since I lil. This is how old I was when I first met Dennis. Wow. I've always been his youngest patient Dennis specialized in walking legs, but I really wanted a running leg. so he gave it a shot Soon after that, I fell in love with Tack and had a proper running leg made by somebody he had recommended to me I competed in a junior her athletics and came home with two golds in a silver. for Dennis Dennis has always been more than just my proarsthetist. He's been like a second dad to me I hope that everybody with a limb difference has somebody like Dennis in their life I'm so incredibly grateful that he has been there for me at. Is Dennis going to be the meeting of the family representative? Hell, yeah, bring in Dennis. So she's had this guy making her prosthetic legs for since she was a kid, basically. I assume he made the one the wner the medal. What a PTC One where she's holding the sunglasses up like that We're in the Greenfield. Unreal She got it, ladies and gentlemen. She got it. I think she's going to be very popular on this show I don't know if she'll win it, but I think she's going to be one of the big players I mean, great pair of social. Stistically, most of this list, they're all OGs are going to be big Yeah. But there's a couple, you know that always go out early. I mean, we're too deep and it's like that both of these players so far are Fucking talk, talk talk. Yeah, we'll be in the finals. Unbelievable. Here's her TikTk. U It's much of the same. It's basically her Instagram done over again Any moreore speech Maui allow me to reintroduce my No Here's' eating something Oh my gosh, she can do mansion freepl antics too. Yeah, maybe. This is an attempt at comedy We'll see makes me a little uneasy com. Let' see. All right, let's move on. A little Comedy is hard. I don't like some people got it, some people don't. That didn't give me confidence. That was an attempt at comedy. Didn't give me confidence. But she may not be a comedic player You know what I mean? That PTC is going to be strong as hell in this game We'll see mooving on. Bryce Dettloff is our next player. We're going to be talking about twenty nine, Los Angeles, California. Bryce is a handyman and Disk Jockey, AK DJ. here we go. Dk j. That's what DJ stands for. He's got one hundred thirty one thousand Instagram. Mandyman That's the highest number Coming in as an OG. one hundred and thirty one K two hundred and forty six posts. Yeah, it seems like they have got a lot of micro influencers in the like ten to fifteen K Range. This is What we're looking at here is a standard handyman headshot. everyvery handyman hasure like this course Here's some DJ imagery Andy There's a handyman again. He's doing Mamy maxing. Oh my gosh. Look at this fucking guy. You heard about maxing Have I heard about maxing? lookook at me Do you need to ask that Jesus Christ. Okay, sorry. Mother fucker Here's on a bus stop Mh hh Is my head out now. Also a singer? Oh wait no This is one to hit songs making some music time speech we got a doodle models. lookook at that pair of social gaze I mean, they're all models at this point, model build Bodybuilderss the creatures? son Luatoni. He stole your d Luatoni. He stole your du. This is how I find out Yeah, we're call Luatoni right now, Sfe Luk Lca Where' he go? No I'm not seeing anything he has your t That's possibly speech by He kind of has the parasocial gaze of an a few words Let's see here Does he have a check To? This is all gonna be his songs, I think That was the video. He was almost gonna talk And then he caught himself I think he might be high in mushrooms there U All right, let's check out. Does he have a TikTok? J Just throwing that out there. Yeah, you don't make a video like that unless you're high out of mya mushrooms. Here is his TikTok. Let's see what this is. this is. What are we talking No Noope. It's all just his songs, apparently. I just wna see one of you talk. There's something Bieber esque about this man? Yes. He's got a Bieber quality, I agree. Yeah. I think we' got any speech play from Young, emotional quiet He's going to great for handP He's getting ready to handyman. You know, ussually when you go out to do a handyman job, you have somebody rub your body with oil It does seem like he's focusing more on his DJ career than on his Hyman career. Yeah which if you're applying to loveve Island, I would focus on I would do some handyman posts I would be like, this is my thing The other camera in it shortless handywork You know, just sh a few videos of you You know Like I Mike when he did that dance on the drill Something like that We can't forget that. Actually any of the magic might likeake Um, Dance sets would probably be a good idea My summer calendar has suddenly become There are dinners, weddings. Fishing trips, my new Burnding manan AK the Minnesota State Fair. And every time one pops up, I think, what am I going to wear? That's why I always end up on revolve Revolve is my go to when I don't want to overthink it, everything' styled in a way that makes sense. so it's already curated. I'm not endlessly scrolling, trying to put together an outfit. I find one dress I like, and then Revolve immediately shows me similar styles matching pieces, other looks that fit the exact vibe. 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This one starts when the air shifts The sense of calm collection from the Pura Calm partartnership is three fragrances designed with sensory science to ground your space and quiet your mind Sleep story, a lavender drift into deep restast Breathe bubble A mindful reset wrapped in white tea and cashmere Soundscape. a fresh clearing rush that restores your energy. Ground your space, quuiet your mind. Explore the sense of Calm collollection at pura d. com slash calm. Um moving on. to our fourth player Is this Gabriel Vasconcellos or is it Gabrielle Vasconcellos? I don't know I'm so looking at Bs Gabrielle or Gabrielle, however it may be pronounced, maybe we'll find out he' thirty years old from Miami a model influencer Cuse arere still on Braes I was waiting for the reveal just like Love Island did to us I was edging you Well then just like I commented on L Viland's post, you're killing me. Sorry. I believe this is pronounced Gabriel U this is eleven point two K followers, Miami, Rio de Janiro. This is in the bio at book He's Miami maxing also. Next m, what did I say he was? What was me job? Model infuener see if he got what it takes. Yep. there he is He's alone He's DJing. He's alone. he's got professional photography Do is set Jesus Christ I wish we could get these shamppy. I mean, that's a professional soccer player. What is in He's a moral inflener I don't know. I'm just saying Why can't we get these people in bachelor Well because Bachelor doesn't have the juice it used to have. let's look at these tattooies we've got. It looks like a Viking man and woman Staring at each other across some kind of a Viking symbol in the background, some kind of sigil, maybe that is a satan. a tattoo only a person on mushrooms would get, I think, sameame with the eye one. It's definitely a portal of some kind. He has something that across his stomach. fearless. I' fearless in a kind of graffiti style font. There is an eyeball with many tears. There is a snake going through a skull There is a looks like a Native American kindind of edros person there Now he's all tadted up, great parasocial gays, obviously looks the part. We know why they cast him Hry is doing some more modeling. He's doing a pilot pete sitting on a rock near the beach here in his jeans. What does he have on his knuckles? We've got a nineteen sixty seven sixty seven. No way. That's pretty old. is only sixty five. That seems unlikely. That would be really cool. This who's that guy cut him out. O Seattle. Let's see Oh lies Who is it This one Wait no this guyty three point It's not that one. That's the photographer. It's the one who's tags in the Cab. This one at the top No, that's him at the top. It's this. Yes ten point four. Okay, his buddy. K him U He's got a pretty good inststram too. I could see this guy on Love Island This dude is jacked, very muscular. We're now just in his friends Instagrams about shit I would remove some of these photos though I mean, look at just look at what we're looking at too much food This is, you don knowt want No food. Oh God, no. specially seafood. Good Lord. All right, we're not get that away. We're not here to look at him Back backack to the main attraction. His Instagram's impeccable as are they all. Oh, that's so Jesus Christ. I'm thinking about getting a pair of these sunglasses. What Are they video cameras Not yet No Why would you get them I just want like a pair of old school oakley type sunglasses. I think you even look funnier with please I think so too. That's why I want to go I'll get it for you. Just like the blue camo T shirt is laying in ne the room. One to Marlon Waynees. This is a pretty good Instagram. Do we have his this is his TikTok, I believe? This account is private What the h Let's see if we can get him He looks like he's also a DJ. Speech play.et him under the disco ball Now I can't even get into a Rval DJs. I'm just looking for Okay He is also in the gym A bunch of weight lifting Al' got a spine tattoo too He went to Rio There's no speech play here H's Miami maxing Oh my God He's running, he's lifting at the beach. There's simply no speech play. I'm enraged by it. I wish there'd be speech play, but Gabriel has An impeccable Instagram here, another impeccable series of social mediaas. Three Perfect tenens in a row. Have we ever had this J starting the show, it's hard to remember I can't remember last season, but yeah, so far, we're batting a thousand moving on Casey Chandler now for Kasey who is a twenty five year old nursing assistant from Fresno, California, we only have an Instagram So let's check this out Ky. the great THA Great The bio simply reads one of one Uh oh I don't know. That seems like we may have an ego maniac on our hands We will find out. T january first He love his birthday. He's a birthday boy That could be U ten point seven K followers. No, I mean, just based on the the handle, I'm worried. Seven posts. Oh shit. That's a So far the worst one that we've got. Let's see what is this first post? Oh was from twenty twenty two. I was like, maybe he just started it recently This man been posting for at least four years U the first post is just him sitting on a u b with a bag and it says, but I understand they'll never understand me I saying they other photos What's that? Go through the carousel, please Was there a cursel on this one? Oh, I can't see that. sor Oh It's just him standing in with the doctor sign Oh he's got some faces on his leg I can't see it because of my UI. Who is it? Who are they I'm saying that might be a Malcolm X. And a nipsy hustle, maybe I'm not sure Um got another picture of him. In some pants in a blue room This Instagram is not good There's him in front of a C I don't know, a lot of people have commented fire emojis. Is he talking there I'm here. J. No behind the scenes interview Here's him in a letterman jacket Is this modeling or is this high school graduation? An one around I think it's another birthday post. O one. Pay He's obsess with this bird was my first ever run club. had everything lined up, but one thing was missing shoes pull up the champs and grab the pisty tubes Soon as I put them on angle light, they fel like clous put them to the test so I got a good running And yes, these right here. they got that balnce of them We're responsive. every step just feels light L you by? Okay So far, he's the first player that's not giving me confidence U Here's another series had to find a new approach to an old dream. I don't know what the old dream is Nursing is like he looks the part. He's very muscular. He's very in shape. These Instagram photos are just not I mean, like look at this It's whether he has a pair of social gaze or not, we can't tell from this photo because he seems to be staring directly into the sun as he's taking the Potographer is not good. He's the photogpher I know H is leaning on another human big This is some kind of a modeling sheet, I guess. Very sweaty these. Thatot some goo He's covered in goo These carousels also have no like what is this carousel It's just a bunch of random pictures. It's enough set, clues. Oh is that a cow? You got a creature L how Ca. All of his posts are carousels This is him in downtown LA I'm here three hundred and sixty five just leaning against a street sign in downtown LA H Now he's got I don't know. I don't know what to make those guys's Instagram postes. is giving to me somebody who's not comfortable with social media certainly not skilled at it and there is no TikTok that we could find. So One of one indeed, moving on Kenzie Annis twenty one. This is the youngest player in this or no, there's one other twenty one year old as well twenty one years old, Kennesau, Georgia Registered nurse, here we go Maybe she'lllect the nursing assistant Maybe. Oh, we got another religious player Child of God cross emojy, one Corinthians, sixteen, fourteen, BSN Myiley emoji, I hope. Laur I hope you smile today doing it U nine thousand seven hundred and fifty six dollowars, one hundred and forty four posts. Let's look at the most recent post There shoes in your nursing suit. All glory to God, I graduated nursing school. Thank you KSU for some of the hardest, best years of my life. I'm happy to announce I'm now adding BSN to my name and Instagram profile Chaos I'as see what those emojis are. Is that Kansas State University Um who you tell me Wait a minute and she just graduated, may seventeenth. This post is dated So I would doubt that she has yet gototten a job as a nurse. Let's see what else is in the carousel It's the same thing. Well you know Ran Health and science is building Well Star College of Health. Kennesau State University I see. Where is that parents What's that? Where's Kennesaugh? Georgia So I'm going to guess she's going to be a little bit of a H of brownish vibe, you know someome of that southern vibe Pictures of her graduating H she's about a plane. She's got some pilot peat in her Lil Bro took me up in a plane this week felty Burnette in her Yeah. There she is pilot Petin with her bro. Look at that smile though. That's a Hannah Brown, in my opinion She's going be bold As Sna Brown used to say, Here she is in a bikini Please put me on the violent, gotot burnt an inflamed eye. Oopsies Um, She got some wildness to her. She's so silly. This Instagram is not as polished as some of the other ones, but it's still very good. Yeah. Even for an amateur photograph, look at the par of social gaze here. Yeah, Hannah Godwin ask. Yeah, it's conveying her personality very well. and I can see why she was cast so? king for the scotch place She doesn. O people get rid of those scutles. Who are these friends fuck are these friends Get rid of my besties Hm We can't go down the rabbit hole anymore. I can't keep looking at people there's too many supposed to too many other people. Okay, so This is the second overt Christian. We've seen in an Instagram bio. Do you think that's going to come up this season Yes Christian season. As well, I think Trump will come up because I think all reality television is now pro Trump We'll get to a player who I think might be the biggest candidate for that U This is a lot of these players have this type of carousel going on just like day at the beach And it's so good in terms of cast on a show like Love Island, you basically want to look like you're already living the part, living the game that you're going to come into. Half of her Instagram is beach pictures. Um I was going to say like She should probably get rid of u Some of her high school photos and stuff rid of a lot of this. I'm like, wa, why are there all these kids on here? She's only twenty one I know, I would delete anything For the twenty first birthday. Yeah. That's what look, I recommend that too to any incoming players. Get rid of anything that makes you look like a child, including pictures of you as a child. don't know A stellar Instagram which check out her. T Mo haul. She's hauling some clothes in She's got theon nurse. Kenzie Anna is Georgia.ir nursing student That's giving Demiy Rurnette Let's see if we can find a speech. Everyone's always lip synching That's just the mode right now Show me your voice we're going to find it I always tell the girls never take. Jesus That's a lip syncher We're not getting speech play out of her She does have it though. U She does have to play out of her. I feel like she's going to be a little rambunctious I feel like she has a Kaylor ish vibe to me quite Absolutely Kaylor. She's going to get a lot of Kaylor comparisons actually. Yeah I don't think we're getting speech play. I can't find wait W cook with me aking an espresso. play That's her mom gets in on it Now I'm going to crch these babies up See. Now I'm gonna crush these babies up. You're right Pass accent play One out alond m What is this drink? She said espresso martini Warm this up for like thirty seconds. What's that? I went chocolate ball It's like a Christmas themed c so m. It looks kind of gross Wh was that goo Is this trash Okay, she can do comedy play as well. that's funny We'll see We'll see. I mean, just a very God, there's so many posts Georgia Girl nursing student. She looks strong. All these players are strong as hell. Let's move on. Kenzia, if you're listening somehow via Spotify or Netflix or some elist it means. Got all some of these posts. Yeah, get rid of your go stupid. Get rid of these children, get rid of the friends. You can't have that many friends. All right,. Some rituals start with a canvas others with a deep breath. This one starts when the air shifts The sense of calm collection from the Pura Calm partartnership three fragrances designed with sensory science to ground your space and quiet your mind Sleep store a lavender drift into deep bre Breathe bubble a mindful reset wrapped in white tea and cashmere soundscape. a fresh clearing rush that restores your energy. Ground your space, quuiet your mind. Explore the sense of Calm collollection at pura d. com slash calm We're moving on to Melanie Moreno. Melanie Moreno has only an Instagram that we could find twenty three years old from Beautiful, Los Angeles, California, a bikini store manager. Are you ready No. I'm not ready for any of these Instagrams. Oh, I think I was in the ye Okay, here we go. Melanie Moreno. U Simply her bio just has a little cross next to her name, ten point nine K followers, fifty eight posts I mean This is E woman is Jesus Christ So now we're back to that. This someone looks like an A list actress. Yeah She she is on age in a kind of sundndress. Here's what I'm gonna look like at the when I have to put on like my formal gear for whatever. She's wearing a fucking magical amulet. She's got a portal, that guy help zoom in. We're in the boom zone on Gore I'm in the amulet zone. She's gonna open a fucking port The port on the amulet, the port on the tattoo. But she's what is she a bikini store manager or something? She man she's a fucking store. You know it pair social gazes She tells you to buy a bikini, you buy it That's just facts. this is like a full ass modeling shoot. Is there any talking? I doubt there is, but Um, we can look at No, she doesn't have a fucking TikTok. She got some reels up here. What do we got? CDS? Yeah, this is The highlights maybe Hang on, let me just let me just look whoa, look at this one. I mean, just a professional model twenty. She's doing tutdting here I mean, that's a lookook at her parocial gazays. That's a vogue magazine cover That is a u This shit The shit. Can't even look at it. The parasental gace is like too strong that I can't even make direct icon. Jesus Christ, this is just not fair. This is not a real person This is un' fuck unbelievable. This is one of the best Instagrams I've ever seen in my fucking life I mean, it's not only are you getting like parasocial gays, the high fidelity images, the posing in model outfits, you like her personality is coming through this kind of get her vibe just from the way she's looking at you, that quality is like like you're saying, reserved for A list actors and shit, you know. Yeah, this is like it's an impeccable Instagram. Let's see if you can find. Every shot is a professional photo, E the one she took of herself. she's a professional photographer Was she talking Now. I don't think we No. She's not giving you that speech play for free. No. She doesn't Well Dg licking on her nose What There's a little dog looking at her nose. Oh, I missed her Yeah, we're not gonna this just place. Star She's going to be gigantic, I think. Man, what a fucking Instagram. All right Everything with love is the bio little hard emoji What's S stududio moreore? You don't look that up Yeah Is that her bikini store? Post job Ierestingward do something with that Maybe she just made it. Maybe she just made it literally. she's like uploading as we speak Yeah Yeah. she's like, I got toa get my business started. All right. Next up we have Jesus chills Melanie I have chills from this Instagram. I'm like, go. Her Instagram so far, I think was the best one Next up, sincere Ra or Ria. I don't know how to pronounce this. twenty three years old from Cape Maine, New Jersey and field So we just have Olympians and supermodels That's how this point for a good loveve Island And the handyman, of course. We've already seen him There we go. I got Sincere up. Sincere has twelve posts, not a big poster Um and eleven point eight K followers. so God Oh, he's a jayhawk What does that mean Kansas University He's wearing his track That's my entire family except for me. I went to USC, but my whole family went to Kansas State who are the rivals of that college m he's holding up some kind of a trophy. Walk in Yo trarap, take over Yo trap. Big twelve champs. Hashtag swite hashtag and CAA. So they must have won the that's obviously Kansas University is a division one school. So he's on that track team and they won, I guess, whatever that is, the champs. G got a bunch of pictures of him and wait, how old is he? Some of his friends twenty three He's lifting weights, he's extremely muscular. Oh looks like' anximateing screen there Where was he doing it the next one Although this one feels important too. Yeah, that one P musc game. So it looks like he went to Texas tech also and Kansas, I guess. U just not a lot of posts, but it's all track. Look at the shit. Jesus fucking Christ. Wha He's done it Sincere d.ra is Austin bound With a time of thirteen point five six seconds plus two point seven Sincere Ria is headed to the national Championships in the one hundred and ten meter hurdle. I mean, Well look at this comment, the goat is all the violent. Wait, where is it? U Right there is world, The goat is on Love Island. Turn me the fuck up, Sin Yeah, this is not a great Instagram because it's there's not a lot here And the bestaces are Wh's that That's Jake Paul. I'm not saying that means anything necessarily, but I'm not saying it doesn't He's Miami maxing Yeah. leave that there for you. Oh my Godd. well, okay, you're my client, so I'll give you a chance to delete this once you get out just reading the comments. Five star said that hm, well, okay, you're my client. so I'll give you a chance to delete this once you get out I'm so dead. We so quick with it. We just trying to help FS no seriously and then Yeah, that's that's disappointing. U Same LV Did he have a TikTok? Yes. Do I have the correct TikTok? Yes, I do. Something went wrong. Let we refresh. I again Um, that's what I'm saying, TikTok, like come on tend to be more casual too. He might be talking about this I think we are going to get some speech play here. Let me see if I can discover a speech play Yeah, that one looks like his ting I see this no National Championships. see theA thinkix this, obviously that might not even This could really change how like we see NIL as a whole look like Okay. I Like his entire identity is college sports I don't know how that's going to translate exactly into a Love Island scenario where you can't play sports I don't see a lot of The sport is your chat Yeah, whereereas with our Paralympian, She has Obviously athletics and sports huge part of her identity, but she has a more robust kind of personality because of the nature of she's got to have the prosthetic leg and she already gave the PTC about the doctor that made it et cetera, et cetera. She seems like a more well rounded person No here if we're going to get that U But we'll see. His Instagram looked very polished other than the What glaring air. But his Instagram has But almost no posts Yeah's twelve postsure. And one out of twelve posts Fucking Jake Paul in it It's not it's not a good sign It's not a good side shhit I'm just like, I hope a game When they didn't tag them, I was like, oh, what if they made them hide their Instagrams this season didn't do that. H hisis entire TikTok is track and field. There are more posts on it than the Instagram, but it's it's just It's very clearly all he's done his entire life And I don't know where that gets you on a love island. It may not matter. It literally may not matter. He might be able to get away with his good looks and his athleticism, might be fine. I don't know. We'll see what the other players are willing to accept. But An interesting one. This is noton polished. His Instagram is kind of just there, but he because he was competing at a D one level, his Pictures of him like on the trackict Yeah, exactional Yeah. Yeah. he needs We need some to see some beach pictures, maybe fun with friends. who My going to the beach. This man lives at the gymnasium in the trackking field Nothing Moving on to our next player, we have lovely, Sean Rifle or refFil maybe twenty seven years old Easton PA Now I don't know anything other than what his job is. okay? Oh God. The job is cop Here we go. What is this oververboard? This is what I'm saying. We're in an era now where they're passing for this. Why would they cast a cop becausecause they're pro Trump I think all these reality shows are now And I saw a pro Trump conversation fucking ninety day It's like you don't have to put that in the show No In ninety day it was a little it was very similar to Love' Bind. J a throwaway little like thirty second thing that you could have not had in the show Anyways, here we go. I'm not and I don't know anything about this guy. I could be completely wrong. I just know that's his job Here we go. This is him. Seaan Refo Parm three underscore Sean Oh shit, is that ideal cop Wow. Interesting. two thousand four hundred and sixty two followers. is this package deal Daddy hand and it's a picture of him walking with a little kid. The little kid's in to build a better game t shirt. No. That's weird No. it's just the colors Ks, Lam Me hor mama The teacher says Yeah. There's just It's the same color though the exact same picture ten times over. Let's just get a quick sense of this Instagram. It's not good. The little kid is prominent in it. so it is a packagage deal. Yeah. The package deal is no winning me over. Oh my God, there's a lot. takeake all these pictures of the kid off of here. I hate this There's a lot of muscularity going on areas at Diablo Crossfit u muscular as heo I wouldn't want to be going against this man as a cop There are no cop pictures that I could see so far. Who would you want to go against as a cop someomebody who was in much worse shape if I had to go against a cop. there's a lot of crosspit stuff we also are seeing at least Fom my point of view here, nothing about baby mama. She ain't pictured any of this stuff Are you seeing her anywhere I may not Not that I can tell. We don't know what the through those baby picks Does that mean a possible bad breakup or does it mean a possible PTC I mean I'm assuming it's breakup, but who knows This is a picture of him and the child can only afford to do this once a year American dream, if you will Crossfit and rooad to four hundred five Good another Christian player Can we see that God is good Instagram highlight. Let's look it up broken fucking u Arm. what's that Oh Jesus, Christ. Jesus. What is that bone What's that one called are humorous Eer I don't know I think that one's the. For everyone, I told the plate was shoulder to elbow, Jesus Christ. He's just got a bunch of rays a shad another goore photo That's the humorous. Um Unfucking real. You can even see his muscles in the godamn x ray Jesus. We should have know God is good man. Oh God Is there how can I get volume on this? I don't think I can. We're seeing a slow transition of his arm getting healed. Okay make a three Oh, he is talking can't make a three. Oh F though that. There some Jiitsu Ki Zen up on the wall. Anime man M up for M own heart. L love anime. Clues loves the cop working it. Yeah the cop's now my favorite player. F moment, we can go up now. Okay, so we're seeing the healing path there. got spech play fromjur? Yeah, that injury has to be PTC, mayaybe got line of dutyld Let's check out. He's got a TikTok, I think, right Let's look at this TikTok and see what we got This is more bodybuilding, here's a little more speech. This is not a how to. It's just a what I do and I hope you find value in it. This who. He just called us a bit. They said a message is for whoever invented Burpees He doesn't like the burpees. It's him and his kid. It's much the Instagram. I'm seeing no propaganda here whatsoever. could be wrong. Maybe he's just a cop who likes coping. It's mainly all working out and kids stuff. U It's not a very polished Instagram But it kind of doesn't matter. You do get a good sense of who he is, devoted father and workout maniac We'll see and he hurt his arm And that's a bad one too. I think that's the humorous And Christian, I gotta know this God is good Would you say God is good if you're not Christian? U I guess you could Look at that one of him in the red. Um, Yes, the upper armbone is called the humerus. All right, the one in the red R to the full right there. this one Mhm You been. Someone told me I look like a Korean Chris Brown. I will hold that compliment till the day I die. But life feels like your're home. Chris Brown Fan I don't know if I would keep that out Let's move on here. I don't I don't get a I'm curious what kind of playstyle he's going do. Obviously deevoted father, I think is going to be a huge piece of his playstyle. I don't know if Cop comes up. Maybe it won't Do you think he will hold back his package deal like we saw Hata do No. A Mamaitan moment. No. I don't think so I think he's going to come loud and proud with it Let' see. Next up, Trinity Tatum, twenty one years old, another young in Newport News, Virginia Model and makeup artist, are you ready to see Trinity's Instagram Uh, yes Oh my go What the fuck me. thirteen point seven Kfers, sixteen posts Bio reads model, Hidden gem model, beauty lifestyle Jesus' King Coabs in PR. So much Christianity this season I know. I don't know how I feel about that to be honest It's a little like I don't mind a hardcore Christian player here and there but to have the whole cast, which is what it seems like And that's what I mean It's it's one and the same, you know? We shall see I don't know Whenateever the case. we're looking at another her branding This is another just fucking one hundred percent top tenstagam, even though it's only sixteen posts All professal model sh. She's already one of my favorites Barbie H a great day Every day, Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him. That's one of the things. And then there she is looking at you, giving you her Barbie parasocial gazayse, Jesus Christ She's unbelievable. I am just like Landrea. I am Barbie H pictures Chaga explore pit Um theseese pictures we're looking at are like amateur taken maybe by her friends or even selfies by herself and they are impeccable. because She doesn't look bad ever though She's one of those people, Th then you look it like. onene of her professional model pixures Jesus Christ Her par social gaze, she's incredible Oh my God. Absolutely incredible in every one of these photos And there she is what I'm gonna look like on Love Island. so she's even got those pictures. And these pictures are amateur With the fucking Daon Julio bottle next to her. Oh my God. unfucking real Here she is an ee I'm so pretty light. Qion mark I think she's going to be one of the big stars out of the season. She has that thing. Yeah My fucking Godd, lookook at this shit Her pair social gaze is good even when her eyes are closed. That's a good photographer right there Jesus I mean fucking eyes. She's it's like another one, H and Melody. I'm like, I can't look at them. I'm like So I get what I want money sign, money sign, money sign. Oh fuck She's gonna wreck motherfuckers. Let's look at her f a TikTok. We cannot find a TikTok for Trinity. It may exist. We don't know. Moving on. we have two more players here Our next one is Vasuna Montgomery, twenty four Beaver, Oregon. Beauty, business owner Buna underscore vibes. one hundred and fifty three posts, two thousand three hundred and ninety six followers, personersal bllog. Haita dude Business first and a little money dollar bill line with wings on it and a cheeseburger says Eat with me on TikTok at Vanessa Eats. We'll be checking that out. Okay, Vasana Eats VA S A. sorry, Vasana. N A' tattoos. So we got The tattoos or It's basically like up the side of her entire right leg. It's like flowers and stuff that stretches onto her torso. There's something on her leg, some script. We will see if we can get to that U in a minute here she is just Laying down on a couch in a bar, there's some food around. She's got a friend. That's a mistake F H Yeah. It's okay. She's alone in all the first photos. She's just. Look at her pair of social gaze You can leave me on red. and she's in a red dress, funny pun there. I mean there's all professional modeling. It doess like a K Kardashian kind of vibe. Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah, this is unreal. Look at this. she could have been a bachelorette What is the u two down from this This one. Uh no. Next post. Yeah, that' one A Champagne not tea. World traveler here You're getting some traveling in. She does a lot of eating. Oh, here's another tattoo with Some kind of what is that? What is the the language we're looking at here M S kind of language, not English on her left area I want to see that one on her damn bag though. not here we go. hereere we go. hereere we go, here we go Oh my go This is like a Literally the perfect image you could send to Love Isiolet. Proverbs three five dash seven So we had this another Christian player. That's my favorite and she knew that That's very Christian. If you're willing to get a Bible over verse tattooed on the entirety of your thigh, someome commitment. I mean, is this the Christian season? What is going on? Yeah There she is on love island ning of beautiful bikini shots. Her Instagram is very good. It's a little less polished than some of the other ones., what that Pretty hard not to be Good times. Times and Thies TH AI, so she was somewhere in Thailand Pretty kittdy Petting a tire. getet his gummy bears U You gotta get his gummy bears. What are gummy bears? I don't wantanna. Little pads on the bottom of their feet. But for tigers, they'd be way bigger. She's a world traveler. She's got bunch of pictures. travel vogger Here she is holding a dead fish She's a beauty business owner. She's in Paris. She's all over the world. She's doing all kinds of shit. Beauty v around. doinging well Here she' a little creature with a little dog on a pumpkin patch Nick of the patch P prettytty good Instagram. it's not whoa What's you doing here? tattooing somebody? Oh, permanent eyebrows Never stop learning these skills. tattoos She must cosmetic tattoos Iventure manan, shes got a bunch of posts here. She sweetie and her Tattoo thing to loveve Island and she gives people tats there. Wouldn't that be cool Now you're getting somewhere You should build a tattoo gun out of a ballpoint pin prison style Okay Her Instagram is like pretty good. It's a little too many pictures, too many posts. and it's I would delete everything below a certain point. Delete starting probably right. When you got Snapchat filters on, you don't want that Yeah, I agree I would delete starting I would delete everything from the wing picture from this picture down I agree This this gets into kind of like it's too amateur, it's too travel focused. It's like who cares Um everything above that though pretty good, but still not quite as good as some of the others we have seen. I mean, like how can you even compete? You know what I mean? Like perfection. You have to Youet signed up That's who you're competing with. sorry two point four K like fuckking around more look's at her Tikok I don't think g like you were looking at that one player who had gained two thousand and whatever M to Jeninkin for Thanksgiving, starting off the night. We got a margarita. I don't know why I got a margarita because I don't even like tequila, but it was alright Then we went in with one of my go to staples, which is the tuna tartar. This is raw tuna quill egg And other stuff I can't remember, but I get this every single time. This is the truffle tb This is just a gut reaction. five hundred and seventy eight followers on TikTok I don't know if she got it Yeah She might she might be an OG who kind of falls by the wayside, gets kicked out at some point I just don't Just from looking at social media, I don't know if she's going to be able to hang with some of these other players Just a tfur Tough food review, but You know what? The tattoos? say a lot of confidence So Yeah. Maybe she's not a chat. We'll see. I guess. But it also those tattoos to some degree to me are kind of like tattoos as an identity don't know if that quite works on Love Island. You could be heavily tattooed And like, whatever, that's just my aesthetic This to me seems like it's some I don't know. I could be wrong. this's just the vibes I'm picking up from the social media Time will tell We have one more player to get to in this initial drop of rookies Our beloved rookies coming in to grace us with their play styles and talents I'm excited George you Now you may know that last name Georgio, sor Birmingham twenty six years old Birmingham, England, digital creator. the brother of somebody who played last season Charlie Oh. This is Charlies thing. Here we go Georgio, twenty post four thousand five hundred and seventy seven followers, digital creator Birmingham and Adelaide U not Great. Charlie, what the Why did you let him why did you let him do this Instagram