Grub Gueser: Cruising World and Pelican

Hey everybody it's Tuesday june sixteenth, twenty twenty six. Welcome to the Giant Bomb Cast episode nine hundred and forty five . I'm your host, Jan Ochoa, joining me as always Co, Captain of the Ship G Jeffrub . Howdy, I'm happy to be here, although I also forgot how to podcast, Jennifer Speaking, he's never forgotten how to podcast because he dank started them. That's right . He was pressing them to wax before it was cool. Jeff Backeler . Oh man, that's I guess a compliment, Jan. There's one in there somewhere. Yeah, somewhere along it's cool to press stuff to wax. It's like a I don't know how it's done still . It's true. I did have the first podcast. Everyone knows that. It's very exciting to be talking to you on by my count what it is, the three thousand podcast I've ever done. That's today . Two thousand of those were Joe Rogan. So that's right You were signed for a while. Yep. Me and Joe , this is when he was cool When he was making people eat roaches. Yeah. Right. Doing the man show? Yeah, JB and JR. That's that's what we call Joe. Yeah, it was it was Jib and Junior is what we did it was sick. I mean, look, you know, time , time just, you know, corrodes us all, I guess. It comes for us all you know, we don't talk anymore. Whatever. It's not a big deal.. I don't know Thanks for having me today, Jen. I'm happy to have you. And I'm happy to have the Bird Boy of Games Media. That's right. He's ripping his glasses off 'cause he doesn't need to see you ' youCause're pretty doggy Still steamy. Mush y. I shared like thirty minutes ago. How much steam does my body absorb and still release God? I know you can't wear gloves. I don't know if your body is absorbing the steam. I think it's just increasing the heat . Yeah . He breathes like that lady from Medalgear Solid Five though through his skin. So it makes sense for him. No , yeah. He's quiet. Are you one of these people who like do a really poor job of drying off after a shower. What do you really on it before? What do you mean? People that do a poor job at drying off. My raciest sun. It's not racist. It's ages really . Who like will take a shower and be like, I'm dry and then proceed to like jump into his bed soaking wet like a lot. Oh yeah the, kids love that move. Yeah . So fucking dumb. Even better, even better, they like doing that to my bed. It's like that. I don't think I have that problem . Or maybe you I feel like you hold on to some of that moisture more than you'd like to. How many towels ? Yeah . Just one. I have two in rotation. Okay , okay. Or I use no , no, no, Mike I misunderstood Jan, Mike only owns two towels. That's the answer to your question, whether or not you asked. Well, now I know that. That's great. I'm glad fantastic. And folks, maybe Mike can afford a third towel if you help support us at giantbomb dot com dot Jeff Grand. How do you folks support us here at giantbomb dot com . You go to giantbomb dot com slash join become a premium member you. If you do,'re going to be supporting independent games media. We are out there doing our thing and with your support , we can keep doing it exactly the way we like to do it. And we really appreciate everyone who has supported us. It gets you all ad free episodes. It also gets you premium stuff, right? What do we have going on? Last week, Jeff Grub, you could have caught the finale of the bully endurance run because folks that were premium members YouTube members got the whole run a week early. And this is my unbiased opinion. I watched a good chunk of these as I was editing them and posting them. Very fun time. Go to school with Mike Minati and Jeff Krubb On top of that, folks, we have concluded Mary Mitomodachi. You can see the whole series up on YouTube membership and giant Bond Premium as well folks get your PPE out. All right, portal pals . It may the series may be done, but the PP lives forever. You can basket it. Pepe's will rise again. Pepe's will rise again. And anytime Americish says that I feel, like it's a threat directly aimed towards me . But really, you at home should go watch Portal Pals and witness the scientific brilliance of friendship between Mike Minati and Mary Kish like Greb said also, at free podcast and grub, if people are feeling a little famished and a little hungry, they can get themselves a little some grub snacks as well. Yeah, got a new grub snacks premium coming this week. Looking forward to it. Yeah, that's a got podcast feed. It's got a video feed, check it out on the website, along with all the other premium content. Yes. Also several seasons of This is the Run Now and folks at home, we're gearing up for another blast of premium stuff. Jeff Backload, just hit me with a macho man. Just say anything you want. Oh yeah, we got premium out the wazoo That's great. Macho always saying Waz . What it be funny if I just if I just stabbed over Macho Man promos in my normal voice and yeah all right I'd like that. I don't know if that'd be cool but no it'd be well it'd be very cool. Mike came up with the idea for the new, this is the run while we were at Disney and you should have saw his face when he was like I have it. It was great. I'm discovered talk everybody 's brain. I feel like we didn't make a big enough deal about how we all like slipped into a macho man combust ion. Yeah. State. It was you did it more than anyone. Like we all went for sure. It kind of lasted for you. Yeah. I wasn't there when this happened. Yeah. I was doing it when I got back to Jersey too. Like stop. I discovered the less I strain myself, the more comfortable it is to do it. You just got to do a little quiet. It's like you're just sort of like ooh yeah you're gonna whisper Yeah you have to because if you strain yourself like every time I see Dan Soda do it I'm like oh my god this poor guy's nodules right certain they're certain he's going to need corrective surgery his nodes train those train his nodes Yeah get those nodes working together in harmony We were I I mean I had lost my mind and my senses and my faculties at that point in the SGF . We were we were shot . Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah . Yeah . It didn't help after like two nights of GB at night and then like kind of a bummer talk over with the Xbox showcase that the only thing that helped power us through is the power of Macho Man Randy Savage. Also we did we just had burgers too too . Oh, true. So we're kind of lethargic are as. Yeah. And good. It tucks me up. I have a couple things to say. Real quick, though, Dan Riker is out on assignment and also happy birthday birthday. Oh my god birthday dance birthday Mikey for him. Your things that you wanted to say. Oh, well first off, I just want to let everybody the Mistbusters have a new assignment . We are heading to Mysterium, which is the annual Mist Fan Convention at Portland. I want to be careful here. I get y'all at every time I say this Oregon, or again? Oregon. Organ or gone. They don't like it. Okay, gone is gone. I'm not gonna do that anymore. Got it. Or again , Portland, Oregon, everybody. The mistbusters, uh, the conventions going from july twenty fourth to july twenty sixth. We're going to be there on Saturday, the twenty fifth. We're going to have a panel. A fun, special panel. We're going to put Atris on trial for the crime of being a bad father. So come to Giant Bomb Presents the trial of Daddy Atris. It's gonna be a good time. If you would like to come join us, go to mysterium . Net. You'll find everything you need to know about getting tickets, or if you're looking for hotels , anything like that. Yeah, really looking forward to this , you know, a fun little fan convention we can go to to celebrate our new mist fandom. It's gonna be a good time. Very, very cool. Thank you, Mr. Minati, for putting that into action. You put Grub and I into the orb and then we all rolled together on the track and we're going to wind up in Portland, Oregon. Beautiful . Beautiful, beautiful. Now the other thing I had to say. Yes . What? Is two towels not enough? Everyone seems upset . Look, as long as you're washing them like rotation every time, you're good. I'm washing them. Yeah, I washed how many towels I live alone. How many towels am I supposed to have? I don't know I don't know. I moved on Yeah. I forgot about it already . Yeah, you know, usually like if you ever have someone visit you want, to give them one, but I guess you've got any room for one visitor. I'm not gonna pretend like if I were single, I would not I would have more than two towels. I don't know, but I'm not I don't know is the point. One of your for a guess? I mean, guys, there's like just one guess that's coming and they can, yeah, you know, I have two towels. They try to bring their own towel