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Step kiding. Sry, fix a liPx Mful that it We can't be maned ot away from me. You guys I have to have I have to have an emergency press conference right now I can't believe this is happening. I cannot know, belieelieve. I'm in shock I've been going through something. This's not funny And it's it's not funny. It hasn't been funny. I haven't laughed about it Paige has been getting like a kick out of my life, which you know what? if that's the one joy that we get out of this I just let it I' let it I' let it fly Oh what I'll let it go This is me now. List me This is the equivalent of like your friend mispronounces a word forever for the rest of your guys And it's not funny So Okay, so so start from the top. Start from the beginning Yeah. And one thing I do want to say about Giggly squad is we'd love to say that we live and we learn, but we don't We don't We don't learn from each other's mistakes. We don't learn from our own mistakes And this is supposed to be a forum where we talk about our shared experiences so that other people can relate or not relate. and we learn collectively. And as the host of the show, We haven't learned a godip. Not a goddamn Theyy. Now one thing about the gigglers is they know me better than anyone. Bet than my own almost my own mother who betrayed me last week Also, the hardest part about this was not telling the gigglers like every second of the stp. It actually was driving me insane. We had a call about it. We had a little call about it. We had to cut like moments of the past two pods where I like started talking about it, but I'm like, I can't hold it in anymore two weeks ago I innocently when to get Mbassador Dport for My TMJ You guys know me. I don't do bot talks I, however, Have gotten Master Botox twice. You guys know that And I went to a new place Was it a group on? no But was it? But I'd probably done more research if it was group on. Was it under the umbrella of groupon? some would say it had the same energy? Was it convenient and I didn't look Anything? Yes. So I get there and I'm like, I'd love to get some Botox and the lady was like What did you get last time? And I was like, whoa, I'm not a woman in STEM. Like I don't I have no idea what happened. Well my chart because I don't know. And she was like, we don't do charts here. And I was like,f course you don't No, but she was like, is it Dpor? Is it Zoom in? it I was like, I literally have no idea. I'm not a Botox girlly. I just I clench my teeth really bad and I wake up with headaches sometimes Because, you know I'm a woman of the arts and I Yeah, God forbid someone has a little anxiety around. A little trauma. And some people have it in their hips. I do too, but it's also in my jaw and I did not know there were risks to this procedure I've never heard of a risk. I didn't even know this could happen So she uses Dcpour and she was kind of messing around a little too long back there. likeike, you know when they're like making it, I guess. And I remember something in my soul was like, getet out of here. You had a gut feeling. thirirty four years old. the people please around me, she's so strong Even though no one's really pleased with me, she's still working hard. And I remember thinking like, what could go wrong? She's just like what your massadters are a little too weak, whatever Puts it in, we're great. We're key King. Thankk you so much. love you bye I'm going to the USOVN golf A couple of days later By the, I'm great li in life actually One of the highest moments of my life probably, things are going well. Nice. My friendships are great. My family's healthy and great besides grandpa and everything is working. career' doing well, and I was like, yeah, you're gonna to have a spectacular summer You truly are And I wake up that morning and I try to smile and it feels kind of tight. And I thought I had like dry skin or something And so I put lotion on like me I dry skin So weird So then I do this interview and I'm like still feeling kind of weird. and then I'm like, Oh my God Is it possible that the poison that was injected in my face is now You're gonna ruin my face Would this be The repercussions of my own actions. In real time And it's a very humbling experience. No. so then Two days go by a call page She's like, well was your experience I was just in shock that you wouldould just do this on a whim, go to like a new place randomly on. Does that shock you? Tinded up. because like I You wna know what? I look at you as my shepherd. Like you're leading. And so once you've gone astray, I'm like, but I'm not leading you in any beauty. type stuff. No, but you do lead in like sanity. Yeah. Don't do that's. That's why I was. arguably getting a U medical procedure done It was not cosmetic It was literally medical And I did not know this. I literally did not know this could happen. So A cage Actually it was really funny. Dude the smile Let's like really take a look see and ganda what we're dealing with. This is as much as I can smell you guys. Don't screenshot that page.'t how d to God. I swear to God And also you guys, don't make me the face of Botox mishaps I love my natural face. I love my natural movements. And I remember telling the lady I was like, by the way, I do on camera stuff because I'm humble, you know, I'm not like, by the way, my podcast is, you know ery popular. They don't care I said it's on camera. I really knew my face to move. She's like, yeah, it's Botoux. it just This board helps with the tension of your jaw. I call the lady who did it And she's like Hey, how y'all doing? And I was like, I'm kind of freaking out. the smililees kind of shorter than it should be. It's a bit walky It's not for me love. It's not for me So she Sweet sweet, sweet girl firstirst she was like, It's gonna to get better. Don't worry Like it'll get better. And let me just preface We would never shame the girls. this to us. Alough a girl's never done anything wrong? It was our choice. So this sweet girl It was her birthday But she in the beginning, it actually wasn't this bad. I just was like, I feel like something's off. and she was like, yeah, don't worry, justust like smile a lot or whatever. I was like, cool, cool cool So then I told her justust In like two weeks do you think it would be better because I actually have a huge job coming up in Toronto that I'm super excited about And she was like, whyy didn't you tell me that She was like two weeks it's gonna peak, Babe. But also I was like sorry I didn't give you my resume. Like I don't know like you should always assume the person's face. Needs to work. Yeahah is important in this in this equation. Yeahah And she was like, so it's a day. I'm like, it's three weeks of a gig So she starts freaking out. It's the last person you want freaking out I'm basically like, what can I do? And she's like tryry to smile a lot So then I go to a girl in West Hampton And she's like, look And I've looked all over herline. She's like, you have to wait it out, but I will try to put saline solution in your face. So then I go and get sailing solution injected all in my face Yeah, did that help think so Okay Now mind you Intermittently. I'm getting FaceTimes where Hannah is giving me different facts at one point she says. Did you know that it's scientifically studied? If you can't smile, you will go into a depression So guys, this is the mental fatigue At one point she goes, I went back to the podcast when this happened to you and I listened more closely. I go, Okaykay, so to know when I was going through something You were like, yeah, yeah, you' vein, get over it. So I go to pilates, just trying to live a normal life. And I was kind of in hiding in West Hampton, but I go to pilates and my pilates instuctors laughing me but I'm like, whatever So I'm about to start my pilates class and the girl next to me is like Ooh, that was hard for me I just I just lost a muscle somethingomething just like fell off H gos. And I was like And I was like, Hey, and she's like, I'm a giggler. And I'm like, Nice to meet you And then I looked in the mirica and it looked like I was looking at her like you fucking freak. L whyy did you talk to me? So we're like about to start and I'm like, by the way I just got weird massador Botox. I can't smile. I'm not being rude. I swear. And she's like, no problem, no problem. After the show, a bunch of after the show. No problem you fucking bitch No, I'm literally nice to meet you Thanks for listening to my podcast This is what's insane is I'm low key the smiliest person ever. Like I would get smiliest. I would get made fun of as a kid for like always giggling, always smiling to the point that like I smile too much. I've never been more aware I love a mercy smile, a fake laugh. You're a nervous smile. I'm a nervous laugher. Yeah. I smile and laugh for everything. So then after the class, a bunch of gigglers came up to me and I'm trying to navigate it, but in my head I can't process what they're saying because I'm thinking that they think that I'm being like Cool free a free ye. Th then I tell all of them, but now I'm like I feel like Lindsesy Lohan and me girls, I'm like, I can't stop talking about it. So like everyone at tell I'm like, by the way, even know. And then the play instruction threw me in the sauna and I'm just like in the sauna J like alone with my thoughts, Googling it and people are like This happened to me and I couldn't smile for six months and I was in the darkest place It's really is it's very humbling I try not to look at the comments really ever because I don't like When comments like affect our creativity, but right. I was like, let me just check the giggly YouTube to see if people are ono me Yeah. And there was one person that was like, literally no shade no tea. loveve Hannah. things going on. Someone responded was like No shade, no teeth Speaking about women's bodies, she's probably going through something. It could be anxiety Like she's going through really hard times. You just froze your face in anxiety. L you're so nervous. you can't move. Someone was so sweet. They were like, please you don't know what Hannah iss going through or why? And I said, pereriod. That's valid. There was more things like guys, this is fucking weird. and then I' I'm a talker. likeike when something's worrisome to me or I'm stressed about something, I need to talk about it. so I'm I feel like This is therapeutic for me because I've been I've been hiding it because I've been trying to fix it And I also leave tonight for one of the bigger gigs of my life for three weeks in Toronto hosting a TV show. Now Are there a ton of comedians who don't smile Yes A lot of male comedians Some stern female comedians. Are there a lot of celebs who get too much botox and their face doesn't move? Yes I have to navigate The next three weeks. The good news is I think after three weeks It'll loosen up a little bit. I have a very high metabolism. Yes, you do. I do. And we know that you have short term muscles. What are? fast swit muscles Fast switch. Also, there's levels to this because now you guys realize I went to see my mom because I was in a dark place And thank God for my family this weekend, they literally Until my dad hears about them. Gary's gonna kill me. But low key like I look So good moggging I did point out at one point I was like your you're Occupation is comedian throwing that out there. So like smiling is A prerequisite and part of the gig. unless you you're sarcastic And some would say I'm funnier when I when I don't laugh at my own jokes, which you know is my favorite thing to do. Yeah, I mean, that's why I wake up in the morning. Wh is the only I do. It is getting better, I think Yeah. Do you think it's better as from the last pot we did So the other night, I think I worded it as it's different. Okay It's not as your your lip, your top lip at one point was really going up. Yeah it was going really high. Yeah, it's definitely widened, which makes me think that these their muscles are kind of like chilling out a little bit because we want it to be wider I am so depressed right now I just I actually was like Just breathe And this is the thing When Stuff like this happens during your life So about what happens to you is how you react to it and Have I reacted to a great note? Pushing people away because I can't stop talking about it and have I been up all night on Reddit tryrying to find people who have experienced the same thing and actually not doing finding that many situations. This is extremely rare what's happening to me. I don't know why it happened to me. But then I think a picture. I don't have cancer. I thought you were gonna say I don't have kids That a turt. Butter is alive Yet. I still have my brain I I'm Tan right now. and it's This is temporary? Yes. Wait, tell them about your mom's She was like, arere you okay? And I'm like, this is me smiling Oh no, she goes. Maybe don't. Maybe don't smile. I just don't smile. But it also makes me realize how like I feel like if I was a man, this wouldn't affect me as much. I feel like men go I was even watching some like male basketball podcasts and like none of them smile They all just kind of like talk shit and like no one's they don't really laugh at each other that much And I'm like, I just have to pretend I'm like A male podcaster They don't have as much criticism. Well women are always it's like smile, smile, be pleasant, smile. but I'm also interacting with like Uberdvers and Everyday life, everyday life and I'm like buying something at the store and I'm like, they think I'm a bitch The good news is my speech is improving Me and Hann were straight up role playing last night because I was like, okay, give me a monologue and I won't look at you. And let me see if it sounds different and you sounded great. Thank you Can I enunciate and speak slower? Yes So anyway The reason I went to hang out with my parents this last weekend was for emotional support and thank God, they were there for me. They were amazing. But that's why my mom was like Mbe You come watch me do the national anthem And I was like, I need to get out of the house. L I have to stop ruminating about this And that's why when I was running and going through all that torture, there was like other levels to it that I was upset about Mind you, I posted the photo of the five K my mom tricked me into running, which willll post on the YouTube or Apple video if you get it. Everyone was mad about my shoes Mny I didn't even see them. Everyone was mad about my shoes. They were my Coco golf tennis shoes that I wore because I thought we were walking. to the race Also, yes, I was holding two Arizon ic teas and a banana because they were free Who's mad about two Arizona seas in a banana? That sounds like Anytime someone says Arizona ice tea, I'm in Yeah. I'm Yeahah, I'm com Yeah. Arizona, IC. I've never had have aip. Never finished one Do you know how fucking big some of them are massks, they're huge Mazookas So that's why I also look so miserable because I can't smile. So it was like It was a lot, but I do have to say, even though I've made fun of my mom so much, she's been My rock in all of this. and Lenore has been very very great about it. Like because you know when you're You don't want to stress other people out, you know? See when I was going through this, I was like everyone should be at the same exact stress level I'm at because this is a code red people. We have a serious problem on our hands. Eergency press conference code red. I need the gigglers love and support More than ever right now. You know when they say like something bad happens to your life and like the world just keeps spinning and like people just keep going about their days, That's how I felt. I was like, guys, how are you waking up and going to work? I can't move my mouth. No, it's crazy also and that's have like a high thought, but like how you can experience life so differently, L my life right now is literally just me navigating my smile And that's all I care about, that's all I think about. When I talk to someone, look at their smile. And you guys, it's like when you have a cold And you're like, I would give anything to be able to breathe through my nostril right now Yeah That's how I feel I'm like, if I could smile again, I don't care. was that humbling and it puts life into perspective. I truly think it was like a sign from God to both of us. Don't do it. I told you not to do it. You guys went and did it. And it's not for you. I don't think it's for us because I think there is this larger plan that we are like amazing actresses and we must be able to move our face. We must We have to have expression. We must alsoso I was afraid I put a hex on myself because the next one Sometimes I feel like people like siphon my energy and they get the outcome that I actually deserve. This is like out of some karmic shape you did, ' you know I've been clean Okay, so now I'm getting blamed. ver your karma? Okaykay, because I don't have enough of my own to deal with. right now, we're both on our periods. like we are the same thing. Hannah and I also literally Hannah got her period last night I got mine this morning So this is insane, guysys, I got for the first time ever, I got my period on a red eye What does that mean Nothing Wait, I went to my astrologyor today Did you talk to them Yeah What they say about they smile? Oh yeah, you're a fuck He started it out saying Everyone goes into nine year cycles. The hardest years are year two and year seven. You are currently in your year seven. And I was like Pfect But I feel like you've been having a good year I feel like I have been too and he was like But I rather you be in your bad year now because it's like it's like coming, it's almost over because next year is like best the most amazing year for you. And I was like, amazing and he was like Your manifestation powers next year off the charts He recorded it and he sends it to you and I'll put his name in our newsletter It was transformational It was one of the best readings because I haven't had a reading with him in six years. He goes, the last time I talked to you was twenty twenty. And I was like, which is crazy because it feels like yesterday Everything he said in that reading like happened. he was like, how motivated were you like months after we talked? And I was like, my career completely changed. And I broke up with my boyfriend. But he was like it was one of the most transformational things that you needed to go with go through to like get this motivation Did you learn anything else, N I learned that u What did I learn You actually five hundred dollars later. to reisten because you like black out when you're doing it because it's so much information. Here's the thing, sometometimes when you're going to like psychics or mediums or astrologers You have to like come up with your own questions and whether you're doing it for like thirty minutes or an hour. This guy I'm not kidding. this guy talked for one full hour. He was like, stop me at any time if you have questions. Is he also like a medium Or he's justad your chart. Astrologer. He's reading my chart. Astrologer I'm trying to think of like certain he just like certain things about my one thing about me. Nothing about partnerships, nothing about business partnerships Nothing about giggles, nothing about smiles Yeah, he did say that like next year because it's my manifestation year, it's just like everything I've ever want, which is like giggly squad. He did say things about like giggly squad this year. I'm gonna have to offline about something. I have to re listen because I blacked out during it and sorry, I put you on the spot. I put you on the spot. Also it's hip hA, like that was crazy of me. I know like that was a doctor That was insane Like we talked about my fertility was like that was insane. He said that there was one unique thing in my chart because he was like, yeah, typically I can see When motherhood, like where there's a gap in a chart, that would mean like that's when you're starting to have kids. He was like, because motherhood is like such a strong part of your existence and like your chart you can start you have free range to start and stop whenever you want because once you start, It's your whole life. like it's your You like it's actually the first time you ever feel fulfilled No, I'm gonna wait that's the sadest thing I've heard He also said it's the first time I ever feel like my love is going to like something worthy of it And I'm like So Scorpia. You are so no, I'm gonna cry. You're gonna love your baby so much. Not as much as Daphne, but like You will right you will So anyway, there was that. He did say there were three different spots where I could get married and one was in ten years and I was like Goodbye. Bye bye. I u I actually want to book him And he'll be like, can you please stop asking me about How long Dpore lasts He does like what's going on this year? What's happening this like next three months and then like what's happening next year for you Anyways, I honestly feel like I' a huge monkey off my back just telling the gigglers, I feel lighter than ever, but I need everyone. I've turned to religion. urned fully to religion I need everyone to pray to S. Anthony. You want to know what it is to find my smile. It's your karma from LastPod when you said you were agnostic and God said, Oh, really I think you'll be praying to me soon, B fully religious I'm Mormon I believe in Joseph White or whatever, Salamanders. I believe in it all and I need I need the power of prayer. I need the nuns, the sister nuns, Hi sisters. Hi sister, and you're so good at that sister.lease pray. Aur nuns allowed to get Botoks I'm sure I'm sure there's nothing in the Bible against it But it seems like a material item that they wouldn't care about I saw this video today and it was this mom asking her daughter a question and I want to see like what your initial answer is to it because I had my initial answer while I was watching it And she asked her If a guy came up to you and asked to asked you for help lifting something into his car, what would you say? A stranger Yeah, what's your initial thought? Hell no. Yeah. Nope. When he says, hey, can you help me lift this into my car Well, okay, there's a lot of scenarios. when in New York City, if a man like even says like, can I have the time or whatever? I'm like, no, thank you I just say ye, I do. I don't want to be connapped. Okay, say let's say it's not New York City walking down the street because you're right that is like So this is like a neighborhood thing Let's say you're in a parking lot I say so sorry, I'm running late. So sorry, I'm running late. So sorry, I'm running late. alsoso just broke my hand Okay, that's so funny. My hand's broken. sorry My first, I think the little girl said like you don't have arms that work. Oh, period. Sleigh My initial reaction was I just froze my eggs, I can't lift them It was the first thing I thought Sorry I have a doctor's note actually and I sorry I just got my period on a red eye Um alsoso be so real with you, I would I would help him. 'ause I'm like not cool Like I'd be like, sure. And then I'd be like, we'd be like I'd be like, Is there a head in that bag? And then I'd be like, canan't we just tell the sun gigly squad It's going to be so crazy. But you I think maybe you're helping because you didn't grow up in the suburbs where you didn't have to think No, you grew up Neworkity, What am saying you way more dangers? No, no dangerers everywhere. If it I would try to get the vibe, but also like I'll fight Like I'd be like, I'd love I'd love to fight this man right now. Well, because when I saw the video, I had a memory of my mom used to do that to me all the time when I was younger, like if time. Yes, if we ever went shopping just the two of us, which like That was all the time. But if we like left the mall and the sun was down and we were walking to our car before we would leave the mall, she would get her keys out, put them in between her finger I would say Okay You have to be alert. I mean, this started from like five years old. You have to be alert when you're in a parking lot. like you have to I mean, this was before phone. So this defitely didn't like help your anxiety though, but continue. You know you take on the nervous system of your mother. And let me tell you, parking lots are not good for us I came fully Wolverine, Kim Wolverine Ss if someone comes up to you You say absolutely not. L she would grab my hand like with her other hand and she'd be like, you just have to get to the car. you open the door, you don't talk to any. L it was very much a routine. There's a crazy story about my papa in Brooklyn and like the fifties, I guess. And there's a story about he said he was walking down the subway and some guy was walking up And he didn't like how the guy was looking at him, likeike he felt The guy was gonna like rob him or something. something So he broke his nose. I was like, pub, I feel like there were steps. Like what if the guy actually like what if he got weird Botox in his eye? And that's why he looked And he was like, well, I didn't want tona find out. I'm like, is that The other day I'm in Albany. I'm going on a walk in a park. My parents walk in a park. I'm with my mom, my brother's girlfriend were like walking all next to each other. This guy, there's also like buildings around this park that are like convention center or like some like random whatever. This guy like is coming around the corner from one of the buildings, but he's walking at me with a swift pace and I couldn't see his hand and his hand looked weird and I like was looking over my shoulder like every two seconds because I didn't He was like really coming close. whatever passes me and like keeps going. and I just like looked around and I was like, Gu, did anyone else think he was coming to stab me Also I love th, you're like, you' trying to sub me like not all you guys, L don't be jealous ight That guy looked like he was coming up from behind me and was gonna stab me in the side. Eyes and ears Stay The only person that came to my defense who was behind me was my brother who said I saw that guy I was watching him I said because he looked like he had a night. I do think that growing up in New York City, there's so many crazy people running around likeike just with knives all the time that you're just kind of like they're just wielding them. They're just wing knives at you know, seven AM on a Tuesday in Times Square. and you' just kind of like just stay alert Um, and But I've gotten myself in a lot of stupid situations more thing than I just remembered about my astrologist. He said that you're Three signs also have attached like child teenager adult And this was like when people say like oh, I have an old soul. that like really does mean something like you could legit have an old soul All three of mine are adults. And he was like, you really don't like Nonsense And he also said like there's no part of me that's like a baby. So like I'm never a cry baby. If there's any a time where I'm like feeling bad for myself or feel like a baby, I snap out of it immediately because I'm like, get over it. I'm kind of obsessed with you being born and you're like, I don't do that. wa, wa, wa, shit Well, he goes, Were you really mature as a child? And I was like I literally was like, I'm not playing outside, that's for kids. I have business to do L I'm a business womoman. I literally created a fake company sorry don't do choice time. I have meetings. I was like, I'm not playing house. I have a board meeting in the living room. Get it to like what? It was called Teter Totter Company And I ran it. Like I That's so funny. That's so interest. Yeahah, that's so, so interesting. like Like some people will always identify as children Yeah. And I don't. Do you know what's weird? And this isn't a brag because I really think like we me and you both need a cry more. I haven't cried once during this experience. I think more because I deal with self hate more than sadness So I've more just been angry at myself. I've just been like you stupid, stupid dumb bitch. Host of the podcast giggly Squad deals with self hate It's not gicks. Well, no one wants to admit it's a mental health pod 'use we don't market it that way. We don't market it that way because that'll scare people because no one wants to talk about their mental health. We're out here doing it I did see something that upset me We were talking about Javier Bardem He's shooting a movie like making out with Kate Hudson all over New York City right now don't know how actors do it Let's talk about it Like if I was Penelope Cruz and I saw Kate Hudson Who we love, by the way, my other bestie all over my husband pretending to be in love. I'm like that you guys are all in fake relationships. You're all cheaters, you're all in open relationships and just being like, oh, I'm just pretending to make out with him. It's not real. I'm just pretending If I had a nickel You know me, I'm a trustworthy person. I'm not I don't think everyone's cheating. L I always believe people Absolutely not. Yeah, how would you deal with your man? having a three where he's just like in love with Kate Hudson making out kissing. No He goes, babe, this is my job Let's do role play. I'm literally getting emotional and annoyed. B not.ave, I I went to I went to France to study acting to get this role with this amazing director, and I need to Yeah, it happens to be Kate. Kate and I are friends. Kay and I are just friends When I say I think all people are cheating, I don't really mean that. I do I think there are more professions lead and lend itself to cheating. likeike, okay, if you're a professional athlete, nine times out of ten I kind of think you're cheating or you have cheated or whatever If you're an Aas actor, yeah, I think that like maybe you probably have also I think it has to be something that It's such a unique situation that has to be talked about way before you get married. I mean, the only thing is is that they're both actors. You they both have this brain and have been in situations where they have to do this. So I don't think they see it. Here's the other thing. We've never been in a situation where we've been in a movie or a television show where we're making out someone J like everything else, I imagine that it becomes so mundane And Analytical inter tns I think they' I think they little works and they're a bunch of little freaks. See, I don't I think in some situations, yes, but I think the majority of the time it is really work. Like if he came home every night being like, ah, fucking Kate, she's so annoying I actually think that's a red flag I dont coming home and complaining about someone I actually don't like that. I'm playing chess checkers, you're playing chess I'm like, wait, she's like this much in your head that you like have feelings of dislike toward her, you should feel nothing. Ooh, you should feel nothing, period. You should feel nothing that down. No, my man is not coming home from work and telling me some story about some woman that like is I think we're both correct in this in that ye, if as always. it's just if there There's been multiple movies that people fall in love, like Brad and Angelina U Also, I did like one shoot with like a male model for tennis. And we had to like be like smiling at each other and like there was like, Fyanon I was like Is that my husband That's the equivalent of like an airport crush Yeah. It's like because in the moment and it's going to be over soon and I don't actually have to know this person because he is probably a loser freak. But like right now, he's hot and he's my husband in the airport. But that's why you cheat because you're like, I have a full family at home guy seems fun. Also, Pigge, you did all those like romantic coversvers for like novels. didid you ever have like, I mean, I know you're like sixteen, but like were there other teenage boys that you had to like take photos with You know what? No. I never did any modeling with boys That was in your contract. Kim put that in the contract? No, yeah. Oh, you know what There used to be this one store. I don't even know if it's a store still. It was called Bob's. like department store? Bob's, Not Bob's discount furniture. No, different Be it' sold clothes. And I remember I had like a week long shoot in New York and there was a boy my age. I have no idea what his name is. I could never even tell you what he looked like. But of course, I had a crush on him. Yeah. Of course. We had to hold hands. I had never held hands before. I said yeah C be now basically Yeah. And then I grew up and I said that in a scene Um Do you think Penelope Cruise is at home being like Kate's blonde. so he's not I know for a fact that Penelbi Cruz is actually acting right now and in like a romance of her own that she's acting Like they're both doing the same thing. That's their job You know the character of the person that you're marrying. You know deep down in your gut if they're gonna to cheat on you or not, I feel like. And I also feel like you know Maybe because I'm just crazy intuition wise, you know when something's off I just also think people in Hollywood are inherently like super insecure because they have to have They have to be famous and have people think they're amazing. So like that doesn't bode well for like having a relationship where the person's constantly making out with other A list actresses or actors loveove the word bode Actually, I'm obsessed that I said that. I've never said that before in my life. No like I'm sick. I love that. Like bode well. It's just like that could be the name of your son, bode. Bode. Wait, you know what I want you to name your daughter? and you know what it is, but you won't do it What? Ryan Oh want a mid gir named Ryan. I know. And so it goes so well for your family. I like the name like Stevie and Scottty and like for girls, but I don't want them to have to be like My name's Francine, but call me Frankie. Like I'm really obsessed with them not having to waste like those seconds of their life constantly. You know what I think about a lot? We're at the age now where like our friends are naming kids, we're thinking about kids' names, like kids are around. Weere' the age When I was younger, I would always think like, oh my God, when when it's time for me to name my kids, am I not going to be able to pick this name because I know someone this name And like now I'm at the age and I'm like, yeah, I could never name a baby that. because I cringe at just to the like sound of it No, it's bad because especially when you've like dated a bunch of guys They ruin every baber name for you Yeah because then next thing, you know, you're like Okay, now it reminds of the guy used to yell at his grandma. Like now like I can't just enjoy the name. There was a baby name that I thought was so cute and I like always loveved this name. And I don't know, I was like dating someone and I like went through his phone or something and he was like texting a girl with this name. And I was like I remember being so pissed. I was like, no, because and then I was like, no, I'll forget about it. I'll forget about it. No I didn't forget for that. Also I date guys with names that I like. Like I don't date guys with weird ass names. So like literally every good name I fuckking I fuck Well what are we supposed to just be out here changing men's names? Well But then it's like what if I have a son and then that guy's like, wow. She's obsessed me She named my son, her son after me I'm trying to think if I've ever dated someone with like a weird name Oh Yeah Do you know I dated someone one time named Desmond Yeah. How have you never told me that I feel like I have. I was in college. Wait, did you date my husband is this job. but he was Irish. I dated for like a summer. Like when I tell you it was like girliiest college summer flang ever. It was like. Did you have an Irish accent? No. But he had like blue eyes, brown hair He would like come to the door and like Ring the doorbell to pick me up for din Oh my go. It was like a real summer fling. I think I was like twenty Cute Anyway, whyise C every week. Like what's everyone? All of a sudden, one day I woke up and everyone was just like, in Can. You didn't come to Canne. I'm like, where every what's everyone doing Curely not everyveryone needs to be there. Also, it's not like Ne door these I'm like you' going across the world for a panel This is a lot This is a lot. You could do virtual, you know? You could do a Zoom. I feel like I see something about Can and I'm just like, no. No, but also Can. they just had the film festival, and now they're doing like an advertising festival. Everything's a festival. There's a lot of festivals, which are better than parades, I will say. I just want to end here because I have been doing some like thoughts and reflection If there's one thing about me, I like to acknowledge when I've changed my mind because I think it's important to let women know that it's okay to change your mind. That's what growing and expanding, and that's what life is all about And so I do think that there are certain situations where it is okay to say one thing and do the other. And I think there are situations where it's okay to be hypocritical The more I think about it the more I really put some thought into it Actually K of love That Tayl Swiff's getting married Madison Sare Gard. I thought you' were going to say you're getting Bot Toks It's official. She's getting married. No I mean, I think so that's like what the chatter has been Why not Have some whimsy. She's in the heart of New York City, arrguably the best city in the entire fucking world. The energy just alone on that day will be so insane. I feel like that's like good karma Madison Square Garden, she's performed there. It was probably a major highlight of her career, the first time she ever sold out Madison Square Garden. It's iconic. People from all over the fucking world know what Madison Square Garden is. The security detail would be so top notch, not a single paparazzi would be able to get a photo or even get close to getting into the building. I think that's probably a massive peieace of mind for her. Surely she has to think about people trying to like legit come and like what are they gonna do about the ice rank? I don't know. And then the other thing is she is a billionaire. So she has the capacity to hirear anything she wants. Do anything she could make it look like a literal completely different place in there. She better invite the whole next team I think she will. That's the other thing people are like, she's inviting a thousand people. Yeah. I kind of feel like that might be like a lie. I actually think it will be like a normal sized wite. I heard that there's a lot of people being invited. Really It's going to be like a crazy spectacle and I think good for her, like lean in, have fun. Do your thing Like, I'm exhausted. Like I like, I'm exhausted I love her like halway through. she's like, we should have just elowed, this kind of fucking crazy. Yeah I mean, just personally, the older I get, if I like think about like what my wedding could potentially be, I do feel like it gets chiller and chiller Oh for sure For sure you're like, let's do a brunch. Like I really do just think about my outfits. As long as I have enough things to change outfits, then I'm like, I don't really Your wedding day is gonna be you doing a photo shoot for three fucking hours, different backgrounds I do have some type of cape idea that like I'm like where am I making this work? Like I have been ruminating on a cape for like years now No, you're gonna have to do a reveal. It's gonna be a whole thing. And then when the party actually starts No one's know where you are. People are be like, He over page. want this one certain drone shot. Yeah. You're gonna get the shot and you're gonna get out of there. and then you're gonna the guys go home. this is weird Then you're gonna find it, you're going to post.'s be iconic and you're like, amazing. We got the shot and your husband's like, We didn't even say I do Yeah. He's like, you skipped the whole ceremony, babe. He's like, we're We're good. Okay, so Here's what we're doing for the weekend We're just like, wishing Hannah well. We're like we're just like we're sending goodbyes. positive energy. I honestly, like I cook right now just thinking like Having the gigglers know what I'm going through makes me feel less alone because I felt really alone this last week besides My mom who betrayed me and you and my husband and my cat who butter never smiles and everyone I mean, people talk sh youit about butter, though also One quick announcement too to make me feel better. Do Des's Hulu special drops. Oh yes. drops today. Bring that up on Friday. Go watch Des' Special. If you feel weird watching just like a man, get another man that you know in your life Um, it could be your dad, it could be like, Probably yeah If you have a boyfriend, if you don't have a boyfriend, like good ood job Um a man you met once just like send him the link. I don't know But u Everyone watch it and message him and tell him your favorite jokes because we support one man in the arts in this family DM does, but I didn't know what to say so I just did the hands up emoji He probably loved it. Two sccorpios trying to show affection Yeah, it's like goodood job, good job over there. I love you guys. Thank you for not pretty going Thank you for taking the time. Thank you're taking the time at our emergency press conference and we'll keep you posted and things are going to get better. L life can be hard sometimes