Cat behavior and final thoughts

Step kiding. Sry, fix a liPx Mful that it We can't be maned What's up giggles. Yeah. So someone messaged me and said I was listening to Paige tell a story about how her ears were ringing. I just wanted to let her know that that actually could be a health concern. It doesn't always mean people are talking bad about you. Tell me, I'm not I go not in Italian. not in Italian. I also want to apologize to the community for saying that Mormon house, Mormon secret wives was better than Vaner Pump Rules. I was just having a moment of excitement and I apologize that wasn't true. Well, everyone's entitled to their own opinions. And if you feel like you had a better time watching that over the past couple of weeks That's okay. Thank you for validating my feelings Also, just want to start out with our womoman of Stem of the Week up top. There's a woman who does Uber eats deliveries and she realizes that when she takes a picture of the food and she puts her feet in them, she gets bigger tips. So that is our womoman of Sum of the Week. I can't believe you just said that because I have what pissed me off this week What is it You know how Uber launched? they're like, o, you can request a woman to drive you. Amazing. I love that feure. What a great feature, Awesome. When I have really heavy bags though, I'm not putting that on the girls Anyway, I digress Also women can work for sex traffickers. so you're not fooling me, honey. You're actually not fooling me. Wh Uber has messed up with this is When I'm doing an Uber Eats grocery order Why can't I pick a woman? And I don't know if this is what Darwin had in mind when he discovered natural selection. Uber eats delivery drivers, who are men who go into the grocery store Are you alive Are you alive? Because whenever I'm doing a grocery order from Uber Eats, it's because oop, I need like two things that I forgot that I'm not going to the store by myself or I need something really heavy, like a twenty four case of water bottles. So I'm going to Uber eat that and add a couple other things. When I have a woman I actually messaged my woman the other day and I said, I'm so thankful that you are a woman Because I've been trying to get garlic now for forty eight hours. Okay, so don't tell me that they're out of garlic and then send me a picture of a plastic bag with a million garlic cloves unshelled. I want them in their home. I want them as God intended them. door. Okay they give you the minced cut up ones? No, they sent me like a bag of like I was like, no, I don't want a bag of garlic that someone in the backroom like unpeeled all of them. I want it in its' home. I know it's there. I know it's there. The next morning I did the same order. She got it So if you're really interested in women's rights, I the option on Uber eats to get women also, because let me tell you something, all the men aren't gonna be able to work for Uber real soon. And that' that's just a natural selection that has nothing to do with us. I distinctly remember my mom having fights with my dad ' she'd give him the list. Did your mom have like a wrist? She'd say, this is the list, This is all you have to do is get the six things on this list And he would come back, he'd lose the list, something happened where he couldn't find anything. He bought completely wrong thing. And I just remember I'm like, this happens every time A sentence that is burned in my brain is where's the goddamn list? And that's from my dad. that's a direct quote from my dad. Gary Shakespeare Dorbo And there's so many times that he's come home and my mom has been like, okay, but this isn't one. And he's like, Kim, they didn't have it. They didn't have it, Kim. And she's like, donon't make me go over the head she. I know that they did. I know they said I know they did. My dad also would on the list of things we need, he would like write jokes at the bottom. like he'd write a backhand. Seet. Yeah, so like he'd have his little jokes, but my mom was like, it's not and it isn't funny. This's so funny That is a good game show though Like dad's trying to remember their children's birthdays. Yeah. And where what is it? we're like Like my dad, the other weaponized incompetence Period. But my dad the other day, he like wasn't answering his phone and I was like, Oh, silly dad. or like my mom doesn't answer. I'm like So sheitch? She' said a titch She's dead somewhere. She went to a doctor's appointment. She she didn't tell me about it. Now she's dead on the table. Like I got my dad, and like he left his phone in the car. No, I was like my dad forgot how his phone works. That's okay. Meanwhile, when my mom, when she answers on the first ring That's what you love is Do you ever call your mom and your dad answers and you're like U I'm calling for a reason. like can you gather like sometimes I almost feel bad because I'm like, oh There's for you. like I actually called for a mom What's the TikTok? This is my house. It's Pam I don't I don't know that. I'm the owner of this house. so yeah. No, my dad's answered before and it's like when she's in the shower, and I'm like, I'll call back. thank you Also last night, the last Curista as a word aired. Wait, can I give some tea So this is so funny. We get in and they put us in like these seats. They put us se fr. Thank you. Bowwen and Matt treating us They put us right in the front. I'm so excited. I'm sitting there all titillated. I love watching other people perform And the camera guy I love watching other people perform. So this camera guy comes and he just looks at us and he goes, You guys somewhowouse And and you didn't hear him say this. He just asked me because I was on the corner. And I look at him and I go now He walks away, comes back, He goes, You guys are supposed to be sumer house. And I go Yeah. Well, Sierra was sitting like right behind us. So I go, I mean, the people I think they're going to be summer house and he goes, No, you all are supposed to be summer house. I go, Okaykay, I have fired. I looked at I have fired. He goes, hold on one second He walkks back home. He goes, Are you sure you're not summerouse?'m like it's complicated. It's whole thing. I'm just not aligning myself right now I know it's just not really my brand like I know that I'm back on Bravo today, but like overall I just don't this guy was like, we're going live in three minutes. What the fuck are you talking about? And I was like, there was like a lot that went on that like it's been like six years. L I'm not on somewhmerhouse.ike it's actually super nuanced and like I could explain it to you, but like I'm not sure we have the time. I mean some people know from somewhouse people I never forget. I also do this like kind on the street thing sometimes on TikTok that people. Do you have a Hulu account? I honestly, I started doing sets at the stand and like I really started to find my comedic voice on stage.ally it was so fucking could not get myself to be like, yeah,' I'm part of summer house. It felt like Vitriial to be like Vitriial. Yeah, it's like no. L I actually I was like, go back to your team. explain the nuances And let's not label people I wrote I wrote down Mandy Moore because oh my Godd, we walked by her she performed. And with Bowen and Matt. And I just feel like as a society, as a whole, as a collective, especially as millennials I feel like we're not putting enough onus on Mandy Moore's career and how much she impacted our lives. Like Mandy Moore actually was the first pop star I knew of. like before Before Brittneany and Christina like really came into my world I was a Mandy Moore girl Really? Well I feel like No. This was a long time ago. so if I get this not fully correct D't at me, but You know it's really funny to think about like Like our moms sayaying like like Gen Z jargon in everyday life. Like immagine if you just heard Lenora be like, and don't at me, but I' finish a sentence. She actually does because she listens to giggly squads so much later that day. She was like, I was so page coded. But I feel like it was a timing thing where there were too many girls of similar fonts, like there were too many blondes. I' be so real with you. They were like Either go brrunette Or we don't have space for you here. Like they had because they had Jessica Simpson, they had They had Christina and they had Brittany and Mandy Moore was like as good. likeike I loved Mandy Moore, but it seemed like timing was wrong. She should have eyed her hair red name a red head pop star, Vitamin C We didn't have a red headed pop star. We still don't really have we have Chapel Ran You even see her as like a pop star. No No. Also our generation, we had A Ton ars Like the past ten, fifteen years, who were their pop stars A reallyer Swift? Ariana. Yeah, but Ariana is wasn't doing tours like Brittany and Christina were doing and Destiny's Ch. We're doing tours You are so nostalgic, Wait, I'm charging my computer You literally just want to talk about your childhood. I just love Our era of pop stars and the girls. I did just post Eve, the rapper EV. Yeah on my Instagram, I just love finding old songs that were so fucking good. That was from two thousand one Besides nine eleven, that was an amazing year. I love that you had no reaction to that I deseruesday nine and eleven and I thought must's just switch the topic Wait, spepeaking of nine and eleven did you see that the Ns parade like downtown this was downtown this morning Um to be I don't want to be negative. I don't. I don't want my like initial thoughts on things to be negative. I want to be a positive person. When I saw the parade on TV and I saw that it I think one of the news reporters said like there's three million people down here. My first thought was Why in the fuck Well, also, you know how I feel about parades. Yeah Yeah I don't think they're I don't think they're appropriate. But this is thing, these people are not like us and I admire them so much to be like They want to add a life experience to their life and have a core memory. No one's got to be anywhere on a Thursday at ten AM I was like and then I'm looking, I'm looking. And obviously the majority are men. and I'm like, Oh no, like the loneliness epidemic, how will you guys survive? Also the smoking of cigars is so funny to me. Like imagine if like The women's tennis player who won the US Opens just smoking a cigar on a L screen. I've never been around a man smoking a cigar until Joe. It's a culture. It's a culture. It's a whole thing It's a whole world that I had no idea about Men are spending their money on specific weird shit Like watches cigars I've also have never really been around someone that golfed as much as Joe golfs. How do you feel? Beause Des is a golfer I always say before you have a family Quite nice Here's my thing with golf and this is like so candid, I almost like want to whispery No whisper. J whisper. Just say it. Here's the thing I don't care when you're golfing. I don't care. I don't have kids, so I don't have to go as hard. So you do and go wherever you want to because I certainly will as well. That's not where my problem lies. My problem lies is when you come home I don't need to talk about it. I don't need to know how everyone else did. I don't literally Joe texted me the other day. It was like, I'm playing really bad. I texted him back and I go, Kim, there are people that are dying. I go, I your sister's going to jail. I'm like stop taking selfies of yourself. I don't care. So that's where and I didn't realize that's what the girls were dealing with. I thought that they were like the majority mad that they were leaving at times or it was like I plann something for a Saturday afternoon. I didn't realize the other part of it was that you have to then talk about it. Well, sometimes they for fun like bet money And I know like Doz and his friends just for fun will like put five bucks in whatever. so come home. he'll be like, babe I made thirty dollars today And I'm like, I'm what Yeah I'm so wet from this. I feel like you liking sports, if someone came home and was like greatreat golf story today, you would be like, okay, I'll listen The thing also with Des is he does wake up really early. like he starts golfing at seven AM. So by the time he gets home at like eleven I already just had my coffee. I'm like excited to see him. Okay But some men will just like be gone the entire day I just wonder like Because I know the men aren't talking about anything interesting. So I'm like, how are you guys not getting bored? Also, I went to Shinnack which is the practice for the U. S. Open menens So what's so interesting about golfers as a sports podcast You can't tell who the professional athletes are versus like the coaches, the managers, the agents walking around, because it was like a practice because they all have the same body type. Like you know when like the basketball team comes in, everyone's like the basketball Those basketball players. No one knew who the golfers were. It was just a bunch of dudes with pants and colored shirts. And some of the agents were more fit than the golfers And I was confused. Hannah, that is so y. I kept like smiling at everyone, then I was like, whoo's who S do golfers, are they like not working out They don't have like they can have guts. Because they kind of just need power. Yeah. And like they're not burning a whole lot of calories just. swinging and then getting in a but then some of them work out a lot and then some of them get injured because they worked out too much erest Like they got two jacked Yeah, they just have to really like hit it heart. Also, I don't care. like we've been talking about this week. Also, I don't give a fuck about these guys. I also do think that if you wanted to, you'd be so good at golf because You have a winkpan of like if I wanted to, I could. but if you wanted to, you could. wait, one more thing about Les cal Tistas? Yeah. One of the more embarrassing things happened to me U Instagram Like the day before I see a message from Matt. Yeah Bowen and you in a group chat. And Matt said something funny that made us laugh And then I scroll up And I realized like I'd missed all of it. So then I'm like, oh my Godd, I'm so sorry, I missed like the previous conversation. Then I realized he had added me to an old conversation that you guys had had from when you won Cool Girl of the Ye, the previous year. So then I and I'm like honestly like I know them, but I don't know them enough to be like so stupid over DM's. Yeah. So then I had to be and I can't uncend it. O on S andL. I have respect. I'm not un. So then I'm like over explaining what that I'm then I'm like, I'm a fucking idiot. I'm so sorry I'll see you guys there and don't tell them Don't tell the camera guy that I wasm someh The guy's only job was to record me you and Sierra. and I was literally being like, you're in the wrong place, bro b syrup took my scarf Almost suo choked me and then started started like swinging it The scarf was actually dangerous at some point. It was. It was a health hazard at some point My thing, when you came and told me that, like, oh, they added me to your original group chat so I could see the previous messages, The first thing I thought was What is any girl in high school doing Like Could you imagine being in high school, you're DMing with your friend, you're talking shit about someone, thenen you guys get into a fight. They add the third girl in. She sees everything you guys have said. I'm like No, I just say let people know. because well I scrolled up and it was literally Matt being like, thank you so much for coming. and only you responded. And I was like, oh my God, how did I ignore Matt? And then it was just me being like, Sorry, I don't you know what's going on Yeah, that's a crazy feature and I didn't know they had that. So Hannah T Honestly DM's are like, I don't even know what's going on with DMs. I still don't know if people can see if I read their DMs or not. My Instagram has a lot of bugs, so like I don't really know what's going on. I can't see any of my mentions. If I click a DM and then I click off of it, it's de It's gone forever. So I've been like I've like tried to respond to people and then it's gone So Whatever, who cares U I canceled my Botox appointment for next Friday because my mom keeps sending me videos about how it goes right into your brain She said you want to numb your brain Wait, I'm upsesset. She's like theres What are those like eating things that eat your an ama? amba an amoeba There's amoba toxins. Also, do you know the difference between disport Botox of set of fill The way I think about it. is they all sound like aliens This is the way I think about it. You know a bandid The brand is bandaid. Got it That's not a band aid Botox is the brand, but there's other ones all do the same thing, but they're not called Botox. Botox just has the the best PR I also could have just made that up, but I'm pretty sure that's how it is So no, I actually don't know the difference between Botox and disport I know that If you metabolize one or the other faster, they give you the other one Do you think your Botox has worn off yet fully. from your lip. Not fully. How did it affect your mental health It affected my mental health in multiple ways. Because I waited so long to do it and then I felt like I went against myself because like I you went against your own gut because you felt peer pressured from your own self. And then I hated then like people would already like comment like, oh my go, she's gotten so much work done. So then after I got Botox, they were like, well, I know for her fact she gets Botox. I'm like, I haven't had you bitches wish I had a surgery on my face You pitches wish I had a nose jroob But so that like piss me off I did post a photo, I think of when I was little and someone's like, I knew you got filler. I was like, I'm an infant in that photo literal li child. They were like, look how small your lips are. I'm like, just I'm two weeks old. Did you watch maternal instinct Now let me do a warning. I'm not gonna say what happened. Okay. This first episode, I'm not gonna spoil it and I will give you guys time until Monday to watch it, but then I'm spoiling it because we have to talk about what happens. Wait, there's more than one episode No, there's one. What one. Okay, yeah.s like an hour and a half. I don't w want to give the ending away. Okay. Yeah, because this is a big one This is the kind thing where you're like, ye, this is fucking crazy and then it ends and you're like Well you're just like it's starting and you're like, okay, like, yeah, crazy. And then you're like, she's not gonna There's no way she she's not great Also like part of me was like, How did we go from A to Z? Like there was no reason for it to end the way it did. Like there's so many levels of crazy. And look, one thing about me, I hate calling a woman crazy. This one is crazy Well, here's why I think it's so scary when women do evil things becauseuse they're smart because they're so smart. So like if you have a girl who legitimately hates your stinkking guts or like wants to wish harm on you. That's one of the scariest things in the world. I'd pick a man over a girl who hates me That's why I primarily fight with men. because knowing a girl hates you, you literally are like she could be ten steps ahead I'm walking into what she wants me to do right now. L who knows. No they're terrifying. Dude, I just saw a news article in that like two girls, I think it was like downtown. It was either downtown New York or like or like over right in Jersey City. And it was like two girls got acid thrown on them. Yeah just like walking down the street that it was like a targeted attack. It was like a guy. It was two people on a moped. They don't know if it was girls or guys That is Can you stop scaring people?. peopleople areing. Everyone be alert. you have to be alert. We've become Italian mom. She's like once girl was just J just like you walking down the street Siano hit her in the head. No, people can get so jealous of you that Rather than trying to kill you, they just want to like destroy your life very scarything made me feel good about my enemies was I was you know, I was getting those quotes and how like your enemies believe in you more than you believe in yourself Yeah And I was kind of like, holy shit, you're my cheerleader. You're my everything. You're my doctor, you're my engineer. you're my Jalen Brunson. Yeah, but you have like normal enemies. I have enemies that are like I'll find where you live And I'll find where your cousins W. I love a word debating who has worse enemies. Oh a kitty just jumped up. Oh hi, Kitty. I found out because I'm a Scorpio Rising someone was like, Hey, Scorpiion Rizing, people are gonna really fucking hate you Groups of people are going come together and be like, I don't fuck with her and they're not gonna to like you and you either have to accept it and move on or your life's going to be living hell. And I was like, cool, cool, cool, cool, glad I saw this TikTok. And because you're a Leo, you like I can't hide. Yeah. and like people just gravitate toward you. Yeah, we have different types of enemies and we trigger different things in people And that's why we're best friends. Yeah. Wait, Okay, so back to this documentary. Oh yeah, do you w to explain or do you want me to start? The one thing I wanna say about it and this is why I think that gossip is so important. Oh, yes. They were in the smallest town in America. And a bunch of people knew this bitch was nuts and no one said anything because they did not want to get involved in like gossip or drama. But like it is so important to talk to your friends and be like No, this is what I heard and that pch is nuts. I do think it's a red flag when you meet some them. someomeone and they immediately start demonizing someone, whether it's a guy demonizing an ex or or you're someone demonizing a friend. like Granted, there are obviously bad people, but when someone goes too hard Like I don't like that. It should be more like, yeah, I don't fuck with her, but like whatever. like I wish her well instead of this okay So this girl She's beautiful. She comes she's in the town and she meets Por wade poor wid He just likes the farm. He stays busy all day. Red hair And he's sweet. And he's chunky and Yeah. And he just like wants to like do country stuff and like. And his friend, what about his friend that was like care what no other folks do. I loved that so much. I was like I don't care what other folks do. No those like he was like, I will get the gossip, but I just live my life And I don't care what's going on But then you know, he sat there at the end and was like, damn, I should have ask one question. I should ask two questions, maybe Oh damn. So anyway, he has pigs, he has a farm and he's just like, I'm a hard working country guy. I love when people from the country and People might findy New Yorkers from from New York which is so valid, but like country people are like Do you like a country song? 'cause that's all I'm looking for in a girl. Would you listen a country song with me and just sit out by the country and talk about the country and talk about how those city folks are so weird, but we got the country. We got sunsets. Yeah and trees. So anyway, the Wave is doing this thing She comes into his life. She lo they like And she immediately is like, I have a lot of money But I can't get it because of my trust Which if I had a nickel, I had a nickel. Do you remember there was a man in our life that was like I can't get a tattoo or I won't get my trust. And we were like that makes sense. So she's a combination of a lot of mental illnesses. First, she's full. it's very con manan things and I do have to say I'm kind of obsessed with con men. I'm kind of obsessed because everyone else has to live with reality and they're like I won' I'm just not. And when you believe it yourself, that shit's real for you. And that's why you don't align with Summer House T the cameraman to step back No I love people that don't live in reality. I like So she basically is like I'm loaded and I'm getting you a chuck because I love you. So if you know a country man There's nothing they love more. then a trip I told you once I met these country guys and they're like, we're gonna to come pick you up on our truck. And I was like a hub truck. Like I never know what a truck. I was like, I'm from New York. Like you me like a moving truck? Like, what do you talk about a truck Just say SUV anyway So he gets his big truck and then she wants to be sweet with the mom. So she somehow buys the mom this like really nice Now the mom because she's a woman, is like, let's look into this a little because this is kind of strange that this girl's like a month in buying everyone things And they're like No one paid for that car and we have to take it back Yeah, got repossessed within like three weeks. You know what it is also with C men They go so crazy. that it's like so unrealistic that you can't wrap your head around it. 'a then she goes, I want to buy this like twenty million dollars acre farm four million. And she sits the whole family down to like present it to them that she's gonna On Christmas. On Christmas. And they have footage. That's why documentaries just so good nowadays. They have footage of everything. That's why Ben Stilller was like at the game with his sideways camera just getting footage. I wouldn't have been surprised Ben Stiller was at there Christmas holding his horizontal phone We're about to make history. We're about to make history. And she's tell she's like, I've found this farm and we're going to live. And everyone's kind of like Okay, go off, like we're proud of you guys. Have ever been to Oklahoma? We've been to Oklahoma City Okay, very,,, right,, whichich is Oklahoma. But Kansas city's not in Kansas. It's in Missouri. I digress. Yeah. And you know what? And you know what And you know what, whoever was going through something on that day that that got named They go, you know how we're going confuse those New Yorkers, those dumb New Yorkers. We're going to call like Kansas and Missouri. No really throw them. They'll never find us. So then she's like, I don't fuck with my mom. Wh look There are people who have bad relationships with their mom, totally fine. but she's like, my mom's trying to steal my trust. My mom is the worst person in the world. My mom's evil. And the mom's nowhere to be found In any event, the mom's not invited. I thought we were going to see the mom at some point Well, finally someone contacts the mom And the mom is basically like That but is crazing. Yeah She's like, but I can't say anything. because then I won't be able to see my granddaughter Which made so much sense And then we find out she has these other former friends. Do you want to tell them about the former friends? No, you can keep going. Okay So have these former friends And they because you were on your phone the whole time. Who remember how they actually knew that we were like Yeah, they were just like friends and one of them gets pregnant and she became obsessed with her pregnancy. Yes. and she was just like, she was being so weird I had to distance myself, which I know on this podcast we're all about like pointing out the things that men do and we're like always all for the girls. but if you get a gut feeleling about a girl That is not being ot a girl's girl that is not being like a mean girl. If you get a gut feeling about someone, nine times out of ten, it is right. And she basically it was like she was being so fucking weird about my pregnancy. And then she started working for a company and boss had a daughter who passed away She tells the boss, I had a daughter who passed away and they like bond over it Bossoma finds out she's lying about it. alsoso finds out she's never done a slick a work since she's been there. Like she's just fucking around, not doing calls, not doing meetings, but I guess she's whichich is illegal It's not illegal, but also I'm like go' another bad thing here And that's not why she's a bad person Wait Hannah, I were on a Zoom I can't go oom with you anymore. Like we actually I actually that was my worst one. That was my worst One? I have to pull up your p. texted Hannah and I go, I literally don't know what's going on in this zoom. And then I said something during the zoom. and then I realized that everyone knew I didn't know what was going on because they laughed at me. I said And all I said was, I'm so excited and they They're so on to you. like because all of sud happened. then you go, I love school. Like you said something crazy. were like And I said, I'm so excited too. And they go, okay. Okay, I have an earnest question to ask you. Could you tell that I was online shopping during it No, I thought you were going to text me back, but you didn't. So like I saw you looking at something and I was like, o, obviously something's more important. But I obviously didn't know you were online shopping. There was But yeah, you were like, I actually have no idea what is going on. Also, you're like obsessed with sending me invisible text messages, which is like actually giving me a next level adrenaline hit. Like now when I see one coming in, I'm like, o Like I freak out. You have certain fr groups in your life that really give. actuallyct shout out to all the friend groups that are out here doing the work so that like When you're in your like peaceful era, You can stick I have a friend Mhm. Her name's Alie. Yeah And everyone sometimes me and Hannah will be on the phone and I'll say to Hannah, we're so We're so vibing and we're so content and we're like, wow, we're really like working so hard in our lives. And like I just feel real peace right now. And I'll say, why don't text Allally S See if she's got a little something for us. Aie keeps me fed like to the point that she'll tell me something like really upsettingly crazy and I just I just want you to know thank you Thank you for making me feel alive. in my heart and in this moment So shout out to Allie for having fun. because look, she's single. Yeah.s she's out there. She's in the st. Shes doing work. Yeah She could have been in the Nick's Parade today. Who knows she's everywhere.? Actually, one of my girlfriends was at the Nicks parade and she's my friend and I'm like I'll text and be like, what are your girlfriends fighting about? Well, I've actually tried to infiltrate her friend group too because she hangs out Like with the Nicks fans all the time. Yeah This pod is about us finding other people that have stuff going on and then spilling it on the pod. I'm like, guys, I know a girl you're not going to believe this But anyway, ye, so Finally, this girl tells Wade, a little country buubin Wade that she's pr We. I like don't hate the name Wade I don't hate it, but I don't love it giving de it's giving like Mormon It's giving like douy Mormon, like the cool Mormon guy who like if he was in a normal city, everyone be like, whyy is he talk like that? But in Mormont toown, they're like, it's Wade and he's like, what's up guys? Yeah, he's like quirk,' fan He's got like a really good personality, but he's not the cutest, but his girlfriend's gorgeous. That's like Wade from Utah. Yeah, yeah. So why is his name Dakota Like no one addresses it The whole no one's ever said, Hey How do we get here? Well, because you're saying because you think that's a girl's name. No, just because I like that's the kind of thing you say, give me the backstory Yeah Like you don't just let someone say my name is Dakoda and you go, Oh Obviously No, I need to be with you the next time you say to someone, I why don't give me the backstory on that one 'cause there's gotta be something here. No one's just no one's just at the hospital saying, honey, what about DZakota? Well, this is a thing about Dakota on Mormon Housewives literally takes till the reunion for him to be like, by the way, I was on heroin for ten years and we're like, we don't talk about that. I'm like, this is a huge part of why he's brain dead. And no one talks about it. I'm like the guy has been struggling in act of addiction and everyone's just like, well, I think he's trying to survive. Yeah, but he's also the worst. And he's the worst But anyway, So she says, Wade My country bumpin wade, I'm pregnant And he's like, I didn't really want a daughter, but here we are. it's a whatever. But then she starts doing the thing where she's like You can't come to this. You can't come to the doctor with me. She sends ultrasound to someone And the date is twenty sixteen. And the lady They just met this girl. so' they're like questioning everything. so they tell her, Hey, why is I say twenty sixteen? She immediately responds and is like, oh, there was a mistake at the hospital. This happens. Be it's like twenty nineteen, right I think it was after COVID. It was maybe I don't know, but it was past twenty sixteen So she she's being a little sloppy So people are kind of on to her And then some photos she looks pregnant, some she doesn't. She does a whole photo shoot with a fake belly and the craziest thing about it is Weed has never seen her stomach He's like, she doesn't let me touch her. She doesn't let me have sex with her. How was there that one moment in those nine months that he was like Can I see The baby stum They didn't have sex for nine months. Yeah, Wade's like, she's not letting me touch her 'cause she's insecure, 'cause she's pregnant and I respect her space. I'm like, she's just eating a lot of Cheetos. point are you not having sex with your husband where like then you're saying something. L how long are you going beforefore you're like, oh, we should about this? Yeah Nine months. No, no, no,'s crazy. That's crazy. Wh is busy on the farm Way's been on the farm and I think I'm going a month Well, he said she would just like go in the bathroom and like put the shower on and then be like on her computer like making up lies But also in the meantime, she had to make money. So what she did was she became a photographer And she became a wedding photographer. Sometimes I sometimes when you T describe what happens in documentaries, I think, did I watch this That's like when Grace post memes from. the episode and Literally you say things I'm like, I never heard her say that. L The funniest line in the world, I'm like, I wasn't there for that. I didn't don't hear your comeback If someone calls me after we record giggly squad and says like, Oh, would you talk about a giggly squad? ag go I have no idea. So Grace is like, what should we title this? And I was like What I don't remember one word that we said. L not one topic U, so she does this and she meets this family and she shoots there wedding. And I guess shortly thereafter, The bride gets pregnant and they like stayed in touch a little bit So she's pregnant. this one's saying she's pregnant And then everyone who's doubting her pregnancy is like, okay, like what is she gonna do? It's like seven months, eight months. We're nearing the due date Due date happens And I think she was apparently Googling like We're to adopt a brand new baby. Like Ykubber eats one. You literally she was like fresh baby near me. And I guess you was trying to who knows? But like how do you go nine months without at least like having a plan of that don't know. But the crazy thing with this documentary is it starts with her in a car getting stopped by the cops saying I just had a baby in my car Now I'm not going to tell you guys any of more information because I don't want to give it away, but shit gets really fucking crazy. ye And I you know guys know I don't want to drop an F bomb for no reason, that was worth it One thing I will say about the documentary, all the moms that are in it that are like the talking heads that are like explaining the story to you all the most like like when the girls were speaking the women, I had to turn the TV up because everyone was so soft spoken. likeike Wade's mom, obsessed. I love Wade's mom. Wade's mom. And then Wade's mom's friend who was like something's going on here. I'm gonna figure it out. Imagine being soft spoken Maybe people would listen to me more. Imagine not having the sound of your voice just be nails on a chalkboard to some people. Like sometimes like okay, sometimes like our clips on TikTok from the pod will be like posted by like some random account. like not us. It'll be like a random clip they took from the pod. And there will be a rogue comment of someone who has no idea who we are, just like horrible voices, how do you listen? Like and I'm just like valid. L know what I feel O voices, our voices aren't that bad No, but like everybody hates their own voice. I feel like so when you see a comment, like her voice sucks, you're like Nine like Okay That's why we change our voices sometimes I also post on I'm going to start posting on my Instagram stories more often like the docs I'm watching so people because people get annoyed when they're like, Hanah, we don't know what you're watching and then you tell it So I posted also there's this You would I don't know, you might like it. It's a model cult in New York City on HBO and it was about like this guy who was an astrologist psychic, like former model who was obsessed with beautiful things and beautiful people. And he just wanted a cult of like really beautiful people around him. So it's just like a f aor. That's a club promoter. That's a literal club promoter. That's any guy you meet that's like, I work in nightlife Literally and this guy becomes like one of the biggest models in the world and he gave all his money to him Um That's where they get you with the cultsake Somehow they convince everyone to give them their money. So speaking of cults, are you done with Secret lives of Mormon wives I have like six more episodes left right now. Oh my God, Taylor's like just up with Dakota and She is a preparing for the Bachelorette A, I'm sorry that you're almost done. But I didn't realize that whole season is so like about leading up to the bachelorette You felt more awful for her that they didn't air it because watching her H so strategically like sleep with her before and but that's the problem of getting in bed with someone. Like if they're your actual op. Yeah. Like they have everything on you and they can use it against you. So it's like, do you want someone who protects you from your darkness or brrings it to the light Why did they become a spell But I also realize these poor girls They didn't get breaks from filming No, they went right into it. I was just going to say that. so they're not they haven't filmed another season yet Well, I think for their sanity that would be really good. but I I really think like that's why the seasons are so good because they didn't take breaks. So you know, when like you watch seasons of a TV show and you're like, that was a different director on that one or like because it was all the same, like it all felt like every season was equal to me. Well, now that Love Island is such a huge phenomenon both in America and like there's franchises all over the world. It makes it annoying to watch reality TV Mths and months later because of social media, so you know so much more where it's like, okay, they have the capabilities of being able to watch it somewhat in real time. Because I think Mormon wives tried to do. they did it the closest I've seen in a while. like they film and then it was out. and you were like that was really fast. But I do have to say, competition shows The storylines are easier. It's like these people stay, these people go. where these shows they have to like create narratives. I mean, we do know that they dit as they see what the fandom says I change narratives So like that is kind of doing it. Oh, these editors are like ye it would be would I think it would make more shows real because they couldn't go back and be like, let's actually not even include that in that episode. that will make her point in a later episode valid and we can't have that That's crazy Why wouldn't we have that Also, one thing about Swig, if you guys don't know what Swig is It's this like soda company. where they put like milk and shit in it and like I never got that milk part of a but. but my question is How sweet is that They're like, yeet, no, you would die. Even when people put one vanilla like thing in an espresso or a latte, I'm like I feel like you, when's the last time you had a sip of Coca Cola Oh I don't I don't really dabble But you like a seepski? Yeah, I a sep Yeah, but you're never like drinking a full if you're getting a carbonated or like a soda, you're never drinking. ever drank a full coke 'ause my mom's a dietitian. she was like, your teeth are gonna. Oh my God, H. That's not my vice. That's why you don't break out. Whitney United Academy wants No, but o oh my Godd, I went, you know how some coffee shops caaffeine just hits differently. Yeah. I went to a coffee shop yesterday and all I wanted to do was start my day, right? And I got two shots of espresso in a chil latte. I was being a little crazy like crazy for you. I know, but like nothing that should send me to the hospital When I tell you I was ye out of your skin. I was laying in the bathroom He the two shots of espresso is insane. Pge, I got home I lying in the bathroom, butters looking at me and I was like I was like in my f in order swweating. sweating shitting myself, getting up Dizzy walking into walls. that was my home morning Whyem was this? Yes time of I battle things that I sometimes don't up with everything. sometometimes I want to protect you. We want to know, We talked a lot this week. We did. and actually, but you've been good because we'll start really gabbing and you go, we need to save for the pod and we'll just hang up on each other. No, we had the other night we had to hang out because I could have kept Yeah. Hot takeake, I actually am really liking Dogs right now that have like eyebrows Well they have a story to tell. you know they could be the narrator of a hit Netflix show, you know, like they They have an aesthetic. they have a vbe. He's a dapperan. Yeah, like I love a dog with an accessory. Yeah, like he literally got his brows done A golden retriever wearing a pair of goggles. Yeah, I'm in, I'm not a monster. Okaykay? I'm not a monster But am I t with me? A distinguished gentleman with his eyebrows. and then they look like they're judging you sometimes. They're like, oh, and I'm like, I love that. Yeah, like German shepherds German shepherds have jobs. They work for the police. like they pay taxes. And they love working. like they wake up and they're like, let me work, where cats are like, I don't know your name. I didn't sign up for this. Someone said like literally you never tell your cat what to do And it's so true You know, what's funny about having a cat is I do feel like it is any pet really. It is like a little bit of a precursor to kids, not that it's comparable at all, but like I can imagine when you're trying to like reverse psychology a child, like when I want Kitty to stay in the room, like I have to reverse psychology her as if like I'm not gonna shut the door. So I'm just gonna like walk over here and then she comes in and then I'm like, gotcha. And like I am shutting the door so that you can't leave There is a lot of where like with dogs, I feel like you can just be like come chut off No, the second the cat knows you want them to come, they're like, suddenly I'm in the mood. Yeah And I'm like and then I'm looking around and then she's looking The amount of times that me and Daphne are home alone looking around would send you would it be aston Well also because cats have like Um ways that they do things, like rituals and routines. so like butter doesn't just sit on my shoulder. She does a whole like pretends like she's not going to. then she comes back in and then she They're performers. Not that Giggly squad is the culture. However, there's a movie coming out of It's basically like a cat godfather movie. L it's a cat mafia movie. And I was like, this could not be where gigglys coated. It's a bunch of cats in the mob. Did you see it? Yeah, I almost felt like Give us a producer credit. literally, I have a producer credit I go Italian We are my cats. Like I actually got like a little annoyed when I walked the trailer. I was like, o, okay, so you l in the gigly squad. Let' just say it. They were like, what if we get a bunch of cute cats? who're also Italian who want revenge on each other. Yeah. I'm like, wait, so the whole theme is revenge Okay. but also I feel like I need to watch it because that shouldnt make me laugh So anyway, final thought. Yeah Big glasses, big sunglasses are back. I'm not happy because I have a small head. E though my personality looks like I have a big head. I actually have a small head, not to brag, donon't be jealous. But like I can't pull off big glasses. I look like a mosquito You can, Hannah You can. I like little countuy ones. Really? because I feel like you would love the big ones if you got a good pair of big ones because You can hide your whole face with them. No, it's so nice. L in the morning when you're like, I'm walking to get my coffee and you're like, I'm not trying to interact with anyone. It's like Yeahah, my glass is on. You just feel like Paris Hilton after a night out trying to get away from the paparazzi? It's like what a mask was in twenty twenty U put the other end of your face. It's just like, please, I can't right now. We can't speak. I have my big glasses on What glasses are you bringing to Italy Becauseuse I know you lost one of your glasses And I was going to bring it up and I held it for the whole pod I did lose a pair of my glasses and I reordered them and they actually got delivered this morning Because I hate losing things. Yeah I'm doing all my Italy packing next week. I can't even think I can't, I can't talk about that. I can't. I can't Well, we love you guys. Have the best weekend ever. Thanks for giggling with us and we'll talk to you later. Bye