Processing Emotions and Final Impressions

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I have been thinking about you a lot. No, you know what I'm going through and you decided to smile two out of two outfit talks, crazy. And people noticed The other night I facime Anna and it was actually so sad because she goes I haven't been able to give my real smile all day because I don't want to scare people. and now that I get to laugh with you on Faceetime, it's so freeing you guys, I'm at my job. Yeah. And the good news is it's going well because I'm like leaning into being serious. I can't smile because it makes me look like I'm crying and it freaks people out. so I like have to hold it in until I get back to my hotel room and I'm just like. You know what? I'm actually really proud of us though because I feel like whenever we go through something, also I've been shitting my brains out here I don't want to We make it acceptable for the girls to like just pee themselves. Well, it's so cool that we say something that's like so depressing and sad and then all the gigglers are like, I feel less alone. this happened to me or this isn't happening to me, but I at least can laugh at you. Like the fact that I'm some people literally like I was in the darkest depression and then I watched the YouTube of you tryrying to smmile and it brought me out of it and I'm like, it was worth it It was It was worth it. stabbed me a million times, but u My feed now Every nurse doctor Pitioner is now like doing videos about What happened to me Trying to help Which is kind of great because I'm getting all this like free advice, but all the advice is like You' fucked? Yeah You have a couple months. And some of them are like this was extremely rare. How did this happen to both Paige and Hannah? No withithin a couple months? How Our apps are working overtime But also I feel like nurses are nervous because they're like, hey guys, Botox, like isn't as horrible as Paige and Hanner making it seem there' have really bad luck. And I'm like Okay, well the math isn't mathhing The statistics that me and my best friend In the course of three months, had a Botox mishap This was the third time I did Massadter. so I'm one for three. You're two Yeah. You're one for one of two, one of two. One of two. Okay, so that's two out of five. Tw out of five. That's almost half You lost bra Sorry, I've actually tapped this forty percent. Wait, by the way, forty percent. Being in Toronto I forgot to tell you, I got to my flight early And then I looked at when the flight was barding and it said twenty ten. And in that moment I was like, I'm not going to make it Becauseuse like this second it's a mil tw once you're in the twenties Like I feel like fourteen, I could do the math, but once you're in the twenties, that's like you've lost me. It's the next day. At that point it's the next day. And then I realized The recent me you podcasting when you're in Italy, totally fun, totally easy. The hard part is we can't do math. so I'll be like, Paige, I'm free at four PM. And she's like, don't know when that is I'm like, cool, cool. Somebody tried to schedule a Zoom with me and Josephine was like, Hey, like they want to do. And I go, okay If they're in California, we're fucked right I was like, you tell them, pick a time and I'll see if I'll be there. If I have to carry a one to get to that time, we're not doing it. So y now we're just like, hey are you free in the next twenty minutes? And if we're not, then we just wait.'t We haven't set one time I was running on the treadmill. Do you remember I was bragging to you how fast I was running U 'use you're fast to twitch myself. Turns out, I wasn't running miles per hour. I was running running kilometers per hour Okay, I slipped on the scale here And it's in kilograms and I go Yeah, I like that number You know what? I'm not even gonna convert that because that seems nice. I thought I was like an Olympian and I go, wow, I jogged once and I'm running at nine for seven minutes. I actually was like soak I was like, holy shit, I'm I was Kendall Jenner. I was like, I'm athletic, so genetically athletic Um But babuna life It's been a lot. I love a sauna. How many minutes are you going in for? Well, this is the thing. There's a sauna at my hotel, but it's not like a full person sauna two I mean, it's two people. Like it's like a big saa So I get I keep having these sauna interactions, which I didn't know was legal The first one sit down, a man comes in and I'm like Sh I call the police? like is that? Are you I'm in the sauna, likeike, why would you come to my sauna? turnurns to me goes Hey, really liked your special. Another man must have been on in the background of his girlfriend? Is like living room How are they finding us Okay. That's not R or cool Then the next day, I'm in the saa watching Wimbledon and these two are gossiping gossiping? They turn to me. they go, sorry, what time is it? I look up. I'm like, I don't I can't read military time. I don't know. and thirty seven, forty two, whoo the fuck knows And the guy was a Gagler, he turns to me he goes h a burner. Oh my God. So I'm two for two starts asking me about all the tea going on. And I said, lookook, what happens in the sauna stays in the sauna. so I'm gossiping. Yeah They get out Sona yesterday There was a girl in like It's by the pool wearing a full thong In the sauna Like I guess bathing justter like that now. I go in, there's a huge Mark F' sitting in su a beach. That's disgusting. No, I was like, I'm kind of It on a culture I don't understand yet. K me out. I got to a fight in in a sauna one time What happen? Okay, I go into this I'm in a building. I'm in like an apartment building. It's a communal sauna. It's but girl it's in like a girl's locker room. So it's just women. but it's like a pretty big sauna. L it's two rows If you really wanted to pack ten people in there, you could I work out in the gym And then I go into the locker room and I go in the sauna. And I'm in my workout clothes and I kept my sneakers on Okay, and I'm sitting there. My feet are on the ground. This woman comes in and she's wearing She's also in like workout clothes, like regular clothes, but no shoes. And she says to me You know, it's really rude to come in with your sneakers on, people lay their heads down, like lay on these benches. And I turn to her and I go, well, that's disgusting because this is a communal sauna and why would someone be laying their sweaty body down? So I kept my sneakers on and was like Thats where me and you were different. I would have been like, I am so sorry, this is your culture. I don't understand your culture. I'm taking off my shoes. I love and then you sat there and looked at her the whole time I was this close to being like, and who the fuck are you to tell me what I'm gonna do in the goddamn sauna. I go, Well, that's disgusting. You shouldn't lay down on it The sauna is full of people's sweat. She was trying to tell me I was in like a health code violation. I was like, o no, no lady. I think you with your bare ass feet. I also said I go, well, I would be nervous to not have socks and shoes on because that's how foot fungus spreads. So hop off my dick, lady. I love all the women around you being like valid points are being made and I suddenly don't want to be here anymore No I feel like that's where COVID started. I like I took this relaxing experience and just Being in a small hot space with strangers is my nightmare. My nightmare. I've had three bad experiences. No, no, no, the second one was fun because we gossip, but like I was I just want to watch Wimbledon. You're in a different place than you typically are. and I would say that like when people when you're in a random situation and someone does want to talk to you, you're very happy and jolly and you do want to engage. But you're going through a time right now. No, I know Because you can't talk. That's your favorite thing to do is talk way know And I do have to say the one thing that's getting me through this And if we're being so real with each other? Yeah, let's. I'm getting so much attention Like if I wasn't getting attention, you guys, I would be like in a really, really bad place, but I go to sleep at night and I go at least people are talking about me. At least people care enough. And it's actually crazy because when it first started happening, I was on TikTok And I found like two or three girls that it had happened to All these girlies are now posting being like, Hey, you guys remember when this happened to me, It's happening. I had a burner And the girl was so funny. She's like, Hannah Burner, we got another Diva down. She didn't look at my. So we're kind of all bonding. evenven Meredith Pishbone kitchen. She said it happened to her Meghgan Tranor said it happened to her And It's do you have people I' not saying when it happens because they're embarrassed because when it happened to me, I literally was I can't. No I would tell everyone that would listen I'd like I know you don't know me, so you don't know what my actual smile looks like, but look at this, ' this ain't it. Like I wanted to tell everyone So I don't get it. Like, ar the girls, don't be embarrassed. But the gigglers, yeah, they're getting me through it by laughing and like people are telling me like J just that it it made them happy and that makes like it really like For a month of sadness is cured for sure where I would have been really sad. Um So yesterday, we would try to record you you were going through it. Are you okay You know, this is my karma for laughing in my TikTok while my friend can't move her face because we truly have switched positions. I was And you know what, this is my own fault because I came onto the trip and I said, I'm gonna eat a fuck ton on this trip You were determined. I was determined and it takes me a couple days to like acclimate to anywhere. L I can't And sometimes people have this problem where like they can't go to the bathroom on vacation I get the opposite where I'm like 's running through me to the point that last night we were at dinner and I said I looked at the table and I go G guysys, I've had a lovely time, but if I don't run back to the room, I will in fact shit myself here at the table So it's been lovely, but I must I must jet So I literally was record after dinner. so I'm like, Hey, babe, haven't heard from you? And she's like I literally physically can't get off the toilet right now. Here's the worst part. I run back to my room. My room and my brother's room, we have like a joining door. Aable In Europe, you take you have to put your car your keycard in like the slot from like right when you walk in the door for like the electricity. Okaykay Yeah I run back to the room, they're doing turnown service in my room. Oh no. I'm like I'm like, it's okay. Well like I'm like like, no speak English and I'm like And like I go into my brother's room pitch black I don't have his keycard, obviously. So I'm sitting on the toilet sh Cure black. Pitch black and honestly, let me tell you. A you sure you found the toilet I had to use my flashlight on my phone so you sat there in darkness just relieving yourself magine if your brother walked in. And then he came in later and he was like Are you fucking? And actually when we first got to the hotel, I and went into a hotel room and I like really had to go to the bathroom. So I go into the hotel room, I go to the bathroom and then I come out and I'm like, I actually want the other room. Like I don't want this room. I want the one my brother's in So I go let's switch Regina Jor. I go, let's switch rooms and he's like, o. And so we switch rooms and then he goes Did you think a shit? It was like the most brother sister thing and I was just like, yeah I did. What are you gonna do about it, T mom It was, yeah, I literally going on vacation with your siblings is like reverting back to childhood like everyone reverts back to their position in the family, I feel like. The only person that finds my mouth funnier than you. is my brother? No, my parents are like being actually really like, arere you okay? My brother He can't even look at me without crying hysterically. He thinks it's the funniest thing. But my dad By the way, I always have a nervous stomach too, and I'm known I like to when I get to a restaurant, I go to the bathroom not just to go to the bathroom, but to like see the audience. ye I need to know the full restaurant and the bathroom is a huge experience So whenever I'm at a restaurant, I go I have to go to the bathroom. I like Hake Between appetizer and Main, I like to just clean it out Go relieve yourself Yeah. and my dad always goes You gotta go to the bathroom? That's a surprise. That's a surprise. That's like it's a favorite thing. That Oh Hanna' going to the bathroom. That's a surprise E ever tried to go non dairy for like longer than threeree minutes? Yeah. I've done it for like a meal and then the next meal I forgot. That's my thing too. Whenever I'm like, I'm on a diet, I literally forget You have to remember. And they go yeah I'm also like, Is there Darian Scallion cream cheese? They're like, yeah, I'm like, okay, well. You be like, okay, well, I planned on having a bagel, so no One thing I do want to point out that's very different from European hotels to American hotels Why is there already a forkin knife in my hotel room when I have not ordered a L h it Amazy day. In case I happen upon a meal, they're like, don't worry we got you. Were you don't have to We're like if you're at any hotel in America, you have I can't find a fork. Yeah. I'm like, hey, could you send up a fork? and they're like, w Eight years later, they're like, we gotta turn this place upside down' We' Italy they're like, what if you come home and you have a little snack What would you do? And there's also little butter knives. There's little butter knives right? Which is what happened last night when I came back to the room to go to the bathroom. Then my family came back and they brought me my leftover ravioli, and so then I ate it then What I love about us and our families too is we're so main character energy Like whether it's bad or good, it's gonna be about us It is the page and Hannah show nonstop. My dad literally goes, Why are you so tired? I go, Because I have to perform every night at eight PM. What would we do at dinner if I wasn't performing Like I'm exhausted. I'm doing two weeks of shows. 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I call down, I go, Hey Any chance you guys have an unpacking service They go Mr. Sorbo, of course, I go amazing. I'm gonna to go to the pool they're and they're like, great, we'll send someone up I get changed, I go to the pool, I have my day, I come back up, all my clothes hanging. Amazing. loveovely Do yourself a favor Ask for that next time you're out a This is the problem. I don't like calling people. Second of all, So there's a laundry bag that says laundry. so I'm like, okay I could do this. But then it has a slip I've already done two loads here. I this creezing laundry on. But Page, I have a huge a laundry, I have to go through and tell them how many of each thing. Well, you waited too long. You got to do it, you got to do it like once a week I'll do it after the pod, okay But it's gonna feel so good No, that's like one of the only slips I like filling out I wasn't anticipating being in the sauna every day, so I only brought four t shirts. Now you're a busy. I want to say something about loveove Island I'm fully caught up on US. I said I wasn't gonna to do this, but here we are and I'm fully caught up because I can't be out of the loop of anything. And you know what? I'm like you guys aren't even love real Lve Island fans. So like if anyone's going to be in the combo, I'm going be in the Godd Is this kidding Oh my, that's the ruiningest bug I've ever seen. The bugs here are big Like they're meaty. Like they eat a. like. li Fly. I was watching like one of the most recent episodes and It's so interesting watching like obviously watching reality TV and especially like a game show type reality TV where they're in like this incubus where it's only what they're dealing with So there's this girl. her name is Anaya. She was coupled up with this guy, his name is Casey. They go to Casa or, blah, blah, blah, whatever. She comes she's like, I'm going to stay single. Hopefully he stayays single. He doesn't. He comes back with a girl. they get in this like whole big thing, whatever There is a moment where she starts crying because he's come back with a girl and I have never watched a reality television show and cried because I You're not work yeah, That's just not something I would ever do. I literally started tearing up because I knew I knew in my gut, not only was she dealing with like this guy just being like the biggest asshole like Honestly, a lot of the men on Love Island this year because their're gen Z are very red pilled and it's veryer scary and I don't think people are realizing it to the full potential Like the way they talk about the girls doing sexual things is very, very back in time. Like it's actually like concerning. Anyway, that's a whole separate situation. I digress. But I could tell that I started tearing up because I could tell that she was crying because she wanted to be like And I'm being filmed right now. L she was so frustrated and she was like, and I'm on a show. like and everyone is watching this. You could tell it wasn't just about the guy, it was about like And I I feel like I'm in jail because I can't fuck like I want to leave. I have to leave. And she's like this is fucking embarrassing and I didn't sign up to be embarrassed. I signed up to like find love. F and like Yes. And so there was I just felt so horrible for. I literally started like I had a full tear run down my face because I was like I know exactly what you're feeling. like I was almost like, yeah, go girl go home. L if you want to go home, go home. Like I'm a very big proponent of like And I'll leave I'm like fuck you and I'm going home. There are so many times I tried so I should have left and I didn't ' I told myself I'm not a quitter, sometimes you should quit. Persevere I think with reality TV too, like Paagege and I aren't criers and we've cried on TV many times, because when there's a camera there, everything feels so much more intense. And serious. Serious. And that's why when someone does something mean on camera, it's so much meaner because you're like You know the whole world's going to see you say that about me So like you want you want the whole world to think that about me There are so many times where you're like on camera. Are you on camera? kidding me? That came out of your mouth on camera. And there are times, I think too, that you realize that not everyone is built like you because there would be situations where like in my head, I'd be like, I would never fucking do that to you on camera Look, there's been horrible men on Love Island since twenty fifteen. It's not like this beginning time. Yeah, It's not like it's like a nuanance thing. Never once in my years of watching Love Island have I ever heard a man say or complain that the girl he has coupled up with is not doing enough sexual things with him And also the way the way the men disguise like, well, I'm just very affectionate. Well, my love language is affection. Yeah, no shit you want your dickscked. Like we're not idiots But The way they're talking about like the sexual acts that the girls are doing or not doing, it's like Okay, they're on national television. Like I think it's a pretty plausible thing to not want to fuck on a television show I confused though are the guys wanting the girls to be more sexual or judging them for being sexual or both So they want them to be more sexual with them, but like if a girl explores more than one, they're like, really need to explore more than one person. Yet,s fucking Love Island. That's the whole goddamn point of the. Meanwhile, they're talking to everyone. Wait what's with the it's called the clamshell drop or something? It's the split where she's old slamming the clam. She's slamming her clam Is that what they're calling it Yeah, that's what's coming up in my algorithm. the clam slam. Clam slam Okay, I actually don't hate that, but yeah, she does a lot of spits. I'm so fucking jealous honest. I'm so fucking jealous. If I could slam my clam E. And if you could do splits, I'd actually have to reevaluate our friendship a do you know that's why I started watching? Dallas cowboard C cheerleaders yesterday. And your thoughts, honey? have I watched the whole for a season, honey. I'm so glad you didn't do it the way you did Mormon Wives where you literally went backwards because that was diabolical. Yeah, that confused me. You're one season in, okay My thoughts are These women literally bring these cheerleaders out back and leave them for dead They're like, Ohh, did you gain three pounds Fuck out of here They're like, hey legally we can't tell you to lose weight, but If we could, we'd say, look on the scale. minus it by forty. I think it's because I watch the whole season in a day, but Everyone's really sad Like it's too depressing for me to watch because they're Whether it's whether they're doing well, they're like, this is really sad And then if they're not doing well, they're like, this is really sad. Okay. they're all they're all so stressed and scared of missing like one pom pom routine. And they're all over qualified. They're all over qualified for what this gig is paying them, obviously. I kind of want someone to say to you know how it's the two coaches and then the head woman Have you met the headwoman got a brown hair, blue eye. Yes. She's like in charge of Judy and the other ladadyies. She's Jerry Jones's daughter. She's scary as fuck Okay, there's something Really really terrifying about her. And I don't know what it is It's rich people's shit I think it's her blue eyes. like that's in the realm that I've never been to. She's such a billionaire that she doesn't understand like anything where the head the other head lady was like, how do we tell this girl good enough that she can't make the team for no reason. And she goes We have thirty six girls. Yeah. Tell her thirty six, It's easy. She's literally like you're ugly making the team your hideous Okay, look, I love a makeover. L I truly, I love a makeover scene. I'd love to give someone a makeover. Like I watch, even like watching Love Island, like the girls are gorgeous, but I'm like, ooh, what if we like took your eyelashes off, cut your hair? And like I'm always thinking like what are random things 'cause that's my hobby. And not in like a judgmental mean are your pack. Yeah, I'm just like, what if you wear a brunette The way they do the makeovers I'm sorry, but if you put me in that room in Dallas, Texas, I don't know if it's because it's like East Coast, but in ten minutes I'm lighting those bitches up. Like I'm like, who the fuck Do you think you are like and I don't know if it's because the girls are like young twenties and they feel like these women are like authority and they have to respect them. but like, There's so many times where I'm watching the show where I'd be like, and fuck you.. To this day, I'll sit down in a makeup bar so do my makeup and just do some crazy shit and I'll say thank you and leave. Like I get it Get it I bleached my own hair. I was like, no, that was me Yeah But okay, but if you want to do something, like that's autonomy. Yeah, do whatever you want. But if I it before they let them in, ye, I that girl dye herir brown and then told her she's not on the team. Yeah, like what the fuck is that I think that is so rude. The girls from the seventies are so iconic Be the team was actually the best in the seventies. so like they made him famous. So it is cool to see those women But then I hate when people say and they do this a on the show, it's very cultish. They go, these are the best years of your life ly tell that to them over and over again so that these girls feel lucky and these girls are going to look back and be like, oh, that was my most insecure, scariest time. And by the way Stop saying these are best. College is not the best years of your life. Your twenties are not the best years of your life. Anyone who says that to you is lying. I hated college You know what the best us your life are This moment right now. Yeah, whatever you can choose to live in Literally. Um, But yeah, those women are scaryest fuck also It's super scary. I do watch a lot of things and get inspired. like I'll watch a music documentary of like a rock star and I'll be like, I want to be a rock star. or I'll watch like a documentary of like a softball pitcher and I'll be like, I want to be a softb pcher one day Not one ounce of me wanted to be a cheerleader watching that Me watching it I'm like, o, I love the outfits. I love like I but I love really girly stuff like that. But what I don't like Well, I don't like I don't like being managed. You can't tell me what to goddamn do. So I don't know if I could actually be like on an organized sports team as an adult My biggest thing I don't know what this is about me, but I hate being part of like a stream of salmon Does that make sense You hate going with the crowd Yeah, like I hate being like you've made it to be a non descript beautiful girl in the crowd of beautiful girls and you all just are like one beautiful girl now. L I love individuality and being myself and expressing myself and I feel like trying to make you be something that none of them actually are. Like all these girls are different and beautiful in their own ways and they're all trying to be these caricatures. I just love being my own person. So that was driving me crazy that it's like you have to fit in with what everyone's doing, we the same thing, look the same, be the same. You know what I'd love? I'd love this exact show for the Rockettes becausecause I'd love to know. I would say it's very, I'd say it's probably same ages sameame I think they have to try out every single year I'd love to know, also professional dancers. I'd love to know how they get treated it being in New York City versus Dallas, Texas Well, some of the Dallas, Texas girls were talking about how they could try to be a rckette because they have the skills What do you think of Victoria Gl I feel really bad for her So for people who know Victoria, basically her whole life was about becoming a Dallos cheerleader. She's like sitting in her room with like all these Daallos cheerleader merchandise and stuff I think the coaches were disgusting to her. I think they were so mean to her. Well she also was like, I feel like I don't fit in. None of the coaches like You want me to do well And then this is it kind of reminded me of tennis a little where I was like, this has been my dream my whole life, but it got to a point where I was like, every sign is telling me to stop And I have to stop blindly chasing this dream So I really empathize with her. Yeah. where I was like You're going to learn from this fucked up experience, but like, She's not where she's meant to be and that's why everything was just like going wrong for her. I think she goes and becomes a rat cat G You know how they say that like men don't respect women that they don't find attractive Yes. Neither do older women in Texas. Over forty, they actually feel the same way. Tereese, who's adorable, they were like we met your boyfriend, he's not what we thought he would be And she's like, what do you mean? And they go, We thought you'd be with like a football player or something And she's like, No, he doesn't play football. And they're like ye. Okay. And if someone ever fucking said that to my face? You're so j up for now I've been hanging with my dad for too long reallyally? I've been like five days and I'm like, would you stop You go and I think it was disgusting No, it was despicableall is what it is because like I'm not in like an authority. I'm not like the authority of anyone. like I'm not I mean, I guess I am people's boss, but I don't ever see it like that. So like I don't know how you can be in charge of a group of people regardless of what your job is but especially be in charge of a group of women who are significant That would be like me running a fourth grade Tam No, this is exactly what it is. Soophia, can I talk to you for a second? I am the coach of a fifth grade cheerleading team and I'm going to be mean to those pitches No Uh no, because I could have birthed them age comes wiseeness. Like there were so many moments where I feel like she could have given like wise advice. then she was just like Get out of here, you Maybe next year Maybe next year, girl, God bless Bless her heart. And the girls are always in the room, like the coaches are being so mean to them and the girls are always in the room like Thank you so much, M One of the rules is you have to say yes, ma'am. and if they don't they go And she goes, Yes, ma'am. But also what's crazy is these girls, like on game day They're working from nine AM To nine PM. Yeah, right. They're getting up at like five. crazy like longer than the football players, these girls are working. And they were like, why don't you want two dollars an hour They're like that's not enough for you. Well, at the end they had the girls had to say, like if they want to come back and I'm like, can they afford to? The one girl's like, I need a hip replacement Also like I feel like they can cut the splits. Like if every girl is like my femur bone is hurt like it's on its last leg. They have this dance called Thunderstruck, which is like what they're known for. Yeah. no, it's a phenomenal dance. It's a phenomenal dance, but it turns out it's like the hardest dance to do and I'm like No one would notice if we cut thirty seconds. Why isn't anyone bringing up the fact that they do the same dance every single year? You guys don't want to switch it up ever. Like I don't Like the same thing like you wonder some people are so good at it. They've been doing it for twenty years. Like But also when they kept saying that the splits are like ruining their body, even though I was jealous, I couldn't do it. I was like, I couldn't watch it. I like Girls are losing. I can't watch them split their because they do a jump split. It was like a drag queen move They do like death drobs. In this season though there's one girl that's like No, my doctor said if I do another swat And the coaches are like, well, what are you going to do? And she's like I'm gonna ice it, Maam. don't worry I'm gonna it. I'm like You need to go to Alaska. You need more ice than what's in your refrigerator in Texas someomeone get Kenzie from Love Island, she'll do the splits It's just such a fun it's just a freaking A season two and three better or different? Season three was real weird. Season three was not as good as season one and two. There is just a sadness to it all, though. like it was really starting. Also I am sad, so that could have been it. There's a certain dark energy that I can't Put my finger on. Re dark Wait, can I get you mad about something So Apparently Puddting tons of money into trying to secure male baldness And it's like millions of dollars more than any research they've done for endometriosis. The like discrepancy between the money going towards male baldness versus endometriosis studies is like insane Baling because God believes in karma So either deal with it or go pay thirty grand to get a hair transplant I was going to get you going Do you know it takes ten years to even get diagnosed with endometriosis No one cares about it. And we don't need to diagnose you motherfuckers with male pattern baldness. We know when you're ugly Hat on Also I would argue that whoever's voting for where the money goes in the Senate or the state or whatever, I bet those men don't know what endometriosis is. I have so many ex's that are balding, and let me tell you, the joy that it fucking brings me is un There's no greater joy. I have at least four and I love. I just got notified that one of my ex ot a hair hair replacement or whatever? Yeah, I' good. You guys Karma's real Karma works. That's It's one thing we know for sure on this pod This episode of Gigly Squad is sponsored by Hagandaz. 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So I'm in Toronto and told me where to get my right hand and I hadd physically go somewhere And I was like, I'm picking the best place because I'm scared of what's recently happened to me. I did all the research. This is the place to go So it's like a fifty minute walk, but like a six minute Uber. And of course, I was like fucking around the bathroom when I was running late. So I was like, fuck at all Uber. ten minutes in, I realized the Uber we werere still in traffic. and it's one of those where like if you're late by ten minutes, they cancel the call. So I start freaking out. another Canadian of them. No know So I called them and I'm like, Hey, just stuck in traffic, but it says soon, the guys like all the roads are closed All the Toronto roads are closed. I'm like, okay, why is this happening? He's like I don't know And I'm like, I'll just get out and figure this out So I get out and I start going on the street I supp beyond that was closed Nxt you know middle of the pride parade. I'm literally dancing to Ariana Grande. Rin on me, rain, rain, rain on me, What's it called when you're the like you're the head of the parade? What is that called? Like the grand Pacerandma. No no, I'm googling it. that's called something I was like, let's keep going faster, faster running like to my Tan appointment, which I feel like was like people understood But I'm literally getting through the Pide parade while there was a drag queen at one point. I was like, Yes, quQeen, Yes, quQeen Um And I had the best time On Toronto Bride A grand marshal. I kn was a grand marshal. who were the Gnd Toronto game. Also, let's be honest Completely lesbian passing everyveryone was like finally. I was wearing what I'm wearing right now, big t shirt and just love and life. And when I got, I was like, sorry, I was in the Pride parade, sorry, I'mate And she was like, it's okay Are you interested in anything World Cup related? Like have you watched any games or you don't care? because sometimes because you're a sports girlie really at heart. So sometimes you will dabble in other like genres and where I like I'm not like I'm not like turning on a soccer game, you know you know, It's funny becausez does is European. Yeah. so he likes soccer Something about it, I haven't wrapped my head around it. Yeah, you can't get into it I can't get into it because, I haven't No I've also been like going through it so I haven't been able to, but also soccer, I have trouble watching. One thing I think about a lot with soccer players is becausecause the field is big and they're running the whole time How do they not shit themselves You know, it is Are marathon runners not shitting themselves? I think they are. A they? Because like if you go dog sledding, the dogs shit themselves because they're running so much. As a marathon runner now. Yeah. I' just say you won't have to shit. And the second you go on the treadmill, you're like, Okaykay, after I've put my purse down, set up myP I almost iPad, iPhone, put my gatoray down Now I sudenly have to shit myself because my body's like I have to run. But no when you're like in the adrenaline, it's like when you're on stage, you get it holds in unless you're going through like a real stomach situation, but u With soccer with me, I don't know what they're trying to do, so I can't tell when someone's doing something good or bad because no one's getting in the goals. so I just it just like looks like people are kicking it to each other. But again, I know I'm being a stupid American when I say that I just like anytime I watch a sport, I think of like, okay, in what way would I get hurt? And I'm like someone would kick my shin and that's it I'm up Apparently it has As many, okay, that's a made up stat, but like there's a lot of concussions. because they all jump and try to head the ball. So everyone's jumping and then like headbting each other and just cracking each other's skulls No, that's not good. Which leads us to womomen in Sem of the Wek. Hell yeah. There's a girl who, I don't know what happened, but she lost her license. Okay have could have been a lot of things. couldould have been many things we don't judge But she's in college and like cats stick it to class So she's driving around So she lost it within four years of having it, esssentially, not great To get to class now, she's driving around in a Barbie Jeep. And like dead serious. like On campus. and that's innovation. and that's just like smart Why? it's no different than taking like a scooter or a bike It's just so funny because she looks like miserable going to class in her barb. Wait, can you send me that video? because I love it It's very U coated. Yeah, I love that so much. I'm almost like, why didn't I think of that I feel like because you've been in Italy, I've had I'm just like scrolling my phone. I have so many random news stories for us. Have you heard of the cake pop pop drama? Cake pop K pop. Cake Okay, cake sorry, cake sorry, I can't really speak pronounce. I sorry.ry sorry' cake cake situation. Drew, cake pop drama. Okay Basically a girl makes cake pops Okay And it's a real art form. L people really follow these kind like c cake pop. Yeah, so they make it at home and they basically make the cake batter, like that you buy like Betty Crocker. And then it's kind of fun to watch them dip it into different things and it's like different colors, they do taie dye, whatever. I actually got kind of into it for a second. Yeah, womomen and so. One of the women is like, Hey, I'm really annoyed woman's stallmate My recipe for fruity pebbles cake pops The girl post crying and she's like, I didn't steal your recipe. I don't know your recipe. You don't post your recipe. She's like, it's Fuity Pebles and Betty Crocker What recipe are you talking about Everyone gets mad at the first girl and the first girls has to quit cake popping because her business is now canceled. because she accused the other girl of stealing her cake pop recipe and that made that girl cry We've really lost the plot. This is why the patriarchy is winning you guys. Because we're getting caught up in cake pop situations. Wait, I saw that the girl there's a girl that tried to trademark hot girl walk. Everyone's talking about it now. like Girls need to stop. claiming general things. I just feel like with the internet, everyone thinks they're like a lawyer and a doctor. and I think like the first One of the biggest things about like being mature and self aware is admitting when you don't know something and you're not an authority on it and being like honest being like, I don't know that or like I would how would I know? But the internet, everyone is like an authority. like Well, that's the problem. Some of them are getting bad advice. likeike this one girl said a lawyer told her like It was your recipe, you're allowed to fight for this, but these lawyers don't understand like nuance and like culture. that like, okay, maybe you can't trademark a common phrase. just and also If anything, Meghgan the stallion started hot girl whatever. So how would you even? Well, it's like us trying to trademark giggle That We didn't invent giggling. You' right. L Also It's just like I guess people having people in their ear trying to make money and using the legal system. And back then, I think all this stuff used to happen. like back then everyone' suing everyone, but nowadays you can kind of It can go viral online. Actually, I think Paris Hilton trademarked that hot I think it's a common thing that people make money off of. I mean, do you remember websites? people were just like I own peanuts. com And you werere like, okay, you got you got it first We got someomebody owned pagedorybo. com for a really long time and I used to try and figure out who it was because I genuinely thought it was someone I knew just trying to like fuck with me because then Wa remember when someone owned giggly squad dot com and they wanted us to pay like thousands and thousands of dollars and we were like, fuck you, we'll do a hyphen Yeah, that's why what we have iPhen. We were like okay, we literally don't It's crazy that you think we care about our brand. like last thing I'm doing is giving some random ass man on money for my name. Keep it babe. keepe So apparently someone yeah did at Giggly Squad on Twitter and they were like, you have to buy it from us and we're like, that's hilarious. You think we use Twitter I haven't gone on Twitter since two thousand six. H a You can keep our Twitter. You keep it bra. There's someone on Facebook like pretending to be me And so many people have DMed me about it. likeike, hey, like just want to let you know and I'm like but I'm like, I don't give a shit. L Mental health momoment of the week. I did see a TikTok that was really helpful because as you guys know, I'm not very good at processing my emotions. Sometimes I just turn it into jokes and then I cry about it alone after And I still to this day I'm like, what does it fucking mean to process an emotion? Like I don't knowstandan. Especially as an athlete where it's like, how do you feel? and you're like, good I'm fine. I'm strong. So this woman said processing an emotion is when you feel an emotion Before you immediately try to fix it exit Um callall your mom Try to make it feel better, eat something to soften the blow before you do anything She basically was like, sit in the emotion. Just like don't do and Masically don't do anything because I was like, what is processing mean? And she's like, just let it, just feel it And it's uncomfortable, whether it's hatred, anger, shame, envy, sadness, sit in it Give it like a couple of minutes and then do something because it trains your body to learn that it's safe for you to feel So the next time that emotion comes up, you don't panic as much because your body has sat with it before And it didn't do anything crazy Okay, well, I've never processed an emotion before, so that was enlightening now that I realize that the second you feel aboutad emotion, what do you do? You grab your guacha and you start your skincare routine Yeah, okay, I guess I actually immediately start yelling, but yeah, I should do I guess sitting with it makes your body less impulsive to be scared of feeling. and then once you can handle your feelings You're kind of fucking unstoppable You know, that book it's called like I forget what it's called, but it basically tells you if you're like every girl I feel like has read it, I haven't read it. but I feel like we should because I want to know what each of us are. Maybe that could be the second book you read Wait, whereere it's like you're either like anxious attachment. Oh yeah. And then like I don't know what the other ones are, but I really want to know what I am because I know that whatever I am, it's something anxious didid not need a doctor to tell you I need to read a whole book Darlin Tell you that. You know what? Maybe I do need just the DCC c coaches to tell me what they really what the fuck is wrong with me. Maybe they' maybe actually they have it right. Maybe they're just the bluntness is what