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From Giggling about geosexuals, gray hair, and invisible ink — May 19, 2026
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Step kiding. S, fick a liPx M that's it We can't be med What are you ginkling about? Just just everything, our lives, just everything everything. Can you tell them what happened this morning So I'm just minding my own business. I'm about to start the pot. I don't say anything I don't anything. and this dump truck drives down the street and literally Aly this huge dumb truck' backing up into me It was so funny. So this dump truck literally drives down the street, takes out every wire in its path, like was way too big to be like driving down the street and the wires were kind of like hanging low. But doesn't it do that same route every day? L No, I don't I have no idea. I don't know men have lost it. Yeah. guys, it's the one thing you do. It's like logistics of the trash. are you kidding Are you kidding No, it was actually two men. I looked. It was a man in the front seat driving in the passenger. Also two of them So The wires are like broken and on the street and I'm like, my first incident is like, we're all gonna blow up. Like you can't drive over wires. What if They're like live and like there's electricity running through them. whatever. Like when you're cutting a bomb. Like Yeah basically. Like if you get the blue, it could all go south So call Verizon. Verizon's like, sorry, you can't come till tomorrow. I'm like Nos unacceptable Call the police, patent I said, canan I speak to your manager, the president? I literally said to president, Oh, Bet, I'm calling your boss I go what's the emergency Men we' being dumb outside The police were like, no, that absolutely is an emergency. likeike we'll send someone over to like move them out of the way, make sure it's not dangerous. and then like Verizon has to come. So Verizon came like within the next like couple of hours, but I was like, this is ridiculous. We were supposed to record the pod and I'm literally about to set up And Pai is like, Hey, a dump shark just broke my wii. and I go, at least get creative with it. I'm appreciative that you made up a creative story. Normally it's UTI. Hannah did say, I knew you were gonna to think I was lying. so I did take a video. I just didn't send it because there was nothing of interest But Hannah did say I could be one of the nominees for Women of STE of the Week if I could figure out how to hots spot But it. But alas, here we are, the Wiifi is restored. I could not figure out that hotspot. But you said rununner up of W of S of the weeek, which I'm really proud of you for. It was a hard day Actually, I feel like you're my woman of S of the week Because the amount of outfits you put together in one weekend, honey, No, no, no, You must be so tired The emotional stress of that, like it's like I was in an outfit stressed about how I was gonna do the next outfit. It's just like a never ending outfit nightmare. Welcome to. That' your life And then you post it and you're like, I'm really proud of this. and they're like, Think again I said Pick your favorite if you're a girls girl. If you're not girls gl, keep it to yourself. Be I do have to say, me at an event Yeah. I don't know what happens to me. It was chaos, Sports Illustrated, Times Square Vibes are high and I'm making new friends. I actually walked in It felt like the first day of school were like You don't know anyone and it could go great and it could go horrible. I made so many new friends this weekend. L I literally was no, they're all blonde, donon't worry Um, cw. andra We love J Zandra. Well, Alona Mar is an athlete, so that doesn't count like you guys or not. And Hannah did call me and was like, I love Brooks Nader. I knew you were gonna to love her because Talk about an aura Yeah, we immediately just started joking and she's She's everything I wanted her to be Yeah. because some people are so different off camera. Some people shut off off camera So I was like making friends. like at the end of the weekend, people were like asking for my number and like like an idea. And I was like, am I like a new person because now I have like four new friends and that thir in your thirties it doesn't happen Like I'm in a whole new social situation now. like I have to cancel plans. like R. I don't even know how to keep up with all my friends now How do people keep up with a big friend group It's really hard in your thirties. I'm stressed U but during the party, I'm like holding my jacket and my purse. And they're like you have to go to the red carpet. And I was like, what do I do with my jack and my purse Luo, our king, our Italian prince Life is literally just asking yourself We' to find my jacket in my purse. Am I bringing a jacket? Where is my purse? Is it maybe I left it in this purse? It could be in another purse. Now it's in one hotel Yeah. So I'm like, I can handle this. And Luo's like, I'll take your jacket. I head down. I'm also chewing gum somehow. I don't know how this happened. I'm about to go on the carpet. Shannon Ford is there and she's like You can't go in the carpet chewing gum like that. And I was like, oh no. And then she's a new mom She puts her hand out And I go put it in in. It's as if like when you become a mom, you sign a contract of like all the things you now have to do and like Disposing of gum is. And she saw me and her mom alerts when she was at g only tell So I got on the carpet, everything's fun. Oh, I gave my purse to the person you give your purse to. And I'm off the carpet, I'm ready to party. So I get to the party, I'm having fun. And I realize Don't my code or my pse. But I'm not stressed. I'm like, we're all having fun here. So I'm like, going around just being like, anyone see jger person oay and making friends. This is my literal I would have first of all, I hate losing things because I don't lose things. Also talk about feeling bad for an inanimate object when I lose Like a piece of clothing, I'm like and they're never coming home with me again. I don't know where moma. I don't know. And they think that I didn't like them and I was getting rid of them. I wasn't. I wasn't getting rid of you. So I'm like, honestly, whoever has my purse is probably more responsible than I am. So I'm like hold my purse. But then it started to go like a little too long. I thought someone eventually would come up to me and be like, Han do I have your purse. Now I do in my head I'm like, whereere the fucks my person to go Lu Cho LuCo clearly has my jacket and my purse. No idea where Luo is, no idea. I find someone who has Grace's number, who has Lucio's number. So I'm actually at this point kind of stressing You don't have Lucro's number. I don't my phone babe, I don' my I don't my ph I'm literally raw dogging the Sports Illustrated party. It's nineteen ninety four at the spports Illustrated party for Hannah. I'm just hopping into photos, smiling, no idea what time it is. Also meanwhile, not to get into it, but my mom coming and I didn't leave her a key for the apartment. So my mom is Leordad Perfect. Left or dead. I have no phone. and everyone's just taking photos being like, howy do you look so pretty? I'm like, I know. Everyone's just like showing their tits and like So finally we see Lu Jo And he's all smiley and he's like, I have your coode And I was like, and where's my purse? And he's like, you never gave me your purse. And I was like, L, I sw wear a goy, you stole purse. No I'm just kidding. I can tell he had no idea where the purse was So now I have my coat, which is like fifty percent good. so I'm still dancing. You didn't go up to anyone that worked there? This is my thing. I'm not ruining people's nights yet. Like it was too early in the night for me to be like, that's my purse. L everyveryone was still like sober. We just got to the club. It was lit a club So I'm scared Half an hour goes by. The head of Sports Illustrated MJ Editor in chief walks into the party Holding my p And up to her I go It's crazy. that's my purse. Yeah, she's like PurS has no identifying information There's no wallet. there's because it was like a stylist gave me a purse. I didn't put a key. Wow I didn't put a wallet. I didn't put an ID. I'm like, I don't need ID I have a Charlotte Tilbury lip liner and my phone I think a pad for my greasy skin So she's like, we had no idea who this could be. Hannah, Hannah, not more than three days ago. Did I text Josephine for something? And I was like, you have to pay with your card. And she goes, I don't have my wallet I go, but you're out in the world. You didn't bring a wallet. and she goes, no, I just have like Apple pay. I'm the typey friend that's literally dancing and I'm like, I have a flight in an hour. No, I was I literally go, That's the most genzy thing I've ever heard to leave the house without your wallet or your keys It's something like weirdly rebellious or like empowering where I'm like, I'm not gonna fuckking bring it. And it's always like the one day they're like, you can't do anything unless you have your ID right now and I'm like, I've ruined nights because I don't have my ID. Well, yeah, one, that is like a very crucial thing to going out at night. And two, what if something happens to you and they need to know who you L I always am like, I'm Jane Doe. how will they know that it's me? My phone is being blown up by my mom becausecause my mom's like, hey, there's no key at the apartment And I'm like Thank you so much, MJ. I appreciate it. I'm just so in the moment of how good this party is, I forgot where all my stuff was. And she's like, everyone got their purse back. you clearly gave it to a girl and just never went to get it back. And I was like such a valid point. And we've learned to grown from this. Next day, lost my phone Molly Sims randomly is like, whose phone is this? I said, Thankk you, Molly Sims. That's my phone. This is the thing, becausecause it's whereortsillustrated and it' f of women, I'm like, I'm not losing anything here. Right We're surrounded by very successful, smart, cool women I could leave a newborn baby in the middle of the table and it would have had a better life than me wait, Hannah in a closed like ballroom full of cool women. I'm like I literally was finging my I lost my sunglasses. someone else found it. Then typical me, I had to I literally had to fly out and everyone's like, you got to go, you got to go. I'm like ye Yeah, my flight's at eight and I'm like, don't worry it's L Gardio. Like it's close. D'try. I'm chatting. Everyone's like, you gott go, you're going to miss your flight. Get in the car, realize It's fully JFK Like where did I even get the idea that it was Liguardia? And I'm just telling everyone like it takes twenty minutes for me to go Liguardia donon't worry about but it's not JFK Look at my phone Fel JFK. How long did you have to get there? I got there thirty minutes before boarding I really wanted McDonald's And there was a very long line, but in my head, I said, it's fast food This is what they do It's aboutast food It was a hot spot. Like everyone just wanted their McDonalds. Yeah And there was a huge line and I'm just I waited till the very last minute for my McDonald's to make it even more dramatic ran with a quarter pounder I wait, I was just gonna say since you like banned McDonald's on this last tour and like it almost ruined the worldld Tour U What is your order these days I just like a cheeseburger, no mustard. So McDonald's put mustard and it's like This isn't a fucking charcout re plate. Like give me a burger. Oh S see, I like the mustard. See, I like I like mayo If I'm really hungry, I add like six to ten chicken nuggets. You have to have two different meats Yeah You know, ye Yeah. Sorry, I want my protein. my protein. But yeah, I had a crazy sports illustrated weekend. All the girls are awesome That's really nice. It was giving like Kannna joined a sority and she didn't tell any of us and she's just like She said she was going to one school. She actually transferred one to a different one. She has all new friends. Look, I kept going around being like, I feel like I'm in a sorority and I feel like all the girls had been in a sorority and they're like, okay, and I'm like, I've never been in a sorority? Yeah, it was like you feeling female friendship I literally like was the biggest girl's girl this weekend But you know, you see it on Instagram and you're like, yeah they're all like pretend to be friends or like they're all friends. but if I was part of the group, I don't know if I would mesh. It was so fun Allona Mar and I were pretending we were Alex Earl's bodyguards We actually we thought of an incredible business idea. So you know, when people have bodyguards, it's like really obvious and also ruins the vibe Like I don't care how much fun you're having in Coachella. Why is that like man who's clearly sweating because he's in a full tuxedo standing in the middle of Coachella So I was like, we need undercover bodyguards that are just really strong girls. And when a guy tries to talk to the girl, you just go in front and you go Why are' talking or hert Do' my friend Do she want to talk with you? And you just like cause the scene and the other girl's innocent. She's like doesn't even know So I think we should just get a bunch of female rugby players to be bodyguards from now on I think it's an extremely smart idea Be like I feel like it's I don't, what are the men gonna do? like fight a crazy girl who comes running up? No the rug big girl's hand. And there's nothing men Dlike more. I feel like when a girl takes their job Yep I was gonna say just like talks, like is like A girl's friend comes up and starts talking. they're like, no You know, Everyone has that friend that will not let anyone talk to anyone in the best way. Like she's like, I'll handle him. Yeah. I'll handsle him Excuse me Nobody wants you here Noobodybody want do you notice get out And you're just like every group has that one girl that you're like, go, you do it Um Did you see the paparazzi picture of Kylie Jenner, Timothy Chalamay, Kendall Jenner, and Jacob Oordi? No, I just saw the one of Jacob Bordy and Kendall Kendle chugging a full bottle of rooseet Oh w I didn't see that one. She's like hold I that one There's just like all four of them in like an SUV like leaving somewhere and it was Actually Steph texted it to me and like the Instagram or whatever, and she was like, I feel like you would just love this I love when A list celebrities do A list celebrity things with each other And I love like an old school Paparazzi pick like just left the club They're like a little tipsy. It just looked like fun. It looked like they were having Wholesome fun. I love that for them and I love a double date and I wish I could hear the text afterwards of like what they thought of each other's manans. D manans get along? Do you think they're like, oh my go, we used to date like rappers and athletes and now We're conquering the arts, the artists men artist. I wonder if like Timothy and Jacob Alordi are competitive with each other? Yeah, like do you think that there's like a under Lying Like I would say that I would think that Timothy thinks that he's more of a serious actor Yeah, but I also feel like boys are so dumb. L boys are just like They probably just like boys. Society doesn't make them compete again each otherete against each other. They can actually both win a bunch of awards. There's enough room for everyone. whereere if they both were dating girl actresses it would be like, who's my sucestful? I remember the Jonas brothers, they literally took apart all the women in that group Yeah. Oh my Godd, remember when Joe Jonas was married to Sophie Turner, that feels like a real fever dream There's a new thing that Kesha announced called Geosexual. Are you familiar with this? I'm not It's when you only have sex in certain countries. So she says she only has sex when she's in Italy Obss obsessed. It's like it's like only eating bread and it' only. That is the most iconic thing I've ever heard I know I know I feel like I want to be that, but it's like my place is my bed. Weuita, love that so much for her. W she being serious? I don't know. it was just a quote, but I feel like that's so something you do in your thirties. You're like at this point. A this yeah, at this rate, I'm just gonna pick At this juncture, you gott to catch me I couldn't think of one place in Italy. In Rome Support for today's episode comes from Square. the system powering like half the places I go built Giggly Squad into a full business at this point. I know even we can't believe it. Between the podcast, merch, touring, everything, there's a lot of moving parts. And there's one thing we've learned. It's that you can be chaotic, but your business cannot be. 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I was like, I need to show my waist or I feel like I look pregnant Like I have to show I have to I like things that are kind of tight and stretchy And I tried it on and I said I look like an interesting annt. Yeah like a wealthy aunt coming in between her European vacations. And I just felt like I I do think the weekend there was a lot of range. I wanted each outfit to be like a different personality Yeah. I think you gave it. You gave a different vibe and that's important because then you have to switch up your hair and we all know how stress do you get about switching up your hair? I think I know what your favorite alph it was What was that? Do you want to say it? My favorite was the Sunday turquoise set or like light blue set I love that. I thought your favorite was gonna be the black sheer because I really like that too. My thing is the black sheer, like a black dress. I've seen it a million times. I loved it I loved it, but it's I want I want I like surprising people. I want to come up with new shit The problem with that the suit the set suit set and you ripped it Oh yeah, I forgot Becauseuse right when I DM you I said this is my favorite outfit, I then naturally went to the next slide and it was you having a sweatshirt tied around your wa so you'd rip the skirt The good news is that she was good all day The problem with like SUV cars is that you have to like step up into them And when I first want to step in it, I was in the very beginning of the day, I was like, oh, I could totally wrrip of it And at the end of the day, you know, when you're just done, you're like, I'm ready. I gott to go get my flight in Lardia, apparently. I very quickly jumped in the Uber and just felt the whole back so I go Thankkfully sports Illustrated to give me a free swatshir And that's one way to get merch. So I wrapped it around and it was good, but Yeah, that was That was unfortunate, but it as by the seam, it could easily be fixed U I went to a wedding this weekend. How was it It was nice. I It's not me if I don't have one problem or another. Like something is going to be itching me, irritating me, squeezing me. like I'm gonna have an issue. And First of all, look, me knowing I'm going to a wedding and like going to a social event that's like a long period of time, I'm gonna pop a beta because I just am Like, you know what? there's no shame in it. Like I'm just, I'm gonna pop a beta. So like I pop one, I feel fine. Great, get to the wedding. I'm like, you know what? I'm having like a nice time at this wedding. Also This wedding was so Italian in so many subtle ways that I felt just like comfortable. So I feeling myself, I really like my dress. I'm like, I'm having a good time. They're cocktailbert. How' doing Melon? Cocktail Albert was phenomenal. I'm just like really' like I'm gonna have a couple cocktails.. Sinatraas playing They had a fak syagam first. they had a fak syogrean person And if the Italans aren't consistent, it was just like good vibes. We had a good table. like everyone's having a good time. Cash and envelopes So many cash in envelopes. I literally was like I't even know there was cash anymore. I was like, I've only seen this in movies guys. Like I've never seen this before. Cookie table tremendous to the ceiling So like halfway through the wedding, I'm like, my dress is like tight. Like I knew it was like tight and the top was like corseted. Okay. I was wearing this like black Helsa like mIDI dress and the top was like very structured and then it like cinched at my waist like corset and then it went like structured down. But like when I was trying it on and getting it fitted, like it was fine. the morning So I'm sitting there for a couple hours. I'm three raviolis deep. And this was sage and butter, baby This was heavy The The ricotta was ricottaing And I'm like, whoa, my stomach is like really hurting I really like I don. And I said to Joe, I was like, look, this is like your friends and like I'm down to have a fun to home. Like we can go home whenever you want. He's like totally like whatever So it's like eleven thirty and I'm like, I gotta get the fuck out You're a completely different person by the end of the party than the beginning of the part. I'm like, I physically am counting my breaths because I'm losing air. Do you ever just sit in the bathroom stall? I do that at weddings? Well, I got to the point where I was like, unzip my dress. likeike just unzip my dress. I don't care. So I unzit my dress and then I looked at him and I said, I actually have to go home. So I actually called the car now and we left at midnight and I couldn't have been more happy I took the dress truly off in the car I couldn't do it I was thinking about the bathroom at weddings. If you just sit in the bathroom st still at weddings That's where all the gossip is happening. Like everyone has an opinion, everyone's talking shit about someone in the family. It's crazy. Totally. That's the podcast I want to listen to No, I didn't sit in there a long time, but I did sit there for a second and contemplate like, what if I went out into the parking lot? Do you think anyone At one point I looked at Joan, I was like, I might just go sit in the car. Well when you're not when you're just a friend of the wedding, you're like totally's gama. No I'm like they're having a full reunion of like their best friend and I'm like I'm a side character here.. No one would know if I slipped out. one hundred hundred percent. There's also a video of a girl doing the worm that everyone sending to me at a wedding where like you know, the bridees's maid and groom, brides's groom, whatever Maid of honor Just the brid J the bridesmen. Bridesmaids. Bridesmaids and who's the what's the male version? Groom'smen Groomsmen. Okay. We got the bridesmen. got m Yeah Brides, girls and the brrides boys and they're walking in and they d a little dance and then one girl She turns and she goes to the worm and I said, a woman by my own heart. As she does the worm, the back of her dress Literally they wearing short dresses. No, but it was like the you know how the back of the dress has like a slit? Yeah. So she starts doing the worm. The slit goes all the way up. she fully wearing a song and she's facing the entire wedding. And when she starts doing it it pops and everyone exclaims They all go who, and she probably in her head is like, I'm killing it right now Oh going viral, but I guess how does that not come across my desk? Everyone's like, she's a hero. like she's She's amazing So shout out to her. she's our woman of S of the Week Yeah, honestly, I give credit to anyone who in their head was like, yeah, I'm gonna stop and do the worm right now because the confidence I would liter I would choke And I've done it in many add dress You've done it on national television.'ve done it you've done it at Radio City Music Hall. The only difference is I don't wear thongs. so I have flashed the audience many a time You're so sick of it. You're like, not again, but they just see some hands underwear. It's nothing to excit. Yeah Nothing too exciting. Actually, you're also Women of STem of the Wek rununner up twice this week because Paage sent me her first ever message in Invisible In I thought there was a murder. I was like, this has never happened before I don't even respond to it. I go, who taught you how to do that? Well, do you want to know? I don't send you text messages with invisible Ink because you're the only person that like and I'm saying it with my chest And like let them see it. Let go, who's Hannah gonna tell I'm like, L like she's no other friends than she's talking to us about. But you were at Sports Illustrated weekend and I like I'm trying to be a girls girl. And so like I'm not gonna just like give gossip to some person that I don't. I could be looking over my shoulder. Right, R. So, did you know I had no idea where my phone was. so no one was gonna see. Right. My point exactly. L the last thing I need is like Piage Desorbo's name popping up, and it's just like the most scathing text There's such a freedom of not having your phone and it not even being your fault. You're like, that was the universe. They don't want me to have it. But when people text me now you can't see what they're saying. It just says new messages. No I mean, I have that. Yeah, no, I have that too. That's crazy, that's crazy. Harry Styles is new tour. He's wearing a tie, apppparently no one can have an original thought anymore Now you see just like average businessmen walkingar like, okay guys. give a girl credit. Give me credit. It's like kind of performative at this point. People are mad at his tour because there's like part of the setup because they do these crazy setups It has like a curve and some VIP people couldn't see anything because of like the way they designed the tour floor So clearly there wasn't a woman's touch involved. Is he like our like start you think of like our generation I think he's he's like a heart throb. I wouldn't say rockstar. Do we have any rock stars? I don't know, but it's so funny because anytime I'm around anyone, truly, and I accept you. And I say like, oh, I don't really get the Harry sttyles. Like I think he's cute and I think like a lot of his songs are very catchy. but for me, I don't get the heartthrob be I don't know. I feel like he's more like, oh, that's a guy friend in my group hundred bs That's the vibe he gives to me. Like he'd be a great time to like go out with and hang out. And we were too old for one direction Yeahah, maybe that's it. Especially with the topic I'm about to talk about next. Drop it What are we doing with our gray hairs? Be This is a ser no, like this is a serious question I have some girlfriends that dye their hair because they're like my grays And it's easy. My blondes, I don't even ask them because they're dying all the time. They are like, don't even have to deal with that That sound they've been dying their hair, not like. I was like what? They're dying their hair all the time so they don't really have O if they do, I don't think you could see it against the blonde. Right And also like they want to be that collor. They're like They get crazy sometimes. blonde community just catching strays every puck guys. No, the blondes have a tough go of it because they get this thing in their head they They get manipulated by their own blondness and they're like, I'm not blonde enough. and then ye. If you have a blonde friend and she's starting the transition to brrunette, have to be you have to be there for them. My favorite thing to do with blondes is when they go from platinum to like just normal blonde, I go, oh my go, you look so good Brunette. and then they spile And people think you're nicer than me. I know the sensitivity you have to have with a blonde who's transitioning. It's really w up You gotta watch them. They'll burn your house down if they're transitioning and someone says something. You know what people don't talk about though, brunetes who get a couple highlights and you don't realize looking back, you were fully blonde. I was blonde In my twenties and no one told me and it looked like shit Yeah, you were pretty blonde. was really blonde.. And I just went in asking for a highlight and next thing you know because the best thing that ever happened to you was Ombre because you were like no root situation. Yeah, I'll do it all day long. Ombre changed my Ombre. The girls loved Ombre. So with the grays, there is a spray Okay. that you a dye spray you get it your color, yours is easy, getet black or whatever your thing is. what are you Dark Dark fr. I'm espresso,. Okay, Esespresso. Espresso I'm a have a chano. So you get the color in the get chestnut. You I'm a rich mahogany. You are a rich mahogany. I'm a really rich library. You've never stepp foot in a library So you can spray it if you're like going outvery day. Okay, yeah, like a But there was a time on summer House when I was just by the pool, mind did my own business for the first time ever. and Paige came up likeike a monkey mom. and started yanking out all my gray hair. Well, because you were my first friend to have Grays. you had Grays young You must have been stressed, had you? I went gray early. had You went gray early. I went gr early and I guess my dad went greatay early Also my husband's gray, so I'm like trying to catch up. But you just started picking it in my head I was like, I was told that she shouldn't do this, but it's kind of fun right now. And you were so happy, like you were having so much fun floor I don't know, but they do grow straight up But I think that's ' grays have different like texture. I'd like a real woman of stem to clock in on this. Is that a myth that if you pluck a gray hair that five more grow? And if true, what would what would the science be behind that I have a girlfriend that like takes like scissors and like just cuts them down really low tweezing them right out. Yeah. Like I'm pulling, but I only ever get them on this side. But let me tell you something. The first time you do a ponytail And you randomly see like a bunch of grays onn the side. Yeah, you do have like an existential existential Like I sat there and I was like, I don't have children. I don't I don't have kids yet. I'm like, I don't have a pension plan It's really jarring.'s and it's really sad. And then it's just another thing where men it's like distinguished and wise and it's women. it's like you're disgusting Does's life got significantly better when he went gray. Well, it's just so annoying that like, you know what it is? It's that like I hate men that have hope Like if they have hope, it's really not good I don't want to ever give them any type of hope. and One thing that's really bad for the male species is There's always the possibility that they can get hot. I know. because like they do get better with a lookook at Steve Correll M, He's become a sex. Like Seth Rogan. Is that crazy? Yeah, it is crazy. And spepeaking of When you said would you say existential, what did you just say Exas stunch, Exus Ex st You actually have it. You have it. It' Eistential. Eistential. You have it. Someone wanted me to message you and say It's not all of the sudden, it's all of us sudden All of a sudden, all of a sudden Apparently you said all of a sudden. I don't know I'm just repeating. I'm justpeding on the middle ma' Okay, that actually makes sense, all. Were you saying all of the sudden? All of the sudden I don't know if I was all of a sudden. You're rethinking of the conversation. You never then. Okay, keep going. What were you saying? Oh ye, anyway with Gray's eye I will tweeze it. Also if you cut it too much, then you have a lot of like little spiky Right. And then I'm like craz pge too. Yeah, yeah I think people really do believe that if you tweeze it, like five more will grow in its place. That's why I'm like, we need to debunk this. But I do believe like when I'm in a meeting, if I have a gray that's showing, I'm like, you better fucking listen to me ' I've seen some shit Howow' see I feel unkempted Whenever anyone says anything about my gre or I bring it up, I just go sorry I did reality TV You wouldt do. Thank. Yeah, it was only three years, but I'm say it had a lasting impact. God You asked me if I watched the documentary. Are you talking about the crash? Yes It was intense. I've watched a lot of documentaries per your recommendation. and You watch some weird shit, likeike you like cultty weird sex like just like weird murder stuff. this documentary made me physically ill. Like I actually at one point was like, oh, I just got so nauseous from this. 'causeuse you know what it's like to be in a toxic relationship and how like Qickly it could happen That and also it was just It was so dupe. L she was so she could dupe so many people because like what she was like cute and like It was just very scary Not to be like I'm such a girls gir, but like yeah. throughout it, I really was giving her say at the end like the way she was crying, I was like, that's like a girl who like something accidentally happened. And like in court when they showed like her Instagram pictures, I was like, okay, what does this have to do with who she is as a person? L my further research. Yeah Apparently Netflix did not show all the evidence because it did seem a little gray to me and then at the end everyone wass like, yeah, fuck her. and I'm like, It did seem a little confusing Apparently on Hulu, there's another documentary called Mean Girl Murders where they cover the case and there's more evidence. Now, fast forward if you don't want to know what happened, but I'm going to give you all the tea This girl is dating this guy Dom. G name and they're in this friend group. in high school, they're smoking weed, whatever She gets into a car accident. and the The two boys she's with in the car die. And she's critically injured Like it's crazy she survived that Insane. That was the one of the number one reasons I was like, well, she's not going to do something on purpose. She's the in the car. She There's no way you would think, oh, I'll survive this. Or it was one of those like suicide missions, like I'd rather us all go than you leave me So apparently she had done A test drive previous days, like a couple times in that area and that area is nowhere near where she lives. So that's what the Hulu documentary has shown. That's what people are saying online that makes it like very clear that like maybe something was premeditated. Also in these small towns, I do feel like you know where every turn is. Like, don't she like, know where you're going if you drive Yeah. So she apparently did one hundred miles per hour. straight into a building And at the very last five seconds, it shows that There neutral and drive was going back and forth and that turned the the steering wheel and the guys were on top of each other. That could have been he got thrown or it could have been both the guys were fighting her m like trying to get her off the Yeah. But Petal, the dark thing about it all is that like shei wasn't trying to live if that was on purpose. Like she wanted them all to go Right. That's why it's so It doesn't make sense It doesn't make any sense. Like there's something missing. Her story from the very beginning is I have no idea what would happened. I've no idea what would happen. And then her mom was like, she has pots That is so not true. That I feel like was just My only thing that like I'm thinking watching it is you know when someone because they say they left at five AM You know when someone wakes you up in the morning and you're like pissed off, like why are you making waking me up? So every little thing you're just like, I'm annoyed I feel like he said something or someone texted him And it was like, if you don't tell me right now or you don't, if you don't do this right now, like I'll kill all of us. And that's and that's it. And then when it was too by the time it was too late, she couldn't. I mean, and I tried to think like maybe it was an accident, like there's no one on the road and she's like, let's go one hundred. And then was like, oh shit This There's a building Yeah. I don't know, but like It's some suburban kidship. Yeah, it was a really crazy story Really crazy and she's currently in jail. and But the way the documentary was done was weird Here's the other thing, like Not that I'm a parent, but In what fucking world are you letting your daughter move in with her boyfriend at seventeen years old? Like she had zero supervision, she had like Her parents knew she was smoking weed at such a young age. likeike, yeah, she's only going to progress to doing more drugs. She had too much freedom. They didn't didn't the personality. She didn't have the personality to have this much freedom as a child. They didn't explain things and they were like, yeah, Dom has a lot of money. No one explained how that happened. There was a text that said like I want to buy drugs from Dom. so I'm assuming That he was like a big de drug dealer in the area. He probably like sold weed Yeah, but he was able to get his own house. And she lived in it with him then the mom like Basically saying she didn't really know the other kid, so she didn't care to like say something. Didn't you write something down when you know you were gonna speak in court The whole thing was crazy. It's called the Crash. It's on Netflix. Let us know what you guys think. Somet is awriot. and it's because she gave them no information So like there was nothing to work with. And then she had her friend on just being I was just gonna say, people were really mad at the friend because she wouldn't talk to the police and she wouldn't But she would talk to Netflix. That's another reason which made me think she was guilty because If you are guilty, your friend isn't talking to the police You know Al her friend has like a TikTok following. so she was like, I was doing really well on TikTok. Thank you for this interview. We were best friends and she was perfect. But it is a weird like mean girl situation where one girl was like, she always defended me and then another girl was like, she told me to kill myself when they're trying to get like what she was like as a person And then she said that There was a car ride. He claimed that she was threatening kill them each other in the car. This actually is what No one should be driving Don't drive I didn't get my license. Yeah, this is why Hannah didn't have her license. My mom wouldn't let me leave the house and we're all better for it Truly Oh, they're just huge weapons Get a bicycle. I'm doing this new thing where I cook once a week And I'm really proud of myself. like I have had a transformational year. I've read a book eyes Hooked dinner. And like a hundred pages into Strangers Oh good. I need to get back into it. I like took a little bit. Everyone's into yester year. Oh my God, I can't keep up. I does anyone have a Like another hobby. Booktog is fucking crazy. Also I'm like, how fast do you guys read? No, these bitches are reading How are they reading so quickly? I order yesteryar. It's like sitting there and Des is just like wakes up at six AM in the morning, notothing to do for four hours before I wake up. So we just grabbed the book and brought to a coffee shop and basically finished it And he's like, what's this book about? He just reads things that are in front of him. He'll read a pamphlet. He doesn't care. Seriously, how long does it take you to get through one page of a book When I'm in the zone, I can fly, but like when I hit a like, you know, when you like can't get past a certain paragraph Like how many minutes is it taking you to read fifty pages I don't know I need to know I need to know what the rate of readers is. So you're saying like what's considered a fast reader and how fast are you actually going? And I need the spectrum, ladies. And what's a reader? Yeah. You should read next to someone? No. No Are you kidding me? You basically just asked me to go up to the board, show my work Okay, let's take a breath We're not in school and you can take as long as you need to get through that paragraph If you have to sound out the words, you do it you know when you can't get through a paragraph sometimes, like Yeah, something about it is just like where you like catch yourself like, oh, I was just thinking about something Yeah I have another thing we all have to listen to. The podcast I actually met them at Iheart. I think the girls actually a giggler, which makes it that much more fun It's called Love trapped Have you heard of this It's about Clayton from the Bachelor And he gets involved after, Oh, wait. Really crazy. Okay, he was the bachelor The worst experience on the bachelor Like E everyone hates him. He goes fuck this. He moves to Arizona to become a real estate agent Within a couple days, he gets a LinkedIn message from someone with no picture And this girl goes on to ruin his life and all'll say is He ends up hooking up with her She gives him T blow jobs And then she ends up claiming that It got her pregnant And then they go it becomes a huge Diabolical I'm only two episodes in, but it's like it's crazy pants. It's like a baby reindeer. Yes. She's blowing up his phone emails, he's blocking her. She's threatening to get his real estate license revoked. She's saying, I'll get an abortion if you date me for a week. He's like, are you pregnant? She's like, you can't come to the doctor's office. I'll say you're threatening me. like really scary stuff And No, people are scary. People are scary. Arizona shhout out to Arizona. Beautiful cacti. Yeah you w know what? it's so goddamn hot there. I be hot headed too I like the fucking air conditioning Oh my God. Do you remember when we went to Arizona for a show and we were so tired and we stayed at the W and we didn't realize it was like Sunday Funday and we walked in and it was just like playing huge club music and I was like. And I was like, I'm so sorry and you were gonna kill me Arizona was the first place ever that I was driving through and I was like, they have no front lawns No one has a front lawn. of sand. Yeah. I like didnidn't realize that was real. Like they have rocks. Yeah Yeah, and they have little lizards. People love Arizona. I love Arizona. I love the vibe. I love the Mexican food It seems very chill. Yeah, you know, for sure So I recommend people listen to that. We have a lot on the docket. We have a lot of homework for the girls. Yeah Anyway, how are you What are you up to this week A am I up to this week? U Just some like Daphne things Um, shouldh I like look at my skuds I kind of have a slow week, but I will be hanging out with my mom later again. You know, I have a lot of weddings. We a lot of weddings coming up. that's so embarrassing, I have no weddings Becauseuse all it does is friends are married and my friends are single Okay my friends aren't married. No, oh, it's a holiday weekend. Do you know like Oh forgot Is there even a weekend as an adult? L it's just a weekend to do list. It's not like it's relaxing. It's just the things you have to do on the weekend, like your laundry and like, you know what though, I talk so much shit, but there's nothing I love more than a Sunday reset day It's my favorite thing in the world. I know you get giddy. I get giddy to fluff up my bed and like light my candles in my room, do all my laundry. L I like to set the mood Sunday night in my bedroom at like seven o'clock, even though I'm not coming u tntil nine. I like to marinate and like. And Daphne's already laying there, like let's go, mama. Literally, it's like sensual There's smelling oils, like there's massage things happening. like it's really sensual I love that. I never know what day it is. but this week my trailer is dropping. I'm actually not sure which day. I'm nervous. I'm excited. Okay, let us know if you can tell what clip is in fact good hair clip. it's really important. I get so excited to drop stuff for gigglers. I then it it's just like, I don't know, it's a big deal. It's my body per by the. So keep an eye out for that. I got my mango, pineapple Dunkin refresher today with green tea less concentrate I got the Berryasai and this time I got green tea instead of sparkling, which I think is Wh I sucked it down so fast? Oh, it was easier because it wasn't sparkling. I was very thirsty M Well, thank you, Duncan for sponsoring the episode. We love you guys. Thanks for giggling and we'll talk to you later.
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