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Step kiding. Sry, fix a li px M of that's it He can't be maned B ot away from me Okay, we're doing a social experiment this morning. We we're recording Gigly squad at eight AM just Just for fun to see what happen. I packed a whole outfit to look cute, and then I walked in and I go, Nothing vibe You're literally my mom, you go, so you didn't clean. I cleaned for thirty minutes. I got this new maroon top that's like leather on the top and then like has like It v fringe on the bottom I had like white jeans. This apartment has never seen a fringe. And I go, you know what? I'm gonna stay in what I'm wearing. So we're sitting on my couch. age is a p It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. And it's a whole thing. First of all, Nick's just lost. That's why I'm wearing black Oh. my black neick shirt. And but last night poor Grace Grace had a whole day with me. Weed Seth Myers, we were running around. I feel like I'm gonna turn and look at you uncomfortable Good good thing you'rearing sungglasses. Yes. Okay. So she I basically after Seth Myers was like, what are you doing for the next game? And she's like, I don't know. I'm like o Okay, I'm going gonna come over and hang out. Yeah And I forget that I'm her boss because I'm like, maybe she's had a whole day with me. Right. And maybe she's them on her like boss coming over. Yeah. So I I come in, I come in at like, eightight thirty. Jump on the couch with her. Immiate start faciming you So her boss comes over start Im shock and all you guys are hanging out. We're literally on a sleepover. Yeah. I order pizza. And then me and you are loudly facetiming and Grace is just sitting there like, can I have a day? Can I have a minute in my own home at ten PM? Like for a second, I'm like, maybe she doesn't want to feel like me and you are At one point, when we were on the phone, I was gonna ask Grace to look something up for me and then I go and then in my head, I was like, no, it's ten PM and she's on her own couch. I'm not gonna ask her a favor right now. I actually wanted her to look up what the weather was gonna be like today for my outfit that I didn't end up wearing Wait, my favorite thing is waking up and like asking my mom what the weather is. And I ask Des and he goes, lookook it up. And I'm like, you've been up since six AM. Yeah, just tell me what the v. Tell me what the vire Also you can look at the weather app, but you don't really know the vibe. I go to my window every day, I look at the girls on the street. I go, are they in jackets? or just long sleeve shirts? they in short sleeve shirts Is it a? I will tell you. Is there Is it a Caprice And you don't I never look at the men because their temperature is not. So if I see a girl in a workout outfit plus a hoodie, it's a little chilly out. Wait, I have to say something about the neck. I'm not saying anything negative about the necks. Like I'm so proud of them. I really hope it's their Tim The Instagram videos of all the guys outside, I can't do it A actually can'tone goes, this is their rors tour. Like all the men are outside MSG together like chanting just sayang. Literally just kiss because they're like fighting each other. They like w to hug. They want to kiss. They want to hug so bad, but they're like they like are doing it in like a beat up way and I'm like just H So the best part about it is Paige keeps now has Nicks on her algorithm and she's realizing that I guess who's commenting on all of these videos? It crazy. Every time I look in the comments and I see your name, I I'm like going laughing. But like I saw a video last night when they lost and the streets were crazy and I'm like Women are emotional. What are you t? You just beat up a guy for wearing a jersey that you don't for you don't like You wearing an outfit you don't like, but we're the problem. You' wearing a guy's name that you don't like because you don't like that guy. It's like, that guy's wearing black and gray, and we're not wearing black and gray tonight. It's like, okay, Regina. No, but talk about me No, literally talk about mean girls. They're like, I don't like the guys you support I'm so obsessed with it, but I'm also like now I'm nervous for them because the Kicks have been so bad for so long and now they're like supposed to win. and I'm like, don't put that on these guys My first thought last night was are did any of them pop a beta before they came out tonight Because what is like they're so nervous. and like the pressure. I know. But, um The gigglers were funny. There' some Spurs fans, obviously who are gigglers. and This is a safe space for you guys. We just whereere are they even from Tony. We've been there. Yeah remember? Nope, you don't remember. I don't. It was dark time. The only thing I know about the Spurs is that Eva Lingoria's ex husband used to blame Sony Parker and he's French. And the and he this is like hot French guy he cheated on her whilst I think he was still playing that's the only thing I know about the sppurs. An athlete cheated My Nana was visiting Grace last week while I was traveling. Okay, everyone's just hanging with Grace. Grace is like, look, we She loved her family. She loved her family and sometimes I'm like, do you want to rent a gndma? I was like Nanna go visit Grace. callalls Grace and goes I made pesto. Do you know what pesto is? No She's like, you're fair skinn you have blue eyes so you probably don't know Marinara. care. Do they know what linguini is? But she literally said, Do you know what peso is? Yeah a baby clam Bye Do they have those in You guys like seafood in North Carolina. you had a baby? Youave ever put a bread crrumb on the baby clam? A little olive oil on a clam You call it a cllamppss casino. You might call it something else where you're from. And then you take the bread and you soak it. Wait so Nan, literally it was like rent a grandma. Yeah. You know when you just miss your graparents and I was like I'm just about my grandpa anyway, She visited and I was like ask them about Brooklyn in the thirties or whatever. As why you were gettinging her question. I said ask Nanna about the apartment. She made a right in biography. but old people love And it's like that never gets to hear history from the horse's mouth. Yeah, her story So that was fun.. Oh One last next thing. So I took my dad to a practice. I was at the game yesterday. I took him to a practice, and we're in the hallway and I see Fat Joe I Sorry I know that's his name, but That sounds like a name that we need to name like my old situationship. like I make my birth fat Joe. No, that's the guy on hinge in my phone that I'm like Please don' text him again. So I see Fat Joe coming towards me and This is thing New York is like healed right now. Like New York people are streets and like saying, good morning. One of my girlfriends was on the B with Fat drone Timothy Shalomee. IM I was like, Oh yeah, whereere are you? Oh who are you? Are you kidnapped? Are you getting traffic? wearing a bandana as a shirt? I go, what is happening? Alexa? And I was walking on the street two days ago Mills a day Mhm And people are just yelling, Go Nick. Yeah I'm like this is c. I made TiTok yesterday I was like, I don't know what the caption so I just did go next. I know. I know, but I got home and I realized I was wearing a nick shirt, so that makes sense, but I didn't realize I was wearing aick shirt at the time. ye ye. But the New Yorkers are literally like they've never been nicer. Wait, the other day I was getting off in the airplane and it was me and Joe. And some girl turned and goes, arere you guys going to the game? And I didn't think she was talking to me, so I didn't say anything. And in my head I was like, well fucking g ing a guy because I was like, I don't know what game? You have the game alike. I was like no. But that's what college is like when you're at a Every Sunday, it's like about the game. Like everyone's going the game, Eone's watching the game. everyveryone, if we win or lose is affected by the game. But anyway, so I see Fat Joe and I don't bother celebrities you guys know me. Yeah You know me. I'm like that this girl did a TikTok where it's like when you see a celebrity and you think you're cool because you're not speaking to them. That's literally me. I'm like I'm so respectful right now. Anytime I walk by Julianne Moore anywhere the city, I'm like Is that like a regular ocurren? Yeah, like Julian Mooore iss like always out in the city. I've seen her like four times. And sheoo's red hair so it's you seea. You see her I've never said hi once, but you're so cool for that. Thank you I've seen her at a dner, I've seen her at In my head, I'm like, Well, one day when I'm in a movie with her, that's when I'll meet her Why force it on her now? Right Why bother her dating, R? But I see Fat Joe and I was like It's the Kicks. like I'm saying hi to fat Joe. But then as he's coming towards me and he's coming towards me with his click. Yeah, like he rolls with a click. U those do you think he came up with the name Fat Joe? or do you think someone was like, great question. Joe this is the thing. As he's walking towards me, I'm like, I don't feel like I should call him Fat Joe. I feel like I don't like speaking about people's bodies, right So then I just go, Hi, Mr. Joe. But that's my move, you guys. I've done it before. it works. They love it. I did it to Rick Ross. I said, Hi, Mr. Ross. that? Wh did you run into Rick Ross somey is DJ Callid on the Well, DJ Callid, he's everywhere Okay as someone who doesn't a fuck about sports. Is he Jake Cal in New York? No. He's a Miami heat fan. When I saw that last night on the TV, I was like fake. I was like, why the hell would they let Jake Calid sit on the court? No that's well maybe he just paid for it, but No, but the Nickser have been really strict about who's on celebrity what celebrities are at the next. You have to. You have to be like a hard train. Morgan, Ben Stiller. Well, becauseuse also there's didid you see the thing that Jennifer Lopez said? Oh yeah. that was like JLO. You're only a New Yorker if you werere born here. This is my thing with JLo. She loves a villain ar I actually did watch her new movie on Netflix. Stop moving your tongue like that. What You were just moving your tongue. Yes, Wh I was talking. I did not. am I becoming like a crazy old person who doesn't know what my limbs are doing at all times Wait, so pricey Veggo I say hi, Mr. Joe in front of all of his friends. Yeah. And I and then I just go to dab them up Pat was there, Pat saw it. and he looks at me and he just Daps my ass up and then Did you hu No, but dabs are like more intimate than yggging because we did a full secret handshake. Yeah Do know how to do Oh loser, Hannah. Wait, that was really good. But your fingers are so long I got lost in it. Wait, that was really smooth. Actually, that's like a non sexual thing that I find attractive, like when guys like see each other for the first time and they like dap each other up. And one time I had a boyfriend I couldn't doubt No He never dapped anyone. L his friends would walk in and they'd say like, K, and I'd be like, I have to run away. I'm like, none of you ever play sport in high school so I have to go. There's nothing hotter Th then two guys who just met smoothly dapping Yeah. There's like dap chemistry between guys. They also have levels to it. like They're not pulling in if they don't know what you. I think it's so. And then there's a sheet. There's a snap sometimes. Yeah, that's like they're real good. When the snap that'sully Maricane Ashley Let do a snap They love their secret handsakes. Soestly it went it like went. The interaction went really well And then he walked off, and I think they were doing a podcast and one of his podcast producers was like, My wife really loves you guys. And I was like, so I'm in with Fet Joe. Yeah. Then I just almost wanted to start walking with his click. Oh those groupies. Yeah. I wonder like his friends definitely don't call him Pad Joe, Hey fat It's like Lady Gaga, like you don' a lady. But I think they're calling her Stephanie. I think they're just calling him Joe, Joe. Wait, okay, so back to the JLO thing What do you think? How many years Or do you think you have to be born 'ause you're born New York, so you're a true New Yorker. Do you think you have to be born and raised in New York or do you think you have to live here for a certain amount of years? This is the thing I feel like she I feel like she got annoyed that people made fun of her for the like orange soda thing. Yeah, she's on her own tour. Yeah. like her own revenge tour. She's on her revenge tour with it Um, okay I am a firm believer that what makes New York so beautiful is that it's a melting pot of so many different cultures that have come from so many different places. and that's what makes New York so great Miss USA And peace and world peace. But I always tell people like if you can survive New York, like you're a New Yorker. There his a girl on TikTok say Like the saying is like after you've lived here for ten years, you're a New Yorker and someone was like, but there's inflation, so it should be twenty years. And I thought that was good. I think it's like a Like, I think Grace is a newew Yorker. There' an energy. You're a New Yorker when you're here and you're I think if you've gotten into a physical altercation at Lag Guardia, you're a New Yorker. If you've yelled at anyone at a major airport in New York City, you're a New Yorker. Yeah. but I also feel like this is the thing If I move out of New York, I'm still a New Yorker. Yeah. If someone else is not from New York moves out in New York. you're not New York anymore. Right. That's the biggest difference. I would agree with that. That's the biggest difference. But like I always say You come in New York is going gonna chew you up and spit you out.. New York is crazy. There was Every block is insane right now. If you can just like laugh at it and enjoy it. Yeah. I will say after living in New York for I think I' one am my You're of twelve years. You're a New York. eleven or twelve years Going anywhere else and being there for like longer than a week You're kind of like What do you guys do Lakewood What do you guys do every day? Like there's so much energy in New York that isn't in other places like so over other place is so much slower and it's like Wow, this is how you guys live every day. Well, I understand why people think New Yorkers are assholes because every block, something's happening on that block that would be headline local news. Yeah, but it's not always mean. L I've been that' a country where people have been way meaner to me in the middle of the year. New Yorkers are New York. New Yorkers are you just cannot talk to every single person because every single person's having like the craziest thing happened in their life in that moment. But if you walk down the street anywhere in New York and you're like, But's the time like someone is they'll tell you responding to you. You just yell it and someone respond. Also there's such a freedom that you can just and no one cares. And you can wear whatever you want because no one knows where you're going or where you were coming from That is so So you could have been coming from a Gala, they don't know. I feel like there's some places where everyone's be wearing the exact same outfit doing the exact same thing. New York, you're so right. You can wear anything. EDSM outfit and people He's going somewhere. we it You know that feeling when your ponytail suddenly feels a little fuller? orr when you head out the door and you realize you didn't even need to do that last mirror check to make sure everything's sitting right? Those small moments start to add up. and before you know it, you just feel like yourself again Neutrphil supports hair health from within, helping you grow stronger, visibly thicker hair, so those that feeling when moments happen more often than not. 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We will be there every week At participating McDonald's for a limited time while supplies last, All rights Reserved twenty twenty six. McDonald's at FIFA World Cup twenty twenty six Wait, since this is a sports podcast, the next thing I wanted to bring up that's like really causing me anxiety is the FIFA World Cup Where are they putting all these goddamn people? Where is it It's in New Jersey. What? is that Mat lifeife? What? But like how are they getting there Foreigners going to New Jersey makes me laugh so. It's like a whole crazy thing because everyone's like, well, we'll just walk to the stadium. Everyone in New Jersey is like no Wait British people, New Jersey makes me laugh so much. Anyone in New Jersey makes laugh Italians in New Jersey. they're gonna like fight with the American changing all the Airbnb rules. likeike now everyone's Airbnb their house. I'm nervous about it. I'm just confused. L met lifeife is such a man because like They're like, yeah, like we can do it. like we'll host it. And it's like, okay, like we're gonna come. We're gonna go' done this before. Yeah, like we're gonna go to Met Life's house this weekend. like Did you get all the necessary drinks and like food? And M life's kind of like, yeah, we'll figure it out how you get here And it' like, okay, well, there's nowhere to park I love that you're in all the New Jersey neighborhood like drama. Are you going tell a New Jersey housewife No. I startarted watching Rhode Island. Acent is a combination of New York and Boston I do also love Don't tell Love Island. They'll blow their mind. Don't tell Love Island where Rhode Island is. They'll freak out I can't get myself to watch Lve Violland I saw that intro, that was kind of catchy. What was the intro? What's with the music video that they do for the intro Oh yeah. Is they going like this with their arms? See, if I'm Ariana, I'm getting that taken out of my contract. But she loves singing and dancing. Oh she But like if someone s that we were doing a music video before, I'm like no. Also are the people like getting in a huge fight and crying and then they're like, hey, we have to actually shoot the intro right now. Like you know how reality TV works. You know they just like someone just got in a fight and they were like, now we're doing the intro Well, no because it's real time. Oh Wait, did you watch it? The intro I just see it on my TikTok gs. Where the contestants in together? It was like separate. then they they shoot it separately. And then one girl was like doing splits the whole time and I'm like, that would have been if I knew how to do a split God, you' know how to do. That would you would ruin our friendship. No for sure I'd being a split right now Stam Slitz. I would end every sentence with the splitz. pereriod Um Also usually do Alleipa's wedding You loved it I love her. obsessed with her. becausecause I love people where I'm like, that's not a real person. That's not a real person. That's not a real life story. You're telling me they met reading the same book Yeah. C on. Yeah. Come on. I did see some like TikTok drama. I'm lucky if a guy like I can read a text. I can't even think of something. Kns what hesing He' so low at thirty three reading the same book and they were on the same chapter and he said to her, I guess we're on the same page. Shut. That was a put that together. I think that romantic stuff doesn't happen to me because I would be like, like if a guy was sitting next to me and we were reading the same book and he was like, haha, we're on the same page.'d be like Get away from me not to put Gace on Blast for the third time on this podcast, but We love her dating stories And I'm not going to get into detail of it. Yeah. We're basically went on this like horrible date. and at the end, he said one of the funniest things I've ever heard He just goes after a horrible date, like hor like the worst shit you can imagine. He looks at her and he goes We're gonna to make history together And I think that's how I'm gonna to end every phone call from now on. Like how did you not call the police after that?ike history. A I going to be in a Netflix doock where like I'm fucking my skin is hanging in a basement? Like what do you mean we're making history together?. I'm changing my signature and my email Like that is we're gonna make We're gonna to make thisistay He also told her, My dad is paying for this, which Loy, I'm like, at least I know where the source is coming from. A least I h dig Yeah for like info. Yeah, Okaykay. Update. Secret Lives of Mormons So As you guys know, Paige like put on a season three. Were you in season three? Who knows? Who knows? But I was like, okay, I'll just startar. watched it in like go crazy format. Crazy format because I felt like if I watched it this way, I wasn't like actually watching it. Yeah, you're tricking yourself. tr. So I was like, I'll watch Ill finish watching what Pige put on. Right. And then I was like, well, that doesn't makeense so I'm gonna go to the season before that So I finally last night was like, okay, none of this makes sense because I'm watching it in reverse. Let me go season one. Let's just watch season one episode onene and I finally committed I need to like write Whitney Levitt. a handwritten note Also, Dimmi is so hard to say. I want to say Demmis so bad. but I think you can. I respect your culture. Yeah. No one was mad at Dimi at all in the first season. Yeah No No, because they hated Whitney so much And then it like immediately flip flop. No, it's It's some of the best reality TV. And but the edit is so clear to me. Like there's this moment where You tell Whitney has a reason she doesn't like Taylor And you're allowed to like be hurt and not like someone? Well, because Whitney really she's not fake. Because they are all Mormon and a lot of them are married and like love their husbands, Whitney, I think takes her marriage, not even like the religion aspect. I think she takes her marriage the most serious of like all the other girls. The other girls are like, I will divorce tomorrow if you let me Yeah. whichich like I love that too. I love that too. But like I feel like she Her and her husband I feel like they really do love each other. This thing with reality TV too is you have to be fake to make it work. Totally. Whiting's like. You told everyone that me and my husband were swinging. P also was cheating at me. She she She opens up and tells everyone. And I'm not saying anyone's good or evil or to root for when you want. I'm just when I was watching it, I was like Whitney's also a performer. You could tell that she was giving them stuff, like even the Fruity Pebbles thing. You could tell the producers were like, this will be a great scene. We don't have anything going on tonight. Can you just put this together? She'll think. She show did. She didn't do anything that you you could tell it was like four TV and then When there was nothing life ruining. also You know the episode starts and Taylor Frank Pul is like, I just hope that all my friends show up to this baby shower, even though I haven't seen them all in a year. and last time they saw me I was getting arrested, but I hope they all come to support me. And every three seconds, I hope all my friends are going to be there. I hope all my friends are going to be there. You know that the producers told Whitney, like some people are coming some aren't like whatever you don't have to go Yeah. So then the whole thing becomes how horrible W Whitney is and Whitney's like, I haven't talked her in a year. That's weird. Yeah. And that's totally that. like you're just supposed to show up at the baby trunk at a baby shower, you us really want to go to I'm like, I don't even want to be here. Look at how my b is the last. And now I' le b And then there's a scene where Whitney and Taylor finally have their talk to like work it out. and as someone who understands a little how the sausage is made. You can tell that the conversation is going too well. L they're getting along. They're getting like they're understanding each other. Like Taylor's like, I understand I hurt you and I'm sorry. and's like, thank you for listening. And then they're like, toe? go fuck that shit up. Like Dimi runs in and then just starts yelling at Whitney. And I'm like, Whitney and Taylor, it was working too good and producers were like, we gotta create a fight. How is there not a scripted show about a reality show. Unreal is like the one show. Yeah, but that's almost like They tri they made that show so serious. like that show wasn't funny. Yeah Yeah, and and it is there's a I think's to it. Yeah, there's a funniness to thinking about like all these people sitting Because they do sitting around like a boardroom and being like What's going to really piss her off this summer? Yeah you know, like what's going to really grind her gears? Yeah. So but then also the fact that like Whitney just kept crying and like feeling misunderstood and like running away, like The fact that people saw that and were like, fuck her, she's evil It's just The mases can be asses You heard it here first the masses can be asses. Well, yeah, also like There's something really dark that people that you don't know have the power to like change your reputation from year to year Like Whitney went from the most hated to then like, okay, semi hated to then the most loved. And she's the same person. And she's the same person throughout the whole thing. But also that's like really mental. I didn't watch season two She definitely Stop talking, right? A a little bit yeah. She' cool. Guess I'm not gonna every time I talk it's gonna to be a thing. I'm going to stop talking. So it's really, there's like such a lack of critical thinking skills for But yeah, I love, um revisiting things that in the moment was everyone jumped on the bandwagon. I hate a bandwagon. Yeah, you do. I hate the second I see it, I'm like, I can't support this bandwagon. Like I don't even know what happened and I'm like, I don't like this bandwagon And But people it's like when people see a line outside and they're like, it must be good. I'm gonna to wait in that line. Im Those are psyotic people I don't believe I've ever met someone that's waited at a line. E I see a bandwagon or line. Think twice. okay? That's how we're gonna. Wait, I have a question for you because this came up in just like my daily life last night and then I was like, oh, I wonder what Hannah does organize like your day, like your to do list for The day I have a note That says shit to do Like the iPhone notes app or you have a separate notes app. Okay. And you do you have like a An everyday one I have like this is a to do list and it's like just for today. It's like my life one that I'm like because every day I try to down to zero. Oh wow. But the truth is with you try to get that list down to zero. How many things are on that list right now But so I have were like things theseese are like work things that aren't Don't need to get done U whereere what's like you're like Oh yeah, then there's a to do now Oh my. Th there's a different from the other to do. Yeah a long to do then you have like a I've actually a imiate to do. G Honestly, because my specials out, I'm kind of living like Fuck my day to day. I'm like, we just gotta focus on the special right now But my to do list on my phone runs my life. How do you know what like how do you do your calendar Like my calendar also are you using Do you know Does doesn't use a calendar on his phone Also I have to apologize, Evo' mad. He's not a boomer He's a genX, I apologize. It just boomers way funnier to say. Oh my God, Thanksgiving. I'm not Gen Z. I'm shut up know people were like,our husband's not a boomer. And I was like, He's my husband, I'll talk shit when I want to both of them just in housing crisis. So does it really matter? I said, you don't use your Google calendar and And he's like, I'm like, how do you know what's happening two weeks from now? And he points to his head That's how people used to do stuff back then though No, people always had calendars even though it wasn't theirone. He's not I don't know how he does anything. If I don't write a down It doesn't. It's not happening. Yeah I have my calendar. My calendar runs everything. my problem is if I don't look at it in the morning, like I'm fucked Okay, My notes app is also I treat it as like a manifestation. So like so I don't have it, it doesn't say to do list. it says to. to do this Isn't that I told you to do that. I'd made it up in my head. Did you really? Yeah Yeah. And then each day I have it like my schedule and then my to do list. Someone DMed me and said, I think you might be a little OCD and I said, h. Let me look into it I think that's on your list too. So I think I think I get to be OCD. I think I could be slightly a little OCD Well, look. to overanalyze. but we've made a whole career. So it is. Actually have been getting less and less anxious. Like I socialized all weekend and I' get a buck. But this is the thing with OCD. It's it all' combined. So like you can get OCD because you're trying to control the future, which is a symptom of anxiety. Like I would be OCD when I had a tennis match, I would have to like Do you all these Like anything I didn't want to do, I'd make myself do. or like someone would like drop trash like across the street and I'd be like I'm gonna go pick that up because I'll win my match if I do Like I would like do like that's almost like a superstious. It was superstitious. But like if I didn't do it, I'd feel like O. Interesting. Do you get that when you are gonna do your special Oh listen A little freaky like right before a big event where I'm just like where you have to do random tasks I just like Sometimes I'll do things I don't want to do because I think it's good karma Something a man's never said Sometimes I do things I don't want to do N they've never done that U yeah, I get that. but anyway, I get to I get to do stuff. I get to. and I think that's a really wait, beautiful. Do you know if you startred a book I get to You could be Mel Robbins Actually she's gonna to steal it. She's already written it The new I get to let them is I get to I get to be annoyed today. L to be I get to be pissed off. Yeah. I get to be irritated Like this morning I was like anxious and then I was like Why? I get to like go hang out with my friend. in her dirty apartment on her couch. Yeah Whould just be myself You lo slumming it up with me. I love it because I can like there's no pressure My dad visited me yesterday And he we like ate Chinese food and then he started like cleaning it up and I was like, Hey, hey What children have to do here? I go mom's not here C's out for the n. There's your way. The kids will play. You are the definition of that. like at thirty four, you're like I was like no parents here. You can leave the plates in the sink forever my dad looks at me, he's like really awesome. Yeah your dad's like qu seriously. I was like, we could drink as many sodas as we want My dad when actually, when I was little with my dad He'd be like, let's get ice cream don't tell mom Would your dad do that stuff ever Um, no. 'm really scared of her No my dad scared my mom. The only time that's ever happened is one time my dad took me to the gas station and they behind the thing, they had these like light up belly button rings And I was like, Dad I don't get that light up belly button ring like I think I'll die. And I was like eight and he was like totally. And so he buys me this light up belly button ring and I go home and I'm like I put it in my belly button if like one Yeah, obviously. like this little like button thing that you like clicked and it like was all these colors. I'm bving in the guest. And my mom took one look at it and she was like is that she was so mad at my dad. She told like that's a gateway drug She was o, she's on a pole. Yeah. literally she was like, you're never I could never pierce my belly button, I still think about it all the time. Do you when girls were piercing their belly button? Yeah, it's actually like really upsetting to me. I I never crossed my desk. I was like the ow I think I cried about it at like seventeen. like please, let me percing your lips. Do you remember the girls are percing their lips No, you are a real New Yorker. New York Girls. They had crazy piercing. No. One time I did buy like a fake Hung ring 'cause you're a free. Yeah. And I loved it. But like I was like, I'm gonna choke and die Becauseuse it was like a suction cuff. Yeah. I went like to one night out and they' like, it's not who I am. Like I wanna be here, but it's just like it's not who I am You know girls would have like one lip ring and it looked so uncomfortable. I was like, how do you speak? How do you do anything? But it was like they committed to the bit. You know what I never liked? L I didn't mind a nose ring, but I never understood when girls would get like their eyebrow pierced. Like That always freaked me out. I was like, oh, you're mischievous. You're cool. Yeah. like you do you stay out You know, I would do now if I was twenty two I would shave forard my eyebrow a line in my eyebrow Why Wh do you have to be twenty two You get to. You be any age you want. You totally do. You can be any age you want. But we are of the age we're now like I'll put an outfit on. I'm like it's a little too young for me. I know say Which is weird. I went to a club on Friday night and I and I put an outfit on and I was like No, I can't wear that to a club. What'd you wear? I wore shear wish wait, I didn't even tell you this. no use on my TikTok Yeah Oh wait, no. you were waiting to announce that youre woman will have someone really. Can you I actually saw it and I was like, I'm saving it. Tell me in depth, like details. I have these black sheer capries from Magda Boutrum, but they're like regular pants. like they have like a zipper and like a button, but they're completely sheer. And they give you these like black granny panties to like basically wear with I lost the underwear that goes with the pants And I was like, you could have instacarded underpants It didn't even cross my mind because I had to leave in like twenty minutes. it. So I was like, okay, And I wasn't there at the time because I would have given you options. I didn't have any black bathing suit bottoms that were like full coverage. It the fact you don't have one granny panty lag around? I don't own one thing that covers my ass You don't have any bikinis like cover your butt? No,? Who makes them? I've never seen one. It's never crossed at my desk I've never seen one. All my underwear, even my period underwear, chic, secks me Lace right? de lace Like they're gorgeous. You I'm like, what the fuck am I gonna do? I have one pair of like Victorias seecret where it's like a thick band, but it's still a thong. But it's like cheeky kind of.. So I put them on and I'm like, no, my whole asshole is still out I take another pair of underwear and you know how like a thong, obviously the front is more coverage. So I flipped it around So then I I had two pairs of underwear on. So you are basically thonging yourself from the front and liking my Gillotining my vagina I'm like, don'try it'll just be a couple hours If there was any time any time I was gonna get a UTI, it was in that moment because I'm like so my vagina is like suffocating. You get to have a UTI I get there's some girls out there that don't even have a vagina and they'd love a UTI Um wait, that's Incredible. Yeah, so I was like so proud of myself. So I wore sheer capries and this like gold top and I loved my outfit. that night When someone comes over to give me a spray tan I don't haveave a song Oh like I do have a thong Wait, the only thong I have is like a lace thong that I've never worn but I have for emergencies. I'm not wearing a lace thong to get sprayed tann. So I wear my granny panties and then I just scrunch it in my butt. like I give myself a wedgie and I go Go for it. wait, hand, I'm going naked. I'm not going naked I have first of all, have I have a family. Wait Wait I don't go naked. Am I weird for going naked? Yeah. I'm Labia out. She's like kick your leg out. I'm like, for sure, great dude, I'm naked, even if I have my period, I've got a tampon in there. Like hang it It's two girls she's spray tanning me. We know what we're here for. No ready to impress anyone? I'm a prude. I'm like Also, I'm like this girl's had a day. She doesn't need to see My lab I mean, I do think when they're like turn around and bend, I'm like, this is a little and Oh it's like you just met them. I'm like, let's go to first base first. L second base, Maybe like over time, I'll be like, I'm ready to take my underwear. Our kids like it doesn't even cross my mind. I'm like, yeah. When you go do a massage, do you take it off Well, no, no. someome people do T take their underwear off during a massage. Yeah becausecause they're like I don't want toed G when they're like doing it Oh you have a because they're there's no way arere you wearing a thong in a massage Because you're sometimes you have to take one leg out. So how are they doing no underwear? Well they then they put they put and I do like a guy, Masuse me, but their hands are bigger and I dare I say they are stronger. come for me, I do prefer a malmasuse. It I want a gay malmasuse. I don't care because the first time I ever had a guy Masuse, I literally stopped and I was like, wait. It's so much better when your whole hand is on my whole neck Like it feels different Honestly, Okay Everyone I'm trying to say Every female Mas I Al also saying female, this just turned us into a red pill podcast, But every woman Masuse is listening. They've trained their whole lives to an art form and you're like, I want a man I know. I think I'm part of the problem. I get it. S Look, I think it's someen are good, some men are bad. I don't want them to be good looking because I don't w want to feel like I'm like on a date Absolutely now. I've never like looked them in. you're gonna to be good looking, be like really good looking where I'm like, okay, this is fun But if they're like just like normal, good looking, I'm like, I don't want it I have to think there are any women out here getting like happy endings at of massage Yeah like where do you think it's like really upscale places that you would like never think? Or do you think it's like country clubs? I always think it's country clubs. Women are doing it and I need them to start. I need like a secret anonymous board where they're writing where they're doing it because I just want to know what's the What's the vibe? Wait, I never told you the story, but I went to a place that was u CD Beuse you know me. I'm getting a group yog go anyway. You're getting a group on. A foot massage fifteen dollars. Hell yeah, you're there one point in the beginning of the massage becauseuse in my head in the back of my head, I'm like, is this a place where like a rubbin tug? And at one point in the beginning, she says, yourour body's really sexy So the entire massage, I can't relax. I can't relax because I'm like, she's gonna Give me happy ending The entire time every time she tells me to do something, I'm like, and that's when they stick it in. Like the whole time I'm in my head, like I can't enjoy it at all. I'm freaking out because you know I'm a proude. So I'm freaking out. And then I would have left. I would have been fre Freaking out. But then at the end, she's like, thank you. And then I'm like, am I the creep Maybe she didn't say sexy. Maybe she she said sexy I think I don't know what happened, but I think I was like sweating at one point and she's like, get out Like I was so scared But isn't it funny like she never was gonna do it and the whole time I thought she was. Oh my God. But then part of me then like It's a full hour. so then a quarter way through I was like, I could do this. like just do it do for the story. People don't talk about these enough. L they're out there, they exist. like there's definitely like five a street over in New York City. Like I do feel like the men are doing it. the girls should be doing it. It's just like harder for women 'use you have to like mentally be present But this is the thing You got to No, you get to have a happy ending. You get to. Yeahah. I think in like Hopefully and like twentyenty years. The way you go to get a facial, you can just go and get a couple of orgasms No, I don't want to do that And that's your Catholic guilt. is that is, yeah. Yeah. ye I like that's bad, that's naughty No, it's not If people orgasm more, they'd be Iit was Googling, I'm like, hasas Layla from Mormon Wives had an orgasm yet? becauseuse it's been three seasons. H Shane now She's kids. Apparently she has Oh, she has I do think like everyone's giggling about it and I'm like, this isn't funny But it's not a joke. No, it's not funny. No, it's not funny actually not funy she's funny at. She is too kish. She's too kish. She's been married before Multiple times. And not one man has given her an orgasm. And they were joking like takeake this toy home and she's like, I'm like, no. You literally take it Figure it out Also, her exes must be so embarrassed. I'm like if'm any of her ex boyfriends, I'm what of changing my name? Literally has orgasmed and she just loves making all their exes look bad. It'sike she brings a guy on and she's like couldn't orgasm with him. That's that I love that then. This episode of Giggly Squad is sponsored by Hagandaz. You know that feeling when you've been going nonstop and you finally just sit down And everything gets quiet for a second, that's the energy Hagandaz is giving and I'm so here for it. They just dropped a brand new flavor made to be saavorered There's the new coffee almond Tffee ice cream. It's Brazilian coffee ice cream, buttery toffee pieces, crunchy California almonds. 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Tumic humor it Sor Anna, I won't be here dis bugging mic someone We're like in a hockeyame where when it gets we start fighting, we then go just let him fight it out. Yeah Like you never hit your brother before or like your little cousin or like you No, because he was younger than me, so it was like, I would get in trouble if I hit him. I think when I was like really little, Id probably hit him, smacked him around a bit. I remember once I squeezed his head because I couldn't hit him so I just squeezed his head I feel like the last time I like really hit someone was my brother and I feel like I was If I called my brother, I would beat the shit out of him. Yeah Yeah, peopleople always talk about like sisters how they fight. like Yeah, I was still fighting too at home. It just like mine was way less fair. Yeah. L I also feel like playing sports, I was like hitting tennis balls every day. L I played basketball where I was like you were getting your aggression out. Yeah, like that's how I I had to run hide hit drop and roll. get a hit and then make sure I had a clear exit plan because then I would be If I was planning an execution, I had to also have an exit route. Well shout out to Stuart Fullton, my favorite joke she does if you hit Don't trust guys with sisters Becauseuse it means they can hit They hit women very easily. Like I would they've hit a woman, they want to do it again. Like run, unplug like any type of gaming device and then run away I ask my, that's iconic though. because He'll never recover that game because you're just and then you run. This has be quick action. I hope Taylor Swift does that to Travis Kelsey every now and then. Wait. MSG. Yeah, Is that if that's not real? It's real I don't think so. have sources. Okay, let's take a bet right now I think that that is going to end up being like a crazy rumor. You think that that's one hundred percent true Yeah where in MSG Great question. I mean, they're inviting like everyveryone they've ever met She's going hard, but you know what good for her Like, she wants a wedding, she wants a mom. Logistically though She does the errors tour. This is nothing for her. No, but I'm saying like logistically is it she's walking down Everyone's in the Wh is it giving Jo Olstein? Yeah I meanm like where are they all sitting in the stands or it's everyone's going to be on the floor. She's walking down the aisle or is she coming out from like Okay, these are really good questions actually, because how were they decorating MSG? Also