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Step kiding. Sry, fix a liPx Mful that it We can't be maned Hello my My Hulues. Congratulations day. Happy Hulu dayay for everyone that celebrates I was ready to go to bed at like ten PM last night. And I said, what if I just stayed up, scroll my phone a little bit? And then it was midnight and then I all excited. And then Paige was like, we're recording to eight AM. And I was like, but I'm literally partying. and by partying, I mean I was sitting on the toilet, scrolling my Instagram too see if the gigglers were watching it yet. Did you watch it? Like did you turn it on? Where I'm staying right now doesn't have Hulu. What that even mean In the year twenty twenty six, what does that mean? You're sayaying somewhere with no wi Fi Our TV's weirdly connected to something that doesn't allow who it want. So I watched it on my phone. And once I watched it, I watched the beginning just to make sure that like all the audio was like Snc to my voice my mouth. And then I was like, we're good Wait, that is first of all, I feel like that's not true and this is like a Bluetooth situation. one hundred percent that TV can get Hulo. There's actually no doubt in my mind that that TV is capable of airing Hulo I actually like first second I was like, oh, yeah, maybe and then I remembered who I'm talking to. That's Ky has Hulo. one hundred percent. No, I'm so scared of TV's. like why are they so fucking complicated? TV's and turning on showers. It's twenty twenty six. Let's get it, let's find a simple way. Is Des like you're if you're home and you're like, o I'm trying to think of something that's like a good example of something that's broken, that's not the TV. anything, like The Wi Fi or yeah, like the TV, the computer anything, is he able to fix is he fixing it? First, are you going to him for him to fix it? You're like I'm so soions on who's in charge over there How are you guys watching TV? Well, at the end of the day, he is a boomer. However Right. That's what I'm saying. Boomers are good at TV's Honestly like we're in an equal partnership. Yeah, you really are. Do you want to know who's not? Who's not? I'm not in an equal partnership whatsoever. becausecause somehow I've become the IT. And I go, there's a problem here. And I think actually you There's something wrong with you. If I'm the IT person in the house, we're going down. Ship is going down. just do manual labor. L you wantanna just take out your toolkit. You don't wantan to be like figuring out lectricity The other day I said, Where should I put my bolt cutters I had him in a random closet. and he goes, I go, this is how I know I love you. He goes, I think you should putem next to my bed just in case. And I go P phenomenal idea. you never know. This is why all the lesbian gigglers on Pide are excited for you to come out one day, Thank you. 'Cause she walks around with her tool kit and her tool belt, just trying to fix stuff around the house I'm not saying anything, but I'm not saying anything. Yeah, I've been known to level a thing or two. Anyway. Okay, back to Hulu. Oh ye so exciting. downownloaded for the plane, so I didn't I wanted to watch Fresh and also I wanted to watch somewhat in public. Oh, interesting. You want to make a statement. Well, because if I'm on a plane and I see someone's iPad You know I'm nosy. I'm like, what are they watching? what are they? Wait, so you're literally gonna watch it holding it up on the plane. Is anyone getting the Wi Fi? Are you actually connected Make sure you put the closed captions on so people get the punchlines Wait that's But also I feel like then you have to watch it on TV for like the full. You watched it on your phone and you're gonna come at I I watching it I'ming it. I've watched it.. When I tell you guys, I've watched every second of bazillion times and like I need to let myself go. And also You can't make edits. right But I see something that an angle that I don't want. I'm so excited for the gigglers to see the part where really the whole thing, to just see your hair See the part where your hair. your hair's on your head. Yeah like just feels so good. I've been holding in my jokes for a year Like, I've been like working on all these jokes that becausecause I knew the special was coming out, I couldn't talk about them on giggly squad. I couldn't do them. You would bring up a topic that I was like, I have a joke on stage and I'd be like, I have a joke I can't I can't say that right now. Like I was really being held back. I was creatively, emotionally You've been being held back and today you've burst Burst my bubble And u I'm yeah, I'm just I'm really excited. I've now word. Also, it's fucking eight AM. Why are we recording at eight AM? You know, it's funny because right when we got on The Zoom, I looked at you and Grace and I was like things I do to them where like I get off on it because I did a hair mask last night. So I've been itching to wake up and wash it out. So like at seven AM, I'm like I'm washing my hair mask out. I got micr neededling yesterday. Oh A little tip for the girls You're so awake right now I don't know what's going on I've like turned into a morning person. This happens in your mid thirties girl. Again, if you go undiagnosed anxiety for this long, you can are you just becomeor morning person Oh, my micro neededle. Oh, I actually have a couple of things to say. And I didn't want to say it because I wanted you to talk about your hulu stuff, but it's bursting out of me. Yeah, no, you're like,'ve whoul's out. Okay, let's go My pores are not looking how I want them. I'm obsessed with micrrooneedling. You know that I just in my second session. Yeah you facetime yesterday and your face was fully numb And I'd have a serious conversation with you while you just were like My girlfriend told me to take a take Clareitin, like the day before, the day of the day after. She said it helps with like breakouts afterward. Who's your girlriend TikTok? No, my friend, Alexa Was it a doctor? No, but in my world might as well No Alexa knows things. Alexa knows things and if it's that, it's she knows things So that's the first thing. The second thing. Wait, why why Claridin? I something with like the histamine Because you do break out after anything, here's how someone described it to me When you get micrrooneedling, anything that was gonna come out of your pore in like two months is gonna come out right now because it's like puncturing your skin to like remove it to repair. So if you had like a pimple underneath that like eventually's gonna come out and you go get micrrooneedling, it's probably gonna come out like immediately So you do purge a little. purging. If someone brings up purging My head is whipping And like tell me about your journey You want to see effects I want to see it But why do I feel like the more effects I guess the better the treatment the more bad stuff happens. Well, it's like your skin has to get b before it gets better. It has to like break down before it can rever. Or is that the patriarchy No p That's science Okay. It has to like First time you've mentioned science on this butot ever So then I'm laying there yesterday. They're numbing my face. They you lay there for like forty minutes. You love getting numbed. He like you Anything involving numbing pages like please and also get my like rain while you're at my frontal lobe, please So I'm laying there, I'm numbing. She's like, do you want me to turn the lights off while you numb? I'm like totally. So she turns the lights off. I'm like meditating. I'm sitting there, I'm having a great time I open my eyes and I'm like, you know what Sometimes you have to be hypocritical and sometimes you have to change your mind. and sometimes you say something and then something happens and it's different. And so I did make a Botox appointment to do You guys, we're watching her journey, her honest journey. Sry we're watching an honest journey of a woman in her thirties. Sorry, healing isn't linear. That's what Healing's not linear. So I'm taking a step back. C is it linear? That's what the guys. when anyone ask you anything just say healing's not linear G period slave It's outlinator And so we made an appointment for two weeks. What made you do this? 'causeuse the gigglers have whiplash. They're literally in their car. they just went Do you wantna know what made we do it? And I'm gonna to call her out right now. It's Taylor Fitzgerald. I said, I'm not going to get Botox till I think like the fall, maybe I'll come and I'll do it. This is her makeup artist, by the way, who we love, who's really good at cooking I'll get it in my forehead and she looked at me and she goes But what about a smooth forehead when you're in Italy And I looked at her and I go, why would you say that to Why would you say that? Well, this is thing she knows you're al anxious about Italy. I texted you a couple days ago. I just threw it out there. I said, how are the outfits going for Italy? 'cause I haven't started. And you said something to the effect of horrible, somethingomething a little too dark for the question U So I know you're stressing and she took advantage of your insecurities in that moment Also she' look she looks at my face arguably the most of anyone I know So she sings I I was like Okay, well So I'm really excited for that. And then my third and then my third but you're not wait, you're not going below your eyes. I'm just doing my forehead. Be I did love how my forehead and eyes looked. so I'm just doing my forehead Okay, because we can't do a lisp on a pod again that really was affecting downloads. The only thing I need you to do is like use your lips to pronounce. It was really crazy and I just want to give credit where credit due and that's to me because I didn't I could have freaked out way more I host the sad. No, I fully went on Netflix with a frozen mouth That's just like Women in SEem at that point. Really? because I thought of it as like some type of karma. I was like, okay and I'll take this. I did something bad and I apologize, I repent. Whenever something like that goes wrong, I go Who did I piss off Wait, so you're just checking off your karma boxes. You're like, if this is the moment of the day? Okay, cool I don't check off my karma boxes. I actually check off other peopleop's. Like I'm still waiting for other peopleopless to hit and theres Well, that's the problem with karma. The more it hits, the more you're like, And what about these other people Sometimes I'm like that karma should have gone to someone else and I know exactly who.. But I do have to say I sleep peaceful at night. That's all I have to say. My carment is clean. I cle. You know what's saying I don't like is my side of the street is clean. I hate that saying Who's saying that to you? I don't know. I feel like Are you in the mafia? Like My side of the street is clean Or maybe it was that a Kelly Clarksonon? I don't know where I'm seeing it, but I'm seeing it Wait, what was the third thing? What was the third thing? I'm getting my third I'm getting my third microneedling session in like the beginning of August and then that's it, then you're done. Then I'll only get it once a year And whyy do I feel like you your microoneedling is like your book club? You're like girls we're doing our third microneedling this month I'm obsessed with my micrrooneedling. I just think it really works. Has it been working? Like, do you see a difference? I do feel like I see a difference. What about internally Well I do have a group chat going on with not even a group chat. I have multiple text threads going on with different people about finding me a new therapist It's hard. I'm getting people together that have never even met before. It's crazy. you didn't run this bike I love why you're like, h is too close to the source, she She's too close to the star. It'd be a conflict of interest. Anyone that's working on you certainly can't work on me. They die. I would never get It be overload. We can't have the same therapist. That would be too powerful. No, I actually think that is like illegal We use the same psychics and we use the same energy healers And lawyers and agents Sorry, my energy healer is my lawyer You I know it's so funny. A one of my friends texted me the other day and goes, I'm gifting you an astrology appointment with my favorite astrologer. And I'm like, this is girlhood. I don't want flowers Me neither Look me an astrology appointment. Literally goes emails in your inbox like for June, just like th. just wanted to do something like nice and whatever. And I was just like, ye. this is a good J normalize getting cat psychics for your friend. Like that's way better than being like Here's a candle. That's a it's a phenomenal gift that's likeike an experience that you don't have to. Also like where do you get a gift card nowadays Weere're going getting a gift card nowadays. Yeah. The email doesn't hit the same. It does seone an email because I'm like spam. I'm like, yeah I deleted it. And also like You're saving that email and remembering, o, I have a gift card. Let me go get that. Like I loved a physical gift card as a child because I thought like I had a credit card It doesn't hit the same. Remember when like in the grocery stores they started like every gift card was there and you could get any gift card From anywhere, I thought that was real innovation Wa, we're aging ourselves Are we? talalking about gift cards. Physical gift cards So anyway, so I'm excited for you. What was I saying You were saying your third microneatal exam. Oh yeah, so then I think that was my third and final thing And I'm done Oh my go, Ky's being so cute, sorry. Okay, back to Hulo. I do have to say. It does feel like Christmas morning And I also just feel like we're in such a good place with the gigglers right now. like the gigglers. The ggers are ready. They're like give it to me Everyone's watched you like work for it. Like we've watched you be on tour for literally two years. So like we I feel like the gigglers feel just as in it Like Giz are tired. Yeah, like we're exhausted. Like I can't see you in another city. It's too much Well, what I love so much about the Gigglers is I did a couple podcasts to promote the special. and a couple of them came out yesterday The gigglers. obviously excitedike they're like, we're going to listen to all of them. However, they were like, Babe, are you okay? This is a lot of podcasts. When did you do these? Was it all the same week? Like the giglers care less about like The guys want to make sure I'm okay. And because you're so motivating to me, I like when you take a break because I'm like You know the giggler said literally my DM be like, Hannah, you don't need to do another podcast or good. We need you to rest. Like they are tracking my sleep schedule. So too all the gigglers, I feel like I did fewer podcast to promote because one We have Giggly Squad and I don't shut up. to Just because you run out of stories. I have to go out on the sidewalk and do something illegal. I have no more stories. No. And also like people get mad when I talk about being from Brooklyn playing tennis in my grandpa, but I'm like you guys, I can't make up new stuff about myself. I'm actually gonna start I'm gonna just like start being a guy and like make things up about myself. St start being a guy. Yeah, let's go with that Let's just go with that, sure I did do David Spade and Dana Carvey's podcast, which was. You guys know I love older men. I was in my element. I couldn't believe I was just riffing with like two comedy legends. They're just girls girls. They're just want to giggle And they could gl get the silliest stuff. You know, how like they say You get a dog and you like love your dog, you love your cat, you start to look like your animal You have a best friend and you start to like look like each other. Tell me that they are not like the man version of like, that's my best friend. And so like we kind of look like And I love them they're like us because they're opposites. likeike Dana's literally living on a farm. Yeah. And then like David Spade is like par L I literally I feel like I saw David Sade getting paparazzied by like TMZ and had and I've seen other people recently be paparazzied by TMZ. and in my head, though when I saw him, I was like Kimsy is still a thing. Like I don't know why he like There's something about him that is very like two thousands to me. like I feel like maybe that's when I first like knew who he was, like was introduced to who he was. Speaking of TMZ I've been getting some messages being like, Hannah, can you stop being PR trained It's taken me six years, let a girl have some growth Because yesterday, I got a text from my publicist. She was like I did the Today Show and she's like, TMZ is outside, justust letting you know, let's keep it cute whole day I just kept going, let's keep it cute I love that we're getting older and we're getting positions of power because Yeah, keep like that you get the vibe. You don't just say anymore. Well also I've never kept it cute in my entire life. And yesterday I woke up and I said I'm gonna to start keeping cute. What did they say to you when you walked out, anything? So I ended up kind of peeding by. Oh good. One thing I would love to talk about re today's show the socks in the shoes, honey. I loved it Thank you because the gigglers in the comments didn't know what to do. They were like, We like some stuff. We don't know where page stands yet. and you were You were holding out on them. I did it, did you post a grid No, I didn't post a grid. You're waiting for the grid Are you celebrating today? Are you doing anything? What are you doing? Oh, you're going to Taylor Struckers. You're having all your friends over Wait no. All your friends are going. Well, first of all, all my comedy friends are on the road And then I feel like I have like my close friends, but then if I go like a little out, it becomes crazy Like it's like too many. people So I got It's basically me and my mom. You got anxious about inviting people and so then you decided not to invite anyone. and that, ladies and gentlemen, is the thesis of your thirties. No, because I was like I couldn't if I invite Yeah. I get it. Yeah Then I have to invite someone else, then I have to invite someone else, thenen I have to invite someone else. Actually invited someone who like doesn't know anyone else and she responded to me and then I didn't respond to her. Pfect 'causeuse I was like, actually, I don't know if this is a good fit now And I don't want to put you in that situation I think I rescinded an invite because I wouldn't want I realized I put her in a difficult position. I don't want people making friends at this gathering. Kelly sorry, I have cat hair You didn't tell me about this Well, you got a long haired cat. Why doesn't do that becausecause you wanted the aesthetics And now you have white hair your on your productada. No, it's like literally I feel st. And you want to know something becausecause of my hobby, my faces at any given time sticky. And so I will literally leave an interaction with Kitty and like I had to rip my face off But that just means that you reapply more layers, which you know you love to do Back to Hulu for a quick second. I started watching Not Suitable for work Yes. It's so cute. I have so many shows right now. I feel like I'm It's so funny because U Four weeks ago, you said there's not I had no shows. Now I'm inundated Whenever I have something on the calendar where I need to look hot But not like I try too hard, I go straight to Revolve. 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At participating McDonald's for a limited time, while supplies last All rightights Rerved twenty twenty six, McDonald's at FIFA World Cup twenty twenty six Are you watching Love Island? Okay Here's my thing. I have not started US. I'm really upset That U.S is on at the same time UK is on Oh, you mean, not at the exact same like eight PM time. No, just like both seasons are on and that's a That's a lot of Love Island Well, this is giving when I was obsessed with the Bachelor and it was two hours a night And I was like I had a full family. Yeah, it's getting it's hard to manage and I to say this but the el but the But the loveo Island America is so vastly different. I feel like from Love Island UK when it first started This is the first time ever that I have felt like, oh, I can't watch Love Island. like And not because I'm like, oh, they're so much younger, which they are But I started Love Island USA because I was like, whatever, I'll just let UK rack up and then I'll go through it I had to turn it off because one of the girls goes She's introducing herself to like three other girls. and she goes, I'm from New Hampshire. And the mind you, this is Love Island USA. She goes, I'm from New Hampshire and the other three girls look at her as if she has said a small ry Singapore in the middle of nowhere that has zero tourism. And the girl responds and goes, do you guys know where that is I'll see. All the girls were like, no you stupid bitch. We're on Love Island. Wh the fuck? And I'm here for a love not geography And she goes, it's right above Boston and I In my own home by myself with Kitty, I start laughing because I'm like, guys, that's hilarious television. Like that is I mean, the editors were like, thank you. Not even a niche state. L a lot happens in New Hampshire, I feel like Yeah. New Hampshire's talked about it Well, especially if you live in the northeast. Yeah, this one girl was from Philly. Ohope I love people from. It was like it's important for you to know. Wait, did I talk about meeting the cast of loveve on the spectrum? No, you didn't the AMAs? No. Oh my God So I get to the AA is with my mom I'm nervous U put us in this room like before the show starts with like all the other like presenters I don't even know who's in this room, but I immediately was like, oh my Godd, like I don't know. I have an hour of like small talk. I don't know what to do. Yeah. does text me And he was like, I just saw a photo, The cast of loveove the Spectrum is there. You have to find them. And I was like, okay, I like having like a goal and like I have a project. And some people were coming up to me and I swear to God, I was like, I'm It's so great to see you guys again. I love you. like it was some LA comics. and I was like, I need to bother the people in love on the spectrum. And when I tell you, I never bother people I never bother people, but Does'tight? cry through love on the spectrum, like laughing, crying. It's the most beautiful show in the world And I don't like bothering people. You bother me all the time I only bother you and my mom and people I love So I go up to Logan and And if you guys haven't watched L loveve on the spectrum, you have to watch it. L this isn't a joke, this isn't a bit, this is serious So he always said that he loves girls with straight curly hair I go up to him and I had my hair like waved. I swear to God. he was like And this is what I'm wait for. And I stood there and I knew it. Are you getting a load of this? Take a picture because this is what I mean when I'm trying. No he fully was let get a photo and he was like, hi and I'm like Logan You're my everything. and At one point I was I'm talking to him and I was like, I think I asked him what his sign was. I'm like, I'm a Leo and then he's like how When were you born? Now one thing about me is I'm not afraid to tell people my age. Yeah I'm out here.ll I'll say it. You don't have to ask, I'll tell you I'm not either. I feel like there's it's something like if you're oh I don't tell people, which is like totally fine.'s what we were taught. It's giving, I'm ashamed. And one thing about me, I'm not ashamed. Wh why were be taught that Even looking at someone be like, No, you look like orre whatever is still shaming them Every time someone says their age and I have a reaction, an involuntary reaction, I want to kill myself in that moment. Like whether even even if my reaction is like you look gorgeous, I always feel like it sounds condescending. Like one of my girlot even one of this girl that I know said to me, o yeah, she saidays it like in passing conversations, she was like, oh yeah, for my thirty eighth birthday. And I go, you're thirty eight And she was like, yeah, and I was like, Ohh my God, you look so good And right after I said it, I was like, Why would I say that I was like, why did I say that? Like No I genuinely meant it like you look so I would have never thought you were thirty eight, but also like Yeah, you could be thirty eight. Why is that crazy that you look so good in you're thirty eight? And it's not our fault. Like I'll literally ' you'll meet someone who's older than you and then you immediately feel like you have to compromise. Yes whyy is that? It's like so much deeper and darker than I. Where like if a twenty six year old says to me, Oh my God, you look so good. like thirty three, you look so good You little No one talks about How in your twenties, no one goes, Ohh, you look like you're twenty two. or like like there's an age where people start being like, oh, it's okay, you don't look that age Yeah. And I remember when that started happening to me and I'm like, o no. Yeah. But I did recently actually Cazzie David posted like a whole thing about ages and I didn't Look look at it fully but it made me laugh because it was like thirty four year oldest fuck and they're like thirty five year young again. Yeah because you're not forty. But thirty four, you're like the oldest of the thirties. thirty four is thirty nine. So then thirty five is thirty two. Totally And I'm thirty three, which is like twenty eight. Yeah, thirty three, you're a baby. I'm a child. I'm like not even in my thir. I actually at thirty three, you get removed from your thirties. You're back. you're twenty eight, thirty four, they put you back in It's very nich, but it's very real. So Logan was like, when were you born? And like everyone at the tables, we were with Connor, we were with their moms, like it was a fullkiki Yeah. And I was like, ninety one. And Logan looks at me and he goes I love older women I go, I have a husband Logan. he goes yourour husband's very lucky And then we just kept taking photos and sending videos to Des. Des was loving it. Logan has the sweetest relationship with his sister. Wait, Logan, who Logan on the show, you have to watch it. explainingogan to you because I actually can't You have to take it in because his vibe and his aura is something that cannot be explained on a podcasteet. You ever put so deep in a storyw friend Yeah, that you were like I think I missed a couples that. I te you know a relationships? I'm way too late to ask what someone's name is. 's the actual person's name. I don't so much have that with like, I feel like in romantic relationships where it's like gone on multiple days, but I feel like when you're like working, if you like work with another company or like another department, there's always someone where you're like, what the fuck is their name? and I've known them for six months to a year Well, Paige and I do a lot of freelance and sometimes you meet someone and you don't know if you're going to see them again. Y. And then it turns out you see them throughout the entire day, but you didn't process it in the beginning. And it's totally fine to be like, I'm so sorry I didn't catch your name? Yes Wait, but not after four hours That will happen to me so many times. like I'll see someone and I'll like recognize them, and I'm like, I don't know who this is, but I know that I know this person And then it'll come out that like five years ago, we worked on a project together. And every time that happens to me in my head and my heart I think, wow, God, you're not a fucking asshole because you have to work with all these people again. And if you were an asshole four years ago on this random job, like, how awkward would today be? And it almost is like It almost like reminds almost like re encourages myself When that happens to me because I'm like, oh yeah Good decisions every. please and thank you. Yeah, well, it just like also reminds you that there's like such assholes out there because sometimes if like that happens to me and they know someone I know, I'm like, o I know that you enjoy You enjoy me way more. Well, I Speaking of that stuff I I've been on my spray tans. I'm back on my spray tans and the spray tan girls have stories because they're spray tanning personalities, you know, especially in New York City. Yeah One of my favoritees spraytan stories is when a spraytan artist came to my place after being at a Reality TV person's place before me. Yeah, I just say. She looked like she saw a ghost. Yeah And I was like Are you okay She was like Yeah, I just got yelled at during the spray tan and I'm like, what was going on? And she's like, Well, I walked in and she was drinking wine And I was like, go off. It's Friday night. Yeah. It's Friday night or it's Monday morning, like whatever you want Do whatever you Whever you want. You need to get through this level. I could tattoo that out of my forehead. Do whatever you want. I don't do. I don't give a shitree will. Do whatever you want So she said she's giving this person a spray tan and they're drunk. and they're spilling the wine on themselves. and then yelling at her because of the spray spray tan is getting, you can't number one really can't get w You can't wine or your sprayed. number one rule. So she's literally gonna to fail regardless and just had a full fight the person. U I then showed up and then she was like, you are an angel. I'm like Yeah, I don't really drink anymore I feel like Ory I justt douse myself with liquids and then beat the shit out of you I just let you in my door and said, you can keep your shoes on. But anyway, love on the spectrum Bys have these like amazing sisters who are like their best friends. likeike one of them is literally like his security guard at this point. like this guy Connor has gotten so famous and The amount of people asking for photos and I I turned to his sister, Anna And I was like Are you like his bodyguard? She's like this little adorable cute And and she's like, Yeahah, but I always have been growing up And then I started getting emotional and then I find out like She's a giggler, Logan sister's a giggler. L all these girls or gigglers and like I just make sure I cry like how are only the coolest, nicest, supportive, funny Beautiful women get gl. It's crazy too. I didn't finish the most recent season, but so I don't know what happens at the end of it. Or this could have even been just like social media stuff But I saw a couple of the cast members family members go on TikTok and be like I don't even know if they were like explaining a situation, but they said like, hey, you know, like I know we know everyone has an has opinions and if you could just keep the conversation I'm like, this is love on the spectrum Who the fuck is in the comments being like, that's actually not what you see Internet. L Internet. I was like, I can't believe you even have to make this video that's insane The internet will come for anyone It's actually like really dark and scary No it's really I hate to say it, but I feel like Gen ie kind of like And I don't want to say it because maybe it's Alpha. and maybe it's young Gen Z. Not the gay the Gen Z that's listening to me right now. Not the Gen Z that was raised by Pai de Sorbo I think they ruined Love Island a little. like becauseuse I'm like, wait Why is it so hateful now compared to like a couple years ago. It's kind of crazy I used to just like when the bachelor was on, like I watched it. Yeah. and then you go to bed Well, there was like I was tweeting. Well I didn't guess. I feel like there was, but I wasn't like Tweeting also Yeah, the fandom of Dove I guess brings people together. Yeah. and I guess like hating one person really can bond a community. Like it is so fun when the whole, like okay, perfect example is like the nexts. Like it is so fun when an entire community is like watching something like I rooting for I rooting for something. So like I love that about Love Island But sometimes it gets like, it's like, okay, guys Andough I looked into her uncle's sister's grandma and it's like, o my God Also I love to give the example if you've even like, I know fan favorite Leah I think she was like interviewed by Chicks in the offffice or something and she was like, when I tell you, I like I didn't know that I was gonna be the star. And it's like, ' when they're filming They're not They don't know good parts people are going to show. Right. Well, Viol and I just get because they are so young, so I get like No they're literally nervous out them. Yeah. I'm like, I don't want anyone to be so people are just so crazy to them. It's nuts. Well, Aandria gave an interview recently and she was basically like, I had a job I really loved Yeah. She's like, I loved my nine to five And I was like, I'll do this show, but I told them I'll be back. like I love this. I love my job. And then she realized like, o I I can do this other thing, but she She basically was like, I sacrificed my peace and My life but I really liked my old life too She's the tiniest little girl in person. She's so cute in person. No, I know. I hung out with her. That Sports Illustrated So sweet. Hi. I didn't watch the show. I didn't know she was southern. I was like, o my God, I love your accent I love Southern people. They're so It's like America's British You saying like that A It's like the British in our own backyard You know what is funny to think about like It's not even funny to think about. It's just like, how do accents happen? Like I don't get it That is one of those things in the world that it's like, you could explain it to me a million times, I'm still not ever going to get it. 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I went shopping for you for Italy. I told you I told you not to do that. I know. that's why okay, I was drawing for you I went to the real real in LA because I like looking at expensive stuff that I wouldn't buy that maybe you would buy. And I kept seeing all this cute stuff, but you know what? Myight Eo was bruised from the and I decideed not to send you stuff Oh my god Don't ever feel like that. You know, when you feel like you are you're losing and I'm like, if I sender something has to be really fun. you feel disconnected? Do you feel like we're disconnected? No not at all. I feel like we're where we should be. I felt like I was I got loosey Goosey and was sending you risks and I was like send you all this stuff. I just feel like you've lost confidence in my picking ability. so now I'm overthinking everything. And I saw I know what you like. You like a little short white dress, a little boxy a little boxy prep a little sh. I actually just bought a pair of Zzebra Vintage Gucci mini shorts that have like dash of red in them because red is like very big for the summer U Oh, I didn't know that. And I just bought a pair of red thong kitten heel Sandals to go with it you just see my face? It was like the Brittney Bros screamy When did you say thong? I was like and then you're like sandals and I like Huh. W. what do you think about that being like a trend, like a flip flap Kit me on. I like that because it elongates the leg a little. Yeah I know you're like a professional shopper. I don't physically shop that much, but it's so much fun. I was Go through the racks and like there's like social rules going on, right? Going through my rack and I'm moving. like I'm not being annoying. I'm like, boom, boom, make a decision Some girl comes next to me And she's flying through the rack, like aggressive and I'm like, it it feels like you're driving and someone comes up, not that I drive, but someone comes up right behind you on the highway and you're like, I'm doinging rage for sure. I'm doing a speed lim and she's going and I'm like, if we continue at this pace, like we're gonna clash, babe. You think road rage in Florida on a highway is scary getet in an outlet mall with two girls from Long Island. D't catch your eyes out. Okay. And then I was like, we're gonna like I'm not gonna let you play through. Like I was here first and I'm going through the rack and there's eighty other racks Wh you Bulldoz me. L do you let them play through? Like do you go, okay, if you're going fucking crazy, just go. Absolutely not. I'm here But it's stressing me out. It's like I can't I can't relax when you're Bulldo. I don't know if anyone is like trying to rush me in a place that I've elected to be at, that is a public place No, you're not like get away from me. Also, if I'm in public Get away from me. Get away from me. The second there were so many racks and it wasn't busy and I'm going through and this lady, how old was sheay She was older, but not old. Okay. I look over we're like, let's talk about women's age just like Oh this bitch O d is p. I'm like put her in a nursing. She wasn't a girl's girl She wasn't a girl. I only ask how old she was because I'm because sometimes I feel like older women like I'm talking like old old. donon't realize like she wasn't old old, but she did look like she could have had a full family at home. which is why like I'll give her some empathy 'cause like if I got away from the kids And I only had thirty minutes. But also thirty minutes. I'm not your child. You're not gonna like tell me what pace I'm going at or like to get out of your way Like, you know when you can hear it, like I could hear the hangers how fast she was going through it. And I start sweating and I start trying to go faster but then I'm mad because I'm like, this was my mental health walk No, skip over M. skkip over like Oh, It was really stressing me out But I didn't buy anything and I felt like I saved money H out If you like something and it's expensive and you don't buy it, you made it. No, I have the opposite. I will like wake up in the middle of the night and I'll be like, and now I had the opportunity to buy it and it's going to be sold out and somebody else is going to get it and they're going to love it and they're going to look amazing. And I didn't pull the trigger. So no I know't how Wait, this is a huge discrepancy between me and you because this is also how I feel about dating, which I feel like you feel the same way, but I always say which is true, No one got away Don't feel like that was clothes. Don't feel like that at all was clothes. No clothes got away. I've never thought of an outfit. like I don't need anything. Oh, no, I feel the exact opposite. I could list you an article of clothing from each year that I've been alive. that you've missed out on Hannah, I think about a pair of Burberry boots from two thousand five. My limits have no They have no bounds. Well, now I have empathy for you because sometimes like you, um, when you like can't spell or something. It's because you have so many seeasons of fashion in your head. I think about a blue and white dress that I ripped in two thousand six and my mom knows exactly if I say ripped blue and white dress in two thousand six, my mom will go cancel Thanksgivings. D't even bring it up. I go, I can't. I will still actively, actually, this is sick This is sick in the head. C couple months ago, my mom sends me a dress on Instagram. She goes, looks like the blue and white dress. I knew it Oh, she chose viol. Be we're going back twenty years. That's what she meant when she texted you RIP. Like I know exactly what blue and white navy blue polka dut dress she's talking about Wait, you would have been proud me though becausecauseuse last week So last week I had to shoot something And three days before, I got one of those forehead pimples where like it's deep Like it's coming from your soul. Yeah, it's coming from your soul. Its you don't even see a po It off an ancestor ancestor. And it was funny because It started at Let's C Teristass where you I thought Well there was like a shade. like I'm like, is there a shade becausecauseuse it was like starting to come And I was like, do I have like dent in my forehead? Beause I'm like, I don't get pimples. It's not a pimple I started feeling this pimple and then I realized, oh my God, I'm shooting something really important in three days I go on Instagram, I was lost my mind. I will go on Instagram and I go, I need a cortisone shot Where do I get one And the gigglers first of all they're like show us a pick or You put this on your levory I put on my story for like two hours. gigish I'm like I'm in LA. Where do I get a cortisone shot? I know you people are doing it. A cortisone shot, isn't that for when you're in pain When you like when you like your back goes out Yeah, and you don't need to get are people getting those Wh? Don't you when you have a really bad pimple, don't you get a shot? Yeah, but they're injecting it with like saline, which is like Salt water. So I panicked. I was like Wh was I out of the country by It was off for like two hours. I said, I need a cortisone shot. and everyone started sending me doctors and it got crazy and then I actually scheduled like I literally scheduled too go to a dermatologist to get it like injected somewhere. yeah, and then I swear of got I woke up in the morning it was g I just put toothpe it But I was fucking scared for like four hours. It was really amazing. I have to literally pray to Saint Anthony Go to Sephora by eight different things I never wake up the next morning and a pimple is gone. It had its moment and then it was like, okay, bye, thanks for this story. When I get a pimple, it's like, hi, we're here. We have squatteratter's rights, so we'll be here for the next seven years. And I'm like, it's actually illegal. I've done so much to this home, like to perfect it, you can't just move in My pimples come in and they go, Oh, we actually we're at the wrong party. Thank you. don't want to be here is your pim pololes are like, wait, is actually like No I it's worse here than wherever I was. I want to go back. Your pumpples come in and they go, o, she takes care of us. We're doing massks. We're getting consultations. My pumpples come, they go This is gross I'm leaving. Like I think it's crazy that I've never had lice before And like my hair so clean. It's like they could move so wetly You didn't have lace? Did you not have a childhood? Hanah I've never want Even crazier than that. Have you chicken pox? I had chicken pox. Even crazier than that, I don't remember lice ever even being a thing in my middle school. Like I could not tell you one person that was so cold upstate. Actually, that doesn't sound wrong.