Vacation prep and future plans

Suck kids. Serry fix your wi fi. Manifest that shit . We can't be managed . I mean, the day just got away from me . What's up? My gaggle of giggle, gigglers . My gaggle of gigglers. I'm out of breath. You're out of breath 'cause you were gossiping with someone in your house . Wait, that's called a drive by goss ip. When you like you're like, I don't have time, but I have to take something quick . I literally said I don't have time for this. So I'm gonna make this ten hour story into thirty seconds so you can ruminate on it and then I'll be back. And then give me follow up questions , but we're having like a wholesome episode because we are. We spent time with our parents last weekend . What did you do? I went out to dinner last night with my mother, my father and my brother. The OGs. I love when it gets back to the OG's . You're like, we started this family . It's so funny because my dad said that at dinner. He goes, When is it ever just the four of us? Parents love saying that, they love doing that. They love being nostalgic for a simpler time. Was it an Italian restaurant? It was an Italian restaurant. There was a blessed Mary there . So everything was safe. It is so funny as not that my brother has children either, but like my parents are in a spot where like they're ready for grandchildren. They're kind of like you know, like cool, whatever you want to do, but also like we're bored. It's like I am ready to be a hot grandma like now ? And like they do kind of talk about Kitty as if she is my child . Mm hm m. Sometimes I feel like I'm like playing pretend. I'm like, this is my daughter and my mom's like, tell me what she did. I'm like, Mom, this is sick . This is an animal. Like this is not a human child. Well, my message does . I said, Butter says happy Father's Day. And he was like, okay . Well, because like your brother has real human children. Oh shit, I didn't tell him happy. My brother is not a dad. Like I know he has he has two and a half children , but like he's not he's my little brother. He's not getting a happy father's day. That's insane. It is funny to think of like your siblings, even like your close friends. Like whenever I see like a TikTok or a meme or something that's like, wait, my friend is a teacher and that's just like hilarious to me. Like it is weird to think of the people close to your brother's a father. Like, okay, your child rearing? Sure . Sure you are, dude. I love looking at his daughter being like, d Yadour is my little brother . I beat him up. I beat him up. Speaking of family , I had a realization this weekend. I was in Shelter Island with my family and And this is like I don't know how I didn't understand this, but it hit me We are the five K family What? Page Paige. When I tell you, was it Friday. My mom's like, come over, like, we have a fun weekend. Like I spend time together, it's been forever. I was like, I would love to spend quality time with my parents. Yeah, sweet. And she goes, you know, what's crazy ? I'm singing the n ational anthem for the five K on Shelter Island this weekend. Can you come support me? And I said, Of course, national anthem hitting that note, are you kidding? You're an icon. She goes, and maybe maybe if we feel like it, we can walk it . Maybe if we feel and I'm just like, okay, a trickstar. She is such a trickstar. Yeah, I was led astray. I get there and this bit she's stretching a little bit. I'm like, it's funny why she's stretching. And she's like, do you want to water? I'm like, why need a water? Wait, was your dad there? My dad was there, but his foot hurts . So he's just standing there. He's good. He's so good. He's giggling, looking at me and then she's like, let's look at all these little kids. Let's walk it. Let's walk it. Let's fine. Let's walk it. What is how long is a five k? Like how it's around three miles, which again , what's three miles? Well, it's not short. It's definitely not short. And why are we still doing five k? Like we're in America. Let's do miles. Why are we suddenly European when it comes to racism? But I digress. Wait, why are we suddenly European? I have no idea. It's like then let's start calling soccer football. Right. Like let's change all of our measurements like any consistency . But you know what it is? It's a trick people to run these races. races. They're like, it's just a five K it's just five K . So she looks at me and she's like, let's just let's start with a jog and then if you're tired we can walk. Now mind you , yes, I've been playing some tennis. Yes , no, yeah, that's all I've been doing. I was about to list like all the workouts. Physical activity. Look, I played some tennis and that is fast twitch muscles. Do you know what fast switch muscles are? don't . I'm a fast switch muscle girlly. That means in a sprint , she's ready. First step fast, slow switch muscles are people that like, they run slower, but they run for long periods of time. I'm all power . I can like run away from a lion, but like if they're like run with the lion for a long time, I'll be like the lion could eat me. And what if your knees are I'm sitting here weighing my options and I'm like, um , you like, do I have a Twitch? I would rather not be labeled in this situation. Me saying I have fast twitch muscles is so annoying . I'm Oh, you know, I fast switch muscles, that's embarrassing for you. I also feel like you made that up. Like, no, I turned to my mom and said, I fast switch muscles. I can't run a five k my muscles don't work that way. They're best switched, ask my doctor. I feel like if someone asks me to work out, I respond as if I am like your broke boyfriend that you like haven't broken up with yet. I'm like, the way my body is actually like set up is I can't access my legs right now because this is let me just explain my mom . The bitches fit. Yeah, she is. I apologize for calling my mom a bitch on this podcast, but she knows in an endearing way. But she deserved it this weekend because she was laughing. She laughed. So she and she looked at me and she's good at running. Like she's she's light on her feet, she has slow twitch muscles. She's like, so we start jogging and I'm like, okay, like this is this is bad and I only have to do this for like an hour longer. And there's like little kids passing me , there's like old people passing me. Like there's all types of people passing me. And they're running. And they're running. But you know what? I'm healed. Like, I'm a healed error where like back in the day, if someone passed me, I'd be like, I can't let that twelve year old pass me. I'm gonna beat them. But now I say, you know what, that's not my journey today. But she's there and she's like, come on, let's speed it up. So we run one mile and I'm dying. I mean, come on, what is this? Eighth grade? Like no. And also I'm like, this was supposed to be a beautiful weekend of bonding where, by the way, no music, just silent. Me and her running silent. And in my head, I go, what would Page do right now? And I go, Paige wouldn't even put herself in the sit uation. So this is why I stay alert . I would have seen that line of questioning from Lenore and knew I was getting into a bad situation. 'Cause in my head, I was like, she wouldn't ask this of me. Right. You're like, this is my mom. This is But she knows that I love her. And in that moment, she's like so excited to jog. Yeah , and my fucking dad stand to the sidelines cheering. I was just gonna say that's my favorite part of this whole story is that your dad's like, ah , yeah, my foot hurts . Like, okay, sure it does. That is literally me and you at any event when we get asked to do something and you always are the first one to get out of it and then I'm stuck holding the family together. I'm like sorry, I just got a UTI just it. So I'm I tell her it's like embarrassing but I'm like and I was fit back in my day . L myike mom and I used to jog together and I said, Mom, I'm a comedian now. I can't do this. So we stop and we're walking and she's like, okay, you ready to run again? And I'm like , okay, so we're on and off running the whole time and she's whirling her eyes at me. She's like, You're ruining my time. And I'm like, I didn't know we're doing a timed mile. That's like the number one rule that I told the gigglers I would never do . And then she was like, okay, well don't make fun of me on Giggly Squad. I said, Well , don't do things that would cause me to tell on you on Giggly Squad. I feel like a lot of people say that to us and I'm like, okay, but I'm an entertainer and what you've just given me is entertaining and in my brain I'm gonna tell the story in a magnificent way. You're going to love it. Yep , but this is my this is my experience . And look, do we protect identities from people who, of course ? Of course , of course. Of course . Of course . However , mom , I'm throwing your name Yeah, all over the place because this was disrespectful and then well at the very end I sprinted and I won. Well, who were you against? My mom no, but I beat my mom after telling her I needed to walk the whole time. And she was like, why did you sprint? And I was like, 'Cause everyone was watching. And I couldn't look like a loser. Like, I'm not going through the finish line with people thinking I walked, like that's insane. Okay, it's so funny that we're like on walking TikTok right now, but like God, we got here . I went on a walk with my parents this weekend like a couple of times . And I think one of my biggest revelations is that my dad is heals to his own drum. Like he doesn't care he's like the number one person that like doesn't care what other people are doing . He's like focused on his own what he's doing, what his family's doing. Like he doesn't know he doesn't care. So like he's never walking into a situation and feeling like embarrassed by anything because he's like, I don't know you and I don't care about you . And I learned that over the weekend when he went walking in jeans and so that is so bad. It's so dad because I'm like in my head I'm like, well what would he put on other than jeans? And then I'm thinking like, I've never seen my dad . A couple things. I've never seen my dad get in bed and I've never seen my dad get out of bed. He's just perpetually awake . You've never seen him knot in jeans. I know I've never seen him knot in jeans. I've seen him in like a soup p ant and a summer linen pant , but like in the winter I'm thinking like, oh wait , this man only knows jeans . Yeah, and he's so comfortable in 'em. He's so comfortable in that perfectly broken in. He should be in a Levi's commercial. I pronounce it right, leave us sorry . I panicked . Wait, that's so cute. Does your dad also like when he's hanging around the house, sometimes if he is wearing shorts, like he pulls it up like too high ? That's just my dad. I've never seen him in shorts. No, the only type of shorts I've seen him in are like khaki sh orts. Yeah. He might have like a white pair of linen shorts. I kind of want to send him like a full Lululemon tracksuit, like windbreaker matching him or like in a velvet tracksuit like so Italian. Don't get my brother started. He has zero athleisure. That's what it is. He has zero athleisure. So he doesn't work out, what does he do to work out? He walks and drinks coffee . His metabolism is fast . But he is you . That's what you do. Okay, well that was the other thing over the weekend The segment what pissed me off this week is just talking about that segment as a whole. That's just like taken from my real personality and my real life like of talking to my mom because like if I'm talking to my mom, I'm telling her multiple things that have pissed me off in the past couple of days . And this weekend I was popping off about something like in the comfort of my own home with my parents and I'm like, and that could and like there was a lot of like and then she did this. And so it was a lot of hands, it was a lot of facial expressions. I swore a lot of Fomo, but not at anyone. Just like no telling a story. And my family was like, it's just really crazy how like you are your dad and you have the exact same person ality and my brother was like I thought dad was like really psycho but you you're so angry Lamb would say and my dad goes yeah page I didn't get angry till like my forties . What I love how he's self aware . You know what's making me fucking angry guys? You think I'm angry ? I'm obsessed that your dad literally goes one day I woke up forty and I said I'm fucking over this shit . I'm done with you, I'm done with you, I'm done. But the first forty years Gary was just like smiley, happy whimsical . And like he's misunderstood, honestly now that they're saying that I'm like him, he's misunderstood. But I feel like he's not scary. I feel like he's not scary at all. No, he's not scary. Like Kim could be scary. Like Eleanor could be scary . That's scary. It's more like you're being stupid and that's pissing me off . Yes. Like do it right. When he's always a little mad , it doesn't come across as mad because that's his baseline, you know That's his baseline. Which is actually how I feel about you. Yeah, like if you're a little too happy, I'm like, did we take off ? Did we slip a pill ? Like I just when you were getting your eggs frozen, I didn't like that at all. Yeah, like or like the time that I said I was excited to see you in LA and you were like Paige's phone got hagged. This is a scam email. She's trying to scam, text me to click a link. Hey, Pai, this is my family . After the five k, we go get dinner or whatever , get home, barely enough time to watch TV. And you know I like to like have decompressed TV time. Decompressed, thank you. Wake up in the morning, nine AM. We have to go play nine holes of golf. No, she's's she running a train . The five gay family that I try to protect people from, and I realize it's in my own home . And sometimes it's right under your own nose . And sometimes it's your whole family inside the house. And then I thought back at things and I said, Oh my God, but this thing , that's why there was one ex boyfriend in particular who I dated , who was not athletic, but he was like successful in other things. And my family was like, we don't care . My dad was like, Can you throw the football with a good spiral or not . And like he , and I literally had to pull him aside, and I was like, hey, like this isn't a joke, this isn't a bit. Like my dad needs to see how high your vertical leap is. It's just part of like our culture. He didn't make the cut and like that wasn't my fault. It wasn't my family's fault. It was his fault. And sometimes that happens and sometimes that's not where you're meant to be. If you're like me, then you save a bunch of workout things on TikTok and then you never go back to them. And if you do go back to them, you try and do the moves and you're just like, am I even doing this right? That's why you need ladder. It gives you a real plan from an expert coach. So if you're looking to grow your glutes, grow your biceps, you want to find abs, or maybe you just want a plan for when you're going on vacation this summer, something easy you can do. 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She used to be more like open when she was telling you she was doing something and now she's gone on full trickery. Now she's doing full witchcra ft. Remember during COVID how fit you were though because she Oh my gosh, she made me go on so many walks . Oh my god, she was feeding me like best nutritional food. Wait, remember to remember when you got your appendix out ? I feel like we moved on from that like so quickly like I know it was like five years ago but like just send some love my way . Okay , speaking of love . Great segue. Of course, like, of course. I was like so angry when they put Love Island USA on at the same time that Love Island UK was on because I was like, I can't do two Love Islands at the same time. That's like I have a family. Like I can't be watching fifty episodes . So was like let me start Love Island UK and I'll let Love Island USA rack up a couple, whatever. I start Love Island UK, but then I'm on TikTok and everyone's talking about Love Island USA. So I'm like, okay, let me just like give it a go. And here I am now watching two love islands. You have so much on your plate right now, are you waiting? Thank God, I'm going on vacation next week because I have so much TV. I'm being the anchors in which I am beholden to my bed right now because I have two love islands. Also, you can't just watch the shows, you have to get opinions. Like you have to have to immerse myself in the culture. Yeah . I actually would like to take back my stance that I was annoyed that they were on at the same time . I actually think it has been so interesting to watch Love Island UK around the same ages, maybe some are a little younger, some a little older and Love Island USA at the same time. Again, same ages . I wouldn't be gentle . I'm trying to be gentle . I'm trying. I'm finding it. I'm finding that's what I tell Lois when she goes to pet a cat and I'm like gentle gentle. Gentlemen Lois gentle. Gen Z , because here's the thing, Love Island USA, this is now the first batch really of they're all Gen Z. Every single one of them is Gen Z, I think the oldest one is twenty nine and that's like an older Gen Z, but like the girls that are early twenties, they're there. During COVID, these poor kids were in high school . So they're not having a traditional experience. Do they mention that on the show? No, not really, I don't think. Well, people were posting of them from high school and someone was like, This is COVID, like during COVID. Because my cousin who had COVID during high school . Yeah, she fully's like self aware and she's like our being naughty was just like going outside. Like yeah you guys were like experiencing things . I think there's multiple multiple factors happen . I think there's like the self aware of people that are like weed in an experience sneaking out, getting caught drinking, going to a field. They had new people. They had ring cameras, their parents were tracking them. It was a totally different experience. Also at in COVID . But the USA version , like the one girl used the term lust the other night . And I since this is a religious podcast because we talked about religion like the past two, I was like, what twenty two year old girl is being like, I'm not a Mormon wife . She goes, I'm not lustful . And it's like, Bip, you're on Love Island. All we want you to do is lust over everyone. Every single couple is the same from the day they got in there, which is unprecedented heard of in the Love Island world. They're about to go to Casa more and it's like are you guys even ? I know one girl came in. She's so pretty and then soul and then she just got kicked off and she was like, It's okay, I've been to ten schools and like I'm used to people not accepting me. Here's the other part . Love Island is about watching them form connections and so you're interrupting me in the middle of my dissertation? I'm laughing that like you are the passionate mouthpiece. Oh passionate . As like an OG twenty fifteen watcher, I'm passionate . And UK is very, like, currently their season is sticking to the original model. Like it shows more conversations, it shows people following like for each other. And here's the other thing. They're all very honest in the UK. Like they're saying to each other, these are my top three . Like this is who I'm going after. And the girl who's coupled with that person could be sitting right there, but they're all very open and honest. USA, the girls are all feel like they're faking it, like with each other and their partners. Oh , interesting . The next thing I would like to say, there's two men, there's two men on Love Island. By your face . There's two men on Love Island USA and look, if they said this season is for the bisexuals . I'd be like hell yeah. Let's see some let's see some switch ups with the girls and the guys . But what's happening currently right now is there's two gay men on the show. Was that the ones checking out each other's wieners? Sorry, I've never seen a wiener before my life. He said, and let me quote this girth check opens his pants, guy looks in , does like a good facial expression. Cut to next scene. The guy says, Would you think about what you saw? Other guy responds long . Other guy goes, I wasn't even like fully erect I was at a semi. I go what's happening here? I go are we like are you guys trying to make us feel stupid? These guys be what you want, be together though. But like, don't come bisexual love island where I would love that would be amazing . I would love it. That would why is that not a thing? Wait, so are you saying you like the UK better ? Yeah, but I've always liked UK better. Sometimes it's bad luck with a group. Totally. This year's casting was interesting . Because sometimes like a group mentality forums where like someone is being a little like, this is how I feel and then everyone's like, Oh I guess we have to do that. Where if one person, that's like what they say with stand up comedy. If there's one like really good laugher, everyone else feels like they can laugh. So if you have someone in the group that doesn't hold people back, that could be a bad bad thing . But I love the honesty of the UK. The UK is so honest and they're having like conversation, like they just show you more of their conversations. So you can feel when people are like falling for someone else or whatever. USA is also it's almost like they're very aware of how you win the show and who becomes an influencer, which of course they want to be influencers . But I think that's why they're all sticking with their original partner. And it's like, okay, but that's not the point. Like because they want people to like stand their relationship. Yeah, but they all did it. So it's like, we know that you all don't like each other if you believe then you could be a villain if you say like, I'm not into this anymore and then people are mad at you. It's also like that's what the game is. Are they having sex in the villa? Some of them are, yeah. What's also funny about people dating in their early twenties , like Love Island would be so different with people in their thirties because first of all, like you know exactly what you want. Like you talk to a guy for three seconds and be like, I'm so sorry I don't want to waste your time here . I can't do this. I've done this actually already and it wasted three years of my life. I can't do this with you. And you're not going to change and you're already thirty four. So like we already see what we have to see. And then it's like with the with your twenties, no one knows who they are. Right do you. know How what you want when you don't even know like they don't know what they want? That's why I would love if this season was just like fully bisexual I'm like they're pointing it right in our face . There's no way the editors don't know that we're thinking that they're picking these like clips to show on the show and it's like wait they should just be a couple. I love that for them though like if there's anyone that loves a guy that loves another guy? It's me, honey . You can tell me. It's Pride month. Yeah , hello literally the best month of the month. Anyway, so I've been deep in like two different versions of Love Island. It's so intense and then my brother made me start this show with him. So I watched four episodes this weekend. My guess? Yeah . Widows Bay? No. But on Apple TV . No idea. C Caapepe Town Cape Fear. Oh, I do have to say Apple TV doesn't put out a lot. Their quality? Not quantity, honey. Top notch. I'm watching this show and it is one of those shows where you're like , oh yeah , these are good actors . Like the acting in it is so and I'm not one that like loves a thriller. It's not really my vibe , but Martin Scorsese is like the director and the main guy is I always forget his name but he's married to Penelope Cruz. What the heck is his name? Oh, Javier Bardem? Yes . Yeah, that's my friend. Is it? I interviewed him once. Oh , I'm so happy. How do you know? Javier Burdem . Me and Javier going back . People don't talk about them enough as a couple. Like when you know what people are like, Oh my god, my celebrity couple if they break up I'll die. Like no one mentions them. It should be them . Well, they're like so good looking, but it's an example of if you want to stay out of the spotlight, you can. Well, I don't think they live in America . Exactly. Like, think about the odds of both of them becoming as famous as they are and like getting together and they both like speak the same language. It's just like very I think their story is very beautiful and no one ever talks about it. And they have kids. I don't think I've ever seen their kids. I love them. I think they have a boy and a girl. I love them . So anyway, I'm watching that show and it's really scary and weird , but I like it. I watched the Gilded Age , the first couple episodes with my mom who was my mom. Well, my mom was making me do all these things that I don't normally do . The outfits are so chic . They were just filming in Albany, New York, honey? Oh, people don't talk about back then, like if you were rich , you had a ballroom , how county is that? You had a ballroom and you like had to throw a party at least once a year . And they were obsessed with charities . Like having charity parties . And basically how all the New Yorkers who were like old money New Yorkers didn't like in eighteen ninety when the new money New Yorkers came in, they were like you're a new money bitch. Or how about how they talk about like downtown? They're like, no . Not going downtown. That would be insane. And it's just like it's the best show ever. That's another show where the acting is phenomenal. Carrie Koon, is that her name? I fucking love her. And the older lady who sisters with Cynthia Nixon cracks me up. She hasn't smiled once. I love Carrie Koon as a brunette. Obsessed with her as Brunette. Also, Nroamped D , I went to high school with Louisa, Jay Gibson , and Louise and I were in a play together and her mom is Meryl Streep and Meryl Streep watch me in a play . Did anything come of it? No. Was it possibly the worst day of her life? It could have been. But Merl Streep was watching me act back in the day. Imagine Meryl Streep having to sit down and watch your performance of anything . Like I would be I'm like, no, I can't do it in front of Merry. Imagine Meryl Strape was like, let me come to Giggly Squad live. I'd cancelled the whole tour. Could you just turn your head right now? I can't take this. I can't feel like you actually can't come to Gigille squad. No, Louisa was on the tennis team with me and yeah, just so funny like how you never forget a face. Like she actually acts the same as she did in high school . And that's my claim to fame. That was my claim to f ame. And when I was when I went to Polyprep for two years and that was where there were a lot of like richer families that were there . And I was on my little tennis scholarship and that's when a girl lost her channel and I asked the teacher who Chanel was I said Chanel's lost. Can someone find Chanel? Oh my god, they were like, who's this alien that just transferred? Who's sending their fucking thirteen year old with channel earrings to school. Okay, they could be vintage, like they could be but that's so New York. That's very New York City. Yeah. Also, I don't understand time periods. Like I'm like anything before two thousand, I'm like, that was the eighteen hundreds. Yeah . I love a period piece, though. You know I love a period piece. But like eighteen ninety , I didn't realize the colors these women would wear because I guess all the photos did, they have photos were like black and white. So like, I didn't realize they were wearing vibrant colors all the time. Oh yeah, I guess I've never thought of that. She's in like some purple ass dress. I'm like, I didn't know they had purple in eighteen ninety. Oh, you thought they were all just wearing black? I thought everything was black and white . I'm just kidding . But I didn't I thought it would be like light colors like a light pink or like a light blue. These bitches were wearing or ange. They were also wearing like they were getting dressed in the morning. Like they had to course it up, they had to like do a skirt, do a dress over ,, yeah then you had to get your hair done. Like I would have hated it. Are you kidding? It would have been like I'm out. Hannah, my dream is to have a ladies maid , like someone who are you fucking? Kidding me, you know I love a period piece so like I've done so I know so many ladies maids like characters are this is that like she just goes around with you to make sure everything's okay she just literally vibes with you and she 's basically like your assistant and it's just like your friend and she comes in, she helps you get dressed and she helps you get undressed and you gossip with her. She helps you do your hair, she helps you find the latest fashion. And if you're not married, she chaperon youes so she could get into mischief with you. And I just feel like in a past life I either was a ladies maid or I had a ladies . I had a ladies maid. Because I feel very connected to the l ady ma'sid situation . I feel very connected to a DL Jester . No, but corsets were like unsafe. Okay, you know what's also crazy about like watching Gilded Age is that's Anderson Cooper's family. People don't people don't enough talk about it . Like that's literally he is the descendant of the Vanderbilts. And I'm pretty sure that 's crazy . Could you imagine ? Could you imagine being able to like remember when you were obsessed with that Mormon website for a minute? What was that Mormon website you like literally went on and on about? Family FamilySearch. org and everyone got like a virus from it . Everyone's social security numbers have been stolen, but we learned a lot. Imagine being able to just like google your family's history like so easily like him like well the Gilded Age is cool because it's all actual people, right? Like the Asters. Yeah, the Asters are Russells . The Russells are based on , I think, the Vanderbilts. They the Russells aren't a real family, I don't think. But the Asters are real. It's also so funny, like she gets this like corner mansion and they're all like who,'d you get to as your architect? And she's like some guy from France and I'm like, Rich people are always the same. Like that's the same conversations rich people. They're like, Oh who did your home decor? Yeah. Who did your who did your gardening? Also they had they had horses . Yeah . And they sent hunty little letters to each other. Like it seems like roommates like well they would have a footman. A footman would like bring your letters to different my ears are ringing . And the doctor gigglers would say, get that checked. Okay, and some bitch better shut up about that . See, I always assume it's an ex boyf not aol giantirl. I don't know, none of my ex boyfriends like conform sentences. So do you know what's so annoying about my ex boyfriends? Hm . A crazy high percentage of them and I'm not trying to brag. It's more like 'cause they're, I don't know what type of guys they are do not have social media or like any online presence . Like the last thing they have is like their high school sport they played and every now and then I try to check up on some of them and I'm like ghosts, like literal ghosts . But it means they're straight, I think. We're so same same but different 'cause like I also haven't seen any of my ex boyfriend's social media in years , but that's because I'm fully blocked. So like I don't know if they have social media or not . I have not taken a gander . I have not even looked also I feel like you get to a point where like it's even past the point of icked out by that person . You literally forget that they exist . So like if you see something, you're like, oh my god, good for you. You're still kicking. A completely different man than I was.. Yeah I actually don't even know who that person is and like the one thing if you really want to find something though on an ex Find his mom's facebook and you'll find a really bad photo of him at Thanksgiving. Like that's that's the tea not to be annoying, but I have to bring up my grandpa . Wait, how did I know you were just about to do that? You get a certain look in your eye? I go. And now it's the segment of the week things I want to say about my grandpa. No. My grandpa's in heaven right now being like Shaun. Shut up . Let me rest in over it. I said I loved you like a couple summoning me . No, so my mom and I are on shelter island. Shelter Island's triggering for me because my grandpa's house is like across the street from my parents' house so I have to walk past his house that is . So I was talking to my mom basically like we're walking, doing our mental health doing a Ouija board hearing Lenore doing a Ouija board, she'd be so teacher about it. She'd actually rain to be like she'd be like ABCD . So we're walking and we're talking about Grandpa Jerry and a car speed s by us. Now, Grippa Jerry famously drove a little too long in his life hated . He had a car too. No, he was ninety two and he was he was driving crazy on these roads so you'd see a crazy be like, there's Grandpa Jerry. And he had a blue mazda that was like a very unique car no one had. As we're talking about Grandpa Jer ry, a car starts speeding by and it's a blue mazda. And it was to the point that I wasn't like, oh it looks like his car. It felt like I was in that moment watching my grandpa drive past me. Oh my god, that's grandpa's car. And this is a small island. There's like seven people on this island. What did you do with his car ? Like where is his car ? Oh, I have no idea, but like it wasn't given to someone actually have no idea. I should check that. Like does someone on Shelter Island have his car? No, I don't think so . But like it was crazy. And that is so interesting . And then we like we're starting the race and someone on the mic is like saying people's names and they just say Grandpa Jerry it was like Stephanie Piers , Layla Thompson, Grandpa Jerry . Like it was really , did you just name real people? No. No . But I did I know it's Wait, that's kind of crazy. And like it is it was Father's Day weekend. It's Father's Day. And then my dad said he went to go shopping and there was a guy who looked just like grandpa that needed his help. And I was like, I think like grandpa just part ied with us this weekend. Yeah . And grandpa loves when I play golf. Wow. I have an astrology reading on Thursday . I'm so excited So excited. I should have given him your birthday. I'm gonna say I'm selfishly excited because I always like what they tell you about your best friend, your business partnerships. Like how is the vibe? I'll give you all my info. Oh, I think I like I think I figured out Des Phone password phone number ? I think I figured out who Des is wait. Do you know a fucking husband named Des mond? He has real name's Desmond. What is Des' middle name? Desmond what? Ryan. So I got nervous. I got nervous that I was not gonna know. He's so Irish, but oh yeah , I was always like, oh butter . Butter . Wow, what an OG giggly squad crew neck wait. Should we make this again? Squad country club? Butter say he the did gigglit.ter No, we should remake that because I don't know where mine is. So I told Des I want to read his chart and he told me he doesn't know when he was born and I'm like, I can't go to the archives of like eighteen seventy two. I'm not going to find it . Where's his birth certificate ? Who knows? But I can't ask his mom . Anyway, so I waited a long time and now of nowhere. I was like, Do you know what time you were born? And he told me . So he was holding back on me because he didn't want me to read it. He did . So he did know. So I can't just say . Now I'm forgetting. I think it was like one fifty AM . What time were you born? twelve PM. In the afternoon ? Yeah. And I was born at one. We I was born at the same time. We're like, we're actually gonna sleep in quick. We ride at not dong . We're like, why don't you have breakfast and then we'll rendezvous and see what's going on. Wait, when I was watching Mormon Housewives, they were like talking about being pregnant together and I literally got emotional thinking about us at one day we might be pregnant together . Well, you know what I think about in terms of that stresses me out is because like at any given point ever because you're married and you're an adult woman . You could call me at any time and be like, Hey, I'm pregnant. And then not to make it about me, I'll have to scramble . Like I'll have to Go get my eggs. Yeah, I have to see if they're okay. You call you go, it's time, time to defrost. I'll literally just I'll have to do it. You're basically saying like, you're not gonna let me do it alone if I do it . Like you'll speed up the process. Like, if next week I was like, I think I may be pregnant, you'd be like, okay, I'd be like, okay, give me a month, let me get my affairs in order because I can't I can't just I'm like, hold on, I'm on my period right now. Give me one week and I'm wait, how sick is that? Imagine if you called me and we're like, I'm pregnant and I'm like, okay coming. Like, okay, I will too. Like, okay, I'm coming. In front groups, I think like someone gets pregnant and they make someone else want to get pregnant and it kind of like can go through a friend group a little bit. Anyhoo, any who Hannah's not pregnant, her grandpa is still dead And Lenore's a personal trainer. So that's what happened this weekend . Okay , now just to look forward . When you go to Italy, where are we at with the outfits? I'm stressed out. Like do you need my help? Okay, so this week I'm like , I'm slowing work down. Okay , I'm just doing like meetings and zooms . I'm not like getting ready and going anywhere. Yeah, I'm not performing anywhere . I'm just doing like my regular stuff and I'm also doing my maintenance stuff. So like I'm getting my nails and toes done this week. I had a little tr im on my hair last week. Your pony looks really cute. Thank you. My hair's so greasy. I haven't washed it. I'm getting my lymphatic drainage massage . Who are you trying to look off for? This is just like my pre vacation this is my pre vacation stuff. I wash all my spray tan off because I like to go no spray tan so I can get a good base . And my outfits I have been like ordering stuff, but I have not looked at everything as a whole . And so on Friday and Saturday will be like my picasso days where I'm like, what about this with this? And let's take a picture in this and see if these shoes work. Kim is so tired already. I could tell Kim is like she's exhausted. Well, Kim also like Kim packs for Kim and then Kim packs for my dad and then sometimes my thirty eight year old brother will say hey what should I bring? she And'll say, Oh , don't worry about it. I'll do it. And so that's like kind of what I'm trying to avoid as a wife and mother . Like that is like one of my top things that like, I'm not packing for anyone. You're brother's smart, I've done that before with the can you just help me start? Yeah, no. And next thing you know, you're like anxiety. Have you ever packed for does ? Yeah. Why did I ask Auntie? . It's like, do I know you? I remember like Des' stuff was on the floor and I was like yeah pick that up. I'll pick it up and put it away but like I'm telling him that's what I did . Yeah, I'm trying to weaponize my incompetence . Yeah, like if he thinks he could leave stuff on the floor and I'm just going to pick it up after him, that's that's not how we play this game . But then again , I do occasionally I'm like, your stuff is on the floor and he's like , so is yours and I'm like, okay, Tuchay , two can play at that game. I'm excited to see because this is a whole new summer for you what the little themes are going to be like, is there going to be chrome? Is there going to be butter yellows ? Is there going to be what kind of sunglasses? I'm just itching to know . Yeah . I don't know because last year, like every year before I always have one outfit in my head that I'm like, I'm so excited to wear that on vacation and I don't have one of those yet. Do you feel pressure like you have to be last year? Yeah, I always feel pressure . Hey, hey, hey, hey don't put it on . There might be put it on the phone. This is the longest we're going we've ever gone for. We're going for two full weeks. So there might be a whole week that I don't even appear online , which I think unless my own phone is really good, but I'm not even gonna post it real time. I'm gonna I really am gonna try and take one whole week of nothing on my phone gorgeous . And me and my mom looked at each other this weekend and we were like, We really we need to connect on this trip and she looked at me and she goes We're gonna hold hands a lot and talk and I was like, I wish my mom would do that instead. She tricks me . My mom was like, You know, it would be fun. Giving you a fucking hernia . She was so at one point she was like, Are you okay? And I'm like, no . She's like, What's hurting? I'm like literally everything. And she's like, Are you out of breath? I'm like, yeah, plus my legs, plus my arm, plus my lower back. Oh, Lenore. But no, holding hands with your mom is so cute. No, it's so sweet. It's so sweet. So just so the gigglers know the next two weeks, the episodes are going to be a little chaotic because Paige is gonna be in a different time zone in Italy and it's gonna be fun. Like it's gonna be crazy. We're going to feel like we're a Euro summer together. Was it last year that we were on a zoom and I was in Italy and I fell asleep? That a whole that was a whole year ago. Wait, we've never even told the story. We're on a zoom with Amy Poller and I'm in Italy and we were like doing something and you text me and you go, you're literally falling asleep and I'm like, it's, I'm so jet lagged. I don't I can't even keep my one eye. I think it was like two or three AM though at your time . Yeah. We had a really important meeting . And I was like, of course I can do it. I'm just like , and you know you had a little too much pasta that day and your body was like low . I was like, no, I'm awake. I'm listening actually. That was the scariest moment of my life. I'm like, I'm falling asleep and Amy Pollar. I'm like, I was like, Could you do this to me right now? Question mark . No, all I do is screenshot your face during Zooms . It's my favorite thing to do . Because I'm like, you can see yourself. Like you can see the face you're making and you're still doing it. And I know you're staring at yourself. That's the funniest part of it . That's the funniest part. Who's to judge me ? Me ? The whole time I'm staring at you, like, oh, oh, and she's yep , she's bringing out her microcurrent device . You're like, oh, big yawn, big yawn . Like when your pet yawns, I'm like, Oh, you figure she just woke up from a nap, but look how creepy she is. Literally me getting on a zoom is you talking to butter. That's like how you speak to me. No sudden movements she just, woke up . Also last zoom I fully got out of the shower and went on the zoom. Like I was a wet full wet wrap and everyone looks at you weird and I'm like sorry for no I looked at jealous. I was so jealous. Well, if it's after five o'clock , I could be anywhere Yeah, I could be anywhere doing anything . Oh God. Gigglers, we love you so so much . Talk to you soon and have an amazing week. Bye