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You sent me a photo of them I go look how gorgeous these balls are. And I wrote adorable. I love a little ball. I take a bite. I'm like, oh my God, this is so good. My brother gets the same thing. I look over at my mom. I'm like, you have to have one of these meatballs. I'm a whole meatball in, okay? I cut another one in half. I give it to put it on my mom's plate. It's red sauce on the meatballs. so I'm thinking Nothing. My mom looks at it and she goes, I don't think this is cooked And my whole face goes white. I'm like I might w What do you mean? it's not cooked? And my brother looks at me and he's like, it's not that big of a deal. like Carpaccio, like don't like you're literally like you're freaking out over nothing. And I'm like, Also you're in Italy, everything is good. I'm like I'm freaking out over nothing I get back to my room I fall asleep at like five AM. I'm woken up by the own sounds of my stomach I said what a little melody We're pet I the gurgling was I wke up I got something's going on in the room next door. What the fuck is that sound? Yo, there's a tornado. I run to the bathroom. I'm truly Kang from my asshole I get up, I'm dizzy. I'm lightheaded. L I'm like I'm like, oh my Godd, I'm gonna throw up I could throw up just talking I get back in bed, I fall asleep for a couple hours I'm like, I'm fine. I just like, My body's so sensitive. likeike I'm literally, I'm fine. I go to the pool all day. I think the heat And then I had prosciutto and cheese and I thought, I know, I'm fine. I can eat this. I had a little bread. I literally had to leave the pool, run to my bathroom, pee from my asshole again Now I'm cold. now I'm getting the shakes. Now I have a fever. My head is pounding I'm like, And here's the thing, it is a privilege to travel. I am so It is a privilege to get sick on Pjutto. I am so blessed in this life that I live But when people say, I love traveling, I don't relate to them Be my body is so sensitive. It's I can't get thrown off or it's like So yeah, you don't have your vibrating plate. Like you don't stop There's a lot of things that go into you existing and you don't just go into a hotel room and have everything you need, even if it's five stars. I'm checking three furbo cameras E ten minutes I'm like I'm such a pain in the ass Kitty put a little hex on you. She said, Yeahah, go have fun Go ahead fun, leave me leave me at home. Every year, there's like a there's a pool rule at our hotel that like once it hits two PM, like kids have to get out of the pool. I let you just say pool rllle, no diarrhea. like someh diarary would be like, you know what would be good Being in the pool right now. Well, I'm sitting in the pool and I'm like, I have to go to my room and fart because I'm not having a hannah burner In coprie, okay? Oh, I'm not hannah burnering all of. It's a verb now. We're about to hanna burner this pool And like I'm not charting in a gucci bathing suit, I'd rather kill myself. At Vintage, you can't just buy it if you lose it. Also farting in a pool is so freeing when it's not a shart Be us Jan. This pool, like it's a big circle pool and there's like random buttons that you can press and like jets will come on And the first thing I think of was, Hannh would frreaking love this. And every time I have to pee, I turn the jet on. Wait, so where's your stomach in this moment? Where are we at She's just like gurgling a little. She's like I think she's like getting better, but now it's just like my head, I'm dehydrated. I'm just like Here's another thing. I realized, I'm so goddamn sick of myself. Everything's about me all the time. And I think it's because I'm on vacation with my parents where like they're so obsessed with me. I'm like enough with this bitch. Yeah, you're like, can we get one other topic to talk about at dinner? And this year for whatever reason, there's so many babies at the pool, like baby babies like Not speaking, like not even a year old and I've had like like can't even have a good conversation t not even a helloll you the sentenced together. But I've been having such like baby fever. I don't know why. And I think it's because I'm sick of my own shit figuratively and literally. I do have to say the only time I've been wanting to have a baby is when I'm like I want to deal with someone else's issues. Yeah I'm ready to pour myself into someone else and let myself fade away. I do think that's something that kind of happens in your thirties. Like you're like, oh, it's me again Morning, me again. Wait, what is that? I feel like cold being tired. L And I think that's why people like to have babies and people to talk about it. yourour twenties, you're like, I'm so excited to explore who I am in your thirties. you're like, yeep, know who I am. Yeah, I'm good. And honestly, I don't fuck with our so' like Right Like everyone talks about like, oh, your biological clock starts ticking, you get so maternal I'm not feeling that. I'm feeling like Let's talk right character into the storyline because'm I've ran out of storylines over year. I'm sick of them Also side note, the gigglers wrote in our YouTube, they were like cananis This is a safe space. let your smile fly. so I'm not gonna to cover my smile when I laugh this upode. That is so sweet. Not because I necessarily feel safe, but because I'm at the point with the smile fiasco or as people call the Massre disisaster. Wa, that's so cute It's like cute It's that aw. He, That's adorable. I need to say shout out to my husband who I love solf launching on Instagram. Do you notice? like You've been married for five years. I don't put him in any photo. It's just like you'll see his hands and everyone's like, kind of soft launching So he's my self launch baby, but he's distracted me, but he's again doing his tough love thing where Now I have someone with me. so every like Every like twenty minutes, I'm like, do you think it looks better And he's like a sweet of God. If you ask me one more fucking time He goes, Y smile is like a stock. You invest in it, donon't check for a year. And I was like, what Analogy is that, but he's like kind of low key, right? He's like if you keep checking every day, it's going to be torturous. He's like, come back to me in a month and check it Do you feel like it has like from when you first got it, do you feel like any little like more range of motion No, but I do feel like emotionally I've come to terms with it a little more where I'm not like waking up and being like Oh my Godd, I can't smile. I'm like, this is she, this is what I sh has worn off. The shock has worn off. Also last week, my sweet sweet Oh my God, I was so determined and hopeful I was like running, I was going to sauna, I was getting acupuncture, I was doing massages, I was doing microcurrents. Did you do acupuncture in your face? Yeah, I did it in my face. Oh, how is that? I've never done that. I've never done it in my face It's interesting because you do feel like kind of a rush of the blood, like that's doing something. Totally I don't think it helped. I do feel like acupuncture is one of those things that like it doesn't work unless you did it every day all day. Like so many girls I feel like have recommended it and I've done it before for like certain pain. And I'm like, yeah, I can feel something, but unless I'm doing this three times a week And this is a lot. Yeah, they recommend twice a week, but also No, I just had so much hope for myself and I was like, I'm gonna beat this I can beat this You're like, I'm not a statistic I know I literally was like I'm going to be the one girl that like tricked her nerves to not do this because I I'm I'm working so hard today and I care And then I woke up this morning and I said, bit, You can't beat Botox. This is your nerve ending. No, it's a chemical. It's a poison You're done, you're done. It is kind of crazy though, because that it happened to both of us in such a short amount of time and now the gigglers are sending me so many DMs of like different stories like on Instagram and TikTok of like, It's poison. It's like Did you see my mom commented under our video saying don't do drugs? Like my mom is horrified. My mom's never touched her face. Her mom's never touched her face. Her mom's mom's never touched her face. And she's like, yeah, bitch, you put crazy stuff in your face Of course something stupid is going to happen to you. I do implore the filler girls to just Do a little research. takeake a look because God forbid You do something with filler and then that's it filler your foot. That's what you look like. That's and it's I just like have my mom in the back of my head. like if God wanted you to look like that, he would have made you like Yes, I I has been searching the island for rosary beads just want a nice. you would think that they have rosary beads here and they don't. She can't find them. She's literally it's It's ruining her trip. I guess because the rosary, no one needs it on vacation, everyone's relaxed. You don't need a roosary on vacation. I don't know, but Italy is so funny because if you look anywhere randomly, there's just like a statue of the Bessed mother and you're just Okay, sorry It's like me in Canada. I'm seeing like different celebrities on ads that are like really famous here. I'm like, Ohh, I didn't know they were big in Canada. That's the lesson Mary in Italy. I'm like she' Every time we go to like the pool or anywhere, my dad will say, Hey, look at that guy. He's on TV, I think. And I like look over and I'm like No he That's just a handsome Italian man Andm like he's not on's just a can ull head of hair Italian man. He's like, arere he you sure? Let me get a good another look. Oh yeah, maybe you're right. Like he literally thinks everyone we've seen is a celebrity. Also Can we address the Scarf visor that broke the internet I knew that my scarfisor was going to be down the middle And here's the thing about being in Italy and posting content. I feel like I post more TikTok videos in Italy because I'm happier Toses you did say you were going on a phone strike And I kind of have because I feel when I post here at's such a time change that I am so disconnected from like a comment or like like because I'm on like a different schedule. So right when I post it, no one's commenting it because no one's wake. So I do feel very disconnected from the world I feel so disconnected from the world here that I haven't even done my skincare routines night or morning Oh because skincare doesn't count in Italy? I don't know. I just have no desire. like I don't care not doing it I feel free It's because you're relaxed I think that's what it is haaven't done my hair. Barely put on makeup, I've done like mascara and Bush I don't diagnose you, but your skincare is also a coping mechanism of your anxiety somehow. Like it's like when you're anxious, you're like, if I could just fix this pimple, everything will be better. It's like my mom with cleaning Well, sometimes that pimple is the problem. I feel like you're putting all your problems into the pimpleall, but we'll just my life is going great unless I get a cstic pink ball stic that is truly volcano with thisin your face. so I do have empathy for you. Scarffisor This is also my algorithm shows me if if you post when I go on TikTok, your video comes up first. So I get you early. I don't see comments. I leave my stamp of approval and then I move on. So I don't actually know the response of the visor. I just know that I was I felt in my core that it was a moment I saw it online like a couple weeks ago and I was just like That shouldn't cost two hundred dollars, but put it in my cart because I'm intrigued. Im like This is just a piece of shear But like I just thought the model looked so cool and I love an accessory. I love a bathing suit cover upp. Also, you love a frill You love a frill. I love it. I just left for something different. Let me just try it. You know. And but I didn't realize that the model legitimately looked like you. Like everyone was like, this picture that you posted of the model is Hannah. I don't know. I think people are like You know, when someone dies and people are like putting them on a pedestal. That's how people are treating my old smile. They're like, Hannah was so beautiful. And she was she just lit up a room. like they're like talking remembering you. And they're like putting fse color glasses on who I was. They were like, she was just euphoric. But they're rewriting history. Theyit history. They're literally any man on Bravo. Let's just rewrite it It's just changed the past years that was out of pocket and I don't care because I'm thousands of miles away. Do doesn't count. you're in Italite what absolutely stays in Italy. So my thing also with the Visor It kind of made you look like you had bangs like in a good way. like I don't think I actually had it on correctly. I think I should have flipped it over, but I'm gonna wear it again for sure. I actually think I might wear it next time this weekend because I don't think it fully got its moment. I didn't even get a picture. Ied some gucci, which is kind of like I don't know, I'm just like proud of you Wait, Hannah, I didn't even tell you I went to my vintage store here and I got the sickest. Vintage like nineties Valentino turtleneck dress. Not really, it's like a shirt that I'm gonna to make a dress. And it has these like big cutouts and it's It's so cool. You'll be so proud of me. I'm so excited because I feel like you're getting better and better at thrifting. It's like everyone has their own eye and skill and you're like really getting into it. You're in the weeds. Yeah. well, you've really inspired me because I just think It's more consignment. I think like consignment is soool becauseuse you're like was her story. What was her story that she had this like sick designer whatever. and then she's like, I don't need it anymore. You know, and I'm like, what, you know, I love it. It's like she wor enough Yeah orr she's dead she lives through it There are a lot of you know, estate sales where like a really cool woman passes away and like She didn't have any daughters. Yeah, that's so true. that was her lesson Support for today's episode comes from square, the system powering like half the places I go We've built Giggly Squad into a full business at this point between podcasts, merch, touring, and everything, and there's a lot of moving parts. And if there's one thing we've learned, it's that you can be chaotic, but your business cannot be. 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So it's funny that like Hugh Grant was the one that like we kept getting photos of and then like Gigi Hadid, like I wonder if there were She was like, okay, let these couple celebrities post and then no one else Um, I did get like tea. Like a month or two ago that it was in MSG and no one believed me And my only real thought was, I love how they post it on the screen like some someomeone just was like Canva, let's just pick a font. And I thought it was an AT andT ad. Which if it was genius if it wasn't kind of annoyed ' AT and T didn't deserve that kind of promo, but like seeing TNT. Yeah. If it was a T plus T, I feel like that might have been better. No No you're so right. It was really giving AT and T and I was like, holy shit AT and T A andT andDR with the spponsors of the event. iconic At first I thought like, oh, she's doing it at Madison Square Garden because like security and like privacy and blah blah blah And then I quickly realized like that she didn't really give a shit about that. Like I think she liked doing it On fourourth of July weekend, like a holiday weekend. I think that like goes with whatever album Someone said if they break up, She's going to write independence Day. as like The divorce song I also think that weddings have changed so much since COVID and I truly believe in elopements No, I truly believe you should have whatever kind of wedding you want. I mean, you should do whatever you want always, but specifically your wding I think you should truly do whatever the fuck you want. L Elope, have a party. donon't have a party. goo to the courthouse, invite a thousand people. invite two people. L I don't care. It has no bearing on my life. Go to a pizza parlor. The only thing I have to say about Taylor S so sweating is The saw Of four avenues being shut down? in the middle of New York City on a holiday weekend What are you If you've ever been in New York City where just a side street is shut down. The whole city is where to go. We don't know where to go You're telling me they shut down seventh Avenue, sixth Avenue f that like You're telling me five streets were shut down on a holiday weekend My first thought is, what if there was an emergency and an ambulance couldn't get through? Like this is why I hate parades specifically just for this reason because if you see a parade in New York City and a street is shut down, you're fucked. L it will now take you forty five extra minutes to get to your destination. But I think she was talking on july fourth, a lot of people being out in the Hamptons but I don't think everyone N Yorkity iss going to the Hamptons. It's not like Hamptons is for elite assholes. In what world are the majority of New York City out the Hamptons, they're not. That's like a facade on Instagram. Yeah. The majority of people that live in New York City are there for the holiday weekend. So I That was my only thing. I was like, I'm shocked that This that the city is even kind of letting this happen because I felt like it was kind of dangerous You can't shut down five avenues I have a lot of mixed emotions. I feel like it's kind of annoying that She had to donate thirty million dollars to charities to try to avoid some hate on her wedding weekend Well, I did hear it was fifty million dollars fifty million. I feel like a man getting married, like a famous man doing something crazy, like he would never have to do that But she literally was like, can you guys please let me just have a weekend. I'm putting fifty million dollars to charity, likeike please don't. And like look, I'm not mad at her for wanting attention. I love attention. I've been was on reality TV for seven years. I think attention is amazing But like, She wanted the attention for her wedding weekend. And that's totally, I don't, I'm not mad at that. like But I think people being like, oh, so she didn't care about privacy. Well, obviously not, that didn't she didn't care yeah, she want people to know she was getting married. Which yeah, let the people know I do think also logistically, her team is so good at building sets So like a parent like it was literally the same people from the Azour, I think that like came in, built this fucking set in a quick amount of time. It's like what they know and It is just so funny when you have more money than you can imagine. It's almost like you have too many options of what to do, but I feel like her her and Travis love socializing, they love partying, they love. I think he loves being famous and I think she loves showing him like And look how famous you are now, I think that like I was going to say and I don't I love love is love. and mean you would understand more than anyone how sometimes with fame can fall in love with the spotlight on you rather than the person Okay, in my fragile state of shoitting from my asshole fall in love with the idea of people, the idea of your relationship through the public eye versus your relationship. And that's why I think so many extremely famous people don't survive their relationships because you can't actually see like true intimacy when you have so many lenses on you? I don't know. that was a lot that was really wordy, but I think that's why a lot of people got divorced or married during COVID because you were so forced to be with that person and it was just you two. you couldn't socialize with anyone else And I think that is reallyally important. L a perfect example is Zenday and Tom Holland We still don't even know when or or where Yeah they together?id they even live in the house? We don't know I just think that I also, because I have been in like a public relationship before, I do think when you are in something and you can relate to this, but this one's a compliment When you truly and it doesn't even matter it doesn't even mean the relationship. It could be the relationship with your mom, your dad. people hurt people. That's what we're learning today. Hurt people When you truly love something so much and you care about it, You want to protect it from even like The person on the street. L you you're like, you can say whatever you want about me, but if you say one fucking thing about my mom, like So I think if you really like cherish There are certain things that you're like, I would never want anyone to know this. Like I would never want someone privy to this because this is just for us. And so I do think that There could be a lot of criticism of Taylor and Travis's wedding, but also like if it works for them, Masletob. After dealing with reality TV where I put someone I love in a position, That's why I've had to scale back because I feel I made a mistake and I shouldn't have done that to him. It's funny I had someone ask me the other day if I would like when I get married and have kids, like would I do a reality show And I it was like a random person. And I was like, oh my God, that's such an interesting question. I've never really thought about that before. But my gut feeling was the thought of someone criticizing my child Like, no Well, the whole thing with reality TV is I always say people are like, whyy did you do it? And I'm like, I was twenty six and single Yeah And I did it until My family started to get hate messages. Dude, I did it as revenge. I didn't even think it was real. I literally my boyfriend pissed me off and I was like, watch this I'm going on a show. And then I walked in and I was like, wait, I forgot I was actually doing God U are womomen in STem of the Wek? Oh I'm on a really weird algorithm It's iconic. It's There are these minion contests. Have you seen these minion singing contests? I haven't, Hannah. So it's these just like normal hot girls that go up to a mic and then sing songs in the minion voice and language. I've never seen the mini movie, but I guess they have their own language like ellfish type I So these like gorgeous girls are like singing like in a minion voice and it's getting like really competitive and like the winners are kind of blowing up. So shout out to all the girls who are good at being minions. Sweet, I don't get it. In hack, my min Where are they doing it in a theater somewhere Maybe it's Canadian, I don't know. So confned You wanna know what? That's actually what pissed me off this week. Beja. It' a bunch of grown people biring to be minions in a theater. No, thank you. I don't want But you know what? Nothing makes me happier than a hot girl doing something weird. Tottally Sly I respect her Suddenly, I'm like, oh, you've been through some dark shit if you found yourself at this point. I'm caught up on Love Island USA and I'm done watching it. I actually don't care who wins. This season was One of the weirdest seasons of Love Island I've ever watched in my entire life There's three men on the show that are so like Annoying. Two of them, okay, they like kind of owned up to like their shit, whatever The one guy. I mean, he's a pathological liar. It's not even like sorry, I shouldn't have done that. He's like blatantly a pathological liar, he can't stop lying He's like literally getting no hate and the girl who had been dumped and like fucked over and was like exploring other men is getting more hate. And if I hear someone call them lustful one more time I'm gonna scream Like, what in the Old Testament are you fucking saying? Stop Gen Z, stop using the word lustful. You sound like freaks. You sound like actual weirdos You're on a date Adam and Eve. Yeah, like okay, you sound so manosphere, It's actually really terrifying. And like girls can kiss multiple men and not be a whore. You absolute weirdos. Like and all the girls want this one girl Melanie to go back with this guy who's lied since the day he's gotten in there and then looked at the other girl who was being lustful and was like really bad for you. I don't know what's going on with Lobot, but I't I actually don't care who wins. Do you care about UK? So now I'm getting back into UK and I'm starting to care more about them because well, here's the other thing. UK is like double the time and they get to know each other more and there's more conversation and they I'm sorry, they have more banter We as America, we sound we sound Now, I'm not saying the UK Love Island hasast is a bunch of godamn geniuses. No. J just feel that you' much sure Yet they just feel like they're more Honestly, the Love Island USA cast feels like You're in a TikTok I feel like I'm in the app of TikTok whereere like UK it feels like real young kids like trying to meet each other and like fuck around Well, my husband has been getting Oh yeah, he tell L about it. Yeah, Le Isiolland UK clips, but now he's like fully immersed in it. and it's like the I'm not watching it. so I'm like text page, she's watching it. We watched it when they were like fact to fifty. So I keep going up to being like, arere they saying like fact to fifty? And he's like, No, that's so five years ago, no one says that anymore. And I was like, shit. There have been dumb people on Love Island. Like one girl didn't know what the difference between a continent, a country, a county, like she was You do not have to be smart. No absolutely too get on Love Island. to someome version of hot. And look, a lot of people will say it's not that serious, it's not that big of a deal kind of is because they just pulled a group of the same age people and this is their dating habits. The men lie and the girls think each other are whores and should put up with way more than they should put up with. I can't you guys, I want to be part of this dialogue and I want to be making fun of it and stuff, but like you're too for it. I'm just like not lustful No I'm like what in the serpent queen are you fucking talking about? Like lustful? I've never said that word in my thirty three years on this planet They're like lust is like the worst thing you can be in a relationship. It's like actually maybe a ding bat is the worst thing you can be. Like shut A Bring back Dig that. Bring back, ding backat. All little updates, we give shows. I'm shooting my show right now. How's it going going really I'm like really excited for this show. I can't like give details. However, I am being a menace to the GLAM team Well, the makeup artist, she's fully trying to like joker me and make it look like I'm like lifted and like not looking sad in every And then So this one guy's the hair guy, Rye, he's like, let's do a ponytail whichich I said, you know what? let's do it. But when they do a like slick backack ponytail, they put so many Bobby pinens. Now you more than anyone would understand, you don't want to bobby pin just like hits wrong and you're like, that's in my brain And like when you're shooting a show, like first thirty minutes, I was fine. And now we're in I was like What was going on back there? It was just like, waiting in between takes and I'm like fuck it I'm trying to move this Bobby pin. Pull out a bobby pin because I'm like Yolo whole Ponytail Tes I died It was like the important Bobby B. The Bobb It was the main character Bobby. It was Mrter Bobby Pen As Mr. Penn to you? Yeah So o, but because I thought I could take it out and no one would know becauseight because sometimes you can. you're like, o, this one is like this was not even needed and it was just Like I literally still feel it. So the guy comes out rides like rolling his eyes. he's like, has to redo my whole pony, stop production My whole face falls. Everyone's like, okay I know it's like reality TV again because I have my mic on me and they'll like put me in a room and be like, okay, like in ten minutes, we'll have you come out of the room to like It's a hot mic situation fully farted. like the room Wait, when are you done I think next week But like I'm so excited for the gigglist to watch the show. like we're killing it with the looks and I'm wearing glasses every day to like make me a different. Okay, I think that's I love. the picture you posted on your story the other day, I love when you wear your hair pulled back like that Yeah, I knew you'd be into it. Oh also I have to issue an apology. sorry, just going through some notes. Okay. I did this thing of like things that I hate Um, and I I said, um manan named Braden And then got I got only like three messages, but it was enough backlash from the Gigglers. I feel like I should address it of gigglers being like, Han, I love you so much, but like my sweet, sweet son's name is Braden and this like really hurts. It really hurt my feelings So I just want to say when I say I don't like guysy's name Braayiden, I don't mean the Giggler's son's name Braidden We don't mean anyone under thirty. twenty five, sorry. I want to say sorry to all the giggler Braidens. You guys are perfect because they're being raised by us, but anyone already millennial Braidens, they have no shot Sometimes I use this podcast as like my personal forum Sometimes. I really need an orthopedic surgeon to get in my h now. Because Hannah, do you know what a ganglion cis is? I feel like my dad had that once. Okay, look at my wrist W that's what like Hey like old women have My grandma used to have one. I have the look at that. Oh Oh look that Oh dude, it hurts. bad That's why like I used to have to wear my wrist thing all the time because I think it was that. You would get a gangly incyst on your hand. That's ' your hand is too long I was like, Mom, what do I do about it? And she was like, Oh, your grandma used to have that. They go away on their own or you can get it surgically removed. And' like, I don't I want to get it surgically removed, but I need it gone because it's actually really starting to hurt me. And then then I have like an indent right here Yeah. Well, the good news is you're not walking around like this My dad said, Oh, just to go like this. Yeah.. Just Don't wal around like a little rabbit. This is why I have to have a baby. I'm so sick of my own shit. Who gets that If it makes you feel better, I got a mole on my back. Like I don't have a mo, I've had a mole in life, but it's a mole my back and Des was like, you should get that check,' cancer. And I'm like, No, my grandpa got these. likeike this is just who I am now but I'll get it checked. I think you should get this check No, no, no, no. no. Also, I know we're getting older I know I'm getting older because I love this is my favorite thing to say now. I love going Oh, the humidity broke It's such an adult thing to say. like, you know, after it rains, I go, yeep, the human That's not even an adult thing. That's like a very niche type of dad who's over fifty five, A way above fifty five does loves the weather. My mom loves the weather. It's someone that like worked with their hands You know, like they did something. Saying the humidity broke is my new like, it's really nice outside. Yeah The humidity definitely broke And then I heard myself say I'm like, who are you? And like they are not saying that I'm love violent for sure. The humidity broke. No, but it definitely is Really fucking hot there and I don't know how they're like Their makeup is staying because they never look like they're sweaty and their hair always looks put together and I don't I don't know how they're doing it. I'd also like to know what time they're going to bed and what time they're waking up, but That's my own Are they allowed to drink on the violence T drink minimum The Brits ruin that for them. I'm pretty sure But also to drink, it doesn't say how many shots that is. L you could do just like two huge vodka cups No, I don't I don't think they give them hard liquor. I want to say it's wine or beer OG UK, they would like chain smoke sigs and drink And then I want to say like season Early in UK, it turned into a two drink minimum. And I think USA just adopted that Because if they were drunk, It'd be a very different show. The word lustful would go right out the window. I'll tell you that Okay, mayaybe we should let next season let them get a little liquored up and show their true feelings As you know, this is the number one pet podcast in the world and that's why we love Pet smart. I mean, have you ever saw a Pet smart and not like gotten giddy and wanted to go in and just get like kitty every single gift that she needs? Well, you're not walking by a Pet smart and not looking in the window. I mean, you would be a monster if you were to not look in the window, see what's going on, seeee who's in there I love Petsmart because not only can you get everything in store, but they also ship everything really fast. 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That's like a drama. There's like a water break thing happening called hydration Braaks I think is for like advertising. I don't know what it was. Well anyway, I did watch. Oh, I know what it was Wait a minute I've lived my whole life not knowing that when athletes are playing in a game of any sort, they're never drinking water. they're putting it in their mouth and they're spitting it out No, they drink water. Oh Because everything in like the World Cup was like showing them like swishing it in their mouth and then spittning it. and I was like, o, why are they doing that? And then the comments were like, no one's running with a full stomach of water, but also like How were they not dehydrating dehydrated and passing out I do think it's a combination. I actually don't know about like soccer players. Maybe that is a thing that they're not like chugging water on the side, but like they have to stay hydrated to an extent. Like sometimes with tennis they'll have like electrolyte gels and stuff, but they're drinking water Electrolyte Jelsea, this is a whole world I was never privy to. You're never privy to. That's why Yeah, you do all but you know what you'd love? If you start cramping, they give you a diet cke that' a she Be you need sodium No way. I didn't know that. What about Gatorid? It's like they need even more And even more like they'll have you eat like McDonald's after just to get like salt. Okay, now I'm actually calling the police. Why didn't anyone put me in sports? Are you kidding? I would have crushed a soccer game Oh, I'm just gonna sorry, I don't feel good. Let me get a diet Coke in McDonald's. Well, that's why everyone's like, you must have been so like fit during tennis and I'm like the amount of calories I was eating was diabolical. I was doing pizza eating contests after practice. I was like who thinks they could Eat a pizza faster than me You know, what I always loved in high school that when the track team would have a pizza party, I'm my God guys, you really knew the right team to join. Th have pasta parties Oh hell yeah, a car blow that shit You know we never talked about The Empire state couple You know, Taylor Stiff was like, guys, not this weekend This weekend, you're not fucking climbing to the top They were like Instagram models. Like they were like really hot and cool and they like opposed to each other. But no one talked are they arrested now? Like what's the I think they got arrested It gets a felony Yeah you know what? hot people get bored. They have like no issues in their life. They're like, what if we just And let's talk about that because if they were butt ugly, people would be pissed. No, it's so true. The fact they were hot, everyone was like iconic on privilege example. They were ugly. they'd never be allowed in New York City again, but instead we were like, take a photo, put it in every pizzeria. likeike these people are icons. That would have crushed on Tumblr. Oh yeah. But you know what? I don't love it like even becoming a trend. just It's not. I do wonder what security's up to on Empire State Building, Where were they? Surely They snuck into the building. They were dress like bandits. Like the first time they walked in, I would have been like, that looks like a bank robber. And then what they slept there night before and then like snuck out onto the top. Like I don't even get the logistics of it. And also like, yeah, that's really scary. if this hot little brunette with a bob can get past the security, I'm worried Yeah, I am worried. Takeaking a selfie up there, I would have dropped my phone Now I would have bvent so Cy also would have bvent shick. Now Well, you and I are similar. We have no adrenaline rush seeking vibes whatsoever. You're so right. Also, I feel like I got married like generations ago. Yeah. You've been married for twenty years. My wedding was not in this millennia, like no I would have done it so differently. It is so funny how like five Really What would you have done different I mean, it was perfect, but like, I feel like my fashion' so different now. Like I would have done like a crazy I would have, I don't know, I literally went to a strip mall and was like, that looks good on my body No, Hannah pick to the first rush you tried out aect the risk which whichich some people say when you know you know Well you know, you know. And I would have eloped. I could have seen you doing the courthouse and then having a dinner after Yeah, that's what I would have done but I also know what Taylor Swift felt where she was like Let's celebrate and make it a moment like I mean, I had Reaquella at my wedding. Like I had a crazy shit happen at my wedding So o, o, the one last thing I want to say about Taylor is She was on that that interview show where she was like, I don't like people being on the cusp, which is true. There's like you're really close friends, then you have a lot of people that you're like a ton of people that are on the cusp, and you don't know what to do. So she's like, so I'm just gonna to invite a shit ton. But then it actually hurts more not get invited. 'ause you're like, o, I wasn't even in your top one thousand Well, when I saw that Blake Lvely wasn't there, I was like, wait, this is actually I feel like even more of a fuck you because it's like, Furgies there It's like Adam Sam. I really honestly, I hope that like Like Adam Sandlor officiated. I don't I feel like it was just like the most random event ever It felt like the Oscars. I think my mindset would be the exact opposite. likeike, oh, I don't want to have to evaluate my relationships with these people It's like my wedding's so small It would be weird if you got invited. Like not, o my wedding so big, E everyone comeal. I'd be like, it's fifty people. I don't know you like that I almost feel like her inviting not inviting Blake lively She knew would be such a story that like she hates her that much that she's like, I'm fine with that being the press on my wedding weekend Well, she could have invited her and Blake said no, but I don't see Blake saying now No, no, no, no, yeah I mean, look, she I think she wanted people to talk about her marrying Travis and that's what exactly what everyone's doing. So I don't and I don't think that's a bad thing. Zendayia didn't want anyone talking about her wedding. And that's exactly what happened. Nobody talked about it So I think you do what you want There was a really good TikTok someone made. about who's like a big Swifty and she was like, just want to reiterate you guys that like This isn't the end of the story. Like getting married is not your win in life. It's not like she went through all the up and downs for this moment. and now everything is raims of butterflies. Marriage is a huge decision in your life that could ruin your life. No But also could kill you. It could kill you kill you But also like this is just one part of like all the beautiful things that she hopes to do in her life and this is not The win as a woman. is not Oh, I got a man to like do paperwork to be in a relationship. One of the girls on Love Island actually had a great point. She was like getting picked isn't the prize. It's how he treats you, which Honey if I had a guy, jam I actually get more of a high off of the guys who Um I didn't let pick me 'cause I'm like, first of all, they, I feel like put me on a pedestal in their head ' they never know what it was actually like to date me. Like they never got me. So like it's like that like it's an illusion It's like a situationship. you're like, you made it all up in your head 'cause you've never actually experienced it. Yeah, like they had like one good blow job by me and that's all they're left with. So like that's that's iconic to me. Do I ever tell you about the time I had sex with someone and you had a heart attack? I never told that story No, I feel like I definitely have that that. Youve never told me I know the too the point where it was like page defibrillator in the closet, grab it Why does he have a a fabriulator in his c? Because he had a heart problem And like not this is like not this is not Did he tell you beforehand like This could happen Yeah. But wait, Low Q where you were like, if he doesn't have a hard dog, why I'm fucking him like That means I wasn't like I didn't blow his brains out Once the dust had settled and like he was okay and we were like recovering from it, I obviously said, Yeah, my puzzy is. fire. you literally you almost died. goodness No, I mean, this is so long ago So like Were you scared that like you might die Yes, Hannah, I was terrified. Did you know how to use a defibrillator? No. It wasn't like I feel like people are thinking like, oh my God, Paage hadsgs with like an eighty five year old man. Like no, this is like a normal age person who had a heart problem And literally we slept together one time. It was one time. We slept together legitately once. First question, whereere are you guys drowned? U Now. No, he like I don't think he he like didn't do drugs, he didn't drink, like this was like a normal. I like, oh my go, this is so. I was like twenty. So second question, at what point was he like, did he immediately know he was having a heart attack? or did it like take some time I think we were like maybe like three minutes into it, maybe two two thirty into it But two minutes in sex world is like twenty minutes. Yeah, you're right. Actually let's say' say we're forty five seconds Maybe a minute. Maybe a minute we're in It's like running on a gimo I'd have to call one of my girlfriends because I literally can't remember and they'll know Wait, sex time is true. like ten minutes of sex feels like ten minutes of running on the treadmill. Like you're like, I ran a marathon. I'm tot. I'm raw I'm believing. Micur had like a thing inside of his body that could get like thrown off and got like a device. And so if it got thrown off, he could fix it himself and it did. it like got thrown off and I had to grab something and he like did something and then he was f. Did you put on clothes or were you running around naked trying to get his different b? Like D did you put your cute outit back on before you saved his life This is very sad. When I was younger, I was so insecure about having like small boobs. So I never like took my bra off or took like my top off really. So I think I probably had a top on Okay And his roommate was there Ive that so are you sure I literally have to call one of my girlfriends and ask her because she'll't remember I was always the opposite, like Taking off my underwear was like, That was the final boss. but like ye top off I was that's like Good morning. No But I also I just don't like wearing a brra. Also I wouldn't wear a. I never wear a br. Yeah. I never wear a brra so it's like G ahead That's very lustful of us Very lustful. Wait, I'm not done with my question. So then When you were deferbing him Did you, was it easy or were there like a lot of steps? No, no, no. I just had to hand him something and then he knew exactly what to do. It wasn't like he passed out and like was about to die. It was like something was happening and he was like, holy shit, you gott to go get like Get off A he did it Did you guys finish or were you're like, maybe we Maybe we just call the night No, um, no Were you like, well, I need to finish? 'causeuse like I was like I want to go home I wanted to go home. I was like, it was traumizing He was older than me and it was like, I didn't really, we weren't like ever Like we were never like together. We never like went out on dates. It' like it was like a random hookup one time and I was just like, yeah, this is like In my special, I have a bit about how the true walk of shhame is when You have to walk into his bedroom with all the roommates who are like playing FIFA on the couch Why are there always like twenty men at guys's apartments. like, o my God, that's such a feeling that I like forgot. That's such a college. I haven't felt that in so long. When you're literally have to be like, I'm gonna go get dicked down. hold on one second guys Oh And you're like, prray for me, you're like It's also just like men are so Misogynistic that like you feel, they make you feel sluty for even walking in