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Step kiding. S, fix a li bx Mful that it. He can't be manner ot away from me Hello my gratifying gigglers. We have so much to talk about today. I'm like I have like a notebook out.' bursting. The dock is crazy. We were on Facetime last night. we had to hang up That was so sad. It was actually sad. We were like vibing and then I was like coming up with more shit and then at some point, Paige was like, stop We need to save this for the gigglers. We're going have no contact. We've just laughed about it all. Do you realize Giggly squad is actual therapy for us? because I actually stopped doing therapy a couple months ago because I was busy. But you know in therapy like you're doing well and you just complain to your therapist about you're so busy and how therapy's stressing you out. And then you're like, I think you're the problem I didn't think we were gonna get this deep this quickly and it's also like ten AM on a Monday. under minute in. Wait, I have something witchy I want to say too. Okay, o One of the reasons I think that in my twenties, I would go on and off with therapy so much is which is different than in my early thirties, my early thirties, it's like I really am so busy. I'm fucking up your schedule with your other clients because of me. Let's take a minute, let's take a beat for a couple of months. In my early twenties, I would fall off because I, which now I can recognize I didn't think my problems were big enough to take up someone's time one hour during the week. L I felt guilty getting on a zoom and being like I really didn't have any childhood trauma. L I You were like my friend wore a halter top after she saw me wearing a halter top I felt shame of like You don't have But you're supporting a small business regardless It didn't take me till my early thirties to be like that you need to be in therapy for that thought alone. My problem was the opposite. I couldn't afford therapy in my twenties unt like until I couldn't afford not to. And then every session, I would period, every s write the down. every session, I would be like, is this worth two hundred dollars? Yes start needing therapy to be like I'm stressed about if this is worth it because I need to pay rent and six hundred dollars what eight hundred dollars a therapy a month? Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah, It's a lot. A thing came out that it's now stylish to like not brush your hair and now I'm starting to feel like just like, coming from my brand I mean, I grew my hair out. You grew look we the same hair right now We have the same ha the same hair. We're merging in the same person. We're becoming one and the gigglers still have not gotten a firm answer from you the socks and sandals outfit. I keep getting tacked. What's getting sandals outfit I wore that like brown outfit. Oh ye Jon Tay show. and I don't think you commented and the giglers are kind of upset because they don't know which way to go Okay, I apologize. I can't give I can't come up with something witty every time my friend I had a press tour. like it was a lot of stuff to keep up with. I love sox and like a heel like that. I think it's knt. That's the only word I can describe. like it's just kunty. And there is something about it that feels British Okay, Yes, because it's like rainy, so you have to wear a sock when you go out. I do have to warn people though, like a sock with a heel You slipping is sl. I almost tore my ACL three times. You have to have a real grip on your toes can't wit we have to invent a pil sock for a sock sandal. If it just had like a couple little button things on the bottom, it'd be better. I'm surprised that more The inside of more shoes don't have those. Like heels specifically, like In a lot of my like sandal heels, if I had those little grippy things at the bottom, right where my toes go, it'd be so much easier to walk. So I know this is so awesome. minutes. we've come up with a business idea. We've talked about our therapy And you want to hear my witchy thing? You want to hear my witch? Yes Over the weekend, I went to a wedding I had so much fun. Granted, there were it was like loud events like Friday night, welcome dinner, there was like loud music, Saturday night, wedding, obviously loud. but my ears were ringing all weekend. okay? And Ever since I was little, like if I ever said like my ears are ringing, my mom would be like, someone's talking about you. Like that like clicheit. She's so Italian. She's like, someone's talking shit It's like like a on your gray. Whatever, I like didn't think anything of it over the weekend. Monday morning, this morning, I wake up and I'm just like So motivated. I like wake up at like eight AM. I take a shower. I put workout clothes on. I go for a like forty five minute walk, I get a coffee, I do some emails. I start I'm like, okay, why are we doing giggly squad? I woke up so motivated and rarely on a Monday morning am I motivated? It takes me to like Tuesday night, Wednesdayight So we can start it we're Thursday half past noon think that my ears were ringing all weekend and someone was talking bad about me. And that's why Monday morning my because my energy is so connected to the universe. I feel like my body woke me up Monday morning motivated because that's what I do. I take negativity and I create itity Pitivity and success and money. so I feel like that's what happened to me. Do you know, it's weird? Normally I just send you comedy videos, but my TikTok was bringing me like Really u like the haters videos. Yeah. I don't know why. and it was like You know who believes in you more than anyone, the people talking bad about you. And for some reason, I was like, I need to send this to page. So if you look at your TikTok, it's just me sending you motivational videos against people who don't believe in you. So I love it We're really on the same page with that. I really love it. But finally, what I just say therapy is like this is really therapy for us. And I also just have to do a thank you to the gigglers because my special came out, the gigglers watched it. If you love me put it on one more time today. but like There's so many people like If I didn't have the gigglers, like who cares about us? I have the gigglers. I don't need O people's support. I don't need, you know, fake friends. I don't need industry. L I just need You're our Jayen Brunson, Okay. No that someone posted a older Cedian Jayen Brunset. Someone posted to old an article of like someone making fun of me when I you know, left reality TV being like, now she's going to make fart jokes in comedy clubs. And it was I that's a quote taken exactly from you though. just No words were changed. Wh wereere they just reporting what they heard? The news. The news. No, but whatever was making fun of me for like, this is gonna suck. I was like you all created a monster now. but it's just What would we do without the love and support of this community? L I met a lot of giglers this weekend like at airports I mean, the gig gers are traveling. They're traveling. They're summering justust to get over with I haven't taken nick shirt off since the last podcast, just kidding But u The next one And the funniest thing about it was Jalen Brunson looked at the camera and's like, guys, just be safe There were sixty three people injured and seven stabbings And someone commented and said double double double almost a double double which is a hilarious basketball joke. but then someone goes, no one died. a win is a win. and the bar is sol low for men Yeah, a bunch of people got stabbed in Times Square, but no one died Where did you see the video of the taxi driver that was just like This is my livelihood like I understand that the city is erupting Like you could feel like it's moving. It's actually shif. Andm like guys, we're gonna sink into the Hudson. Well, there were some gay guys that were like, I thought it was nine eleven again. I know there was a game going on. I just heard people yelling in the streets There were two guys up on a H. And they started making out No, And the comments were like, if these were identifying straight men, that like and they're like it's not gay if it's 'cause the nextan. That is so. Here's okay, hereere's another thing. Also like don't like the school buses on flat fire. it's really scary I'm so proud of the next. I'm so. proud of the individual players because if there's one thing I'm gonna do while I'm watching a sports game is like I'm gonna just end up looking up like what's their girlfriend like? And like what's their vibe, you know? And so like you once you said that the one guy's parents passed away, I was like Now I need to look up everyone's lore. I need to look up everyone's lor Such Ben Stiller is making a documentary, right? Yeah, that's why he's walking around horizontal videoing everything. Such good stories for each of like the starting players. But I would be remissed If I did not bring up the number one thing that I thought the entire Tim the end of the game The entire New York Knicks organization was wearing matching t shirts. And we love that I will have to point out that they were bedazzled The second I saw it, I texted you. You texted me. We were like, no one's gonna to say anything about this Now be you Wear whatever style you want What makes you happy? mate, I love you like it. I love. Someone at this Corner office was like, what had to make an actual call to be like, can we add bedazzles. A girl made a TikTok and she said, ladies I hate to inform you, but we have in fact lost the war. dazzled shirts hugging and kissing. I'm not coming on here being a hater of it. I love it. I'm like yes, this is what the men are missing They know to express their feelings. This girls gos. And that's why I'm saying. like okay, like totally guys. like what you want talk about who actually won the championship First of all, we have Jordan Woods who like with her magical bag. And everyone was joking about it and then by the end no one was joking. People were like, where the fucks the bag? I love that it was her own brand. H own brand. I love puts out. And I hope that Tristin Thompson is somewhere Having a miserable time. That's Karmc, babe. And I love that Jordan was like I never needed anyone. I was always that girl And I like that That's entrepreneurship at its finest. And then not to name job But Jayen Brunson's wife, Allie who they've been dating since high school Oh, I't know they've been dating since high school. I did watch a video of their wedding though, so I I didn't watch a full recap of their wedding. She I did get to their wedding website. She's a giggler. Yes. And we've met her. We've met her. It's fucking me insane. My favorite part was he gave her the trophy at one point. And I don't know if you guys know the shape of the trophy, but like she started holding it like a baby And it was so cute and I'm like, and that's the mother of the team For Daphne, we can like we gift to like a lot of people And we can see when they've been like, yes, I'll accept this gifting and she accepted it like last week and I was just like, l a girl's girl. Alie, you're welcome to come on the pod, chat the Nicks. Yeah huge, huge sports podcast. All p. I have to do womomen in St of the Week is Sandra's Braids. She has been braiding a lot of the Nick's hair and Josh Hart in particular, she braided it to have like a New York sign on top. And the guys like swear by it and they need Sandra to do their hair before. I do love the superstition that is involved in sports because it's like, oh, you guys don't believe in astrology, but if you don't wear the same underwear every day Okay guys, why don't you keep it dazzling your shirts We'll be over today Also shout out New York Liberty. they're playing. The girls are still playing. but I do think it was a beautiful moment for New York in general just the city coming together, people from all different places and stories and us all just snking with the happiness. Well, also I think New York City has so much influence over the rest of the country. And so I feel like when were up Yeah. We set a tone we set a certain tone. Yeah. And I really feel like New York City is it is feeling very twenty sixteen literally was giving twenty six. Yeah I do kind of feel like I just got like out of college and I'm like, let's day drink somewhere withith a breeze. Yeah You. Are we still talking about the next or can we move? No, we can move on. Okay. Thank you for asking for consent.irl This girl made it TikTok and she was like, I friend best friendriended with my best friend so hard that I know all of her fears, all of her hopes and dreams, like I know everything about her and she was like, but I don't know basic things about her. So they spent the night asking each And I sat there and I go, oh my God gun to my head, someone said, What's Hannah's favorite color? I have no fucking idea We could like guess, but we've not we don't know. I don't no idea Our next thing I'm going to get into is Mormon wives, which like might take the whole bot. However, They you know, Macy and Mkla don't hug Like they hug everyone else. they look at each other they're like, we don't hug and I was like, that's so best friend Why can't best friends hug? because we' like it's because I know too much. It felt like we're so mentally connected that we're like, I don't need to touch you. It almost feels performative. It feels per That's why best friends like don't have photos together. Yeah, because I'm like this bit Yeah, I'm gonna go like it. It feels like we're making fun of our friends. No, even on the road when they were like, canan you guys make a TikTok together? we're like With her Anytim time we're taking pictures and they say, look at each other and laugh. Oh Oh my God. We physically can't do it. It's actually so uncomfy. Like we don't make eye contact. We just talk at each other We only make eye contact when it's like, It's like Hey, look at me, I have to tell you something and like its it's like when we're in a c situation make eye contact where we're not speaking. Exactly. But also I was looking at TikTok, there was like two types of girls growing up, the girls who liked pink and then the girls who like didn't like pink because it was like a statement Yes, but like That's me and you. Like I know Your favorite color was pink Of course, Hannah, I remember I remember the day the girls turned on me You were like, you still like pink? And I was like, First of all, purple is for haters. L it's like you want to be pink, but you won't commit to it. I'll never forget. I was in second grade when all of a sudden the girls were like, No, my favorite color is not pink. And I was like, It makes said purple. Yeah. Yeah. because they you know what it is? It's a little pick me to be like, I don't like pink Well, then there'd be like one rogue girl that would be like, Orange I' like freak. L Well, I was like fighting the patriarchy so I probably said blue, but I didn't feel attached to blue. I just knew I didn't want pink. And when you start liking pink again, it shows like you're healing. I personally pink brings out like bed tones in my skin So I personally don't I think I I really like green. It's funny that Mystic Mikaela said that my aura is pink because from a very young age, I've actually felt an inanimate object vibe toward the color pink Like if I didn't If there was an option to get something, there were all different colors, I would feel guilty if I didn't get the pink one Yeah, because it's because I'd be like that's part of me. like Y, that's for me Even now as an adult, if there's like color options, everyone always knows Pige is going to want the pink one You will have a pink microphone right now Beacause it's cute. I really like the ugly green color that Dakota Johnson's kitchen was Like that's my vibe But that's also. anyway, you guys, I've been in a cave hole. This is the top podcast we literally the other day I was opening my fridge and I was like, we have a lot of responsibility. So many people are listening to the pod. I'm like what do I want to say on the pod tomorrow that will like change humanity? And then I was like I want to talk about Dakota Johnson's color of her I have not stopped quoting Grace's date since I found out about it. and all I keep saying is like we're gonna be We're gonna to make history Laving. The kitchen and saying it. L show kids say the darnest things. Yeah Men say that darnest things needs to be like the next show. like Please send us all the things that men have said to you and we'll start a segment with it. Also, it's Grace's birthday, Happy birth, Grace. Yes, Happy birthday Grace. Our Lord and Savior Okay, I need to talk about Sephora because if you're looking for the newest, hottest beauty products, they are only at Sephora. And you guys know I love finding the products everyone is about to become obsessed with before they completely sell out, like the one size liquid blotting paper spray, Unreal. It's the first of its kind blotting spray that mattifies for up to eight hours. 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I didn't watch the season. A three weeks later, Kim Kardashian comes on Instagram stories and is like, haveave you guys heard of Game of Thrones Everyone's like, ye, I'm obsessed with her. So Mormon Wives is One of the best like it's it might be better than Vinner pump Rules. one hundred percent because for so many reasons, but one positive thing I wantna say about it is I've never seen Women on TV preregnant going about their life in such a normal way. I feel like whenever someone's pregnant, they're either hiding it or they're like everyone's making a big deal of it. I tell you These girls are just fully pregnant Having fights, talking shit. taking care of their kids, talking about their sex life. it is like I'm learning more about being pregnant than ever before. Yeah It's they make it feel very like Your life doesn't stop. You're just adding like bonus. to it Like what are you talking about? You could do anything with a baby. Yeah, there's like nine girls. someone's always pregnant and they don't even acknowledge it. They're like, it's you today. Yeah Yeah, it's I don't think people talk about that enough because like what other reality show is really about like the early lives of people, like the early relationships of people. Or like when someone is pregnant, they're like, she's pregnant. She can't come, she's pregnant. These girls are literally like yelling at people's husbands, fully pregnant. And then all Mikaella and u Macy do is eat And I'm obsessed. they had like a road trip and they stopped to pee like eight times and eat and I'm like That's incredible journalism of what it's like being pregnant in like a funny way. and it makes me feel like Like I was always so scared of pregnancy in terms of like, what do you do? You're just like sad and pregnant in a corner. Yeah These girls are like, you can do anything pregnant Yeah, and I feel like I already haveone and you too, we've already gone to so many functions where people will be like drinking where we're not drinking And I'm like, oh, okay, like I can survive it. I think of it as like Sorry, I'm Irish exiting I'm pregnant I'm growing a human. God forbid I have to leave and use the bathroom.. I'm getting a cheese fry. Yeah Okay, what about it Also Now I realize like first of all, I'm kind of a Mormon wife because They all wear their hair down the middle with waves, which you knows that's what I ask for.. Then low key everywhere they go. like the one problem with me with reali TV is I actually didn't like drinking and I wasn't good at drinking. but I was in my mid twenties so like you could have convinced me to do anything. evenven though no one asked me to do cocaine, which is a whole you can Listen that episode another time. but All these girls go everywhere and they're like, we got these mocktails and I'm like fun. cute. Instead, I'm the loser that's like whispering the mocktail I want to order and everyone's like, what's that? what's that? what's that? And I'm like, it's the hibiscusity minute And it's really expensive. It's always the hibiscus. It's always the hibiscus with some people love hibiscus. Love Hibiscus. and then they're making them like shots. and I'm like, I want to hang out with these girls because all they're doing is drinking cute fun drinks all this. Ewhere they go, they're like, hereere's your fun drink. And Don't tell me that like they need alcohol to fight because these girls do not And they're pregnant. likeike how do they have the fucking energy? I'm just like so impressed. I have so many thoughts. Well, they're young And I'm learning more about Mormonism, which you guys know, like we have we're obsessed with. Do you know what a BYU super weekend is? A BYU super weekend. Okay, so bringem br bring young. mister Young. Is the college? Yeah, so all of them are Mormons in college. And a super weekend, ooh, you're gonna love this is a super weekend when you have like mixers and you meet like potentially your husband? It has to do with Vegas. when they want to have sex goo to Vegas Married haveave sex and then annull it and then go back home And I said These people are fucking geniuses So you would have loved to be why you super That is like rebellion At a fourteen year old reading level. Because what do you mean you're a grown adult Jesly want to go to heaven They want to go to heven God created sex. Like I never I'll never get that. Like if he didn't want you to do it, it wouldn't like Why also I don't think that God cares about the details that much. Godaling like serious things. He's not gonna get into semantics. The nitty gritty of if the penis fully went in me out of it. Okay, so then they have this thing called docking. Okay 's like a little gross, but it's basically when This is how they describe it The hot dog bun and just move it But it doesn't go in anything. What fun The vaginal labia. So they just like put the dick on top of it. Yeah. And they call it jocking. And they just stare at each other do lot? What do you mean and do what? By the way, all this stuff is freaker than sex by the way. It's like so so int. It's actually ten times more intimate. Imagine going to Vegas, going through a whole ceremony and then he comes in thirteen seconds, ' you know these men will ' they're like not watching porn or anything And then you're like We did a whole we did paperwork for you to come in thirteen seconds. And you know these girls are an orgas. Ies to match a shoe to an outfit. My libido' down. you've ruined the moment. How horned up are they? They're all doing anal. And for an extent. They're all doing anal All doing email Not all of them. Okay they're all. They're the freakiest look I fully, this is why I love Mormonism I believe that you should be able to Belve any religion you want at any as long as you're not murdering people, like I think you should believe whatever the fuck you want And I forgetot what I was going No, I agree. And as long as your religion isn't hurting other people. Well, you could argue that any religion is a little bit culty. L you could hear something. a little cultty. No, I would argue All of them. I think what's happening to these women is It started to be like a couple things and they're like, that's weird. But then by the end they're like literally all these rules are like to suppress us. And we love God and we love morals But we were talking about this last night that like, obviously we think that reality TV is such best study of anthropology, but Mormon house Mormon wives is even ten times better than that because When they do certain things, you can exactly pinpoint why So it's like these things have been done to your mom and then she did them to you. And now that's how you think and you might do it to your daughter where like the Mormon housewives are kind of being like, do like I don't think any of those women are going to put the sexual shame on their daughters that was put on them. Like I really don't see them they're going h they're going to talk to them They're gonna to ask like, Imagine putting your daughter in a room with a man and she doesn't know anything. You need to send her in equipped. I'm gonna tell her all the bad things to look out for, all the good things. I'm sending her in with a fucking checklist. Did you have sex talk with your mom Yeah Like because Lenore is a principal, I like did she I wonder if she had like a strategic Well, this is the thing. I was a huge prude because I just cared about tennis and I was the oldest of the family. So I didn't have like older sisters or older brothers telling me things. Like I remember being in a sleepover and someone's like so and so's horny. and I was like, do they need you get that check? Like arere there bumps? Like I thought they meant they had like Horn's coming other skin And I was like I remember the first time someone said sixty nine. and I was like I like, yeah My mom literally like laugh she'd laugh because I was the last to find out everything. and she's like, you're such a fking loser. But that's very sweet. And yeah, she didn't have to at one point she was like, do you want to talk to a boy? Yeah When I dated my super religious football player that I talk about the special, we did have a moment. He literally was like, you have to come to Bible study with me or like I don't feel like you're L a good enough person and I was like I'm I try to make good decisionsion to be kind to people just out of my heart, not because someone's telling me to. Exactly. And like his brain like exploded. I'm like, you don't actually need someone to tell you to be a good person. That's just how I was raised and what I'm trying to be. I feel like people that are bad people, like really really bad people, they know Like they know they're bad people because like if something happens to help that person or check on that person, you're a bad person. But also I do think religion really helps people. Yeah in terms of. A lot of ways, but I just don't like when people Did anyone see Giggly squad discussing religion? This is a crazy This is a faith based podcast. And you know what? This is a faith based podcast Would you consider yourself what's your religion? No, like honestly. So I say that I'm agnostic, which means I'm not saying I don't believe anything. I just like know that I don't know. what's happening But what were did like, did you make your confirmation No Did you make your first holy communion? Yes, Yes Yeah. I have a little dress U But my parents wanted us to be raised like knowing about a lot of different religions, but like L my class was so diverse, like So you've never been. No, I'm. Like or oh, I'm Jewish or you J I would joke that like I'm half and half, but like we weren't. Really celebrating much. It was mostly my Italian nana like it's Christmas and I'm like, this is fucking awesome Yeah. Also, my nada want me to text let you guys know. When the next one, the other game, I said everyone was asleep, My nan and papa were awake and I then papa saw the one in the seventies. Nan and Papa have been awake Nan and Papa stay they party. Do they Oh yeah, Nana's up on her Instagram responding to people's DMs. Wait, now I'm like, what is Nanas schedule? If you had to pinpoint a time that she's resting her head on a pillow like eleven PM late Like my parents are asleep by ten, Nana's eleven thirty sendim me DMs. No way. And what time do you think she's waking up Question. I know that she wakes up, she does the exercises. Then she calls Rosemarary and they gossip. You think she's waking up at like seven AM or like nine thirty? I don't think nine thirty No. I think she's awake Guess yeah I feel like you need less h. I need to know Nana's schedule. We need to know. We might have to get her on. One final thing that the Mormons say I guess they don't say God. so they say, Oh my hell Oh my hell I didn't pick up on that. He love saying, oh my hell And I'm like, that doesn't come off the tongue easy Oh my hell But like when you're raised where everyone's saying, oh my hell, that's just what they say Oh my God, hits a lot. lot harder. I say, oh my God, literally every other sentence. But like they don't say God's name in vain the wedding I went to this weekend, the I think she was the maid of honor, whatever she spoke for the bride. She started. She would know, she was doing a prayer She started it out, dear God, me again. She said her name. And it just feel like she's leaving a voicemail She thought it was like so cute and like fun. Like she found a way to make the prayer. Like she had to get up in front of everyone. She found a way to like make it a little funn.'s like some other people are you're onspeaker I just thought it was so cute. No, I love that also, by the way I pray Do you? Okay, interesting. Like not fully committed, but every now and then I just have a moment where like honestly, I pray when something good happens to me. When something good happens, I just go you whoever do you say okay. so I was gonna to say do you say dear God or like I feel like I say that I'm like God, Jesus, whoever you are You're my girl, thank you Like when something really good happens, I feel like euphoric, I always feel like there's like somethingomet going on that's bigger than me. and I' like to acknowledge like that this was not just me. Or it's just like thaninking life, you know, like thank you life for this moment And then like in two seconds I'm annoyed with something veryer I sure feel I would classify myself as like pretty religious. No, I know. Yeah. My blonde best friend Hailey Nikola, Hay's like su religious. Haley's very religious. But I love having friends who have different like perspectives than I do because It' one hundred percent. But no, you're super religious Al also can praise The success of Giggly S squad every day and that's why we're here. can praise all the time. You got any prayers from them I told you the story when I like went through her prayer journal one time. She Oh my Godd, yeah, we were like where were we were somewhere together. Oh no, I think she was just like at my apartment.f course becausecause she'sim Shakespeare toorbo with her another pen. And I'm just like, no, her handwriting is so good. And I'm just like going through her prayer journal and all I see is like Gary, Gary And I'm like, wait, you can't go through a prayer journal that time It's like going through her literal Are you kidding? Hannah, I've been crazy from a young age. I used see this? I used to go through my own dad's phone. Like when he got a cell phone, I'd be like, yeah, let me say. And I would go through his own text messages And when I'll never forget one day asking my mom, like, do you ever go through dad's phone? And she was like, No, why would I you do it for me Wait, so she's on your email, You're on Gary's phone play We know no peace at that house. We know everyone knows everything about everyone. It is Russia. The second my brother leaves her house, she's on the phone. She goes, you'll never guess what he said all we do is talk about the four of four of us with each other. See, my dad like still can't figure out how to post an Instagram story. so my mom and I literally are like How does he even use his phone The O day my dad like deleted a text and I go Why didd you delete that? That was like a new conversation And he got like confused and he was like, well said I had no storage left anymore. And I was like, okay, you're lucky. 'ause I was like, oh, you learned how to delete a text message. Like what was the? Who tu you that someone cooked here? And he was like, what alsoso I saw a TikTok from Trxie Matel Wh who's randomly like David Attenborough talking about birds. How scientists did a study where they let birds FaceTime. each other. So like a bunch of birds The birds are fac at each other and using their little tongues And they're calling like the ones that are calling more birds are getting more calls back. So like they have like a full social system. They're recognizing Diff words Yes, these birds, birds are literally like keykeying on faceetime. They're like they have best friends. What kind of birds It was it looks like a like It wasn't a parrot, but it was like a parakeet type thing. I don't know. like o, yeah, yeah yeah. They literally like they're bonding with each other. They're like picking the birds they like more, they're bullying each other. But like They're recognizing the bird's owners, like It's Birds are really out here being smartars fuck, and that's why I'm like Are the pigeons okay? L Pigeons are not getting what they need to be the best versions of themselves. My aunt Pam used to have a pet parakee and her name was Lovey And she she was like This is my favorite pet like I've literally ever had. Like it was like the sweetest bird ever And this is like really morbid, but one day I asked her like how I mean, the bird was alive for like maybe like seven years. Maybe ten. I don't know This was years ago. We're going back like twenty years ago. And one day I really wanted to know how she knew it died and she said that it was literally standing on its perch and it just No because it's not And it's not funny. And it's not funny. I'm not making fun of the death of Amma. I' giving shrek when she starts singing really high in the bird pps No wait, now I want a bird. Butter would be like, are fucking kidding me Like Butter would have to murder the bird. That's like in their nature. This is so deep in our friendship I am I woke up. I had a dream that me, you, Daphne and Butter were hanging out. and then I looked but and Daphne was bleeding And I was like, oh my Godd and'm pting, I'm like Daphne's bleeding and you were like, arere you sure? And I'm like butter, butter scratched her. And I'm like, how to talk to butter. I said, butter She has an agent, she has a manager. She has a team. You're gonna to get sued. You can't act this way. I know she probably said something that pissed you off, but like you're gonna get in trouble now. So hind legs are actually insured. Like J' but This episode of Giggly Squad is sponsored by Hag andas You know that feeling when you've been going non stop and you finally just sit down And everything gets quiet for a second, that's the energy Hagandaz is giving and I'm so here for it. They just dropped a brand new flavor made to be saavored There's the new Cffee almond Tffee ice cream. It's Brazilian coffee ice cream, buttery toffee pieces, crunchy California almonds. 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Like ten out of ten, everyone's like, this is the greatest cris of my life. I That makes me so happy I think it's because it's not like that many people. So Joe Jos is literally like talking to everyone, like they're giving each other gifts, like it's like this community. And these are not like these are like thirty year old girls going on this cruise and they just love Joe see where they're getting the best gift bag. Well, they even grew up with her Exactly. They watch dance bs. Yeah. And they talk about how like JoJo gets so much online hates so to see her doing what she loves is so beautiful. And you know what Hell yeah Hell yeah That makes me really happy for her Yeah with the podcast? Yeah Sister, what's your favorite hobby sister, I don't have cffee. like Sister, I've seen you playing Ultimate Frisbee and sister You were good. I literally stopped and was like This is me and Hannah in a different time bx. Imagine if we were nuns. There's a difference between sisters and nuns I didn't know that. What's the differe One legitimately devotes their entire life to prrying for you Like there are and I think that's a nun. I'm going to make sure though Like there are none somewhere right now in a church praying for like you. Like they pray for everyone. Like that is their job. There's factories of prayer where they're mass producing prayer. There's like the sheen of prayer It's like a click bait form. but it's like a click for preare I love why you're like religiousist my whole life. No idea between a nun and a sister Yeah, I had no idea there was a different A nun lives istered and which is like Focus on just prayer And then a sister lives an active life. So like if you had a teacher, they're a sister Which I did not know that. So but it sounds like it's a little rectangle square. A nun takes solemn vows. A sister takes simple vows. So like a solemn vow. Can a sister have a boyfriend? No, neither of them can Okay So like if you're a sister, you have a you live a regular life, you have a job But if you're a nun, you're all about prayer I would love some stats of like how many people their entire life are part of the sisterhood, is that what they're calling? Sister headood of the traveling pants and they also have a traveling skirt that they send back and forth to each other. No, I wonder like if you become a sister or a nun, I wonder how many of them do it for a certain amount of years and then are like Yeah, like I wonder like what if I wanted to like be a sister for a year? Like Pai and how to try new things I think I actually I want to say that I graduated high school. I'm gonna have to ask Stephanie, but I want to say that I graduated high school and a girl went the nunood. Yeah, to the nunury. like went to the nunury. I think my mom actually might have like even thought to get you to be a nun. No thought about it like for herself. I feel like I have to ask. I feel like every there was an age for Italian women where it's like you become a nun or you get married whichich one do you want There's no in between Yeah. they were like, choose Jesus Or a guy named Joe. My second grade teacher was her name was sister Sheila, and she abute hated me She hated me so much. She're so mean. I'm not kidding you're so mean to me. I was like stupid so I didn't know when people were being mean to me. I'd have to go home and tell my mom about it. though I feel like I get home from something and I tell you how someone talked to me and you were like You saying back What Hold on Say verbatim what they said to you. No so many times. It's funny with our friendship because like, obviously we're from reality TV. so like I've seen whole dissertations about you like on the internet before. And like like there are so many things that I've wanted to comment where I was like I will come to your home and kill you. I' just say one thing, I'm not a fighter. likeike my family never fought I'm not fighting with my brother. I don't fight with people. I don't fight with my friends. I'm more of like, I run away from any conflict. The only fights I've had is like on the tennis court, which is like That's just sps. You're not confrontational. No. So like On TV, those were like the only fights I've ever had in my life, which is why I think when like a man would yell at me I'd be like Does anyone else see this? This is crazy It was like I've never been spoken to like this this is insane. Yeah. This is crazy. Where I feel like people have been mean to me my whole life other at me, I was like, Please. I'm calling the police Yes. Like if there's a woman now, where women that's mean to me. I'm like, you're not my first mean girl like think of something new. Like you are not my first situation where like You're being a bitch to me where I feel like for you, when we were on reality TV, there were a lot of things where you were like, that's my f That That was my first time and I'm fighting with seasoned veterans.? Like I remember the first time I had approached someone about something, I was shaking Yeah. And but also I've also been Bllied a lot growing up. like we're similar in different ways We're like yeah, peopleople talk shit on me for sure. but my dad was always like speak with your racket likeike with It was very like, do not address the haters Like I've never had to sit in a room and like talk to someone who I knew like wanted to destroy me Yeah Where like when I see if I see like a rumor about myself or like something that's just like categorically false or whatever, I'm like ye like people have been making up rumors about me since I was in sixth grade. L I you've like confronted people. Yeah, and I'm just like yeah, I've never confirmed. But also I haven't T. I'm like It depends. Yeah. There's somet times where I'm like, well, I don't even know you. So why would I confront? that's why I feel so performative because it's like cameras everywhere and you're like, let's see how this goes and then you're like Oh even like boyfriends, I never fought with boyfriends It was more like No I never I've made a whole sport ofvent page when I tell you like, yeah, I've had I've definitely had my fights, but it was It was like someone would get up and leave. There was never like name calling, it never would escalate. And it would be like it would happen once or twice and then I'm like, and I'm done here Yeah. Or like someone would get mad and the other one wouldn't It's like our friendship. L how many times have me and you Off camera. network Never. So now be Here's the thing, I do think that you get to a certain amount of years with a friend that you just can't do it anymore. Like I you both have to bow out, you know? It's just like we like we're at a point where like us to not be friends again, we would have to do something to the other one all of That's so fucking crazy. that it it would be someone would be like trying to self sabotage something. Yes like in a But I would argue because we're so close that It would be there would be a sit down and we'd be like we'd catch it Are you okay? Yeah. What's going on? Yeah. Also we can just It is really a relationship where it's two people. it's like If we didn't want to make this work We could have ended it immediately Like we choose each. Wait, I was at a wedding everybody eating. You heard the vowels and you thought of me. There was a moment where she was like someone was saying something and I was like, and in my head I thought, that's true of friendship also. You raise your hand, you're like, sorry, real quick. No, because it actually is very true of friendship. You have to ive choose that person every day and be like, that is my friend. And I'm gonna treat her like my friend. Period. And it's almost like Mormon Wives where I like to watch to see like Wh starts hating people? like who's the villain? And I realize like The villain is who just everyone decides they're over because if you look at what actually was done, like so many things were done by so many people, but it's the thing that everyone decides being like, that's the thing that we're not forgiving you for. becausecause no one wanted to like that person. Well, everyone's done bad things before and everyone's been mean to someone, everyone's made someone feel hurt You're alive. That's like what it is supposed to be experiencing life. It's how you ange or if someone says you hurt my feelings, it's how you apologize and don't do it again. Like that is a whole part of life. You're supposed to make mistakes so that you become a better fucking person person. In these shows, like people will straight up apologize and people like, I don't believe you, but then someone else will apologize and they're like, we know we love you. And ye that's why also in like a reunion when the girls are all yelling at each other' But you did that to hurt too R you're yelling at her about it. Right, right No Reality TV has to be hypocritical because then they wouldn't have a show. like Everyone can have the same stance and storyline every year. You have to switch it up or else it would be boring So a lot of the things people get in trouble for They've done They've done justot Tser has done. It just rotates. It literally rotates. There is a crazy documentary out on HBO right now Paradise P E A R And it's this guuy who during COVID. In red Sorry, anytime someone brings up peairars, I think of brick Ross and I just Sorry This' just a video of Rick Ross. I'm not kidding. This's like fifteen years old. And just says shout out to all the pers. like like an actual pair Like he's like, I love the hair. Anytime someone talks about pears, I just think like o pears are so underrated. Like I love a green pear You know, I'm not someone to grab a pear from a fruit basket and bite. Arguably the best bite is the fat part of a pear Like I probably haven't bit into a pair. in fifteen years. This is an old pair. that I left on my podcast desk from two days ago Wow, how are you eating a lot of fruit during the day No, I went I'm like at home for like a week. so I tried to go grocery shopping and I bought like tons of fruit and I got home and I ate a pear and that was about it. And I never buy pears. Interesting. Okay, keep going with what you're saying. This guy during COVID, he's like this nerd from Berlin And he goes to America And he decided he want to get rich. so he invents This thing, you know, this is so bougie, but you know, I guess convertibles, you can't your convertible up while you're moving Yeah. So he invented something to help whatever. has gota get fish. the rich people can't stop resotion. Yeah. So He buys this mansion in Vegas and he starts telling people, I love plus size women And I created this thing called Paradise, P EAR. He thought it was like so slick for it And he's like, I want to create a community where women can be themselves and I want to be your friend, comeome live with me And he he's has this obsession with women who are like over six feet. over five hundred pounds. L that's his like type So these girls who have felt over five hundred pounds. Are there that many people that he's finding that are over five hundred pounds? Well with the TikTok algorithm, it's like these girls who have felt like