Summer Reading and Gym Motivation

Step kid. Sry, fix a li bx M that it He can't be manner ot away from me Hello my My gigglies, um We're back We're back I did just wake up from a nap Yeah I think that's that's why I'm a little My mouths a little so. And we talked a little in the beginning to get Hannah warmed up T. Now we do exercise. Now we do red leather, yellow leather. sehells by the seasashore Um Hann is about to start. her show. So she's it's start we're in it You wantanna know what? I feel like A lot of people were like, what's the vbe of what's the vibe of the summer? What's the song of the summer? What's the saying of the summer? For the gigglers, sorry, we're having an intense summer because Hnah can't move her face. Not only is she working with No movement, but we have to keep abreast on what's going on. I declare it right now, it's soft smile summer He yeah it is I've changed who I am. I'm an ice queen. I don't smile at anyone, I don't laugh at anyone. Nothing's funny Um and Look, I do have to say thank you for all the feedback from the pod I'm still getting it. I'm like refreshing YouTube and reading all the comments. The one thing I didn't think was gonna to hurt my feelings that did is I'm getting a lot of people calling me Ka nightly Why would that hurt your feelings? Because it means my jaw's not moving. and I look like this. And I'm like I don't lock jaw. She's gorgeous, but I can move. You are kind of giving a little bit British I actually was so excited to see you today because I thought I was gonna hop on and you were going to be like, it looks so much better. It looks so good. But the problem with Pai is she's brutally honest with me too the point that yesterday I sent her a photo of myself and didn't get a response, and then said made a joke, like sorry, I look ugly. I know you hate when I look ugly. and she was like, thanks for ruining my night What about today when I was like, you sent me a meme about how like your friend can't take anything serious? And I was like, this is me for the next six months. And you were like six I'm very fragile right now. You can't make those drs. No I know, no, I know. No I know, and it's not funny. I know Women isum of the week. Yeah Not my injector I'll take her in my segment. Should that piss me And it's not funny and it's not I've gotten like a wide variety of people reaching out being like, hey, you'll be good in three weeks. and then some people who are like feel like it's a it's a it's It took me ten months. It's still a thing But it's like rare, like not all. Okay, well when's the last time you went and had it done before this time Excuse you. Sorry. 'cause it was a serious moment that I h Can you not less S a good this you S we was Right now You make a little hiccups Cute little hicup Oh my god, I was just laughing so hard I almost started drooling. Some of us are just naturally trlling because they can't Okay, so I got it last time October. Yeah. I don't even remember when it went away because I don't know. L I didn't know what was going on October and you got it in June. Okay. Okay. Okay, I have to also give an apology Cheers Aren't you dealing with enough right now? Who are you apologizing to? I was saying everything was going well in my life at last pwn. I listed a bunch of things, and then people were messaging me. They were like, why didn't you say your marriage? What's going on in your mage belie like like crazy ups and downs in my marriage where I'm like, we had a good month this month. Thankk God. L sorry, we don't think of him. We don' It's not part of my day to day like drama than God, marriage. Right. But then also And then he was like, why didn't you say like I was there to help you? becauseuse like D has been my rock. I've put all my anxiety into him. I've been calling him. He's been so positive with me except he also was like, o no, like I had testicular cancer Do you have some He's like, oh, you have both your parents still. He's like, Oh, did you not tear your AC on? and it still still hurts. So that's why dating an older man. He puts life into perspective I think the good thing about Des is he does let you be He does let you feel sorry for yourself, the allotted time that is healthy to feel sorry for yourself and then he makes you get it together Yeah, and like he's making me laugh, which is making it worse, but Dy how are you I'm good. I texted Hannah and I was like, do you actually think we could do the pod tomorrow because I'm in the trenches of packing Nighttime outfits packed Daytime outfits, packed. Got it. Skin, hair, makeup, packed I just have to do bathing suits and cover upps Shoes. jewelry, accessories, hats How do you pack hats I just stuff them I stuff them in there. And then I like if something happens to them and they get fucked up, I try and like reshape them wherever I am because I can see you going for some hat looks this summer. I have one ridiculous hat look that I'm just like, where am I even? But I'm not one of those people that wears their hats on planane. likeike in the car like I can do it in my carry on, but I'm not wearing it on the plane. I'm I judge people's hats. likeike if they're going to wear it, I'm like that's the one you wore. That's the one you're saving. Okay, well here's the other thing. I never lose things and I'm missing one of my straw And I'm just like Fer Page Where did I hate losing things You would hate my life. I's been a miling these Lououtons. No, I could never do it I. I don't even know where my Lououtons are 'cause I don't have them and I lost them No. I have like a running list of things in my head that I'm like, I need to check in on that. ' I haven't seen it inike I have a rotating thing. So like I know where everything is. So you would never lose your wedding ring for two years No and not even try to look for it because you're like, we'll deal with that later We'll waitillil my mom finds it No No, I couldn't. I couldn't. It would like ruin my day. I have to like remind myself that It's things and they can't love you back. And so it's like if it goes, it goes. Oh yeah, I forgot, you're in like a toy story situation I like my own stuff that I need to work out, but in the midst. Panange Miss No, you said it right. midst But you really hit every every consonant somehow midist just In the midst of my packing, I was watching the Dall Cowboy cheheerleaders sweetheart. don I never know what the name of the show is. but you know what I'm talking about. Mormon Wiv secret, ye. Yes Houseside' Mormon Re my secret. Cowboys Dallas. Is in love. No, because why does Netflix give every show an insane name and like reality shows specifically It's like I don't need a thesis for the name of the show. G me like like giveim me OG Laguna Beach. Okaykay, gotot it. I don't need LA confonfidential Secret Society hotwives. LA Nannies, whatever that Yeah, that's so true. They put a full IMDB page in the Anywaysay so while I'm watching the Dallas cheheerleaders, I'm like I didn't watch the show like when it was on TV. Maybe I saw like a couple episodes But there are just like certain things that you're like Yeah I'm gonna let it slide ' like Th down was tight like would it What are we doing? You know, like I'm enjoying the show. Then it gets to a part where the main girl, okay Now she became the main girl essentially because when you were watching her on TV, you were like ivated, mesmerized. Dare I say she had the sauce. She was an incredible dancer. She's gorgeous. like I don't think I've ever said this phrase in my life, but sweetest pie. likeike just the cutest swet Everything She ends up becoming like somewhat the face of the show in the past three years that it's been on Netflix. At the end of the season, she decides that she's going to come back for the not going to come back for the next year She's like turning in her uniform. She just got married last year Oh they have their boyfriends in it too. Sometimes. some of their like husbands or boyfriends are in it Now When she's deciding if she's going to come back for the next year, she gets hurt and her boyfriend says something while she's sitting on the couch that I was just like Oh, that's like so interesting. And I'm trying to think if like my significant other said said that to me in that moment would I be pissed? So now mind you, she's an athlete. She hurts herself. She wants to finish out the year. I love how you're like, would you start a fight? Let me tell you the scenario. Yes. And he goes, selfishly, I'm kind of happy because I get to spend more time with you I don't hate it Okay I don't hate it because I was literally dealing with that just now my m situation? Just to bring you back to me because you you didn't ask me about it the last two minutes. No, but this isn't good No, this is good. I was like if I lose a c if if I like don't travel and I'm not like working. Right, right, right I spend more time with my family. Right. Okaykay, But what you're about to do, you just found out about two months ago Yeah. what this girl is doing, she worked her home. It would be like if you were in Playing tennis. And it was like the final year, your senior year, you hurardt yourself and your boyfriend's like Fuck it we can like, sit on the couch together I think he was trying to find the positivity in the situation. I wouldn't like if I into like you're never around. And like I hate it. Let me give you more of the story. He actually quit his job because her fame got so big overnight that like She's now all of a sudden like a Netflix star and I'm sure she's getting brand deals and whatever. She quits she worked at a florist shop adorable. I mean, I can't trust. She quits her job. She's like doing influencing full time on the side I don't know people actually worked at florist shops. I thought that was just in movies I think she like volunteer too. like Oh super made up person. She's a butterfly catcher. She makes rainbows. No, she's like literally perfect. He quits his job. to help her For whatever reason they can't make it work It seems like She got really big. The whole country was watching her She blows up into like this Instagram influencer, this like Netflix star. She gets obviously, inevitably a lot of hate along with a lot of love. I don't think she was expecting as much hate. I think it really did something to her. She was like, I work at a flower shop Right. rather and like, what are you hating on her for rather than Kind of like persevevering through it, she was basically like, I think I might take a step back and she had just got only been married for a year But I can't help but think He was scared or he didn't want her to continue to grow with her fame or like whatever. and he didn't want her to do the show anymore and he didn't want her to be on the team anymore. I also could be making this up. you could be fully projecting I heard But he went on a pod and he said, her dream wasn't to be a Netflix star, her dream was to be on the cheerleading team And then he was asked a question, like what were his thoughts on the cheerleaders like getting a raise? And he was like, no comments No, you're right. you are you look. Has your intuition ever been wrong Why would I steer you a different direction. I' just say, did he leave a banana peel on the floor for her to trip? Like was he did he injure her? I can't prove it yet. but if you gave me some time and a Sharpie, I could figure something out and we' be there in about twenty minutes. No, looking at that perspective, him not working and then like Commentinging on like how much money the girls are making and also like you don't go on a podcast unless you've done something. Well also a lot of the girls obviously had to have second jobs because they were making nothing and I think still have to have second jobs because they're making a little bit more. And now in today's day and age, they can supplement with being influencers and like take a little bit of a rest Except the two coaches don't love influencing? Yeah, which I'm like getet with the top like No, but it's like, then pay me what this brand deal is gonna pay me Well they give we struggled because the coaches were both on the team. The vibe they give is we struggled. We had to deal with it. So do you Like that's the energy it gives and it's like, okay, well, that would then what's the point of women helping women What's the word when everything's more expensive over time. Inflation Period. Yeah. Also just because it was fucked up in the past doesn't mean it has to be fucked up now. I still haven't gotten myself to watch it because I can tell I'm going get piss off I think for me, why I was like triggered by it is because I am someone that can also get down and be like, maybe I shouldn't even do this because everyone's gonna hate it and like I can't really do it. And I need to be with someone that's like, what the hell are you talking about? Like go just try it, go do it, like whatever. If I had someone that was like, yeah, this is really scary. Maybe you shouldn't It would couldn't I couldn't do. What did he do for a living before That's an excellent question. I want to say he worked at like a hardware store. I hate to do this, but if the roles were reversed and like He was a normal guy God on this Netflk show blew up None of these guys are staying with like the girls who like love them for them Right. Like I always, you know who I always think about Anna Ferris and Chris ine No. I just always think of like men who like have blown up and then left their wives not to feed and to Horrible rumors online. Yes. becausecause I would never. We would never But people are like coming for Rihanna and Aab Rocky's relationship right now, haveave you seen? No, what are they saying I guess he like went on stage and talked about like how Girls inhoen in Beautiful or something and like out of M Gala, people thought they were fighting I saw M Gala, people thought they were fighting And people have turned. peopleeople are like, we want to get out Interesting. But it also makes me think like how quiet she's been in her career I like never, I mean, she's a billionaire and running Fenty and doing amazing. But like in terms of her art I always wonder like, No Well, can I say something that I've actually never really liked because one time I saw a clip Like I've liked his songs before, but like a couple years ago, this is maybe like four or five I actually have no idea Th three or four years ago. I saw a clip of him on a podcast and it was like, I forget whose it was And I don't even remember what they were talking about. I want to say it was like in regards to like him modeling was he said something like Oh, well, I should get taken shopping because I'm so good looking or like yeah, I think it was like around when like those videos of like Laurie Harvey when she was like talking about how she's the prize, then like his resurfaced. Mm. I think that's when I saw it. And you hate that. And I was just like, No, like this is Ohh my God. I saw a clip the other day. you know the we met at Acne. I love that girl She had some guy on her podcast and he was like, hereere's a tip for the girls. like go up to guys at a bar and like buy him a drink. And I'm like ver my dead fucking body. Why don't I open the door for him as well, pull out his chair and then buy the dinner. Like, no No We're not. Oh We're not throwing him off one night and just like going on being like, Hey, let me you Every time approach a man, you can get murdered So why would I also pay to get murdered Also, my makeup costs more than this drink, My outfit costs more than this drink. Like I don't need you to buy the drink It's not about the money. It's about the gesture If I needed someone to buy me a drink, I wouldn't be standing in a bar that'd be insane. I can't afford it. Why would I be there Mm. Like the men have really literally lost it But yeah, we have no idea what's actually going on with any of the celebrity relationships, but it is so fun to take a clip and be like, this is what's going on. 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Like for me, first of all, also that right, I wasn't looking forward to it like it was the best day of my life and Second of all, I was like justust so happy. it went well and I had such I was just like grateful Do you think Taylor Swift is kind of like have the wedding blues? orr do you think she's like, this is like a great day, but it's not the best day of my life I think she'll feel that way. But I mean, I do think she's like a little more romantic than me Like I think she cares about the wedding more than me. She's a little and I'm not trying to be like pick me like like you can even at weddings chill. No, it's more just like I actually didn't like the attention of like when I force people to come to an event Yeah Like I like people want to come to see me like do stand up, not like cousins being there being like We had to drive from the airport. I don't know. likeike that's just what I'm thinking. like It's like inviting people to a dinner for your birthday. I'm like, These people are busy, Do they want to be here? Like that's my own issue. Yeah, you know So wedding is like that times a hundred. Also it is nerve wracking. Like I got nervous when I walking down the aisle Of course I cried when you walked down the aisle I if fact I forgot you were Is this because I was mean to you this morning in DM's? No, it's just I have a mental illness where like I don't know who was with me at any time Yeah, well, Also I feel like you like black out at your wedding. Yeah, like mean you didn't talk You don't talk to people you know at your wedding Can we talk about Mindy Caling? Oh my Godd. Okay Everyone needs to watch. Not suitable for work. Do we want to tell them From the day one, how we got involved, we got an email. We got an email. From Mind. Yeah from the Mindy Kaling. and I was just like, oh my God, obviously we're doing this. And it was right before Thanksgiving, right I thought it was spam. I was like Mindicing didn't write us an email. Okay. She she asking for five hundred grand also to send to a foreign country Was this before Thanksgiving or before Christmas I have no recollection of time. I want to say it was right before one of the holidays Well, the problem with TV, not the problem, but like you shoot something and then it's like, yz before it comes out. Anyway, so we go and we like kind yeah, we like kind of had lines and Hannah had one Wait, I was about to say I feel like I was well behaved during this and I didn't do anything wrong D mind, continue And here's the thing when we get there, we're like obviously so giddy, so excited This was production's last day of filming. So like was hilarious. everyvery single person was like And this is the last day we're finally done and like we're We came in and we were like, Hi, nice to meet everyone. How are you? Honestly, it felt like we came in at the end of a reality show and everyone was already like fighting and hated each other and we were like, what's going on here? Tell us about your. Honestly, the cast, the crew, everyone was so sweet. It just was like they were wrapping up. Like they were like, thank God, it's the last day. And paage were like, So where do we stand? Nice to meet you But what was the old Lang ign? Okay, crazy becausecause I know I'll never forget it ever. So Mind you, Paage is really good at memorization. I'm not And But we were in our trailer practicing our little asses off. L we were like again, again, like Russian gymnastic coaches. I was like, no, you Then finally I was like, okay, we got it. And then I just hear Hannah like doing it to herself like in her God You get like this's the first time. Okaykay, here's the thing, acting with you is the first time I ever see you double check your work. That's the way I can describe it. Like anything else we do, Giggly squad interview, podcast hosting. you're like,, we got this like like you're not you should double check your Which cal No, which calms me down. Yeah. Then like we went into a setting like that and you're like, let me just practice one time. And then that makes me nervous because I like, wait, you you're unsure about yourself. Who's driving the ship? Yeah, like, no, no, no, no. you can't be unsure It was like we sh it when we gang We were doing good and I was like, we're going to crush this. like we were vibing My last line or the last page I'm basically it's about we're celebrating O LangZign. We're celebrating New Year's Eve Yeah And I have to say the word old Lang ign. Mind you, I don't know where I've been my entire life Never heard this before And everyone's like, you know the song that like and handanel. Oh my God. He has good what are he war. was like no, I've lived on this earth my entire life. I've never heard the name of that song. Obviously Des, who was born in the fucking eighties was like how the fuck do you not know what old anxion is? And I'm like, I can't talk to you right now. So that For some reason, like, you know when you can't remember a word because you don't know what it is, alsoso everyone kept going,angang that. I'm like, this I've never heard this word. You guys are making this word up You're making it up and then they're like playing the song for me. and I'm like, yeah, I know that song. No one calls it old lang . No one's ever called to anything in front of me I'm like Wait, plus we're in like it's supposed to look like we're outside, but like we're not. And so we're in like furs and Hannah with So what is it called ear muffs? Fur ear muffs inside. And I'm sweating. I'm feeling it. Hannah and I have this joke that like every time we get our makeup done, like no matter what we're doing, like ten minutes later, Hannah like doesn't have any makeup on you'll see the raw pink skin on my face. L like a your chicken Where are you skate? w. When we're on tour by the second show, Paige is like, did you just wake up in the morning? L Wh is anything you put on your face Why is that? Has anyone what primer do you use No really. No. I don't use I don't Well, there we go. There we go Well, first of all We meet Ashanti. Oh yeah Only you. so tiny in person. B Ashanti Everyone needs to listen to you right now. Oh, I thought you were saying to like say the song only you like only pay. I can't wait to get next to you A. I just can't leave you alone Maybe when the mouth is I actually was just because my that wasn't because of my actual sing your voice. No b, b, b, b. We know I'm the songbrd of our generation. So Ashanti, put her in my pocket. We come on, I'm like, Ashanti We're obsessed with you. We love you so much. And in my head, I'm like, do not fuck up in front of a Santi Mindy Kaling's entire production. Yeah and Paige who already is doubting you It was one of those lines where like, it's like kind of long an old lang ign. was the last word. So I would do this monologue and then get to it and like, you know, when you're braing are short cigaretes and I' be like Zang li on You were literally having an adult dam. Like you were We would say it back to each other like old lang signign. And Jul and we got it. And then she'd do the whole like she couldn't do that part. She had to do it in its entirety. And it was was like we just get the pixure post. Every time I got to it, I would say in a different way. I'd be like, Ze Lionel Here's the other thing how we're different. When you mess up or like get embarrassed by something, you're, which I find so fascinating. You're louder. Like you call more attention to yourself almost as if to be like Look at how much I fucked up everyone should see this. You like ultimate humiliation where I fuck up or like I do something, silence. I've actually slipped into the back of the crowd. like you F see me again. L I'm running away. I'm leaving I feel like that's a stand up comic in me to like say what you're feeling, like ye, just be outward about the moment. but like It wasn't a scene of me and Paage. L like we had real actors on set and a director. So then how many times do you think I messed it up? Oh, I mean, we had to have done it at least fifteen times, right? fififteen to twenty times I would say, here's the other thing that like that like you don't people don't realize. You're doing it, you're doing it ten to fifteen times from one angle Then you're doing it another ten to fifteen times from another It's a whole thing. It's so funny. I like forgot that happened. Like I blocked it out. That's how I deal with humiliation. I'm just like, That wasn't me That's actually probably really healthy Yeah. I'm not like it's not keeping me up at night. I'm like old Lang s are crazy. That's not English. So that's not my fault that I couldn't learn a new language day up I'm getting a cyst pimple on my chin, which is like ruining my whole trip I'm the wrong person for you to complain about that too right now, but I totally support you but I would I would trade bodies in a second if I could Yeah, so let's talk about it. L You're starting tomorrow. and what did anyone say Um, okay, I I showed up. honestly, I'm getting better at not smiling That's my problem because before I was like just smile, push through And now I'm just An ice queen. Did you tell Nana I told Nana, but not like I didn't send her any photos. She's kind of like you Yeah, you can't send her ugly pictures or she's like really Why would you put this on my phone Why they just attacked me? Why' did you put this on my phone? I just had an old memory pop up. actuallyct willll put in the newsletter off Nana at my wedding doing an outfit check and she's literally telling every single thing she's wearing like down to the earrings. She's so fucking cute. Remember that day she couldn't wear heels and she was pissed 'use she had like done something to her foot Yeah, she was like fully injured And she was up I think she was still wearing kitten heel. How are we related? Yeah. She was wearing a little wedge and she was like apologizing to everyone. She was like, I'm so sorry that I'm wearing these disgusting little wedges. She was like, I don't know if you've noticed, but I look like a clown. It honestly, I like I felt so bad because I was like, know I know that you can't even enjoy the day 'cause you're livid. Like I get it. Everyone's staring at these grossess little witches Meanwhile, I like can't brush my hair Oh also Do Do the specials out, you watch Oh my God, That's what I meant to bring up to you. It's so good you I have some gigers messaging me. They were like They were like, 'causeuse you love him, we love him. That's the only reason we're supporting, but we had we really enjoyed the special It was so funny. I was so proud of him Well, you texted, it's funny, you texted us in the group chat. And in my head I was like, if they texted alone, that would be like bllack magic would start happening. Like I feel like you guys actually are scared of like if you two actually putut your heads together to like cast a spell on someone Let me see if I texted him. Oh, you know what it was? I DM him Yeah on my own and then yeah, texted it in the group No, texting like your friend's husband. alone. It feels like when like HR like calls you. you're like, wait, how do you have my number? And also like This is scary. If someone's boyfriend's texting me, if it's not about a ring, I don't want to be involved. Yeah, don't involve me. Actually, my friend Katie, her husband did u Like live updates while she was in giving labor giving ir Liveving a baby T who? Like was doing them to all of her friends. So like put everyone in like a big group chat and was just doing like live updates. Wa That's hilarious. That I appreciated. Was he good at like giving details Yeah, he did fall off quite quickly. because I'm like that's not doesn't sound L a good job for him. I'm like, give it to the mom, give it to the aunt, give it to a Genzie cousin. No, he did a good job because he is quite funny. so they were like cute little paragraphs anyw We also have an update on The Nun podcast DMed us Sisters of Mary And they sent a sweetest message. They said, Of course. Imagine they sent a really bitchy m They go on Tagabch. Imagine two nuns were like, Hey, you fucking twats You go out your costume. We're not praying for you. You're off of the pray party. So they said Hey, thanks for tagging us in your video. It was a delightful take on your podcast. A delightful take I need to say delightful more in my everyday jargon. Dellightful text. She goes, I love that we share a real love of laughter. You wouldn't believe how much we laughed. Okay, maybe you would obsess with them. They're hilarious. I Let's just say the progress is true to life. It runs deep in our tradition This is good for the gigglers. It's good to know that nuns I know us She basically said, laugh to your heart's content. You've broken free from evil. Laughter is the right response And ever since then, we take the chance to laugh for every good reason May your days be filled with genuine lauapster that comes from knowing God's love. Thank you, sisters of Mary is The sweetest. I think they just blessed us. I know. Is that' so nice. Bless you, L that was a bless. Is your mom's gonna be so happy My mom's in gonna me She's like, you're going to heaven now. Thisis is a Mary. Do you know that my mom and dad watch our podcast every night while they watch or while they eat dinner or they watch it on YouTube No, I'm gonna cry. I go, Mom, but it's only two times a week So what are you doing the other night? And she goes, Well we watch the same one uil the new one comes Oh guys are sick. I love here so much Also, meanwhile, your brother's like, hey, I'm here She's like, Well, we don't like anything else on TV and we just p it to you guys Also I love how they're probably numb to me. Like in the beginning, they were like, I'm not sure about her And now they're like, Oh, Hannah is the sweetest, kindest, most innocent girl we've ever met She doesn't mean anything. My dad will call me and he'll be like, you know, you just like sit there and you just laugh at everything Hannah says, You just think she's. I've never seen you laugh at anyone. You just think everything she says is funny I like Because it is Okay, sorry we' laughing with my friend. 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Like I remember girls talking about I remember girls saying like, and then he pushed my head and another girl being like, are you kidding me? I think it's so feminist to push a gu's head Yeah, lightightly, nicely, but like to be like and no kissy kissy. That's hilarious. At the end, the end joke I basically it ends with a period joke. And I was looking through the com the comments and sometimes The posts hit like just these random men and these men, the comments are so funny. likeike guys, I really get the biggest kick out of it. This guy goes Girl comics All they do is start with sex and then end about their periods. And I was like, that is so fucking true, Steve. L Basically how everygirl comic talks about sex in their periods and then this One bit I posted was like all of it so this guy's head was like exploding. She talks about sex and a period in one joke What the fuck God forbid we talk about what we know I was like, I talked about my husband's dead parents in the last clip, so I do have range. So how dare you? How dare you? Take it up with him I do get sad when I go to Italy for two weeks. Just knowing that I'm like if something were to happen, you can't get to me. Great question I you're try to instill anxiety. Like I am far away. I've never been more anxious than when you were in Fiji whichich is really weird because it was before that thing happened to you, but I just remember looking at my phone, Googling Fiji and it was the middle of the ocean. And I was like, do they have Like Dunkin Doughuts, like are you okay? No, I had to go home But you go to Italy, I honestly feel like I like live vicariously through you. Like I feel like I'm about to go to Italy. Like I'm like what are wearing? What like send me the food? and I don't have to deal with any logistics. And that's how I felt when you were in spports Illustrated I was like, and now I don't have to prep for that. You don't have to do this. Lately, I feel like I have to pack. I'm enough to find boats I don't have to get hotel reservations. It have to sit and wait in line for things, but I get to get see all the fun of it all. And then like it's gonna be so funn. when you get on the phone, you'll be like, I just had a gelato. Like I'm excited for that That's so funny because I texted my dad yesterday and I said, Dad, I think we're going get more ice cream in the middle of the day this year. Oh yeah, I was gonna to say comparered to you because now this is like your third or fourth Yeah like similar trip. I love that you guys are like this works, we're doing it again. What are you what are you changing? What do you think you could do better this year that you've done in previous years? besides different invites, I'm assuming I actually think I could eat more Because okay, here's like one of One of the ways my anxiety also like manifests Everyone's like dinner at seven PM. like, okay, everyone's going back to their room, getting ready for dinner. like, oh my God, I've been hungry all day. I didn't eat lunch late because I wanted to be hungry for dinner Right when I sit down to dinner, not hungry. canan't eat when I'm told you have to eat. L I rather Go back Id rather sit at dinner not eat. Go back to my room, order room service, eat. Yeah I don't know why that happens to me. I have the opposite. I sit down at dinner and I'm like, I'm so hungry and ravenous. I'm gonna embarrass everyone around me by how hungry and how fast I'm gonna eat this food. And I wish I could be normal and not shove this entire pancetta in my mouth. Well Italy really is the perfect place for you because If you don't eat your whole plate, so like then it's stressful when I'm not hungry and I'm not eating because then they take offense to it. And they come over and they're like, what's going on? Like you didn't like it? Like, I'll bring you something No, no, they show up with a fucking gun and they say, what happened? Yeah. And so I'm like, they're literally holding me with a knife I'm like, I don't. I'm like I have anxiety and like here's the thing, like everyone's eating and if everyone's eating, then I can't. like was the sauce not the perfect because it's the best sauce in all Italy So I'm going into this trip, mentally telling myself Eating when it's time for dinner, you I don't think that's gonna work. That's not gonna to work. You can't just tell yourself to do it. What you have to do is not make a big deal about it. Okay I nonchant about it. Yes. L like like you're about to pet a cat So not worry about what time I'm eating lunch because In case I'm not hungry for dinner, but it doesn't matter. If you start obsessing over like being ready to eat the second you get that your body's gonna be like, this is what we were stressed about Well, I think it's also because of course, of course O I have this like weird thing where I can't go to the bathroom when I'm on vacation. So like I'm backed up for a couple of days. I didn't wantan to factor that in Yeah, so I think it's like a lot but it's only, it's only ever on vacation. Actually no, sometimes like Antor were you backed up head other, But sometimes if I'm going out for like a Saturday night and I'm going out with like four couples I'm like, I'm not hungry But if I'm going out just like myself, hungry It's crazy though, becausecause when I rarely can't eat, I get so embarrassed. Like yesterday on set, I was like obviously a little nervous and they brought me food and I tried to eat and I couldn't eat. And then afterwards, people came in and I hadn't eaten and I like had to say something. I was like, I'm sorry, I ate a lot of mashed potatoes Our lives are so different. like Wh where were you eating mashed potatoes prior to? They had brought me like a thing of mashed potatoes and all this meat and like whatever. and I didn't eat any of the meat, but I didn't eat mashed potatoes and I was like there was actually a lot of mashed Like I was trying to explain to these people that I ate more than it looked. And then one thing that I've learned No one gives a fuck about what's going on with you. No one gives a fuck No fucking smile no one's noticed No one's noticed. Everyone's worried about their own shit. No one cares No one cares. No one cares. That's another part of anxiety. like Oh my Godd, everybody's looking at me. Everyone thinks I look like stp. No one gives a shit. They're all worried about their own shit. They're in their own head thinking the same thing you're thinking But then something like Old L ign, I'm like everyone's like, you should know what that is. What have you went there and said, I know I'm not going to eat I know I'm not to eat at this place. I I've tried that. You've tried. yeah. Well it's now it's become a thing Even it's become a thing even to the point where my mom's like, I'll push the reservation. So now we go to dinner at like eight PM to make sure that you feel like you may not be hungry yet Yeah. ye. ye, uh But you know what? It's a beautiful problem to have It's a urinate probably Should we eat the pesto now? eat it later. So my thing is I'm just gonna eat all day and saf and fuck it. I don't care. I'm just eating when I want to eat I do think also vacations, having like set times to eat with a group is fucking stressful. Well, this year I told my mom to leave like a couple days where there's no dinner reservations because sometimes it's too much. Like you literally, I'm like I'll actually throw up if I put another thing in my mouth Yeah. And it's also like becomes like a military operation when it's like, and then we go back and then we shower and then we come back out and then we change then we go shower again and then we sleep and then we wake up The menu is the same every single place. What is the menu? It's just like pastas and it justays pasta. Like seafoods and like, but it's like the c you get the vibe. Like I literally getingu like linguinine clam, Bravioli. There's gnki, there's spaghetti, there's everything Whatever, I'm so excited. I'm really excited. I got a new book. And I'm excited to read my book and I'm excited to talk to my mom. T the book is. Oh, it's called Magnolia Park And a girl DMmed me and was like, it's big How big are the words? We'll say, But she was like it's about socialites in London and it's like chic and cool and I feel like you would like it. And so I'm going to try it And I'm giving my mom, I finished strrangers. I'm giving that to my mom for her to read on the trip Wa, my mom read it too. Yeah, we're just like, I love being in a book club. That's so fun I really enjoy reading recently. It's just like ait, what have you read since the first one