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Hey Prime members, you can listen to this show ad free on Amazon Music. Download the Amazon Music app today Keep in Cure So Because I didn't time it right. No, because we just were staring at each other. We cannot make direct eye contacts It's too intense our souls. What's that my grandio Siglas? Wait, when we do this, do you look at yourself No, I look at you and then I check on myself. I check to make sure there is a's really insane happening Okay, I look at you when you're telling like a long story story but them you don't. Yeah Okay. Actually, it's the opposite. I look at me when you're telling a long story and when you're telling something st. I start a long story, you begin your skincare routine. L you start like organizing things on your dresser like you know me Today was actually so bad For whatever reason, I think that I have someone's assistance' email like accidentally blocked from my email because I'm never in the calendar invite for this one specific meeting So today I get on and I'm like full face masks full jammies. I'm like, I wasn't aware something was going on. And I kept my face mask on the whole time because I had just put it on. This or my mom would call the teacher and be like, hey, I know Paige I know Paige is ha her own problems coming late, but then Hannah gets distracted because Paige is making Hannah laugh during class. because the whole meeting I was taking screenshots of you in the different positions of your face with the face mask because you were so serious So we'll add that to the newsletter because I have a whole folder of Screenshots of you during Zooms being insane Everyone respects you still. It's crazy Because of your aura Yeah, I think it's my or. And also because you're busy. I'm busy. I say things assertively I I know that you start new segments randomly, but I'd like to start a new segment and you run a by Grace I didn't. Okay. Did you run yours bike? Yeah? I run everything bike Yeah There's a formality to get I squad, but okay, just skip the middleman My segment is what pissed me off I think that's actually a phenomenal segment. Oh yeah, let's go. I' in I'm in. This was like a couple days ago, but because we didn't record on Monday. Are we okay? that This is what happened because we didn' never before that again. Paige and I were on a two hour faceetime on Wednesday I didn't realize that that is why we had to Faceetime because we didn't record. We had to chat. Yeah, it's like we needed. And then in my head I was like, oh, that would have been so funny to telling giggly squads. So we'll try to recreate some moments, but they won't be as good What pissed you off? I't of ever remember what we talked about Um, I don't know I think it was at the next Yeah It might have been the Kicks or whoever like they're playing and the other whoever the other teams are whatever. It was Travis Kelsey and Taylor so if they're sitting quterside. watching. And the announcer said Travis Kelsey and his girlfriend. Now How successful does a woman need to be to be called her name? Not only did it piss me off, just like Here's the thing I thought about it If he only if the announcer only knew Travis Kelsey because it's sports and he knew who he was and blah blah blah, maybe because he was live, it like quickly slipped his mind. like, oh my God, I can't remember Taylor Swift's name. because that happens and you say like, oh, his girlfriend, first of all, it's his fiance, but I digress But then later you could say Taylor Swift, callalling Taylor Swift anyway. I not even Travis Kelsey, callalling Taylor Swift Anyone's anything girlfriend, anything is so insane to me. I'm like It's Taylor. So it wasn't even a football game. It was a basketball game and they both were two fans watching I'm like, that's Taylor Swift's boyfriend. L Tayor talking to you. That like really pissed me off. I'm like, oh my go, she has what She has to be more successful for you to know what the fuck her name is. So like, can we just watch one basketball game without getting offended by something One sporting event without getting a event sporting event. I was watching the back of their heads Taylor and her boyfriend, the back of her heads. What game was that? N game. So like whenever I would go to one side, I would just see Um, Yeah, he chugged a beer or something, so then like the internet exploded. Oh I missed that. Yeah. But you've been I got the highlight. You've been watching the Kicks though. L how about the Kicks? Well, I feel like every single person in New York City is like o next watch It really brought the city together. It really has. I was unaware that they've been so bad for so long So bad for so long. I didn't know that. my grandpa had a bad couple of years. Wait rememember this some I brought up my grandpa in a Zoom earlier today? Yeah, I do remember it I do remember it because now I'm gonna keep a tally of how many times we're bringing up your grandpa on work Zooms. And then that is one moment when I do look at the zoom and I look at you because I'm like look you start crying. I literally had to cover my mouth. I started laughing. I was like, here she goes The guy we were on Zoom with was like an old was a little bit older. so I was like if she starts going like, Do you know Jerry Berard? Do you remember him? I' from New York I know what we were laughing about on Faceetime What? How Kim texted you in the morning? My My mom texted me like two days ago eight AM R I pay Whatever happens hello. How are you I was like C I do something to? H't you? She goes, Oh my god I'm so sorry I meant to say, arere you up And then it auto corrected to RIP. She's like, that's awful And me and Hannah just went into like a we've literally we went on a bit for two It's a Sicilian hello. Sicilian, goodood morning Anyone could die at any time. Someone's dead somehere R I pid. Someone's ded in a pace this morning It's like, o my go. That is the most silian thing ever. Oh my God. Anho. So that's how me and my mom started parties Have you watched off campus? O campus? I started it. and At first I was like, I don't think he's like that hot in the face Then I was like, okay, his body's hot. And then I started getting triggered thinking about like college because I I know It was you don't do teeny bopper shows. L I'm a teeny bopper. I liked it when it was gay because I wasn't like It was that was interesting to me me watching like A girl like Jersey Chase. I'm like, that's just sophomore year, baby. Okay, she wasn't Jersey chasing. She was his tutor And then she realized she fell them She's this dutor and they're trying to say that he was smart Babe, That is fictional Well, yeah, it is. It's's way I show watch some sence fiction. Fantasy. I can't do it. And so many gigglers DM to me because they know that I love Well, first, they know I love watching hot people on the television. And I love a high school like just a cute little It it because show that time in your life and you want to relive it? Mbe. Maybe it'll be I love that time in my life. But I love just like a stupid like T all the boys I've loved before. Like I love shit like that U Oh, my mom's calling me right probably de. Somebodys dead again. God damn it Not again. So So anyway, so I get all these DM's like you have to watch. in the first fifteen minutes, I'm like, okay, this is like a little bit cheesy for me, but like I'm just gonna keep going through this first episode and then I'm like, I'm really hooked The number one thing that I noticed in this show. O, the main girl is stunning gorgeous. I actuallyually had to look her up and see if she was Brooke Sield's daughter 'causeuse I was like, that's Brook Shields like in the face. A they want me Sorry spiss out Do you want me again? She's like the perfect cast And let me tell you something watching this show, I was like, oh And that's a normal College girl's body And that's a normal like hot guy in college. Like it felt I didn't hate my own body after. Like when you saw my sports illustrated shoot Right Like when I watch tellell me lies, sometimes I'm like How are they so hot? you know? like This There was just something about this show that was like They weren't artificial. They weren't like manipulated.. Yes. bir body parts were in the right places where they're supposed to. Like I was like, that's a girl I went to college with that like doesn't know she's super hot and she's super hot. Like everyones knew that girl in college. L it just felt normal. L everyone looked Normal. no one was like a size double zero onozempic. Bobble headad And I appreciated it. Yeah, the hockey guys in college, I told you one of the guys asked me what a major was. And we were in junior year. What was his? Carly they put him in something and he didn't know what it was You're like, babe, you got expelled two semesters. you don't go here, Babe. Why do you keep showing up But I'veld I told the story many times before. I was a hockey guy. that my best friend You know, my two week best friend, we got married on Facebook. hooked up with him when I was at a tennis tournament and they ended up getting married and having kids, which is and we're happy We're happy for them. And they're on Facebook. I check up on them every now and then. I really want to comment, but I haven't it's not the place. It's not the place of the time. It's not the place. Actually, I haven't checked up on them in a minute. Let me put that in my notes U Also not to call you out on the pod, but I was texting you. I was vintage shopping for you and Crickets It sent you like nine things Cickets. No I asked you a question at one point. No, that was on an Instagram message. You said, arere you blind You know what? Book us. No, I'm gonna start screenshotting the vintage shit that Hannah finds and sends to me. She sent me like a like a polka dot. In theory, it sounds very me It was like a vintage big duffel Pkaot big pok dots that said YSL in the front? And I just texted back and said, Are you blind? L It was the most insane bad. you a lot of shoes. Yeah. You hated all of them Well, here's the thing with here's the thing For me specifically, and I'm only speaking for myself in my own journeys.. As you should, as you should. I love vintage clothes. L I think there are so many cool vintage outfits that I've seen and like things that I've personally personally mound these Lver towns. When it comes to vintage shoes, I'm kind of like Ew, someone else's foot And also, what is that noise Oh, that was me scrolling it through my vintage collection I'm scrolling through some of the messages with you right now being like, a lot of the shoes look really worn. like I've yet to see a vintage like rarely I'll be like, o, this looks like it was never even worn, but a lot of them I'm like ye, they're They're worn in b. Okay, you're right. It's just I don't like spending money. So when I see something that you I think you would spend money on, I like love sending it to you. but And I don't have that problem. You go I need your and I don't need your hand. dont I don't need to go as hard as you because I'll spend the money Okay So I don't need to scour the internet also at my car Soso another thing that pissed me off this week since I'm fresh off of a plane, actually I'm sweating have to take this off No, I'm literally like I just landed eight minutes ago. I was around three grown men and my bag was heavy this time. Three grown men. One of them just like even cut me in line to get off the plan I'm like, dude, technically I'm in front of you, but like whatever, go ahead, you have some place to clearly. Men have lost their oh my God. Speaking of men on planes. crazy flight with my mom and It was like u likeike six hour flight and these two men We're across the aisle from each other And I tried to fall asleep, but I like couldn't. It sounded like they were fighting. likeike really loud and aggressive But then I listen and I realize they' just arguing who the best basketball players of all time are Mind you, this is what guys have been talking about since the beginning of time. Like I remember in middle school listening to my friends being like, and the Bron se Kobe and ringing shack swinging to K beatumbo L Did it five hours just like man explaining to each other stats that they know off the top of their head to try to act like they know things. I was this close to like stepping in When you say across the aisle, like across Like they were they were I. So like They were both on on the aisle seats and like o. But they were talking loud So you were in you were on one window seat and your mom was in the other. Yeah Why didn't you guys? Oh no, o no, but they were like ahead of us. We were seeitting next week.. Got I got But these men were going, going going. And then We had Steartist drama? I think they prefer flight. Okay, I've gotten Start I Stuart I. It's not gym teacher, it's physical educator. So The lady comes up to us and she hasn't even she's like asked if we want drinks. And she goes, by the way, like this is my second day work I it was kind of interesting because she was like sixty five. U Also like she hadn't done anything wrong yet. So I'm like, you don't have to tell me up top that you're new But like, I'm rooting for you, like go teeam G go. A lot of time goes by, we don't get our drinks Like it's been like two hours that we haven't gun our drinks. Okay This other lady comes up to us And she's like, Hey other st flight attendant sorry is like is not doing her job and claiming that it's her second day, but she's worked for twenty years So then my mom and I are on the case. We're like're Wait a man. When I I fly four times a week I've never been involved in Steward Eye drama to this extent. She wasn't even giving us our drink. She was like, I need to tell you what the fuck I'm dealing with upfront by the cockpit And we were like, what is she like lying? Like what's going on? And she's like, I don't know We don't know, but she's being really bitched us. And I was like, she was nice to us, but She told us two days. Maybe she just like says that to people so that like when she messes up, it's not that big a deal, which actually genius. A, I think she's playing chess and we were playing checkers. because then the lady ended up getting us the drinks and the one who said it was her first day comes later at the end and she's like, I'm sorry, like I' It's my first day. I'm sorry if I messed up and I'm like, this fucking genius. I got to start using this W and so. I can't believe she came back and said that to you and you know that she's lying. Yeah, she was like, I hope I didn't know. Maybe I'm like, oh, maybe she's never She done this airline, but she's you don't this is the thing also about flight attendants. The training is insane. The training is military to become a flight attendant I've never had a flight attendant mess up to the extent that she has, like most flight attendants are incredible. Yeah. they are the baristas of the. Rarely had like a flight attendant sue never been in a pickle with a flight attender before. You want to know why? They're gay. Because they're girls and gays So they're like, hi That's like when I' to be here. That's like when I lost my sunglasses at the For soill straight event, I was like, it's full of women. We're gonna be fine. There's nothing I love more than looking healthy to other people, and that's when I'm carrying a protein bar. And David is the perfect protein bar because they have two different ones, gold and bronze, which include macro information on each of them David Protein now offers two industry leading protein bars and let me just tell you. Their gold Hero protein bar line is my favorite. 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And these two moms are king, and I walk away I'm like, M That's a fashion icon that just said she wants you like you're You did it girl Retire But um I've never met Lisereinna before. You have, though, right? Yeah I have a couple times. So I've never met her And how was your first experience? So I don't watch Housewives really either. I know a couple. they're all hilarious. But you never know what you're gonna to get with them. You never watched Beverly Hills? like I've seen some, I've never like watched a season. Okay, but you've seen like in episode. Yeah. I've seen the lady throw her leg Well, that was realal Housewys of New York and that was Aviva. and that was iconic That was like old New York like good old days. I feel like she just came out recently and did like an ask Me anythingthing and someone asked her about that and she was like, yeah, obviously I like plan I like knew I was gonna do it. Like at some point I was getting I love how She was like, I was keeping it in my back pocket obviously. Yeah, she's like, she said something to the effect of like we're making an entertainment show. and I was like Oh' killing So I'm backstage with L Serena and I'm I'm nervous. Also sometimes you don't know like Its like like this is a job, like we're about to present. likeike, I don't know if she wants to like ky with me. But I let her know like I've met Amelia before and I love Amelia. and her eyes kind of lit up and And she's like, oh, like, isn't she the sweetest? And'm like your daughter is so kind and sweet Yeah. And then I just go for it. I'm like, by the way I used to be on Bravo also Oh, she did it now? I don't think she knew who I was She was like senior face doner. Y. She was like totally cute. This is gonna be funine Hi, hello. Like I'm a mom. I'm gonna be nice like you're a child to me. And by the way, Lisainna knows everyone. She's like dabbing up. John Legend, like she's seeing everyone and everyone knows her. She sorry, it's been a long day. looks at me and she's like, really And I'm like I don't know how to explain this, but The very specific situation that you went through on Bravo It's crazy, but I feel like I'm one of the few people that can kind of relate to what you've been through And she like looks at me. And thought they and you thought she didn't want to keep cage. She was like She was like actually hold my purse. Literally said to hold my fucking purse and she looked at me And we said some things back and forth that I need to keep to my heart Yeah, But she looked at me and took my hand And she said, Th Difficult things didn't happen to us We would not be standing here today together presenting at the AMA's That is so And I had this like beautiful heart to heart. because I told her, I said, I remember. Not to bring it up right before we go on stage, but I love bringing up traumatizing things right before I perform Yeah, you do do that. I said, I remember when you were booed at Bravocon and I was So up like imagine your mom getting booed. Bless you. And she was like, yeah, I'm like, but it is like WWE and you just have to lean in when you're on that side of the The docket. Yeah But we had this kind of like beautiful moment and then she was so fun. Like she is so cool. I just want the kgers know that Lisa She's She's a good one. We love her. Yeah. We love her. No, she's always been really nice any time I've ever met her. and I saw her after we met Emelia when we did Double Wars Prada And I was just like, what a what a great family. So freaking cute. I also They must just have such a fun time together. Also, I started watching Real Housewes No. I started watching the Mormon secret wives on the plane ome I have so many thoughts, but we're happy to have you. It's a crazy journey. No, we don't care when you start as long as you start. Yeah. The problem is I started because we were getting our nails done and Paige put on like a random episode from season three. So then I just continued from that episode So I watched season three first and now I'm in season two Okay, so you watch season three season F no No, you went season three back to two. You didn't like finish. I kind of like Did you watch his in one Okay, this is so you. Like what th? I like watching seasons out of order though because you you're kind of like, oh my go, this girl doesn't know what's about to happen her and I know what's about to happen. or like, oh, you're yelling her about this, but she's about to yell at you about that next time because y'all do the same thing You're doing the same things to each other. That's one of the craziest things that I didn't really know about I also had something Actually, I don't know why I was doing it, but I think I was just going with the floow. But anyway, we've known Jessseie like She's been around like that's the Mormon howouse P can grow. And she's always been awesome to us, but I never watched her. And then I get off the plane after watching season three and part of season two Get to the AMAs, first people I see Marciano and Jessie. That's crazy to be like in in involved in the season like in home and then see them like my life is so fucking weird becauseuse normally see Jessie. I'm just like, hey, what's up? Like I know you're doing great stuff haaven't watched it, support. And now I'm like, you guys, what's going on This is why you have to go in order because she like just got divorced And are people mad? L she's like literally like a week ago? No, herer husband is the. But they're not mad that she's out with Marciano even though Marciiono. they don't give a shit. Oh good. I don't think they're like actually together. Also, you have a full flu right now Now you have the he. You have pneumonia I had a cold. I had a summer cold that like people were getting you would make a chic comving in cold. you're like, it's a summer cold. You want to know what my assistant had a cold And then I was with her and then I got a cold. And then I just flew. So like whenever I fly, like my like I cant I can't. Dould you get like an IV or something Do they No, I don't like feel sick. I just have like a head cold. Okay. Okay. Honey who. Yeah, seeing Jessie after watching eight episodes of her was like kind of weird. And I do have one note about Jessie I think she has the bone structure too Have a country vob Yeah. None none of them have a bar. Oh, u one of them did just cut a bar, I can't I don't remember Miranda But no one really has a bob yet. Honestly, Hannah, you could be Mormon with your hair. I thank you Yeah, that's like a really big compliment, I feel. It is funny though that I dressed up as a Mormon housewife on Halloween when I never watched the show Because I trust you. because I said she knows comedy And if it hits it h showver. That was the best show. I mean now it's like I don't who knows what's going to happen with it, but it Here's the thing, this is why you know it's the best show. It got dark quick and they had to stop. Like the first burn like two h seasons. Yeah, it was And now everyone's like, okay, this is partly illegal and just not mentally good. Like it's so dark now. And same with Beverly Hills, like when Lisa Run I feel like was getting fired, like it was getting dark. like The moment you watch an episode and you're like This made me anxious. I can't watch it. Like I can't I'm like, this is not fun. When I watch housewives I want to watch them be drunk and fall in a bush. Like I want to watch funny stupid things. I don't want to know that like your husband has been cheating on you for ten years and And you're pregnant. You just found out. Yeah. People talk about the Valley all the time and I've never watched a single second of the Vy because I will I was never like a Jax fan and I feel like he got like some like redemption for like a minute when the show started and like whatever. So it was just no one from Vanderpump that like I would have tuned in for. But like now on TikTok, like I'll see clips and I don't even know any of their names, but there's this one girl on there and she's gorgeous. She's beautiful And her husband is a little rat an actual rat. You could be describing so many relationships with sucho. And she like just had a baby and he's I mean Diabolical That's the thing it's one of the craziest things. Vaner pump, where they're just like young waitresses like Taking planlan B, like that's cute. but like when they're adults with children having issues, I'm like, this is like, call a family lawyer No. But also with Mormon wives, I don't understand what mom talkk is because they're always like, you're in mom talkk, you're out of M talkk. You're in mom talkk. I'm like you mean to do a TikTok?'re group. To do a TikTok all together Okay, so if you want to take do a Tik talk with all of us, you're Mom talkalk. but I don't think Mom talk can survive this Because I think when I first started, the way they got a bunch of views was if they were all together in one t. But now they don't need to be all together. Yeah now they don't. Now like that's like not a thing. But they still like have to say to the camera like, willill mom talkks survive Well, it's very interesting how reality TV is changing and ever growing. like Wh Mormon Housewives was one of I feel like the first show to actually break the fourth wall and film a season of reality TV and talk about like, I'm going and doing this And I got this because of the show Yeah, like they are like we have to film the reunion. Like we like no one says that I feel like on summer or on Brava. that's why I think Mormon wives was so good because It becomes about egos and you're all fighting about people being like jealous of who's getting what, but then they can change it to be like, well no, I don't like how she's I don't like something about her. it's like, no, you're mad about something she got Totally It's like, let's fight about that. Yeah Let's fite about In instead of editing it to make it look like someone did something. but any I digress, it's I digress. How are you And good how are you? You have the craziest list of all time. Yeah, my list got really crazy. I have a question about spruray Tanning Okay I wish I have one in one hour. I got a spray tan for AMAs. That was on. This is like literally women in stem shit I got it on Tay Thursday. No we're seven days. I don't I don't know now I'm panicking. I don't know when I got it Oh no, I got it on Saturday night. and now it's Thursday I don't think I'm If I do it, I think itll it'll get It'll be bad. Do I have to exfoliate or something? You want to res spray Do I? Or do you feel like you're tan? I'm going to be honest. My LA tans, I feel like last ten days. So you're you'll only be at seven. Okay. What happens if you spray too early? Like what are the girls have to be aware of What do you mean spray too early? S spray too early like for an event? Like like you sprayed yourself and then it's only been like six days, but you want to be tanner. Well, from the minute you get your spray tan, like that next day you really have to like Moisturize a lot, drink a lot of water.'s all if you say hydrated and moisturize, your spray tam will stay. What Why is water like I feel like that's big water. And you can't really like shave your legs, but you don't have to worry about that reallyally got you me because B sh's never crossed my desk. I've never been like, Oh no, I shaved accidentally I have a spray downan after this pod, but last night I knew I was gonna to be rushing so I exfoliated last. men don't have to deal with this shit so that I could just rinse really quick when we get off the pod, then get my spray because I have to wash my hair It's a women and sta. I have a question for you. It's whole thing. Yeah. I went to Pura Vita with my mom And it was really busy, but there was like one table open And I was gonna have one of us sit at the table. while the other ordered. because that's like what you do And I am going to sit Someone just left their phone on the table to reserve the table I think that's crazy. I think that's crazy Yeah. I also she had like a little attitude That' She was right ahead of us. It was like she was the only person ahead of us and us So I knew it was her phone. and she didn't even like look back. She just like left her phone onn the table I was just standing there like that's my table. Jen Z. No Millennial I would say like millennial She's one of us. Wow. And so what would you know? I let her have it But it would be funny if I just sat down start texting. I don't know. I don't know. I'm trying to think if I would say I don't think I would say anything, but I would be like that's like I wouldn't have You know what I have started doing. If we're in a situation and I'm holding the door for you because I just walked out of the door or like you're coming, whatever. anythingy like that If you don't say thank you to me, I'm saying you're welcome Like little stuff like that like really pisses me off. L today I was walking out of a door and I like held it for the lady like coming in, but I like had a suitcase and stuff. So like it inconvenienced me to hold the door for you, but I'm a normal person. And so like when she walked in and didn't say anything, I literally was like, o, no, you're so welcome Literal fucking bitch. I mean, I didn't say literal fucking bitch, but I did say like, nope, I got it. you're so wel kept walking. Exercise, drinking water is important. You have to let it out somewhere or that you're cursing out old l. I want to sap. I'm gonna Oh, really bitch. Now,'ll slam this goddamn door on you. You're not gonna say thank you to me I just went off on the plane because I was looking around at the three guys because my bag was so heavy when I was taking it down, I bang. Oh, I love doing that. dramatic when it falls down. Well, I wasn't even trying to be dramatic. Okaykay? I literally like dropped it onto the thing and then it like fell onto the floor and I looked around at the three men and I said, so sorry, I'm so l You should have fell on it. like you you're talking. You should have fe on it and just laay there like a dancezel in distress. should be like, I literally, I wanted to be like, and you're not lonely enough. I would be so pissed if I was you because look, at the end of the day, I am strong. looking Like so when a guy doesn't do it, I'm like, oh he thinks I'm really strong. But if I was you, I'd be like, oh, you hate women I'm wearing a cashmere duster. I can't Hello. And it's crazy because I would never let you even lift it when we were on tour I'm in ballet flat Get my bag. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Also So anyway, when you pack, You love cases like you love low cases, you pulled out pouch that was for ants. Like what are you putting in like the little pouches that you have You had a pencil the pencil case. Oh, I' my pouch in my pouch. Y. Well, yourour pouch is pouch. Your kangaroo Well, here's the thing. I love a pouch set. So I love a pouch that goes in the pouch. I do have this little like la it looks like a pencil case. Yeah, you're right. It looks like a pencilcase pouch. I put my medicines in there and by my medicines, I mean my emergency UTI medicine and my beta blockers, which I'm gonna just say this first and foremost, I'm seeing a lot of beta blockers slander on the internet and I'm not having it. I'm not having it. Beta blockers do not make you out of it, groggy. Out of it. They don't make you you can't get high off of a beta block. You would die before you got high off of a beta Like I tried It doesn't have any effect. It's not an SSRI. It does not affect your brain whatsoever. It takes away physical symptoms. It's for your heart I will not listen to Beta Blocker slander from anyone. and if I do, I'm calling mr Mister D poor I see Snis go the ca. I'm I go the ca Hi This is pay me again. Real quiet. You wan to know what though? I did have the wherewithal to know that it wasn't an emergency and you call like the actual local police, not nine hundredle. Is that three hundred eleven No, you like look up like a real number. three hundred ele is like, what up? I thought it was four hundred eleven and is not even a thing It used to be like information four hundred eleven. You could call four hundred eleven and be like, what's the number two give it to you Yeah, shouldhould we try it right now? Is that a thing, St I'm gonna try it right now I would one We're unable to complete your call But you used to be able to call four hundred eleven and be like, can I have the number to blah blah, blah restaurant on this this street and they would give it to you. Not to age us, but do you remember when there were telephone on the street. thought they were gonna to say telephone operators and I was like, No Hannah, I'm not one hundred fuc five.. Oh, like what are they called Payphone? A payphone. I remember it vividly You know, I never used oneough Like I've never been inside of one to like use I feel like we'd just use you would have loved it. It's the best for prank calling. It's literally made for prank calling. There's a new thing, I know we're like totally against chat GPT, but there's this new thing going around on TikTok that people are asking chat like from everything you know about me from talking to me, can you tell me what fictional character I most like And I kind of want to do it But also I appreciate the environment and I don't need to know the answer to that question, but also just know that I want to know so bad Giggling in bed brought to you by Mattress Firm. Summer is here and if you're a hot sleeper, this time of year is genuinely brutal. You're already warm, you're outside more, you're doing more, and then you finally get into bed at night exhausted. And instead of actually recovering, you wake up at three AM, drrenched in sweat, feeling like you ran a half marathon in your sleep And you just kind of accept that this is your life? Like this is simply who I am as a person now. 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And that's why it's okay if you don't see them for a while And that's why all the men are like so behind AI. Oh my God So anyway, also Have you seen like, it's enough us comparis comparisizing us to like Comparis sizing Okay joking. I'm joking. You just we were such a married couple. you got so excited to correct me. You lit the fuck up. You were like paras it. What do you even But usually I know when you're joking. What are you even trying to say? What was that Oh, o. But you know when you're comparing yourself ye to like women with FacTune, women with BBLs, women in general, just comparing each other. Now to compare yourself to AI girls. I tapped out. 'cause there's this whole trend of AI girls at baseball games and it's like, look at this hot girl at a baseball game and it's like an AI gorgeous girl watching the Mets or something And that's like trending. I actually tapped out when only fans became a thing. I said, I actually no longer can compete and have the best time ever, but I can't compare myself to all these girls on the internet, you would go crazy That's why you got to just stay in your own lane, baby. You gota stay your own life. Also everything on the internet is fake. I've talked to a lot of people, Everyone's sad You know, I've done some inventory this week too. No one's alive. No one's aligned. No one feels alive I'm like your oar is all out of whack. I've done some control groups. People are not happy. Also, everyone's on Ozempic. so Also, I just got my period and my stomach hurts I got mine on Sunday. I'm actually almost done But I got mine early You know It's so annoying, but when I am healthier, I get my period early and like regular It's annoying, I'm so sorry Well, I ate a lot of vegetables, I felt like this month and my period was like, yeah The gigglers want to know Now that windbreaker gate has settled, did I ruin the windbreaker for you so that you can no longer actually wear it and I should just have it I know you love that windbreaker. You love it why? becausecause it goes with like your hair color. Like it's so like your coloring. No, but I just want to know, did I ruin it for you No, I actually almost wore it out to dinner last Saturday night, but then I decided not to go In my head, my outfit, because it was raining, it was Memorial Day weekend, what was better than windbreaker? I was like, oh my God, I'll wear a windbreaker out to dinner, but then I was like, you know what? I decided I'm not. I feel happy because I started to feel bad that I ruined it for you and I made it about me. And that's not the kind of friend I wantan to be Hannah You're so annoying because here's the thing about me And you know this, I love an outfit I love an outfit that gets seen So I've seen this, I've looked at this windbreaker eight thousand times on the internet. So the fact that she's having her own moment, She's gone viral. She's gone to so many events. She's seen so many different like, I'm like so excited for. I'm happy for her. L that's why I love clothes. I'm like let them see the world You know, I have an emotional connection to her. Good No, you didn't run that far me. So we have kind of an exciting weekend. No, we have a very exciting weekend. What We're presenting Yeah, we're presenting at L Ctristas. Which you've been to before. I haven't. Yeah, it's so fun. Remember last year I was like, I haven't had fun in years. had so much fun. And you wore a hat That look I work. It was really good Well, I just feel like when something is hosted by the gays, I don't get stressed about my outfit because I'm like They're fine And they're like they're like, go for it and do whatever and it's fun and be yourself. So it's like so much less stressful. I think I'm gonna wear a schmata I don't know it. It's like a bandana It's like, you know in Italy when you're in a convertible and you put a Yes. But I don't know if my head shape can pull it off and I'm kind of nervous now How are you trying to tie it? Are you trying to tie it like? L around and back, like you're in a convertible in the nineteen fifties. or you trying to do like 'cause it would hide my double chin and if I wear sunglasses, then it's like really cnt But then I also could look like an egg But then if I wear it like on my forehead like normal bandana. Yeah, like going to the That could that could be a little try hard. So I'm a little stressed Well, it all depends on your outfit. We'll deal with it. you're stressed now. you're like Do you like your outfit I love my. Okay, so you're good actually. you're fine. have You have the comp. I have no anxiety. Okay, good. And we're presenting and I feel like I read the teleprompter at AAs because it was like Network TV Yeah. You're reading it Also here. What if I forget to read? How to read? This is also network television This is also going to be on PeCa Is that network? What's a P It's NBC. Okay. I'll be good. I'll be good. You know what's interesting like Who said like, oh, you know what the perfect thing for our news station is a peacock Who would put the word c like that is so crazy. Like sometimes I don't even like saying Pacock because I hate saying the word It's so vile and disgusting and it's like it's harsh. Someone was saying how like white guys love saying cock No, I The sound of it, like I think the word kunt is so much more pallate. Oh one hundred percent. Like No, would I wouldn't say it either. I actually don't think I could finish it. Like men say it like like when they're having sex, like sexually, like I think because it makes it sound bigger than Dick and they need to overcompensate Tick is like little mother Well if you don' have confidence and you just say, Dick, it could seem short But you say Ck It sounds longer. Ck sounds like you're sucking someone's stick What did you? this took a turn. So I was like, this was such a nice pod about television. was because I always think about that. I'm like That's weird. L Anytime there's like something sexual that's like there is like an undertone of sex something sexual or like inappropriate whereere they there shouldn't be. Yeah It's like either be direct and say what you're trying to say. It also just men can't be dirty. Girls are allowed to be dirty, men can't I just don't want men naming things And you know, like who came up with the word like, oh, our brand is a peacock Like, no, that's weird. I feel like No sh no sh. I know someone at some giggler at NBC is like, okay. had a long week. Comeire friend Also it's crazy that they got that, um Like nothing else's name is peacocks. There's some peacock fucking walking around and being like, okay, this's my name makeake it for your freaking Also, everything's gonna be owned by everything eventually literally. this is why you can't ever get high. You're high. like that is uch a high person like thought. And one day everything will be owned by every. calls me high as the kite and I'm like, holy shit, we're on the same wavelength right now. And Talk for two hours Like right Okaykay, I'm going to actually tell you something I wrote down not high because I'm scared of smoking that like if you were high right now, you would be able to vibe with me at I wrote dating is just auditioning But you don't wanna be too good of an actor. That is so high And like I see where you're going. One time I wrote down I saw this the other day and I was like, you fucking diot. I wrote down the craziest Sing hi hold on Pross outweigh the cons. You still have to deal with the cons. A youre really genius? And I was like Why do we even do pros and cons Youself to deal with those. That is anyway, oh my god, I'm spating. That was so funny Also u Rowan is Brookshield's daughter, who's my friend, Namedrop She's really wait, I'm obsessed with that. She's gonna be on Bravo's next gen She did the funniest TikTok about trying to understand They first try to explain how health insance insurance works to you? L have you been in your job like your first job where they're like, okay, this is the health insurance and then they say the word deductible And no matter how many times you try to ask about what it means, no one knows what it means. And like no one's ever said that word to me in my life. Like how did I go twenty five years without hearing the word deductible It's just you like get scared and then you start checking off boxes, you shouldn't check How did we get you So hell What hell does Rowan on next genen NYC have to do with health insurance? She did a video about it, so it was gonnaiv me her credit. Oh and it made me laugh. Oh I'm like, wait, are everyveryone needs health insurance