Confessing virginity and teenage girlhood

Step kiding. Sry, fix a liPx Mful that it We can't be maned What's up, my OG Antonobi gigglers. You know who OGi is? A the guy from the next Paiage is in a really difficult spot right now because everyone in her life is really happy about the Kicks And she was happy for like three seconds and then she's moved on. No, I've moved. She's worried about her pedicure. She's worried about other things happening where have I am still shaking. Look at my hand Look at my hand, You can't see it on audio. Look at my hand. It I can't Everyone's going about their day. I'm like, how are people going about their day right now Here's the thing about me and Hannah. We have a schedule. We're scheduled people But sometimes our schedules will change a little and we'll text the other and say, Hey Do you want to do this earlier? Because something changed in my schedule? And typically, and I love that and I love that that we can do that with each other And typically it works. ourur schedules work But sometimes it's like someone has a work thing, someone has another call, can't do that. Oh, I have to go, I'm traveling. I'm on a flight, whatever But today I said So we're all texting in the morning and I realize I have like an hour before a call we both have to be on. So I was like, do we want to knock this out right now? Like we're at the cutest like, shouldhould we be crazy in this knockout gigay squad this morning? And Pai just writes no And no one says anything after. and then I go, tellell me how you really feel. Jesus, sorry for trying to bring joy and laughter and lightness to the community. Be I feel like I'm always moving my schedule around and this has nothing to do with you. I always feel like I'm moving my schedule around, accommodating people like whatever. and Today I had to get a pedicure and I said, you know what? No, I have scheduled No, I'm getting a pedach here And I have to like I can't. I'm getting better at saying no to people, but like not really. I'm still getting myself in insane situations that people are like, all you got to do is say no No, I know. because you wantan to know what? I've been saying yes to a lot of things and then I've been going back and being like, actually, no, I'm not doing that And you know what? you can change your mind and that's called freedom of speech And actually I've never not changed my mind in any situation. I've never made a mind and not changed it. Yeah. You're the quQeen of that sorry. Kitty iss like rolling around on her back, like looking up at me. uppside down and it's Well you guys, I've been traveling. so you know, Butter decided she's following me all around So she's literally sitting justust listening in. Like shes she's like, we're podcasting now. I love J just like at any given point, there's a cat around me like napping somewhere They do protect us from evil spirits. I have to bring up something important from the last pod that this girl made a TikTok about and was laughing at us Oh, is it about the World Cup? Okay, how were you supposed to know that? Okay, waave. I did know that. L I knew we knew that it was multiple games What do we not know? I thought that the big game, like the most important one, is in New Jersey Is that right? What'd she say? She said she was like they girls thought that it was one game and we asked them to come to New Jersey. She was like, it's all over the country. I thought it was all over the world. I knew that they were like all games were all over the world I just thought that the biggest one was going to be in Jursday. See, I like that we're starting conversation about women in the arts. Like that's all our job is. and I love that the women stood up and said, actually Let's live and let's learn. Yeah. And that's what she did. So thank you. Thank you. You ever showed us what I don't I didn't hear it, but basically they're all over America and New Jersey is one of them. Like For example, today at ten PM, South Korea is playing It was happening right? I don't know what this seam is. It's happening right now. I can't keep up. Yeah. And tomorrow, the USA is playing Paraguay. Where are you looking right now? I'ing at Google. WWW dot google dot com As Jeeves Um Can I please let me start just talk about the next in the very beginning, and then I'll move on to promise Okay, so I was alone last night And I'm so excited watchatch the knicks, all comfortable being butter ready And let me just say the thing with the Nicks is that like The Nix had been so bad for so long. like it was like a joke in New York where they'd say like When things will get awkward, you're supposed to be like, how about those knicks so you could bond over like complaining about how arere you yawning already?orry. I I started The phrase was how about the Yankees? Sorry Actually wait, I think it's both Iually was kind of making up a story. Yeah. I think it could be any team, any Anyway, the next suck and see this city, this is what I this is Exactly what's wrong with sports fans. You guys are so dramatic about every little thing. Truly. L my adrenaline is through the roof. I'm like, I haven't been able to focus on anything. I feel like Regina George, No, Lindsy Lohan and meanan Girls when I'm like I can't stop talking about it. tell everyone around me iss annoyed with me, but I guess I'm not got. But It's also sad though, because everyone's so happy like the miracle win, but then deep down, I'm like if we lost, like that would have been so fucking sad. You know, all I kept thinking about during it was You're pic here Is Taylor Swift really gonna get married here. Like every time this screen would show her And then I saw on TikTok, this girl was like, I think people are picturing like MSG like her getting married on the stage. Like I don't think people can picture that she would decorate MSG that it would be like unrecognizable She literally was wedding planning. She was like, Wh are all these men at my wedding venue? I think that they already got married in like a secret ceremony and they're just throwing a party this summer I do have to say her showing up with the Him sisters with matching shirts that they made is so fucking cute. I' saying next to Marishk Hargata, like I like people who have fun I have trouble with it. But when I see other people like get like imagine if me and you like pre planned unli like matching like we We don't would never happen. Well it would never happen, but it's so cute that they were able to do that. That's not who we are as people, though No, but if I had a friend who was like ahead of the game, I could possibly like one of them. Just give me ye, just give me more tasks. Yeah. It's friend homework I watched into the third quarter and I'm human. I can only handle so much. Yeah And it was like a lot of pain. And I was like, I had a day already. I don't need this. So after Kat got elbowed in the face and they were down by twenty nine points, I said, I need boundaries. I'm turning this off Like out of respect for my nicks I need to didn't want to watch them lose No, I couldn' No. I turned it off. I couldn't. And the Massin Square Garden was silent. Also I didn't pay forty grand for tickets. I don't have to watch it So just did like a cartoon yawn. She was like,kay You you know what once I had a boyfriend that would be like you're so ugly when you yawn like Hover your mth I want to I will literally be dis ass. Whatever. It doesn't even matter. New York City is the hub of basketball, of hip hop, of culture And it's like crazy that we've been so bad for so long. So anyway, I turned off, and I think I was actually watching Mormon Housewives And I'm scrolling my phone And like thirty minutes later, I see someone just write OMG Nick. So I'm like, that's funny likeike, let me just check what the score is And it was one hundred, one hundred and four. we were still losing. But I was like, that must be the wrong game. We're down by thirty It's like eleven PM at this point. I put it back to the Nicks. I'm freaking the fuck out all alone. Everyone's asleep. My dad, you, everyone's gone. so I'm just alone No I was awake I was awake Oh, I just assumed you didn't care Of course I care, it's a cultural moment that I want to be involved in. I don't want to But I had such anxiety watching it. Like I couldn't, I was like, okay, I have to look away. I did get interrupted because I personally was watching a Netflix show while it was and then I had to turn the channel because I didn't want to be out of the loop But I started watching, it's called Trill. Yeah, that was on Hulu before I love Is it good? Oh good. Well, we love her. I'm obsessed with her. Bie Bryan. I thought it was gonna be like it's definitely a comedy, but it's like a little bit more serious than I thought and I love it I love it. Wait, this is the last thing about the neck. Yeah Over under how many times did you think about your grandpa during the game I I was like, that was my grand I like grand caniddle angel and put the ball in Defense W's Championship because why right when the buzzer like they win? I thought crple Okay to stop I literally have to stop the pod right now. I literally have to stop the bar nowouse No know, Jerry, Jerry, all he did was watch the knick. I he did. Jerry Seinfeld, more like Jerry Berers in B. Wait, I didn't tell actually Obviously like me and Joseivine are obsessed with Kitty and Taylor came up with this like Alter ego for Kitty when we are in GAam because Kitty loves Glam. and so we call her Mimi La Ru And so one day, Josephine was like, Wouldn't it be so funny if I like booked you out at a hotel under Mimi La Rux? I was like What are they Is it R E A U U no, it's Mimi M I M I L A capital R U E. Mimi L Ru. Oh got it. So I get to the four seeasons in California and I was like, hey, I'm checking in. I like gave my name. I was like, I don't it could This is the name of the girl that could have made it. And she was like, okay, I'm not seeing that but am seeing a Mimi Laru Did she just do that to mess with her She just said because she thought it was like gonna be funny or like Yeah, but if you didn't know, you could have like not gotten. And I was like, yes, okay. so that is actually me, but my name is Paige Dorbo and she booked it under Josephine like and gave her email. and she was like, okay, I have to call my boss because I like cant have you check in under like three different I knew this would drama and Josephine just wantan to have a little fun. Josephine's just trying to have a little like kei key like funny house. forbid you have a little whimsy, but look, Josephine, when it comes to addmin, you can't you can'tamtas her whimsy. And the four sees And honestly, the only thing that like saved me was she was like, I know you stay here all the time. So like we know it' like but like in the future And I was like, totally. Hollywood celebrities always use a different name. Like Lena Dunham said she had like a specific name she used. Well like the manager came out and she was like, yeah, if you're gonna use an alias, you have to like tell us it's an alias. And I was like totally got it. I love. she's like, Ohh, are you a new a new alias girl? Okay, is assant just wanted to like be fun and like we weren't like actually using an alias. Bch, this isn't Starbucks. This is the four seeasons. Tell us your real fucking nameam, Social seecurity number That reminds me of high school, my friend. She was like, I'm gonna to say my name's Regina at Starbucks and have them yell at it. and we thought it was like the funniest thing that ever happened. That's like low key bulling. I guess. what you don' Is vagina a bad word Okay, let's not start there Oh, also, I'm kind of obsessed with Kylie Jenner is dealing with when you have a boyfriend He has different sides to him and we all have sides that we prefer Now Timothy Chevrolet Wing the Ns try to win their first championship. is a monster that I don't think she mentally prepared for where he's taking his shirt off and jumping into crowds and he's going full like Lag Guardia highigh school two thousand and seeven or whatever fuck he was there. Yeah And she's taking out her phone and filming him at this point. Some of the clips I see, it's like her taking her digital camera out and taking like pictures of him just like enjoying the game. And I'm like at the end of the day Everyone's just a girl Like she's literally just taking pictures or like putting her photomp, like and it's just I lastast night they had like matching outfits on and that she was probably just most excited for that. I do feel like they should leave a section. for like for free to let like top Kicks fans go because it does feel weird that like the seats are so expensive for those games, but everyone who's been there all season long, even when they suck like can't get in. Well the mayor did like something for He did created like a lottery for World Cup ticket, so maybe he'll do it Beuse no one wants to go to New Jersey No, he like because so many New Yorkers wanted to go to the world. So and he was like, yeah We're right here. and so he made like I think it's like fifty dollars can enter No one's talking about the Jordan Kylie like lore Why isn't it being brought up more? Why isn't it from Paige? Like they're hugging, they're clearly like friends again, but they're not hanging out all the time And they're not sitting next to each other, which they totally could be. Jordan likes to sit under the basket. Kylie sits on the side and then afterwards they like kiki a little bit, but they're not I wonder how Chloe's feeling with I wonder what their status is of their relationship. I mean, Taylor Swift tugged Kylie Do you forgive a friend if they're now like engaged to someone else? evenven though they fucked you over it with something What even happened? She was sitting on Tristan's lap kissed him Right, right, right, right, right. So Chloe was like H. I think They're over this. I think Yeah. I don't think Chloe gives a flying thought Yeah I also like Jordan. is the backbone of this household right now because she's been holding this bag. Yeah. you heard about the lucky bag And Kat is amazing Anyway, don't start like looking into the players and all their families and histories. They'll make you really emotional. I just can't. honestly, sports is like too much for me to hand down. that I'm so glad I'm retired. Go next. Okay, I will say. A the end of the game when the guy that made like the winning Tipped it in was like walking back to the tunnel. I did feel the sense of like I so get how sports is like so emotional You know, both his parents are dead. No I'll That's why he wasn't smiling. I didn't know It's because he shot. very dad. Okay, then scratch what I'm gonna say. Scratch what I'm gonna say, actuallyctually can't say it anymore Could I ruin your joke? Yeah I can, I'm sorry. You're like, and yeah, his parents are dead, so do you want to keep being a bitch Wait, that's so sad. My friend called me because he was out, like I was not on the streets and I was like, what's it like out there? And he's like, Hannah, I've never hugged so many random men in my life. Like the men are just. I felt like a loser like not being out. I'm like, I should be with the people. and then I was like No, no, no. it's more fun to watch. You can hear it, you could feel it Most emotion we've seen from the men in a while. Most emotion we've seen in a couple years from them. I think this is good. Yeah. It's nice to know that they're capable to get there and feel something. I think that's what we needed going into the summer with them. We needed them to feel like Oh yeah, I do have human emotion outlets that could be expressed that's not just anger and confusing, like confus it someone was joking that New York City's crime rate is at like zero right now, all the criminals are watching the next. Okay, that's one thing I will say, I will never understand when your city wins something so you vandalize it. No. They're waiting, but right now, like crime is at an all time low because all the men are not Yeah, they're busy. They're watching TV. They're busy watching. We literally like it's not a joke when we say like you have to occupy your boyfriend. Like it's a toddler likeike you put the game on. it's like, o, you're watch this and then I'll be back. Like they're really just children They're all in like boy day camp right now and night camp. Imagine like every time the Victoria's Secret rununway show was on TV, like crime just like went down because like all the girls were watching it I also feel like even like our Eistore, we're not like hugging and kissing each other like they are. No, I feel like the Taylor so girls were. I'm trying to think in what context do I have to be in to hug a bunch of people, I don't know. You've never hugged a bunch of people you don't know unless it was like Kigly squad, meeting great and you were black out during it. Yeah. That's the only time I've hugged a bunch of people I know in a in a setting that like hugling a gigler is completely different. Totally different. Well, hugging or a girl is different. Yeah. But also every giggler would hug me, then look at you and be like, I know you hate hugs, and you'd be like, G in her If I like hugs, I just don't I'm a people pleaser, so I'm like let's let's not do the whole shity or should we just hug. Let's get over with it. Yeah. It's like a blow job, like just fucking do it. I've stopped to like Honestly, I've actually probably gotten rude about it Because like in certain situations where like You're behind a table or something and people and someone walks in. it's like you're expected to like get up. and I've stopped doing that. I'm like, yeah I'll get you w want to get up. like no You've had a long day. I'm not like not I'm not like possibly knocking over thisrol and all these like plates and glasses to you like no, no. I'm on arts and crafts TikTok right now. Oh my go. I actually stumbled upon angry arts and crafts so you It's so niche and' literally watercoloring for scorpios. It's a girl that teaches you how to make, I don't know even what she was making. She was making like plant potters or something but she yelled at you while she was doing it. and I was like I was like, let me settle look. Yeah setle. No, I thought you were gonna say you make like pottery and then you break it. Honestly, I wish, but she was like making she was like, yeah, obviously that's the next step. Like I'm not stupid and I'm like Yeah. I'm like, actually follow. I want all your videos I do love an no bullship. Yeah. I'm really like a chef Yeah. What is it nice about it? I like that. I'm really deep into like home improvement TikTok and some of the girls are so Sot no Are you actually trying any of this stuff now? No, no, but I' just saying I'm just saying like The girls will get a hobby and then they'll just do it Like there's a girl that I follow and every month she redecorates her bathroom She has a new theme and she just does it and we mind our own business So much of the time. Wh could have a problem with us And so I'm really into the girls just like being at home and having their own hobbies. I love that. It's really nice. Speaking of home I found my wedding ring I didn't know you lost it I just want to say next summer I do think I'm going to There's going to be a situation where I want to have a garden or at least a plant that grows a tomato. But that's for next year. You can talk to my mom That's where I feel like my life She has a garden. I bought my mom like a little garden toolkit that comes with a little seat that you put. so while you're gardening, you have a little seat so you don't hurt your back. She's obsessed. It's like pattern and do you know it's a whole Aesthetically It's a whole world over there. Yeah I didn't know you lost your ring Well, okay, I didn't lose. I took it off. and then you know Life happens. I lose my phone every three seconds. Of course if I take off my wedding ring, it's like, that's up to God at this point. You have You just always wear your engagedar ring. Oh, so you always just look engaged I know. everyone's like,re you engaged? I'm like, yeah. No one said that No, everyone thinks I'm dis engaged. Really? doesn't know me? Yeah. Like when I go somewhere, they're like, Oh, did you just get engaged But um, I told my mom, I was like fun fact. I actually don't know where it is Like I was afraid to like admit it to myself. Be but I hadn't looked for it Because I don't know where it is. How many months had passed over a year. Oh And I'm like staying in a different apartment and like things have shifted. like I've lost less important thing. Yeah, you know So my mom looks at me and she goes, I don' know where it is I said, How do you know? shees, because I put it somewere because I knew you're gonna lose And I said, and that's why you're my emerency contact. Where was it? Wh' did she put it? it's in like my jewelry box box that I like never open because like God forbid, I could I wear some jewelry. So I opened it, it was right there. I war it for a day, and then I was like uncomfy, put it back. Why are we both like that It's actually kind of annoying because I would love to like wear more jewelry, but I'm like no, get it off me I know. And then I do get itchy with it and also we talk with our hands so much, it becomes like it's harder. It's like a swimmer with a hat on. L I don't I can't move the way I want to move I don't know if you guys remember me talking on the pod, but one of my friends had a baby and I wanted to send her a gift when she got home from the hospital. and I thought, shouldould I get the baby something? No, I should get her something. That's why I got her a Lola blanket. Lola blankets are one of those products where the second Someone touches it, they immediately understand the hype. 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Wrap yourself in luxury with Lola blankets I saw this thing on TikTok and it was like so opposite of what I'm gonna say. She looks gorgeous But it was like like it was showing different housewives Not like the real housewives, like actual housewives of different like decades. No matter what age you are in my head If my friends are doing it, like I'll do it So like if all of my friends collectively right now, we all decided we were gonna stay home and be tradwives, I'd be like, okay, I'll do it if my friends do it Then I got to thinking gade of housework Oh, you got dark. you got real dark. If you had to pick a decade of being a housewife, what decade are you picking? Are you picking like the early sev or like the seventies when you're about to get your own credit card Or are you picking like the eighties where they're really rebelling? or are you picking like the fifties where they're like really diving into it When were the men gone at war They were gone a couple times. 'ause I know like when the men were gone I feel like the girls were having so much fun. Also we kept the economy going. Like we were fully did every job. like during World War two is. I literally don't know wars could s my had no idea what war was, but I know the guys were gone, the girls were at home. It's when the guys came back and they were trying to like change everyone's lifestyle. and we were like, we were actually really good when you were gone. Like Rosie the Riter like post Rosie the Riter and we were like, we actually could figure it out. were like Yeah, but we don't want you to. And that's why Then it could have been a fun time too though, because they discovered Xanax. I think I could have made that up, But like they were all high as a kite and like hammered and drunk, which like sounds fun for like a couple weeks. Okay, so that's Where I would go. I Wea picks like late sixties, early seventies. like drugs are just coming out, but like we don't really know What's going on? and doctors are still prescribing like crazy drugs, but it's from a doctor. So I'm going like I'm going like early seventies, which now that I think about it. That would have been like our grandmas. So myana's job, Myana never smoked weed or drank or did drugs because she was like A nice nice it reallyving cigarett. No That's why your skin looks so good But you'd be if okay, this is what she would do. I told you, her husband would leave to work and she would have all day make sure she had dinner ready and the house cleaned. Okay. When she he'd say, I'm an hour away, she would make sure it's all done and put her face on, make sure she looks really, really pretty, full makeup Full eyelash set sitting down with the food All the laundry done. But she had all day to do it And then at some point she got a job as a secretary, and she would wear like Moo glare sets Like she was madmen. Yeah. And like I don't even know if she like she could kind of type, but like that wasn't the point. They were just like all the guys were looking at her, but she just Wore iconic sets as a secretary and that was like considered You know, a woman in the arts When to stop I would been high all day. You would have loved being a secretary for these men. I would have loved hosting like Oh, your boss has to come over for dinner on a Friday night? Hell yeah, I'll host. Like I will whip up the best presentation. See, I imagine you're trying to do all of that and you're like so high Like there has to be such great stories of housewives that they could like never tell Well, you know I would have been Lbottomaid. Can you smoke we don't know botom me? No, they would have been like she's hysterical is the word they would have used for you. Anyway, that was like my random Also no one was out back then, so like everyone was just gay married Well, my whole thing was like they had to be on the phone all goddamn day because there had to have been so much happening that was like secretive and like so gossipy because if they're all just home, The time I mean, they had to pass the time some wayay. Well, to this day, my nana, she wakes up She has her phone call with Rosalie, her best friend from the twenties, who knows And like every Thursday, she's a phone call with someone else. L she has all her phone calls set up And that's, I think how she always live, shoot this bitch and you'd be on the phone just Stpping your kids out of phone line Bring back home phone landlines I want a psychic to talk to you about why you're so obsessed with nostalgia I think that's more of a question for a therapist. And I think it's because it's the last time I felt peace. which is when I was a child. I underestimated like the whole adult responsibility part. L I like I truly underestimated that as a child. Well, you want to know what I went so much of my life thinking, well then I'll get married. And then I'll be married. Like I ended a lot of sentences in my teens and twenties with and then I'll be married And then one day I was just like That is actually just going cause more problems Do you think I ruined your life Like I didnt feel way. I just feel like subconsciously when I met you, I hated so many people you were with I thought you're gonna to say I hated so many things about you. No. I like I put you on a pedestal and I see the men trying to like dim your light. And I'm like, if you don't fucking Do what you're supposed to do, You're going be miserable. So And then next, you know, we're doing stuff and we're on a plane and you're like, I could have had a family by now. but instead you were like, chase your dreams. donon't blame you at all, but I think becoming friends with you helped me realize that I wantanted to be louder more often than I was loud Oo. Like I didn't realize I actually wanted to say more things, but I didn't know I could Do you think conffessionals also like helped you find your voice a little bit becausecause you didn't have to like say it in front of people I think conffessionals helped me realize that my comedic timing was better than other people's for like no apparent reason. I actually have a vivid memory of going in for conffessionals and they were like, Paagege was in before you. She really killed it. She was so funny. And I was like, o, shit, okay, like I'm gonna to be really funny. And then I try to say something funny and they're like, No, you're actually really mad in this scene and you're crying. So we're gonna need you be The only thing that like would annoy me about those is they'd be like, well she didn't say it in the moment and it and I'm like, Yeah because it was six months later. L I didn't think of it. L, you know, so that was where people they make it really do, they do make it seem like it's real time. Yeah, also they' telling you to make a comment You're not like, can I please speak on this? Like that's how it seems. You're pulling from memory. You're not pulling from like what they're gonna show. You're pulling from your own experience. and sometimes yeah, it's not N sometimes it's never going to be what they show because everyone's experience is individual. but whatever, I digress Um No, I think becoming friends with you was very pivotal in my I don't even want to say career because that almost like dums it down. My whole life, my whole But also I didn't like change anything within you. I literally like I feel like allowed you I just thought I would like getting married Like I didn't know The more I grew up, the how in charge I want it to be of things and how control So like it was almost like you were like it's okay. a lot of people actually hate it and you don't have to do it if you don't want to I'm more though was like, I'm fine with whoever you date as long as you can chase your dreams and I think you thought your dream was marriage. And then you started reprioritizing your dream. Yes. And then I was like, wait The bigiggest thing for me was really when I turned in my early thirties, like turned thirty on how You're still in your early thirties. Yeah. How much I realize men are so incompetent Like I think that was the biggest change for me turning twenty nine to thirty. I thoughtt like Well, they're not going to save you. Once you get into your thirties and your like men in their forties, like they're really competent. They know what they they have no idea. They know less than you Some of the questions I've been asked before from men about like everyday life would throw you off your rocker When do you say throw you up for your rock? It really get like simple things I'm trying to think now of just like one. like I was once in a car ride with one of my mom's friends and thinking back at it, I'm like, that was kind of crazy. But like I was definitely young And she looked at me and I think I asked her about her husband. L you you start realizing your mom's friends have like their own lives Yeah. and you're like what's going on? Yeah? You're like, What do you do when you leave our house And she told me, I really like him when we're on vacation My husband and I are really good on vacation, but otherwise he's actually the worst and men You can never count on them for anything. My mom has a saying Now listen I' because this is a good one Men, children and pets, they never act the way you want them to Kim. Shakespeare Dorbo. I'm like One time like Daphne did something, I legitate think I was like hosting so I don't know even know what I was doing. And I was like, and then she shit all over and she goes, well It's just a lesson. your husband, your kids, and your pets are never gonna do what you want them to do And the funniest part about this whole thing is I accidentally got married like five years ago. Yeah, and you got married. One time I called my mom and I didn't realize I was on speaker and I was like, You wantan to know what, mom? I'm really annoyed at you. And she was like For what? And I was like, I think that it was your duty to tell me how useless men actually are. Like no, seriously, mom, when's the last time a man was useful to you? I was like in the last two weeks, H dad done something that was so pivotal in your life? And she goes, Paige, you're onpeaker. Hey Hey Pige, this is Thanksgiving. and I was like, no, let's we're really gonna talk about it. Let's actually talk about it name one And she's like, actually like your dad does do a lot of things. I go name mom, N mom I was like I wasn't even talking about him. I was just talking about men in general. I think that was the biggest shock in my thirties that I thought they were like We were doing more out here. I thought they were out here doing. Well they were't doing more when we weren't allowed to do as much. Okay, Th then all of a sudden your friends start having babies and they're telling you their birth stories and they're like, I'm on all fours. I'm doing I'm doing no epidure. I'm talking to a girl yesterday She's like, I'm pregnant with twins and I'm deciding if I'm doing it natural. we're just So much B. Once you start bringing in labor, I'm like, where do you guys compete with us? Where do you measure up in anything? It's too much for me to handle. I'm also on one today got I had a lot of emails that pissed me off right before I got on the pod. We're so connected You didn't even start talking. I got on. I was like five minutes late and I could just tell by your energy. I was like, oh, she wants to murder. I was like, G morning. B. How are you Like I love everyone that works at Daphne. I truly feel like I they're my friends when I have to do stuff. People don't tell you the relationships you will form in your thirties through like your coworkers They don't talk about it like seriously as friendship. likeike no, those are real friendships in your thirties that you would have never in your twenties. Because I had so many jobs though in my twenties, I really did like always have like an office wife. Yeah that like will still text me to this day and be like, LOL doember when we were in the bathroom crying I think work orersuff But but that's why peopleall in love at work all the time too, because you're like You just become bonded And that's why I think even on some of these reality shows You're a bunch of coworkers trauma back They' traumanded over stuff. Other than us, we're sisters We're sisters. We're tradwifees, sisters. soulmates, Hannah. Did you think the first time you met me like that is my soulmate No, but I knew that like There was something about you that I wanted to like bother you Yeah Like, you know when like for some reason, you're like, I want to talk to this person. And for me, there was something about you that I was really comfortable with Like I didn't feel like I had to perform for you, which is so funny because all we do together is perform. But like one on one, I was like, I don't have to be anything but myself with this girl By the way, when I say I didn't think we were soulmates, I meant like when I first met you very briefly an office when you were like trying to get a meeting and you were like standing there Yeah. But the second we walked into summer House I actually remember someone being like, pay. To me, they were like, we're kind of worried about Paige. L she fell asleep the whole day and like we need her to bring it. And I remember like being a little defensive about you and like, I didn't even know you. and I remember being like, she's fine. She's gonna to be fine. She clearly she's in REM sleep right now, but when she wakes up, she's I was like, don't fucking talk about my friend like that. Mind you, I was l one day and you slept the whole time She's actually really smart when you get to know her I remember and like, look, did you sleep like the entire dinner? Yes. Was it yes. Well And now you know that I am nervous narcolepsy. You know what it is, though When you go through hard times, this is the same with relationships You go through hard times and two people decide Do we want to make this work or not? Yeah. And after you decide like a bunch of times, you're like, okay, we're obsessed with each other. We can handle things But that's your thirties, likeike Well, because I do think sometimes people are like, oh, that's my friend from work or something and they almost like brush it off like, o, it's a work relationship. But sometimes I feel like that is the universe like putting you in these search different situations where it's like, no, this could be a lifelong friend that you've just you've met a little later. Like I think we should put more effort into our work friendships because I think they're more important than people ever give credit to. Oh my God, I had some of my best friends where it was. Yeah. Becauseuse also, you have a common goal. You have common things you complain about. like it's literally perfect. I love having a work crush. But also I do have to say, the reason I'm so happy I'm not in my teens and twenties anymore is because when something bad happens to you, it's the first time something like this has ever happened and you're like, this is how I die This is the end for me. I don't see a path out of this. We're in your thirties, you're like, this has happened to me four times already. And I know exactly how to deal with this. Yeah. So like everything just is a little less painful in your thirties And I just want all the girls to look forward to that. Yeah Rember when I was nervous about my thumble Which one? Well, I had a huge pimple before I was supposed to shoot something and then It went down in two days. Oh, the one you recently had on your forehead that you said that you put toothpaste on, it really pissed me off But that's karma. Yeah That's my karma guys Like you wonder like it's called peaceful sleeping and pimple is just going away for no reason That from That's from kindness and love. I'm over here putting a million needles every four seconds into my skin You know, I watched a TikTok video the other day of it was like an animation of what micro neededling actually is I loved it, Hannah. I loved it Wait, why do they have to numb your face? like 'cause it's that painful? Wellll yeah. It's so it's going so it's low key going Dep kind of because it's basically hurting your whole face so that your collagen is like, oh my God we have to repair the skin and it like boost your colleagen tricking your skin into thinking it's hurt. You sound like The looks maxer. Is that like clavicular? Yeah, youre like, if you stabb yourself in the face enough? You sk That's why I find him so annoying. Im like didn't call it was Jool. Im like didn't come for our aesthetic Women for tens of thousands of years have been saying beauty is pain. Do not come over here. I'm like nervous to get micronadial even though I have to No, I love it. You have to do it So the rest of the day are you just like a freak? No, oh my God, mine, like I'm red. like maybe an hour. One of my girlfriends got it done and she was read for this is just how people are like veryious. She was read for like five hours. and I was read for like two. Also a quick update. I talked about pepper. I want a cat named pepper. I want to call a guy pepper.. Turns out every giggler's cat's name is peepper. I've gotten like a hundred photos of cats named pepper. I don't remember you mentioning I do. Okay And it was a really pivotal point in the podcast. that's okay literally then all I talked about two weeks ago, but they There's so many cute cats named peppers so I just have to say shout out to everyone who named their cat pepper. It would be really cute. like lemon and pepper, L thinking if you got like an orange cat, you named it lemon and then you got like a black cat you named it I love how I say orange orange. Orange We have to discuss Ethan and Ariana Now why did she take that lady's husband if she didn't want him did she do that He love, you just say what everyone's afraid of I didn't need that man. You didn't want that man. You didn't care about that man. Let that man go be with his wife and child That's why her song, which is I hate that I made you I made you love me. Everyone's like, we think it's about the fans. I'm like No. It think it's about her three long year affair. I think he' weak and disgusting. Like I think if you can leave your wife and a newborn baby like What conviction do you have in this world? Like who are you as a person I heard that in the theater community because he's like one of the three straight men he's like Wed. Like everyone's like, he's hot It is in the theater world. Okay, so a made up realm But u So you think he's like a toxic fuck boy because he's like He only lives in the theater world where people are like, you're so hot and you're so cool and like we want you. where if he went and worked like In finance. Yeah. He have a very different experience. He beazed. I think that's why he even had the confidence. and she loves musical theatater. Like I'm trying to make sense of it. Oh like that he had the confidence to even cheat on his wife. With Ariana Grand Yeah. L at some point, you're like, actually this is I have a hot take Yeah And this could be completely wrong. I think Ariana Grande has a little Justin Bieber to her where she doesn't have any dopamine left because she's done so many things in her career that are so spectacular and intense and amazing So for her to feel something, she has to like steal someone el Okay, do you want to hear my argument I argue that Ariana Grande went through a very public Break up with Mac Miller and then Ultimately he died Not shortly thereafter, there was a shooting at one of her concerts. So traumatizing That is two really extremely traumatizing canon events, I would assume And I would think that you're whole brain chemistry is rewired after both of those things, let alone like them back to back Because you don't know how long it takes people to actually grieve and like actually get traumatic things and process things. And like I would say a shooting at your concert where little girls die is like years and years of like actually working through that And I could see her being like a little like she chang like I don't know, like she got me and disconnected. And so almost doesn't feel like, hey, you just stole this lady's husband and you did like a really bad morally bad thing. like cheating is bad. like you shouldn't have participated in that. And I could see her almost like not even Like okay, we want to know what something bad is. somethingomething bad is someone dying. L falling in love actually isn't bad. You know, I could see that part of And by the way, we don't know. Oh we're beaking this up We're making this up. This is all made up, but also like I would love to be a fly in the wall when Ethan is going to like co parent And she's like, hey, how's How's Arianna? We'regeous l Your kid growing up and being like, whyy did you guys get divorced? and be like, Well, your dad left me for Arianagron? L store And she played with him like a cat for about To and a half years But it's funny how it's like the second wicket is over give it two months and it's That's a work wife. That's a work wife. Why don't you just be normal and just cheat and not tell your wife like a normal person in Hollywood? Have sex at a hotel, you freaks. like what Also my thing is like, No I love a dramatic pause. I was just trying to like think how I I've had some really good sex in my life. Of course, of course I've also had some really non eventful sex in my life No one that I've ever had sex with. would be worth blowing up my whole life would be worth likeike ruining this other woman's life I don't get I don't get that It is funny. Actually when I lost my virginity and I told my mom, I think I actually said like And I don't really get the hype about sex. and I feel like she looked at me like, Yeah, I get that I feel like when you're younger, we were so afraid to talk about sex and the Gies are probably different. Well, I don't even know if they're having sex. But like, do you remember when your friends would talk about it for like the first couple of years? like she gave it a hand jobs, she gave a BJ. But no one was like telling each other like she lost her virginia, but no one was like reallyally bad Like when did we start? Was it in college? I don't even know in college because we still would be like we're hooking on. likeike we're hooking up, but we weren't being open with each other that like The sex would maybe would be like always a small dick I don't even think I started calling men out for having a small dick until I was like later in college where I like said to my friend, I think you might have a small dick, but like I don't know I remember once, this was like early twenties This guy just got out of a really long relationship and we went back to my place and I guess he was trying to like, sorry, mom, like finger me. But he was like, he actually, I'm not even joking, was on like the muscle that connects my leg and my vagina. Yeah, that like bone right there. mean, I know exactly t first I was like, okay, he's teasing me. he's teasing me. The f like the dip in which your thigh connects to your actual badge. I know exactly what you're talking about. And then it like went on like a little too long and then I realized Oh you think he hit the spot. And then I immediately thought about his girlfriend who he's been with for like seven years who we just got out of a relationship with. and I was like, she either didn't know or she didn't want to speak up or like how this happened. So girls, we have to speak up. But I remember telling my friend like he fingered my thigh and I was I was so funny that night I had a great night was Killing. It's so important because also that is like gossiping and that's what keeps women like alive. Like I think I mean, I had such a good mom though. Thankk God, I felt comfortable enough to go to my mom to be like Hey, like I think I have Like it's burning when I pee Like and that's what it is. like, so can you help me But like if I was nervous, I would never know Well, that's like Whitney in Housewives, I mean, in Mormon Wives when she's like, Mom, why couldn't you tell me what sex was? I had to figured out my wedding night and it was a fucking horror horror film And I'm like, yeah, that's why you have to talk to people for safety and pleasure and understanding. We're not holes We're not just holes. Do you wantna hear something so crazy about when I told my mom that I wasn't a virgin anymore You never told wiz before Now thinking back, I must have had a UTI Because I literally made myself sick thinking that I had like an STD. Oh yeah, everyone thinks that. Like literally like I couldn't sep Like I was like sick. I was like, I have to tell my mom like, oh my go s I'll never forget I'm like, you're like, I'm gonna die and she doesn't know it's because of her pace. I'm a senior in high school and I like I'll never forget. It was like being a little kid going down into the kitchen, like I threw up I was like a mom And I'll never forget she was ironing and I was like, I have to talk. It' just so classic Italian mom. She's. She's like, what? I was like Okay, so like something is like kind of happening with like my vagina and like I don't know what's going on. And like and I remember her like staring at me and I'm like, and like I had sex. And I remember whispering like sex So like anxiety made me tell her, not like our amazing relationship and bond. was anx. We were so different because my mom was like You should probably have sex by now. And she was like Okay. well what's going on? Do you want to show me? L and so like that and Ultimately, I think I probably had like a little bit of a UTN she was like just drink water and like we'll see what happens and like nothing happens But A couple weeks later, maybe like I'd have to call Stephanie and like really figure out the story because I won't remember I got into a fight with one of my girlfriends in high school. Who knows about what? But we were like really fighting, okay? Like to the point where she like called my house phone And I'll never forget. I've spoken to her since this like obviously. She'd called her house phone to hash it out. A school now She called my housephone and I'll never forget answering and being like, hello and her being like, let me talk to your mom I'm like, no, you're not talking to my mom, you freak. I feel comfortable saying this because her and I are like friends. so I'm like thinking back it's like so funny. And'm like, you're not talking to my mom, you freak. Like what are you gonna say to my mom? And I'll never freak. She was gonna She's gonna spill this. Whs yelling Paiage actually isn't a virgin and she did fuck. being like How scary. are you trying to ruin my life anger And I'll never forget my mom heard it and got on the phone and was like, hey You guys are having a fight and that's your friend. You don't go and try and like tell on her. And I remember being like, Bucky mom. And she hung up and she was like, we have to talk. Yeah, then she hung up and she was like, what are you doing? She goes, what's up slow But anyway, that's just like girlhood. and we love Paige loves nostalgia. She's working on it in her therapy later this week Actually, this is her therapy session Thank you guys. Oh we're done. Yeah, we're done. Thank you for giggling with us. Keep sending me photos from the Hulu Scial Happy anniversary to Daphne Baby They need a gap tap notot the cat Yeah the company And we'll talk to you later. bye