Cleaning Debates and Listener Stories

There's lots of very funny dilemmas coming your way in just a moment. You can watch every episode of Hel I Sex with My boss too. From Jordan's attempts to be a YouTuber back in twenty ten, seriously the secondhand embarrassment is real. to William's reaction to seeing a fanny for the first time. There are so many brilliant moments that you need to see Search for H I seected my boss on YouTube and hit subscribe so you don't miss an episode. Hello and welcome to our Friday episode where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into a week Random things that have been sent in Extra bits that have been going on and how our advice went down with you, our wonderful G and Davers. How are you? Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. What are you up to this weekend? U I Sorry. I nearly did it. I nearly did it. I've got a family Toy Story five event Fily dayay G got be best made from back home coming down with kids. How many toysory five events doing know, it's a lot. I'm part of the team, the cast now. Okay. you and Tom and Tom and Tim Arnold Eord. Tom and Tim. but I just realw a Iic called Tom and Tim. Yeah, Tom and Tom Tom and Tim aren't there, but they represent their love, so I'm representing them and Got a bit of paddle on Saty And Fry M Stin. Oh, go Tennis No. Well, lovely, we'll have a nice time at tenennis. at tennis. There's no point asking what I'm doing because we all know the arwer. What youre doing this Yeah, what you do working? All right. Oh, sorry. firstirst time he's got a proper job and he's already got a face like a slap toas. Welcome to the real world. Welcome to the real world. or bet your mom neverull show weekends I got me first job B I went, last's my money sweat. Wlcome to Real Wor Andhad I tell you what, if you can find a house Wh they pay twenty five pound a week board. you do all you washing, you're ironing And you get got a roof over your head and fed in water, says I'll come and move in with y you And I learnted my lesson in the real world Wh are you laughing Well that funny You may produce a benchoke. So welcome to the real world. Did your mom say that to yourself No, no, becausecause you were middle class and nice Yeah. We got told how it were I wouldn't have it any other way. And when was the last time Wendy works He Oh. Answer the question Can I just say I was a mother of four and Graham worked away a lot. Thankk you very much. So I was there. My job was being a home provider. Thank you, William wait uill I play that clip B the bitch. Oh New Wendy. There you go What are you doing over than we've got two shows today. Yeah. But what are you doing in between? We got gym, we go out after. I bet it's spe big night and Saturday? No, Thursday night, apparently it is the night you go out All R on tight. Juden. So you got Two nights on Saturday You do a Maturday On Saturday an evening. Yeah. And then on Sunday, you do a Maturday. That is a lot to be fair Yeah. And on Sunday, we start half an hour early on both because Sunday So' be finish on Sunday Building for nine thirty A It's fine. Yeah. you'll be on. As long as the train's running, I should be all right. Heartbeat, what's on? Heartbeat heartbeat. hasn't been on for years and that was on at eight o'clock. He, you know what? everyveryone's on about heartbeat, but where the heart is? Do you remember where the heart is? Is that with Amander Holden? what was No holding in that up before He was in something. It was prefab Spout or someone who sang the What Maybe when theass see, I'm sure we've done this. It's been eight years. so if we've done this a few years ago, then it pre fab sprout of whatsever he's called Sng that Fun prefab sprouts. Yeah, it wass actually from Yorkshire, because maybe where the glass is Ion like he I know Where the heart is. Can we Google who sang where the heart is? And also can we Google if Amanda Holden was in that? I'm sure she was in. I don't think she was in that. I think she was Crosswads Wh who sangs Wh the h Prefab S sprout. Ssh, it's like fastest finger first. Yeah, is that his name? Is that? Prefab sprout? Yeah Yeah. Is that his actual name Just set Doulock know how to use Google? Just Google who his real name is an English rock band from County Durham. Yeah Formed in nineteen seventy eight by brothers Paddy and Martin Makaloon. What was the singer called Haddy? No, they didn't Wendy Smith No anyway, we'll move on I move on it it was prefab Sproutter someone who sang it. It's prefab spprout. Oh re fabed out. There's nothing to do with we've not the wrong person Amanda Holden. Okay Anyway, last week I said that Paddington was my biggest op, That's the bear not the station. For those that don't speak. you've transitioned to Paddington What? What y all about? My biggest stop. Biggest stop it's like it' Jen 's spepe. you wouldn't know but it's so enemy Oh, who's your biggest opposition? Like yours You know when you go to do a JJ that I actually never can. No on, Sam Thompson Sach Ray. Wh is everyone? alwaysways you and Stark and everyone else It was me and. I think he's excellent. He's ace and we We had him on when you were in the jungle, we had him on Yeah. and we've been on his podcast. We've I've been on his podcast And he we get on people always me again Sam. Did we have him? I think we did yeah. Yeah. So our biggest o means enemy Who is your biggest enemy, your nemesis, etc. Mine Paddingon, the Bear. So we asked the G and DVvers on Instagram who their biggest fictional nemesis is. Obviously, Sam Thompson is real He's not my enemy. No, I no, Wreke. I don't really have any enemies Oh, I've got one. yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. but also not not fictional Pasant company excluded. Betty says Paddington is also mine because he just looks so helpless and makes me cry Mm, okay. Yeah, it wasly Paddington Phoebe hates Mummy Pig from Pepper Pig because she's always fat shaming daddy pig. who Phoebe says is low key hot. Hopefully we've got a picture of peepper pig. Is that doing anything for anyone daddy pig?'s daddy. Oh,add pig sorry, pepper pig, finding pepper pig for lot parents hate peepper pig A lot It's only because it's on L loooop is it? No, no, because she's a little madam and it's quite problematic pic always James Daddy Pig and apparently Daddy Pig can be a bit. Misogynistic, I believe. Can Daddy Pig. You say he's part of the manosphere Wse than Andrew Tate in some episodes? The piggosphere. The piggosphere. I say it's like the Andrew Tate of the piggosphere. Isy? I can see what his people' doing. H been that with Pingo? No. J just got a slap round face with Pingo. Is that right? You knew where you were with him post from P Chagana next door Was that they on Sogins? Yeah. I don't think so. I think they were I think they are Br, I need to rewatch it. Ib wouldiously the best impression were the tweenies. The tweenies can't shake H, Milo I'm Fizz. It's Bella. That's rubbish. That's your. Oh You lost confidence you Hey. I sing it from a littley them again. Hey, hey, what? I used to love it. And I was a bit older but I used to watch it with him and I used to sing it to him. I was a good brother and I was go. Hey, hey, why do you say? Why don't you come along with the tweenies? Hey, hey, why do you say? Why don't you come and play with the tweenies You can sing with us, play games with us, you can run about and jump and shout. E day. come and play. Hey, Hey, who how do you say? Why don't, come along withre the Tenies guys I' Milo. I'm Jake. I'm Bella. you had a bit of a listp, Jac. Yeah that' weird. That's really good. and I've not sung that since I was about eleven. I think we need to send that to the west End Thank you. Yes All right, let's go back to this. Andy said Pingoo. Oh, you literally just mentioned him. That bloody nnoy Nark nark and he was just a little twat to his parents All right, Antie. Laura asked, does Henry Hoover count I hate his smug face and it's the worst vacuum to use? I would agree. I know, he's n. He's good sucker, Henry. He's a good sucker. Yeah, but the vacuum? No, I disagree with that. No I think the ones that are sort of round with the face on. I think Henry do make lots of other different products. I think is a horrific hoover. Why do you want saying And then it goes on wheels and then you pull it and then it goes it has a life of its own and it knocks into something and it chips your paint. No I don't like them Elaine is off my Christmas card list for this. she says, Mary Poppins turns up uninvited, judges everyone's housekeeping and then floats away. Yeah, I'd agree with that,ight me. And Jenny just said, Thomas a tank engine because he's a kunt Jenny, that is bit harsh. It's an engine for com. Yeah, what's wrong with Thomas? Also it's a Ringo star No, Ringo started the theme tune No, you're right. No, you're all right. It wasarraced it and narred it. Narated it So maybe Ringosar actually did all of that. G one, we'll do one more. No, he's not fictional, but Kirststen's story about Nelson Mandela The late Nelson Mandela, statesman was too funny to leave out Nelson Mandela RIP was my childhood nemesis because in my childish brain, I saw Mad Cow disiseease and him on TV a lot at the same time. So I decided he'd brought Mad Cow disease to the UK. I must make it clear I now understand as an adult how incredible he was Okay, well good for you, Kirirsten. Now look, this will be the last time it gets mentioned. I'm just being told to say this for this segment, but I'm in titening for another month, but we wondered what roles Jordan Don't go BBB when you've written it in the fucking scriams Oh, we're seeing the real Dame William H Anderson now. You're not back sweetheart. I will not have them not spoken to like that. You're not backstage at what theatater you're at You know, backstag in the West End now, your ear. I' just like to say that was said with comic. Oh, I've actually made my ears go. I will not have be speaking stuff like that All right I was saying it as used I swear in the show quite found woman dad going to watch you? N as I'm aware Why not? because well, I said, if they're coming I don't know I can know afterwards obviously, but I don't know before Anyway I'm in Titan equ for another month, it says here, but we wondered what roles Jordan and I should be cast in after that So what do we think of these? Who would be who Meghan said Regina and Kie in mean Girls, obviously, Queen bitch and the nerdy new kid at school who wants to be popular Presumably I would be Regina George. Regina George, sorry. Regina Sorry, it'sash it's Latin for Qeen Thanks you No I've never had that on the mind. Yes, you could be Kie hm I can see that. James said Dr. Franken Furter and Rocky and Rocky horror, camp icon who gets their legs out and the creature he creates are Sexual plaything who wears gold hot pants Let's do the town Walk again. That's Franky horror,n't it? Franky horror? No, Rocky horror. Rocky Franky goes to Hollywood Another James said widow Tanky and buttomons. I've always like to be buttomons. Wid. Well, we did do the sex of Panto a few years ago. Oh no, we didn't But yes, we could perhaps recreate that at some point. Sharon suggested Henry Higgins and Eliza Doodittle from My Fair Lady. Can't see how we play the roles of a well spoken snooty expert and an uneducated fame hungry woman with terrible diction and grammar. I don't know what that reference is. I've never seen it It's made William laugh and you absolutely loveved that.'t That was very funny, how? All allowed her do little, didn't she sing? No for God's sake What did Elij do it Y traroules in Mk. Oh shut up Is that another enemy you've got there, Les to do little? She's one song. It's true but isn't she the daughter of someone Doctor Oh gotl flubs Yeah, It you're the daughter of someone. Welles, sorry. you know what? I could have livered that better? I went, Oh yeah, dad used to speak to animals. That would have been better. Lots of people suggested Edward and Mickey, the twins from Blood brothers separated at birth who grew up at different ends of the social spectrum. We've said that when we went to go and watch it, that production you loved We said, Oh my Godd, it's our story. That's our call in. We could be in a new production of Blood Broth. Yes. And they't sing in that musical either. So what was the song again? W That's very harsh. What was the song in it? What was brother's song God, it's the big mres Johnson's song at the end. Mrs. Johnson, you just gotta get a bit of a house. I could do that There were lots of suggestions for Jordan to play Billy Elliot. I've always said Billy Elliot was my story. I just want to dance at the ballet. I do always say that. I do. Resa said working class land from the North who's more than comfortable in a tut to written for him. It is returning to London next year, so maybe it's on tour as well in the UK and then ites comes to London Youould love to go and see that? We'll go and see. It's a bit like being What is it? It's a b. It's the electrity ofs you'lectricity electricity. Finally, Gray says, donon't let Jordan do the mouserop, the famously long run longest running West E show because then it'll end. Can we stop with these comments as well on the official Disney Instagram page with millions of followers. loads of June Divis going, Well, that's it for Toy Story five. You shit E. keepeep it coming. No, it's not. Lit Divvers on the official Disney Instagram account. It's got like twenty million followers and they're going, Well, that was fun whileilst it lasted Toy Story five Did't have cameo in Doctor Who No, because that's just been asked. one of the monsters I I've been in doctor, don' think v you that should try on't you We got Maury emails messgers, do you? I can count them on one nose. We got Maury emails, messengers and letters after the break. Welcome back to Indieers. Now before we get to your responses, we have recently discussed whether it's ever acceptable to cheat on your hairdresser. after Liam admitted to seeing a fill in stylist while his regular hairdresser was on a very long holiday, only to discover he actually preferred the new guy. We've had a response from Caire from the Teen Commandments podcast with Sarah Cox, who has sent us a voice note with some insider knowledge from the hairdresser's side on the chair because Claire as well as being a podcaster is a hairdresser. So what is Claire's take? My take on this is that I don't think you are ever disloyal to a hairdresser if you decide to move. If a hairdresser goes away on holiday, they know that they run the risk of losing clients because clients will still get the hair on while they're on holiday. O it could be that they've just found a better hairdresser The bottom line is it's Luke's hair. he's one wearing it every day. He should not feel disloyal and everybody should be absolutely fine with it. Hope that helps. Be. Fair and. what we said. How sweet's Claire? Claire, I'd come to see you if it weren't for the fact I'm very loyal to my engine. Alan Vad Andrea first Angela, Angela, twenty oh two. Who did it? Oh ye, he said he did it in Jraes then. Yeah. Indeed J Gemma slash Kate. I was calling him her the wrong name for years I'll I'll eat those mine is eight Biger Polly. Yes. How often do you go for the haircut? tri on so we I don't need that. You can tell when it's mainly for my beard. She just makes it look so good bed insides Sometimes this be awesome. Princess Royal has a similar service. Anonymous heard our collaboration episode with Tony and Ryan and wanted to share a bit of advice. Hi boys, I was listening to your collaboration episode with Tony and Ryan and I apologise in advance for the obscenity of the following information. but as someone, a woman who has endured a similar chilly fingers induced mishap with my boyfriend, I felt that I should share some helpful knowledge gained from that experience should someone else find themselves in such an ordeal I cannot speak to the etiquette but I can in fact attest that the solution is not desperate splashing with cold water Oral sex In short, my ever patient and dare I say extremely talented boyfriend managed to lick the spice and thus the pain away You're shamelessly anonymous Wh whoa whoa whoa whoa. She adds I should have or be H. Pumably on the fingers didn't realize it was. Oh, and then o what a little love. Oh, he's a keeper Bless him that's is that just me that find that really heartwarming He licked the spice out of a funny Does it work for other body parts that We'll have to try it Why don't go get a Vindaloo I'm sorry, but I'm not kink shaming it, but nobody wants roiming after a curry. No, you don't need to eat it, you just will just sort of rub it a bitound. Let's go and get some paprika someat then. All right Ben, do you want to do that on camera? That'll get the YouTube viewers up William Riban gets us banned from YouTube and William R have a breaker out there aresel. Problem with that is it would be more red Freak is not R, Yeahah is read. For this set guys you get Oh I see. Yes that. Looked like the table, wouldn't it Kyan Anyway, Kyan has a Jesus Ch. Kyen, Kayian Pepper has a question for God. says, It's a question for you, Jordan, so pay attention. sexted. Recently I attended Capitolal Summertime Ball at the famous Weembley Stadium. This was my second time seeing Jordan in a Weembley venue, one being at the Hel My Sex of my boss live tour and two at the ball.ad As a huge fan of the pod, Jordan and yourself, William. I had to make a poster so I decided to make a sexted poster I it! I was trying to find you seen it on the screens backstage. bless your little heart I will attach a picture of the result. Oh, and I should say security did try to take it off me. Obviously they're sextered fans. Oh I see. I have one big question. Did Jordan see this on the day? Well there we go. We've got your answers. I describe the sign. So it's a picture of me just as William's M on stage, picture of me as Ky Kylie and picture of me and William as Kylie and and a picture of me Squatting as Kylie. and he says, I heark Jordan North help I'm at Weembery. I did see it Pepper and I'm really Okay Kayanne, sorry Kayan. I did see it and I'm so glad you've got in touch. Genuinely are because I seen it just before I went on backstage I think it was during the take that performance. so thank you so much. Ironically, security tried to take that. tried to take her up. A sign. We're on fire I don't I don't pepper Meghgan wants us to God, I'm going to be shit tonight on stay. you wastte it all here. Meghgan wants us to help her settle a cleaning debate S sure youve got the right podcast Hello William and Jordan at Al. I was hop you could settle a small argument for me. I recently purchased a new Henry hoover and was very excited for it to arrive and give the house a good clean. I said to my boyfriend in excement I've bought a new hoover. He proceeded to correct me and say I think you mean vacuum clean It's not a hoover unless it's branded Now, I've always said that it's the brand. I think it is a Henry Hoover,n't it? Henry the Hoover is the brand. is the phase. Well, Henry Hoover yeah You can't say it's not a hoover the mas. Yeah but are Henriryes made by Hoover? They was Henry Hoover the person. Yeah, I think they are, aren't they I think it is different. Victor vacuum You're the funny one today. That was shit Now, I've always said hoover and that I'm hoovering the house with no complaints from others I think vacuuming sounds a bit medical. So who's correct? Do you hoover or vacuum clean a carpass? Henry is not made by Hoover. It is like yeah Technically teechnically, Meghgan, your boyfriend is correct. But you say Hooard, aren't you? It's one of those. There's other things you said like Google Yeah, say Google instead of search. Yeah, you could be on Ask Jeeves, but you still say Google. Yeahite I don't think that probably isn't a thing anymore now. But yeah, it's become one of those those sort of verbs that is inspired by a noun and it has become a verb, but we still use it. And it's same as loer Is that not b? I don' think so. It's like saying if a television show gets cancellled you say it's been Jordaned. Yeah Nobody says that. They will now I'm really old was a Toy Story six. I'm really oldous They won't be for a while. 'cause I can't live with that on my conscience. If Toy Story six ever comes out, we should have a big party? Yes Oh the relief. please tell me's gonna get I stish said. Todd from Ohio in America has been catching up Ohio on some episode. trying to be out funny now and he's just not The D exx the team on a recent episode, a listener posed the dilemma of clogking a public glue and causing major flooding. Jordan quipped the idea of carrying tupwear or a pringles can for such emergenies With this in mind, I wanted to share a story from over on my side of the pond A attorney, as a lawyer in the US found himself in hot water for targeting people with a Pringles's can filled with his excrement and was suspended from the practice of law for one year as a result. Fucking rightly so one year, dirty bustard. The act of filling Pringles cans was an apparent fetish where he would leave the cans in public for unsuspecting victims The court noted the evidence in this case shows that despite societyal standards of cleanliness and decorum, the defendant failed to control his own bizarre impulses to place feces filled cans out in public for unsuspected people to find best Todd He got suspended for a year That's lovely to know Todd. I'm so glad you' shred that with us. Is that true? Yeah. Oh, you'd think he'd get Taken off the bar is it? Bars? Well I don't know if they have the bar in America. if they call it like. I don't know what the term. What's term it? Disbarred. Disbardred. It's going aroundound shitting in Well, you were suggesting a few weeks ago what people could do. Yeah, but not that lawyer might have taken your advice. He was purposely shitting in Pringles can I don'tt leave it in the street. No, horrible. We've good Netflix seriesough w it. You'd watch it H who h to get Pringles to sponsor it Is it true to go Who invented Pingles was buried in a giant Pingles case. I think that is true. No, no, no I think a guy invvented Tuppera, sorry, I got mixed up Yeah, I don't know if any of that is true. It's open casket because they could't find the lid That was good for me, weren't it? It was very good. You almost outbeat me. Yeah Almost almost. N quiet. Yeah. It's not competition. No Some days you shine, most days I shine Let's finish with our comment. this can be a comment from Spotify, YouTube or any of our socials. A the honourable mentions go to David, who commented on Instagram about your role play where you got Ben to say, I'm coming. be more realistic if Benn had just done a grunt. Oh, Ben's grunt.ousen's Grnt. Yeah. Grace. When did we do that? wasas that last way? After Yeah, I think so a week or two ago. Grace commented on YouTube, I guess the new chairs will stop Jordan rocking backwards and falling again Alas. I've been a suggest of maybe getting me a sworthy chair. Absolutely not. And our comment for the week is from Tom who commented on YouTube to say loveove the new stududio. Well, Tom, thank you. I'm surprised we found yours with all the love for the new studio. Don't be mean. I'm not being mean. I like the fact people have opinions. Yeah, and you know what they say about opinions?