Granny and the Earphone Incident

There's lots of very funny dilemmas coming your way in just a moment. You can watch every episode of Help I Sex with my boss too. From Jordan's attempts to be a YouTuber back in twenty ten, seriously the second, hand embarrassment is real. To William's reaction to seeing a fanny for the first time, there are so many brilliant moments that you need to see. Search for help I sex with my boss on YouTube and hit subscribe so you don't miss an episod . Hello and welcome to our Friday episode where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on and how our advice went down with you, our G and D residre you doing much this weekend? What am I doing this week? Oh yes, we've got well and my niece and nephew and family coming to stay. Oh in this spare room? Indeed. Yeah. You've given up a room. Must be love . In fact, there'll be the first Oh no way there'll be the second open, my guests . Don't roll your eyes. You're not rolling my eyes? Yes, you did said a word. Your face did. I've never said a word. Oh, that'd be nice. Nice and wholesome. Indeed, yes. So what are you doing? I've got a gardener coming around not mine. Not a gardener but not Monty Dong because I'm not like fancy like you, but I'm a gardener. There's only so much you can do. So I've got sweep it was my suggestion. Someone coming around to you got someone generally to pay a gardener every week because I do that's ridiculous. But they're going to come around and like it needs proper doing so I'm paying a gardener to do it . I don't want to be funny I'm not being funny because you and I have very similar.' Its all paved. Yeah, I know but there's not even flower. I want all the bushes and trees like I've only got pinch. Oh, that's a proper yeah that's easy to do that. Only a couple of hours. Okay. So I'll probably watch a gardener sit in the garden read my book. Don't sit in the garden and watch them. That's weird. Hello young man . That's it's a big and then just a chill one, free weekend, free and easy. Lovely. Mike might go out on going out on Friday, gardening on Saturday. When you say you're going out, where are you going? So you going out? Going out I'm not sure out. Might go might clap him, might go soo, I might go back home. I've not decided yet. I've got a free weekend. Back hang on, clapem, so back or burnley. They're quite very of quite similar. See you back, see you's out and about. Okay, free weekend. Love late. Would you oyster? Gorgeous. Stay in drink cans of beer and watch Foody . Well, I'm sure whatever you do, you're going to have a lovely time. Thank you. Now, Jordan, you told us maybe you could do this over weekend. You told us about mincing through the park recently , which I declared was the gayest thing I've ever heard . So we asked our G and D's on socials for the most inadvertently whimsical or gay thing that they've seen or done. Okay . Suzanne said My fifty nine year old straight, fairly dull, said with love, husband, often whistles the tune I feel pretty when he's going about his daily routine. What musical is that from everyone? I feel pretty Oh so pretty. I feel and widy and gay. Oh, what musical is that from? Sound of music? Mary Poppins. No I feel pretty woman. Three words The pretty woman No West ? End story. Side story. Oh, West Side Story . Got it in for. Is that West Side Story? Yes, indeed. I watched that on a plane. Oh, they read it recently, didn't they? No, Spielberg. Yup. I haven't seen the new one. I'd don actually know if I've seen the old one. With Agel Hurnt Hunkerbink, whatever he's called Ariana Debose? What was he called? No, no it wasn't Ariana Debose. It was a really good actor. Oh Vita. No. Rachel Zegler. Yeah, and the guy in it was It's not Engelbert Humperting . It was What? Ansel Elg? Ansil Elgort, yeah. Was he and that Weren't they? Yeah. Yeah, apparently. Okay. I feel pretty. Jacob often has little beach walks by themselves just skimming stones and frolicking. That's okay. Before Jessica leaves for work, she tells her apartment that she loves it and will be back soon. It's not so much whimsical, that's more mental . Probably is what I'd say for that. That is Seek Specialist Help. Jamie regularly chats to pigeons, cats, and frogs. See the above comment . And Dom accidentally slipped and fell and slept with a man then dated him . Gay ? Wow , okay . So it proves that me going picking bluebells in the park is probably one of the gay things you could do. I still think that is compared to what we've just heard , that is pretty gay. Do you think? Yeah . I was out last night after Miday. Where are you? Yeah, but any blue bottles. Blue No, blue bottles is a type of fly. You can actually probably take those home. Okay, that's fine. Blue bottles. Are allowed to pick stuff off trees ? No. No, like what? Fruit . Yeah , and there was a couple of leaves and stuff that looked like. I think the oddly if the leaf falls to the ground, you can take it home. You can take conquer's home and hope. You can take conquers home, but I wouldn't strip the tree off the conquer or the fruit or the leaves. There's gravestones as well. Don't take them . But you got a lovely headboard. You don't walk over them, dear. It's disrespectful. Don't walk over a gravestone now. Is it bad luck? Just disrespectful . Yeah, imagine if you're gonna get put in the ground. I know you're probably gonna be cremated aren't you? Yeah. Yeah . Starting now . All those cigarettes. I don't like the for being in the ground no. Go on, Ben. Are you superstitious? Very like Stevie Wonder me, Palm . Very superstitious. You know I am You know I am. You're talking to someone here who doesn't wash clothes on New Year's Day because it catches to wash someone out your of family . Yeah. I won't walk under ladders, I won't cross someone on stairs . I'm constantly touching wood . I am so once superstitious pen ? No, I wouldn't say so. I won't have elephants in house . Not life size , real ones, but stuff we elephants on the age. That's a thing. Very there's low needs put shoes on table I've talked about Aga mad when people put shoes on table. Well blood brothers . It's a lot point, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, my mum and dad are very superstitious as well. Okay . One for two, one for boy, too for yeah. I'm saluting Magpies all the time. Yeah, Mikey does that as well. I can't honk how Mr. Magpie how's your wife and kids. He was constantly saying that. Do you have a lucky pair of pants . I'm in them now. Depends . No I don't really if I'm honest . But when I go into work every day I've got to do the same routine so I have a good show . So in the same door, I say hello to the security guys when I go through the same. I've got a little routine. One day it'll work. Yeah. Can we just quickly go back onto the elephants thing from the superstitions because I still have no idea about it. Yeah, why is an elephant? So remember my mum got a birthday card with an elephant on and she said Bin that get it out house . Was it just something she'd fallen in? Elephants in house of bad luck. Summit like, elephant ornaments are summar ized. Is that true? I can't see it. Because if you're like in India, an elephant's a symbol of, you know , prosperity. Well, we'll get Wendy North to Send Wendy North could do an eschetymology for us. She said send us a voice message on why are elephants superstitious. I don't walk over three drains constantly. When did you find three drains in a row? The frigging time. Are you joking? Every street's got 'em on. Three drains is bad luck. But what in a row? A crack? You'll marry a step on a crack break . Yeah. Channel big step on your back. You'll break your back. Step on a crack. No, that's on a crack . No, I don't mean it like that. Nobody wants to bait the sea, touch wood. That's not wood. That's your head. Yeah, you can't find what you touch . Wood is the panelling. There is the panelling. Touch it whilst it's still there . Oh yeah Anyway, moving on, we'll come back to elephants maybe another time. Last week we tried a new drink option served at Buckingham Palace, thanks to my friend Cameron to mark what he messaged me. I know he messaged me as well. That's why I've read it down. Would have been Queen Elizabeth's hundred birthday. It was Debonay, Tonic Water, ice, lemon, slice, and rosemary. It was lovely. With or without a caterpillar from Serge's G arden. We couldn't decide on a name at the time, so we asked for our G and DV suggestions. A common suggestion was double d. I think we call it that. For daytime debonnet. Double day, I'll have a double day. Yes. Nicola suggested Royal Garden . JP suggested a back passage. I like that. It's been a long time since we've talked about my back passage to be fair since I moved . Bethen said it should be a Dubon day quite Li.ver Debonay . Martyr suggested Help I Spritz by Debonay . Florian suggested Fizzy Lilibut. Oh that's good. A fizzy liabet. Or Fizzy Lizzy from the Queen's more or less official nicknames. I think it's Lizzie. I think we call it a fizzy Lizzie. I like fizzy. I think it's a fizzy lizy. That's a great name. Max and Lauren said we should call it a debon net in honor of our tour dancers. Now we're done with them now. Oh wow . So that's Shobiz for. That's Shobi's lad, sorry. I quite like calling it a bonnet. We can also open them. Natalie's idea was a dirty lemon where dirty stands for Debonay Ice Rosemary and Tonic. Oh, a dirt why lemon? Okay, I like that. I'm going to go for Fizzy Lizzy. I think we should. Fizzy Lizzy is good, but you know me, I'm never one to turn down Double D . Fizzy Lizzy , I think. Yeah before you do anymore in your endos. And then as it's going into the summer else come with a few more Fizzy Lizzies. Okay, I'm sure we could. I might have wanted garden this weekend . Yes. Excuse me. Give it to Yardin Gardener. Would you like a fizzy lizy? What's a fizzy lizy? Well I thought you'd never ask . Very good. We recently spoke about whether clapping in church was the correct thing to do from an Etiquette point of view and I said I would message your friend and mine who I was not having a fair with even though you thought I was at some point years ago. Vicatarm Vic ar. Remember we were of all the places in the capital city . I walked into a restaurant , Williams there. With the Vicar. With the Vicar and I put two and two together and thought, oh get him and the Vicar. Yeah, and of course I was going to have an affair. I came to a very busy public restaurant. I mean, it would come on. Well, hiding in plain sight. We were off to go and see David Suchet in conversation afterwards. We were doing anything but having an affair. Were you actually? We were an early dinner and then we went to watch go David Such et. How was that? It was years ago, but it was very good. Yeah, see this is what I mean now. You still go watch David Suchet in what is it? Say that three times. David Suchet in conversation. Now you're out in freedom bloody week. Well anyway, I put this to the Reverend Major Thomas Sander of St. Giles in the Fields, and he has come up with this. The Lord be with you. Thank you for your questions regarding applause . I find it a bit tiresome when people like at weddings want to applaud after every reading. You know, some teary bridesmaids struggled through a Shakespeare tonnet or something. Anything for goodness s'ake. Does this really, you know, this is hardly like, you know, a globe winning performance? Does it really deserve a standing ovation from the congregation? I think that's a bit much, that level of applause. But no, I think I think sometimes applause in church is fine. I think all the time, probably a bit now, probably could think of other ways of expressing our adulation and affection. Well, there we go. No, I don't know where we're friends. And you wonder why church attendance is dwindling? Actually, not in his congregation actually. I bet it's open is Yes. I bet it is. But that little mustache he knows exactly what he's doing. His congregation's rising. I bet best looking vicar I've ever met. Everyone was very taken with the Vicar at our wedding. Yeah, when he was there as a guest they're like, Oh, who's the dishy vicar? Dishy Vicar. Arisinth had a dishy vicar? She did. Did she fancy the vicar, do you think? A character , I think she fancied what he represented. I think she the fact I think any vicar, I don't think she necessarily saw the dishiness. Her sister my sister Rose did, but not it was just the fact that he was the vicar and that got her one step cl oser to God is what I would say. And when you go to Christian and stuff and then you see all the people that go to church on a Sunday, I was thinking, fair play to you . And there's always nice, lovely people. Genuine. They're all lovely, yeah. Yeah, they're all lovely because they yeah. And it was whole point, doesn't it? And then my family tip up. What type of pub opening? Shut up. We need to do service first . It's a five pound minimum foot collection plate, just shut up and put it in. It's time for another edition, if you're ready, for the soon to be award winning feature, William Reads from Urban Dictionary. Or is this a thing now? Apparently it's a thank God what forgot to say. Well , if you don't know what Urban Dictionary is because I had no idea. It's an online dictionary where you can find out about the meanings of some of the more sordid words and phrases on the internet such as gooning, supermanning as we had last time, wolf bagging, they're all there . Last week it was supermanning, as I said, it was the act of lying horizontal over a bin, arms outstretched and then urinating into said bin. Thank you for the picture, by the way. Now we've got no idea which phrase on the carousel? no way . Now we've got no idea which phrase the team has picked for us to discover today . So let's dive in. This week's word is duck butter . What duck butter? I'm thinking of duck tails . What do you think duck butter could mean ? Duck butter that what you rub on your duck before you eat it? Duck butter , is that I mean I did a nice red wine reduction with my duck last time I did it but I don't think that's really duck butter. Don't this don't clip this up for social media but is duck butter wincum drips out Drips out of what ? An orifice You see, it's so funny. You struggle with word urine, but orifice you say perfectly normally . Is it where comb drips out of hole yeah a hole. I'm just going to go straight and put that there . We'll find out after these messages. Oh for God's sake is this whole thing now . All right, Jenn Davis. Thanks for sticking with us. Sorry if you had us playing out loud then kids in car and stuff. Probably not anymore. Before great. And if you do still have us playing out loud and you've got sensitive ears, I may suggest having just slightly read ahead. You maybe press skip skip forward a bit just on the next thirty seconds. Before the break, we were trying to figure out what this week's entry from Urban Dictionary was and its duck butter. So William Hansen. Now what we could do now because we've told them to press skip skip thirty seconds twice is we could just talk about something completely normal now, give it a minute and then suddenly reveal it. So when they come back in where they're saying Gooch and bumhole which are words I'm about to say the definition of duck butter is the combination of sweat from the ball sack and anus that creates a buttery film on the Gooch and bumpole. This usually occurs from an unwashed gratum creating a smelly odour that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. I'll use it in a sentence if you like . After a heavy weekend away up north on a stag do, Jordan returned to London with a particularly thick layer of duck butter in his undergarments. I wasn't far off I wasn't far off. It's enough to make you sick, isn't it? Duck butter. Well, we're not going to call it that but we've all ducked butter. We've all learnt something lick your butter sorry. May I lick your duck butter ? It's enough to make you vegetarian. Here are the responsibilities. Is that for your roast potatoes like duck fat? Goose fat is better, yeah . Hm . Oh, these spots are lovely gas. Where'd you get him from? I just human duck butter, that love. Get some right golden. Oh, and then they have to Google it and then that will come up and make the meal. Do that next time you have a Sunday Rouse. Only wants to get duck butter. Only wants to get it on the jet washing action we discussed last week, hi William Jordan and the team. I wish to join Jordan and Ben's Jet Wash Club. How was the first meeting? How did it go? No, we've not done it yet, but because Ben doesn't actually like me or like seeing me outside of this work environment but I'm gonna set up the Ben and Jordan jet washing club. Jet washed jet washed though. What you've jet washed without me? Yeah. You shit out. She said you were gonna do it with me. Well, William came over in the end. You better begin joking . You'd better be winding me up. I'm gonna bring my jet wash and a few beers. Looking forward to that. There's always a to do yours. No, I jet wash myself, thank you very much . Ollie continues. The first time I had held a jet wash, I had withdrawals afterwards. Same. I don't know how else to explain it, but something in me changed. Same. I can't describe it. It feels so manly . And hasn't gotten back. I then downloaded a Jet Wash simulator game and seventy hours later I completed it. Oh, you said bastard, what's this? Send me the link. Send me the link. I've never committed to anything like this in my life. I think Jordan was right when he called it a boy thing. It is because apparently all it took to bring out the man in me was a machine that removes dirt from paving slabs. Years of testosterone, surgeries and growing a beard, and it turns out the final for m was pressure washing a patio. It's the first thing I've held that actually lets me aim and squirt with real power. Yours in cleanliness, Ollie. PS I propose the official jet wash group name be sexted and sprayed. Yes, right, sexid and sprayed. So Ollie's in it and Ben and we're gonna get who's gonna come around first, Ollie or Ben? We're going to get together in our shorts and crocs, no shirts and jet wash . We got to do top. Homeerotic. There's nothing homoerotic about alone of men jet washing toppless, William. That's just your dirty mind , right? So get that out your mind. Okay, well on the subject of names for your jet wash. Don't do it a hot day those sweat . Okay. Think of the doubt that get it off from a jet wash . Jet wash your dutch. You duke, quack on don't put jet wash near your arsol it will rip it apart and not in a good way . It will literally tear you in a new arsol . Did you that hear ? Wh didere that saying come from? I don't know. I don't want to know . Did I wish to work? Did you get ballot? Did you taught me a new arsenal? How does that mean? Okay. That's one for your ex waiting. That's not eschetemology. No, that's one for urban dictionary everything . On this subject, Jordan, of Name Sujet Wash Club, Argent and Divis have also suggested some of their own suggestions. Right. Freya suggested squirt masters . Okay . Lots of people, including Georgia Emma Deen and Julie said Suds and studs. Oh, that's quite fun. There's no Suds now, that's more car washing. Okay suggestion. Depends what product and chemical you use . Marion had a nice corporate option. BJvices Ser BJ Services Benjamin Join Services Great . This is super please read jet wash with me. BJ services we'll finish for you . Matt's idea was it sprinkle sparkle spray. That's that. No, it's BJ Services. Sprinkle sparkles spray's the is the motto. Motto. Okay . Joanne suggested scrub daddies. Yeah, that's good. Scrub daddy. BJ services. And Jessica suggested Squirt andie C o with the slogan We Make It Wet. These are genius ideas. You could go with any of those. BJ services , Marion's idea, and Matt's Sprinkle Sparkle Spray. Okay, fine. That's what that's the final one we're going for. Well, I love it. That does also open the door for other services that we could provide . Like BJ services as the brand like we could offer then that's up to us . Well, you could the others are limiting it towards just jet washing. Just jet washing for now will start small, but we could think about that for the future. But there's nothing gay about two boys jet washing toppless on a hot sweaty day. Have you got the yellow one? Well, the jet washer. Is it the yellow brand? No it's Bosch, I think what? Bosch Bosch. Dosh door I? think it's Bosch. Okay. Is that Matto's tomaku I've just ordered ? I don't know it's Crotcher. Curcher Kart is the yellow . No mine's Bosch, but there is Bosch Universal Aquatac Pressure. I've got Aquatac the entry level one. Looks like a good bit of kit. Thanks, bro . Thanks . What one have you got? I borrowed mine from my stepfather in law. Find out because yours might be more powerful than mine I might need to work my way up to it. But have you done your Western forget pens? . Have you started now just about excuse me the result? This is BNJ board meeting. I'm gonna work my way up to a more intermediate and like bigger one. Yeah. We just at this point we're just entering entering Enter level BJs . I actually really want to start this because I can't believe how many Jack and I can go into business with HJS. Jack, you can come round because you're quite a manly bloke . You can meet the tea , bring out the beers. We're putting some little denim shaws and you can tie your shirt off we could we could wash cars as well. Not with a jack washer you? You could turn the pressure down incredibly low and probably do it . But there must be one shoot car . Great. I'll do my car . Yeah . Claire has messaged in to suggest a new topic for us to discuss. Thank God . Hi . I have a new idea for a chat topic after listening to radio show where listeners send in their middle class injuries . This is my we do this on capital. Well, maybe maybe Claire's referring to this your radio show. Millennial injuries we do. Well, that's different from middle class injuries , one man had ripped his shirt and cut his arm on a shelf in waitrose while hurrying to grab avocados. Very middle class injury. I asked my stepdaughter currently at Cambridge if she had been involved in any middle class or upper class injuries or mishaps. She doubts her arm had been caught by the blade whilst someone was sabering a bottle of champagne . Another example she and her friends had Tiramasu and lemon canolis dropped to them into a boat from the Bridge of Size because they'd missed out on dessert. I guess this wasn't mess free. I thought that you guys could recount any upper or middle class, William, or working class Jordan. Sure you got that one the right way around. Mishaps or injuries you have heard about or been involved in. Loved your show at Wembley. You're both so talented and quick witted. Jordan, not as silly as you like to portray. Loved you both, Claire Harris . What would that mean? What as silly as you like to? Well, apparently you, you know, you're not as silly as you like to portray. Claire's words. Very silly. Willies . The only thing that's going through my head is where not long after Mikey and I were together we went for lunch with some friends and Mikey who didn't really sort of do sugar still doesn't massively do it had a mill foy and was then took to his bed for five hours because he was in such almost sort of diabetic. What's an old fi? Like that's in Harry Potter Harry Potter The creamy sort of layer of I've just filmed a video on how to eat one from my social media but I've never heard of them which is what reminded me of the story. Mill Foyer folks. Mill Foy, yes, you know, the layers are sort of custom confection is custard and sort of pastry. It's like French patisserie sort of vibe. Oh, and of Varian slice. A what ? A mill for me. I used to get one informed month from shop. Is it Bavarian or Bavarian? It's not Bavarian. A Bavarian slice. Is it like one of them? Bavarian slice sounds like a WWE move. Wendy used to love them. Oh go shop and get me a Bavarian slice. My mother used to make me pull up outside or she would pull up outside the coffee shop in Clifton where I was at school and I would have to go in after school and go and order her a double decaf espresso. The looks I got. Why who wants a double? What's the flipping point of a double decaf espresso? Just have a decaf coffee. Don't ask for an espresso that's decaf. That's weird. Oh, and it's like the people would sort of but I think because maybe she was doing it because I was sort of fifteen so that the coffee shop would be like not fair enough. He's fifteen. That's why he's going for a double decaf. It's not actually for a woman in her late twenties or whatever it was at the time. She had to do at five . Holly has got in touch to share a new cleaning hack that we should know about. Holly says I feel like William will really love this one and can totally see Jordan doing this ha . I love a cleaning hack. Oh, okay. She a sock Oh it's a wet sock. Oh it's a wet sock on her actual fur. So you dipp youred toes of a wet sock into like a bucket wallroom and she's going down the edges of the stairs. She's doing the skirting boards with it. I've heard this. Oh, I don't want a socky furch. Yeah, but it's better than bending over . You could just oh you just have apparently you just wet your sock and then clean your skirting boards that way and dip it or just have a long a swifer or a swifer you know and you just sort of run it along Talking of socks can, we talk about your carousel you posted the other day with your absolutely filthy white socks on your on your garden first? I was flying low as well, apparently. And were you? Yeah, if you look into it, lots of people like, Oh, you flying? Well, I didn't know. I was just reading me book in garden . Right . They were absolutely filled with. Well, I'd been outside, Anna. Yeah. But I would have, you know, got to wear socks outside. My slippers were upstairs. Being a country boy, I grew up in the country. I would often go outside barefooted, but I wouldn't wear socks outside. Oh yeah, I thought that would be bad etiquette. Oh no in the country just get on with it go outside. I usually have me burking socks around house me slip ones. I wouldn't go outside ones and knock off ones but, anyway, I wouldn't go outside for a long period of time with no shoes, but if I needed to just very quickly go outside, I still do it actually . I didn't I just and then everyone's going on, dirty sucks. A lot of people put offers in on them . To be fair, it all goes on. Nairme. Thanks, Barry, that sort of weakened away. Nairme has messaging after hearing about Jordan finding his airpod between his toes . Hello, paw , which means everyone, in Welsh. One was in me house once, I had to cough it out . I'm currently listening to this week's Friday episode on the twenty fifth of April and heard Jordan talking about his airpods being stuck between his toes. This reminded me of an incident my Nini, Welsh fanny, had. My Nini enjoyed listening to audiobooks as she went to sleep. One night she semi woke up and went to return her earphone to her ear. She recalled struggling to find her ear hole and after some effort popped it in. When she woke, she had issues with her eyesight. Turns out the struggle she had was because she was indeed trying to insert her earphone into her eye socket that had ended up infecting it. She was absolutely fine after a week but looked pretty gnarly . Naomi . Gosh, well she sounds abs actually ought to offer rocket, doesn't she? Yeah, I'm always like putting I put a fag in me earlier. Think with me a phone I'm back on fag. I noticed when we were filming the video outside you were there. Your fault . Your how is it ? From your shop, I was doing well up until the argument on Tour . Right , which I did not start and I did not finish. In fact, I contributed zero to So your fault I said give us a and there was a lad outside and you've been going on about that curl all week are we really doing this now? Yes. You brought it out. your fault. Had been going on about the cursor at all. So anyway, I took the earphone out of the day and had a fag. Sorry, I know, I know and I put a fag in your ear killed . Well, then it's your fault for smoking. Anyway, but I'm not smoking as much as I used to. I'm getting there and I'm totally stopped at weekends now . Potoma . Nami, I hope your grandmother's okay. It wasn't your fault. I know it bloody wasn't. It was, but I don't want to put that in the public domain . Well, you thought you just already have . I was doing so well up until that bloody tour, which I loved and thanks again to everyone that came home . But just the stress and the nerves Right , finish the script. Right, let's finish with our comment of the week. This can be from Spotify, YouTube, or any of our socials. Before we get on to our favorite one, the honorable mentions, go to Amber, who said it was a hundred percent a dilde or a butt plug in the background of the photo that William sent to Jordan. It wasn't. It wasn't actually. On Jordan's attempt to butch up the podcast last week, Jamie said, Jordan, this is going to be a butch episode. Jordan. Two seconds later on a clear day Campus episode ever. How is quoting Jane MacDonald Camp? But our comment of the week goes to Ducky, who said, As someone who suffers with depression and anxiety, your show is the one thing that brightens my mood and gives me a giggle. Thank you. This one had me happened. Aw, thanks very well. On good form of late. Oh, okay. I'm trying to be nice. Nice here review . Try to be nice. Oh , we'll try a bit harder. I sent you that clock out . We haven't even talked about that on Tuesday. Oh, okay. Yeah, alright, okay. Because actually on Tuesday, I've got a gift for you. Oh , I mean What happened? What has happened to me ? I'm the son of a sergeant mager. What the hell has happened to me ? Oh , a nice one. Yeah, look forward to that . 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