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ComA medications are not FDA approved eligibility required and determined by a licensed provider and individual results may vary your website for details Welcome to our Friday episode where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week. random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on and how our advice went down with you, our wonderful G and Divvers. Well I was looking forward to the weekend. justust said before the start of that recording from Jump Cp Jack You know, you remind me of my grandparents. I was like, Oh, how bays. No, it said because you smell of coffee and cigarettes Cheers. It me a nice way. It reminded me of being a child nostalgic. Oh Coff is that what I smell like? We do actually smell like coffee Instagram. way actually, you do. But I think that's like a they sell candles like that That's a horrible sm. Oh, to be fair, they after to show, it's called Jaz cllub and that's like. Brandian cigars. Well, there we go, Maybe that's why I need and need some of that. Coffee and cigarettes. Is that what my aroma is It was when I was just next to you a minute ago. ye But I'm not of coffee or a fag for about two hours. Jord was about an hour ago Whatas it? Yeah Oh the better area up, I'll need another one soon. It's better be a quick recording. Coffee, I mean, coffee. Yeah. Do I smell a coffee and cigarette? Don't get a complex about it. No, I am. Cheers, Jack But I'm glad reminded you of your grandparents. Oh How are you? How's your weekend what have you got coming up? I can't mention why I've got coming up all cant mention it. do it? I'm working. In what A show. What show? Tysony? If not James, donon't you join in? Have you not change to see? it's great. James hasn't se it yet. you's going to see it aren't? Coming to see it with a team mounting. Doid you not get a day up what do you do on Sunday when you wake up then? What shows? What time' you get there U I get in on a Sunday for one. Wow. I leave the building at ten. What time you get up Well, last weekend we were performing at Western Live in Trafua Square, so I had to get up extra early. So we did three shows in effect, last Sunday. This Sunday I should be getting at probably about nine. Okay, whichich is quite nice, you know? I'm m up for our f eight nine unless I'm rough I last weekend, you know you've had a good night I had to get up get straight on train because I fuck was on a train. I had to brush my teh at Preston train station gentlemen's toilets. Hang on, so you went all that way without I like getting back early on a Sunday because I'm old now Somem like right. I don't w want tona waste day when I get back on Sundayays because can have rested day to myself. So I rushed up, didn't even shower and then got tch I thought I've notush my teeth. I had to push teeth in toilets, pressed the train stage.id you had your toothbrush with you? Yeah, of course I had my bag with me. You don't leave a few toiletures after at your mom and dad. God, no, I never get them back. Not with mum and dad and brothers. She said that. She said, I served in Spain Do you know what to do? brring a load of suitcases and stuff over, just leave it here. So when you come and go, you don't have to pack a case and just go on my hand lggage. that's a great idea. So I went, took a load of stuff, never seen it since. The only time a symb one is my brother came down to visit me and I went, Is that my top? I went, No, I went you've nicked that for me momums Yeah, gosh, what all goes on and And you're going to the wedding, aren't you Yeah, I've got a wedding this weekend. What were you doing on the other day? Or is it a two day I? Oh no, head straight back Where is it? Fom throughay think yeah So I'm gonna head straight back. light you light you light your own bed And I like what old people say, You can't beat your own bed, you want't comfort your own home. You G got to go home and get curtain straw and get settled kind of thing. Okay, not fling. I do. I just want to get home these days. Beat me house bless you. And on the Sunday what are you doing? I'll probably be challenged and watching narrow escapes or something like that that I'm now obsessed with my new obsession N narrsces. Nice bit of telly. Finish Clarkson far. Oh we've got two episodes left. Have you watched Thinger yet Do to be what? Tipto? No. I want to watch that. I'm hardly in. It is on my list to watch You were oly in before? Yeah, but I'm really really not in now. When you get home after your show, what do you do? How does a West End act wind down. Sometimes I might order some food If I haven't had a murrito and I'm hungry, I might order something, but generally I don't. U I just pop around the house do seem like no screens So I don't look at my phone Don't watch TV I maybe put a podcast on do bit of tidying And just potter. Potter maybe just sit on the sofa, be at one. See, I'd have a broom watch a shit telly at that time. No, I can't do a scream. No why? would because that would wake me up. I'd be stimulated. Some days I can go to bed half an hour to get in. otherther times a couple of hours I'm awake. Fair enough. Yeah. All right, well forot then, let's get into it. Well, you, Jordan, recently mentioned in an episode that you're worried about that your grandmother might be watching you from heaven during personal moment. Am I obsessed with my dead grandmother Be I didn't nearly cry on Tuesday's episode. We askedr J and Davis what they wouldn't want their dead relatives to see them doing. We've got some lovely wholesome answers like this from Jasmine My mum passed away almost four years ago when I get frustrated with my children, as all parents do now and again I always think if my mum is watching me now, she will not be happy with how I'm being with her grandchildren. And it actually helps me take a breath and remember that they're just little children with big feelings, which we really all are. That's lovely. Some responses, however perhaps predictably, were a little less charming. Anonymous wouldn't want their dead relatives to see them slagging off what they didn't leave them in their will See, I know where I am with that because none of my family's got any money, so we're right. it's be fine. So it just takes that out of it. Yeah. makes it easy. So just I know people that fight over Ws and inheritance,'. Is there anything of Wendy's that you would love like a particular thing to leave you? Great question. Any of the live Lgh love signs I starting the beef again. I actually took a picture when I was there. I'm saying no lies. Of some of other signs. Um Now this is not a home without something or other. No, actually. I love cooking with wine, sometometimes I put it in the food Fam, today's little moments become tomorrow's precious memories off. Excuse me Be nice and Never trust a skinny cook thought was good and then Wash your hands, you filthy animal M was fair enough. That was in there So yeah M that's cute. What would I want for my momums? Nt know because if I like set said a dresser of perfumes a bit. Well no, because my mother has talked about she's going to obviously because she's got two boys just about. But she's leaving, or getting out She's leaving her rings, but she said that we can do whatever we can either give them to anyone where you know, James gets a girlfriend. It Norman Bates though, in it, if you keep her dresses and stuff. Yeah, they're all going. But the sets The rings or she said you can make people's rings into like necklaces or you can repurpose or which is a love a bed Is that weird? That is weird, Jeot a temper mattress bed. she loves telling me about it Its molds to your asses Rant sometimes can't get up. it molds right aroundound your arth It's writt themem graam. Deb, you want to honestly invest in it. Always spend good money on your shoes or your bed. I've always said that, but I might take a bed but that would be weird. That would be weird.'s get your own manag. You've got a good cettle G's got new seti so I'll probably check that. Well, lovely. Oh no, you know what? I takek a blow up bed. It was good. Children, you don't need a blowup bed forgot sake. I'll buy a blowped. What can I attack my momum's houses gonna buck me? If you sit the blood of bed with that'd be like, oh, that really reminds me mom lies It's Weird in' it? A a couple of mugs, she's got good mugs. she's got a good fridge magnet collection So maybe that. Oh so the in fridge banknetss are fine that's sweet littleittle little mementos that, you know may not be worth anything but have sentimental value. I think that's really sweet Pan wouldn't want them to see their stuff being sold or vinted before the flowers have even died Well, Han, I would leave that a bit. You can send flowers on. You can sell ft flowers on vinted No No, as in So person dies and you start selling their stuff before, you know, before the bot is cold, basically. I ain't got time for that. the stuff I should sell but. of upl in it and wait people to come round to collect it, J. You don't have people come r aroundound to collect it. I'm sorry. What to do send it? You put it in an impost locker. vs raw mail or for that I admire it. Shan's always doing it. Yeah, but she doesn't have people come around to a. I've never spoen to her about it but I'm going to tell you're right. Butet a lot of money if she does not have people come around to a house to get stuff. You look like a man Jack who's vinted and e paid all that? Yeah I sold quite a few bits. I think's quite easy. You might have someone come around when you're looking for a new top, but other than that, faith wouldn't want them to watch them trying to park a car H's kn. Yes, f. Chess The musical said, My dad was a maths genius. And he called you chess. Of course he did. I know Y the siblingss called snakes and ladders. I know his ghost shudders when I use a calculator for simple s. I always think that when I use a calculator. Oh, and of course, we did have some grubber answers because of course ourGNDvers can be filthy. Dominic said shaving my pubes on It's quite undignified shaving your pubes in general. There's no way to do it nice. You've got like one like cocktop, one dust pad and brush like there you've got a prep And then yeah, dust pan and brush Well, yeah, to get over the little bits. Okay Jamie said I wouldn't want them over my shoulders seeing my grinder chap. Amy said she wouldn't want ghosts watching them check the loopaper when you wipe your ass after a. change words in that. Sarah said, I wear my grandma's wedding ring. I always think about that after I've had casual sex It could be weird. It could be worse, it could be pleasureuring oneself with this ring finger. Y. She could one, she could be Rob said, My mum asked me if I wanted to get a tattoo with my nan and granddad's ashes in the ink That's actually shain feelill physically. You cant actually get them right I said that would be horrible when I'm having sex, they wouldd literally be on me. Yeah. I mean, I just think it's weird. Yeah I agree No actually. Nos sweet. What about? people have it in a little locket and stuff Less weird as you can remove it. Flank ashes came out at there. sixtyF. We had a little toast to him Sit M macabre Frank for the any new listeners is Jordan's family dog that died two, three years ago? Two years ago, no And As just came out with passastive round God of You think I'll next stuff, I promise you with it Do you keep the ashes in the freezer as well I mean it might give that to me, M. No, I know it's part of the set. Can I actually might give her that Can we replace it with something? Because otherwise there'll be big g Yeah. I'll say you want this And then I'll take that off once she. It doesn't say live laugh laugh, she won't be interested. Or my favorite breathe. I don't know if she has that, but people have signs saying breathe or just love. She doesn't have live laugh love signs She actually doesn't Chren Jan, we filmed her for her There's a live laugh love sign of the opening shot Is it actually there? Yes. Please there She doesn't add live laugh love. It's just she did. She did in March. She might have had love Absolutely convinced it said live love love. Did it? Fair enough. because what was filmed at my mother's was a plate from the Golden Jubilee. Of course ye. So I remember I remember the two. We also had a dilemma from someone who went to a wedding that the bride left early. So we wondered what events R J and Divvers had left early Andrew did an Irish exit from their own work leaving too. I like a little Irish exit, but I don't I think it's m. I think it's Rude? I don't think go back to go A a party, I wished aedding say goodbye to bride and groom every else. M main characters energy. No one's bothered to slave. No Sarah accidentally left their twenty first early as they got so drunk they went to the Lw and fell asleep . Okay, that wass unintentional. Tricia's daughter, Lindsy put herself to bed during her third birthday party, Oh o my go, that's so shute. That's so shute Laorna said it wasn't me, but one of the participants had to leave my group fitness class early to get to Greg's before the breakfast meal deal ended. I suppose it's all about balance and. I would Can I just say that is so Laora? She said It's not her That was absolutely. That was absolute. L, we cant past that. And that is something I do. If I woke up and knew my head that and getting breakfast And it was sure I I want to go on holiday. I'm like have to I can't miss breakfast. If it's in my head. I know I'm atving Macky's breakfast I'm that now. I'd leave early as well Alyssa left a work party early only to realise they were getting an award Nickola left a work party early to spend the night bonking. I hate that Seven times. Seven times. Wow, Nicola, good on you. Can we ban bonkking on any letters? If anyone writes him bonkking, just say shhaging, having sex? Yeah, what words do you find appropriate for that? Shaging Shocking It I don't like shacking. having sex 's a bit too strong now Yeah, but bonkking. How about making love? Making love Ccking Yeah. Okay, gettinget into that, getting down and dirty. That's fine. Getting down and moderately clean is generally how I prefer to do it. Iave a roll around H, sw My mate said to me Per Eics. A said to him, You're perky today. You've got a smile on your face won't say. had a roll around last night. I was like, allright. toarently had sex? Yes, I got it. A friend of mine at Hbarding school would refer to it as boot polishing because they were in the CCF sort of the funny little silly little pretend arrmy thing they do. And you obviously have to polish your boots as you do in the military and all that. and so they come around to another friends and go, do you like me to polish your boots? That was cch to one getem off. Itusts more than that, but yeah, J didn it. Anyway, that was deffinitely a friend. We'll have more of your emails messages in after the break All right, then, William Hansson, what have we got for our responsors and our Friday episode, Please Me Love? Just wanted to make perfectly clear I was not in the CCF not officially anymore. Was you on the receiving end of a boot polishing Emiris has got in touch after hearing last week's polishing the bait add Emis has got in touch after hearing last week's dem regarding pup play. Oh good, we're going back to that. Afternoon boys, I'm the current Mr. Fettish Grand Canaria And my partner Flash is the current Mr. Puppy Gran Can area So I got quite excited when you mentioned the Yumbo center and more specifically Koxon Funnily enough, this is probably the third or fourth time you've mentioned that bar, and every time you've mentioned it, it's always linked with a urine related etiquette question. On this last Tuesday's episode, you discussed the dilemma about urinating inside someone. I compleompletely agree with you, too, this is absolutely not allowed without consent, and the person who did it should have been reported to the bar staff. Although darkroom etiquette does exist, just because someone is in a sling does not mean they're into water sports. Never assume and always ask for consent before getting frisky. Lots of love. Emiris, PS William, you were absolutely amazing in Titaniqu. you' going say some else there. You're absolutely amazing in the darkroom. Let us know when you're next year What's really amazing titing can so lovely at the stage door. Thank you. And Jordan, you smashed your role as the Garden no Oh bless you, Emirus. Emirus. Emirus.m is that right? I u I'm desperate to see choiceory five, but obviously I don't have a lot of f time in the moment, but I was wondering, can you or maybe your dad? Get me like a copy of it No. a legal one, just Well or illegal. It'll be out on Tally next year, I suppose. Go and see It's going to work out. I don't want to wait next year. Go and see. A lot of people DM there saying you've got more lines in it than what I thought And how many lines do you have Cut a Fer? Yeah but like can we quantify that Four, five. Okay. and how many Sean have Similar. Okay I'm excited to see it Genuinely because I love, I mean, for I mean, obviously bonus that you're in it, but I do actually really like the Joy Story films So do I? Yeah ye. I know I wasn't going to do a joke off the back of that. I never know were you. Han has some insight regarding the etiquette of overtaking hearses. De Willam and Jordan, in recent episode, you spoke about hearses on motorways. I'm a funeral director, and yes, hearses and family cars, the Cortge, travel on all sorts of roads. We are recommended to go ten miles below the speed limit of the road, but it's totally normal for cars to overtake us on dual carriageways or motorways Please don't try to overtake or cut the cortge on a normal road though. H. That's what I say. That's why a single lane. donon't try and overtake then you're in the middle of it. I know. And's just silly and disrespectful. John has messaging after hearing us discuss escalator etiquette Morning, I've just been listening to one of your recent episodes and there was a chat about why we stand on the right on the escalator on the underground. It isn't actually to do with swords but the design of early escalators. I love this The escalator had a shunt, which refers to the pon. Shunt Which refers to the diagonal partition mechanism used on the very first London underground escalators installed at Earl's Court in nineteen eleven. Eus just after seven o'clock. The escalator steps disappeared beneath this partition at the top, physically shoving or shunting passengers off the stairs and forcing them to step off to the left. This historical mechanical feature dictates modern TFL etiquette. The shunt heavily influenced the way the London undernderground network functions today. Stand on the right, walk on the left Because the original nineteen eleven shunt forced passengers to awkwardly exit to the left, passengers walking up the moving staircase naturally congregated on the left to avoid cutting across that's interesting. Now we know Jn littleittle John's etietymology of the Wek I love it. And Jen has messaged in after learning some surprising information from our podcast Hi Tam seexted, I only recently found your podcast and have been doing a deep dive back on YouTube to catch up. So when I opened up YouTube on my board to a full class of pupils and the first suggested video for me was titled William Loves Dick. This prompted a lot of giggles and inappropriate questions. Be careful. Thought you might appreciate this story Thank you for making me cry with laughter these few weeks. Fr Jen the embarrassed flustered teacher fromlas. Oh, it's Glasgirl, they'll be used to that, kids I should clarify, I wasn't planning on showing them an episode, it was for educational purposes. Well o yeah, don't show this in any classes. In Glasgow, you'd be fine. Yeah Don't show This is key stage one in Glasgow. Don't show any Do they do key stages in school be horrible. I'll take it too. No, no, no, no. I and they might have a different education. I've also doing that geez. they might do a whole, you know, like they do different exams and I'm gonna say my favourite place we go to on tour Let's go Is it a probably so is a laugh? I prefer Edinburgh. That moment when you cananny kick a grranny off a bus came on I don't know about you, but I suppose it'd be like when you first walked down to the west end I felt like I knew my audience Glasgow would definitely team Jordan. Yeah They were Jack. And do you know what? I'm fine with that. Edinburgh be team William. Wh wouldn't they? Why am I to Edinburgh next year? Livingston would be Yeah. No He'd be the outter Hebrides Not a lot going on. Let's finish. whereere is he, by the way O h theidays. You know here. Yeah knowere about is he in the Hebidibides what they called? In the outter Hebidibides Wheres the Hep what are they called? The outter Hebrides are in Scotland A But he's not there. Okay. Let's finish with our comment at the week. All right, this can be a comment from Spotify, YouTube, or any of our socials. The honorable mentions go to Sagorni, who said Jordan is a hundred percent weaver C Ea Hy Noer. She Jan Davis ignore wasaskot Sigorney Weaver. Yeahes she is Jordan is hundred percent right about that spoilt entitled Little Witch, AKA Pepper Pig. She turned my child into a demon and she was very quickly banned from my house slash TV. Can I just say we had a massive discussion, legal discussion in our whatspp? It wasn't legal becausecause no lawyers were involved. I was like, this was a joke saying that the shows problematic and I was like, are're going to get Sudi here Helen said it took me a while to warm to it, but I love the new set now Honestly, it's just a big change. Oh pris children, th donon't be a. So I'm not Helen size just Cry It's just a big change and change can be hard to adjust too. Give everyone a chance and people warm to it. tryry not to take comments to heart. In a few years time if you change it again, everyone will be sad to lose this one Exactly. said we could have spent millions on this set and people still would trust we didn't. And look, you're speaking to someone here who is the king of hate change. As Jack. So like I get it, I get it. I hate change as well And our comment of the week goes to RJ, who said Jordan's saying, just put me in a coffin in the church before everyone arrives. It'll be the first time he's early for something. That's a fair point. That's a fair. But the mom of you say to me, you'll be late to your own funeral Well, and you will be Yeah bless you. although you never you want to her what does my father wish used to say better to be late in this life than early in the next That's sweet. It's nice. I'm gonna you grew up with your dad saying that and yet you treat me like shite every time I'm laid. I don't treat you like shit. It's not the stuff you say, it's more your actions and just how Oh it's all coming out now, isn't it? Well, that pissed me off with the tube thing last week