Final Thoughts and Future Plans

I bet the squirrel had its hands around its neck like a choked on something and the squirrel has its arms out like got scared. And then at the exact same second , I bet there's chalk out lines on the on the dead squirrels. When the animal police come . Hello and welcome to this week's episode of Honestly Smartless. I'm Chelsea Toronto and I'm doctor Lindsey and welcome. Each week we're just two dumb girls chit chatting away, sometimes we're smart, always hilarious. Guess what? What? I'm moving out. Woo . That's right. She is moving out I will no longer have a roommate. That's amazing. Let's play a game, Lindsay. Okay, let's play a game . Reasons why I'm excited to move out. I get to lock my door . That's a great one. You don't have to sh ove a chair in front of your door in order to lock it . I don't have to barricade myself in at night . These sounds so bad. I get to lock the front door of my apartment. You get to come and go as you please without anyone tracking your movements. I get to walk in the door without announcing myself . I can sleep soundly knowing no one is going to fuck with me while I'm sleeping. This is one A clicking the lights on and off. They come in with their dress shoes that clack instead of being mindful and either taking them off or just not fully using that tap shoe portion of your dress shoe . Do without that . You will finally kick your doughnut addiction because I know force fed tired of being forced fed foods that I didn't even want to eat in the first place for years I have begged and begged for you not to give me donuts . Yet you still take the needle to my vein and keep pumping it through. I'm not addicted. I got one today and I was like, this isn't even good. Right? How about not being interrupted while we're podcasting? Hello. Everything that happened last week was just it was enough. The irreparable damage and caused with Johnny . And so for that, I say a little prayer that it won't last too long, but what it did do was help illustrate , it's only going to get worse . The fact you couldn't keep it together. Well, one of my best friends is here at the house. Your addictions knows no limits . I can't tolerate you treating my friends like that. So even though I didn't necessarily come to his aid in the moment, I was like, That's it. You know what? Fuck you . Fuck you in the ass with the kind of fucking shooting on the walk back in the head while you walked away. I was getting real fired up because I do need his help to do a couple of things, right? He really never responds to me until I am violently aggressive, via text . I don't know that I should be admitting to this on here but I can't get his attention if I were just like, Hey, you know on Wednesday when you said you were going to help me and now it's fucking Saturday I was like I am going to get a gun and I'm going to shoot you. But before I do, I'm going to fuck you up the ass with said gun and then I'm going to turn around and shoot you in the back You know what he said? What do you say? We'll get this handled, I promise. Okay . And then like a narcissist , you know, it really kills me that you make me act this way. So now onward and upward. This has been coming. My entire identity is changing right before my own eyes . And I'm like , I got this, but then I noticed a little bit anger comes out of me a little bit. A lot of rage. Rage. It's kind of ragey . And unfortunately, it's only on lens . I'm catching strays over here. I am so sorry. But how exciting? Such a big deal . Congrats. It's a big deal. I was thinking now is the perfect time to be moving out because you have cyber in your life someone to hang out with a really positive influence and someone who treats you with respect. I think your eyes were open to a new world of possibilities and there's great people out there who do want to help you and support you. And I think the timing worked out, I did say to the universe , put the opportunity in front of me and I will honor that promise. It has been remarkable to spend time with someone who's hot , accomplished, kind , thoughtful , likes me. Yes. That's a big bonus right there. I don't have to chase this person. They listen, they're so intentional and kind . I don't know why they haven't called me baby girl yet because I'm dying on the vine . You're a good girl. And it's official. My love language is physical touch , which you have come such a long way. When I first met you to hug you it was like ass out , barely touching little pat on the back. I just thought you were real about that today. Oh, yes, you did. A woman healing has to learn how to sm ile and touch again. You can't spend time with me if you're not gonna be proud of me. If you're gonna hide, it's a real fucking trigger. And then I was like, this person is so good , he deserves that and more . And so my actions would be conflicting if I keep saying all these things and didn't take action. So I do want to thank my roommate for being horrible last weekend. I'm so grateful because this fight might not be any different than it's been in the past. Correct. It just opened your eyes in a way in which you've never seen before. And I was like, you are smart and sexy and perfect in every way. And if I never had sex with anybody ever again, I would just die a happy lady . He's so good. He's making it hard to spend time in the company of others I know . No on that I wanted to have a stable. I wanted to have a roster . You just spread your wings and enjoy. I would say hanging out with you too in public. Oh, I know you want more physical touch and attention. I do. Yes . And I see him trying to do it like a little touch here or there or on the arm or back. I think maybe you should be more specific about what kind of physical touch . All of it . Like hand on your back, holding your hand . Yeah. Hug. Yeah . Arm around me. Okay Sex. Everything Yeah , get it. I want you banging me from behind. Hi Sonny. Sunny is sitting in our studio. Welcome, baby girls, she knows there's treats up there . I don't know if you remembered that one segment, oh, that's another goddamn thing I'm gonna be excited about. No one's gonna be sneaking treats in my dogs. I'm so grateful. I am. Thank God you have some normal human interaction in your life and I'm acquiring more. It's really nice . If you think the guy that you're hanging out with is more into your friend when you're hanging out. Oh yeah . Let's get to that . So we're fucking talking to Fills out a t shirt last week .ill Psh out a t shirts like, hey Chelsea, let's hang out . I was like, okay, I'll consider hanging out. Let's talk. Yeah. Fuckin' next day at work. Phills out of T shirts like, hey, Lindsey. I'd be down. I was like, fuck you. You're into my friend . Like absolutely not. That's disgusting and offensive and it's disrespectful. I'm like, oh, you want to hook up with my best friend? Yeah. And then like in an alternative universe, you want to hook up with me? Right. Like absolutely not. Yeah, that's kind of a thing that we're not okay. Thank you to everyone that thinks we're attractive. Yes, thank you for saving us in your spank bank. I'm so flattered . Literally. We have one more cowboy western thing . We should be like queer as light girls. But it's like you girls are hot. If it starts to feel like I'd hook up with both of you and or either one of you interchangeably , you . That's not flattering. That's not a compliment . Pinching my ass out of nowhere is not a compliment . So I sent text a because I wasn't into it . Hey, I make it a point to not spend time with people who want to fuck my best friend. Yeah. I think that's a great rule of thumb. They never responded. Yeah, I may hook up with you, but don't treat me like trash so being called hot so many times does it get old ? Okay, it does get a little bit old but I don't want it to go away because I don't ever want to not be h . Keep it coming. And my response is, yeah, I know. You're not going to get the response of like, oh my god, thank you so much. It's like yeah literally our confidence really ir ks some people. You can't fuck with me right now. All right, let's get to some hot shit. So we were hanging out with a single friend last night. She was talking about this guy that she was seeing . They had sex seven times in one day. That's insane . That's a lot. I mean, I guess in the span of twenty four hours. Oh, was it twenty four hours? Well, yeah. No , that's not that much. Was it sun up to sundown one day? I think it was overnight and then the morning . So what? A few times at night, wake up again the next morning . God , I would just think you'd be so sore . Well, she showed us a picture of his penis. Yeah , and I would be sore from that. Guys, I'm so competitive . She's like, I now have the biggest dick in our lives. So she showed us the picture. And he's certainly well endowed. And I was like so did you measure it? Like how big do you think it is? She's like, I don't know, like seven inches, seven and a half. I was like, that's pretty good. I'm gonna tell you what I'm working with every year . Do you know how bad I wanted to text him and be like, Can you send me a picture? So we can play Dick Pick comparison , I want it to so bad . Because to be able to brag about the dick that you're getting is fantastic. What are you laughing about ? I'm just like, well, I would never look at that photo that he would send you because that is too much for me. Oh, I'm gonna make you look at it. I can't. No, you really shouldn't. No, I can't. Just believe me. I will believe you. I told you I told you side unseen . It's like a cup down there. It's like an athletic cup at all times. Don't excel. Yeah . Told you . Like a good girl. Our friend she showed us the photos that she sent while sexing. She's got a banging bod. I'm like, hell yeah, I would save that in your Rolodex of photos to send if you're on a sexy marathon . She looked great. I know. She's like, don't scroll. I scrolled as soon as she said it. Like scroll. And she took her bodysuit off and I was like, God damn . Now if she had been here with us right now while I said that, I would have apologized and like beenh,, Gos, Darn you have a hot body because she is a God fearing Christian. Yes, she is. And I thought I was gonna get the Nobel Peace Prize every time I corrected myself for saying God damn Like, God dares, I'm sorry. Cadillas sorry, I apologize . As if I really am a fuck. And last night when we went to a rodeo. We went to the evergreen rodeo last night. I was there to eat curly fries. Oh boy, did you ever like a brick of them? Like a brick. It was like an entire fryer's worth of curly fries . And then he dumped it out onto two plates. That's how many fries there were. It was fair food. I didn't know that Arodeo was fair food and shopping and chopping 'cause I've never been. And then we saw them busting at the end. So we took a lot of good photos. It was Golden Hour. So there's that. Thank God I put the right outfit on because when I showed up to pick up Chelsea yesterday, Lindsey comes in and her hair's like slick back greasy. I was like, What the fuck are you wearing? No, it was more like, What the fuck are you wearing? Why is your hair like that? Oh what? We're going ugly now. Oh, I didn't realize we're giving up on life. Sorry, did I not give you the memo? Do you know that we're going to a fucking rodeo? Whatever. I'm gonna go check the dogs out . Got it Like okay, just tell me what to do. She's like, maybe you want to do your hair. Maybe I want to change that shirt. I don't know about the boots. How about you start with the hair? Okay. We start there. I'm like, let me show you what it was like. It was a slick peck b.un No, it wasn't. It was horrible. No it wasn't. You do slick. But why would you be wearing a slick peck bun to a fucking rodeo? Why not? Ew we're not going ugly How many times have you told me in my life I look so good and it's not like that but it wasn't yesterday . So the thing is I was out of body seeing me act like this and Lindsey and I was like, Jelsea come, on . But I was like, No, she looks ugly . So this like my internal angel and Devil were like, She looks bad. I can't deliver it any differently. That's so loud, I'm so sorry. But I was just like, let's see, this is a reflection of honestly smart Liz. I was like, this is not what we do. So then I did my hair. So she's not annoying because in this story she's like, I'm so sorry. And I was like start with your hair. I didn't even say it that nice. No, you did it. And then I was like, okay, and you're like black since somebody fucked we mear a black tank top out? You've never worn a black tank top out in your life. I think I have. No. I did on Wednesday . I probably didn't like that then . I was like, What is this Ew s like that ? I'm like, okay, you know what? You just tell me what you want me to wear. So you tell me what to do. And I will gladly do that. You just give me your creative direction. And I think we got our wires crossed because you said you were wearing a tank top and shorts and like I'm in a tank top and shorts. I literally took the shirt off I was wearing and gave it to you . Yes. Right. And that's I was like, I'll give you anything I have to make this look fair Lizzy's so pretty. I was like, why wouldn't we be showcasing that right now? Put your long luscious twenty two's all the way down your back. By the time I came back in with the dog, she looked stunning. Thank you . So then I ended up wearing a bandana top, which is so cute. So cute. You have a six pack and you're gonna cover it up with some trash black tank top . Since when do we show our middress? What the fuck is happening? Is how that went . Just like that. I was so mad . I was coming back mad. I was like, What do you mean? You're like, these girls downstairs, you should see what they were wearing. What? You're gonna go ugly. They're fat. I was so mad . I was like, I'm so sorry . I didn't realize I'm so sorry I misunderstood the assignment. We were walking out of a cowboy bar last night and it turns out there are a number of ways to hear one sentence. You get three sets of ears and they all hear the same sentence differently. So we're walking out. I have a shirt that barely covers my boots. Like there was almost under booboot , which would have been fine, but this turned out to be the family portion of the rodeo and I felt like a horror . Then we were walking out of the little bear because it was sold out and there 's cowboys milling around the front door. He's like, not for ya . And what I heard was not for you? Nicole heard was not for ya . And I was like, no , no, he was saying, not for ya. Get out of here. Trash bag Dirty little horror with your underboob showing Take a cotter out here . This is family friendly. Put a top on. Put that black tank top back on where you're not showing your middiff . And that's what Kelsea . Dirty Little Lord that baby girl, look at your assistance diner sluts live What I heard was not for ya? As in like, oh you girls didn't enjoy the music. Oh, you know what? This isn't your vibe. Okay, have a lovely night, ladies. Tip of the hat. What I could tell you is Lindsey and I have been together long enough in the most beautiful way. And hopefully she doesn't break up with me anytime soon because she should. No ma'am, she should. But when you are a performer and you have a partner in your performance, you start to play off one another . You have stock responses for certain things . Of comedy . We are together so much that we can finish each other's sentences . Nicole is telling us a story about squirrels outside of her patio window . Something happens and a number of these squirrels end up dying . Lindsay starts doing impress ions on what each squirrel looked like when they die. I bet the squirrel had its hands around its neck like a choked on something and the squirrel has its arms out like and got scared. And then at the exact same second , but there's chalk out lines on the dead squirrels. When the animal police come 'cause I was I'm trying to keep it together. I've apologized a number of things. Yeah, I know you're good. You have a lot of changes happening and there's a lot of emotions that go along with that. I accept you however you come. You shouldn't. Okay, well some updates on all the things we do here We'll start with the fun one. Guess what? You know my favorite sneaks? Shit does not come this is not ending. It's fucking wild summer I got these boat shoe sperries. Okay? Loved them. I was obsessed. They're narrowed, a little bit of a platform. They make my legs look even better. Awesome . Then it was October and they were trash y time to get rid of them. That was a sad day. So then I tried to replace them, but the replacement model was horrible. I hated them from the day I put them on . Luckily I trashed them when I was in Santa F edemorial Day weekend . Go back to the Sparry website, just desperate, let me just try one more time. Turns out they're there, the original version . They were back in stock. Guess what? Final sale. twenty nine dollars. And we're like, hell, yes. So now I'm wearing them every day. They're as good as I remember them. I'm loving it. And then we were all joking around at the pool and it was like, I should buy another pair. Well, it turns out I accidentally did . And then you bought another pair of ugly ones. No, that's whatever happened. It must have been my phone is glitching and I swear that the phone bought two pairs of sho es from Sperry, one of which was again , these sneaks that sneak don't die . Like those sneaks are going into your casket when they come. Oh my gosh, we should play that game. Thank you put on your cask . There's a number of games we've been playing lately and they're very interesting. They're so fun. They're so fun. And now I have these ugly ass boat shoes and I am so hopeful that those are not final sale because there's no way in any world are they attractive and they're very uncomfortable. You can feel miserable. They are horrible . I said those are house slippers not to be seen by anybody. Not only that, they're men's. Men's shoes don't fit my pretty narrow lady feet very well. I'll tell you what, they're not doing any justice on my legs. If anything, they make them look ugly. And I don't do ugly, right, Lindsey? That's right . Neither do you Nope, not when God's given us except yeah, but we're so close. We are so close. June's not over. I wanted June to be everything Everything and then I bought new shoes today at Nordstrom. Let me shout out that dumb bitch who was helping me today. She sucked. She sucked so bad. Like she wishes she sucked as dick , but she hasn't. She's miserable. Oh , okay Okay, so Lindsey goes to the on cloud display. This is her work shoe that she wears literally every day . You have every right in the world under any circumstance to have the shoe that you want. It's a very expensive sneaker. I mean, it's one hundred and eighty dollars. This is an investment. This is not cheap. Lancy goes to the display and picks up five of them, which seems excessive, however not at Nordstrom. Not at Nordstrom. Tell them why? Because out of those five pairs of shoes, I know that they will have maybe two to three in stock in my size in the color that I want . And lo and behold , she comes back out of the five pairs of sneakers. I think she has two. Yeah. Two. I'm like bitch, that's why I needed all five . She asked. So what are these four? What's the vibe? Some of your goddamn business that was very invasive. Like I'll why do you get to know? I wonder if she was hung over because she looked like trash . She had a very short temper . She was so annoyed by us. We weren't even being annoying. Yeah, we know when we're annoying . This is not that. I had my dogs. She wasn't really into that's fine. You don't have to be into my dogs' arm here. But what's the vibe? You're like, it's my workshoe. Yeah . So she tries on a pair and the one that this is how bad it was. She ended up having to buy the display model. Yes. You know you are bare bones when you are at Nordstrom and you have to buy the display model because out of the five pairs that you picked you didn't have one colorway, you didn't have the right size. Oh, we can order it for you. Shove it up your ass. If I wanted to order it, I wouldn't be here . A hundred percent, I want it and I want it . I need it for work tomorrow. Is that so wild to comprehend? I spent the four dollars to park so I could buy the shoes and then walk out with them. Lindsey selects the only pair that works and they're great. Yeah , they're great. I'm like, so this is the only pair you have. She's like, yeah, we only have the display . And then you ask, well is there a discount on the display? Because there's typically I would think there would be, that's how ten percent. That's typical practice. Yes. And what does she say? No , and most stars wouldn't do that anyways. And I was like, they would. She's like, well, I get that you have to ask . Like, yes, because you should give me a ten percent discount. Everyone gives a ten percent discount. Your shitty ass attitude. I should call . Leonard review. I don't even know what the fuck her name was. And she's like, Okay, so those are the ones you're gonna get. Like, yes. She's like, okay, well then meet me over there. Like, okay , I am on my way. Lindsey's the nicest person you will ever meet. She walks back. She's like, that was a horrible experience . I was like, I know, right? Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I didn't enjoy any of that experience. It was terrible. Before our bitches sales experience, there's a twelve year old girl who was walking around the shoe section and she sees Butch and Sunny and she screaming she's sprinting sprinting away. I'm allergic . And Butch like wrangled like I was holding his leash and he started kind of like playfully running after her and she was I'm allergic. Okay, I'm sorry, Jesus . Do you need to announce that to everybody? All right, but she actually hypoallergenic dog. I know. She looked like she was running away from a burning building. Today's Father's Day, which is my favorite holiday because I get to say happy Father's Day Daddy . I received an email from my mother today. Bonnie sent an email. Hi Bonnie . Yes an email. Because you ever blocked on text or because it warrants an email ? Well this well that's an email. That's an email. Okay, so the title of said email is Father's Day or any day . I don't feel like reading it. Actually, just give us some of the highlights. I don't like to read any of the messages or forms of communication my mom sends. Thank God for Google AI because it gives you an overview. Says Bonnie reached out to express her desire to reconnect her feelings of loneliness following a difficult period in your relationship. The end. Well, I know, but I need to know what it's hurt. Okay , here I'll tell you. Dear Chelsea, I have been feeling hesitant about reaching out to you as the pain of the past experience and how much I miss you every day has left me feeling so unsure about everything. The fear of facing further emotional turmoil is overwhelming. It has taken over six months to have the courage to do this. Our relationship has been through a lot in recent years, and I have reached a point where I no longer want to analyze every detail. The pain has become too much to bear. Emotionally, I'm struggling . I have lost everything that was dear to me and it's difficult to admit my vulnerability in writing this to you. I find myself questioning if this is the only way I must exist now. I feel lost and unsure about how to move forward or if moving forward is even an option. I don't have any solutions to offer, and I am feeling incredibly lonely without you in my life. I am not sure what I hope to achieve by sending you this email, but something compeled me to do so. I would appreciate any response as long as it is delivered with kindness. Another emotional setback might be too much for me to handle. Thank you for taking the time to read this. Mom That's kind of nice. It was really sweet. Yeah. A lot of eyewords sixteen years ago the night my dad died, we were all standing around in the kitchen and my mom's like, I can't be a mother to you anymore. I'm a widow. You're going to have to learn to get through this all on your own . And I will never forget that. I can see it very vividly. And I've been sitting on that and it is like front and center, top of mind and has been to this day. So when I saw this email come through , I said to Lindsey, I can't be a daughter to you right now. I'm moving out of my shitty ass living situation . Like, I can't give you what you need. I am going through things , which sounds like an excuse, but I'm just not ready to that is too much to add to your plate . It's gonna be like you know what? I know that you thank you. That was really sweet. It was gonna be like that. But I gotta be honest, I can't I'm moving out and I can't do this just yet . But I do have fond feelings for you in my heart. Do you think that she talked to your roommate? I mean, you told her what was up . It does seem like somebody told her something . Yeah , or one of her friends on social media her heads up . I don't know, you know, it is a little sus. It seems more than coincidental that she just happened to send something. The timing is perfect because it's Father's Day, right? Yes. Yeah, but sure. Everything this woman does is calculating. Right. Are you going to respond at some point? Yeah, okay. Everybody deserves a respon se. Yeah. It's the decent, humane thing to do. Okay, question about porn . Would you rather watch two girls and a guy or two guys in a girl? And if so, why? Let's see, two girls and a guy or a guy and two girls. Two guys a girl. I think two guys and a girl. Oh good. I'm glad you said that. Yeah. I don't really want to see another girl eating out another girl? No. I don't want to see anybody eating anybody else. No, I don't want to see I don't find that attractive. I don't like it. No. No one's like, I just need it on my I just sat on his face for granted, I will say, I'm gonna sit on your face. Yeah, that's more of an expression. Affectionate expression. It's an form of expression. It's affection. It's an expression. It's just a metaphor I love you . Love you so much. I'm like, sure, you can do that for a little bit. I'm like, oh no, that's not really what my body. Have you ever made out so hard? It makes you tingly down there . recently when we make out, it tingles so hard. I thought it was like a tingling pulsing sensation throbbing. Yes. And then it starts climbing up so then it feels internal. Yes. And you're like, it's like up in like your stomach. Yeah . It's like climbing up your vulva . I don't know if that's right, but it does feel like it's climbing up a ladder going deep inside. And then I was like, if this is what it's like to have blue balls, I am so sorry. Yeah. But let me tell you, this I actually thought I was dead down there. Turns out I wasn't just, you know, not attracted to old fat fucks . So I kept trying. I kept trying a number of fat fuck s and it just turns out I'm not attracted to them. My body likes hot , well endowed , successful men. They make playlist that says forty nine year old sex lists . You guys, if you want to hook up with them, I am serious . You should reach out to me. This is I should not gatekeep this man. I was hanging out with my friend Taylor yesterday. Yeah . She's asking about you. And I was like, let me tell you, she is getting dicked down so hard like she is doing fantastic . Not enough, though. It's a real problem. We're telling Nicole about all that's transpiring with cyber and all the people. And I wanted to hear it because she's got a lot of unique perspectives. She and I are a lot alike. I'd wanted to compare not es. What are you doing? Everything is new and exciting. It is a beautiful experience. This would be great on his end because I'm like, That's not bad. I can't believe you stock sells yes . I am a golden retriever on steroids . That man is he's okay . He's fine. He looks like a crazy, okay . So I'm talking for a minute, forty five minutes, right? It's a great fucking story. I'm talking date by date . She had the forty five minutes up there. You had the forty five minutes of us fucking around at the rodeo. And then she turns me and she's like, Lindsey, what do you got? I'm like, nothing . I'm good . Even if I did have something, I wouldn't say it right now. No. You ladies needed to talk and talk . You guys needed to get your dating stories out and I love to hear the jury because it's very intriguing to me. It is the one thing Nicole was telling us , she goes on a date with this guy and tells him she's like, I have a savings account. This is my credit score. I have no debt and on average this is how much I make . And I was like, We have so many questions . Why do you tell someone your credit score ? And when do you do that How far into a dates ? And like are people doing that I don't know. I was like, Is this what people do ? I'm not sure . Mhm , I don't know. And do I have to do that? I don't think so. I think that she does it because she wants to know their credit score, their income, what they're coming to the table with. She's looking for a provider and she wants to have kids and she wants to know that her family's going to be provided for. So I think having that financial information is really important. So she's sharing it so she can get it out of that. I love everything she does. Whether I choose to do it or not, it doesn't matter, but here's another girl in my situation and I want to compare notes. What are you doing? Right. And I feel like you can figure out someone's financial situation without being so direct and asking for a credit score and how much money you 're not fucking around with time. No, she's not. She has a date Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Get it girl. She's doing reps until she finds what's right. And you know, now I'm all smug. I'm like, great guys are out there. It only took me fifty years to find one of them. You're gonna be fine. Let me tell you how to text them and let me tell you how to do this. And let me tell you that. Well , but I'm not wrong. And that's and I said, please , it's not that I know this. It's just that in the last six weeks, this has worked for me and I'm sharing this. Right. And she's been taking different approaches with different guys. She's like, I don't know, nothing has worked out so far. I'm like, well, keep on circling back. Try this, try that. So I think you guys have some good intellect to share with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was it was fun to kind of , you know, it's like media influencers. You rarely meet them in the wild and to be able to compare notes and how you're approaching these things. It's pretty interesting. Yeah. And since I got married as a childbride I. even D haveid a che cking account back then? Didn't you have checking accounts back then? Wells stage coach just delivered bags of money right to my front door. It's called Austin . Can we go to Olive Garden for fancy dinner on Friday or not? It's true though. Yeah. And I'm like, I know whose credit score is better than my book. He wanted to join checking accounts at one time. I think we talked about this back in the day and I said, fuck that, I'm not doing that. And then I will ask him for money for the things that I want to do. Yeah, yeah, one hundred percent . Because that's how that works. It's true. Well, you know what? I'm sorry. I thought of one more reason why I'm excited to leave . I'm excited not to smell his smell when I walk in the house. Yeah . Oh yeah, the scent ooh, that's like a fun game. What is the scent of your house? I don't know. Are you gonna have candles? Of course. Yeah, yeah, should I Yeah, this is a right answer . Of course I actually the other day were society where we wanted to go for a walk. We had the dogs. Yeah. And I was like, Lindsey, where do you want to go for a walk . And then I gave her a couple options. I said, Do you want to go walk around DU, Denver University Campus ? Because it's gorgeous. Do you want to walk around Harvard Gulch? All of which have really pretty trees and uplighting . of Both 'em have a great vibe. Ice cream shops near both so you know , six a one. Yep. And I'm holding Sunny in my arms, ready to get out for this walk. And I was like, how about to you? That walk is really not gonna give us what we want. I just, you know, I think we're gonna get more of what we want by going to Harvard Gulch. So then I have Sunny in my arms and I take her little paw and I'm like, I made the wrong choice We want to go to Harvard because I'm like, I'm so sorry , but it was the right choice. It was the right choice because the walk in the campus is very small . Yeah, it's real tiny. Yeah, real tiny. Harbor Gulch is so fun. It's so beautiful. There's trees, the ice cream shop. I just thought there's me ten thousand people like waiting outside that ice cream shop in December beer co. I don't want to wait in a crowd of people, but the neighborhood's much better. The neighborhood is so much better. It was lovely. Anything else? Wait, let me quick . This is Freaky Friday. You have notes on your phone. Everything is freaky . Everything is freaky Friday in our lives right now. I know . Well , let's just say it's enough All right, all right, never a dull moment over here. The end . 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