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Coor s likeike why you're sad and sad and poor Oh What the fuck? poor. I'm toorre I cycled a gigle because I'm thinking that is what you're coming at me. Okay. He's not really attacking my character. I just Oh, you know which one I? But takeake your meds Hello and welcome to this wee's episode of Honlely Smarlist. I'm Chelsea Tronu, is Dctror Lindsy, and sometimes we're smart, but we're always hilarious. let's go. Okay, weve decided to have a midlife crisis at the exact same time Welcome Welcome to the Sit Sh that is unfolding at a very rapid pace. We are having a hard time catching our breath and processing every single thing that has happened. Th those two dumb girls that got fired together in their late thirties have now decided any up the levels some of our midlife crisis together. Let's get divorced together time. Let's move out of our respective houses I thought you was together. Really what? we're together all the time anyways. Let's just take it to the next level. Let's just move it together Are you hearing what we're saying right now? My mind is fucking blown. These two dumb girls that you listen to every week And you have for the last four years. We're making our dreams come true We're making our. I as Chelsea would say in the Moogie trailer We've got one more shot. Let's go. The fact that we're doing it together changes everything. Yes. Anyway, so Lindsey, tell me what's going on in yourck. What's going on The last few years I've just been very restless, feeling very torn, unhappy, distancing myself from my husband over the past few months It's just getting worse over the past few weeks. It's really been getting worse and A handful of people in the past few months have been like, you seem really unhappy. You're just not yourself.. I know. And this is people I don't even know that well picking up on that energy. I know You had like salad in your teeth Yeahah,it seem sad. That is kind of an offensive word for us. I's like, no. I'm like, I'm not sad. I'm happy. It's a Disney princess. I'm want to fuck my way into happiness it kills me. So I look sad apparently, even though you know, I'm always happy and bubbly all the time. I guess not enough Then like two weeks ago I was just sitting at home Reading a book, My my own business out of my lady lounge And all of a sudden I just F into tears, unconsolable I had a breaking point. I don't know. what happened. All of a sudden, my mind snapped. like amm I in a psychosis? and am I going crazy? I don't know feels like it's like someone hypnotized me and they snap their fingers and they're like and Cos what So then my husband is like, what's going on And I am crying. I'm like, I'm so unhappy, so unfulfilled. I am feeling so attpped, so stuck, I can't handle it anymore. know this is coming out of the blue, but I've been feeling like this for the longest time. I just snapped and I was just like Okay, that feels good to get off my chest Of course he was shocked. He's like, what the fuck? He was angry. He said some really mean things. Fair enough, you're mad. You're reacting. Did you say mean things? I did not say mean things. Okay, so we don't have to say mean. You don't have to say mean things. I guess I didn't say mean things because I have already been processing for a really long time. this conversation. Like you knew what you were going say. Yeah, It was your three by five card. It was bullet point, bullet point, bullet point. It was like, I'm just, I'm not happy here. I'm not comfortable. I think I need some space. I need to live a bigger life. I just feel like our goals are not aligned. We see the world completely different ways and Then he circles back with Well you can't make it on your own. You're poor say this Like what you're sad and sad and poor Oh What the fuck I bore I'm tore I know I cycled a giggle because I'm thinking that is what you're coming at me with. Okay He's not really attacking my character. I just Oh, you know which one I But Stake your meds. No It was not a productive conversation. I just had to lay it all out on the table for him. We circled back later and of course we had plans with our friends ag go tubing and I was like, if we could just not be mad at each other for the next, you, six hours, we'll circle back and argue later. That'd be great I loved her face. So then, you know, we hang with our friends, fun time, whatever. like we can have a fun time together. That's not the issue. The issue is that We're just so disconnected and He thinks that I live a delusional life I do. I do because being delusional is a lot more fun than reality And if you are delusional enough, everything does come true. So that's all you. We know we're delusional. You have no idea how much we've been sucked up into our delusion this weekend. So we are so far It basically was a come to Jesus moment for both of us. We're both unhappy. Like He has not been in it, I have not been in it So it's not like it's one sided cycle is we fight, we make up. he's nice We fight, we make up, he's nice. and he's mean. We fight makeake up, he's nice, he's mean. Which one did you stop on? We fight, we make up We're on he's nice right now. He's trying very hard. He's making me dinner. He's like m you such an effort, like whatever you want, you can have it And he's giving me all the space I could possibly want. I think it's good for him to reflect on the things that I'm saying and how We are just different and that's okay. He's at this point where he's like If you're going to call it, just call it. like just let me know. L night Chelsea and I we went out and we came back to Chelsea's and I texted husband I was like, Hey, I'm just gonna sleep over Chelsea's h And I usually don't sleep over here. neverever Never because I live right next door. But I was just like, I'm tired and I just don't want to go home. Uh So my husband proceeds to call me at twelve thirty And he's like, whereere are you Are you Chelsea? I need to see you. I need proof that you're there He's like, I'm coming to the apartment right now. I' to see you. Like I like I'm sound asleep and I wake up to that So not at two AM. he finally calls. he's like Come down right now. I need to see that you're here. I go up And he's standing by the elevator. I opened the door, and I'm like half asleep. My hair's like a shovel like George Washington. homeomeover style I was like, I'm here and he's like, happay forth to. Freedom Mie. he's like, than you. you to see that you're here. Okay, bye Sightly, I come back up to bed And then we wake up this morning I roll over, and I'm like, guess what happened last night Austin was here And you're like, oh shit because he also called my roommate asking if you were here and how to get in I'm like, okay, he was on a mission. He sounded like he was on PCP. Yeah, who the fuck How are you? Like what? You haveve never tracked me down a day in my life like now? Yeah sat in at psychosis for about ninety minutes. Yeah. Very long time. I drung out. just to lay eyes on you. Uhuh. That's a lot of work just to see your face. I know U So when I go home this morning And I'm like, what the fuck was that? He's like, I don't trust you. I didn't know where you were. You never stay over at Chelsea's house Why would I believe that you're there? You've been off acting weird. Yeah. I'm like, well, that was fucked up. Yeah. I'm like, you had to see me with your own two eyes. like so you don't trust me. Okay I proceed to take the best shower of my life. I pack up a few bags to say elsewhere for, I don't know how long. As I'm about to leave, I I'm like, hey, so I'm gonna go and I stay at this other place. I don't know how long I'm going be there And he's like What He's like, we need to talk right now Okay. And he was like So I'm sorry that I did that last night. I know it was really out of character for me, but it's really out of character for you to stay over at Chelsea's house and you told me you were going to be home, then at the last second, you decided to text me, but you're not coming home. I didn't have to text you, but I did. and I wanted to let you know so you weren't worrying about me He's like I'm hurt that I didn't hang with you all weekend. You don't want to hold my hand or let me touch you. He's like I'm all in, but you're not giving me a chance He's like, it seems like you've kind of already made up your mind, but you're not telling me and you don't really have anything to say to anything I'm saying. I'm like, I'm just taking everything you're saying and processing it. So I can circle back at a later date with my thoughts Corporate talk Uh huh And he wass just like He's like, you've just been off and he's like, this is just out of the blue. And he's like, I know the past few years have been really hard. And like I know that I haven't been the best husband. I haven't been a boyfriend. I haven't been treating right.f the whole time I' just like hm. He's like, you're just sayingm I wasm I'm agreeing with you. Like, yes. And he's like, you can stay here. I'll just stay in my room. We can be roommates literally. roommates that don't see each other. He's like, you can text me when you want to be home. You can have the whole place to yourself and I will stay in my room and you don't even have to stay. And I was like, Well, for now, I just want to be elsewhere. and he's like So we're still together. We're just taking space from each other. I'm like, yes, let' spin out at work. 'cause the last twenty five percent of me is like, I don't know. C we make it work? But then I'm like If I make it work, I'm still sacrificing my happiness and everything I want to be doing I might leave you. I know It's just like I'm so mad today because I did my hair my makeup. I went too cge my car and then I was crying and I was like, God damnit. I fucked up my makeup. I'm just trying to ye Yeah, wrap my head around the last few hours. There's a lot going on. This happened like ninety minutes ago. You guys hear how quiet I was. I haven't heard that story before I just want to be by myself. Remember last year when I houseat the house in my dream? Yeah. and it was like There's no TV. and we were just quietly sitting in our separate bedroom. It'll be like that. He's like, if you decide that this is over, he's like, I don't wanna be malicious. Oh, but a lot of things will be changing. Oh. And I wasm like, Well, that sounds malicious. It's like, no offense, but you're poor and you're sad That's what that sounds like. Is it Stick with me able take. I know sound four well we're fine So yeah, so that's where he left An indication how he's going to maliciously get back at you. I don't know. It's just going to be about money. It is just going to be about money Is he that much richer than you? Not really He's putting a timeline on me like is it a week? or is it a month? He's like, I need to know And then but at the same time, he's like, you're not giving me a chance to change. Like I don't trust that you're going to change. I said this to cyber or whom ever I've been spending time with I deserve a minute to get my bearings on a very important decision. Can you give me a fucking second Literally. Why do I have to give you a decision right now? I don't know. I know I know, giveive me some time. Why is time to think about something not an honored commodity I know, I'll just need to get out of this house I need space and time. Let me fucking breathe. He is the one that communicates And you just kicked in the fucking floodgates with that one. My didad. You kicked his teeth in. I didad. His emotional teeth are gone some adentures, the blowry is what the poor bucka guy you're a good wife, Lindsay. I am a good wife. You do what good wives do. I sure do. That is a real motivator for that individual And that energy is going be redistributed. Youre moving out means you're not your eest for. I have so much K, your thinking so hard. Y is twitching. Should I not say talk? I keep talking for goodness skes. She's kind of hard.' You give him a blowing every day. Yeah, or you have sex every day. You take that away, that man is gonna fuck Rumble H. and then Be that's very important to him. Yes, it is. notot just like, o, I really like it. It is something that is important to him and his constitution is a core thing takeake that away because only you can give it. Yeah That energy is going to fester. And you're gonna get it. You' comm to be malicious, but you're gonna get it. and looking at LNC in the eyes. like my right eye is like and my eyebrows like twitching Yeah, I know. and it's so bad that I could see it. you know how normally you get a twitch and you're like do you it? They're like, No I find myself stopping when I So yeah, so that's whats happening over here. you want to blow shit up into Uhuh. Ilda Literally it was like june twenty first, B'rey's getting down to the end of the w. Shut up and now let's fucking go Anyway, I will keep you updated and you know, a lot of our listeners are excited to support us. And they are like, hey We know you guys are going through some stuff And we're really invested Any chance you could give us an update real time throughout the week because suuper exciting and things are changing at such a rapid right? Because it's you and it's me. Yeah. Anyway, I went to Mexico two weeks ago Wh I sold my soul Oh, I was a doozy Okay, what happened in Mexico? I had the invitation to talk business in Mexico Beautiful scenery. All right on the beach, penthouse A lot of shopping trips re close Something magnificent you cannot see unless you fuck your way there. literally. No way you can see it And that's not great But you know, You can only fuck your way there. Geez, Louise. What lot of cliche. I'm such an idiot. And you're like, that would never happen to me nice lady from Perry Hills. You know, you can't live a life of yes and shenanigans. If you don't bite, you got to be in. Are you in? We are. So I had to do the thing. You're going to dangle the carrot in front of me. It would be foolish for me not to Did Why was it bad was so bad you guys, it was so, so bad. It was so bad It, uh And so Yeah, that was a tough one. Lindsy texts and says The sweetest thing I've ever heard anyone ever say, I'm tearing up thinking about it. She's like if I was there, I would give them a blow j. And I was like, oh my go, this is wed I ever heard because last Saturday she was married. This Saturday I would have made her fuckem. Now you get out. It's your turn. It's your fucking turn. I'm tired of taking for the team. I am starting to get resentful Have you noticed that lately that I'm like, I can't be the only one doing fucked up shit all the time. I appreciate you playing a different role Yeah Be I am doing fucked up shit, but it's starting to become you have been taking one for the team. It was just that it was it made sense. Right. But now you know what it is becausecause the Annies have been ued So much higher I'm at risk a lot more, sure. Ifer a number of things And it's not all nefarious. I really need a buddy system at all time and I need you to get on board with being a fucking shit show Hot girl, We having a midlife crisis together prancing around and two little you close, looking like lesbians You guys sure you don't do three sums? You mean threeree ways? Oh, we don't do though. Thank you. Okay, so what's my big announcement? Well, I'm gonna move out too And as soon as we're done recording here, Lindsecy and I are gonna move in together. Hi Yeah. so that's what we're doing. We're going have a content creating machine of of house This's gonna be quiet time. We're going to make content. We're going to be able to speak freely and move around freely and do our content freely. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity You know, these things don't last forever.. We have a very narrow and generous window. Yes. going on in your neck of the woods? Okay we manifested the fourourth of July of my dreams I've always had a hardart on for Fourth of July. I always want Americana. I grew up on a lake, but d this year it exceeded it. We were with hot people hot interesting dynamic people, our age. Yeah, everything we've ever wanted. Turns out I went to college with them. I'm like Was I cleuer than I thought? You must have been. Josie Grossy wasn't as disgusting as I remember her to be. I do not believe that. It was the greatest weekend of my life So fucking fun So fun. Everybody was attractive. Lindsy and I were there together. We had mushrooms I was Holden court making people laugh. Do the song and Pony show, bringing people together. I felt really obnoxious because I was so fucked up that I was getting very self conscious, but I'm always aled anyway. But at least if I cultivate the party, I'm always apologizing for who I am and I'm sorry No need to apologize. You were perfect And everyone enjoyed your company. Everyone was having a good time. We were laughing so hard. And especially the first day, we were like gigglefast city and second day at the pool was the second day at the pool trip However Other people are also on this bad trip. This is the thing though Everyone was so concerned about us not drinking. And I'm like, you guys No one cares. Why are you making it such a thing?one making it awkward. Exactly. How are you guys doing? You're okay? I think maybe because we were the new hot girls. Okay. I ye like Can you see me Well matter one eye them this morning after I got my things Yeah I appreciate them tucking in, but at some point I'm like, you guys, I'm good. Can we talk about some things What do we do about that? You know, everybody's got a persona when they get fucked up. Yeah. You see a different side of people when they're fucked up? What do you do with that? How much do you make a decision off of that? When I was in college and I' still drinking. and I get really fucked up and everyone around me gets really fucked up and you see a different side to them. Sometimes I could not stand person when they're fucked up. I'm like, goddamn you're so annoyed. But okay, this is temporary and that's just who you're going to be right now because all other times ninety nine percent of the time, you're not that person That's what I doal with right now. But I think The people that you spend time with If you're with them, ninety nine percent of the time and they're sober And it's a good time I can look past the one percent of the time that they're being an idiot Wh while they're fucked up I'm asking you this because I have no frame of reference of hanging out with people who party So like Okay, everyveryone's so worried about me not drinking? Well, how about this? How about you cut me some slack when I don't know how to interact? So I don't know what's appropriate or not. I feel homeschooled when it comes to hanging out with people who party M I wasn't really fucked up yesterday. I'mself just like laughing, giggling, have a good time and I still participate and what I notice is that when people are fucked up They don't really notice that you're not So you can just be you, bad. First day fucked up awesome. Yeah A Scond day not Second day was a lot of feeling. That's what happens. I think maybe taking shrooms two days in a row is not the move. It gave me a feeling of people who have a stick when they go out. Hmm, I see I don't like sticks that make people feel uncomfortable No, you aren't doing that Because some people's shick when they go out is like they're just a wild crazy one and like they're gonna everyone is shenanigans. or like this person's always going to get lost or like this person's gonna to lose their shit or like this person's dancing over there. Like everyveryone has a shick when they're fucked up And that's just like, okay, let's just like Chelsea get Chelsea. but like, I don't like this Okay, those are cute ones, but I'm thinking like like saying inappropriate things, Do know what I mean either in like in the spirit of a joke. Yes, and that is what a lot of people do. They do. Yes When people are drunk, they say dumb ass shit And they'll say it over and over and over again. Creepy That's just that's just just being drunk. You can't help yourself. You find three things to say and you can't get off that record. It is a loop I didn't know. That's what I remember from drinking. It's like I can't stop saying the exact same thing. This is a real adult party. This was a real adult party. These adults are so cool. They were so fucking cool. They so hot. Claudia hit me up. I was hitting on her so hard. Like I couldn't stop. It was be like an out of body experience Can I just tell you this DM a regular is becoming Wh because I'm afraid I'm addicted to good . Yeah, that that happens. And now I kind of made a fool out of myself Nothing no no. It's just like, yo, I have a problem now Because I mean We have a thing where it's okay to be like super cerebral about the thing. be like so now great job awakening this thing for the first time ever, what you might call a fifteen year old boy. So now I got this beast on my hands And now you're like Now what? like Now you're just like Num one rider Well, I get it, but if that's not enough, what happens if it's not enough? You're like, well, it fuck Do you what I mean? So I caught myself being very like And I was like, yeh, that's so pathetic, but it is because it's You know what I mean so now you're gonna be w waiting around. Hey, can I come over? H Hey. Oh, you came and I didn't. That's not long enough for me. I don't love that So balance and schedules. I'm a fifty year old lady who's waking up to her sexual revolution right now. So now you're like, I got what I wanted. I think you just have to fill in the gaps and then Call me. And the swap. You have unleashed the beast And now you want more That's okay But how are you going to get more? I don't know.m not like actively doing it, but you're like I don't like waiting I feel like you shouldn't have the wa I don't feel like they are making me wait in a world in which was even you could have sex without having to be like, What are you doing Do you want to hang out You you wantan to watch a movie You know what I mean? Oh, you just want to be like, hey. I'm free for the next hour Right here right now, right here right now because there's a lot of times throughout the day I would like to now I really want to do. I see And then last night, I only said I love you because he was having a bad trip and I wanted him to see it like when he left. And now I look like a fucking idiot who said I love you. But it was only like post like, you are in a bad trip. I love you baby so much. now is it like Was it said again today? No, no. No. It was just like, I mean, his response was, o, maybe I love you too, but you know it wasn't like a real It wasn't the intended version. Let me tell you something else that's wild that happened this weekend I was making a new friend. and she was telling me about herer swinger lifestyle? Yeah. I was like, tellell me more.. How do you get involved? How do you meet these people See, look what I'm dealing with. I got a whole new person. I got a whole new person over here Yeah while I Jeez,ing. Let's get some ice cream after this. I know. Serious. And she's like, you know, it just happens organically. It first happened when I was eighteen It's just fun community and now I live in LA and happened again and I had to get out a little bit though because it wass just gonna get a little bit toxic, but u She's like I was just a vagina at the end of the day. I don't have a partner to go home to and I want someone to go home to Oh, Oh, yeah I imagine that you start to feel empty after a while. And then I invited myself to LA to a swers party because we are empty ins. That sounds good for you. you're like, Ts out I am emptyide. I am empty inside actually. perfect for me You've always wanted to move away. We're going to move to Europe eventually. Yep. We're going go to Spain. Yep. That's right. Well, That's what we said we wanted to do. Yeah. I think now would be a good. I think it is. why not? Yeah. So let's just figure some out. If you guys think we're just doing thats for the plot, I mean no, you're just lucky to be able to participate in our plot. This would have been our life either way Mhm. Well, I think the level of delusion that we have leveled up in our lives. It's just been a spinning wheel. Now I think we finally decided to put some What do you it what do you think it was the thing that finally cracked us into being full blown crazy? Be we are fucking nuts. We are fucking nuts Psychosis, I tell youa. We' so fed Do you understand how old I am? I'm fucking forty nine. She's thirty three I don't know. That's what I told you. I was just like snapped. I'm like, oh my go. I think You're right. It was like June And I'm still working at the gym I have people chirping in my ear all the time. I'm picturing my life in five more years. I'm like, this This is what I'm going to be doing. like L I just can't handle it anymore. And I feel like I'm in a good spot. Uh, Financially, I'm not poor. I think mentally I can handle a lot of change L like, what the fuck not? Do you mean to tell me? doing what you're doing right now makes you poor. So if you didn't do what you're doing right now, which is being poor, you would still be poor. Yeah. you're fine.'m fine. They're going be poor either way. I know. I mean what the f I know this is why I stayed as long as I did. I don't want to be poor. I know. I don't want to be poor. My life is going to be very inconvenient And things will be a little bit harder. We do not know what to do here We have no clue what to do, but all these people that we met this weekend They have been married. they've been divorced. They've lost a lot of money. They've made a lot of money. They have done it. and like they're still standing They're living, they're not even phase but not even phase. They're just like, that's just life And then you're like, oh yeah, I'm like that's right. And her new friend Claudia, she's like, my mom says I thrive in chaos. I'm like, I think you're just living life and it's not that deep. Just keep moving on. I want to get that tattoo.. It's not that deep. Cyber said it was the best sex he's ever had in his whole life His whole life Not just number one Rider, but best sex in the whole life. Oh, maybe not When asked where do I rank in the best sex of your whole life? No guess I didn't realize number one writer means something different Oh He like hopped off and he was like, number one wrider. I didn't really think that meant a compliment. I was like, no, you're really good at that. I heard it was like a symphony There's a buildup. There is a crescendo. There are multiple instruments happening at one point in time. Hey, But the thing is, I didn't know he felt this way. So I'm like, hey, tell the girls here while we're at the pool party all tripo. Kabin Mudroom. notot him, as girls, but as girls And I'm like, tell them what you said. And he used words, adjectives that I didn't know were possible And so he's like, no, I feel everything. I was like, wait, you do. So I'm hearing his take on this whole thing real time with you guys. I'm like Please tell me everything right now and make it good. go back because I missed something about myself And he's like, No, I feel it all. I'm like, you feel it all And it's like, yeah, I'm like Because guys, you know, with all the yoga and all the ballet, I didn't even know I was doing it, but I was just like, A B CD. o? So I was like let's see I was like, I have come a long way. Like she's been training her whole life for this And it was a beautiful time to say all these things. My body very drawn to that thing and it is a real problem I know. I'm just laughing because while he's telling that story you was like standing up and you're sitting down on the pool deck and like your legs are up in the air and you're like You're like, oh my God. It be right here I can't handle it. I can't handle it. It's so hot. It're so hot. You know It was really hot. I was just giggling. It was so good. I was like that was very descriptive. I am happy that you use all those words. S symphonyon. I am like a Iro. I was like, good, sir, you We'll go down in history I don't know what number you end up in, but Nicely up You, you're such a freak Yeah. behior There's a whole world out there And we are going to live it. Yes it, Yes, we are. We're going to live in it. We're going leave the hills. We're going to pack up the closet You guys believe this We can't even believe it You be really helpful with all this because it's so As if we had something singular to focus on, like a record deal because what a great time to harness a lot of energy for something one hundred percent this I we already have so much energy freed up I am, at least T haaving space. So what are we doing for July? I know Let's see, July. July is content heavy , Well, okay, you have your first influencer deal It's gonna take so much work. It is. yes You try to be an influencer for a day work. It is legit hard work. I do want to double down on the influencing content creation, UGC stuff because that's going to be a really good money maker for us and now we have the time and energy to do it. So let's buckle down and get some contracts Yeah, yeah Oh, I love that we're gonna have a content creator have I know I'mcited for a change of scenery So fucking wild Don't let me forget to get my meds today All right, should we go get your meds and get some ice cream? Oh yeah. Yeah. to you guys. This is awesome. Gle up everybody because it's gonna be a bumpy ride. All right, makeake sure you like subscribe follow at Aley Smarless Instagram TikTok, YouTube, wherever you get your podcast. Share us with all your friends and send us some DM's and some well wishes and we'll see you next time Bye All done O Do you think it's our best Pret high up this