The Afikoman and Closing Thoughts

Aari just said, where's Jacqueline. Fch I was avoiding She's avoiting this room this room. this smell. It does kind of smell. Yeah. What is that The last gu your belly button They ordered food and it stunk up the room. so then they decided to spray. they'll tie What Are they all tie?? No just who's they? Sonny? the band. Yeah.'re not all tie. Did you not look at them? I did, but the restrester couldn't tell. I couldn't tell him. Jake Jake What's everybody in the band Besides the Put on your headset, they'll talk to you. Oh Oh yeah, he needs to. before he's comfortable, he needs to know all your ethnicities. I need to knowethnic. I know how to pigeonhole you all. It's important. Part of the new culture. What was everybody? What's the lady? It's a black The lady, two there was two ladies there. Well, one lady playing One lady playing. Ch Chinese. Half time What's the other half? Also Chinese? White. Okay. What about the guy in the end? I said Filipino. Also Thai? Chinese and Thai. Chinese and Thai. Yeah. Everybody a good delivery service these guys could make. Oh my gos. What a fucking high level late night seamless these guys could do if they put down their instruments Can't decide. Don't worry about it. Go to the band. We got burgers, we got Thaieag rolls, we got kung Po. You know what's funny? Sunny and the Black Pack are like foodies. Really? They are. And I can't tell you, I had to make them stop. They brought in I was gaining weight They bring in every 'cause Sonny's like your skin and bones. corct. That's right. that was you. was Is that why you made me stop, how you? What? had you told him like, I think you kind of cut Michelle off and bring in stuff in, right? His wife. Is that real? Is it because you werere gaining weight? Because it's right here, I don't wan tona eat it. I'll eat what I see and you guys bring in like the best foods. they bring in, not just Thai foods, but she's a good cook But It's such a Jewish quQveetch. You Jewish food. It's not what I wanted. You're not a Qetch? I am too. You recommend We do that. etch Do you know the word etch? I do. complain over what complain over nothing. Is that what that means? more or less, right? It's Yiddish, right? It' Yiddish. Is it You you speak Yiddish? No. J the How's Austin going? Oh. You're not there anymore. I was never there. I thought you were there. No, I just come by and just tell them they're not doing as well as they should, then move on.. Do you do that? do that. You say that? I do it all the time Rogan Everybody. They're not doing as well as they should. They're doing great. It's a great exciting new scene. I just try to like Don't get too high in yourselves. Needle them. Yeah, everybody. You fetch exxcept Texasuse. What? It's a misuse of fetching. Fetch is complaining, not like Right. Comlaining. you're not doing as good Hazer, maybe? I don't know. Hazer's taking too much. being a p much. Oh, you should see my Jewish friend at the Yankee game We got on field batting practice All he was like, Hey, can I get a ball sign? He wass like,. And then he like wait t they were talking He's like, can I get another ball sign? Be we all leave them alone. But he's standing there with his pants down waiting for them to sign the other ball. Yeah. it would be Yeah, you can't just get one at a time. Fettching. Oh, we got o. Oh, he put it up. What does it say? It's this fetching pronounced Ka fetching, we got that. Derived from Yiddish refers to habitually complaining, whining or grumbling about minor annoyances That about And that's our heritage. That's that's whator no yeah, it's like, oh, there's too much free, great Thai food in here. Yeah Yeah it's bugg and man. But they do that. They'll do we complain. find a way I'm talking about they like it's not us. But it's not it's not it's like more them than us. No. I mean, more like the older generation, like, you know, That's that's that one. I guess so. older generation. The green blasts is stuper is too cold Now it's too hot. Yeah. Well And then just right. Isn't that the three bears? N the Green Yeahah, it's right. That's the same story. It started with the Jews. The three they were the Beerrsteins before they were the bears. That's right, Beersteins. The troop is too hot is a crazyest story because like where you Beerstein. Wait. Just wait until it's not too hot. Right. It' be the rightot tperature. They just That's funny. I never even thought of that. Put some ice in it.ere Do I have any ice and free cherries? Free cherries. So you buddy, have you brought back what happened the first time? What's the first time? The first time you did a show You did the show you're doing not happening. This is not happening. Yeah. Do you know what that is? I did it. I love that show. but I did it But I think I did it after you were I booked you and then the show got taken away and you stayed. So he had a great idea, which is love me to say show. was great. I love it. I loved it. So it's it was called This is Not happenaing. It was a hit it was real. comom was doing real stuff. You could tell a real story. you know, and and and it was set in. I remember I went there. I was so disgusted becausep b I was like a strip bar. It was an old strip bar during the day. I'm standing at the pole whichich has probably hugged a million unwashed vaginas. J Jo's, yeah. Yeah. And then you just tell a real legitimate did you just take off a hospital tag? Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to get off NarcM. It's a guest pass. It's guest pass somewhere.' T tacky from the comedy store. They say I have talent. Guess what, dude Wait, at the comedy store? finally made it. You knock get talent. They I've never gotten one. It's a Netflix F festal, so they don't want chuds going by Chuds Chuds. I don't know that term. Chodes. Chuds. Choodes are boners, right? No They are penises that are wider than they are long. You got it? Do you know that term chode? Chud. But you know Chod Choded, yeah. Yeah. What's it ChudD? It's an underground dweller. You know? Kyle. It's an internet inl often used by the left to describe someone with far right reactionary or antisocial views. No, look up C period, H period, U period, D period. The acronym Yeah. I should know it. Why? Becauseuse you're far. That's crazy. The left and the right have fucking takaking thedsut Chud underground dweller. There as it says underground dweller. Okay. cannibalistic humanoid undergroundwell dweller. Yeah I I just always gain popularity as a pejorative term In late twenty nineteen. No way. It was in Chud for so long. But they didn't get the movie right? Yeah, it's from a movie. movie? I think it's called something whereere the grout opens up on an earthquake and they have these guys Is It's not called Chud, right? It's called Chud. It's called Ch It's called Chud. Yeah. And so I view was undesirabable. peoplee bothering you just like ugh tacky People're just like, you're all chuds. Jerk or loser. There you go. I fuckking hate when the left or the right grabs off the fucking words. I' I didn't know it. I feel like such a rug rat. That's not bad. That's from that cartoon that was on. you remember that cartoon? What was that cartoon? C In the nineties. That's right. That's right. Wait, that guy bugs buddy. What was he on Yeah, you did that story. It was great. I loved Yes, I loved doing that show. And then so what was what happened to you originally? So that was your idea, right? ide did we did it at the improviside room for like a couple years. What was the idea? This didn't happen J tellell us tellell some mushroom stories. It's a bunch of people cover up back to tell some psychedelic drug stories on a night. I wasn't doing shit in my life I'm sorry, don't mean to curse your fan base, I apologize.. But it was like, all right, fifteen people showed up. can What did you say that my fan base wouldn't not? I cs, but I'm sorry. You could cuss. This is not you Yeahah, we just don't say you can't say cut, right? You cannot. What What is the word we can't say? You can't say cut. Can youpes R? Yeah Grape. Grapes. Yeah. But you can say singular Grape. As long as it's not multiple people suffering. Okay.way, go ahead. Crapes? No, okay. So you were telling was great? It was such a fun G so Marin did it, DS did it. Everybody did it. St you AG? No, just the first one And then it was like, this was so fun to watch even. I didid you go and pitch comedy central? F first we just did it again. I was just enjoying what happen at the club. Yeah, but this was like the side room of the improv before was even built up. So it was just a black box. And then we did it again a month later for like sex stories. and then again, we just kept changing the topics It was so fun and the comics kind of loveved doing it. right. Big comics They said improv got mad at me because they're like they had some fucking, you know lineup of chuds in the main room and then and then movie. That's like a callback Yeah. Without even a joke that. Yeah. That's my jam. That's my jam. If you want callbacks with no jokes, I'm hon that People don't do that. That's like A Ccapella Yeah, Hallbacks. But then they saw my lineup in the side room, the forty person side room. They're like, wait, you had Jim Jeffries, Bill Burr, Burt Kreisher and Joey Diaz. Why are you in the side rooom?, I don't know. I've always been in here. And they were like, L, you can't have a lineup like that in there. And I'm like, what are you a great show? Yeah. What are you talking about? That's the room I'm in So they moved me to the main room and then we started doing in Montreal Organization, you know what's back I het Yeah, go ahead. you started doing it in Montreal. And then it became the late night vibe. We did it at Cleopatra at transsexual sort of strip club. Yeah. And it was like doing it at a strip club, it was like, you walk up those steps, you see the faded pave' in there. faded like photographs of these strippers from like the eighties and the night, and you're like, you just enter into a dark place in your heart And then you see like comics telling you awful things. But like an audience might be like, no, no, I'm in a place where this should be allow. You know what I mean? It's going underground to rooms. I like that better than mall rooms. Right. And it's just like everyone got into it Russell Peters. All these people would tell like really dark stuff. And it was like And Comic Central was there probably at J. It became the hangout. There was no late night shows yet. So they're like, we'll put you on. Nobody ever respected me there. So they were like, you can do at eleven o'clock But every night and it became the hangout, instead of going to the hyatt or whatever, they'd be like, let's go see our show. and they'd all hang out in the side there and seem really cool. I think Jimmy Carr would show up wouldn't do it, but just like you'd hear a muppet laughing in the back. you know and you're like, all right, Jimmy's here. It was just a fun hang. I like watching the shows too. Eventually they were like, we should do this on TV. Comedy Central. Yeah, on YouTube first, then on TV And you were but you it's your show. My show. yeah, I ran, I booked it. me and Eric Abrams. But you owned the show. Yeah. And you were hosting the show. Hosting I remember seeing you host editing. I know. So then but the show continued and I got booked, you booked me and then you weren't there. What happened? I went off to Southeast Asia Let's go meet Sonny's dad. You are My dad's dead. I know. I was there. I held him in my arms. Wow. He said, tellell Sonny eat as much as he wants. That is the opposite of what he would say. Trust me. What a crazy song to walk into. That was wild. So you go after Asia? So then I came back and I was like I had a special I shot myself And then I was like, I was like, this conversential may be an offer for money. I was like,, well, there's your offer, but I kind of don't want to do it on conversial. So I came back and then Netflix was only booking like celebrities at the time when I left came back, they opened up the doors, because they got Chappelle, because they got all these big names burn. they were like, all right, now we can go a little broader. And I came back. I saw Ryan Hamilton at a special and the Lucas Brothers. I was like, wait Are you guys doing non celebrities now? They're like, yeah, I'm like, bro, I got a special. It's a twoarter, so I can't really even live on regular TV And're like, Yeahah, let's talk about it. And then they were like, yeah, we'll buy it and then Cy ential. They was like, what not Buck.id you have an exclusive? No No, obviously, I didn't do anything illegal or wrong. Yeah, exactly. And trust me, if I put out an anti a homophobic tweet in that time, they would have said, we're not doing your specialty anyore. There wass no contract or anything. So but they said was this much bigger platform that would bring eyes to the storytelling show. But didn't you have didn't you have any ownership of the show? I did totally. So they couldn't really kick me out. So what they did instead was They said, Hey, we're going to shoot in about a week. We're going to put all your st staff out of work. A week. It' good luck paying their rent with this money. They didn't take other jobs. All these comics who had an opportunity were going to cut them so they're not going to get the opportunity. All these guys that have worked with you for going on three four years now Yeah, they're going to have legitimate trouble like paying their mortgages and rents and stuff. because it's like you know, you're freelance, you take a job and you don't take another job. If you go to a eventue you know and they go, we'receling like, bro, could have filled that week. Right. So I was like, no, don't do that. And they're like, well, we're in our rights to do that. We had twenty episodes, we'll cut it down to like eight. That's allre And I was like, bro, that's crazy. And then like you could walk away And so I was like so then we started suggesting who would take over. Rogan was like, all host for free for you U I suggest that. they're like, No, I'm like, you don't want Joe Rogan hosting for free. And what about Rogan one week? Sagura another week, Bur Krushchher another week? They're all like, we'll do for free. They they go, No. And then I'd be like, all right, go we want maybe you go to minority. like what about Ali Sadik? He's part of the family of us. they go no What about Miss Pat? She's like, you know, we've kind of like kind of helped launch both those people like No And then it became pretty clear anyyone I suggested they were gonna to say no to. Okay, becausecause it was my because they hated me. They were losing their grip on the industry. They're not even a network anymore. So most of your listeners don't even understand what Comedy Central means. They're a stamp in the bottom of South Parks. That's all they are. theirir production house. Right. So back then they were the only place to go for comedy. I be able to do eight specials a year and then that was it. Howie Mande here, let's be honest, we are all tired, overstimulated and juggling a million things Most supplements feel confusing, hard to stick to, or just plain weird. 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I said, Where's the host? I love He did a good job He did a great job. did a great job. A of pressure. But did you get? so now even on those shows, did they pay you? id even though you weren't a nominal fee. So I'm a bit of an elitist and they were like, I was like, you can't put my name as a producer if I'm not producing it And they're like, you cateed. your name goes producer. I'm like but I'm But I'm not producing it So you could shift money to pay me someere else that you should Cannot put your name on his producer? But I'm like, but I'm there so, how can I say you an agent He did not tell you that you take the producer credit? I had a manager who was kind of like doing like the wrong thing by me trying to pay their own mortgage and like, you know, getting points on it. The keywd I just heard was had. Yeah. ye. ye. No, I stayed with him for a while and then later some month, however whatever, but like I've got time to think about it. They all did be really wrong putting pressure on me emotional like 's really evil emotional stuff, They're crying on the phone to say you need to do this. I'm like people I trust it If I had to do it over again, I would just called Rogan and said, Hey, I want to go on and say what Viacom is doing to me and then they would have cved It's a bunch people out of the industry now. Like they're all out of the industry. So they thought I was an open micer, they could do whatever they wanted and I'm just too much of a say the C word. Yeah you can. Yeah. Oh it. What want to say We don't have this is not the network television Great So you just wanted to say the words, they have nothing to do with the story. They have nothing to do with it. Yeah You can make a list of You can make a list of words. Do any black people work here And that's all the words I' going to use. Okay So what I was gonna say was, but this is intriguing. It was crazy. I actually talked to the last the only guy at Cerenceential is on my side is a guy named Ryan Um found me for them. They were like he was like they were all had their industry darlings. They like they go have checklists of who they should book. then Ryan. Moran. He was like, this is guy already, He's funny. I don't why guys don't know him. don't fuck with him So he kind of got me in front of them and they were like, he's got this great show and they all eventually like, Oh, maybe, maybe so he was like and he was like, I don't know they're doing man. I saw him a couple nights ago and he goes, I was looking back on all this. and it was just wild. None of us stopped to breathe. don't I'm not even mad at anybody anymore. Because I got my new show, I did it myself now. So But you're using a different name Yeah, you know, legal shit. But so you don't own the title? I don't own it. They don't own it. it's illegal Both their lawyers and my lawyers are like if you go on with it as you open hisself up to a lawsuit, I've tried, but then ViacCom was being sold in the meantime and then nobody wanted to make a deal But also T a new place. Where is it? Is it you? No, it's at my website, direct to consumer. behind it's behind Paywall selling it to people who would like appreciate the show Six fs. four if you get four bucks a show if you get all seven seeven episodes one hour each How many comics on each one Three to five did you shoot it already? or shot it's out. Thanks for asking Thank. Thanks. I thought about asking Jacqueline. Yeah. You know, we had a whole episode about living with terrible fathers. I was available. I love the show. I I know is it up now? It's up now, but we're two dollars discount cod We'll give our listeners. you got to go to Ahafir. com. So here are the comments on. The first episode is me commentor on Thomas G. I'll just tell you the big names Tom Saggura Napargotzi Chris Stefano, Miss Pat U Joe List, Roywood junior came back to do it. We did a story together about everything that happened and then he did his own story, greatreat one Um Bobby Kelly, Sam Tallent skillis andance soda Toty Hench Cliff. It's wild. I'm forgetting people for sure. Not me. Why you forgot to call me you've already done the show So So they N She. Not Shane and not Tony. Oh two two, you're right. two of them. Two of them D I had a spot for you, but then Shane said I want to come, so I had to like Shane has all been bking this over. I did Shane's podcast in I know I asked Shane to do mine. And what did he say? No way? Just yesterday, I just because he's in town. No, he's still packed. He everyveryone's pulling at him in every direction. He's huge. Yeah. and they want to glam off him. Yeah He just, u I think you just saw out at the Hollywood Pall the other night Yeah, you just sell out. That's what I was trying to say. Yeah. Anyway, but you' you know he wears pants now that cost over three hundred dollars Why do you know the price of his pants? Iess at him He doesn't take the tag off. He wants everyone to know. I Google it Why Google pants? Because he used to wear pants like mine and I could recognize he's wearing nicer jeans and I was like, I want to make fun of him How much Japanese denim? You can tell it's Japanese denim. It look good. What'sap It doesn't look good. I don't know what Japanese denim. What's Japanese denim, Chud, Chud. Look Japanese denim. Denim is American, I say. Yeah, but they do it better. I think even levies are made in No, it' not San Francisco anymore. don't know all Ameran w, wit, wait wait Japanese denim is world renowned. renowned across Cal quality. by high quality princes utilizing Iish American technique. Nice.es. teechnique. Yeah. trraditional rope dying and shuttle looms to create a durable quality. Selvage. They They look good. Selvage. Thank you. Yeah. They look really good.yway, yeah, he's pulled all directions. So everybody's like, could do my thing is like Put put a picture of She Gillis wearing jeans. Can you an Shane Gillis with like a I want to see I want to see his pants. Eating human flesh? No, I want to see his pants. I want to see Shane Gillis's pants. If it's from before. It won't come recent pictures of Shane Gillis in pants. In pants.'s gonna be a toughw one. No. That's be a high level Google search. Oh there go. There there is That's from before. Beautiful dogs from before who' spending thousands of dollars on clothes. You think what a picture did you see I saw them live.. We talking chang. We were talking about who's chang and who hasn't And it goes I haven' changed and I looked and I was like Th che cost over a hundred dollars and it goes You're such a shoe, I know. such a shoe needler. You just look at him saying you have needl. I see what you did there. You put the two in there. Jake, put a loan on that. Jake, Thank you.' be post will'll move it up closer and it'll be like seamless. Yeah, nice. L Japanese jeans so close. Oh my God. He doesn't watch this show Are you gonna do more episodes? No, I needed to finish it off. I was doing this because there was a giant hole in my heart from a show I didn't end correctly that got taken away, didn't finish on my own terms. and it was for eight years. I was like kind of like moving on, doing fine, but that part of me was suffering. Is it like a Patreon thing where thisil It's just behind a paywall. so it's up for stream for Where'd you shoot it? I shot at the box in New York, a place you I could not go. Why can I not go? I know it, but you know, we get a lot on AGT, on AGT, a lot of the acts have been found and performed at the box. It's like a burlesque. It's like aner a burlesque. It's so fun and cool. I don't even know how to define it. You've been Yes, I have. I don't know how how would you define that? I don't know Like a burlesque like a kind of burque. But not a sex room, but also their sexuality. It's burlesque is more like classy. But I feel like this is modern burque. Like if people look at like reggae, they go Bob Marley,ike that was seventy years ago. L it's updated A lot of the acts that we get a lot of them It was a dancer guy, not a be. There's like some guys. Yeah No, but the weirdest dances and the most innovative new way L I came out naked and then just pulled something out of her. squat and then like went like this and it was a halter drop And then she pulled something else out her. Have you seen the woman that name? She got dressed out of her pussy? Have you seen the leather The leather, You could say pussy. I don't know who you're apologizing to. The woman who had leather in her pussy. What do you mean by accident Don't they all have le other pussies . if you put leather in your pussy, do you have that? Do you know No. Do you know that when you get a certain age? Yeah. Your labia goes back, shrinks back in? When does Let's go How did you know that It's. What are kids for? What are kids for? Can I ask you a question? kids with homophobia? Do you eat bocks He wants to know if I go down on your money. I know it I know what that is. No, that's what he wants to know. I understand. But I mean, it talk about Germaphobe. This is a real life situation, is that Yeah, but I won't shake her hands. Ear muffs. No, no. I would. I do. But I won't shake her hands after Okay, so she's like, good job. No Wh comeome on was. I heard a story about you from I think Corolla. It was really, really funny He said he said, u you were at a movie screening or a theater or something like that and you had Popcorn. Yeah. was your well known Germopho, probably top one St even right or below you? No, I think he's not as well known as a Germophobe Better joke writer than of us. He was he's well known as a Germopho. He was here recently I saw him last night at Louiss in the back. I was like, who You guys could be like brothers now with those Sort of, yeah. He looked like I thought he was a grip, but then he had such confidence because like he looks like just like a worker. Did you talk to him? No, I didn't recognize him. But he was like, he walked with such confidence. I'm like, is that the best grip in L.A? I was like, Is he the most sought after grip? And then somebody' like that's W what ourg Where did you see him, Ed what? Louis's backstage Oh, is that at was that the Hollywood Bowl? Yeah. Yeah. How Sall we say you have popcorn and you offered either you offered it someone or someone offered it to you and they reached into to your popcorn thing, took a bunk, got went back in, and then you're eating out of it. then and then Corolla was like, How we Just correct me if I'm way wrong. They goes, Howie, you're germophobe But you'll let people like put their hands in your popcorn to eat it and your answer was Adam, I'm crazy Okay, I don't think that's true. No, he's told that story before. He has? Yeah Adam has. No, but did I would I do that? It doesn't sound like something I would do. I believe that you some thinking about it. Yeah, yeahah. You weren't focusing on it. He wasn't focusing on it. If someone brought it to his attention, that's it he's not. takeaking another bite of that popcorn. But if he wasn't even thinking about it, then Yeah Yeah, right. maybe. But I am, you know, it's ebbs and flows. It's just hands Hand on hand mostly. Yes. So you beat ask N you eat ass. You wouldn't like it if I did like hand on face. What about right out of the shower Uh Even if I just took a shower I would Okay. let me ask you a question. Take your wife out of this. Okay. She's dead In this scenario, hit by a bus and you're twenty years younger. Your child is right here She was also killed in the same acc. Thank God.. Okay. all right. now the story. Al It wasn't a quick death. She suffered quite a lot. Thank Yeah. everyone to be there. Where we're going with this? Okay, so they're gone is my point. Okay And now you're going down on another check. Very clean. A clean chain. Yeah, but you're going down her and she does this thing where she goes down to her vagina and does like that thing Yeah to make space for you. Yeah. So now you've gotta put your tongue like there, but it's so close to fingers What do you do Oh. That's a conundrum. That's a conundrum. That is a conundrum. Oh my God. You just made that story so upsetting. You just took a story on a horrible term. You don't have to consider wa I can't' not about I can't even Oh my God. Wow. Think on it. You When I'm there next year. There are weird things. talking about people dead. I justw that guy in the paper. I'm from Toronto. There's a guy in Toronto who is a drummer who died, and he loved drums. And why are you laughing? Does make sense? Look at a barry in a drone? No, look, that's real. No. Yes. She's speaking. He's dead Can they move his arms like electronic robotics? No, that would be ridiculous. That would be. Yeah. The C Toronto musician sits behind drrumkit at his own funeral. L what like I don't know. That's not traditional in the Jewish religion. What if you're crying when you go up to him, like you're emotional about it and you gotta see him. What I don't understand you'rery. You're a relative. You're going up and like you want to see you've been seen an open casket where you're like it hits you when you see them. Yeah. ye. you You've always been so sensitive. I know that about you I don't know that bothers me. I don't know why that body orr this? The fact that they would take his body. Yeah. He had to have wanted that, right? That's not without your permission, thing. Well, what bothered me is the color. What? The colors. Now what? What's what bothered you You're talking about the clothes. Yeah. Okay. No what Soorry I't mean. I' o, I didn't know what you were saying. Oh no,' not the color Rimhot col. What? He can hit rim shots faster than Jake. In your face, Jake in your face. God, damn, wayit to prove the po I don't know. I brought that up and I have nothing to go make your deceased loved one into a table now W What that? What do you mean? For the resin? Oh yeah. Yeahah, they put look like like a Jurassic Park. The mother put down a mother coffee table made out of dead mother. No You don't have to be that specific with your searches He's a geezer. That's the one I know how to use the internet. There it is. Google, the thing that Jacquel was talking about with the table and the person. That's it. That is it. Wow. That is it. That it can you can put he just hit the picture of the table. You had so much stuff and now you're moving on. It's okay. How do you afford a band to play a specific song to guests coming in, but you can't afford full sizize TV That's we just put up today. That's a new you get from your garage from two thousand six. state of the art. You have this yard built in. Yout know the truth. I collect old I have a lot of old. It's not even a smart TV. It's not. No. My And then I sell all the old TVs, you know you can get Sven is fire seventeen cents a pound for the old TV's? I sold hearts? No, I just sold. I did. I did. Who sells who for a pound? I swear to God. This is from today. I sold I sold. No, I believe you you were having me sell your stuff on things. No, but this you found someone else You didn't We sold pounds of TVs. We sold, I got forty seven dollars in TV sales today. You touch money Well after it's been, don't bring it to his attention.ark. Do spritz money? Yeah. You smell the lysal in? Yo, my friend Ryan O'Neill, we went to Machu Pica. We hiked five days to Machu Pic. Ry You hugged? No, it's a comedian named Ryan O'Nill. He will never The dead guy in at coffee table. Not the dead guy, notot the one from the Kubrick movie. And you went to what? Machu Picchu. I know what that is, but and you did what? Five day hike. Okay.. We stayed at lodges and every time we'd be eating You would love this. Silverware Sritzes. And sanitizer. Oh he's your so silverwear That's bad for you. I don't think that's good. I thought you'd be so for that. Well, I think it kills bacteria, but you die from whatever chemicals are an. let it. Where did you go to the bathroom as you're going climbing? and wereeren't you climbing? Outside? Yeah, hiking, fiveive day hike. You have a story, I remember the last time you were here, you told a horrible shit story with climbing in Australia or something you shit on the guy under you or something Yeah, and actually I shit in in Runyan Canyon. Oh good. didn't know When you were going. And actually I shit you're doing that. Thank God, it ended on Runyan Canyon because I thought you were gonna tell me something I could say go for a hike you guys. Yeah, we werere on Runyon Canyon. I had to shit so bad. You guys, o You guys aren't Jews. Jews get it. Sometimes we gotta shit harder than most people gotta shit. You know that's dangerous. What? Shitting hard? I mean, shit faster. It goes. I'm fine too. I'm way past comfortable. I gotta go right now. The space for a non Jew, that lasts a long that's a long arc of life It's a weakness amongst our people. That's a. J specialized That's all, I don't want to call it weak, but we don't waste time feeling like a shit coming, you know, right back to business. You're not helping our situation. That's how the Western Wall was built. We all shit really fast and use that as speackle That's good. That's why we are good we have good memories. that's still that is. becausecause if it's hard to shit, you know that's dangerous. if you push. You know who else has good memories What do they say? What animal? Elephant? Elephant. What do we have in common with the elephant? They never forget. Nope. Poops? Nope Nose Long nose, Long nose Run your camp and had this shit super bad Come on I mean, is he is he at the coffee Brit running Where does he go between each thing? I don't think he knows what's a joke. How do you know an elean never forget? He's quizzing them. He's quizzing them. Yeah. But you're talking about pooping. I was reading an article where it's very dangerous to apply pressure. do you know that? I do. I bleed constantly when I shit. because I bleed. Oh, yeah all the time. You bleeder too. He just got He just had surgery last week for hemorrhoids. Yeah Inn. Well it's technically the fissuring makes me bleed, but what I thought was a hemorrhoid is an enlarged skin tag. erest It's an old hemoroided skin tpe. Oh, interesting. And it bleed sppicy food related? No, I don't really like spicy food. I just I wipe till I see red. Oh, overwiper. Well, Germafolk. No, Yours manifest in a different It turns to red. Yeah. Youre wippe it too hard, you're scraping Yeah. I've been there too. But he's very. For him, he won't stop until he sees red.'s how you know the browns Red means stop. Brown to red. Exactly. Yes. Thankk God. the traffic lights aren't brown God Youed like cue. What? He just needs like some kind of cue. Howie Mandel here, you know, you don't get skin like this by accident. Last year, I introduced you to Fishious Finery twenty five Momet one hundred percent pure Mulberry silk pillowcase. It helps your hair and for me, my skin, it keeps me cool and comfortable all night. Upgrade your home with Fishious Finery Luxury Esentials, from certified Egyptian cotton sheets to ultra soft organic cotton towels. Save twenty percent with code Howie Mandel at fishersfinery dot com d Everything's finery. fishious finery I didn't get behind a bush in Runyon Canyon and just shit and then all I had was a Pepsi Zero can. so I'd put that and I'd wipe it out like that. There was no other way to wipe. Runyon Canyon's probably the worst. It was about Runyon Canyon. Wh are you losing the whole Pepsi? That's the ultimate Pepsi challenge. You had it on I gotta have it Jake, Jake. Oh, Jacob! the fuck is wrong with you? The fuck. Is he like relearning how to play it every time? I know. There's nothing. Is it was the order on there? Hold on, let me do a YouTube search. Oh. What was I gonna say But you put it on your hands? Yeah, but then I kept That's all I had. It wasn't like this is what I decided to go for usually. C could a leaf, a piece of paper. It's dry. A rock. It's very dry in Ra Canyya.. So you had Pepsi? And then I rubb my hands in dirt, you know, to try to make that emulsifier and then emulsified This is why he's scared of hands. What I read an article on poop. What put that article, that poop article. What is the poop article? What does that say? It was ten years of memory I poop with excessive force. come on. It's real. You can't quote a new source that just says news.? It's not That's made Send me shit doesn't mean it's real. Look What does this say Who's the source? News And it just shows a picture of a woman and then it just has a statement This is how they get Yeah. D. They just get people to believe stuff with this and people like, I know what I saw. You don't believe that? Then why not quote the source? It's real. Itsot up. From where. Noes That's start from the news. From the news. It's from Tet's algorithm. That's my algorithm. That came up in the middle of the night. She bashed your head from falling No, She loses ten years of memories after she pooped with excessive force from pushing. I believe that you could like pop a bloodell on to a car accident is what happened. Why did you get in a car accident? Because that's how she lo forehead What's her thing on her forehead? That's What do you see? She shit so hard it popped up and hit you in the eye. She got banged in the head. No, that thing above her eyebrow? Yeah. I think that's a shadow. What is? You're seeing it closer. This's like a black eye. Yeah. No, so that's what I'm saying. you when you put with excessive force I would have get. You can have an aneurysm. You don't think you can give yourself an aneurism. That's why I believe it because of that M.air fair, f, fair. Fair? Yeah. I just think that could happen. So if nothing else, I don't think it's funny. I don't think it's I just think it's informative and o it's a warning. Oh o. You don' You don't think that's funny that someone shit so hard they forgot T years of their life. Ten years, but also Iagine. so you lose. You know what else you lose during those ten years? The fact that you just went to the bathroom So you're like, what? Oh, I gotta shit. You don't remember, you just did Is that concept that concept as it was coming out, you thought it was gonna be better I did. I know. I did a ribshot that. This is no, this is the time Jake was correct. That' right. one fucking time Jake was correct. I was concepting it as it was going, I'm like, it's not com to me. Oh, so the none of these things that come to me are real? No That you send me at three in the morning? No. That bubble thing was. Did you know are bad for you if you leave them in the fridge? What He hasn't got that one yet. hasn't What is bad for me? I pulled out my headset. Oh boy. I don't know where. You can't hear him now? I can't hear you. It's right here, Dad. Wait, stop. What? Don't touch his hand. Will you touch your daughter's hands?? Well the other side of her hand. I touch. I touch my hand and I have OCD too so So I'm Do you really? Yeah. What do you got? OCD Do you think it's genetic? I do. I do think Could it be related? Yeah, but we both go to therapy and we're really you want me lift table? Guys are spazzes. Wna say spazz? Oh, that's cool. say spazz. Im just want to clear it for her so she. You just wantan to show up your high tech table. I don't know if it's showing up. this you think this is impressive? Yeah. Wow, with one figure, you're so strong. That's very impressive. It is. I'm impressed Well, be impressed. Anyway, what were we talking about? But you don't It's crazy. That's the coolest table. So you can do it standing up, You can like type standing up and shit that's. We can even do the podcast. Can we? Yeah. I think we're out the shots. Arere we Are we the shot? Yeah, it's just well, it's a cotch shot. It's just two it's on girludio. Oh you're change the camera There we are. There. Thank you Thank you. Thank you.. Okay, we'll go back down. we'll go back down. We'll go back down. now is this it out of focus?. Can see us I to pay I want to pay extra for this for tech work. Are you doing Are you doing standup too? I getting back to standup. I took about nine or ten months off. Are you gonna write a new hour and then record it and put it up and Yeah, but it's gonna to take a while. I've never been this rusty in life before to. This is the rustiest? I left. I went to South America for Seven or eight months. Why? justust as a regroup. L some fun. Shit in the woods on the trail. Yeah, definitely should.id you do the whole Ayahuasa thing too? Not this time, but yeah, I've done it. Now this time it just didn't really come to me, so I didn't want to like force it. Are you happy? Bro. Yes. I finished my show. that was fucking killing me for so long I finished it off. Just generally in life, you feel Yeah. I feel like I'm of all the comedians, I might be the happiest. That's wonderful to Yeah. I think feel the stress that they all feel. How can you speak for all the comedians? Because most comedians are not happy.' I think it's a good guess. But like I'm up there anyway. I you know What do you wantighters crying on the phone to you about their lives?'re like What do you want in life? What do you want? I'm doing it. I hang out with friends. I creative. No aspiration to be connected to somebody. married or No No No, I'm just I'm happy I'm happy hanging I really like hanging. I like seeing you, I like seeing you. I like and whereere are you with the Jews? Yeah I love them. Jews a rule. Yeah. No. I heard my friend Danny Brown is he's a rapper kind of an underground really independent cool rapper. And and I asked him about the Kendrick Llamar halftime show. L, what do you think? And he's like an art world He's kind of like Richard Prior of rap, which is so cool and weird. What do you think know bad baby has been there since yeah, but I did' not Bad bunny. Baby. Bunny. Yeah. But's got the babies and the bunnies mixed. I go, what did you th think of the Kndrake Halftime thing? He's like, Dude, it was so high level. It was so good. And I was like, you don't like Drake? He's like, No, what did Drake rules What do you mean? So it's like, yeah, you can like lots of things. because they're fight, doesn't mean not got to fight. Yeah, but there were some hidden messages in that show that even I What show? D that baby? No, Kend Kendrick. Dissing on Drake. Nice, bro. wayay to use the Young Pk' Ads. Dissing I have a post there. this thing is not a new word. I was Was I too much in the sh? This thing is not a work. No, I just want to make sure it's even. Thank you.. Hold on, I make sure this is. What are you doing What was I gonna to say? But did you watch the did you watch Gy Bunny? Yeah. Yeah, it was so cool. I thought it was like the best one I watch the hal time shows I've ever from Latin America. I watched it from Brazil. Oh wow. It was all the way down. I had gone through ten countries at that point and the way he like was just unifying ere the people you were sitting with wereere they sitting with you watching the show in Latin America going, what? No fucking English? No, no, not at all. But it was just a great way of looking at the world. And also Puerto Rico is North America. I was in America. So it was like it was just I was just lo that. And the way so many hidden messages and all thatuff all that all you think from like, this is America where that guy was the first the first one I saw J just putting everything weird into mean something else. Why does he have see us sitting on a car? Wh It's all mean something? He was doing all that. Yeah. the hangout in like New York, Puerto Rican places where they're like, let's have that lady used serve us. W they have did that with a place here in LA. they did that all over. That was probably more Americana than any one ever the biggest artist in the world. I know. And he has all these hits and it's like we were relate to the game on it. was fine, whatever, but we're here now and it was like, Oh it was so good. Did you get a chance just wanted a fucking grrammy before that? Did you get a chance to see the kid Rck show? It was. No. What was the kid Rck show? You don't know that Oh, that was a simul cast at the same time for the other side. Like the puppy Bowl? Yeah Yeah exactly Kid Rock is hosting the puppy Bowl now. It was like that. It was not it didn't It didn't go off without a hitch. I think more people probably watched the Puppy Bowl than Kid Rock. Puppy Bowl used to rule and it was always a fight at S bl parties of like people are like, What's watching Puppy Bowl? Like, shut your fucking mouth.'re gonna watch halime show. Do they have weird clips from the Kid Rock S showow? Is there Is there anything weird? You just like is what do you mean? kid Turny Point USA had their own What's Turny Point USA He was really spent some time in Latin Ameria. You're talking about the Kendrick show.. You've been gone You're like a year behind. Dude, I was off the news completely. You know Charlie Kirk? This is why you're so happy. Yeah Yeah, we had this was and in a place where people weren't talking about I heard someone was like, Who's that Charlie Kirk guy? So he died and I was like, So he had he has an organization called Turning Point, right? That's his organization, which his wife took over and they did their own halftime show because they were upset. Did they have their own Super Bowl? Yeah. No. It was their own just halftime.al to have a game too. No they didn't. No. No game was trying to get You have it allite football game and then have the This is halfime show afterwards. We you need an all whites football game. Was Is there anything that just depicts like something that went to li I think Kidck Rose by the way. Kid Rck You ever see a video of him? He's in a rocket ship that's the middle finger or he's going up. He got to look that way It that That's more recent. I mean bot with the bot all that was sick, but is this something is this a funny is this a No it's just the half it's just a halftime. so it's is What? Yeah, look, seeee the bottom writes this two. It looks like AGT. Yeah It's got the production values of AG. No AGT has the production value. I don't knowGT yourself. Okay. This could easily be America's got talent, bro. for sure. This sure It's shot the same. But think of it at the same time as Bad Bunny is doing whatever you saw. Who would watch this? Well then and then all this light And then all this you're not going to play any of the music because it doesn't matter, but they're having such a blast. Well, yeah, there's they're having such a good time. and And it's in what's the runway? You know he's going to use it. O way coming out. He's coming out. here he comes and it wasn't it out of sync? Yeah. G It was totally out of sync. So you not listen to me when I say yes and then you go guys. you sync relationship. His Your voice just goes right over his head. Yeah He doesn't hear anything like Frequencyies did you say? How cool is Kid Rock Yeah Yeah. That was badck. You saw bad Bunny. Yeah. You could have turned the channel and been seeing this. I do not think this channel was available. This was not I wasnt. It wasn't available for anyone. This was not on a channel.id't wasn't it was streaming. You had to go, you had to go this. still bringing. How's Kid Rock? Look at him still fucking bringing it. You know why? was because he's not No because did you see his workout video with? Adrenamer Chromes? He just sucks on adrerenam Chromes like every celebrity. Did you ever It works out with RFK. Yeah. you't that do long have you been on clearly. This is not would never fall into my new cycle of kid rock speaking. This is taking speech classes with Han Han RFK take off their shirts. Wh don't to rock Three more. And there there me five more. I don't think I can, Howard. What's it called the sauna together? Th a sauna together. And then they got. didn't get hard, but he had that he had a a Rcoon's dick that was really hard. What? He had a raccoon's dick that was. I't see RFK's body. Damn, he's cut. Yeah, no he is. What? RFK shredded? Yeah You didn't know that? He came here were you in Thailand? He was here. Who RFK? Yeah. He touched things. W he touch your hands? Look at him. Look at him and Kid Rock in the sun. putut on Japan Jeans on him. He's wearing Japanese jeans. You brought a fucking workout machine into the su. What do What are you doing wear his pants? That's so funny. now you're wet How lucky is Cheryl Hines. Look, that's all Cheryl Hines. That's a Where Where kid? Where's Kid? Did you really miss this? Are you Are you fucking with us? I don't know what any of this is. No the serious. The context of this doesn't even make sense. This is not news. There's no context. This just popped up one day. Yeah On his social media. Whooses Hbs? a Why does he keep swimming with jeans on? rock and drinking milk Be he's changing the pyramid Look at that And that's what you missed. That I have heard before this that he's trying to change up the FDA and like get us to eat less. I was in Peru, GMOs are illegal in Peru. They won't let you have them there Are they bad? Yeah I've always been kind of a health nut You know to help great. Let's come. Yeah, good. You don't have to help him. He's there. He's got his own sense of timing. Jake Jake sense? No. you know what? He's always say If you talk to Jake, he'll say, why rush things? Now sometometimes the joy is in the waiting Yeah. The joy is in the silence. The joy is not you don't have to rush anything. Howie Mandel here, let's be honest, being tired isn't the problem. It's when your body is exhausted, but your mind just won't slow down. You lie down, the lights go off, and suddenly your brain decides it's showtime. That's where native rememedies, ten in one sleep formula comes in. It's a blend of ten plant based herbal ingredients, including melatonin, magnesium, and chamomile designed to support your body's natural sleepwake rhythm and help promote a calmer, more consistent nighttime routine. To learn more about native remedies, ten in one sleep formula, visit nativereemedies dot com d How I missed you. Jaceline, I missed you. We missed'sice see faces. I've gotten back from eight months agone. I' seen people haven't seen in a year or even seen them online. Do you feel like you it's a culture shock to be that and then come back because I feel like you were overwhelmed here. Like the artemist I'm just back in America seeing things fresh for the first time and you're like,, you start noticing things you didn't notice Like when I lived in LA, I didn't notice how phony people could get. And then when I left it came back, I was like, Oh, it's like you know what? That is one of the most Beautiful observance is I was observant. No of how this city is. I have never heard Someone encapsulate How they perceive People of Los Angeles like you just did, and I am so moved by how he is able to just quantify The whites of Los Angeles. Hollywood. I would say Cape Town does not suffer from this They're not f. They're not phon It's Hollywood. I look at L.A as Hollywood. The same way you look at Veas. You don't think there are really shallow Korean people? Oh, I'm sure here are. Walking around with Japanese jeans pretretending they're their own. Sure, right. And some black people can't play basketball We're not talking about the out. think you were. I think you were. We're talking about generally, in this town is rife with it. You want underpants? Sure, What are you kinding you got? Man madeade. No. I machine made only for me. It's getting better. It's getting better. Yeah. It's not like Jake made these think. These are That's funy. You can't you don't think people are phony here I here so you can't see it. She doesn't know, but. But I'll be honest with you. I don't. But I think the fact that you're innocent to it stop creates a glow and an aura around you that just eviscerates like you're emanating warmth and joy. And that's what I'm getting No, I think people here are real. Not only are they real, but they' they project An authenticity. they pretend for a living and they let it carry off stage. What? But that's a why let be real. Do you think they're more real here than a Little Rock? I think here people are who you see and who you listen to is not who they are, but who they They're putting on mosts all the time Nobody wears masks. No, no, you're missing the point. Let's try this under. You're missing the point. I want to explain it to you in. I'. No, no. I I would love to hear. Take a color. Yeah. Pick any color. Like let's say a man made underwear gray. Okay, gray Gray, some people would say are Yeah. No, it's void of color, right? Is gray a color? No, black is Back is no Black is all colors? No color. White is all colors. suunny things Back is all colors.'s what Sunny's It's bullsit. Sunny's wrong White is all colors. White is all colors. Sunny able. Okay, let's go with red. let's go with red.. It's greatay. halfway between red and white and black Well we're talking about realism in the real the realism of people. Yeah. Let's choose to is the color I picked holding you back? It's not like that's I have to do. Let's go blue Why are youre saying that because of Israel, right? No, because I'm seeing something, dude. I'm doing fucking The usual suspects, whatever I see, I'm just still going for it. All right, but we're not phony. Blue for his I'll tell you something, even regardless of what color you are Yeah or you see. I feel that this town more than other towns, the realism and the ground how ground they are in grounded pure love. Yeah is Is this a setup This is a real moment . I haven't seen act like this insane elsewhere Manmade underpants are a brand from Canada. These are my people. Would you be a large? You'd be a large. I'd be a large now. Look at this. Feel those Jocie turn around Why? you take off your pants all the time on stage Is not your thing? Oh,'s just Jake. Jank. Let me know when I could turn back around. Not yet. Okay . Can I turn back around yet? Not quet. Okay.. All right, give a turn around. Okay. Let's see how these Let see how these work for the rooms Well You are Jewish. They feel pretty good. Aren't they good? They're soft, right? They're very soft. Yeah. Can they use that last three minutes as their commercial? They're on air commercial. The man made people. Oo, noice. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Canad you have to take those with you though Let' see how No fuck you. I. was legitate. thought That was just hands. got legitimate Oh. You're great buddy. That was his personal Holocaust You're great. I love you. I think you're I love you of the smartest people I know. I love the way you live your life. You don't you're not phony and fake, like our drummer. Yeah. You know what I love hearing from L.A. from an actor or actress when they're trying to talk about how like How much of a real person there they go? I still hang out with normal people And I want to tell them No one else refers to humans as normal people. Who has said that? They all have. Yeah, the Chick from Huger Games. I'm sure. Lking all of them You're the only normal one. J La J Lo, sure. J Law J Law J La. That's Jennifal Lwon. No Josey and the law abidings Well I hang out with people who have difficulties You yeah. I think it's great you guys have done this together as a way to like still stay each other's lives. Yeah. prettyty cool You seem to. Most of the time I am. Not now No now is fine too Jack, you got kids? Yeah too It's wait for me to escape them. Bne girl two Boyne girl Older girl, younger boy. Which do you prefer I just told them, it depends on the day. It depends on them. Today Uh My son So there is's to say I like you better right now. I like you better it depends on how they treat annoying. It depends on how they treat me. U ten and eleven. So they're at the age where they could be like smmart enough to be like a legit dick Yeah, ye. And usually my daughter's meaner to me. Daughters are meaner. My friend wrote a book on girls bullying what me Girls was based on Rachel Simm, She' like this brillant. She went to high school with me, but like Bully so much better than boys. Boy is at it. Yeah. She's really good at it Brilliant girl She's a far ahead of her eleven years. She really she's like a teenager already. What would make child smarterer than the National average What is it about a child that might or sense of humor? Make them Smarter Y sense of humor. But what specifically? Make one child smarter He's a Jew? No no Oh. Wow.ow. like a min reader. That's amazing You' got my genes. You' like you're like Yuri Geller or whatever that guy's name was. The amazing Creskin. Wow. Remember Creskin before my time, but I remember hearing about him All those mentalists are from Israel. Really? D't you know do you notice that Eri Geller is from Israel. Yurri Geller and because they're not reading minds. They're stealing people's prayers from the wall and then going like, So you want a new car. You lived in Israel for many years. Yeah, a few years. Israel is so cool. I talked to Kanye West about Israel the other day Who else he going talk to about Israel? If you really want the down low on what's going on in we should go. I said it's a magical city. Jerusalem is a magical city. Would he be would they accept him right now with open arms? Probably. He wasant he had mental problems. none of that stuff is I know, but just him and his girlfriend just he's got a girlfriend I got no chance? What Wait wait wa You don't you did see her We were all it was a bunch of boys hanging No, not when you saw him, or you were at the comedy store the other night when he was at the comedy store Yeah, didid you hang in that back office where he was holding court? He got the ox. He's playing unreleas songs on the other That's what that's what they were telling me. That's you were like a party of ten people sitting in that room and heJed for like three. Did you play his daughter' song? His daughter just released music. Oh, really? No I don't think so, but I wouldn't know. I was just hearing like six songs. Was it great just being there Yeah. It was so cool. And but when it was so cool. It was like, it was like All my comedy heroes How in him? It was so cool. And then a couple of like low level guys were like, what are we doing here? Yeah Who's a low level guy He, James McCann, Let's going Nicole from the store I kind of sitt there going like, it was your pel bghtom, right talk about those guys and we were just happened to be there. It was just a dumb nothing. were sitting in that bar area. Yeah. that bar area is so cool. It's like a speakeeasy at the back of it was the old Ser'os, you know,'s and they really cked it It's really nice. you want thisw way back by the way U, well, where give me a couple of minutes and you tell me when they're ready? I' thinking. Yeah. Yeah, it was just so fucking cool God damn That's great. I missed it. I was not there. No everybody missed it. It wasn't even part of the festival,. they were just happy to So then I went So I dropped my bag off we landed, dropped my bag off at Shane's hotel. I had to meet Pauly to let me in into he up staying in his place You're living it with Poly right now? Yeah, I don't like it unfinished S like he's got a house and then he's just got like thing he' like I about bet you I' got gonna to build this out But I put a bed in there for you. stay in there I'm sick. Is there plumbing There' Yeah, it comes out, it does not go down. So so it's not the best, but it's it's free Um So I went to get my bag from the hotel across street from the store that I had and she was like, it was like three AM. and she was like, How was your night? I was like, good Its like, yeah, I'm Actually, Lady was way better than good She's like, what do you mean? I'm like, I' just heard Kanye West play a bunch of like, unreleased songs on his phone And she was like What How And she was like, with whoom? I'm like, Dave Chappelle And she was like What I was like, yeah Dave Chappelle gave Kanye the oks and he just started playing Other songs, his own songs She's like, who else is there? Chris Rock and Shane Gillis Jeff Ross, was like, what Wh else? I'm like, Oh, ToyQually? She's What? Yeahah, that's way better than a good night. I was like, yeah She's like cazzy. Well, how fucking wed was this? to just a back bar comedy store. She couldn't get over it I was like,, you know, you just like, fine Then you're like now, that's that's understandating this Aazing moment. Yeah. that's life. I love that you appreciated it. You told me you saw my joke about him Really not What And have you been hanging out at the Hollywood Wall when your friends been playing? I did last night, but how was that It was cool. It's not the best place to watch a comedy show. Some music place. Did he like it Dy No last night was No No, it's great. It's just like as a fan, I'm like I'd rather have like a two two hundred and eighty seat club Yuckuck Toronto would be I would rather see a show Yuckucks Toronto than Hollyood But the audience must have loved it Oh yeah, I loved it. But it's better comedy is great in intimacy But like like they real pature But the check is better. in ill I bet I bet it was considerably better Greg Han kill how many people wentin on Ron Lynch, Kitlinger. G Hod short sets, and then Norton did like fifteen and then Louie did like an hour plus. It was his last time he was doing this material So we're all like pretty stoked on it. It's pretty cool. they record it I think he already recorded it. But then he was like, do it a few more gu guys. I think his special's coming out to get on Netflix. So he was like, that's it I'm done with this now, I'm done with my tour. He toured all over India, he went everywhere so It was like cool. he was kind of like put it to rest, you know L love that. It's cool to be there. It's fun of being around fans too you're like they're like, what are you doing here? I'm like the same as you, buddy. I'm f of this guy here to watch That's fantastic. And then I shook their hands. Thank smell. I don't want to smell your hand. I don't like the smell of Pepsi zero or whatever you used to wipe your ass with. Anyway, you're great. I can't thank you enough for coming in. Everybody's got Tw specials on Netfix now Is it it up? Yeah, liked it so much they were like, Hey, why of YouTube? First one That's cool. But I't want to we'll watch that. The What? The Juke special? Yeah put it put it up so that they can see what it is. Yeah I love that special. Thank you. I know. But millions already watched it, millions of people already watch it. So they pick it up and then I think it was one of those where it wasn't like people already saw it. They were like, it's embarrassing for us supposed number one comedy platform to not have had that special. So let's does it air now You can get I see it on Netflix. You Netflix, which is the same. they took it off. Look at all those candles.ook at that fuck It was beautiful. It was a beautiful set. It was a beautiful set. if you're making another special, would you still do it the same way and go to YouTube first? or are you going to go straight to Netflix? I would see what the landscape is like. It changes all the time Do they I'm not gonna to ask you specifics, but do they pay for it or they just put it on? That was just put it on. But that's great. Yeah. That's worth a lot. It's already up a lot. So it's like yeah, I mean more new audience Yeah. It's funny. how some people are saying that jokes mean something different now than four years ago because it's like of events that have happened. Right. Um But it holds out Yeah, holds up. I didn't see it too long ago. I started I had seen it a couple of times When you did it, you were in here promoting it. Yeah. And then lear Yeah last time And I watched it a little I skimmed it this time because you were coming back in but it held up. Thank you. It held up Thank you so much for being here. A Safir The show is called is it the sameame the end? So that's not o, it's called the end and it's available at A dot com And we'll put the links there and subscribe and And all the money is getting split up between the comedians. We're just we're changing the game a little bit. We're just paying all the comics from everything that comes in. they're making money on that. Yeah It' not's getting into the same. not going be a network could been Dude, you would have made so much I would have made Were able a forord a seven piece band Butbe maybe itll I know you say no now, but you never know. Maybe it'll come back. May'll. mayaybe if Harry Mendel has this great story You should just come shake my hand at the end of your set. If you're willing to shake my hand at the end of your set on the way out, We'll have have a great about a guy who has a great idea of a brilliant show that I loved and lent my name to and did. And then when the opportunity came to bring it back, I was passed over If you do a Passover special. I do a Passover one. Yeah.'ll st about the time you found the Afic Coan. Do you know what that is? I do grew up with you. Sunny. Jewish.ny Sunny Do you know what the Effy Coman is? I do not. It's a very Jewish thing. Okay, so what we do in Passover everys such a Jewish thing. is to against us, how we? Just do you know, you gonna explain this? They're gonna use this against us. Really? Yeah So we eat, you know, a lot of our holidays are surrounded by eating and then we take a piece of our food, specifically a matza, piece of matza unloavened bread And we hide it. we put it away for later No, you hide it. You hide it You hide it and then the children, hungry children who are left unfed Wh whoever f the hunt the food It's kind of like an Easter egg hunt. But they at some point, they're like, you guys go look all over the house, someone finds it. And then what does the person do who finds it? What does the young child do who finds it It's money, right? They ransom it off They say, I'll sell it back to you. You can't go on with your service without this How much you going gonna to give me It's a negotiation These are nine year old boys. I only ever got a dollar. you're not a good. That's why' if're your f now instead of st. I't know that you can negotiate. I thought you just find it and you give it and they give you whatever. There is no place you can you aced a dollar. I accepted a dollar Every time. Fucking chicks bro Anyway, Sunny Yeah When the podcast is over, when you feel that Jake is ready to play something countount yourself in and Play us out What is that mean? What's happening It's a closing song. See how long it's taking? That's because they need the drum beat to start way? Sure. No skid marks. No, don't even Oh I r wasashem Oh there, it's ready we go out? Yeah, yeah No, no, he's not ready. He's not ready. 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