Bonus: What Happened On The Playground?

Bonus: Air Bnb In A Weird Location

Jul 7, 20265 minSummary

In this episode, Jase, Lauren, and Clint dive into the often-divisive world of short-term rental properties. The hosts share their personal frustrations regarding post-stay cleaning requirements, debating whether guests should be responsible for tasks like emptying bins or unstacking dishwashers, especially when cleaning fees are already included in the booking price. The conversation shifts toward hygiene concerns, with the hosts jokingly expressing hesitation about using communal condiments or shared bathroom amenities like loofahs left by previous guests. The highlight of the episode is a bizarre anecdote about a friend of the hosts who booked an Airbnb in Bondi, only to discover the entrance was located inside an active Mexican restaurant. The group is left baffled and amused by the logistical reality of the stay, where guests had to navigate through dining tables and staff areas to reach their private room. This leads to a funny discussion about the potential pros and cons of living essentially inside a restaurant, questioning the limitations on late-night access and the absurdity of the property's unique, hidden location.

Best Of: More Crazy Baby Names

Jul 6, 202611 minSummary

In this episode of Jase, Lauren & Clint, the hosts dive into the polarizing world of baby names. Inspired by viral social media discussions, they explore the tension between choosing unique, trendy names and considering the practical future of a child who will eventually grow up to be a professional. The conversation highlights the essential filters parents should use, such as imagining the child in an HR meeting, potential playground nicknames, and the flow of the name alongside a surname. Beyond the hypothetical, the hosts share personal stories about family naming conventions—including the chaos of siblings being given the power to name their younger brothers and sisters. Listeners join the conversation to share their own experiences with unconventional monikers, ranging from the beautifully unique to the confusingly complex. The episode also touches on the cyclical nature of naming trends, noting how old-fashioned names are finding a resurgence while others risk becoming extinct. It is a lighthearted look at the lifelong impact of the first gift parents give their children, balancing the desire for individuality with the realities of everyday life.

Best Of: Is Clint Too Old For This?

Jul 5, 20264 minSummary

In this episode of Jase, Lauren & Clint, the trio dives into an existential debate about aging and the realization that their youthful perceptions might not match reality. The conversation is sparked by Clint, who recounts a recent weekend excursion to Melbourne’s trendy north side that left him questioning his own coolness. Clint describes his experience at a hip local tavern and a music venue where he felt starkly out of place among the younger, fashion-forward crowd. Between wearing a branded puffer jacket and feeling completely disconnected from the current nightlife scene, he suffers a penny-drop moment where he finally accepts his age. Jase and Lauren weigh in on the discussion, candidly analyzing how each of them is perceived by others, with Jase being viewed as the responsible adult and Clint labeled as someone who refuses to grow up. The hosts share a lighthearted and relatable look at the transition from being the cool kids in the room to feeling like outsiders, proving that sometimes, even when you feel young at heart, the world has a way of telling you otherwise.

Best Of: Have You Heard These "Wives Tales"?

Jul 2, 20266 minSummary

In this episode of the Jase, Lauren & Clint podcast, the hosts dive into the whimsical world of wellness-related old wives' tales. They explore whether these age-old remedies are grounded in medical fact or if they are simply urban legends. The discussion covers a wide array of popular health claims, ranging from the effectiveness of cranberry juice for urinary tract health to the questionable practice of taping onions to the skin to combat a cold. The hosts bring their signature humor to the conversation, sharing personal anecdotes about failed beauty hacks, such as using toothpaste on pimples, and debating the scientific validity of various myths. They also touch upon topics like fertility advice and the quirky superstitions passed down through generations. Throughout the episode, the team attempts to separate genuine medical advice from complete nonsense. It is a lighthearted and engaging look at the health beliefs people often cling to, questioning whether there is any substance behind the folklore or if it is just a matter of tradition and coincidence. Listeners are left to decide for themselves which remedies are worth trying and which belong in the past.

Best Of: Have You Never Left The Country?

Jul 1, 202612 minSummary

In this episode, the hosts dive into a conversation about international travel, prompted by recent headlines regarding King Charles’s visit to the United States and the quirkier side of American politics. The discussion shifts from royal sightings to the hosts sharing their own varied travel histories, ranging from those who grew up traveling extensively to those who rarely ventured beyond their home city. The conversation takes a personal turn as the hosts call on listeners to share their experiences—or lack thereof—with traveling. They uncover stories from people who have never left their home state or experienced a flight, exploring the reasons behind these choices, whether due to a fear of flying or financial constraints. The segment highlights a fascinating contrast between those who feel no pull to explore the globe and those who find the prospect of international travel life-changing. To encourage a bit of adventure, the hosts arrange a city-stay experience for one caller, aiming to inspire him to step out of his comfort zone and begin his journey of exploration, starting with a simple trip to the heart of Melbourne.

Best Of: Other Words For "Idiot"

Jun 30, 20263 minSummary

In this lighthearted episode of Jase, Lauren & Clint, the hosts spark a hilarious conversation about the creative ways people describe an idiot. Inspired by a recent political press release that used some colorful language, the team opens the phone lines to listeners to uncover their favorite alternative terms for someone acting foolish. The discussion quickly moves away from the standard insults to explore regional slang and uniquely funny labels. Throughout the episode, the hosts and their audience trade terms ranging from the UK-popularized bellend to more whimsical descriptions like goober and banana. They delve into the nuance of these insults, debating which ones carry enough conviction to be effective and which ones are simply too ridiculous to be taken seriously. The conversation takes a particularly comedic turn when listeners begin targeting the hosts with their chosen words, leading to clever nicknames like mud crab—a term reserved for someone with physical strength but very little intellect. It is a fast-paced, humorous exploration of language that highlights the inventive, often absurd ways we express frustration with the people around us.

Bonus: Crazy (Or Borderline Insane) Pet People

Jun 30, 20263 minSummary

In this bonus episode, Jase, Lauren, and Clint dive into the bizarre and often hilarious world of extreme pet ownership. The conversation kicks off with the hosts recounting stories of listeners with unusual habits, including one woman who admitted to sucking on her horse’s eyelashes to bond with him. The hosts are left in utter disbelief as they try to unpack the journey from simple animal affection to such boundary-pushing displays of love. The absurdity continues when the team discusses a viral video Jase discovered featuring a woman who grooms her cat by licking its fur, claiming she is simply mimicking a mother cat’s behavior. While Lauren and Clint are quick to judge the behavior as strange, the discussion spirals into a lighthearted debate about how far is too far when it comes to showing affection to pets. The hosts poke fun at Jase for his peculiar internet algorithm, leading to a comedic interrogation about his search history. It is a wild, lighthearted look at the eccentric side of animal lovers and the strange connections people form with their companions.

Pre-Drinks: Early Finish

Jun 26, 20269 minSummary

In this episode of Pre-Drinks, hosts Jase and Clint kick off their Friday morning by diving into the latest news and trending topics. The conversation begins with anticipation for the upcoming soccer match, alongside a look at current events, including proposals for mandatory sentencing in the state and the concerning news of earthquakes in Venezuela. A major highlight of the morning is the reveal that an Australian has won forty million dollars in the Powerball lottery, though the winner has yet to come forward. This sparks an entertaining segment where the hosts invite listeners to call in and share how they would spend such a life-changing windfall. Responses range from the responsible, such as paying off home loans and extending honeymoons, to the whimsical, including buying super yachts or spending it all on Roblox currency for their children. The show also covers the latest in entertainment, noting Robert Irwin’s new hosting gig, before turning toward the excitement of the upcoming weekend and school holidays. The hosts wrap up the segment by teasing a humorous, slightly embarrassing story from their recent dinner outing that they plan to revisit later in the show.

Bonus: Jonathan Brown's Health Scare That Changed Everything

Jun 25, 20268 minSummary

In this episode of Jase, Lauren & Clint, the hosts welcome back AFL legend Jonathan Brown following a harrowing health journey. Brown shares the unexpected story of how a routine brain scan, initiated by his wife, uncovered a tumor the size of a golf ball. Despite having no major symptoms, the discovery forced him into emergency brain surgery. Brown reflects on the nerve-wracking days of waiting for results and expresses his profound gratitude for the support he received from the public and the football community during his recovery. Beyond the medical details, the discussion captures Brown's perspective on the importance of prioritizing routine health checks, noting that had he not undergone the scan, the outcome could have been much more severe. The conversation also touches on his time spent recuperating in Melbourne, the challenges of being away from his children, and his eventual return to work. Throughout the episode, Brown maintains his trademark humor, offering a lighthearted look at his life since the surgery and his relief at returning to his professional commitments after a life-changing experience.

The Wrap: Cancellation Policy

Jun 25, 202610 minSummary

In this episode of The Wrap, hosts Jase, Lauren, and Clint take a lighthearted dive into the stresses and excitement of pre-holiday preparation. The conversation begins with a humorous debate over dinner outfit choices, as the hosts try to coordinate their looks for an upcoming night out, comparing notes on jackets, trench coats, and turtlenecks. The discussion soon shifts to a more practical dilemma as Jase navigates a complicated last-minute change to his upcoming family vacation plans. He is attempting to pivot from a luxury hotel to a more economical apartment rental, leading the team to analyze the fine print of cancellation policies and the logistical challenges of keeping such a switch a secret from his wife. Lauren and Clint offer comedic yet practical advice on how to pitch the downsized accommodation to his family, emphasizing the importance of amenities like laundry services and proximity to shops. The episode concludes with well-wishes for listeners heading into the school holidays, as the hosts look forward to their own upcoming travels and time away.