The Fillet-O-Fish Debate

Good morning, Melbourne. Wakey, wakey. Wake up, Melbay Jace Lauren and Clint feel good in the morning. Tata ! It's gonna be great! Gonna be a good day! This is Jase Lauren and Clint on Melbourne's No one hundred . Well good morning everybody and welcome to you Tuesday morning. Are you concerned about ordering scrambled eggs today? Why 'cause the bird food crisis back? There's two chickens. Chickens. Chickens. Keep checking those checks. Keep cooking. Keep checking them. Checkin' the chicken. Yeah, isn't it? Our beds of babes sinks or babes says or sink. Babes are chicken. Yeah, look, I'd be a little bit concerned yeah. I mean, if you've got one, you've got two. If you've got two, you've got many. I remember the last time there was a chicken nugget shortage. Gone was a bird flew though. Yes was it. Not four days out from school holidays. You know, I have a chicken nuggets. They took some time because the chicken nuggets chicken . You remember that kick luck? Nuggets. I ate chicken nuggets for breakfast. I ate chicken nuggets for lunch, and I ate chicken nugget for dinner . Remember that kids? It was called King something kid. Yeah. Yeah . Yeah, hey spinking. I love that kid. I'll tell you, that's not good though. A couple of days out from school holidays. The one staple food. You're on your school holidays school holiday chicken nuggets on for Monday from a bird today. Now that were from birds what fifteen years ago and they've been in the freezer. Yeah those birds there was a chicken nugget shortage . People were not impressed. There's a little phenomenon that's going viral . I love a viral phenomenon. My McDonald's order. Have you seen this on the So you basically put the words My McDonald's Order into a Google A or YouTube and it comes up with a McDonald's order randoms , someone who's posted a video and you've got to buy that McDonald's order. Oh let's do it next. Should we do it? I don't want to do it. We need to order it, but we can make it please tell us if you'd like to explain it properly, Jen Z please. Here we go. She's a ranch. Yep. Yeah, so you basically do it in TikTok clin and then it comes up with just ra an absolutendom order through AI and then you just have to order that and that's your new My McDonald's order. And then you have to eat it all and then you look like a McDonald's advertising. It's hard if it is, but you know what? I love it . I shamp ordering some kind of chicken nugget with curry sauce. I hope Filleta Fish comes up for you. Imagine the fillet of fish at six hundred and three. I've never known a single person to order a fillet of fish. Never he loves Phillet of fish like Frofsum. Alicia Loxley, who reads on channel nine. She's a hangover go to. Well there she's a hangover because she has credibility gone just like I will never believe a word she has not at all. be I like',ll Oh, Pillet of Fish girls on TV . Really? She loves them. I just wouldn't even take her as a wouldn't take her as a drive through . A Phil Ao fish. I imagine her in the drivethrough. You'd be like, I know that voice on the speaker . She speaks so well, doesn't she? She articulates every word. Still to come my dessert order. She's hooked me over Hey, we're gonna big show we do it. Yeah. Huge exciting thing to do to make it. Not with that attitude. Come on. A big flourish. From upside down . But I'll check what my order is. We've got a big show coming up. We'll run you through it all right after this . Good morning, Melbourne. This is Nova one hundred. You're on the air with Jason Lauren and Clint. We're doing it thanks to Shel Ready Express. Now before we get into a strong start to the show, I want to give you a heads up about what's on the way. Charlie Comment for the Ruse he is popping by. We've got your tickets to Denil Horne. Plus your share in twenty thousand dollars cash. It is all on the way over the next couple of hours . But first plus we're going to we're gonnaad m offoneylo in the first twenty minutes of the show. So we'll give you a chance to play and win coming up soon. But yes, Clint . Look , we're all for jumping on trends on this show, aren't we? We're a bandwagon show. Just who 's still trying to figure it out because we're boomers the three of us. Even Gen Z doesn't know how to do it. Oh, okay. So there's there's a new okay, stand by Gen Z's just coming to the studio. Do you want to grab a microphone down? Yeah . Okay, so my McDonald's order is the craze. What do you call it a craze? A trend? A trend? A trend. Yeah. Now I've just been handed a note which says open TikTok or Instagram. Type my McDonald's order into the search bar and you've got to buy the exact items featured in the very first video that appears. Okay, so the issue is we just did that and we all got the same video . Okay John do we all order the same because I know what mine was mine. I've got a different one. So mine was a chicken with two quarter pound of meat patties with chips in the burger and four chicken nuggets in the burger and a whole thing sauce. That's live it. I like that. It's like ten stories . You know what I call it? The chick and he goes, I'm not gonna piss in your pocket, but this is delicious . I'm like one chico burger post, chicken and the cow. Should we try the chicko? It's reported it looks just the nugget seems like a little bit OT with the chicken burger. Maybe put four but I'm only gonna put two . Here we go. I'm going in going in. All right. All right, my McDonald's order trend. All right, I've got a different one, huh? I searched up on TikTok, my McDonald's order. This is the order that I got. I'm going to be trying it today and seeing if it's really any good. First of all for the drink, it is a large coke with extra ice. In my opinion should I need that? Coke with extra ice seems unnecessary. Like I feel like you could just get a mix. Okay , doing a bit of a burger s delicious. Love a Coke. It's a coach. What about the food does? I've got three chicken. It starts with the spicy buffalo sauce. The order I'm following is actually from an American girl. So she had four nuggets, but they don't actually offer that here in Australia. John hear my guy? Yeah Angle and pissing your pocket. That is incredible . Is that the Chica guy? This is my guy. Can you play the start of the video? Plays in the bargainer. That smells insane. So she got a triple cheeseburger . What else do I do? Extra pickles? five. That's nice. An extra slice of cheese. Oh yeah. If this gets on my shirt, I'm gonna be sorry. Signed up. Okay, John here . Here we go. Here's the chick. The lady gets great radio. Sandwich. I think her was sparsy, but I didn't have that today . And then she put the paties from a double cheeseburger. He's actually Australian. Burger, I know what they call it in the US. She got her fries and then she put the fries in the burger like so. Yep. She got some nuggets, y'all . Yep, and she put them on top like this. I'm just gonna do two. I think she did four. That's kind of crazy to me. She got some big mac sauce. Just put that on top like this, y'all. So I'm gonna try to squeeze that out like that . That worked. That great . He ready for the results. Angle piston your pocket. That is incredible What are you saying that is that quite a straight? Yeah, he's a I want a sweet tweet. Is he Canadian ? Yes. He's actually the whole thing's a job . No, no. No, no, he's just putting on an accent. Ah hh. He's actually Australia. He's from Melbourne. Social last night. Yeah . Can't say I saw it last night there Clint, what about you Lorn? Are you all over the mech is ordering ? No. Are you gonna get it? You get musket it? No, I'm not gonna piss in your pocket, but that sounds Guys, let's have plenty of money. Gibani, high protein Greek yogurt. Naturally high in protein from one hundred percent fresh milk, no powders added. Feel your day with Giabani. Jace Lauren Clint's High Protein Yogurt Peel. The wheel of cash is back how it works. We've got a whole wheel in the studio all different dollar amounts on there, thirteen, twenty four, ten, whatever you spin up, you win and we'll do it next. Din blossoms. Hey jealousy. Love that. Morning everyone, this is November one hundred. You are on the air with Jase Lauren and Clinton . Superni, high protein Greek yogurt. Naturally high in protein from one hundred percent fresh milk, no powders added, feel your day with Giavani. Jace Lauren Clint's High Protein Yogurt Peel The wheel of cash is in the studio. Whatever we spin up, you win . It is as easy as that. Let's go to the phones, upload some money. We're doing it every day this week. Let's go to Jiyan in Devil Hills. Good morning . Good morning guys. Oh , get a ji. Ji. Ji. You're a man on the inside, you can get access to the special buys early . Ji works for Aldige, he's a manager. What's the like hottest property when it comes to special buys You can't go wrong with the palatis machine. The pilot Palisa machine. We need one . That's amazing. In the little center aisle there piled on top. You saw you better to pee up an outdoor shower at the same time? Amazing. Luis. All the oldies still line up at eight o'clock on a Saturday, ready to make the dash. Oh yeah. Yeah. The oldies are one of Paladis machines. Oh mate. They like the cockery, don't they? They love it all that sort of I've had to ankle tap a few to get ahead otherwise all the stuff's done ankle tap the older. All right, Clinton, it's time for you to spin a chibani wheel. Shi. Here we go. Let's go. Ready? Here we go Chibani high protein Greek yogurt have given us all different cash amounts in this morning, what's he walking away with naturally high in protein, which means which the value of that is let me just check it out eight hundred and fifty dollars. Geez, easy money. There you go boss . Thanks guys, that's awesome. eight hundred and fifty bucks in your back pocket. That's your skyrocket. How good? They're better than your forty two. Who does he barrack? Yeah. Who do you barrack to them? Excellent. And we're not having much life . No , no , don't know No . Is James Hurt coming back is that? No , it's like a buddy drama. They might as well make a seven series drama. It's not gonna happen. Who James heard? Yeah, well do you want him? Do you want him to jie? Look I wouldn't say no. Wouldn't I? There you go. Comes with a bit of baggage sir. We all know that's a good point. Hey, Joe, have a great day, mate . Thanks guys. It is twenty five past six. Hey, coming up guys. We're going to check the run to work Latison news and then we are talking loose grandparents . Oldies behaving badly. Why do you hear what one old code has just been up to? We're gonna Codger. I haven't heard that in news. Old Codger, we're gonna tell them about an extern al . I love rogue old people. You called them old Codgers before? Love them. You know what , though? I find that like and I'm sure many people found this as people get older, they can tend to care less. Yes. Like it's almost gone. Like I'll do what I want. I live life on the wild. One of my advice that older people often give is to wanna do something. Embrace don't do it. Also be scared. Don't get caught up in the little stuff. Like I'll pick one of the boys up from school and if they've had a bad day and they'll tell me what the issue is like I'll go mate. Honestly, when you get to my age, you're not gonna get your age. You're in your forties. No , but it's like old forties. I'm early forties. You're meeting forties. I'm not anyway, the point is, you know what I mean? Make sure are you old. I just not as old as this lady. Okay, tell us. Let's go to Nan. She's eighty six years old. Yeah, that's old. Yeah, Nan. Yep. eighty six year old Lorraine. eighty six years younger. Lorraine. Better known as Nen . She likes to celebrate her birthday and she has for the last six years by getting the family together in New South Wales, rural New South Wales and dropping it like a tot. She likes to burnouts . Here she's Ron weapon. For your birthday , you just want to do one thing and that do burn it . Well, I only get in and drive it and thrash the shit out of it. Oh, I said that Where's Nanny saying? She thrashes the shit out of it. Where was that? Where was that? On the top or something On the top? Where was she? Who was she talking to there? on the news. It was a big current affair, surely. It was one of the socials. No, is it? Now, do we know what sort of car she's thrusting the shit out of? Arexy? Camerry or something? No one Camry. A Subaru Arexy that we are expect God words, they did. When we weren't apparently to Holden apparently she's driving a Ute, a whole sheet. You gotta be careful with the ute doing a burnout 'cause she imagines it's she'd have one arm out the window, wouldn't she? With a direct, yeah, with it. Where does Nanly is she Queensland? No, New South Wales. A New South Wales woman. Lorraine. You cheeky old devil. You know, when you see the news doing those stories going Betty's ninety three. She's gone skydiving for the first time. Yeah, they love doing that, don't they? Yeah, I'll worry about the heart with those things. Don't you? Yeah, yeah. I just like it's a way to go. Yeah. There was a woman on the news a little while back and she was like she's in her nineties, but she was like the UK's most notorious shoplifter . So she'd just go into Sainsbury's and she just wouldn't care flog a pinea milk. She's in her nineties. I'll let her have the milk. Yeah, let her have the milk, but you can't do it. Hello ? Not in Remember Remember remember the naughty the naughty grannies that went to Sexyland on a current They got a bus there. Someone took them on an excursion they were loving and they were like, We're not showing you what we're for. Yeah. thirteen, twenty four ten is down. To join us on the air. Lost grandparents. Have you got one? Naughty? Naughty? Naughty grandparents. Hm m. They like to go on offenders. Do you reckon we're gonna get any sort of like suspended licenses, that sort of thing . I reckon we'll get a few gamblers. Get a yeah. Yeah, oh my nanny used to love the pokies. Yeah. She wasn't naughty. And my great grandmother, she was one hundred one when she passed away. And she's yeah, she used to sit in the nursing home and drink shandies and say these people are so old . And I was like, you're nan, you're about twenty years older than I hokies that people like they're so boring This playstation. Love it. The politics playstation . The politics call the pokes the pensioner's playstation . That's amazing. The politics in a nursing home. I remember mum used to eat the meal in her room because they had a gang in the kitchen. A gang . What with machetes? Not machetes. My mom was like, you know, I tried to go into the meal room, but you know, they would pull a chair in so it wasn't available to me or someone would sit Oh like they were bullying. Yeah, yeah ye,ah no, they ' runllning the room. They'll run it. They'll run in the dining room. Because when I heard I flipped said to Mum I go change their pills . No, you can't do that. Two people play it this game. . thirty eight. You reckon there's gangs in this house, but also Jace reckons they get frisky in the nursing home and you get older. Do you just give up the game or do you ride and die like you ride a hundred you still a gangster? Rather than dealing with like four tons of illegal drugs coming into the country . What are they doing? Smuggling Mung beans into the kitchen. Yeah , you just change your change your ways. Yeah, okay. Got some bootleg beans guys. And you're still wearing your hell's angel jacket. You're just on a mobility scooter, not a harmonic. That's awesome. thirteen, twenty fourteen is our number . We've got tickets to movies in return . Do you know a naughty grandparent? They were a wild living loose, living land. They might not just be sweet and innocent knitting on the couch. No, maybe you've just got a grandparent. You might just be living right? Maybe they're living like maybe they're off traveling the world and they're in their nineties. Maybe they got a filthy mouth. You can't have the grandkids around them. Thirdday twenty. Don't give an example. Thirdday, twenty fourteen in return. I'm trying to find something that are just going and living large. Maybe they're spending what you thought was going to be your inheritance . It's how he le theaves world. Fed man, go and live. My maid age was living with his grandma, right? And he was in prime position for inheritance and at eighty nine years old, she went to Harvey Norman and let them talk her into a fifteen thousand dollars home entertainment system. Yeah, awesome. He's like, what she need a sound bar for this one in the future? Nan once said, You don't want to be the richest person in the graveyard. No, you don't know you don't. Can't take the money with you. thirteen, twenty four ten is our number. Do you know a naughty grandparent ? Hello Naughty Nana Do you have a naughty or maybe a fun grandparent? They bit wild or they off traveling the world? ninety five. What are they doing? That's fine. They can live. Well, ninety's the new eighty. Jumping out of planes. Yeah indulging in the they might be doing a bit of oh yeah, might be doing a little bit of shoplifting here or there. They might just be racking up speeding fine. I remember my dad just before he passed away. Someone was suggesting getting on the old oils. What are the oils? Like say oil B oil and stuff ' itcause helps with pain. Yeah, no, that 's that can all be medically prescribed. I know, but just trying to get arthritis. But just watching like an older person get his head around and he's like, I'm not bloody smoking dope now just before I you know. Well , you don't smoke it. No, no, but it's just trying to explain it to them. It's like, you know, it's an oil, it'll help, you know, take it. But you know, he's like, I'm bloody eighty six. I don't want to be pothead. Come on, dad, get into it. Mate now. Live a little bit. It'll help you join stuff. Live a little. The joint will help you join. Okay. Tracy. Let's put that on the mobile . Name vale. Good morning. Good morning. Have you got a grandparent living large? I do. My eighty eight year old Popo, as we call him Popo. He loves yeah, he loves to travel and he traveled from Melbourne to Western Australia hit hike hits. Hang on, he traveled from Melbourne to Western Australia. What? Hitchhiking. Hitchhiking at eighty eight eighty eight . I had no problem getting people to pick him up because he is this small whale person and yeah he, went there and had a good time. They probably thought they were rescuing him because he was lost. And how long did it take him to get to W A, Tracy? Yeah, it took him just the usual time because he never had any issues along the way. He would have some character. He would have had good names. What do you call it? Popo. Popo. Poppy. Yes. Good. You keep in touch with anyone that he met ? He's got family over there, so he's lucky enough to have those connections. Did he hit Tik Home or did he fly home? No, he actually did it the right way and fly home near Pick one . I have not. No, Jase. You might be surprised, but no, I haven't. I picked up an old man once on the freeway who was Yeah, he'd wandered out of his nursing home and he was walking What? Yeah, he was a freeway had walked down the round on the freeway and I was like, That's not right. We pulled over and he was lost and he had it was so sad he had no idea where he lived. And we took him to take him to the police station. We sat there with him until they worked out where he lived. But he got home safely. But yeah, he'd walked down the ramp on the freeway.. Jesus We thought it was someone knocking. The other week it was pouring down rain. And I was just a random. Well, I was on Tucker Road and this person was holding like a shopping and there was like a box of stuff and they're in the rain. They're running somewhere and I went, Dene need a lift. Oh, that's nice. What do you trade? They said no . Yeah, they declined . No, thanks, weirdo I was trying to be nice. They said I'm close to home, but thank you. That's good. I often think that when I say people on the random microphone. I think it a lot . I just don't I'm not very proactive. You know what? You'd even drive close to the curb so the water splash why I'm doing that . Got 'em . Kim, good morning . Bonnie. Do you know some loose grandparents? Yeah, they're not mine . But I work in this little shop and I had a group of six of them come in and they wanted some pineapple stickers made. They were going on a cruise. Oh swing. What does that mean? Pineapple it's international science pensioners are What happens if you pull a pineapple sticker on your door? That means open for business. Yeah, you're on. Yeah, you fancy. So Kim one. They just stick them on your door on their doors. Yeah, you put them on the outside of your door. I had no idea what they were for until some body told me. Yeah . So how old Derek and these grandparents were at least in their eighties. Oh my god, that's amazing. Good on there. They're pineapple on the door. Big sigh. At eighty. Big Second , but you just stick it on. Yeah. It's all right. For the best. I mean, you seem to be very familiar with well, some people can go a real pineapple. They just chuck a real pineapple on the door. That's when you know they're desperate. They're walking around with the real pineapple on a chain hanging around their neck. They're just screaming. Yeah, ready. Yeah, ready for it. On a cruise, did you say? Oh, it could be a cold. I mean, I don't know. Lauren, ask old Pine sentence pineapple over here. Then twenty fourteen is down a number for a cell. Did you have the same response as when you tried to pick someone up someone up hitchhik? Oh that 's pretty pineapple rotted away. Are you into grannies? No You sure? Yeah, you know a lot about it. No , I'm good . Percy, good morning. Your grandmother was eighty five. Ah , yes. Tell us about Nan . It was my sister's b achelorette and we're a bit unsure whether she should come to her bachelorette. We were doing BLS class new drawing and male strippers. One would have loved . She was keen . So we did the drawing. She wouldn't draw the penis. She would only do the flower over the top that was too much. But once it come to the strippers , they flocked to her. She was having the time of her life. They were gyrating in her face easily gave her an extra ten years. Get it named. She's having time of her life. Yeah, always inviting her. Can you imagine her with a little purse to and getting coins out to tip the h Wellang, on, Percy, did they put Nan in the center on a chair? No, she was in a little boost, so they came over to her and would start dancing on her . And she tried to get her to go to the toilet and she refused because she didn't want to be missing a second. No. No . Why was she in a booth? Everyone was in a booth. Oh, right. Oh, lucky, lucky private. It's like bad towel. Yeah. What's wrong? The chair? You know a lot about the dance room machinations . Me. What happens with the chair? They don't try to turn this on me pineapple . I've been to many bachelors. They'll talk to us about the chair. What happens on the chair? You get handcuffed . They dance all over you. No. Just the person on the chair. I haven't been in the booth at the Bachelor . Right. But you better everyone's seen the chair. Yeah, right. Yeah, the chair. It's great fun on the chair It is Jasmine happens at a hens party when there's a chair and a bunch of stuff. I'm just wondering, I'm just wondering Jas going a party . Yeah or something right ? Get your mind out of the gutters and steal away. It's just on Torre Seven. We're going to check it right away later and we've got cash giveaway all coming up . Good morning, Melbourne and welcome to Tuesday . Hello Melbourne. Now it is a cold Tuesday morning. Oh yeah. This morning was the first morning I woke up and there was frost on the windscreen. Six degrees you know how ? We're escaping to the Gold Coast for school holidays. Yeah . At a look at the weather . Showers tired Well, I was up in Baron Bay on the weekend and it was warm, but it was very green because there has been a lot of rain . Yeah , yeah, so I think we're going to the wet part of the country . That's all right. We'll spend the night at Dracula's. Well, yeah, there's a lot of indoor activities . There's a lot of indoor activities. Yeah. Kids don't care. Live in the rain. No, it' ll in be the pool., they'll be in the bed Yeah, they love it. Pacific Fair, the outdoor shopping centre. Yeah, it's outdoor. Have you not been? Pacific Fairy is so good. Isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Amazing. Yeah. Half it's like an outside shopping center like an oasis . Yeah . Very reminiscent of that airport we went to in Palm Springs. Yes, we did too when we did the super bowl trip. Yeah, look like we're a Pacific Fair on the Gold Coast. Hey guys, coming up when you hear two songs by the same artist give us a, ring and you can share in twenty thousand dollars cash. We got Charlie Combin from the Roose going to be joining us after seven thirty . Charlie Charlie Billy Charles before Charles and the boys are having one of the best years at the Roosevelt in a long time. Yeah, they're doing well . Let's ask him about this ridiculous idea the AFL has to have a bit about a mid season tournament Lauren because Tasmania has to come to the competition in twenty twenty eight, right? Yeah. So they've naturally got to play more games. I saw the Tazi Devil team at the airport. Did you know Sunday? Yeah, they were here playing and they're flying back. There'll be a lot of kids in the store. So they're young now kind of. Anyway, already hear this. The AFL is proposing that they might play like a three, four game midyear tournament for silverware as a means for, you know, like for a trophy as a means of for they'll pause the fixture while they pause the season and play it in in season. No. What do you mean? Exactly. Like the actual team. This is another failure. This is another thought bubble. A la la opening round, round, zero, round. Have we not learned? Wait, so we stop the season. Yeah , play a mini season. Yeah , over there over three years. Yeah, where did you hear this? Hang on that's the Herald Sun backpage of the paper that says there's one day in June, Lauren, not in September, one day in June. What's that got to do with the Tasi Devils ? Because naturally another team comes in nineteen teams, eighteen comes nineteen. You got to play more matches because there's an extra team. It's ridiculous. It's just a cash grab. An absolute cash grab by the AFL. THEY ROUTS It's just for one year or for every year for every year moving forward. I'll put in the BNAFL. That's ridiculous. put D iton't we in the bin? on the phone. I don't know what he's doing. AFL fans will and should revolt. That's how isn't it just like the old cup before? Why don't we bring that back? The antique cup? Yeah, yeah, remember that? Have we ditched off this cup? Opening round now or that's still a thing they've ditched round zero. Right, that's the one. Even the draw this year is crazy. It's compromised. Like we had Whizzing the other week, and he was saying they've got two bars before Melbourne even get one. It's dogs breakfast over there at the moment sort of out of it. We must protest What they're suggesting, to be honest. How to the people ? Is that because like the rugby have the state of origin rugby league sort of yeah same sort of but the rugby league fixture continues during origin. It doesn't stop . They don't want to stop for three weeks. They'd have the same teams, play. Yes, yep . Now that you've got that muddled, that's the carbon. You read the article. That's the stupid idea for the AVL And as you said, it can get that in. How's it reading? I don't understand it . I'm getting that vibe. guys, it has just gone ten past seven. We'll dive into it more a little bit later on in the show. Coming up next I just had the in laws and the family stay with me . There was something my brother in law did as a grown man that I want to know. Is it acceptable as an adult . I know it's okay as a kid but I don't know if we should be doing this over thirty. Guys, I had a spring in a step yesterday 'cause he got rid of the family. I wasn't about getting rid of the family. No, no, no. We sent them on their way. No, we had a bid farewell. We had our nephew's first birthday cute. What did you buy a gift? Sorry. What did you buy as a gift for the first birthday? A swing . Like a gift Yeah, yeah, like you said that with absolutely zero conviction. I was just waiting for to pop back into my memory. Loo ball swing. But are they expecting put up the swing? No, I just, as you've said it, I'm like, that's my job. I need to drop the swing around. We built it out out,p soost it's an hang on. Yeah. You're gonna put the swing in the U. Built. No, it's like a mini it's a mini swing for a one year old. It's not like a big yeah, yeah, yeah . The swing set on . I don't know if you build it at your house and then put it in a unit . Oh, there goes the swing's felt. You need one of those trucks at the front, which say wide load. No, no it's not it's just like a mini swing. Cute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm juggling in the raptor and taking it over there today. Sorry. He's like lot of built it their house. I've never had one reflection . One reflection, yes. The thought process was , we'll build it. Take it to their place. Because as a parent , when your kids having a birthday people give you things that you have to build, it is a pain in the arm. So if you're giving something to giving your family, you probably could have built it then . Anyway, I'm glad we 're trying to do the nice guy's in the back of the raptil or I'm trying to do the tray. He can finally use the tray for something. Exactly. I'll have to say this straight. Most people put spikes and and golf clubs fishing rods. Not Jay, he's got a swing. Fishing rod, a baby swing. Good on you, Jay. I'm sure the kids gonna take the handlin out and put the swing set in. What's the birthday boy's name? Sorry. , Luca. Look at that. Happy birthday. Yeah. Beautiful Luka. So he celebrated his first birthday. We had all the family in town. Now question. Question. I want to know where you sit on this. Sunday afternoon, everyone was in there. Should have built it at their house. That wasn't the question. Everyone's in the swimming pool at our place Music going, everyone's having a good time. Kids are in there . Loe's brother and his wife are in the pool as well. Now his her brother is a grown man. He'd be forty four, forty five. Lou's brother. Yeah, yeah . While they're swimming, he quickly gets out of the pool , walks over to our garden and does a bushwear in your house in the house your garden. You can't do that As an adult? No, you can't know. That's ten minutes before they can do that. You can't do that ten minutes before their two kids did it, which is fine. You know, you don't want kids. You don't want kids trekking through your kids one of my kids one of their family arc and it's okay. As an adult? Like, did he do it in the middle of the grass or did he go over there? Swing arounding around his swing right? He doesn't want to go inside the house. Was that his argument? We didn't get into it. Going in their wet board shorts and feet and running through your house. I just watched the play out and I'm like, Are you growing man? Yeah , it's better than in the pool . Hundred percent.. Yeah We said could he not go inside because he was watching the children in the pool? No, no, no, that was the reason I think it was just what did you say? How did you say a thing? I just bit my tongue. This is the most classic Jose Hawkins thing wouldn't possibly have a conversation with someone in his house, but we'll bring it up on the radar for the whole of Melbourne. I didn't know whether I was in the right to call in. Yeah, I just I feel that is your garden, your fence . You can do it. I don't think he can do it. He must ask permission because he has a leak on the kids front. Yeah. Kids and actually I don't think adults are weighing in gardens. That's what I thought I thought you out of anyone would back me up here. And I don't think well. Imagine in your little courtyard there if Clint was like, I'm living in a mansion with a swimming pool. It shouldn't have gone to the pool house. It's a shed. Is there a man? Is there a toilet in the pool house? Clint just went in your bush out the back of your place. But that's different. That's very different because we've got a courtyard. There's no pool . And he's not soaping wet . I 'm not into that. I think that's a draft job and going inside. Thank you. But I also think it's probably like I can't believe that you just don't have these conversations. No, we'll next time. Next time in your family. Yeah, next time he's down if he goes to do it. We chatted about this on radio and Melbourne's on my side. Go to the top. What do you do? Do you do bushweet? No, I go and saw it. Do you? Yeah, you would be bushweat. I'm not bushwear. Get too nervous This is Nova Jace Lauren Ecliff's double duck play day. Double it double everything . All right, when you hear us play two songs by the same artist back to back, give us a ring and you will share in twenty thousand dollars cash by picking up an easy grand. Oh , Monica from Tullamoro. Tullamara. Monica, what did you hear back to back? Calvin Calvin Harris, you are correct. The cab is yours. You in . Thank you so much. Why not? This phone call is like work for you because tell everyone what you do for a living . I'm a debt collector Wow. Are you well received on the phone when you call people generally ? No, not usually . Let me just say your number so I can see my number when you ring. Are any of us on your lists Not that I'm aware of. Okay . All right, not yet anyway. Jokes aside , I was listening on the Barefoot Investor Audio book. Where are you now? Yep. You're better off not avoiding the debt collector. Am I right, Monik mona?itor Take the call , work out a payment plan . Absolutely. It does sound scary, I know, but we just want to help you be bit free. Yeah . Kind of . You kind of you also kind of want to get your money in everyone you get your comm ission. Hey, come on. No commission . But if you bury your head in the sand, I know and you know, it'll get you, it'll get you . Yeah . What Barefoot told me. Are you speaking from experiences? No, no, I just I've drunk the cool aid I'm big on the barefoot. Just that chapter sort of spiked your attention? No . Now I've got my IG Y about it. You got your It's very, very cultivated. It's not secret account. There's the Splurge account, the smile account, the daily account. The one investor tell you to have that sacred No the one at the other bank, the bank would invest it . It's that shicky West Packer Cambodo He's gonna kill you Are you done ? How do you remember all the pin numbers ? At generally seven thirty you,'re allowed to talk about it and this time. It's eight o'clock. You said we can't talk about the secret . That's when the secret becomes a big secret . That's when we undo the secret because Lose at school . Okay, listen , hey, and for this band you said seven hundred and thirty was fine. No, I didn't say it was fine. I just said the wash not the car at seven thirty. It's certainly not a hydrist making money. Mary's high interest in it though. Yes. I'm very interested. Okay . It's very hot in there . Did you put up the heating? It is right on screen. Get that one on our social media. We're not doing a video . Well, good morning Melbourne just gone twenty three to eight. Yes, as Clint mentioned still come, your chance to win five K with the five K question. And then later on after nine, Aaron Rich on theard' asir, giving you a chance to see Harry Stiles at Wembley. Have a look . You know what I just saw on the Graham? What's that? Harry was filmed in the wild running to his concert . A two hour He actually runs to the concert rather than like driving there. And then he gets another workout on the stage. Yeah , there he is. Imagine running around . Let's say you're on the way to the concert and you're like, Me, that's Harry Star . She sees Zoe Kravitz dancing around the in crowd. Yeah, she's there madly in love. Very cute. Oh, you know what? No, don't worry. What? I was listening to an interview with Olivia Wilde. About her time with Harry Star Podcast. Yeah. Yeah, which one was just a podcast. Call her dad dy. I hang out with Olivia Wild on News A few years ago. She's great. You said she was a great chip. She was really sweet. Yes, she comes across really well and it sounded like hell what she went through during that time was dating Harry. Well, that was the breakup with Sedacus. And she got served on stage and that. Yes. And there was that rumor he lay down behind the car while she was she taking a seller to Harry or something and then they said he wrote a song about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, penned a song. Yeah . About the crunchy seller. She does talk about that time when she got served with the papers on stage in Vegas and she goes that was so humili ating and then she goes, I thought no one had any cameras in the audience because there was no phone like was a phone band. She says a couple of weeks later I met Tom Cruise on a movie set and he walked straight up and went, that was really messed up. What happened to you in Vegas . She was like, okay, everyone knows about it. But it was also all over the internet and your news channel. That was awful. You're shocking. Yeah . But Harry Stars, wasn't worth listening to her on call or daddy Joseph? favorite podcast. He's just summarized it. You still need to listen ? No, that's the real takeaways to be honest. Okay . You are on the air with Jase Lauren and Clint on We've been chomping at the bit for our next guest, a defender from North Melbourne. Mike Coffin. Copper is welcome to the show, Charlie Coffin. Hey all thanks having me as well.. Hello Mike How are you? Good. Proppy, feel great. Yeah, it was a tough game in the weekend. They brought a lot of contest and yeah, the ball was bubbling around and under pressure a lot, but feeling feeling better for the win. He bat my mighty tigers. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did. Robot walking around. Dressed in tiger gear. Robot. What the game? Yeah. A robot delivered the match ball. No, I didn't I didn't quite catch that. It's ridiculous. Now did we ever get to the bottom of what the purpose of the robot was Clinton? No, I mean there's one cruise they've been cruised it's been cruising around Melbourne last couple of weeks. Yeah, it's been doing like a different sort of it's opened it helped opened a coffee shop. What is that? We went into the robot. Oh, just learn robot. Did we get so was that the G on the weekend? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you didn't say it here just cut and loud. I've never heard of this . We're in the rooms concentrating on the task ahead. Yeah, I was busy. I was very busy . This is the robot. It's the Swinburne robot. And it delivered the ball to the shape dressed in a Richmond jersey. It looks pretty high tech, you know what? It was probably would have helped our team that could have done with that one with that full forward. You mentioned you were a bit sore. What do you do for like you finished when did you play Sunday? Yes, Sunday. So what do you do? What do you do on a Monday and a Tuesday? Yeah, I tend to do. Do you like go for breath work? Do you go for a massive or you go for people are very different everyone's different. I just like to get moving. I go for a massive walk on the Monday . It depends on how I'm feeling I'll do some I do hots at the start of the week to get my joints and muscles moving sauna and yeah saunas and spa and I'll do colds at the end of the week. I find if you do colds at the start of the week you kind of seat you up and you're all stiff so h,ot hots at the start and colds' the end and I like get movies so I'll go for a run to that at the Footy Club and get going. Is that what you do to recover after a big weekend ? I do hots and cold How'd your body feel after you're all night on Friday? He's now that's when you sweat Jesse. He's not sweat. Demons. Lots of demons. Lots of demons. Can we get Charlie's thoughts on this idea from the AFL. Have you heard about this before? No, I haven't. I'll let Lauren explain it. Yeah, Lauren can explain. I don't really understand it, Charlie, but it sounds stupid to me. Basically, from what Clinton told me this morning, they're going to split the season in half and then in the middle they',re going to have a mini season for four rounds three where they win a trophy. Three to four. effectively what it is because the Tasmania team is coming into the competition, the fixture is going to need an overhaul. You're going to either need to play more matches. Obviously it's what is it an hour a twenty is it twenty two or twenty three game? It's twenty four is twenty four with a bias twenty three . So or this concept of playing a mid season tournament for a trophy. I don't I don't like it. Yeah. Well, if Tasi Coming is nine at Twn emon just have a bite at different points in time when they play. I guess the issue is the fixture's always gonna be compromised to a point unless you're playing a nineteen game season so everyone just plays each other you know once. So why don't they do that? Well, I guess TV rides. TV rides you want to make more money, more matches all the rest of it. Bring back the Wizard Cup. I used to love the Wizard Cup when I was growing up. It sank killed you to win it every year. So I guess what I mean if you were CEO of the AFL, what would you do? I wouldn't do an inseason tournament. I think how can you have something in season that's going to compromise the rest of the season? Boys aren't going to try as hard essentially an inseason tournament if it's not towards the premiership, our goal is to win a winner flag. So I think you keep the season kind of as is . I'm always open to new ideas and open to different rounds, etc from the AFL and changing the game for the better, but I'm not on bo ard with that. It must be hard to do the fixture though because it is it is always compromised in some way, shape or form. So they're going to have to add what do you mean it's compromised for instance so take and this is not just because I'm a Melbourne supporter . But we're fifteen rounds into the season. Some clubs have had two buys , right, already and Melbourne hadn't had a buy until is that why is that happened? Well , we're opening around and not every team players opening around and then the other day, well, let's just put a pin open your round because that's stupid. I reckon next year most every team will play an open round it's become the new round exactly. The other point with the fixturing too is that when you play teams twice, some teams will play teams are low down on the ladder twice. So yeah . The team might place a freeman or twice who's sitting first and then another team might place Essen or Richmond or someone that aren't as high up on the ladder. They still did the twenty four rounds and just not every team plays every week. Sometimes it might be three teams that have a bite one week. I think everyone else it all out. You think you accept you're going to get it completely perfect, but as long as we can get some kind of parody in the fixture, I think everyone's pretty happy. I agree. We're in route, in season, separate season mission. Not about it. Yeah. And we can't push the grand final out everyone's book trips. Now you've sung the club song how many times this year, what you? got So you on twenty' eightre point seven times. Good job. Go to the road . Do you love singing the cop song? Yeah, it's well I haven't done that a lot in my career. So I think last week we won was six wins and it was the first time that we'd won one more than five games and seasons since we've been at the club. So the joy to get out of that and the excitement for the back end of the year now we're still in the season. I've never been able to say that by around fifteen that we're still a chance to go deep into the year. So I think that supports a bit. Yeah, this is the best year the roots of Adam War. Hey, you're in the winnard frame, right ? Okay, so the reason I ask is because this happened on the weekend and it's amazing . Have you seen this? Yeah , it's great . Good night. Cultural on the harmonica and then blends it into the theme song . So we were thinking so just quickly your reaction first and foremost. I love it. Aric's great. I mean, the team songs can get a bit stale at times so I love the change up. I'm glad you said that because we thought you should pack the guitar. I've been told this year, not the first to suggest it. I don't know if I can pee back on the back of Matt. I reckon if that was an original idea. It would have been great but yeah it's definitely something we can look at. I reckon it's a great idea. Speaks of good culture good avalanche Charlie in the middle of the circle out and then at the end of the what would you lead in song be? I don't know, it have to be some kind of singling, wouldn't it? Like an oasis or something Oasis into the feel song is imagine joining the chorus. Join me in the chorus that's right hands in North Mobin song s to hands and hands behavior and slightly do that, wouldn't it? Yeah, it might not be the easiest mix to be here. I think you could do it, Charlie. Yeah, we'll give it a crack. So who you got this week? Bombers. Yeah, we got bombers at Marvel on Sunday. Wait win. How good? Wait and see there are they've been playing better footy so we have to bring our best . Well mate, you guys are on fire down there at the moment . It's good to see. Awesome. Thanks having me . What else would you do if you were the AFLC ? Wow . You try to push you somewhere there quickly? No, no, I'm just interested. I let players have an opinion on the game . I'm quite strong on that. I feel we want more personality and we want more from the players in terms of showing who they are and that comes with having opinions on our game and I think if we're strong about something we should be able to voice that and maybe that's a good opportunity for the AFL to listen to some of the opinions of our players Are you the best? Do you do you feel this pressure from the club or the AFL to not speak out. Well , I understand it, but I don't feel what Dry did was disrespectful in any means. He didn't offend anyone. Dry Simpkin sorry criticism regarded at the umpires. Mattriview Officer Gotcha Tribunal. I don't feel what he did was disrespectful or had like he wasn't offending anyone in the game. He purely voiced a strong opinion, which is an area that I think most can agree needs some change or overhaul of some rethink to it . I understand we need to protect the head and we've done a good job at that players have adjusted to new rules. We don't sling tackle anymore. We make sure we look after each other on field and that's an important part of our game. But what the tackle that was laid by Paul Curtis was a football act and accidents going to happen. I think we accept some risk when we play the game that yeah we might get injured and that's a reality of our game and yes we need to minimize that but I think there needs to be an overhaul of that system as well if we can't in the moment really make a decision in a split second to roll someone when we're already in a tackle. As long as we go into the tackle without any malice then we have the right yeah we have the right purpose going in. I feel sometimes accidents are going to happen. We've got to account for that. Good on you, Charlie. So in the NFL, for instance, you know, media, there's there's a lot more media invited to training sessions post game, all this sort of thing. You know, players are, you know, invited and encouraged to open up and be more themselves not here, which is which is amazing, you know, and commercially that can be quite viable as well. So yeah, I think it's great for the game as well. Yeah. Well, hopefully they look at that and ditch this stupid idea about Mission playing a tournament. Hey Charlie Comment from the Roosevelt Fine, Jesse. Oh, really? I don't need any more fans. Hey Charlie Comment from the Roose Joining us on the Egyptian mate. Thanks so much Charlie. It is just gone nine to eight . Olivia Dean, baby steps . She can do no wrong. It is a minute to eight here on Noble one hundred. Good morning. She's been performing recently, you've seen her shows. No . Oh my god, she's just so gorgeous Bet of a sweetheart, isn't she? Sweetheart. I love her. Coming up, speaking of sweethearts, we've still got your tickets too. No Horne, you can win those . Sway heart . Triggered . , that's a heartbeat. Your chance is English . When tickets to the sway heart coming up before he doesn't Nihil doesn't look like that. No, he's Irish, isn't it? Yeah . Coming up before nine gaming tickets. Hell . Um , wow, that's just rattled me what you just really thrown me this morning. Back the show, shall we? Now guys , I you know I'm uncomfortable believe it or not with like conflict in terms of like if I was in a restaurant I wouldn't send something back or complain. I know man. I was better say conflict you're fine with. It's public confrontation, maybe drawing attention in public, I would say isn't your favorite? Like I wouldn't I wouldn't send a complaint letter or like a negative voice I mean one of those people you sort of you avoid those awkward moments the best you can. Yeah, but you want to say some people are really good at going that restaurant was terrible and I'm gonna write to them or leave her forever and that can really help better businesses sometimes. Well just as an example, Lauren, do you remember when we were sitting eating lunch and there was a parking inspector at my car giving me a ticket and I watched because why don't you run up and we both sat more just run up and go back . It's embarrassing and awkward like I've got a friend who got also saving you eighty dollars sorry. I've got a friend who got a parking fun the like we're not even a parking but we were at a function and we were inside and I was like oh my god that's your car about to be towed Oh. no didn' shet mind they got it on the truck and she got in a friend's car and like chased the child she'd like I could I would just let it go see you but never I have you so we got a parking fine the other day and I normally just suck it up and pay them because I probably stayed too long . But this one sent me . So the parking fine on Turak Road where it's what do you call it when you park behind each other? Parallel parallel parallel p arking , which can be tricky to get in and out of sometimes depending on how other cars park. The parking fine was that the car wasn't close enough to the curb. Have a look. So here's the pictures Now that is crazy. Hang on, no, I think she's in the park. No, no, but look out like 'cause I need to build it you need to build a bridge . But it's not is a there courtesy van Road? You need a courtesy van like the airport. You know, when you park at the cheap park at the airport, they get a van to take . It's like that would be forty centimeters. I know but the problem is that road there's a lot of bike rid ers on there. It's not in a lane though . The car, I know. It's halfway out of that angle's none. Oh my god Nah sorry, you just got a photo too . It's on an angle. It's not in tie. Is the tie is within the line? No, it isn't the tie is past the outside line. Can we put the photo on our socials? Absolutely not on everyone's opinion. Oh, yeah, absolutely get people to weigh in. Oh , Jennifer did you ask the authorities for the camera in South Melbourne? Yes, so we got the photos and I said I said I said a very tursely worded. You can get out of that. I reckon I can turn it, yeah, one hundred percent. I reckon that's one hundred and twenty dollars . You're halfway on the road? Not no, she isn't. No. Not halfway on the road. That line on the first line, I don't even know what that line is. What's that indicating? It's like that's weird. That's why it shouldn't be there. That's like a wedge. But the other car in front, the problem was the other car was parked out. So you're following me leader. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't put that in the letter. I've put that in the letter. Yeah, you've taken zero cut because the other cast you know what? You write a letter and nine times out of ten they'll they'll give you a chance. Have you written letters before? Never. You write a letter, you'll get out of that. I've written a letter . A very tersefully word letter because you know how to follow it up with that parking inspectors . There's a couple in the city of Starington that are awful and they park illegally to give people I know they do. And nobody's no standing zone. I'm like the reason it's no standing should go over and get a parking ticket. Which's dangerous to park there because people can't see when they turn the corner park they do. Well they do stop there. You're halfway out on the road halfway out on the road. You parked nose in haven,'t you haven?' Yout revers ed into that spot. To be honest it was Paul who parked it Milbie. Oh well Paul but get it in the spot. I don't know what he's done but that's not that's not one hundred twenty bucks. The parking inspectors have gone mad. No, they're taking the p iss there. That's do you remember the time outside of Nova, all three of us were parked? Oh . Where Clint , Lauren me. All three in a row. Because by the way, this building, theom Bo gate , occasionally just decides to malfunction, not work and we can't get into the building to come to work. Who got fined that day? We're parked three in a row and I was the only one that got a fin ish. They must be a listener . They must be what? Listen for the show. Must be a listener. Oh, a listener. Yeah . That one I cop because I stayed over title. I'm not copying this one. No game. No. And if you know what? If they say no, you go to Alison L ondon. Alice. Oh my gosh, we needed your story on this. She'd do it for me. Oh, of course she is. She's a gold boy company. She fought to fight for nine dollars like you. She fights a good fight for people on Terra Listen to Rack Road . Every at eight o'clock, we give you a chance to win five thousand dollars for answering one simple question. Who are we playing with today? Ashley from Craigie Burn is our player. Good morning, Ash. morningorning Good m. Hello Ash. How are you for Tuesday Very good. I'm on my way to work. So this is great . Now it says here that if you win the Money, you want to go on holiday to Africa, Africa . Yeah . It is as someone who's been before, it's a great investment. It's one of the great places. On my bucket list, I've never been. Yes, it's on the bucket list. You want to do it What a true is the true these guys play at the airport? When you're basically step foot off the plane , this is Todo thing. Toto at the airport . Wow. See how much lantern? They don't think hold the line. Put it back . All right , Ashley, you want to play for five thousand dollars today. Let's do it . All right, here we go five thousand dollars. Rules are simple. You hear a question , you will hear a three, two, one, you must answer within that three seconds, okay? Yes. If you don't know, have a guess actually, good luck. Yeah, have a guess. I would say this is guess it is . Remember to be got within that three second s. Here we go . How many stripes are there on the US flag? Three One all stripes There's fifty stars, which represent the fifty states , but there's thirteen stripes on the flag, which I would not she can still go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good. Please you're in my name. Can't tip the ban. Seven red six white strips. Shame . I thank to give you the cracked oh ash . Thank you so much.. Have a good day Have a great day, actually. America. Yeah, so Africa. Have you been Joseph? Never done. Never been a Safari there. It was one of the greatest experiences in my life. Yeah, it's my on my book at least. Open Foote Drive? Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. You can go to national parks and then you can go to like safari parks. There's a difference because national parks are a bit more sort of they're wild everywhere, right? Right. You know, the paid parks where you stay in , they're a bit more controlled and they know where the animals are and all the rest of it. The animals drugged? No, no, no, no, tag. The tagged no, then I drug them. No, I'm just checking, like, you know, controlled . You know, like you go to some aquariums like the sharks are just cruising around like the bed. And some of it it can scare you because some of the accommodation, they're like glamping tents. They wander past in the middle of the night we heard a we heard a like thud and it was it was I don't know is the Pride of Elephants? I think it's a pride Pride of elephants just marching, marching through. You're lucky they didn't just march over you? I know Question. Much no I don't know if it's AI or not, but in my algorithm I'm getting a lot of videos of people on safaris and the Tiger alignment jumps into I think there is a lot of AI, but there are some real ones too where they're thinking for huddle. Oh, I'm like now that's the huge up and then you hear the guy with the gun go just stand still Yeah, stand still I'd love to go Yeah, same. We must go visit Africa if you listen to Sappari. It's time for a safari. Hey coming up next guys, we're talking love right after Taylor here on Nova. Good morning. She was in my dream last night. Taylor was. All right. Were you heading to the wedding? No, I dreamt I was playing her in a celebrity tennis m atch. Oh, and then I went for beers with Travis Kelsey afterwards. Oh was his brother there? He loves her brother. It was a real scene. No, the brother wasn't there. I woke up disappointed. Sorry, you were playing Taylor. Yes. Did she wipe the floor with you? Absolutely of course she wouldn't wait for beers with training. She'd be good at tennis. She'd be good at anything . Long limbs. Yes. Good race leaders . Guys, so often in my news, you'll hear me talk about Hollywood celebrity breakups, right? They are awful because I mean, let's be honest, a Hollywood marriage doesn't I mean generalizing, they don't last, they don't really go the distance all the time. They can. And this is what we want to celebrate this morning because the list has been published which celebrates love. That is a Hollywood or celebrity marriage, which has gone the distance more than five decades . They've defied the odds. Would you say looking at the list, it's celebrities that aren't showy. For example, like, you know, like you look at a Harrison Ford, right? Very successful career . When do you see him on TMZ? Well, out of an eye. You know what I mean? That's a good place. You can be professionally excellent and just keep you, you know, head to the ground. Now let me throw some names at you. And the first example isn't a great one because it's Bill and Hillary Clint on. Now they've had some ups and downs. That's on the list. I think I'm pretty surprised fifty one years. I'm surprised they survived in light of the Monica Lewinsky scam. Yeah , but here they are. Rock Solid. Martin Sheen and his beautiful wife. Janet. I sixty five years of happy marriage. They had to deal with their son, Charlie going through all the tiger bloods. Yes. Oh, yeah, I forgot about Charlie Sheen. Tiger Blood. Kirk Douglas. Oh yeah and Anne. seventy years of beautiful marriage. I feel like there's a lot of the one the celebrity weddings where the other person they're not both celebrities. That's right. Oh yeah. Does that work better? Yeah, maybe. So if you're a bit of a no name, a no name spouse. No, not a no name. I'm sure they've got careers just not in Hollywood . Well, not a household name. Are our favorites on the list, Brody, executive producer and I love Goldie Horn and Kurt Rus sell . Can I tell you married? Just dating . I don't know if they are on the list. Are they not married? No, why they're not married? Look this list you've got here. There's many that have been together like what about debt down towards the back end? You know, Barbara and George W. Bush seventy six years? Well, actually no. What about like Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson? Yeah. Yeah, forever. Look, I mean Hollywood, you know, Hollywood how long have your folks been together? Oh jeez, this is a question without notice . Oh, I want to say almost fifty years. Well, you would have remembered celebrate like did you celebrate their fifty year? I don't know, I don't 'cause I'm not married to them. No, but you would have put on a cake or something down at Ferguson Player or No . I'm hoping they had been married for fifty years. Of course you should have put on something . How old's your older sibling? Yeah, so Ryan is like, he is born in seventy seven. So what's that forty eight? He turns fifty next year. Casey, your sister, if she's listening, can you just text us and tell us? Okay, so maybe it's probably more than fifty years . Yeah, yeah. Oh, if you miss their fiftieth wedding anniversary . The kids should be putting them. That's the oldest. They get married before they had Ryan. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Over fifty years. Yeah. My parents were married over sixty years. Wow. Yeah before they passed away. sixty years. What about you? Oh no , no, sorry not to mean that. I haven't got married yet. You're right No. But I'm closer to getting married than you are. She's got you there . A thirteen, twenty four ten is our number. Should we talk Melbourne's longest relationship? Yeah . How long have you been together? Married or just dating I love people who have just been together forever but never got married. Could be your parents? You're the ones that were to be above the line. What? Go. You know, when you meet people and they go high school sweethearts. We're the only two people like we've only been with each other. I know a few people like that. What? I know it just don't get me wrong it's lovely. I think it's amazing but it's great. What's wrong with that? L donike't you want to take other cars for a spin you just when you know you know you bought the mazar and that's what you're gonna settle with. You don't know they might have bought a Ferrari. Why is it a master that they're called? Master. There's also l lastaser a lauifghsetime. M are reliable. They're very reliable. Sometimes it's better to get the master and it'll last to your lifetime than a Ferrari. We're still talking about Carlsle, people. thirteen, twenty four ten is our number . Let's find Melbourne's longest rel ationship . It'll be someone's grandparents . But if they've been together since high school, Jake will probably give them , I'm above the line, it's beautiful, beautiful. Clint can you find out how long you've been fifty? Hang on. Oh, the text has come through. Oh no my sister just said, I don't know how long mom have been for either . Are Derek and Dad knows? Oh no Should not know Should we get you down? Let's get you down no notice and ask him. He would. Just how long have you been married? Oh, here we go. Exactly . You're it. You're it? We asked us last week if you had no idea. No, I do. I don't know why he's a grand No, it's thirteen is thirteen. Unlucky for you . I'm lucky for Luke twenty fourteen is our number . How long have you been together let's try Melbourne's longest relationship and in return will send him out for dinner on us. How about dinner common cuts for you and three? There you go . Couple day Common Cuts a city grill and listening room in the heart of Melbourne CBD thir,din' twentyt four ten. If you're part of Melbourne's longest relationship at the moment Yes, we are celebrating love. We and we love and long marriages , forgetting about the train wrecks that happen in Hollywood from time to time. Are they happening in Melbourne too? Don't worry about that. And you learn from them ? Yes. No, I'm sure you do. Okay, so we're asking Melbourne we're trying to see who's been married longest, right? Yeah, longest relationship. Okay, not even married just longest relationship. Ray. Good morning. Yes, good morning team. Ray. Are you loved up? Sorry, are you loved up ? I certain every day. For how many years ? Fifty years Forty nine married one year's investing in each other. Hey Ray. Right. I have to ring on it after a year. Oh, Ray. Give her a shout out. What's her name and what would you like to say to her this morning Her name is Laur a. Good on you, Laura. I love her dearly. I let her down often and I try and make up as much as possible. None of us are perfect race as long as you try to look best. Anyone tells your marriages are just a perf ect union there's fooling themselves. There's ups and downs , there's reconciliation and there's good days. And Ray, what do you think the sacred to a long happy marriage is ? Listen to each other. Yeah. I doubt it said by your tongue. Do the jobs on the list? Yes. That's very good, very smart, Ray. Very good point. On fifty years, well on your own. That's a great way to start. Got to do something you feel really nice. I know. Well , thanks for coming every day . Thanks for calling Love Song Dedications . Right. I'll let it go. It's nice. It's good. Katrina, good morning. Good morning. How are you? Hi Katrina. You sound like someone who's loved up ? Unfortunately it's not me but my parents How long? How many years have mum and dad been together, Katrina? They've been together since they were six teen years old. And how old are they now? They're in their late seventies. They've been together for over sixty two years. Heaven . And they met on puffing Billy when Dad offered Mum a piece of chewing gum. Jesus and never a little pause in a relationship, midlife crisis or anything No, no, they were all still happily together and the rest of the family we love getting together as a family and celebrating their marriage. Katrina, what would you say is their secret to such a long relationship ? I think it's a bit of give and take. They look after each other , they share everything together and they just love each other so much. Puffing Billy, how romantic? Yum. Did he turn to her and say, I choo choo choos you Very Ralph Wigam. Very Ralph Wigam. Why are you single? Shall I see myself out? Yes, that's me done for the day. Isn't that what Ralph gave to Lady? Yeah, it is . And then she broke his little home. No, she gave he gave her chu chu chewing gum. Yes, it's on the chew chew train. So you should have said that. I'm always cautious of when you hear couples say we never fight. I'm like No, but some people can disagree without fighting . Some people don't like either, but you know, like every now and then there'll be a friend that's like, no , we don't even disagree. We love each other. We're all into the same. I know that's not that's weird. Yeah, I'm like, well, I know there's gonna be a friend. I know people who can have really great conversations and heated robot without fighting and I think, wow, wish I could keep that. I'm screaming 'cause you know what? Someone's got to win. I'm pretty calm until I'm not and then I flipped. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen that sidier . thirty Not to you, but you've seen it to other people. thirty twenty fourteen is our number. What if you're trailing bad argument? And you would need to call you a back. What if I'm losing? Yeah. I mean, it doesn't happen often in my house, clinch . But Paul's very much like it. His way of arguing is very different to mine. I'm a typical female who wants to finish the conversation Oh no just need to discuss it it's done and my honour we are not done here Do you shake the little finger? No I'm just doing that to you. I wouldn't dare do that to be good but if the argument's done res,et. little f That inger. No, but the argument just because you think the argument is done doesn't mean the conversation is finished. If the argument are you go, just move you go . No, but you can't move on because you haven't actually fixed the problem. You've just put a band aid over it by saying we've talked about it. But then let's take some time. Things simmer down and then we go have a chat down the track. You just said it was done. You've just done a one hundred eighty. That's how easy you are to manipulate. I'm just saying like, if it's done, watch your have the lesser. Keep going . Keep going. You can agree to disagree. Yeah, absolutely. All right, done. It's done. Then you walk away. We've had three different conversations in one though there Am I winning? You're wrong? No . Lara, I've never seen you so scared. Very happy to sit back. As always, having a conversation. I play. You're not a crap. But that's why Clinical single. I did not have any news. Conversation. I can't do conversation . Guys, I'm gonna go prep news. Hey Lara, good morning to you on November one hundred . Look, talk to us about beautiful relationships. It's your mum and dad . My mum and dad, yes, they met when they were fourteen and sixteen and a half. They've been together for sixty six years and they will be celebrating their sixtieth wedding anniversary this weekend. What are they doing to celebrate Lara? They don't know what they're doing to celebrate. I've organised a surprise party for them Yes. And Lara, what do you think the secret is to a healthy long relationship? What have you learned from? Oh my gosh, I wouldn't have a clue . They immigrated together from Scotland when they were twenty years old. They'd just got married and six months later they set out for a voyage on a ship and landed in Australia and they've been here ever since and made a really good life for themselves. It's an old school thing? That's so sweet. No,, I it mean just doesn't happen like that . I think it does. It's just if no. I mean, this is not Are you gonna give that Give Lara and Mum and Dad something nice? Absolutely. How about we send them out to dinner on us Common Carl? That's amazing. And you know what? It's for four people. So there you go. Oh, excellent. Thank you so much, guys. No worries. That's coming your way. You enjoy Common Cuts, a city grill and listening room in the heart of Melbourne CBD. Lara, did they ever argue? They do at times, yes, definitely. There has been fights over the years, but they always just work it out. Always work it out. Anyway, guys , they put a pin in it and they move, aren't we? No, you gotta work on it. I know, but if they disagree, they did not where you go clip. He's too uncomfortable. That's what we had to do. Jase wants to put a pin in it. No, that's all we had to do together. We're going to continue talking about it. Oh, no, clinical, I'm coming Ramight roads overn. Drummers on the monash yesterday just see the hoons on the bikes. What were they on? Were they on eBikes? I don't think it was just eBikes. They were motorbikes. But how are they doing riding on the back wheel. You seeir r aising and then, you know , sticking fingers up at cars and then there was this poor person that they surrounded they were trying to kick a window in at this point. I don't know what the motive was. I know it was crazy. They sped off road s arrived. It's just wait, why were they kicking someone's window? A stranger. Yeah. A stranger on the freeway. They surrounded this car and just started trying to kick in the window to harass the driver I think it was like a retribution style because the allegation being that the motorists had been involved in some sort of you know, road raging type incident. So they were trying to get one back. Mate shocked. The crime is out of control. It's gone to the dogs . Well, when's the election ? November. Can't come fast enough. Hey , guys , the election's on the way. I guess who else? Make him the premieres. He'll fix it. Niel actually loves Melbourne. He does too. We should get into the movie. He's still got family that lives here, doesn't he? Niel Orin is coming. That's right. He returns to Melbourne in Febru twenty twenty seven with dinner party live on tour tickets are on sale now from Ticket Tech thanks to TEG Live N ova and we got your tickets right now. You want them Core thirteen, twenty four ten will do it right after G Flip on November one hundred . They have nailed that G Flip, Bed on Fire. You love that show, Clinton. What a song sorry. Song and show off campus . And G Flip was saying their sort of back catalog now has really exploded in popularity , especially in America. Where is that song in off campus? Well, it's scattered all the way through it's not just in one episode. No, no, all the way. Do you see more willies or here more G flip? You see the willy to G flip ratio ratio is more lossided I shouldn't say that is wrong words. Leaner willy sides leaning to the to the to the willy . How's everyone feeling today This is Nihari. I'm so excited to be coming back to Australia very soon. Nyl Horan returns to Australia in february twenty twenty seven with dinner parties live on tour tickets on sale now from Ticket Egg thanks to TG Live and Nova Keep it on Nova to win. That's right because we got the most tickets in Melbourne and God fine ones are going crazy for him. You want to check him out? The dinner party live on tour call now thirteen twenty four ten . All right, let's give some away to Brilliant in Fentree Gully. Good morning . Good morning . Oh my gosh, Brilly, how old are you And you love Nile ? Who are you gonna take to the concert Mummy Mummy You guys will that be your first concert Brilli ant Yeah You never forget your first concert. Will you and Mum have the tickets? Go along and have a night out on us. Enjoy. Hit the merch tent. He'd have good he'd have good merch. He would, he'd have good hoodies. Yeah. ten years old. It's fun because it's an all ages event. So we love that. Love Merch. Kimberly, good morning. Good morning. How would you sound excited already? Would you like to go to Nola? Oh my gosh, I would absolutely love to. Are you kidding? Hey tickets are yours. Oh my god, I'm on the train so I can't be too loud Whereabouts? What line are you on? I'm on the packing line while dancing. Heading off the dancer Now you have to sing a Nile horn song otherwise we'll win the ticket. Oh, are you kidding me? Yeah, I'm kidding. It's one hundred. Okay, great . Are you enjoying the concert? Oh my god, thank you so much. Love you guys. Have a great time. Was the Tap and Go working on the credit card for the train. Yes. It was wonderful. You sound surprised, Kimberly. It's only time years of technology . It's wonderful. Love to see her person sitting next to Kimberly. She starts singing. So Good on you, Kimberly. That's going to be a great concept February next year. He's coming to town. And if you miss down on tickets guys, we've got more to go tomorrow. So just be listening tomorrow morning from six to win you wait a nile . Good morning Melbourne, Billy Elish. Burt of a feather . This is No one hundred. You are on the air with Jaw and Clint. We're doing it. Thanks so much to ready Express. Now before we finish for the day before the morning I was just I was just spooling through our socials . Now we had we had a very amusing conversation. Try and remember just after six this morning it's about McDonald's and a fillet of fish six at hundred and three. I've never known a single person to order a fillet of fish . Everybody loves fillet of fish like Frosten, Alicia Loxley who reads on channel night. So this was all about because the trend at the moment . Yeah, you put my McDonald's order into YouTube or TikTok and the first order that comes up is the order that you should go through the drive through and get . So you made me do it this morning. It was absolutely fighting came up ob.vious Wely didn't do that and then we got on to Phillota Fish. And I'm telling you, hand on heart. You said who eats Philletafish and you know? I just said I've never crossed paths with anyone . Oh , I said like Like she's got incredible incredible charisma and credibility as a new manner. And all that went out the window when you told me that this morning. Okay, well, you know, she's one of the most trusted voices in Melbourne. So she can tell us now . What is it about a fillet of Elisha Long? Am I right? Thank you, Clint. I would say three things. I mean, number one, it's delicious . Number two , it has the Queen of Condiment Tartes sauce. Number three three because as a journalist I like to back things out with facts. It is the only McDonald's burger that has the Heart Foundation ticket of a private es team . Alicia, I should probably mention Clint also said she has it when she 's hung over . What's the heart foundation tick when you're hung ? Can I say that Christina Hearn, another friend of your wonderful programmer once made me sit in the front seat of the taxi because I got a fillet of fish on the way home and she couldn't sit next to me. Beside me So have you been to eat more than one in one sitting later because when you hung, I mean you can, smash a few burgers . I think mine's enough. I haven't actually done that floss, but you know, it's just the perfect burger, the beautiful piece of fish, obviously lined court off the East Australia , a piece of beautiful cheese just straight from the cab. Amazing. And a beautiful bun. You know what? Tartaz sauce can go in the beach with tart sauce is just reminded. I wanna see you do a sponsored post for the Phillip Dish . Actually, as I was saying that, I don't have a deal with McDonald's food disclosure. The last time I saw you and we had a few wings together was after Dom Steinford's housewarming. Did you have to have a fillet of food after that? Correct . Thank you for being a friend We love you later. Thank you, Ox. She's an icon. Six o'clock tonight nine news, you'll see her in action. Well, that's where I get all my news . Only if it comes out of Alicia Oxley's mouth, do I believe it? When it goes to the wide shot to see if there's a wrapper on it on the desk see, someone does eat a fillet of fish. And not just on good fides and you can get out of the back seat and get in the front seat. If you're gonna eat that on my watch Clip to be an apple pie guy, I love apple pie. Is that true that it's the only burger without pie? She wouldn't lie. She deals in she deals in fact. Yeah, she's the face of it, but you're right about the apple pie. They did bring out an apple and custard pie for us . We bought it anyway. This is a bit funky, isn't it? Yeah . Hey, that is it.. We are out of here Have a great day. Everyone. Aaron Rich is in next . We will see you tomorrow. Bye. Bye . Thank you for being a Jace Lauren and Clint wake up feeling good. Jace Lauren and Clint follow them on the socials