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At Central Co op Funeral in Gloucester , we work with you to create a memorable, meaningful send off, honoring the life and legacy of the person you love . With more than a hundred years experience , you can trust us to be your helping hand while you say goodbye . Find us at Barton Street Gloucester . Central Co op Funeral in Gloucester . Here for you when it matters most . Good morning, Melbourne. Wakey, wakey. Wake up, Melbourne. Jace, Lauren and Clint feel good in the morning. Turn it up! Gonna be a good day. This is Jace, Lauren and Clint on on Melbourne's Nova one hundred. Well, good morning everyone. Welcome to you Monday. Good morning. How are you all? We are good. Good morning. We are excellent. Morning. Monday morning guys. Did everyone have a nice weekend? Yeah, I mean chilled to an extent. Oh yeah, you said you were having a very chilled weekend started out . Well because we had this and I'm sure many of Melbourne would have this dile hadmma with Melbourne . Melbourne with the World Cup of course it was on five AM Saturday. Yep. I got up and I went back to bed after fell asleep. But the second half were much better I plan on getting up, but I stayed up and I had friends over and we stayed up and played music and drank red wine and then decided it would be a great idea to go to the pub. Hang on hang on . That's why you're at the pub. You're at the spoiling . Hang on. You stayed up from Friday night or stayed from Friday night. So where did you go all the way through five AM We must talk about this in more detail . Oh yeah. Let's get right into that . But thank God questions. So do I. I have many , many questions. But I want to congratulate you on that quite weak . Well, no, then Saturday and Sunday were fine. longer The long theer you know Clinton away. He says he's gonna have a rainer who go on I went over the night and he says I'm keeping a lid on her. Oh yeah that's it the lid is gone the lid is the lid is gone we had the family in town for the nephew's birthday. How was the nephew's birthday't? get D raidnined out? No, it didn't get rained out. Yeah. It wasn't bad. It was great, but the family all left. Was it an emotional farewell? Oh, you've got no idea. See ya. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Please don't go. Please, please don't go. Did you bundle up all the kids and take them to Toy Story? No, no, no, no, they were happy just sitting in the pool and running around in the yard and yeah, exactly. Was it nice weather ? I was away. I mean, it was not barby. It's not pool weather. I put the hater on, okay? Go guys, Savaranaspa. That's going to be costing you a small fortune. Well, I only put a large fortune actually in this current climate . Anyway , we got a big show coming up today. Football was a bit random I went to Byron Bay and in Byron Bay no one gives two shits about the IFL. Really? It wasn't even on the road. I didn't see it. Didn't hear about it? No one goes to the pub to watch any games or no? Well, no, not this weekend. I think no one spoke about it. So I have no idea what happened. All you need to know is that quite a few of the players took kooky pills on the weekend. I think a robot. Everyone went a bit cooky. Yeah . It's very salt. Odd happenings . Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we need to dive into it. Guys, the Aussie Saturday morning. Not great Yeah , not great. You don't even remember that very good either . We're gonna cross the fudge out . It's not over. Official the night out. You still go we're going to cross the Far Joe official unofficial correspondent. He's a tradey from Melbourne who we've got over there at the World Cup. We'll check in with him later on in the show. Plus, we got cash to go on the first half an hour details and he can win that coming up very soon, but Clint quite Friday night. Uh oh. We'll get to the bottom of that. He didn't all nighter right after proud of you still got it . We're doing a welfare check on our , I'm gonna say iconic clutch Stanaway who pulled an all night out of which you know what? I can't even tell you the last time I did that or even at a couple of four o'clock finishes? When? A couple of weeks ago? Couple of weeks there. Nah. She's unused to me . I think my birthday I did Paul came downstairs and said that sun is coming up. Go to bed. Well, man, I was playing the arm. That's right. I was playing the violin on a vodka bottle at the time . Everyone playing were playing the cores and he was like, That is enough. Me and my friends someone who was being said and asked for you had an Irish dance for a vodka bottle on a vodka bottle. Anyway, not about me. You're an iron. I mean it happened. I dare say I wasn't the only one because there was a decision to make do you, do you go to bed and get up or do you go through? So this was to watch the soccer . Now the issue is that the game starts at five, but you want to be up and ready at four thirty because there's all the stuff the anthem and all the rest of it. And four thirty is still the night. Well, the real issue was at the pub down the road, the rising sun closed at one AM, didn't it, you know? I mean, how selfish of them? So hang on talk me through from the beginning. So we went for dinner front. Yeah, well actually I went to celebrate our intrepid producer Jazz's thirtieth birthday . Happy the jazz. So he would have been Irish dance. I left him and I made the bold statement. I said, I'm going home because I need to rest . I'm getting up. That was I think I left about nine thirty. Like that. Going high. Yeah. Big guy there . On the way home, a few mates from school said, We're at the rising sun. Come down for a drink. Dangerously close to your house. Very close. We won't give away the exact location, but close, you know, hundreds of meters . So I popped in, didn't I? Popped in, but you were going home to sleep. I was for the soccer . He's just popping in nine thirty gets to one AM when the rise. Okay guys that's a big we got to go home. This is the bar staff all right no worries come back to you know what? You've got a friend who was just moved in and he's a DJ . So all his DJ equipment will be there somewhere and I can set it up, right? He was he was fast asleep. So I get home and I set up DJ didn't I? Where did you set it up on your island, Ben? Thank you for the question. I've got a photo It was in the lounge room. At the coffee table? Here I am. Oh my God You look like such a dickhead . In my leather jacket, spinning some tracks for four people it's on in my lounge room. You've got teammo David. Why does Why doesn't that video pan around to the crowd . Three. Anyway, so what are we talking? one AM becomes sit up teaching two, becomes three, becomes four and we go. And is your snake just sleeping? Sleeping? Sleeping was loud like a rock. I mean, it was loud at times, yeah. And you played the three hour set. Pretty much we all sort of had a hoon. It was like a rotating DJ Bangers did you. And then I was like, yeah, you broke I think we at one stage Madonna's like a prayer got a it's hot right now. They've done a remix. No, no, no, it didn't. No, it didn't. That wasn't on the USB that had been right . They were busy with a mitfat golf fat. Anyway, long story short, we got to about four thirty you're right. You got to prepare for the anthem for the walkout, all the rest of it. I thought let's head to the sporting globe up the road. It's called Nuba in we popped we got a free green and gold scarf arrival . I mean what an absolute joy that was it was like it wasn't jamed at p fourack thirty when we got there , but you clicked your fingers at five and the place was to get a table . Didn't get a table. We stood and then I was n't sipped for I sipped I think you mean you were leaning to my pineapple cart and draft it wasn't going down . Did you offer to get on the decks at the sporting bag? Were you still in your leather jacket from the map of in the leather jacket? But I put a soccer's jersey underneath . Oh my god. So all your friends still dress in their clothes from the night before . That's legendary. I'm so proud. And then half time we toddled home because we were like, this ain't our night. Back to the DJ s. Not out morning. Yeah, did you go back for another son? No, I was like, We're going home. What just sleep? That would have been like six thirty. Yeah, approaching six. Ah, that's a that's a long, that's a good innings. And then how productive was your day ? Very productive , Lauren, I sat on the couch all day. Heaven. A lot on Sunday . All day. And the deck's still set up. I'm fresh today They're still set up. Yeah, absolutely. They are. Do you want to come around? I'm good. Thank you. We can go now. You get the sporting globe guys. It's a viewing party Flint House for the next game. Remember just popping in. Dude we're not there all night we're popping in. As long as you've got the right intentions for you just to be a poppin . Good morning, Melbourne. This is one No hundredva. You are on the air with Jose, Lauren and Clint this morning here at Nova and all this week you can win cash nice and early. High protein Greek yogurt. Naturally high in protein from one hundred percent fresh milk, no powders added. Feel your day . Tiani, high protein Greek yogurt. Naturally high in protein from one hundred percent fresh milk, no powders added. Feel your day with Gioanvni, Jace Lauren Clint's High Protein Yoga Peel Well we got there. All right, cash to go. All we have to do is give us a ring now. We spin the Chibani wheel . What a beautiful wheel. Look at it. All the different flavors flavors and types of chibani on here and they all correlate to a different financial amount than an example, learn of what's on the wheel. There's no added sugar. There's protein from one hundred percent fresh milk. That's right up your alley. Oh my gosh. Naturally high protein, also up your alley. Lactose free. Lactose free. An artificial sweetness gamma. I just had a glimpse into the future. Adriana executives over here. May. Yeah . Spinning the wheel on wheel of fortune or the letters. I was more of a process right girl to be honest. Ah, yeah, right . Okay, let's go to the phone . Let's go to Nick and Glenaris. Good morning. Morning, Nick Morning. Hello, Nick. How's the weekend, brother? Yeah, it was great. What do we get up to? What do we get up to? Watch too much of the World Cup. Yes, same we watch the first half . All right, how this works is we're going to spin the wheel, whatever comes up you win. It's as easy as that, all right right? All. Awesome. Here we go. Spinning the chimani high protein. Very free yogurt wheel. Very straightforward. Here we go . Around she goes. We need some guys. I think I spun it a bit too hard. All right, here we go. Cashima in July . It has landed on boom. Oh protein from one hundred percent fresh milk, which is worth fifteen hundred bucks. Bang, muddy's yours, Nick . That's awesome. Is that the easiest case? You've ever won ? Yeah, the easiest. fifteen hundred dollars . With thanks to Chibani. Ligo, Chibani high protein, Greek yog urt , naturally high in protein from one hundred percent fresh milk, no powders added to fuel your day with Chibani. Congratulations . Thanks Tella. No worries. Money is yours. We do it every day this week nice and early. So we're gonna be uploading cash every day before involved. All right, coming up, gonna check you around to work. At this in news that it's been a very weird round in football, hasn't it? So strange, a lot of weird happenings , Lauren. One , you will love. Okay It's a musical flavor. Yeah, how about less singing and performing and more playing? Yeah We'll chat all things pretty coming up . Okay, just quickly to see the front page of the paper today I did. We can we can now climb marble a sky on the route. So they do something similar at Adelaide Oval. Well, I saw at Adelaide Oval during Gather theying s,it up there and watch her up there. They do. So this is like on the outside of the Marble . Yeah, yeah, you can watch an AFL game. It says From above the stadium vows to become Melbourne's must see attraction. I think we've got a starop. Mveli Stumad has had a real glow up. Yeah, it has to say them all time . It's like a party level to watch. There's that. There's that's the Coca Cola zone. They've also got the restaurant there, the beautiful restaurant in the stadium for your restaurants? Yeah., in the stadium Yeah . Now I mean, I would have thought that the Melbourne observation wheel was enough of an attraction. But here we go. You can get a harness. Let's get a harness and climb the roof. Climbing things.. Okay Now people love it. Not for me. I get scared. Yeah, it's not. I did that Q one on the Gold Coast where you go at high that one. I had to do one in Canada and it was like the tallest building in Canada and I was absolutely terrified. Terrified. And then when they get you to lean over the edge for a photo , thanks. Pot of me hanging over the edge of a building. You eak a tower when the glass cracks. No, I don't like that. You got me there. Oh, I haven't seen it. You stand out and it's sort of out over the road and then it breaks down the road it's like a glass box in it and it comes out and it's all frosted. It actually comes out of the night all frosted and then it goes clear and you're like, wow it's, clear in the news I've got to get it to get the old tourist wouldn't it? Yeah . I've done it multiple times against me every time. Hey, there were some weird happenings in AFLN at the weekend. Some are you know what? We're getting to the business end of the of the year it is June and not long until September. The hawks are doing okay they won by sixteen points over the suns Now it wasn't so much the result caught my attention. It was their former vice captain Dylan Moore. He was interviewed. He was one of the best on the ground. He was interviewed post match. And look , he got a little confused. He tried to use a saying that we've all sort of heard around the traps over the years, but he sort of he got himself into a bit of a tangle. Have a listen. Last time you were in these rooms with feeling you've had and brought the elephant out of the carpet or whatever you're saying so you don't want to be like that again. So just run me past that saying one more time. The elephant out of the carpet . Get out of the car. Get it out of the carpet. We know what you're talking about. So Kate trying to say there's an elephant in the room? Yeah in the room? We've swept something under the carpet. That's exactly it. But he's and he swept the elephant under the carpet under two. That's a big carpet. Yeah. Yeah, so we tried to pull the elephant out of the carpet ? . That's amazing. I love it. No, I mean he's a footballer so I'm not saying that all footballers . But you know, I can forgive him. It's an innocent mistake. I love how the commentating crew went back in for another Yeah, Gary L ion. That's something we'd do to you, Jay. Yeah. So you get your sayings all a bit muddled sometimes. You know that you've come out with that's why I'm not throwing shade on this guy. Have we got any one on the team got anything for us? When I was in America America I was with my girlfriend Pier. It was just the two of us and there were like ten Americans. And we were I can't remember what we were talking about. And I said, Oh my god, you couldn't swing a cat in there and they were all like yeah yeah you couldn't what? And I was like, you couldn't swing . Yeah. And Per and I were laughing so much. Like we all say that but in America they could not get their head around that being a saying in America like you guys swing cats down there ? No, we don't. How about this? thirteen twenty four ten, give us the saying, we have to work out what it means. Oh yeah, good one. Swing a cat, obviously small space. Or have you buggered one up? Yep, you bugg ered one up? Brady? Either all . Very famous . You've got 'em by the shortened curlies. Got them by the short and curlies. You gotta buy the leg. Oh, no, I made the balls. You gotta buy the balls. Got them by the pub us. Yeah. Yeah. Short and purpleys. They're saying that you're under the pump, basically. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's short and curl. Remember Jay said that was the final gun in the coffin . Remember when you said that The final gun What you said or the final bullet in the gun? What did you say ? Final gum sweep that elephant under the rug is it really is hell final bull et in the coffin . All right ten is our number . We're talking savings. So have you bugged one up or have you got one that you say? Yeah, if you got a favorite, we'll try and decipher what it means. In return we got a lot of good stuff to offload this week. We got tickets to movies, little staycations. I like a stay . thirteen, twenty four, ten is our number we are talking sayings. What's your favorite or what have you stuffed up? Like, you know, when people say, Oh, they're as dumb as a box of rocks? Oh yeah. And then isn't it dumb as a box of nuts? They're probably as dumb as each other, to be honest. Or mad as a froginess cut snack snake or cut snake. Frogging a sock. Frogging a sock. Or cut snake I don't know. Frogen snake. I think you're fine. You're as mad as a cut snake. That's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You haven't heard frogening. Sock. I've heard of frog pomp. Oh, I've done a few of those situations. Yeah. Yeah, I've done a few of those looking . Mad's frog and a sock. Yeah. thirty, twenty fourteen, we're talking Sayings. What's your favorite? Give us a call at Nova. We're talking sayings Hawksblade got himself in trouble post match. We're not in trouble. He just got himself a bit muddled up. Last time you were in these rooms and feeling you hadn't brought the elephant under the carpet or whatever you're saying. Dude, I don't want to feel like that again so just run me past that saying one more time The elephant under the carpet We know what you're talking about. Do we? We took the elephant under the carpet so it was a hybrid of there's an elephant in the room and we swept it under the camera. A lot of people get the saying nip it in the bud wrong. They say nip it butt. Nip it in the butt. That's what they assume. It's the bud. Just quickly prize it back , see that port. Yeah, decent win. Yeah, Portimately had the three wins this year. Well, Port with thirty up and they cooked it. He's only serving four wins because he barks for Collingwood now executive producer back. So he's just trying to he's just inserting some drama into the rilling him up just said before. I was riling him up over the weekend on text and you've gone and doubled down . Don't say you're not rattled. You know exactly how you sound raddled. You're unrattled, aren't you? Don't flip me the bird. Are you unrattled? You don't even know the rule so it doesn't count. Oh yeah, he's saying you're unrattled. New fun . You mean you're rattled you big bog. You're unrattled. You're unrattled. You're unradled, aren't you? You just rattled illustrated our exact phone topic, which is Did when did you stop the same? Did you just merge you've unraveled and you are rattled I said you are rattled . You can't make that up. That's what we're talking about right now . Jace also famously said that's the final bullet in the grave for the nail in the coffin. Emily caught that bullet in the grave. You're already dead, but my grandmother now would get a bullet. Hello, Em ma. Hello, good morning, everyone. All right, what's the saying? As useless as kits on a bull. Yeah a great one. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, and that means well, it means you're completely useless. Yeah. No , balls don't need teets because teets, no milk. , the mummable needs that. What's that just a cow? That's a mumbo. It's a mumbo. Mumba mumball mummable with the teeth. Get in a cow good morning Good morning. What's the saying ? What's that got to do with the price of fish? What does that do with the price of fish? Where does that come from? I'm not actually sure. My dad said it to me all the time growing up whenever I'd be talking to me about something and he'd go, well, what's that got to do with anything pretty much? Yeah, exactly. That's what it means, right? What's it got to do with anything? Where that comes from? Loved a saying growing up. Did he? Yeah, like for you were eavesdropping, you probably wouldn't understand the language. Yeah, right. Like you spoke in Ryan. Yeah, that was one of his favorite things. The heritage of that? It says, well, the heritage, it originated in the US. America It doesn't really go. It's just basically a sarcastic colloquial idiom used to point out that someone has made an irrelevant comment. Oh , there you go. Yeah . Allison, hello? Hello, how are you? We are excellent. What's the saying you've got ? Not my circus, not my monkey. Yeah, love that. What one's that? Not my circus, not my monkey, not my monkey. I've never heard that . It's basically like I've got nothing to do with it. I've got nothing to do with this . So in my business is not my circus, not my someone walked in right now . I like that. Say our boss was to walk in and start talking about another, you know, a problem on another show and be venting and we're just about not our circus not our monkeys. And also it's a good way of saying you deal with it. Yeah , you know what? You buddy deal with it, you're probably when I'm gonna roll that one out now, you'll bugger it up you know not my not my circus, not my clown . See the monkey with a bullet? It probably will be your circus and your monkey but you're complaining of me . Yeah, don't join me. I've always said that a good one. It is your circus and they are your monkey. Well, he's the monkey. Not my circus not my monkey. No, that's your monkey under the cup. That's the hawking circus. Hello Dale. Dale. Good morning guys. How are you? Yeah, we're good Dale. We're talking saying so what do you got for us ? Well, it's always the finishing move of the night when you 're with your mates or you 're going somewhere and then you just pull out the old guys, I'll see you around like a Rissoul. Ah, round like a Rissout. I'm like a Risso. See Round. I like that. Very dale carriaged. It is dale. Very Darl Kerrigan . I like you never use that one. Haven't you? No. See round like a risk. Not my circus not my monkey. That is a snake. I'd just say not my circus not my monkeys in random sentences. What's that got to do with the price of it? Oh my so annoying . All right, let's sweat that segment under the carpet. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's our gig. Not the elephant. Oh yeah, we pull the elephant under the carpet good morning everyone and welcome to you Monday. We got a big show still to calm your chance to win your way to Noel Horn. We're gonna do that sometime in the next hour so stick by the phones and we'll tell you when to ring and of course double play fantastic. When you hear us play two songs by the same artist back to back . Give us a ring and you could share in twenty thousand dollars. You might have heard in my news just then. Serena Williams. Now this is just broken in the last half an hour. She's back not just doubles but now singles at Wilmond. Yeah. Yeah. Forty four years of age. She still got it. Go get it clean. I think so. She got a wild card. She got a wild card to the Old England club. She's won there many times before, but that is just that's a big story. That is master . I love her. I do too. I hope she does well. , she gave it up was sitting home going on bored. She's got kids now. So she won the Australian point when she wasn't pregnant, didn't she? She did, yeah. That's amazing. Also, I suppose you got nothing to prove. You won the you know, you won the title. We was just going back . People like that are like she'd be so competitive. She's going just to have fun. It's like my sister took her to the Vixens the other day and she played with the Vixens and she got white line fever. She was sitting cour tside so I was close, but it was like she was like ready to go. She was ready to, you know? Yeah, I think once you're a professional athlete shout out to Melbourne, either then go and do anything just for fun. Maybe I should do another year at the Dad's football game. I just concentrate on the radio to cool. I think that's a good idea. Yeah, okay, good cool. Hey, guys, do we all get up early to put the sucker's? I did own to Barron Barron bade for the weekend s. Oh god, I miss living there. , we woke up. Yeah, we woke up. The sun was coming out was just heavenly and we watched it and then Paul went back to sleep after time. Did it run into it up in Barrow? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasving hea down here. It was like three , four hundred people at the sporting globe in Maudy Allegy. We rocked up just after the Ossie match because we want to watch the Brazil one. And that's patriotic of you. Well, no, we watched the Oss one at home. I take the sister in law down for the cuz she's Brazil ian. Yeah, yeah, so she came in all guns blazing. But the place was dead quiet. I said to the staff, where is everyone? They were like everyone started getting the gremlins after I would have thought a lot of people stayed like there would have been people that went through. No, no one in their right. No , it would've done. Like our very own Clint Stanaway 'cause he's a legend . You're an icon . You did it for the country. Now were the Gremlins at the Stanaway? Yes. They were demons There were demons. He was also at the sporting globe, just a different one to you. Thank God, I didn't walk in All your kids Clay. Hi . Uncle Clinton's fellow. Hey, coming up next. We're crossing the world . Official unofficial correspondent. Fudge joins us next . Let's catch up with our man Fudge . Our correspondent but he's just a normal guy at the World Cup. Probably half cut. I'm in on the ground gonna tell us what's up . That's right . He is our official unofficial correspondent for the World Cup. Just a normal guy who's packed these bags, he's gone to follow the Sopharoos. A trade from Melbourne living large on Long Beach, L. A. And he joins us now morning Fudge. Come in Fudge. Morning morning, ladies and gents, how are we? How are we? We are good . Good. Fudge, you're at the game ? I was, I was, guys. And how did I tell you that it was a bit flat. We were a bit flat after the game, you know? I think every fan here, the one game we wanted to get a draw or a result against was probably the bloody U SA, but we didn't. So you know what ? It's okay. We had some good chance walking in, you know, there was there was a couple of risk things going on. A little bit of what was the best one I think was the Oddy Boys were out where what was it? The Odd Boys are out for the brew and Donald Trump is something I've got to remember might have got a team to trouble. Did that go down well? Or radio? And I'll tell you what it was a problem . We thought we might get kicked out of stadiums. So here in the yeah, well the UK supporters apparently had done something similar and I think it was Atlanta and they'd got booted so you know it was a bit trepidious but, that's all right got. We through it guys. We got through it. Yeah, you don't want to get from the stadium. No . Hey, Fudge. Price for the tickets I paid, guys. It was sixteen hundred Australian dollars for a ticket. I'm gonna not go in. Hey Fudge. What happened to the soccers in your expert opinion ? Right . Look, honestly , we basically didn't turn up in the first half, guys. What happened ? We just he went with a lineup change. There's been a lot of commentary about that. Now I don't think that was the issue. The fact was we were there. The boys really weren't switched on for probably about the first half an hour and unfortunately we conceded those two goals in that time. And at the end of the day, we came out in the second half , we really came at them. We were going. There was some questionable reperangision most of them coming from the US fans that change something. That second goal fudge, that was offside every day of the week, was it? Well, there was profanity's beinged yell over the fence. I can tell you that much. We were a bit looked Was it offside? Was it not offside? The fact is that it probably was. They haven't called it for us and as you can imagine as Australian fans right behind that goal, the referee was copying an ear for us let's just say where do we find you now Fudge? Are you in LA or on your way to LA We are in LA now we're in Long Beach . I'm just walking I'm walking the peers in Long Beach and I swear to God every franchise you can think of is dead set up here. There's a PF chain so hooters right next door inside Seriously insane. How they do it over here. Edropping by hoarders to support the small business Look if I have to, I might but you know, there's also tequila jax and when you know in Rome you can do what they're doing you know what I mean? Do the soccer is beat Paraguay ? The sockeroos do beat Paraguay. I think they get up. I think you'll find that poppers poppers line up will be solid by then. And I'll tell you what, here's for all the Australian fans out there. Let me tell you something. First of all, we're through to the next round because short of a loss by a lot of goals, which I can't see happening, we will finish in third place at very worst, but a draw or a win will put us through into the next round for against so is good. I am I'm saying this live. I'm gonna tell you right now we are going to the thirty two. That's a guarantee and you can put it on my . It's like rem,ember that that oct popus used toick the winners? Yeah. We got fudge. Hey, fudge of you. I've got a family back here in Melbourne. You want to do a shout out? I do have a family back there in Melbourne , yes. I do. I mean, I've got extended family. If you're asking if I have children and a wife, the answer to that is no. No. Are you looking for one in America such? Oh yeah No. I can flat outside, no. You might find one. I'm trying to find food without sugar in it here guys and I swear to God everything has sugar in it and I can you can, you know, if you're looking at the streets, you can tell everything's got sugar. He doesn't want a wife, he just wants some food with su nogar. I wouldn't have pictured him as a healthy baby mat. Well, I'm telling you, I feel like I've got diabetes and I've only been here for a week Sweetener. All right. We love you . Well, we can't wait to talk to you again. Yeah, well you go. Tell me what, look, we've got the pre game coming up. I think what it would be Friday morning your time. So see how we go. I'll either spec you after the game or we can have a chat before the game and I'll give you a lot of updates of what we think the lineups are gonna be. Well we have to do that . Just quickly fudge. So if we make it through to the round thirty two, is your tour end there or do you stay on or do you come along? Well this is what I'm debating right now. So we're trying to look at thirty two tickets and sixteen and as we discussed in the first report, that FIFA are rotting every fan here . So it's difficult to get tickets at the moment, but I have got the possibility of staying on. I'm just we're waiting a paraguay game and who knows I might chat. And if I do, I'm happy to ring you and tell you all about it. Well , at least you don't have to ask the wife permission . That is damn right. That's exactly right. That's what I've got going. I'm also not looking for a wife here. Good on you fudge. Good fudge. Good on you guys, you have a good one and go on me. Yeah, come on you bloody sockeruse. How's everyone feeling today? It's no horn. I'm so excited to be coming back to Australia very soon. Thanks no over Nile Horan returns to Australia in february twenty twenty seven with dinner party live on tour, tickets on sale now from Tickette thanks to TEG Live and Nova Keep it on Nova to win. And go on the phone lines going crazy for this. Let's not muck around. Let's go to their fans Jessica in Huntingdale. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning . You are going Oh my God, thank you so much. You're so welcome. You have a great time. It's gonna be quite the concert. Jessica. So true your cable tying your partner take them along . I am . Oh my God, who's gonna love it? Nal such a great performer. It's going to be an amazing show. You enjoy it. I think so I think I'm going to convert him. It'll be great. Thank you so much. My god it's fr gonnaont have a row seat to watch you fall in love. Just be careful you don't say Niel's name when you get home, you know what I mean? I'll try not to say okay. All right, I'm doubling down today. Let's go again. Third, twenty fourteen, if you want to win those Niel Horn tickets, we've got extras. I found've a few more on my sleeve , so let's see. Yep, let's do it. We're going to double down and go to Vermont, Lucy . Hi . Are you available in February by any chance? Absolutely, I am. The tickets are yours. Thank you so much. Oh, you're welcome. Who can take you? My best friend. Oh my god, have you loved Nyl since his one Days? Absolutely. He's my favourite. I feel like you'd be right in the One Ditting Zone. You've graduated into the solo career school. We got a scream up. Scream readers back here . News is out. You are going enjoy fun . No Horn returns to Melbourne inbru Farye twenty twenty seven with dinner party live on to our tickets on sale now through Ticket Tech. Thanks to TEG and Nova, TG live and Nova and tomorrow we've got more tickets to go as well. It's real a heart throb, isn't he? Held Nyl? I love him. Guys, it's coming up to seven thirty. We're going to check around latest in news and then can I check? Are we playing football or are we playing instruments? What is going on? I mean, I love that. If you can do both, how it to you. If you saw the blues win, you'll know what we're talking about. There was a random musical instrument introduced into the club song. Well, the blues are on fire. It's funny say that because you know how they call people the Hollywood Hawks? Are you because they're all showy and they're really good ? I've been told they're going to be called the Bollywood Blues. Bollywood. How about? There's the Hollywood Hawks and the Bollywood Blues. The Broadway Blues. Or maybe. A couple of tap dancers in there. We'll take it to the Broadway Blues, changing room on the other side of this. twenty eight past seven. Good morning. You're listening to Nova. Well, good morning Melbourne. Just go on twenty five to eight time you head to Marvel, you can watch the game on the roof . I know. Now you can walk along the roof. What soon? In a couple of weeks sky walk? Yeah, very similar to Adelaide Oval . They'll harness you up. Oh, it's not a good look to harness it. And you can watch it, depending on who 's from up there. Matt Shavington will look right now. So you can walk around the roof of marble and then yeah, they sit you up on the roof and watch. Not for me because I'm scared of hearts a bit. Well, I'm not actually scared of heights, but I'm you scared of harnesses. I'm scared of harnesses. That's true. I don't like standing on a roof like that. Surely you can't have a beer up there when you're watching the game? No , no, no, no, no, everything is attached to you. You know what? Camel back the bridge walk. Little Camel Back. Bridge climbing the river.. Yes Oh yeah. It'd be pretty amazing. Great jumpsuits . The marvel jumpsuits look quite good. You know, a Marvel character. Oh, that's cool. I need a cape. Hey, something caught my eye at the footy at the weekend. Oh yeah. In fact, it's gone. Viral viral. Matt Cotrell of the Blue Baggers. Now the blues won, they beat the giants great win back in finals contention. What's the go? Is the coach an interim coach? It is an interim coach, but now he's coming red, hot favorite to get the role full time. If he wants it, Josh Fraser, that is. Fraser former Collins. Former Collin Ruckman. Yeah. Good, you'd leave him in the top job at the moment. Feel bad for your boss.. Oh yeah Although bosses got new giggy sign on with Fox Footy. Yeah. Now Matt Cotchill got so happy after the victory, back in the side, back on the winners list. He pulled out a harmonica This is in the dressing room at the end the piano now but wait he merges that into Now he's a bit of a bit of an icon at Icon Park. Cultural, bit left of center, you know, a bit old. I'm off that. Exactly that when there's some players that are a bit, you know, have a different skill or something big different. Like the mood. I mean, it's the blues at the moment. I guess my question here is what's next because you know that Foodie Cubsl love to one up each other . So what are we gonna see next week? There was the robot of the Richmond Games which was just odd that. But I'm thinking Senator Do we see a guitar next? Do we see Kenny J on the saxophone? Yeah, like a cello . Should we get Harold from Neighbors in there? What was the big thing he used ? The tuba . I just reckoned . You'd notice if someone walked into the rooms with that. Hang on a tuber. Let me get my violin . The violin you could smuggle in a sports bar, better a cello or tuber cin. And you got to think, you don't want that instrument sitting there if you have a loss. What's the tuber in the corner ? No reason. He's very good on the harmonica that wasn't bad. Harmonica's a freak me out. How does that one little thing make so many noises? It's pretty easy. It's all to play. It's all in there. I don't think it is. It's all in the links, isn't it? Oh, no, it's all in the up and down it That'd be pretty easy . It's not dead. The lips make different sounds on the harmonica. I don't know. Just blow into it and wriggle it up and down Wriggle it 's this name slide it up and down. There's no keys. There's no keys on it. It's all about where lips go on the implement ation. If you're just tuning in right now, we're talking about playing a harmonica just I don't know what else you would think we were talking about. Exactly. Yeah good point very musical s twenty one await coming up next slides I mean I don't use Facebook very often, but on the rare occasion I just flick it open, I've got some random pages that I follow . one And popped up on one and I thought that's good gear. That's good gear. I got to talk to the boys about it. We'll go in there . Right across Melbourne. This is number one hundred Good morning. You're on the air with Jason Lauren and Clint. We're doing it. Thanks to our mates at Shell Ready Express and Remember when you hear two songs by the same artist back to back, give us a yell. You could share in twenty thousand dollars cash which would be nice heading into school holidays. Oh yeah a little money suckers . What are we talking about? It's Friday . Friday I haven't checked. What a early knockoff? It better not. What is for my nephew one o'clock O'Clock I know. I said I can't pick you up. I'm going to the soccer. I'm gonna watch this summer. The thing is if it's a midday pickup , don't wear uniform , don't pack like lunches. Just do a barbecue . You know what I mean? Yeah, little Bunnings Barbecue in the school carpark. Nice. Love it. Maybe cocktail car for the parents. Absolutely. And for the teachers. Oh yeah, see kids. I think that's why they finish it, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're going to the pub. They got the slash machine gun. Good on a start. Oh, yeah. Hey, guys, I was just saying before , I have like a Facebook page that I do not use , but I mean, nor do I. Facebook's coming back guys, isn't it? Yeah, so Met youa're, just getting old er. No, no, Meter are now paying a lot of influencers to move their content over to Facebook, really. Yeah, to bring it back. Because they've got reels now and everything, don't they? Yeah. They're pouring a lot of cash . There's a lot on there that's different to when I used it a lot back in the day. When I was a tacker anyway, I was having a peruse the other day and there is one Facebook page that I joined God knows when it doesn't sound like me because it's called The Dull Woman's Club . The Dull Women's Club Dull Women's Club. And it's got one point six million members. What happens in the Dull Women's Club? You know, right, it's actually random things that are all very dull. What you posting has to be fairly dull. Sometimes you gotta get approved what you post? I'm not sure I can because the community pages I mentioned. Can you imagine you posting on that? The community pages you have to get approved for your posts. They kick you out if you're not engaging like they're they're ruthless. Like there's things like this woman's looking for a new toilet and she wants to know what shape is the most comfortable. That's dull. It's dull but there's like hundreds and thousands of comments going don' gett the square one, Darth. You're gonna regret it. Oh, you can't have a square from that square toilet. I've never heard of that. Like this . No. from that to like women just posting photos of themselves going, I'm a forty five year old woman and I hate taking selfies, but here's a photo of me and all the other women are like, Power to you, sis. You look great. Get out there. You post one of those? It's really like, Like look at this lady, I've been seeing all your wonderful pictures so I thought I'd post mine. I'm not happy with my pictures, but my husband always says I'm beautiful so I'll keep him. Anyway, here's a photo. Hi ladies. Oh , she's got hundreds of comments being like good on your situation there. Have a great day. Enjoy sitting in your leather. So kind of all kinds of leather climate. In the UK, she is. Good enough. Now, why am I on this facebook paper? I'd like to know idea. But one popped up the other day and it's got like hundreds of thousands of comments and it said, Hey guys, what sucks does a child but do you love as an adult? And the comments on it really gave me a chuckle. There's some comments up there like having a nap. Kids hated being poor Hiking was an option . Blue cheese . Kids ate that. Yeah. It's just nice food. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like nice speed it got a bit cokey, like oh getting spanked getting spanked . Morgan Marie Bowers. Hated it as a kid Could n't this about it? That's a good point Going to bed early . Okay . Anyways, so I got me thinking, what did suck as a kid that is awesome these days? Yeah. Like bed early. This is me because I'm a person . I would say one , I would say one is a condiment. Oh, I love a condiment. As a kid as a kid, all you care about tomato sauce. Well, as a kid, I hated marmalade , but I buddy love You are such a norm. I love it. I love it. You are It's one of the most underrated spreads in the pantry. Amazing. No. What about you? What's the difference between marmalade and jam? It's just got a bit of tang to it. A bit of bite a nice tea like a tea salon salon. There's no way you'd have a tea as a kid and now I'll give me a nice little chamomile. Yeah, we love where tad drink about IBS. That settles the tummy. What a taunt. The tea. Hated having IBS camel. seven of the time. You know what I hated as a kid? Olives. I thought they were olive. Now I could eat 'em out of a jar on a pizza. When you're a kid you want 'em on a pizza. What about going to bed at seven thirty? Heaven, but I would throw my toys out as a kid if my parents . I was begging my ten year old to go to bed last night so I could go to bed. Yeah . thirteen, twenty fourteen, Melbourne, what sucked as a kid that he's awesome as an adult? In return , I've got family passes to Toy Story five . We've got lightscape family passes or if you just want to go out on date night, I got doubles to the movies. thirteen ten is our number. She looks like the card . Can I just yes? Oh yeah, I reckon she'd spent the back time. On the Dull women's club, do you know how many people wrote that? Getting spanks really. Really Not so dull. You guys should all get the terms out. Yeah. Do they have a dull men's cl ub? There is, they would be . I don't know if Sarah Jones runs it, but it's running terrifying. Double women's club by Sarah Jones if anyone wants to join. thirteen, twenty four, ten is our number. What sucked as a kid but it's awesome as an adult . Good morning Melbourne. This is number one hundred. You are on the air, which Jaw and Clint were doing it thanks to our mates at Chelready Express . We're talking what sucked as a kid, but you love as an adult. Yeah. I saw this post on the Dull women's club. Surprisingly, I'm a member . Some good stuff goes down in there actually, but this one really got the gullies chatting. What about kisses ? Yes . Hated it when you were a kid. Don't kiss me and holding hands. Oh yeah. I mean, when I was little, I loved it and then as a teenager forget about it . Now goes to you. Oh , whatever was offered . If it was offered, offered. No, I said, whatever thirteen, twenty fourteen is our number. What sucked as a kid but is lit as an adult Lauren. Good morning . Good morning. What sucked as a kid but we love now. Mum's opinion . No, I call my mum like even just for advice . Yep, yep, calling your mum. She's the first person you call now where there was a kid she was a block. As a teenager, forget I'm forty three years of age and I call mum about, you know, medical ailments, recipes, all sorts of things. They'll call Mum. I'm like, What blood type of my mum? Exactly like that. Get it together. You need to know that since my mum passed away, I no longer know my taxation number. I'll never know it again. That's it. That's gone. I know you do it like we need a file fax. My paw was sick the other day and I'd call Mum and I go, What hospital should I go to? She's like, What? Yeah, what do you mean? Which is what do you recommend? Haven't done my super 'cause normally whenever she rings, have you done your super? Jason. Mom, the dog's sick, what should I do? Yeah . Emma. Good morning. Goodor mning . Good morning, team. Love the show. Oh, thank you, Amber. A weekend free of no sport and birthday party. Yeah. I hated it as a kid. You'd be like, What? Nothing on. I know. And now it's like winning Powerball. No birthday parties. Oh yeah, you'd think you were missing out as a kid. Yeah, I love it. If you weren't invited to a birthday party. Yeah. What about when you're not invited to something and you like? Yes . That is called Jomo. The joy of missing out. I love Jo Mo. We've gone from Fomo to JoMo . Okay. Let's just be invited for that passion. What about a what about a road trip? I did it as a kid. I did it now. The ride trip alone. I want to know Arkan, you're a bit squirmy in the castle. No, you can't get your honey. He thinks it's a ride trip coming to work in the morning. It is. Bay and Carnegie , good morning Good morning. What did you hate as a kid but you love as an adult? Being sent to my room all the way . Just lock the door. Oh yeah. I wish someone would do that right now. Just silence . That's silence. That's funny. Being sent to your room on your own. The bad punishments. God, we should implement that at home. Yeah. Come out of line, Loe, just send me to my room. Send me to my I'd love to be just go to your room on your own and spend an hour there. No , man. Come out when you're ready. Come out when you're ready to say sorry I'll never say sorry What about the current affair? Hated as a kid? Love it now. Yeah, neighborhood. Yeah, as a kid you'd be like, we had to watch this crap now . Now it's froth on it. Yeah. I love seeing people cut down their neighbor'ences f with me. How would we live without Chenny doing a runner from Aldi? In fact, even game shows as a kid, I'd be like, I'd feel like I was at my nan's I'd be like, Nan, I'm done with game shows now at five o'clock every day, tipping points on and Lauren is on the couch . Well, good morning, Melbourne. And good morning to John Injalong, who's on the way home from the strong room. Morning, John . Good morning guys. How are you? What'd you do in the gym this morning? Leg day. Legadi was actually yesterday on a stump. You have a body today. So I've got a body. I told you they were advertising our show in gyms. Didn't I? Yeah. We were the inspiration. Yeah, my mate Instagram sent me a photo he was at, the gym pump and iron and he's like, why have they got a photo of you guys? Maybe we're the before picture. Oh Don't be like these guys. It's a row . This is what'll happen if you don't, Jim. Well, that's what he said. He goes, I used it for Insp.iring. Let me tell you All right, John, I believe that you want to play for five hundred dollars today. Yeah, let's do it. All right , five hundred dollars . Rawls are simple brother. You'll hear a question. You'll hear a three, two, one you need to answer within that time, okay? Now also you got an engagement party next month, so cows, it'd be handy. Yeah, I'm gonna bucks could pay for the Fitterole cake. Exactly right. All right , you ready? Let's do it. You got it for five minutes bucks What is the only planet in our solar system to rotate clockwise on its axis? Three , two , one . Saturn ? No, not satin. I would have so much , but I don't know where they all sort of Venus. Venus? Where they all sit Venus? Venus The second planet from the su n and our closest neighbor. It's the hottest planet in our solar system. It's sometimes called the Earth's twin. That's a hot twin. So the sun is a star, right? Sunny is a star I'm getting thumbs up, sunny is star. So what was the question? What is the question It's the only planet that rotates clockwise on its axis. On its axis and its venous. I didn't know that . I did you know that? No, no, no. John, thanks for giving me the crack, brother. Thanks for pressure. Thanks John. What about how about how about tickets to the Harlem G lobetrotters? Oh good. From dunks to wild trick shots, don't miss the hundred year tour . They're a hundred years old and they're doing that yeah. I went and saw the shot at Globetrotters when I reckon I want to say nine and ninety five. You love recognizing your favorite . You had some matches. Oh, I had the ball sun by the ball. I really hope it's like their kids doing it now . I think they've rotated. You can't be chucking a hundred year old on that trampoline to get up to her. There's been many a Harlem Globeth. Hey, John, you enjoy that. Hey guys, just a bit of breaking entertainment news just through the newsroom. Did Taylor was gold logi nominations are out. They've just lobbed. I know you guys love this . Allie Langdon, she's back again. We love her . Todd Woodbridge. Oh, the tipping point. Todd's a hundred percent . Others are Julia Morris, Lisa Miller, Po , and Po , Robert Erwin. The youngest gold logi nominee ever, along with Sam Pang as well. Pang is in there. List this year . Who wins it from there? Todd. Robert Todd will win it.. Yeah Robert. Wait, what? I'm a celebrity get me out of here. That would be for celebrity wouldn't. Because the gold logi is the most popular right so people vote. Yeah, I believe personality. People vote. Most popular TV week . I reckon Robert Erwin . You know what? Todd's a sneaky sneaky child. The old birds love him . You watch him every day and hello . Guys coming up next milestone Monday. Yeah, this is great. Have you done something for the very first time over the weekend? We get these every week. I paid off my hex debt. Oh my gosh, that's worth clapp ing it in. That was we went to Our Circus Gallery. Our circus gallery. Is that the first time you've been to a circus? Yeah . I got a hole in one goal. Big or small . thirteen, twenty fourteen is our number . It is milestone Monday. Oh my god, this is pretty spears. He's making a comeback on the airwaves and on the ground. I'd stay clear of the grand Okay this is Nova Brittany spears stronger yes get off the ground Mum so when did that hit the ground? Was it just this morning or Brittany's doing some uploads again. Mark, she's back dancing. Look, the most recent . She's dropping it like it's hot. Oh , nineteen minutes ago it went up. Oh, put it this way . She's dropping it like it's hot with a mini guitar that she had a caption on there, which she's since deleted. She might have she's had upload regret, has she? Yeah, because it did say something she's dancing with this mini guitar that she said she got in Mexico and it was gonna help her have another baby. A magic guitar . So imagine if Liz or your mum was doing that sort of stuff on the ground, you'd be like, Mom, come on . Yeah, she put up one four hours ago without the guitar dancing too, but I think I think my mom 's seen someone else. She is back . It's just gone a quarter past eight here at Nova. It's just another milestone Monday . Congratulations to your family and friends . Big one in our house over the weekend. Talk to me. So Milestone Monday, thirteen, twenty four ten, what did you do for the very first time over the weekend? Yes . We had all those family here. Not one big fight. Well done J ason. Fight. Adults are children. Every adults. Well done. So do you normally get in a bit of buffo with ? There's normally like little spinoffs to the side , but what do you mean little spinoffs to the son. Oh, like, you know, the brother in law might be going the mother in law and the mother in law and I might be going around but no longer everybody you and Louis. Everyone got along. Well done. That's a miracle . That's a Monday miracle. Thank you. It's Master Monday Thank you. The kids all go together. Yeah, pretty good. Not bad. Actually, they all got along and yeah, sometimes more kids are married and don't not have more but, I mean just like, you know , you get the mix right. All right. Let's get to the phones before you get yourself into trouble. Thank you, Cliff. You said something nice about your family. thirty fourteen to join us Milestone Monday, opening us opening the batting sorry is Lita from Caroline Squint Springs . Good morning . Good morning. What's your milestone Monday? Look, my youngest son and his girlfriend have been going out for six years and I could never get the courage to ask her parents to come over for dinner because I was just too scared to cook for the partnership . The mother's a vegan . But anyway , I've finally got the courage and I cook for them over the weekend. Very much so yeah , did you say the daddy's a chef and the mother is a vegan. Yes. Oh , perfect. That is hard. What did you call it? Yeah, what was on the menu? What did I cook? So I cooked beef brisket that I was a vegan . No, but the vegan well, long story short, she's just come out of veganism. So we went to tea . It's a dumb master. Hello , we're up in a brisket . Did she love it ? You go, oh she, loved it. Meatloaf. Good onion. And meatloaf. You really celebrated her coming out of being a vegan, didn't you? Let's just do some entry level cooking for the no longer vegan and let's go the beef brisket and the meat lovers . Oh, it's a meatloaver's brand bronchro. Oh my god, good honie, that is Balzi. Like inviting a chef over for dinner forget about it. Yeah. Casey, good morning . Oh, this is your sister, is it? Oh hello Casey Stan away Oh is this Who's this ? Leo Oh this is my nephew Leo Hello buddy This is how your nephews have to call you They.'re just ring unclear day. So are you celebrating a milestone ? Yeah. What did you do for the first time? I lost my tooth. Go home. Is that your first tooth? Yes. Now the big question is, Leo, did the tooth fairy come and what did the tooth fairy leave you? Um, five dollars . Wow . Oh, no! Well done, buddy. Rolling in it these days. So on the way to school ? Yes . Hey, Leo, did it hurt and did you pull it out or did it fall out? Fallout? Did it hurt ? No. Well then pull the others out and make a hundred . Seriously. A bit of coin mate . Good on your mate. Well done. Good on your leg. Leo Hey, just quickly, when Uncle Clint picks you up from school are there a lot of mums talking to Uncle Clint in the playground when he picks you up? Yeah . Yeah . Is he a good driver when he picks you up? Yeah. What sort of car do I drive? He takes me to seven eleven . You take him to seven eleven eleven. Do you? Does Mum know that you go to seven hundred eleven later? I think it's no . And what are you allowed to buy from seven eleven leo? Footy cards. Footy cards. And what about a trade? Are you allowed like a drink or slurpee or ice cream? Yes. Yeah, no one under the teeth are falling off. They're on Say Might say I'm on let's get to Jackie from Tarnade. What's your milestone, Jackie? I actually operated and used a chainsaw for the first time. Oh yeah you operated on my fingers so that's a bonus. You operated and used a chainsaw ? Yeah, so there's a course that you have to do so you can actually learn how to use it properly and make sure you keep everything in contact . Are you operated a chainsaw properly? Sorry, I thought you didn't operate Jesus Christ, Lauren . My God She's like doing an amputation I would be celebrating that . You need to do our shape pull you under chance . Jesus . Are you operated Sorry better. That's fine. It's all good. Well done. That's pretty cool. Did it feel good ? It did. It was a bit scary at first, but it was actually pretty good once I got used to it. Operating with a chamber or I'd be scared if I was paying. Another question. So I'm thinking about getting one because I want to take down the trees. You need to do the course. You don't need the course. Jackie, you tell me, you need to read the box. The box will tell you on the back. No . How long does the course go for, Jackie? I did one that was two days. Aw to cut down a tree. Forget about it. What you just gotta cut it from the bottom and watch it fall onto Berini on Nova Jace Lauren Cliffs doubled up play day. All right, we've played back to back Britney this morning. Whenever we play two songs by the same artist back to back, give us a ring and win a cheeky thousand dollars cash instantly . I love Britney. I mean I, went and saw her when she was, I want to say it was, I don't know if it was called her was it called the Circus Tour? Yeah so I saw that were they just Yeah, they only turned their mic on for her to say hello to the city No she did sometimes I ran sometimes she did that one live on the swing on the swing 'cause you could hear the feedback. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, okay. She's a great, she's a great performer. I love her. We'll get to that. First, let's go to Beck, good morning, Beck. Good morning guys. How are you? Morning is your thank you so much. Welcome . How good. How nice is that on a Monday morning timing back? Very good timing. I'm actually recently engaged, so that will be nice to go towards a wedding. Put it towards a hens party. Well, yeah, that's actually probably sooner than the wedding cake. Yeah. Yeah, that's an expensive fim if you want to. Correct, Beck, how long ago did you get engaged? Ah, three weeks ago now so after eleven and a half years finally he proposed Hey . Can we ask how he proposed? Yeah, very low key of black house. We actually had a little stay in the city and I planned it all as I planned everything that he asked to ring in on our night out. So it was planned the stay and he took the money. I planned the stay and the dinner and everything. He wasn't gay enough to do it at dinner 'cause he hidden in the cloud. It was hidden in the Terramu. It was back in our hotel room so nice quiet is up to. Well, congratulations. I love love and I love a wedding. Thank you guys. For a big dinner . Laying there before you drift off down . Yeah, but that's the best time to do it when you're not, you know, you're not expecting your natural habitat. Yeah, good cool. Nice relaxed. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. There's a nice service to the ground is very stable. Enjoy enjoy the money as well. Have you seen the hire photographers now too? Oh, yeah, it's all set up. You get the like the charactery the photographer. They're hiding . They're hidden aboard for the moment. Now, ours wasn't like that. Paul had actually planned to do it the next day and then we got socially excited at lunch on the Rose Azecimal fantastic. We were in Greece and we had he had his plan. Friends fly in for the next day. He'd organize this whole thing. Is that when you're in the Mesh dress? It was like a yeah, I was in my bikini with the mesh and he just got social social. It wasn't mesh, it was like a mesh single. No, it was like a bit of lunch. It was like a cover all like you over banks . Look at that . Yeah, look at the net . Well those blankets Nan used to make. Yeah, the neat ones. Are you too ? Like I said, we weren't prepared, Jesse . But naturally natural habitat. No idea. He got it. He got you in the net. He came out and said, Guys, I need I need to talk to everyone because there was a whole bunch of us there. And I go, Oh no, something terrible has happened. I thought he was telling us money died or something . 'Cause I was like, Why would you interrupt such a fun afternoon? Yeah. And he goes, I need to talk to everyone in front of everyone. He's real and you're in. He did. The women wear . I wouldn't have been wearing that outfit had I've known Clicks. Oh, I not at all. I thought you were told me I look like a Christmas Am Jason. When I showed you this like the net they put the oranges in. It's just glorious Let me untangle you dull and put this ring on your finger. Yeah, I was like a whale that had been caught in the eye. No , it looks good. Just a naval orange. Yeah. Now you're fishing anyway you should it's nicer to do it when you're not expecting it. Exactly. And again great ma'am. Natural habitat . Yeah . It is just on twenty six to nine. We'll check you around to work, latest in news next and we've got more cash tomorrow on and over . Well, good morning Melbourne just gone at nineteen to nine big weekend in footy. We're getting to the point here, aren't we? Here we are. What is it ? It's sort of mid June now. Only June. So no , but I mean this is when the whip start cracking. Yeah. Cracking . Do you want to make the final? What is it top eighty? What is it now? Top ten, top ten sort of a top six and then the next four playoff in a while. How round are we up to? We're up to around sixteen, I believe. How many are there in this twenty three ? So it's around the point here. Yeah. We were getting there. Getting there. It's a cracking . Time for the time to make a late run. Lauren. Put your head up tags. You were just pointing out another bit of logi news . I mean, yeah. So the gold logi nominees have come out today as have some of the others now. Among the gold logi nominees, you know, Tod Woodbridge, very deserving for the tipping point. Ali en. Ali Langdon, Sampang. Robert Erwin, but say Julia Robert , not Julia . Julia Morris sport broadcast. Look at this. I just saw Bruce McAvaney has been nominated. Good on your broadcast. And rightfully so because he's a legend. We had him on the show last week. Bruce McAvaney has been nominated for the newly announced Bruce McAvaney award for most popular sports presenter. I need to put that on the mail. I can't have him lose his own award. No , this is this must be the first year of it.. It is It's the newly announced Bruce McAvane Award. Now, so I'm watching this nomination thing roll out and there's Danny Camason, Eddie McGuire, James Bracey and Elena. Helena Dockage and Bruce McAvaney. I mean, guys, Bruce has got to win it. Yeah, put your trophies down now. That Bruce can't win his own. Imagine how awkward if someone else wins, and it's like, Oh, Bruce won't come up anywhere. Eddie McGuire. I'll have to present his own award to himself. But imagine Eddie McGuire beats Bruce McAvane for Bruce McAvane award. She can't be doing that. No, you can't. Shortly Bruce wins. In it's inaugural year. Inaugural. Inaugural. Do we need other nominees? You normally have to wait till someone's brown bread before you name it a water. Not when you're Bruce. No, good call . That's amazing. All right, sticking with sport, guys coming up, world cup. A lot of people up early watching the soccer ruse on Saturday. A lot of people went to bed halftime as well. Thank you It was unmissable really. It really until it all went to shift yeah . Second half missable. We have our official unofficial correspondent. He's a Trade from Melbourne. He goes by the name of F udge like Madonna, just one name and he is over there reporting for the World Cup. We are going to cross to him on the side on the other side of Sam Fendar and Olivia Deen on Noble one hundred morning M,elbourne is. It two past nine. You are on the air with Jace Lauren and Clint. We're doing a thanks to our mates at Shelley Redd Express. That is it. We are getting out here going Guys, Monday. What's on the agenda for you Monday . Quite house. Ah, you are Bye. Quite house. All your family have gone back. Where are your children gone? They're at school. Ah, that's good last week. Peace and quiet. I know. I've got the three year old nephew today. I'm babysitting. All day. This is trial . Well, it is, it is very much an active trial. No for a few hours. You should put 'em in the baby bureau and get used to that. Yeah, a bit heavier that I think my old trick is to take them up to there's we've got some flash card dealerships at the end of my street. I don't think go and look at the cars. Go and look at the cars because they love like cars like is in the movie carts, so they see it now they say . Yeah, they think , how do you go to it in the movies? Yeah, yeah, no, just one so that's fine just take it easy on a Monday. Save up for school holidays when you're really looking for things to do. Our video guys went to a screening on the weekend of Toy Story in the kids cinema. Hang on, but hasn't he seen it twice now? Yeah, no, so him and he's part of Charm wanted to see it kid free on Thursday night and then he took his nieces on the weekend back to the village junior kids cinema. Have you seen that? The one with the slide. There's a slide, bean bear seats and everything. I did see kids running around with showbags and all sorts of things. He said they were like, he said they were up dancing and stuff during the movie. You can't be distant what he was. No, no, no. You can. They have half time too. They have half time. You can dance. And they stop the movie. Yeah, they stop movies. You can dance so the kids can do a tour of drama. That's great. They should do that normally. They're allowed to run around and like play and go down the slides. The slide is shut during the movie, but in the halftime and before and after the slides opened through the movie they were getting up doing a little damn. Imagine if he had a little toilet breaking all the movies had to be ideal . Remember we went and see Chris's Chris Hemsworth premiere. Oh yeah. And oh my goodness opening night it was the middle of the row and it's got a military of a million . It was like Jason wanted to go you can't stand it was like you get a crescendo. It was like the main the moment hold it. I couldn't hold it. I was gonna he's a child . Yeah, and he had to embarrass him. Was it like really tight? Excuse me, excuse me. He was shocking. Shuffle past the entire Hemsworth Dinner. Question . Was he towards the end? Excuse me? No. He has to go twice. I was about to say the second time, don't come back. You can't come back from that nap. You stand at the back. Yeah . Did you come back? Yeah. Bumped into Halle Berry . Thank you for being friends. She ducked out as well. Did Halle need a toilet? So she'd probably seen it a few times by then though. Hey, I met Halle Berry. Falling in a ton falling in her lap while you're trying to sh immy to the door that is not meeting a celebrity . I mean it is just accidentally meeting them. My God, I can just you're awkward at the best of times. I can just imagine it. Excuse me, just excuse me, Holly. No it 's in the middle of the movie. You're doing great job.

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