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For some, the best gifts come at Christmas. For others, it's a birthday. But for Brian, the best gift is his Toyota annual service because Toyota gift him a new warranty with every Toyota service until his vehicle turns ten. Service all done, Brian. Oh, I love this time of year. Celebrate a new warranty with every eligible service until your vehicle turns ten at Toyota. Book your service at your local Toyota dealership or visit Toyota. co. uk. Eligible services are available until the vehicle turns ten years old or one hundred thousand miles to C upply Good morning , Melby. Wakey, wakey. Wake up, Melbourne. Jace, Lauren and Clint feel good in the morning. Chat up! It's gonna be great! Gonna be a good day! This is Jace, Lauren and Clint from Melbourne Snowboard one hundred . Oh good morning everybody. Hey happy Friday guys. Good morning, how are we all? We are good. Good morning J I F Melbourne Boy. Gotta tell what big weekend big twenty four hours. Soccer rose tomorrow morning five AM Yes . Now the Australian fans are converging on Seattle as we speak. There's a big mass of them. So they've migrated Canada to America Canada cross the border. Three in Mexico or America. It's a really good question. I'll take that on notice. Let's focus on campus . Well, we research gave For the Australians there everywhere and they're chanting they're getting into Trump. I know they're chanting a big naudy noddy. You want my guide in three that's the thing . I think I think the American authority America are taking it in good humor right but don't want Trump offside. Are we expecting to see Trump be at one of the games? He will be yeah he's he sp theent NBA and the UFC giving a break, he needs to rest and then he'll get to the soccer. The G seven or what he should that's someone else. JD Vance will look after like someone at the moment. He's walking around saying I'm the boss is he's heavy seen footage? I was complaining about the chair he was sitting in? Oh, it sounds like you. Yeah. And that chatted. I'm the boss . I have a truck. Yesterday we had a chair. You've got the bar chair. You've got the trump chair. I just don't know why that chair lives in this studio. Every morning someone sits on it goes, I hate this chair. We almost go flying back. Let's go and do a ceremonial throwing of it off. Burning. Can we burn the chair? Toss it balcony. Yeah, it's only one level. Down to that dumpster down there. Yeah . I've got a dumpster here. No , you're like, that's a game changer. Yeah it is yeah. I don't think it's ours, but over that belt They're like all big bins down there. Yeah, there are. So hypothetically , if I was to, I don't know, my bin was full at home and I bought rubbish to work. I could get it from the balcony. Did you do it at the seven hundred and eleven anyway? No, they put signs up that film now. They caught seven hundred eleven. Yeah. They caught him. Then we used to have the government housing around the corner with all their bins out the front. They're demoed that. So now they're rebuilding all the bins are gone. They make it very hard to do illegal dumping. Yes . Buddy government . Anyway, hey guys, we got your share in twenty thousand dollars cash coming up today. I like our double play day artist today. Double wow, that was mouthful. Double play No. I like our artist today. But chose one for the double play day plus tickets to Nil Horn on the way as well but kicking it off with our favorite favorite Sombra try and get Somber on the show please Jazz Home Wrecker if notaz,z j, know you what happens ? You the go to balcony and woo bomba . Homewrecker, this is Melbourne's Nova one hundred. Good morning. Well you're doing it. Thanks to Shell Ready Express. Little good morning. Little shout out and good morning to my mother in law, Wendy, who passes on her best guys. Oh, she's here. She's staying with you or with the sister in law. Well, I picked her up yesterday from the shop. She was looking for a four year old and I dropped her to the sister in law's house so they could have bonding time and then she moves to ours today. Oh nice Yeah. Does she help with the kids? Yes, she looked like a four year old. Of yesterday. Awesome. It's great. So where have you got her in the man cave? We've got her in the front ro om. Okay, near the master. Right. Not with the fireplace of the possum and the rat. Well, we don't know what's in the fireplace, but the fireplace is haven't got around to claiming that. No, I'll just put the shield up in case something's limiting in there, so I won't attack it through. Okay. Do we know, is it a fake fireplace or a real fireplace? Real one. Just light fire . No, we discussed this and you said don't do that. It was actually your advice to not do that because they did I say get a chimney sweep . Yeah. Then you went on to that chimney song and Jim Jimmy? Yeah, Jimmy Jim this happened De JaVu. You know what? I'm feeling deja vu. Yeah, we did talk. Isn't Deja Vu strange when you get it? You know what? I hate when you're about to tell someone something and then it gets like you get distracted and then you're like, oh, what did I have to tell? I hate that. And then I'm like the opposite of Dejah Versailles I don't know. Can you run through what we've been talking about in San Patriot comes back it's just there, it's just there, and then it's gone. Yeah. Well, my mother moves in today too. Oh 's . But I'm away for the weekend, so she's got the house to herself. Can we get her on? I'd like to talk to her. Not on day one, no. Maybe once there's been some conflict in the house, I don't know. She came over yesterday and we did a run through it. So if anybody missed it, Lauren misses her mum lizz so much that she said, Hey Mum, real mummy's girl. Why don't you and your partner move in with Paul and I while you're going through renovations. Yeah, they're innovating. So they're here. Well, it was sort of a win win because we're actually going away, so she's looking after the dog. But she's here for the weekend, but we're away for the weekend and then so you live days together Sunday night we're all together fun. That's where it was roast for Saturday and then we go away again. But I said y toesterday I'm, out for four nights next week. So don't worry about us. We're not going to see each other. I'm only hopeful made plans. Yeah, I've got plans. She's busy. She's booked and busy good . Let's be out for all five nights, so did she bring a lot with her? Did you sit down? Oh, so the suitcases are coming today. They're coming today. Yeah, so now how much wardrobe space do you require? Because our spare room, the wardrobe is full of like that's where our formal decision outcome suit. It's not a hotel you don't have to keep them empty for the game. So she said I don't worry about it. So maybe she'll guarantee after four days she'll be like, What about that wardrobe? We clear that up. She might recover those portable you know like what stylist wheel the clothes around. I suggest rack. The bedroom is massive. She's got her own on sweet. She's got the whole thing. So I said to her, why don't I just get a couple of racks? Get in a storage wheel. Howard's. I love Howard's. I love Howard's awesome. They sell amazing things. Oh, you go in there and you walk out with stuff you don't need. Exactly. That's you know what? It turns out you do need it. You just didn't know you needed it. So many variations of shoe stand wrapping things . Marie Kondo would not like that place. I don't think she'd love it. No, I thought she'd better get rid of it. It's all organisations. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Do you know anything about Marie Kondo? Yeah, she loves it. No, it's got a spark joy, but it needs to be organized . And that's all about organizing. It's like office works for the house. Gotcha Not the office. They've got a lot of drying racks in there. I like it. And you know what? The drying racks are getting bigger and bigger. Oh, they are bigger and there's more handles and more yeah, the tall ones they fall out like an umbrella. The top mine does. Yeah, they're great and then they're so compact when you put them away. Yeah, they just sit. I reckon that's how you'll be found one day. Hang on drying under drying clothes. Just because your house is full of drying racks. You never put 'em away. Yeah, it was a sheet sheet day yesterday and of course it was a bit wet. So the sheets are inside stuff. Didn't you just buy a driver? Not yet, not yet. I thought you bought the tower. No, I didn't No. You told me , No, I didn't. The invoice still hasn't arrived , so it hasn't arrived. I've got to take it up with the company. Our invoice has arrived. It's twenty twenty six. You go to the shop, you pay for it. Didn't write a check? No, I did it. I did it online sort of job.. It hasn't arrived No, this is not made . This is a dodgy one. You've done a deal . It just hasn't arrived yet. So you just get on appliances online, they do same day delivery. And they take your old appliances away. Remember I offered to take you shopping? Right . Yes, you did. Yeah, I just yeah, you negotiating would have been. I'm terribly. Did you sort installation ? Insulation? No . Installation . No, that's a dad job . Oh, you didn't buy the package where they come and install it and take me on the star. What about the package where they take all the boxes? They take all the package. Isn't that appliances online? No appliances . But appliances online definitely do it. Yeah, there'll be a box. You gotta take the box. No, no, haven't the not box test. No money's changed hands yet, so what are you going to get at your checkbook to pay for a money order from the post office? He'd use those giant novelty checks as well that you see people when they win competitions and stuff. Here you go, thanks to the drive. Anyway, enjoy hanging your shape inside that way. It's like a big cubby house at my place . Oh, your nephews would love it It's just gone eleven past six. We're going to check you around to work. Latest news and in then the MCG is a busy place. We've had state of origin . We've got the footy and the NFL is coming. We are going to be chatting with the crew behind the San Francisco forty nine's. They've touched down in Melbourne to check out the G and they are going to be joining us on the show in minutes. Sir at Novere Darf Punk for our Williams get lucky. This is Nova one hundred. You are on the air with Ace Lauren and Clint. Stephanie Rogers is joining us on the air this morning guys. We're a little excited because earlier this year we got to go to the Super Bowl in America America We sure did have the time of our lives. Didn't we just? We had too much fun and now America is coming to us Stephanie Rogers is the chief marketing officer of the San Francisco forty nineers who are playing here at the MCJ. Good morning. Good morning Thank you for having me. Melbourne. Thank you. It's wonderful to be back. I've gotten to spend some time in town previously, but we are so excited to be back this week and we cannot wait to get here with all the faithful in September We had the most amazing time at the Super Bowl. I know it was a bucket list for all of us really. Clinton in particular is our residence sports guy, but it was it was a real like moment in time wasn't it Stanish? It was extraordinary. I mean it's so tribal, you know, your fanaticism and then just seeing the athleticism of the players. And then everything that sits around it with, you know, the hype, the color, the activity and all this is coming to Melbourne . How excited are you to have your forty nine is on the MCJ? We can't wait. I mean the G, right? It's legendary, right? It's renowned. It's one of the best sporting venues in the entire world. And I think our guys are going to be really surprised at just the magnitude of it, right ? And one hundred thousand people in the stadium, that's bigger than most of our NFL stadiums, some of the collegiate spaces . What would an average crowd be at home? We're around seventy thousand at levi stadium. So it's just going to be this massive event. And I think the guys are so excited . They've been talking about it. We've got Fred Warner and George Kittle and Christian McAffrey, just unbelievable athletes and very cool personalities and they're all they're all chatting it up about getting down here. I think sometimes we as Melbourne take like we go to the MCG every weekend or we go for concerts or we go to the cricket or whatever it is, but we take for granted how big it is in the mag nitude of it. And Melbourne turn up for events, right? So that place is full all the time. But it is a bit of a colosseum, isn't it for Americans? Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. And I think that's going to be one part of the fun, right? We're going to have fans traveling in from all over the world just to be in Melbourne and to be in Australia. It's such a bucket list destination. You talk about going to the Super Bowl as bucket list. I think coming to this country and experiencing sport in this country is very bucket list for Americans as well. So it should be a lot of fun. Well, the forty nine's are just one of the world's most famous sporting organizations right. What's it like to represent the forty nineers? It must be a bit of a dream come true for you as well. Tell us about the club . Yeah. It is an absolute dream come true. I get very passionate talking about it because we're celebrating our eightieth anniversary. Wow. Five Super Bowls, Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, Steve Young, right? These are names that are just absolutely iconic in the world of American football . And the club itself is just a very humble like show up, work hard, nitty gritty type club. And so yeah, it's a dream come true to represent the San Francisco forty nine's the oval, as we like to say, those iconic gold helmets as you see that's kind of got on here. Yeah, it worked on clean. Now if I get it on, I might not be able to get it off. I mean, you've bought us some amazing things. Oh yeah. That looks great. The forty nine is helmet. We've got the jersey with Nova on the back, which is awesome. And talk to me about this incredible hand painted ball that you've handed me this morning. It's a little bit of our signature. So when we travel around the world or we go to these different faithful takeovers as we call them, our fans travel to all these different stadiums . And we're talking about painting Melbourne Red, right? So our fans love showing up in that red uniform. We do these custom painted footballs to sort of show the synergy between where we are and the , you know, forty nine's brand. So it's going to be a lot of fun. We've got fan engagement events happening throughout the week. So we 're going to be a whole wake of it. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. You know, we're at the Super Bowl, I remember saying to you guys like you know, sometimes you go to football games here in Australia and you know, crack and get quite worked up and you know , but the vibe that was at the super reminded me of the Tala Swift concert. Like it was just joyful. Yes. Yes. The NFL crowds were just joyful. I mean, we were joyful as well. We were many cups, Joy ce. That's right. Even if we don't, people who don't love NFL don't know that much about it. By the end of this week, we'll be converted fans. That's just what we do here, right? On the Super Bowl day Super Bowl Sunday in America, it's actually about seven o'clock in the morning in Melbourne and at seven AM in Melbourne pubs are full like you can't true people are out in their colors, like this game's gonna be in the morning. Yeah, which is fun for us because we'll get to do the radio show and go straight to the game. But at ten o'clock in the morning, Melbourne will be there in their in their forty nine as colors. It's gonna be amazing. I had asked somebody when we got here earlier this week. Hey, what was the local kind of perspective on a ten thirty AM kickoff? And everybody was like, Oh, it's great. Nobody cares. It just meant we started the day earlier steps. Italy. So just a quick word on the opponent , if I can. So we're going to be painting Melbourne red. But the rams is there a rivalry there? Like what's it like? Is there a sort of deep seated rivalry between the two clubs? Well, I mean, my life beating them clearly . The Rams are in our division. So for people that don't necessarily follow NFL, right? The division is your most important teams that you're playing as part of the season. There's only eighteen weeks in the season. So every single week matters, seventeen games, your divisional games matter the most. They have the most impact on where you end up in the postseason or your chances to make it to the postseason . So this is a huge game and week one of the se ason, you want to get off to a good start . And so it's going to be a massive, massive game. So I think, you know, that's a treat for all of the fans here locally. That's what I love. This isn't just a display game. This is like this . Can I just quickly say as well? Look, don't get me wrong, I love a mascot , but Australia we need to step our mascot outfits up because we've got that you man. Yeah. We absolutely sourdough S.am Get him in. This is sourdough Sam, shall we clap? Oh, he even comed to Sarah for us that's so nice. He had to take his hat off to fit through the door. He is mad. Come on over sourdough Sam on a card old. Yeah, look at that. You like Americans though . I'll tell you what, Sourdough Sam hasn't missed armed at the gym either It's all those hours in the gold mine, right? So I think that's a fun sort of synergy, right? We the Bay Area is built on the gold mine, the gold rush and obviously locally that's that's here as well. So South yeah, he's sending you up to Balorado Bendigo, Souda. Yeah, put your work. Well look here to go fans wanting to join the faithful and hoping to stay in touch about forty nine as Australia activations and there's going to be a stack of them leading up you can do so via the forty nine is app and at forty nine dot com Stephanie Rogers, Chief Marketing Officer at San Francisco forty nine's lovely to meet you. Thank you for coming in. Lovely to meet you all. Thank you. Our loyalty can be bought with merch. So thank you so much. Go forty nine. I'm the biggest forty nine fan of all the time. People might mistake me for a play at all. I think they will. No they are Stephanie. I don't need to play him . Hey, this is going to be massive. We're so excited. We can't wait to see you back here in September. Thank you so much for having me in Co nine O's . Are the same possible showers today? Tops of fifteen we're going for a few Fridays. Spot a rain. Not great tomorrow. We're gonna kids' birthday party. Is it outdoor outdoor? Well, it's like a hall so we've got the indoor option, but there's like a big outside area. Activities in the hall. Well, I think they'll have to be now. Yeah . Okay. Your kids' party, not nephews, nephew's first birthday. So the date will have to be first birthday's wild. Like it doesn't know. First birthday is for the parents . It's gonna be fine. I don't think it's gonna rain till about three or four o'clock tomorrow Felix's first birthday finished at three AM Well,' thats the thing the moms and dad, the moms and dads take it upon themselves to get absolutely hammered. Oh, it's really celebrating they've survived the first day. It really is. The second birthday onwards is from the Charlotte. I reckon about three or four kids like caring. Kids have no idea what's going on until they're like four. The other thing just quickly, those quiz nights that parents have at primary schools. Oh I've seen them. Hang on my brother and sister went to one the other night and I think they rolled home at like four o'clock in the morning. Yeah. Like that . And the way they justify it. They go we're making money for the school. Yeah, we don't want to be here. Oh yeah. They're school kids quiz nights and the mother's day lunches. Oh, notoriously dangerous. I think I bid on something in the school auction and it was an item that I donated anyway. So I bought it back. Well, why could you didn want' tot feel like a loser when no one bought your prize? Yeah , and I had a few. So I was like, Oh , my sister bought some kids class painting which was framed and she paid like five hundred bucks for it. I'm like Where's she gonna put that? That's gonna go in here. That's gonna go in the living room. Too many chardonnays stuff. I know. You can buy anything. You could have paid that. We've bought some questionable things in a bit, haven't we? We sure have. We sure have. We won't reveal it yet, but what arrived at your place the other day that you bought at a recent auction? We need to have you used it yet ? No, I still box. Can we unbox it at work? No, it's too I can't carry it. It's gigantic people to deliver it. I thought I bought something miniature.s T outurn it was much larger . If we get someone to go and pick it up, can we unbox it next week come on? I'm coming to work. No . It's I'll never get too humongous. Anyway, we're going to need a sites Paul, we're going to need a bigger house for this . Time to upgrade the house. Can I shift focus for a second talk? Steven Baldwin That's Hailey Baby's dad. Hailey Baby's dad brother of Alec Baldwin he's just recently gone on a podcast like a movie podcast. He's sixty years old now and he's trading stories from his time working in movies . And the movie from nineteen ninety eight, the object of my affection came up in the podcast. It stars Jennifer Aniston. I love Jennifer Aniston. So do I. She's a bad no wrong. I love her. She's getting , you know what? She's sexy. I've met her a couple of times in real life too and she's beautiful. She's everything we expect. IRL. She's beautiful. Is she? Yeah, yeah. She's funny . Funny, beautiful, kind of Well, that's the problem. He goes on to say in this podcast that he was cast as her co starring the movie. Second day of shooting, the producer comes to his trailer and says, We have a problem you can't be funnier than Jennifer on this movie. He wouldn't be. She'd be funnier. Hundred percent, she would be funny. Seier. Isn't there a script? And he goes though? I know. But he goes on to say just because it's a comedy, you know, Adolf Sometimes yeah they'd live a bit, don't they? Quite funny. It's quite balsy for him to come out and say this and day two he was fired off the movie and because he was funnier than that's right that's what he claims. That's what I thought. Nah. Who took his job? What's a movie called? Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd took the job. Now Paul Rudd's going on . But he's funny. He's funny. Yes. Corporal. The object of my affionect. The object that sounds wrong, come me. Yeah, it is rum coming . Hey, I know you love jokes lots. Oh god, I hate jokes. Couldn't I've been training with jokes all morning? Can you do that? Do the burger one? Do the burger Do the burger one. Well, you do the burger one then if you know okay, all right. So this bloke walks into a fast food establishment, right? It's a takeaway food shop. Very busy, very, very busy It looks very popular. So he's like the food in here must be great. Top notch . He looks at the menu, he orders, he's hungry, right? Famished. He orders two hamburgers and a hot dog . The lady goes away, works on the order , after a few minutes, comes back hamburgers under her arms. He goes , What in God's name are those hamburgers under your arms for and she goes to keep them warm. And he goes, Well cancel the hot dog then . That's stupid That's stupid, Cleans. Why didn't you laugh? I laughed. I was in a baby. It was the first time you heard this sword. It's like that's awesome. How many times have you wheeled that? Oh, it's Dad's joke. He loves it. If your dad told me that joke, I would have laughed. I would have laughed. What's your butcher one? No, I'm not doing that . I've done too many times. No, I'm going to think of another one. I'm going to think of another one. I've actually I'll get the audio of a huge Jackman joke I heard the other day and we'll I got one. I got one. All right, why don't blind people sky? No what? I could do this one. This one's you're going to shout out to Annie Wanda. Should be presenting right now. What? Why don't blind people skydive? I don't know. Scare the shit out of the dogs . Oh, that's ridiculous. Let's go with like that's something that how do you get it? You laugh. That's dumb. How do you get it to shoot to dance? Put a little book in it. Hello ! Do a little dance? Lauren's gonna love this, you ready? Yeah, thirteen, twenty, fourteen. I hate jokes. I just hate jokes. A joke well told, is it? I agree. Yeah, you really need to bring the charisma. Bring there is. What's your best shit joke yet? Let's say lame. Lame lame joke. It could be good joke. Yeah. Third joke. Third, twenty fourteen is our number . In return, we got a lot of movie passes to go as well. Actually, you know what? Let's do a little staycation . A night at Oakwood Premiere in Melbourne, stay and dine this winter with a city escape at Oak wood Premier Melbourne, Thursday, twenty four ten , what is your best lame joke? Love it. Cheers up for Friday. Yeah, you're gonna work on one . Yeah. Friday funny. You're gonna work on one Friday. I'm trying to go on. I' tryming to funny. We should do this as a weekly? No . Good morning, Melbourne . It is just gone six to seven. You're on the air with Chase Lauren Clint. We're doing a thanks to our maids at Shell, Ready Express and Remember when you hear two songs by the same artist Gibbs a ring and you could share in twenty thousand dollars at the moment though, we are talking jokes. I got one. Okay, here we go. Okay . It's all in the Again. It's the delivery. It's all in the telling. thirteen, twenty ten. What is your I think you got to be open to receive a joke because your best lame joke. Okay, what do you call fish with no eyes? A fish knit a fish with no eyes. I don't I? Well he called no eyes of fish with noise fish not bad as fish. Now there's a couple there, Jason, I've got a few from Hugh Ackman and what's the name Kate Hudson? Kate Kate Hudson doing they had to try and make each other laugh. Oh, yep . What's blue and not very heavy? I don't know. What is blue and not very heavy? Light blue . Locked up. Who is there? Jackman Jackman, who ? Hugh Jackman . That's the best joke I do like the light blue. Yeah. What's blue and not very heavy? That's cool. All right, so third in twenty fourteen, tell us your best lame joke. Wallie in Frankston, you are first . I don't want to say pressure's on but pressure's on. Good luck . Morning. Anyway, a nose and a pair of jump leads decide to go out for a drink. So the nose says, look, I'll grab the first one. You go in the corner and sit down. He says, look, I'll grab two drinks to the barman. The barman says, Mate, I'm not serving you. And the nose is like, why not mate? We've just walked in. He says, for starters, you're off your face and your mate's over in the corner trying to start shit . Not bad . That's good . Well done, Wally. Well done, Walt . Thank you thank you l. Simone in Frankston, have you got a Friday funny? I've got the latest one I reckon I could find better . What's brown and sticky What is brown and sticky Simone? A stick I just looked at our producers, as is to say. Wh?y Yeah, that's it. Why? You keep lamining for it. We did say so well you've nailed that some of that. You also said you best lame one. The brief, the she achieved the brief, didn't she? Yeah. This does feel like a weekly. It does. Friday funny. Yeah. Hey Holly . Hey, how are you doing? We're good. You had a Friday Funny, cheer us up, come on. Why does the Avon lady walk funny? Why does the Avon Lady walk funny? Cause her lipstick That's good Avon calling Do you want to be to draw your diagram? Because her lips stick she's a makeup on Corona. Yeah, yeah. She's a makeup makeup daughter door salesperson. She's my biggest fear with so much as a joke if I don't get it and the grocer does . But sometimes you just have to that's what I do. You get it? Oh no. That's why she walks funny. Mel, to wrap up Friday funnies until next Friday. What do you got for us? Good morning. Okay, this is a short but sweet joke. Okay, where do bees get their milk from? Oh, where do bees get their milk from, Milk? Boobies . Boobies . I like it. Yeah, poofy. I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but you know what? That's just one . That's one you were staycationed at Oakwood. You were serious? Oh my God , I can't believe it. Thank you so much. I love you guys. We love you too. Are amazing. Stay in dine this winter with a city escape at Oakwood Premier Melbourne. It is a beautiful hotel going over a night on us. Pack your jokebook mel . Pack your jokebook. And I worry about that. Yeah, tell the concierge Booby's got you here. Yeah, and I love it . It is guys, I'm feeling that on a Friday. Yeah, I like it.. Oh no Just got two to seven. We'll check you out to work later in news still to come, your chance to win money and tickets to Nilhorn . Well, good morning Melbourne. Welcome to you Friday. Yep, looks like Wolfe Time did the trick last night. Nine point seven . What were they? Cats up by thirty at some point. Well at one stage Frio had kicked two goals ten. They couldn't find the big sticks and they came to bed for the football. Did you get it? I was in bed. It was a late game ten. Yeah, I know I was sitting there going, come on. I reckon I was in bed at quarter past seven last night. Geez . Yeah. Now the other big story of the day, not sport related, but the Angus Burger is no longer at okay but I've never had one? Neither have I. I've never even heard of it. Haven't you? It's been apparently apparently apparent ly very popular. I don't think it was that popular at least. Well, rising cost of beef It's better . Yeah . So there you go. IP seventeen years in so am I so am I. But the other night after the state of origin, state of origin ? I got a little McDonald's delivery. I timed it beautifully. Isn't that the best room? I was on the tram on the way home and by the time I'd got off the tram and walked home , the Uber driver was there waiting with my hot little quarter pounder in his hand and I gobbled that up and then work out with extreme heartburn three ounces later. Now you got to cuddle up the block after that before you lie down early . If you ordered macets, right, Uber eight's delivery, and you were near the McDonald's when they're picking it up, can you? I don't know if you can, can you go and pick it up yourself? No, ask for a lift. How you taking the maggots home anyway? Scooter . Depend on your driver . Yeah. Hey , guys, coming up in the show today. Still to come. Your chance to win your way to Niel Horn. We've got your tickets to see him live. We'll do that before nine this morning. Remember, you are listening out for two songs by the same artist when you hear it play back to back. Give us a ring and you can share in twenty thousand dollars cash. Have you guys seen any of the visuals of Harry Styles' new tour that he's just kicked off? No. Looks so good. We stadium rolling stone giving it five stars so it's amazing. Are you going? Yes. Well, we're working on it. He's in London. I've seen a lot of comments about his fashion. He's looking amazing. He's a crown Yeah, doesn't it? Yeah, but he's well dressed. You know what else we're going to dive into? We're going to get a review of Toy Story five. In fact , if your kids have already seen it, thirteen, twenty four ten is our number . Because it opened yesterday, right? Yeah, locky our video guy was there last night. Oh, a big kid. Yeah, our big child went last night on. So you've seen it. He's seen it because he give us a summation in a very quick summation It's got all the humour, all the heart that you would expect in a Toy Story film. Did you cry ? No, humor heart and what a review and all the characters we've come to love and expect . And then we did say quick. Did we love the new lily pads? Quick? Yes, we did. We did. Good, good villain, but bit of a twist. and he's hookin' his throat. Oh , Tyler Swift now . This is Nova . Hey Tay from the movie Toy Story five it has dropped. We'll get a review a little bit later on in the show my kids are hanging to see it is Jason and Clint we're doing it thanks to our mates at Shell Ready Express this morning. Let's talk money money money if you're living in the Mornington Peninsula type region you'll already know that it is considered the playground of the rich and there's data to back it up this morning because suddenly a Victorian suburb, that suburb being Portsea is considered Australia's richest as in the richest people living in Portzee More than Bellevue Bellevue Hill was the old number one. It has usurped it. This is Bellevue Hill in Australia. Really? That's right. Well, I mean you, come over that hill from Soranto. Oh, it's lovely down there. But I thought Soranto is actually now more expensive per square meter than Naporti. Not according to these new figures. The ATO has said it has six hundred fifty six tax residents that they pay on average down there around three hundred twenty dollars in tax per person per year. That's a lot of tax . But also like the land tax down Victoria has the highest land tax es so the land tax down in the peninsula out of control. I don't even think I'd be able to afford the groundskeeper some of those houses. Well, if you can afford a groundskeeper, you're doing it. Yeah. For those playing at home , Hawksburn, which is sort of Turac came in second and then Bellevue Hill, which was traditionally the number one is now third. So there you go. Based on the amount of tax that Victoria's won because we pay the most tax. This is income tax. So just income tax. Yeah. Yeah. You're right, though. If you knew a family with groundskeepers, they're rich. Oh, it's a good ground. You know what? I would say more than rich. I would say gates . Electric gates . Just now when we were growing up, when we were growing up, if you a gate who had gates, I would say any form of gate . Like, you know, gates at your driveway gates . Rich . Rich ard gate. You've got I do have a gate . Like now it's more common. But I remember growing up the neighbors getting an electric garage door. Oh wow. And it was just like that blew you out of the water. And then everyone would fight to push the button. I used to know my friends were rich if they had like it was all based on what was in their snatural . Oh. If it was organized if it was different flavors of shapes were constantly stocked up based on their fridge and if it was just leftovers , you're like, not a bad house to hang out, but the houses that had snack drawers and like organized fridges with snacks . I was like, you're rich. Fridges that dispensed water in the gang. They're rich. Oh, if you had an ice machine. That's living. Yeah, you're rolling in it. I did not know anyone growing up that had a fridge with a water thing on the front. I've seen the TV shows not being. We didn't have either. I knew people were did . And it was like, wow, I want to go to the house after school. Just play with the ice machine. Cinema rooms. Army. That's scary. Reckon. You reckon. Now it's like with the big old recliners that get from Harvey Norman, big leather seats, the cup holders and projectors . Oh , I love it. I don't have one. I haven't got enough room. We can get a projector out on Amazon for sixty bucks. You know what I mean? Growing up, it was like, whoa, rich . Rich Artwork Like I was thinking about growing up, we didn't have artwork in our house. We just had family portraits. Like an exclusive photography one. You're an exclusive photographer. No, no, but I remember mom getting . It doesn't matter who you are . Yeah, they're family portraits. I think I'd not well, I think if you had a family portrait, you were rich. If you'd pop down to exclusive photography and had family portraits , you were you were living large. thirteen twenty, four ten is our number . How did you know someone was rich? Actually, I always got paid with double story houses were rich. Yes, me too. We started a single and we upgraded to a double story. And it wasn't exciting visiting a friend and be like, let's go upstairs. Yeah . Carpeted stairs. Oh, carpeted stairs . If they had a room they think if they had like a rather good room and a good room. Yes. I love a rock. Oh, the good room. That the parents had in the sitting room. The parents said only once a year. And yeah, yeah, when my parents have friends over we weren't rich, but they'd go in the good room and we'd go in the rumpers room. Kids down there, adults. Yeah, you know what? Mum and dad worked two jobs. We were not rich by any means, right? They worked hard, but we had a dining room that we never used. Oh, we'd a dining room. We at Christmas. That's the only time. Otherwise, it'd be this big, thick cover on the dining room table. Yeah, yeah, 'cause you couldn't draw on that because pen went through the paper and scratched the diet the good room. And we'd take the cover off once a year at Christmas and then that be it 's like what a waste of space in their house A formal, I'd love to have a formal dining room to invite people over. Yeah with a back in the nineties and two thousands it was massive. What about a dining room table with an extendable leaf in the middle, you know, that makes it bigger. What about you just having a dining room? Yeah, exactly I have one of them . I enrich we eat food off of my lap. Third eats twenty fourteen is our number . Growing up, how did you know your mates were rich? We are talking talking rich people because new stats have just been revealed by the ATO suggesting that Portzee, those who live in Port are Australia's richest . They have it. A slide into a swimming pool. I mean that's so we're asking how did you know someone was rich? Especially back in the day. That's rich. I mean I'm just a swimming pool. Yeah, if you had a swimming pool, you were spa. You know, when the spa was connected to the pool in ground spark. Yeah, an in ground spark connected to the pool. Yeah, you're rich. Or under the Progola. The Pagola. What's a Pagola? It's a wooden structure . Yeah, which usually what's got bar furniture? What do you call barbecue furniture? Yeah, just yeah, but they used an outdoor room. Yeah, but they used to build them over those above ground hot tubs and it just looked . Yeah, it just was that rich? It was a staff. You'd get a staff . No, that would be what about a backgate which led into the park? Oh yeah, it's actually backed onto a reserve. Yeah, a reserve. If you want the empty block next door or some people like golf courses they used to back on a golf course and they have a gate. Rich . Mitchell, good morning. How did you know you had a rich friend? Good morning guys. Probably gone over twenty years ago now, Fox Palace. If you had fox , and you'd always want to go to their house after school Fox Spision. Yeah, Simpsons on re runs Fox on Fox eight. Yeah, yeah, I love that. My friend Dean up the street, we'd gather every afternoon channel B or Red, I think it was cool back in the day. Yeah. Fox some of us still have Fox still doesn't scream rich anymore, just screams lazy because you never return the box. Hailey, good morning . Good morning. How are you? We're good. Now, did you have a rich friend and how did you know? When I was younger, when I go to my friend's house and the parents offered us like are roroch Retoerche, yak orot Kinder for snack now are you rich? Ferrero Roche, you're cult or Kinda Rich . It's true. We'd get the cabbree, but if they had Ferrero Roche. What if they had the Ferrero Roche, Rafaello double. Oh I love Rafaello. We had Ferrero Roche in our house. They were for mum and dad. They weren't for the kids and that happened. Red chulip after dinner mince. Remember a little box? Oh , you get them once a year. They're pretty cheap though. Now they weren't. They I don't think they don't think the red tulip meant rich for a shaman . Red Tulip was like yeah, kids could have a red tulip. Yeah, Ron. They're allowed. Hey, let's get to Mikaela. Hello, Mikayla . Hi . Hey, um, how did you know your friends were rich? They had double fun doors . Yes . Yes, yeah. Double front doors dreams it. Yeah, I reckon you're probably right. Yeah, we've never up the street. Never had double front doors . Never. Yeah, if you've got two doors at the front, you're loaded. You are living large. Absolutely. Actually, if I was younger and my friends were like, Oh, my parents are away for the weekend, I'd be like, They're rich. Yeah . If they're going away to a holiday house or they're going away somewhere and not taking just a weekend . Yeah. Yeah. Rich Yeah. Yeah, yeah. thirteen, twenty four ten is our number. Hello, Sam . Good morning. Happy Friday. Happy Happy Friday . How'd you know your friends were rich? Or is it you? No, it was actually my first boyfriend so he had two beautiful fish tanks in his parents home . They had live coral and they flew the fish and the coral in IPEC Air Express from the Great Barrier Reef. I think even just the fish tank in the living room screams rich. If you had a fish I think you had a fish tank with a filter in it. We just had a fish tank but it was just a glass bowl. Fish tank in the wall it's not like the cars were even funnier, like I would park my dadson two hundred B in the front driveway , but it would be in front of his mum's car, which was like a five hundred SL Mercedes forks that he got off for birthday . She 'd just say I'd say, Margaret, can you move your car? And she's like, just take mine. And I would be like, Oh my God, I just got my peas and 's nervous Look at this we're both party. I must admit, Sam, I'm somewhat troubled by the fact he was getting his coral from the Great Barrier Race Can we just get some fish and some coral? We didn't know we've got to be the problem. Conservation . We didn't we didn't you know what? Around driveway as well. You've got one of them. No water fountain. You know that you got it a pathway it's a pathway. It's not a driveway. It's a roundabout. Unless you're in a smart car. You're not looking around . It's sticking off a lot of things. Gates . Well, good morning Melbourne, just gone twenty three to eight, turning on news Los Anno was just doing a deep dive on the houses we grew up in Clint on. How do they compare? Well, I just found my high school house. It was it was quite impressive for the like early two thousands. Yeah. Your linen choice was quite did you go through a bit of a golf stage . It was purple and pink. It was like dark purple was quite well, we were allowed. So we were allowed to paint our bedrooms the color we wanted . And I had when I was like, I must have been in like E seven, it was yellow . I had yellow and like pale purple corners. What do you call those ? Aren't they school colors? Yeah, which is bizarre. You went in school colors? Well, sort of in reverse. I really wanted yellow. I don't know why. Herol revting. Anyway, mum got the curtain . Mum had the curtains. We had those not like slide across curtains, the ones that fell down. What do you call those? Do you know what I mean? You pull the rope in the garden? shutters or not shutters. No, not shutters. They're soft And Mom got I was allowed to use the fabric and she got the curtains made and then I got duner covers made in the same print. Oh wow. So I was doing it was like God loves his bedroom. Wow. Anyway, then I grew up obviously mature new kittens. And moved. Well, my brother moved to like the guest room which had a living room and att seachledf as he got older and I moved into his bigger room and I was like to paint it again and I went purple and pink 'cause I was very mature and growing up. You went through three different stages, didn't you? It's funny 'cause I just looked online. The curtain still match the book. Sorry Cl.inton That's a very good question. Clinton. I can't hide right . Mike, we're just talking houses Do it covered carpet. Well, I had different I had blind You don't have to answer that question, Lauren? So none of your business. Jeeze, mate . Seven thirty . But the fore sale listing from two thousand seven is still there . Calvin Harris, do a leapa here on Nova, God, you think you know some one, Lauren. What do you mean? Well, just sticking with the theme, we've been looking up our original houses we grew up in . Didn't know it was the richest. Oh, I didn't know the Tan went so well back in the day. Dad did a lot of cash jobs. So where after that you've got it, you've got like a pool house. And the pool. What's what's the pool got clean? It's got an adjoining spa. Boy, didn't have enough money to turn the heating on. It was always solar. You were rich. You were a rich boy. The tan man went well for me . He did. Tanning bed. Impressed for that? Really? Sun . It was England Iris, Rich. J orina Cliffs doubled up play day. Double. everything. All right, we just played your girl doing a leap back to bed. I just saw a video of her yesterday in a honeymoon. They're in R theoman Col andumb they're at the what's it called the fountain in Rome. Trevy Fountain fountain and they're throwing coins over their shoulder, which is like good luck and Roman. Bring back your virginity or something. What? That's what they say. Isn't it good luck? No, I think I don't know if it's meant for the night. What restores you A few coins? Did you see the shower paparazzi photo? Yeah, that's nice. They shouldn't do that. Just as much as everyone loves saying it was well, but I do think the evasion of privacy from paparanza. What was it like a beach show? They're kind of tucked around the corner in a shower and they've taken photos on it. No showering together. Well tiny moon. You know, you caught up in it. Yeah, but let them leave. There's a people in the shower. They were in their bikinis, but still. Then ten years into marriage, you're like, just can I have a shower of my own? I just won't get off me. It was easier when your wife was trying to shake you. Back in the fountain you go . All right, let's go to the phones. We've played two songs back to back by the same artist, which means an instant thousand dollars ready to give away. Who are we going to? Tyler, good morning . Hi , how are you? Good . The cash is going to start . Oh , that's amazing. Thank you so much. A thousand dollars ahead of a weekend and are gonna are you gonna be good or are gonna you splurge like I 'm naughty? I mean, I want to be naughty, but I think I should probably be better. Maybe half half. Come on. Yeah, that's a good idea, I think. You're a primary school teacher, you want to give you school a shout out ? Yes, I work at Barrowing Primary School in Wallet. Shout out Barrow. How many how many more days till school holidays, Tyler? Five, if you want to count today is six and I can not hang on. You're working a full week next week sure am and the kids are staying till three o'clock on Friday you're not doing the half day. No, they finish at two thirty. So that's all right. Yeah, that's great . I am definitely surviving, not thriving at the moment. Surviving not thriving. I feel like it's that time of year where everyone needs to just get through. Yeah. Right enough . Enjoy the money. Yeah. Thank you so much. No worries. Great day. We still got more cash to go all next week on the show so make you listening. Turns out we've just done some research into the trevy fountain. Apparently if you throw one coin in the Trevi Fountain, it means you'll return to Rome. If you throw two, it means you'll find romance. If you throw three, it means you'll get married but there is zero mention of getting your virginity. I was a bit skeptical of virginity It's very hard to get back up . Cleanses you so I get what you're saying, yeah. It cleanses you. Yeah. Let's just go with good luck. Where I went supposedly did that. Or someone told me. Today I throw coins clean. Today vacuum . All the coins out. Yeah, weekly. It goes to a charity doesn't match. Yeah. That's cool. And you're not allowed to get in the fountain no, it's a big no. Soccer fans at the moment. No, they're actually Italy is making it harder to get close to the Trevi town to manage the crowds. Duoli was there. Speaking of the soccer, we're taking you inside the soccer route camp after eight o'clock this morning. Yeah, one of my favorites Harry Suta is gonna join us and it's a massive match against team USA tomorrow morning. Yep, five o'clock your launch. I'll tell you where you can watch it here in Melbourne. If you want to get out and about, we'll do that after the seven thirty news. We'll put a list on our socials as well. We'll check you around to work Lat ister News next. This is Nova Morning everyone. It has just gone ten to eight. Hey, over the last couple of months, we have been on the search for Melbourne's best and god we found it. I rented to two people the other day that went to what we called Melbourne's best bakery for a pie. Molly Deens on Saturday Ben They're good pies. Yes. We were pie weren't there? They were. We've done Melbourne's best scroll croissant, fun You name it. Well, today this one's not the moon hits your eye like a bigger pizza fire that's for moral . People get very passionate, defensive. At their local pizza place . thirteen twenty four ten is our number . Today, nominations are open for Melbourne's best pizza Where is it Melbourne? Bring it on nominations are open . We must try Melbourne's best for now Pizza Edition the moon hits your eyes like a figure . We need to clarify a few things. Okay . Now pizza is one thing. Is it all pizza like what toppings are we going for? Like we're doing the best market we need something we need consensus I'm not sure we've hit the mark here because my argument here is that the pizza needs to be fresh in the shop.. He does They don't travel well necessarily. No , they don't pretend like there are some pizzas that in the restaurant I tend to fall. Was it you that got the pizza delivered by the Uber driver? Yeah, he had it in his backpack. Oh no. Yeah, he pulled it out. Idiot. Idiot. Yeah. Now, I just think they need to be hot fresh out of the oven . We can guarantee they're hottish and fresh. We might have to be out of the oven. Peter's ovens we might. Yeah. Are we thinking what? Sorry, but I find Marguerita just a bit pove. I love Margaret. No, I agree. It's a bit pove. I mean, here we go. Maybe it's comfortable . You know what? I do love An agent P. Hawaiian. Yeah. Why are they calling ham and pineapple? He's trying to make it sound more fancy. It's Hawaiian. I love Hawaiian but I love the pepperoni taste. I do too. Should we go pepperoni? Pepperoni. The big pepperoni. A twenty five . Is that in South Yura? There's one in the pope maybe two. It's very You're a Celiac. Shout out to the celiacs of Australia. They have a full celiac kitchen and the gluten free eight twenty five pepperoni pizza. We love that. Heaven on earth. Okay, my favorite pizza shop got firebombed a couple of weeks back. It did not. Yeah, Hellabella just the end of Tulip Street. Devastated. Hellabella on Tulip Street sounds like a storybook. In Sandringham there. Yeah, they certainly like if you ordered off of the Queen, if you ordered like a prosciutto on your pizza, they'd like hand shave on in the store. That's and they had the big pizza oven with like a party . Who in God's name is firebombing Hello? On Chillip Street Shame on you. Alabella are, sell theying a legal alcoholist? No . Illegal pastrami. No, illegal pastrami. What are they getting fire bombs for? I don't know. Boot leg pestrami . Maybe. Well, my nomination goes to a brand new retailer. Are your retailer. Oh, have they striped so? They have very quickly. It's called Poloma. It's in Hawthorne, just on the corner of Glenfury and Riversdale. It is extraordinarily good. What makes it rat? Ah, the crust . You don't often say that, but the crust is just to difle. Okay, well mine's age twenty five. I also love a baby pizza. I don't want a grati either. Oh, gradi's good. Gradi is good. Gradi is that Johnny? Yeah, a big shout out, Johnny. Yeah. He's one like best pizza . He's got a nomination. We get we used to get lots of pizza deliveries from Johnny. Go, Johnny. thirteen, twenty four ten is our number. We're about to open the nominations. I reckon this one's gonna get heated. There's a couple in like Carlton that are just the OGs. Oh yeah. As well , I reckon we're going to mess age. I think sometimes people rely on their history as well. You know, to keep up, gotta modernise the pizza. Let's go to Heidi. How do you modernize them and pineapple ? Heidi, good morning. Good morning. All right, Nelvin's best pizza. What do you got? Julius in North Ringwood. Really nice. What does Julia do so well, Heidi? The pizzas are really great . The crust is puffed up and crunchy and soft in the middle. Oh yeah. Generous toppings . Generous toppings. Yeah, I don't like a tight ass topping. I love a generous topping. Now, Heidi, do they do a do they? What are we going? Pepperoni? Yeah . Or a yeah, pepperoni Special too We always get margarita and the prosciutto. Yeah. See, I'm a prosciutto girl too. I love a prosciutto pizza young with buffalo Monterella. Yeah. Well, there's a pizza joint down the road from us and they do it. You'd love it. It's like a prosciutto pizza with some rocket and then you know the inside of burrata. The burrata. Yeah. Yeah, but the inside of it, is it such a teller? It's such a stretched teller. Yeah , they just put a dollop of that on the after it comes out of the oven. Oh yeah yum yum yum yummy. All right, we have another nom Anna Good morning . Good morning. You guys, I'd love listening. We just love listening to you in the morning so much. You're the best What about pizza The best pizza I find three grains in Yarabille . Postcard nominated those Anthony C o waslle therege last week so we went there and had a look. It was amazing. Did they put it on a post card? Was Anthony then performing? No, he was doing performing. He was there for the pizza . Australia's best travel show. Am I right, Anna? I totally agree. Totally agree, Lauren. It's fantastic. It is a great show, isn't it? Well, if Anthony Colleia went there we must . So what did you go get down there? So we got the Ostalana pizza, which is all the beautiful vegetables, being Italian background . This is by far the best pizza you have to go. Well, the Italians don't get away. I don't want a veggie pizza. Pegarian pizza? In the bin with you? Next. Okay . All right, I'm shut . Lucy . Yes. You sit on a vegetarian pizza? Meat ? Yeah, go there. Lucy, where's the best pizza? Little Naples, they've got a couple of stores, one in Fairfield and one in Heidelberg. And the feller came over from Italy. So he's this young guy who's come around and brought all his expertise from Italy to make these amazingly thin bases that don't look like flop in the middle and they've got the beautiful crust with the sun what is it the sun manzana tomato? No . I don't mind a bit of flop. Well, the thing about the edge I like a flop because you can sort of like tuck it. You did fold. You fold it over and yeah. The thing about the pizza in Italy is that it is actually always very simple. You can't get him pineapple do pineapple in Italy. But they're not busy pizzas. They're like it's all about the simplicity and freshness the of the ingredients. They'd roll in their graves singing meat lovers, wouldn't they? They do. Yeah, they do it like a lot of prosciutto and salami and supreme supreme. No, that roll in out of supreme. Super supreme love. So why? Shadow to Allie at half half pizza Tucker Road, Bentley as well. Half half. Yeah, he'll you can actually do a half. What's called half half pizza? So they encourage you. Is it Melbourne Space Pazer? Is it just your local and you're trying to get a free pay? That's what it sounds like. Is it Malman's best pizza. It's pretty good pizza Chucky Bay. So can you surprise there's been like surely Carlton has the best pizza? I know. That's where all the Italians are. Well here's the guy thirteen, twenty fourteen Italians. We're gonna keep the nominations going on our socials and then unfortunately , because it goes with the job , we will try the top three nominations next week. So are we saying it's got to be a margarita or a bread? It's got to be one of those. Salama. Okay , just the half half thing. Can you go whatever half half combination you want? I believe so. Or you just get a whole like it's just called half half. You don't have to passing your whole . Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not a rule. You don't have to There's also that joint enrichment. This is super surprising. It's open like twenty four hours that I've rolled into late at night. The later at night you go, the better exactly the summer bicycle shop. That one's great. The pizza doesn't look like it's freshly melted, but I think it tastes better. Yeah. Later , the better. Melbourne's best pizza. Nominations continue on our socials. It's Bang on eight . Well, good morning Melbourne and good morning birthday girl. Abby from Bakers Marsh tomorrow is it the big one the twenty first ? Yes it is. Hi Abby. Happy birthday. What are you doing to celebrate your twenty first I'm out for dinner tonight with my family and my best friend Don't get carried away tonight twenty first feel like yesterday. I know you got someone got someone a long time ago got. some You speeches organized, Abby? No way. I don't do that. No. We're just signing one of those wooden keys from there no , it's all digital Yeah. Digital. All right, Abby. Let's see if we can win you some cash. I believe you want to buy a car. Let's see if we can help out and you want to play for five thousand dollars today. We're going big five thousand dollars . All right, it's a simple. You will hear a question, you will hear a three, two, one you need to answer within that three seconds, okay? Yep . Come on, Abby. Good luck. If you don't know , guess. Yeah, yes. Yep. Mrs. Gesseria. Yeah , have a while guess. Okay, here we go for five thousand dollars . When did Netflix officially start streaming? Stream twenty twelve I said twenty ten. They're in the region . It's two thousand seven, Abby. Oh, I was laid off. I mean, sorry. So Founder ninety seven started streaming in two thousand seven. No. We got giveta her something. It's a twenty first year . How about dinner common cuts for you and three guests? Oh, yes, please are be great. There you go. They're so sweet. Common Cuts are City Grill and listening room in the heart of Melbourne CBD that is coming your way. That's great. You gotta take some mates and celebrate your twenty first birthday on us, Abby. Awesome. Thank you so much. Have the best time . Have a great time. Happy birthday. Tribby is one of those DVD ATMs. Remember they rolled those out in the shopping centers? Yeah. I never used the ATMs. Yeah, yeah. I do buy them or rent them. No, you rent them, then you got to return it to the ATM. I never returned them. They just charged so much that I owned it. No, no, no wor,ry about it. Are the odd deck collectors from Blockbuster? You get returned? I guess we'd go to the next one. I'd be like, Hey, well, Mount Wavel is off. So I guess we go to Glenwale. Now we go to Cindle. Oh, now Mum's like, now we got to drive an extra ten minutes up high street two ash Burton. That's gonna have to be a video easy family now, Lauren, thanks a lot. Coming up next . You got brand in the Toy Story has dropped . God, you imagine how many people be checking out this weekend. We're coming up next. We've got a reviewer. A mini reviewer thirteen, twenty fourteen if you've already seen it. Yeah, we'd love to hear from you . If the markets were a friend, they'd be the one who text s constantly updates , opinions . Did you see this? All day every day. Capital. com isn't another voice in that thread. It's the space between the messages , bringing news, charts, and economic calendars into one place to give you the full picture in between the noise. Capital. com designed for clarity sixty two percent of retail investor accounts lose money when trading spread bets and CFDs with this provider . Good morning Melbourne this is number one hundred. You're on the air with Jace Lauren and Clint. Fed square is going to be going off tomorrow morning five o'clock, no doubt. Everybody be packing in huge match for the soccer. We're actually going to take inside the soccer's camp very soon. Yeah we will Harry Suta's going to join us head of that match with Teamy USA what a big match it is. This is pretty cool Marvel Stadium Amy Park they're opening it up so you can go there if you can't get into Fed Square. Okay, great. Whole bunch of other places around Melbourne are going to be opening sort of random car park in Broad Meadows, I see. Broad Meadows Town Hall Carp, which normally wouldn't be the place to hang out at five o'clock in the morning, but it's going to be having tomorrow morning. You go to the Amy Park as well as home. Yeah, yeah. How cool is that? We're gonna put a list up of all the pubs and bars that'll be open nice and early for you to go and check out our social media . Yeah. I'll be watching from bed. We're going on the sporting globe Mordie Alec tomorrow at ten to watch the Brazil game. Yeah. Brazilian. Stuff on our socials now that list of places. Oh, great. There you go. You can go and check out the list. All right guys , let's head to the movies. Bonnie, screen time's over now. Okay , I want to talk to you, device. Please call me Lily. Me and the toys have been working all summer to try and get Bonnie to make friends. Yeah, but then you had to ruin out it. You're not even listening to me. I'm always listening . All right , you got a new toy story. Now we've been talking about it a lot. I'm so excited to go. The fifth one storm today. Lily Pat is the new main character. Right. So watching number four with my four year old god, it's good. It's good. It really holds up, mate. Well, we were talking just the other day about what you did the first one come out. The nineties ninety five. I can't believe them . And I believe they all sort of teach you some sort of life lesson. They do . Yeah, there's some sort of educational blue heels episode. At the end of something out of it, imagine . Now, adults and kids were streaming, running into theaters yesterday to be the first to see it. Now we have a very special little girl, Ivy ten years old who was one of the first people to see it yesterday who is going to be our official toy story reviewer. Good morning Ivy Hi Hi Ivy how was it ? It was amazing I loved it. Okay have you seen Ivy one , two, three and four ? Yes. Okay , what in your opinion, did you think number five was better or just as good? I definitely think it was better. It was more fun. Oh , interesting . Okay , now Ivy, there's a new character called The Lily Pad. What's your verdict on Lily Pad? She's a bit bad. She ruined a lot of stuff. Oh . So is that sort of saying that technology is ruining toys , Dreckon? Yes. Yeah . She's a bit bad. Is it funny? Is it sad in parts? So it is sad and funny at the same time. Yeah . And it's like different parts where it's sad and then the different parts works funny handy. Okay , now do you I mean, who has been your favorite Toy Story character in the past? And has that changed now? Have you got a new favorite? No, it's still the same favorite. Yes , I love Jesse. This movie's very centered around Jesse, isn't it? Yes. Okay And Ivy, out of all five, which one is your favorite? Five , five. Yeah . Dead. Dead. And how dare you? The official score out of five, how many chocolate I was going to say popcorns? Five. Five . Five. Okay, now Ivy, talk me through what you ate while you were at the movie. Oh yeah, we're talking. Did you have some popcorn? Yes, and an ice cream. Oh my god what flavor Boys and Berry Boys and Berry always Boys and Berry They're the best aren't they? Boardbury. Yeah. Ivy, was it really busy in the cinema ? Yes. Yeah, okay. It was. Who'd you go with? My mum and my friends and my dad did mum and dad like it as much as the kids? I think so. Yeah. Yeah, I think I've heard Ivy , you're giving it five out of five. What would your message be to all the other little boys and girls in Melbourne about Toy Story five? Sum it up for us . You need to go and watch it now. It's amazing. Oh what a kitty. An Ivy, is it okay for adults to go on their own with no kids? Yes, yes . So I won't be weird if I just go Would you say it again ? Of course I would. It's amazing. It's not amazing. Hey, what about Taylor Swift's song in it? Is it good when you hear it? Yes.. Yeah, yeah I love listening to it so much. Yeah. And so when it came on in the movie, was it exciting? Yes. Yeah, that's awesome. I think it's in the credits. We hear it right at the end. Yeah . Yeah Well, thank you so much for your first review, Ivy. You should be the reviewer of all kids movies forward. Which was also be our official correspondent ? Yes. Okay . You got the job. Yeah, perfect . Much you'd give us some toys stars by Maybe should send over to the minions and monsters once. That's a good idea. You want to go review that for us next . Have you seen that one yet? Right while there you go. We will send you to that. Yeah, let's send it will give you some tickets to that. Toy Story five, it is out now go and check it out. Yes. Tell you what they've been doing the rounds, haven't they? Interviewers? Yeah, they have Hanksy, good old Tom Hanks. Just see what he did on see what he did on Kim Tim Mallen? No. So you know how in the movie, if like one of the humans walks into the room they all have to pretend to be like not dead but just toys toys.. So Yeah yeah, Tom Hanks at the front of the studio audience and then he got his Jimmy Kimberg got his security guard walking in the room and then Tom's like now and everyone just flying. Ah, that's funny. I saw a very 'cause a lot of people were doing them, right? The Toy Story thing. Yeah, some gymnasts did it and they are because they're just so nimble and so nimble. Yeah, they play toys unbelievably well. I'll show you. Okay . It's very strong. Toy Story five. Go check it out are right coming up next guys . We are heading to the Sakaroos. So we're going to take you inside the Socceros ahead of their next match tomorrow morning five AM A lot of places opening up nice and early tomorrow if you need a cheer on the soccer room. I mean, there's a whole range of places you can go and do free viewings These fed square Amy Park Marble Stadium they're opening up or you can go, you know, get warm inside a park in a pub. I'd be down at Sport Globes. Pines. How can you have to make a reservation to any of the pubs? We've just chucked places up on our Instagram as well. Cool. I'll see a broad meadows town hall car park. Yep, that's a place to visit. What's our Tansas? Look, the Americans are ten or eleven in the in the world in terms of FIFA rankings. We're about twenty third , twenty fourth, but you know what, what happens at a World Cup? You exactly anything can happen totally. And when the soccer is a concern often does where are you going ? I'll probably stay at home . Yeah, I think the comfort of my couch. We're at the house for the in laws so everyone will be up at five AM no doubt. Yeah, nice and early. So the soccer's are daring to dream right now. This follows a two knil victory over Turky. Oh yeah, game one and look , if we if we eat out a draw , it's a it's a it's almost as good as a win. We got the chance to catch up with Soccer and Legend Harry Suta head of tomorrow's game. What will it mean to take on the USA in their own backyard and surely we can we can beat them . Yeah, it'll be it'll be a great occasion like we played Mexico there in front of like seventy five thousand of their own fans. So kind of a lot of warm up to that game. You know the atmosphere is going to be amazing . Obviously we've heard all the comments and stuff from kind of their media and that and we're kind of just taking the notes about, you know, we let them let people say what they want . And yeah, I think sitting next to Matt just earlier on, I heard him say that we'll just let the talk and be done in the park. So that's kind of our view to it. We're just focusing ourselves working hard . And yeah, we're going to be ready for it. How good. Does it feel like there's extra pressure playing a team in there with they've got a home ground advantage ? Yeah I'm not too sure about pressure for us, you know, there's probably more pressure on the home nations Good band bad of Mexico and America . Both ways, it goes both ways . You know, it's amazing that they get to host host the tournament but again that' shes just added extra pressure like it has done every single other host nation, but yeah, it's just one of really exciting . Harry , we can't wish you we wish you all the very best. We're going to be an incredible few weeks for you and for all of us as well watching back here. I'm going to take the kids down to BCF by a box of flares, I'm good to go Thank you very much. Good luck, Harry. I mean, the whole country is behind you as you know, but Melbourne in particular will be heaving at Fed Square. We're so proud of so proud of you in the soccer rooms and we can't wait to see you out there. And enjoy the moment, Mate, you guys work your arse off to get where you are. So take it in and enjoy it. Nice fun, Jay. Thank you very much. We really appreciate it. And it's Harry Sutar, sorry from the Sakaroos. How is it? Now his brother plays somewhere else . Doesn't he? I don't know. I thought his brother was playing maybe for Scotland. Oh, okay, yeah, maybe go. The Yankees are throwing shade. They're deciding they're trying to engage in, you know, psychological warfare. I'm not too sure if it's going to work . They just, you know what?? Where I mean, there's a lot of people throwing shade at the American design. The Europeans not loving the American the World Cup being in America. America you know it's in the Herald Sun today. You fold out Socceroo's poster.ant Fastic. Put on the wall. Love a bit of that. On the front door. List on our socials. Jason Lauren and Clint you can go and check out where you can watch the game. It is right on eight thirty coming up. Lights on sing along. Mm hmm. We've got an artist today that has just made a very good announcement that there'd be some hardcore fans out there that will be wrapped with this announcement. We're going to play one of his classics coming up next on Nova heart lights off. That is a banger. Isn't it a jazz? As far as a sing along goes, that's as good as it gets. I was just saying a lot. That's old school rock and roll. Yeah, and romance. Yes. That's old school. Maybe I'll go down to IKEA get some tea like candles Yeah, do that. Set that up where your electric guitar you can't use it away you go. I was having a drum just playing on the UI boom but that's alright. Can I borrow your guitar? Clint still coming in , isn't it? It's somewhere. Right. It is just gone fourteen to nine. You are on the air with Jason Lauren and Clint here at Nover and still to come. Tickets are on sale for dinner party. Nyal Horns returning to Melbourne in Febru twenty twenty seven tickets on sale now from Ticket Tech thanks to TEG Live and Nova not yet but coming up before the end of the show you can win your way to see Nile Guys, I want to take you inside my living room. Oh at five o'clock yesterday afternoon I did the same thing I do every day o'clock at five PM That's my favorite show. Are you a tipping point girl, aren't you? Oh my god, am I ever? I'm sort of like I cried the other night watching a tipping point. Admittedly, I'm fairly emotional. Yeah. Well, I find the last fifteen minutes are the best fifteen minutes of television because that's when you 're not just fifteen minutes television every day is it I mean before that it's a bit just a game show just a bit on the when it's run on but the pressure when it's just used last bit only one contestant trying to drop the drop the drop the coins and like trying to knock off the jackpot or sometimes it's a bonus prize or whatever it is and you know you say, oh, I like celebrity for three tokens. And sometimes if you get all three wrong it starts getting, embarrass ing. Anyway, last night Oh no, I think I've heard I think they've run out of questions on the tipping point. Now have a listen to what Todd's question. Okay . In the song, Lady Marmal , what lyrics follow? Giti Giti y a dada, giti giti y here . Is it? Coco Macchiado, yaya ? Monka Chocolata, yaya or matcha matchalade , ya . I have no idea . Now he knows . So then he novels down and he tries to help her. He goes again, go to . Coco machiada, yaya , Moka Chocolata. Yaya . Or matcha matcha lada. Yay . That's the first ice. No, we should get you to do it again, but I have absolutely no idea. I'm just gonna go in Coco Maciato. Now I love it. Is it Coco Macchiato? No, I dance. I'd used to sing that song all the time. Mocha chicolata yay . So what option is it? Is it Moka Chocolate Yaya? So which option is that maybe your song. In the song Lady Marmalad . What lyrics follow? Gitchi Gitchi Ya dad gitchy gitchy here . Is it Coco Macchiato y acht Maca chocolata . That's your matchalada. Yay . We are locking in here I've Maca Chocolata yes all my years of watching the tipping point been more confused than I was at all. Why didn't he sing it? He sort of tried at the end and he was like, Is it a Moka Chocolat a? Yeah, yeah. What was these fashions? Expressions like? That what I just did . It was very amusing to watch, but I've never been more confused in my life and I thought Todd, you've stitched this woman up. That's too hard. Well, I think he's been stitched up by the Workspiracy question. No, I know the person who writes the questions for that show. I reckon they write Really? Just wanting to see how to do it. She also writes questions for Millionaire Hot Sea. Oh, I wish he had got that one. Yeah. What's Rebecca Go? Only two He called the song ? Lady Mamalan We love you Tony Lady Mama. We love ya . Ariana Grande. Good morning Melbourne. It is right on nine. You're on the air with Jason Lauren and Clint at Nova. How's everyone feeling today? This isn't horrible. I'm so excited to be coming back to Australia very soon. Thanks to Nyl Horan returns to Australia in february twenty twenty seven with dinner parties live on tour tickets on sale now from Tickette thanks to TEG Live and Nova. Keep it on Nova to win. That's right. We got them thirty. Norva thirty eight twenty four ten is our number. We've got 'em all next week as well. We sure do. I love Nihil. Who's weekend are we after makeup? Okay. Golly, the phones have gone mad. Here we go . Phoebe . Oh my god, hello. Oh my god, Phoebe, guess what? Stop it. You're going to Nile Horn . That's amazing. Thank you. Drop . Stop it. Stop it. Has that made your has that made you Friday? Absolutely. I can't wait to give my best mate a call after this. Oh my god, it's gonna be such a good concert. I'm actually so excited for this too. Who are you taken? What's her name? Her name's Brook. She's like a mega mega fan. Well, Brook, you goin' to. Are you two trouble together? Pardon. Are you two trouble together? Um , why do you always ask if people are trouble together? We can have fun without being troubled. I know, I know. Sometimes you know to question you think two women who like having good time at trouble. We're not troubled. No, no, oh, two boys together just as much trouble. Make no mistake. Far more trouble actually . I caught up my mat through the week trouble. That's trouble. We haven't we actually haven't heard. It was actually we were very well behaved. Get she with some of the details. We were very well behaved. You tried to character assassinate me did not. We went to the cricketers. Yeah, which is also on Punt Road, which is also the home of the No, that's the Royal. Well, they're both a bit tops or roll at this one. They're both a bit dancy. I learnt the hard way yesterday I'm still saying well and truly out of this. You do. Smart, you've got branded me. I guys great have a weekend. Toy Story is out now. So make sure you go and check it out this weekend. Cinema's gonna be hooving . I know it's gonna be packed all weekend. Actually good weekend for the movies. Great weekend for the movies. Great weekend to watch the soccer 's five AM tomorrow either on the couch or out at a pub or I'm going to be lying in my bed watching How good? You're allowed at five o'clock in the morning for the soccer is you're allowed to make noise for the morning if you like, as much as you like. People can't complain. Okay, just checking. No, this AFL football is saying they want the schedule to be checked. They don't want to play they don't want to have to play at the same time. They'll filthy at the AFL. No AFL match starts five at tomorrow . No, they're not . But the players will probably be out watching, then could be tired. But you know what? Go get them soccer as it's time we teach those Yanks a bloody lesson. I agree. Seriously, five AM tomorrow will have a full wash up the match . Where on them? Official, unofficial correspondent. Correspondent on the ground. Fud Tuesday got the budget to see anyone. A trady from Melbourne who is over there. We should be giving him some beer money or something. We should not be sure. Yeah, yeah. Bud blast.. Yeah We're on FaceTime with our American friends
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