The History of the Boleyn Ground

someome unbelievable facts incoming If you haven't already watched Joe and James Fack up. Head over to YouTube after this and catch up. The posters have had a bit of a shuffle to make room for the new wall chart for the World Up twenty twenty six easily the most exciting tournament this summer Just search for Joan James backacked up on YouTube and hit subscribe so you don't miss the next episode I'm terrified of being like I'm sure at less everyone's touched some wood right now But I've only been under general anesthetic once in my life Um And I'm terrified of going under general anesthetic now post being on the TV and the in between of stuff becausecause I just think people will just have a little look at my knob just think they will. I think they'll be like well we've got Joe from the betweeninas int there Ohyes don't think they're looking you know. I think they will. I think they will, Joe I don't. I mean, that's also why like me and Claire, we're we're our youngest child is How old do he say? He's thirteen in a couple of months time. That's our youngest child' thirteen Me and Claire were done with the kid thing Uh so I should And I know I am as well let's be realistic. Whatever happens with me and Claire, I don't know. she might finally come to her senses at some point. But I know that even if I she's got too many sunk costs now. But even night is on. It'd be embarrassing for her because she would haveve wasted all this time and like she'll just make it look as like an idiot. Yeah, She' look like an idiot. All that stuff that all her pals were saying at the beginning of her relationship. What are you're doing with him? like what the fucks going Like you were right and they were like, oh my god. She doesn't want to prove them wrong No, ex Yeah, she But Like if if me and Clares be up or whatever, like I've no intention of having it with Clara or without a want any more kids at all as well. Yeah. I should go and have the old snip, shouldn't I? Yeah I just I don't want, I don't want I don want people looking at my knob I don't they are going to look at your knob. Well someone's going to have to with that Iviously with that thing with that Yeah in yeah, but in a I feel like I've had the professional I feel like I've been ambushed by doctors in the past as well. Wh I've gone into situations where I'm definitely sure I'm not going to have to get my knob out But then I do we did that thing No, but I remember when for the in betweenweeners movie, the first in betweenweeners movie that was funny. We all had it we all you all have to have you all have to go to Harley Street Yeah. And we all went at different times because it was fit around our schedule for the for the u rehearsals. So, Oh, James, you're not in this afternoon, these scenes are just Blake and willill Blake and Will, Blake and's bird and whatever, right? So I'll whoever they are. Whoever the fuck that Joe Joey Simmons. Anna S Jessica Parker So they go All right, you go off to your doctor's appointment now. and I think I was the last one to go. I went to Harley Street. It's for the insurance because if you die Y they a film and I thought it was to make sure you're healthy enough to do a film It's not at all. It's to just say we had him checked And now he's died and we can't make a film so we need some money back yet And I came back And I was the last one to go to my doctors and I was like I was talking to you boys, I was like, God have to be intense onn't it Like usually it's like, oh was you out of breath walking up the stairs on the way and you go, no and they go, R right, you're fine to do a film. Because funny enough, you don't have to be in the peak condition to make a movie unless you're Tom Cruise and you're jumping out of planes or whatever You're fine, right usually all the films that I've been doing are usually set in someone's living room or in a restaurant we're not we're not generally playing characters who are supposed to be action heroes Yeah, we're not m sure good Yeah with that top off. So And I came back came back to the rehearsals to carry on the day you guys. I was like, fucking I was a bit much wasn't it? fucking haaving to check your old bowls and your cock there. and all you boys all you boys went what What you talk about? I was like, Well, my doctor Who's the oldest man I've ever seen in my life, by the way A his bony js A all his bony fingers like feeling Feeling my pipes in my balls, which I didn't know was a thing T be honest I don't know what he was doing. And in hindsight I'll be honest, I've thought about it a tiny amount And I stop myself from thinking about it because I go, yeah That was unnecessary. I'm not hundred percent sure what's goingone on in that situation. It was I don't I cannot find any logic in my brain. I can't find out a reason Whaty He said, u How old are you? And I think I was twenty four or something like that. twenty three. He was like, Well, you're in the bracket for testicular cancer so I better check that. and then make sure right And I went okay. Well it's aree free testicular cancer tell you something, man, the guy the chap there is not there. biggest at the best of times and he really fucking let me down. anyy sort of situation Wh uh Yeah, no where he might have to pop out and say hello for a second. I feel like he's going Oh no, absolutely not. Yeah. I've never I've never ve been impressed with No one Sometimes I do like u Sometimes I do catch it and I go, you know, you're not doing too bad, man. You're doing al right And then other times it looks like a completely different penis is on my body Like some sort of child has swapped p that is L kind of the cold the you mean really cold. Its not even cold like any water Unless it's the shower. Any water leaves me like here Like most swimming pools are heated to a For want of a better word degree Fantastic. Now what is it? Unbelievablebelievable.'s unbeliev.' unbieable. Yeah right but they're not And it may be it might even it might Anim just about beef for one of the better worders as well. Anytime I'm in a swimming pool The guy just goes. Yeah disappears. Like sometimes I've like when you go on holiday with with the kids and stuff like that and You spend a day by the pool and I've been getting in and out of the pool all day long and then I have a shower in the evening and I go, where are you? Where have you gone there tryrying to clean you, mate We're in the shower now. It doesn't want to be clear trying to catch it. trying to Catch it Yeah. it's like it's like trying to, um Pela Panini sticker You gotta get your fingernail under it Yeah catch a lip. I'm trying to find the end of the cellotape. Yeah, absolutely. That's exactly what it's like. The search end you know what I'll just leave it. just Yeahah yeah You never really need sellers with you 'Q quite low stakes, isn't? There's never life or death thatcelitates If somebody just said there's no more sellotappe in the world, it'd be like very emotional organ unless unless unless conditions are prime Remember thing that's the where they go theals the canibals give you an erection before they eat your penis so that there's more. That's from Galo, I know. Yeah. In a school. In school and in school as well We on j You say more me It it willll just be blood I imagine if you gave me an erection And then chopped off my penis. It would just go it wouldn't know, of course it wouldn't It definitely wouldn't be bigger because there's It's definitely not true. Yeah. ye Deinitely Whatould it like a water balloon, should you think Yeah yeah. absolutely. would. yeah. especially water balloon. Yeah. yeah. Yeah. would like I feel like I'm learning lots. Yeah. wouldn't There's no course to name on me. I'm just saying Ladies. It's a very you know Sometimes it looks good and sometimes it looks very sorry for itself You can't judge the penis And everyone does That's why I'm terrified, only for a fact If you put some genine anesthetic in my body that my penis would go just count. You don't you don't know. it might be You know, with the Maybe Mbe I could maybe I could give myself an erection before I try Yeah, I suppose maybe you need to Before I go into general anesthetic Maybe that's what you need to do I am Do you have a nickname for your penis U while we're here M as well No. I don I mean And are you You're supposed to. I don't know, man. Is it weird not to like having a pet and How would you refer to it, you know, just in sort of d? My brother's mother in law, she has a cat doesn't have a name What She's um, she's she's Dutch and she's quite, um like unsentimental. Right. So they went, Ohh what's your cat's name? She was like Oh, she's a cat It it's a c Unbelievable. That is like she likes the cat ust very European sort of like, which is a cat doesn't have a name. Let's stupid. I'll Ferg's cat You you know Ferg then I know yeah. Do I know Ferg? Yeah Havever I told you his cat's name years ago D now years ago? No funny no, East Cast. Pointless. genuinely pointless. U Hovercroft H cat ridic. H cat was called Hoverrft. Hoverrraft I used to call it the craft. Okay, yeah That's amazing. This cat's name was Hovercraftty. That's genuinely amazing Y it Yeah. Yeah, but it's well, but it's, you know That's that's a shame that Because it was that's a fine name for a cat. Yeah, Pussy used to be a human the name that humans had as well. Itite it's quite sort of streetcard named desire, isn't it? Like what you were calling the cat in? Who doing that? Whatas he called Stan? No, not Stanley The modern brand they w He'd be shouting out Pussies And then your teacher would go, this is a very clever rememinder of the family sexes everywhere Yeah becausecause in the beginning of that, he's calling out something like Rad me Red meat. And it's like this is a reminder of how he's a man and right So might, you know Csing now out pusy out the back door. That's quite It's not that clever. I've seen that. That's ye, I't think it. I've seen the play or the film. I' think they see best she eon ofom deserves it meant to be incredible It's got incredibly long stage of. just saying red meat and that's meant to be Cext sub full of underlying, yeah. Yeah There are two sub There are two stri cars shouting rad wh. One's called cemeteries and one's called desire What does that tell you sex and death Yeah prettytty clever stuff. There is an old, a very old song Um, I think it's from I think it might be from the late nineteenth century or something. some It's a Double on Tendre veryery naughty. Yeah but you do if you even if you listen to it now Yeah, it would like makeake M and M blush It's like my girls pussy. Yeah no, it's something like because no one knew what it meant. The lyrics of it. No I've got've got I've got I've got like a Bob Dylan album of like n s but stuff that he she's wet in at the night, My girls pussy. Yeah it is on a banjo or something like No because once that door's open, once it's like, Ohh no one knows what I really mean I then you can just do whver you want. Yeah Yeah I've got' a song an old song from like Lilly May. Can you find out the My Girls Pussy lyrics? I'd love to got that on my work. Yeah yeah. Why not But I think, yeah if people don't know what the language means, then You can Okay. Harry Roy and his orchestra, My Girls Pussy, dropp me to get the lyrics What year was it? do you know nineteen thirty one. Oh a lot more than I thought we was. I mean, in lieu of a film script, you could read some of the lyrics verbatim if you wished. No, we'll save the film scripts. get your film scripts in me and Joe are desperate to reenact some of your favourite scenes. Yeah, please please specify scenes, I think would be really helpful actually. Yeah Oh yeah. If the films haven't scenes scene to be Yeah, we need scenes sexier, the better whole Yeah No the whole script. No, of course not What are the lyrics s say anymay U what all of them? Oh it is quite short. Yeah, yeah, it's notkay. It's quite it's not I assume back in the thirties it was a bit sort of, o, I wonder if he is talking about that. I think now this day in age you go rightight, We know what the guy's going on. But what are the James Bond films? called?'s literally one of them called That a pussy. Yeah, that's a about your lightning I haven't said yet Well, there's pussy Galore. Pusy Galore. I mean in gooldldfish. like just like mainstream British film. Yeah. Obsessed with the quantity of pussy as well. What to Pussy and pussy Galore. Yeah, that's already too much Pussy. Yeah so much sure was There wass only one woman. everoke was called like one hundred penises. You like well, that sounds That just has really weird. like she's a man covering in penises. You like, tell you what She's a lucky lady. Well, of course. How Mike Myers that, you know, did the joke. Oh, what's it in in Austin Powers. Austin Powers, there was a genuine and I only just rec recently read about this was that there was u Barbara Broccoli and the producers of of Bond films were genuinely like because there was a big break between from Pierce Brosnan to Daniel Craig. Right. and they were like Austy Bas has fucked it Austin Powers has fucked it. Like we can't We can't do anything anymore because it it is now just a joke. Austin Powers was Austin Powers is one of the greatest filmsers ever, by the way, it's pretty. The first one specifically and it does does just tear apart pulsion. And one of the women, one of the Fem for tos in Austin Bowers is a lotter Oh that's right. A lot of fina. Yeah. Yeah, no, it is it does I mean, yes I think Austin powers it was like, Oh, Pussy gllore Yeah No, I think say no more. Where it was ask in P I just went, That's fucking mental. It's ridiculous. Yeah, it's ridiculous. ye. Do you remember the character in the Mighty Bouche in the episode of The Priests and the Beast called Spider? Yeah, he had eight cs. Yeah Yeah had eight penises. and there's a scene where an old buildilding is out having a piss. so loads of sprays coming Heavy spray. I think he actually elevates a little bit It it is this what is it you pz about in a dress? It's not a dress. It is not a add dress. It's a rope of the psychedelic monks. It's the psaced Rbe of the psychedelic monks She she's brilliant Yeah, give us some of those just a few of those lyrics from M Gls Pussy. There's one pet I like to pet and every evening we get set, I stroke it every chance I get. It's my girl's, pussy Seldom plays never purs. I love the thought it stirs, But I don't mind because it's hers My my girls person. Thank you. Yes. Often it comes out at night, return at the break of dawn, no matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm, right? Okay, that feels scious in my mouth. Oh, it gets worse. It's never dirty, always clean. It's giving thrills never mean But it's the best I've ever seen. It's good s prettyam. It actually just repeats from there. Yeah ye. there's a little bit at the end where it's got flourish, but we don't need to do that Should we should we do the old pod? Let's do a podcast Joe and James, Joeing James, Joey James. Joey James, Fights up Welcome to Jo and James Facted U Each week we will be bringing facts to one another that we deem interesting and our policy is the more interesting, the more true it is I'm sure you're all still trying to get your minds back together I'm sure they were blown by our road vax last week, which Yeah I'm sure you're all struggling. I hope a week has given you enough time to Yeah, recover from No know it was that there are more vans on the road these days. And that buying a house in San Francisco can be quite expensive. Yeah I think we u We really kind of Of we didn't really try and We go like, it's not what you'd think.. Yes. We were like, it is what you think Um Yeah, I think we kind of let ourselves down a bit. But we' got well we've got more facts today, don't? Well, you say more facts. also I ha't got mine yet. Oh, I've got mine. but if you don't want to do one, that's fine. I've got mine And mine's quick. Okay, I no I'll have one Don't worry. That's bad form considering today's theme as well. Not gonna lie The anniversary of Amberolen's death. Well, yeah, do you know when it spoiling? W was a little I didn't care. What about women? yeah? I was gonna no, build up to it. No, I was going to build up to it. Well, we are we're going to be doing facts about and Bowlin U what's wrong with that Anne Bollin. An Bolin. It does sound like the Anne Bolin alley. Have you heard of her before? Anne Boleyin and Bolelin because B Anne Boyn dayay. Is that right? Yeah, so it's the anniversary of Anne Bolen's death. It was four hundred ninety years ago today razy It doesn't say that And she's my favorite of Henry's wives. She's the favorite one. Yeah. I think she's kind of iconic. Well Yeah, She's she's a Yes queen Actually dress up as a Halloween one year.. I don't know how tasteful that is, but yeah. you do like a head off U No, I had a necklace that was like bl take your neck too soon. I' like o. I respect her. Oh spe much. Lily Mate, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. some people are a bit uncomfortable your costume for all. I've disgraced myself and I'm sorry. Did you turn up as Diana the next year? No I'vet gott to wait a few hundred years for that one yet Okay, but we will be talking about Anne Bolein. We've got some An Bolem facts. Jay might have one. We'll also dig into the weird facts that you'd like us to think are true, but can't be asked to research yourself in a segment that we're calling fact check. Speaking of which, there is a fact there is something I can't be asked to check myself. And I was hoping that you would help me out or you would do the work because we don't ask enough of you already I am on my zips retty much every zip I own.s like okay Yeah What fuck's that all about? That is really weird. I always assumed it was just one Yeah, do everything do Thank do everything Well If you can be bothered, let us know what the YK came on the zip means, and let us know in the comments. I'll be reading them. used when I I think I first noticed it in the year two thousand. Right And I was like ye it's oK. And you've not even looked it up from then. No, I haven't got time I've one of there's some stuff that you really would like to know that you just sort of go, I'd really like to know that but I'm at work at the moment. Yeah. And then you forget it for a few months. and then you remember it again when you're driving, and you go, right, I'll be able to check that when I get home. Yeah. Anyway, those things can go on for years, can't they? twenty six funn know, I think I think it I think it's like I feel like if I'm looking that up. I would just intrinsically feel I should be doing something better with my time Like if I I'm saying I really I would I would really I would honestly think I'm, you know, I'm lucky to the se of knowledge Yeah, but it feels like I it should be doing our. And then when you're at a pub quiz ye and it comes up, it's true And you're the fucking hero. That's true. and now I've won money Yeah, from our mates and their families Always think of the pub quiz. I can't remember the last time I was at a pub quiz I went to one. But the pub quiz is something that I think about all the time. I'll learn something. I'll go, right, remember that just to case I'm in a pub quiz. Yeah I could be a hero. P' all over me. Yeah No why I do things like that as well? That my only my heads. That's how getting an answer right in a p feels, especially if people aren't backing you on it What are we talking about? Yeah, no, find out what YKK means on the old zip there for me. But if you want us to find something out for you, say find something out. Me and Joe discuss it We decide whether we think it's real or not and then Queen Lily May will actually tell us whether it's true or not send us your facts to verify. our email is hello at Joanjamespod. com Our WhatsApp is zero seven eight two two zero three four three three zero and follow us on Socials at Joe and James Pod and you can watch all our episodes in full. Just go to YouTube, search Jo and James Fact up Now Let's get facked up I' tell you someone who does have good Astrey Me, I have got a good ars. You've got a good bum Joe's bum. Joe's got a really nice bum. Yeah. I don't want to objectify you, Joe. I don't mind. I can probably say I wouldn't know. Yeah don't let me. Don' any me. she doesn't I don't think she I feel like she doesn't want to. But if I catch it, I'll let you know. Thankk you. You've got a nice bum in. Thank you very much. I' think you've been told that a couple of times in your life. I've been told it a little. Yeah. I've been told it is sort of like comomes from nowhere it's a bit like, o fucking o, that's a good bun No, when I I didn't expect it. No when I was When did you think you first noticed? Well I my girlfriend at school told me when I was in six four. She she was said like ye Yeah goodbe Yeah, as that, thanks so much Well, I feel like j You usedually be better, I think. I was really I' had really good legs in sootball. I played football every day. I used to cycle to skull I used my thighs used to be massing. Yeah Me too, they met in the middle. they they rub Fies were insane. L I used to ye, I used to because my school was in the different towns and I got sick of getting the bus. Yeah A need to cycle for a bit Um I feel like your ass was out all the time, I would, in between of more so than anyone else. By the testical episode, I. test thought I mean you' got great testical, wasn't it? very? But by that point, I kind of thought What's happened is though Ian and Daman have basically just got a map of my body and they're like, seen, seen, seen, seen. We we were sort of a bit of a boy band, right U I often feel that sort of L maybe u maybe Simon Bird Maybe he wrote the songs. He's Gary Barlow. He's the Gary Barlow Me and Blake were Howard Jason Orange. No, I think you're doing You were very much the Mar Owen. I think maybe I was a Marco but I't I think you I think you know, I think I think you and Blake, that's not. you're more you're very much more Robbie Williams. No, none of us were Robbie Williams. None of us No Mrter Gilbert, is he Robby Willams Davis, Greg Davis. He was yeah, he was the Roby William because he went off on his own. He went off on his own fucking Yeah, I' massive. Yeah He was definitely the Robbie William. He's Robby. Yeah Well, there's a really also talking about Netflix, there's that really good take that documentary on Netflix as well I loved it. I really loved it. And I know I'm meant to be all Bit pop and fucking I did like take that I was more e seventeen. U, but I' still a privilegeed se because I've watched the document about boy bands and I actually I didn't realize like seventeen like They weren't really like with the word that everyone used at the time was manufactured. they weren't really that. They were kind of they actually sort of did just they were the anti take that at the time. But they were relatively, I don't know I've just been taken in by this documentary, but they seem like relatively light just emerged spontanously. They kind of put themselves together like they they weren't kind of think something manufactured in the nineties is different to what it Yeah It's not just Simon Cell putting something together now. Yeah Yeah. I think there is I think even then when something was manufactured in the nineties, there was still something organic about it. Even take that, there was still there was still, I know and what's amazing about that orrganic origin of Gary Barlow with these gpes and say what you like about Gary Barlow and say like his chewing gum pop or whatever The compositions and the pop songs absolutely brilliant. They're great, great songs. It's same Robbery Williams as well. I was a huge Robberby Williams fan. I used to be ashamed to be a Robby Williams fan. It was I had me and two of my mates Jacka Mulla and we were we were obsessed with Escapology, that album. Absolutely incredible swwing when you're winning. That's a I know they're all covers but they performed brilliantly And and we used to have to keep it on the download. We used to be like down't tell anyone And And it also is a credit to Robbie Willie? I don't want to bang on about He is a bit of a hero of mine. I think he's a bit been through the mill and he's a bit of a tortured soul and he's come out the other end A bit worse for where And I know a few people like that, to be honest, especially when they've been young and they've got all incredible fame. It's hard to come out there. There's no way intact. I dont don't if I think you'd be more of a psychopath If you didn't come out. I agree. If it doesn't, if you if you become a celebrity And And you' cool with it. Yeah and it's like, yeah, I should always have been this. Yeah. L there's something weird about you. Yeah I think if it doesn't fuck you up, like you're probably it I can't not normal person I can't imagine being bigiggest star is Robbie Williams, like a certain point. There was a time when it was the millennium and he had the song. We spoke well Millennium againain to link it back up YKK on the. Yeah sure. to maybe to do that. But but at the time the millennium, it was almost like 'cause he had the song. It wasmost like he was in charge of the millennium. So every time it was like, when it was a millennium, it was like he was going Millennia it's a millenni. It was like it was like he somehow, was like, it'sobb Williams presents Literally the end of a thousand years. Imagine That's pretty amazing to kind of get your name onto the millennium. But also imagine this Joe, right? I know Zoom had the pandemic And in hindsight and I watched the again on Netlix, the Roby Williams documentary And it reminded me of a lot of stuff And in hindsight, when you think back U how attacked and ridiculed Robbie Williams was like I was say I had to keep on the download. I was a Robbie Williams fan I D't tell anyone I really D enjoy Robbery Williams music But to be constantly told in the sun and the newspapers and stuff like that, Robbert Williams is an idiot. If you like him, you're an idiot Look at this tit Oh anyia tososser and all this but still be the biggest fucking still sell all the records, still biggest live act evenven though the media is telling everyone Don't be into Robbie Williams, you shouldn't be into, but still be on top Yeah it reached levels that no that people could only dream of Yeah amazing. Yeah. absolutely incredible. Yeah. I've got a fact about Robbie Williams which I've just double checked. He beat Oasis' Nbworth record He also That's true. He also has the record for the most expensive record deal in British. eighty million music history Yeahah. And some say it could be even higher than that. Even higher. Yeah, thenen we got Rotox yeah. I I love. I do I do kind of love rude box. I think listen, Irv think in that stage of his career he's well entitled to do a bit of rude box. He's allowed to go wherever he wants. He's proved himself.ast he was genuinely trying to do something that I mean done before. Sure. It didn't really work. He tried. he was he was I enjoy reotbookx. Welloster. Lost I I would say I think if you I think it started ironically and now there's a genuine love that. I don't agree with all the lyrics, but I think. I think it's it's one of the lyrics if you rude boox me. P Rud box all your family too or something like that. It's essentrial over those lines. Robbie Williams is also from near where I'm from as well. He can have as many blips as he wants, that boy because he's done what he's done. Have you seen No one can take that away? Have you seen his artwork that he's doing now? No, I've not gain. into fiscal. How is is it But again, he can do wh wherever he wants, as far as I'm concerned. Escapology is a really great album. There's no filler in it Every song's brilliant a And I hope I hope he tells himself that every once in a while because I feel I don't know. I feel it's a bravado I think deep down he u needs someone every now and again to go, you're doing all right, Robby. My favourite line of that documentary was where he said I wanted to write Karma pololice, but actually I'd written Karma Chameleon Right. And that's a, that's funny. Yeah. But be many people like I I'm a big George Orwell fan. and George Orwell always wanted to be a novelist and he wanted to be like James Joyce, and he wanted to write Dubliners. And and his novels are quite shit to be honest. But he's this fantastic journalist, like probably the best journalist of the twentieth century. And he didn't really value it. He was like I wantan to do that. I, there's another one fine There there you go to write a novel Fine, there's another one. Leave me alone And I mean, animal farm and n for, I don't include them. they're not really novels, I don't think Robbie Williams legend, Roby if you're listening I really like you anent out, Robb We like, could we do something together? Do want to be on a f fact based podcast? Do you want to be on a f fact based podcast? Imagine that we don't have guests. I'd have fucking Robby Williams on in a harby trying to address him just real quick, quick bit and And I'd give him a hug as well. I'd say you you can wear whatever you want your pants. whverind Yeah you doing Oh if you could wear the little pants with a line on them Pertainly those, yeah. That'd be great. Wer just send some pictures of You're in the s as far as well just Oh, don't don't you're joking? even that music video got me asking questions about myself as a young man I remember When that music video used to be on the box or MTV or stuff back in the day, they used to have to cut it before the end of the song Be there's a bit where he ends up because he strips he starts he strips all his clothes off, he ends up in his pants and then the logical conclusions. No, don't talk to about logical conclusions. Is then he starts about lo skin off. and then he's a skeleton. that stuff was apparently too much. I couldn't watch it. I found take Andrew? Yeah yeah I didn't know that it got you're making a it was d. I thought you were doing like that guy in the thirties, but it was like My girl's logical conclusion? No That is what is that is what happens in the unedited music video rips his skin off. He's quite of love bkers, isn't? I mean, that's like I say it goes from sort of sexy Yeah' like genuinely weird and quite disgusting. really yeah.. I think there's he's an artist. I really think he is like if you, you know, the definition of the word artist. He's it. Say what you like about him. but Let's get let's o, is it my fact? Is that what we're supposed to be doing right now It is my fact, Joe. So today is the anniversary of Anne Byn's death. U nineteenth of may fifteen thirty nine. So we've been asked to bring in some bowlin facts could have gone could have g Act sorry, that's fifteen thirty nine and that's my fault becauseuse the wrong numberb was in the scription and I just want to. No, it does say thirty nine Yeah thirty six. Yeah. I tpped in. Okaykay, it's thirty six, fifteen, thirty six, nineteen. You should have jumped in. you've got a degree from Cambridge in history You should I didn't know I mean I would have if you'd got the century wrong, I would I would have known, but like no I don't know whet it's thirty six, thirty n. Yeah. fifteen, thirty six. fifteen thirty six U So here's my Anne Boleyn fact foria. She basically invented The Tudor version of Lave him on read Okay. Lave him on leave him on red. Yeah Yeah. withith Henry theIh, this is kind of WhatsApp. Yeah Yeah. You get the two blue ticks and you go, well, you've read it. whyy aren't you get them back to me? I see At a time when most women at court would have been thrilled to catch the king's attention U because he was a handsome son of the gun. S gun backack it was back in the day. Yeah, it was strapping m Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, Pete's more late late Henry. No no' Pace young Henry No' not don't he's not peachry. he's never say that. never go late Henry And did the so when when a lot of young women would have liked to have had a bit of a bit of a rock and roll with a with a young Henry there. and did the opposite. She refused to become his mistress and kept dodging his advances instead of giving name Giving in gven Yeah ye. She made him wait and wait and wait Turns out it worked too well Henry got so obsessed. They ended up dumping his first wife. breaking away from the Catholic Church and creating the Church of England. Yeah I mean was all because she wouldn't fucking just put it out a little bit. Come on love. I need to do here? It is kind. She made him work for it in a way that no woman has ever made a man work for it before. Yeah. Yeah, he basically, yes he had to create Yeah separate religion. Well he chased the he changed the course of history. Yeah. and there's Still to this day some long ramifications from from that whole deboral Um But he did all that over a bird. Imagine that So in a very real sense, Anne Boleyn didn't just play hard together, she triggered a national religious breakup because she basically wouldn't text back. sort of sixteenth century edition. So there we go Hey Joe. It's time for fact check. Okay. this is where we'll be reading a fact or a question that you'd like us to get to the bottom of And then we're going have a good old think during the ad break then we'll come back and let you know how true it feels to us U decide where it passes our fact check. Yes. This week's fact checked comes from Georgia who has sent us a WhatsA Oh is a voice note. It's a voice note. Allright Great. N have to voice nice Hello Jo and James and Queen Lily May. My fact for you guys, M and my fiance Callum get married in november twenty twenty six and that is where the inspiration of this comes from, I would like to know where the idea that burying a sausage the night before brings good weather And if the sausage should be cooked or left raw If you guys decree it a fact, then I shall do it. I will send photos as proof on november fifth. And a cheeky bonus. We absolutely love the in betweenetweeners and have featured iconic quotes Fr it as are table names. So we're open to suggestions if you guys have any Thanks so much. This has been Jara. Right, Let's have a quick little. Yeah,'. So table names for it. hang on. Let let's have a quick little break and then we're gonna to jump on this. All right Right, let's get straight back into it. So first of all, table names. Bwankers. Only in have a joiner Only in her vagina one goodbyewank' only in her vagina U well else we got probably at the ar. 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We made a whole TV show whilst the school was working and all those kids were still there and things like that. I mean, it's amazing for a school to have Like my school was absolutely stuffed to the gun. There was no space. like kids were everywhere. There was like demountable classrooms outside. It was just like, you couldn't there was there would have be no space We hundreds kids. wouldn't they wouldn't have been like a room. They couldn't have given So to be able yeah, to be able to make a TV show. But we did we did then end up building the common room. in a in a disused army barrt. Yeah it did. And it was there was no heating and it was freezing And again, it was a theme throughout the im alwaysways fucking cold. Always freezing Always fucking cold. I think there's a thing with comedy where like you're generally not that clothed. I felt like there's you don't have Yeah, there's nothing funny about clothes, is it ee if you want You want some gags, you I in the fest ofiv all I'd go in I know it's not the in between, but it was Ian directing it. Yeah I'd go in day after day and the only thing on my costume rail He's obsess with you being naked,n' he? The only thing I c is his pair of pink pants and I like A fucks He is observed again. Blake Blake walking around in these speedos. They're just thought. You know what, man, the more I think about those toys. They're just interested in young men. The more I think about Yeah. Morris and Beasley. Yeah. I think they just wanted to see our bums.. got great bums. What can I say? Well, speak for yourself, Joe Wellounds great we've as we've already discovered Right, we better get back to this u Oh, the sausage thing. The sausage thing. The sausage thing that sounded insane. I've never heard of anything. You've never heard this before. ever heard of it. What is a sausage about burying a sausage the day before your wedding to ensure you get nice weather. So you get good weather. Yeah, obviously that's nonsense Where does that come from I can't even where to say that was a question that was a question. Where is tradition? It comes from the Middle Ages. It comes from fucking Yeah Do you know what I mean? if you rub a crow, shit on your head, you'll stop being bald It comes from that sort of nonsense. Listen, I would say this, do it because it sounds like a bit of fun. and a great tradition. Also it might be a euphemism You know, burying the old sausage. in the ground. Around Around your nuptials. That was a unbelievable. But for want of the better word, but There's nothing There's nothing there that screams to me. that there is any kind of way Burying a sausage cooked or uncooked? No, but I don't think're going to ask that. We're being asked we're being asked, whereere does it come from No, I thought she said No, where does it come? Oh, she's saying, where' did it come from? Where does it come from? Oh, I don't I've got no idea. Yeah. I thought she said and I thought she said, is it true Well I think she would like both of the answers. And shouldould we put a cooked or uncooked oook? Yes. I thought that was what we were trying to the bottom. Do w want to know if it's cooked or uncooked?. I think I think she wants as information as possible. Well have you never heard never heard this before in my life at all. I really haven't Can you reverse engineer some sort of logic to make it feel right? I can't go I can't get my brain's not going anywhere with that. there's no I mean, there is definitely no connection between barying a sausage to the weather There's no way that you can decide on the weather by burying a sausage That's just That's all that there is there. That's that's the end of that discussion. However, I would say It sounds like a fun thing to do and that they should both do it because it sounds like a laugh and they'll remember doing it And um whether or not it it has any a bearing on the webather is is le I don't think it matters I am I think it just sounds like a fun story and a good tradition to Day I would say do it, basically as I'm saying I'm thinking that mean it works, it works. There you go. What do I know Well, it's a I mean, it's a kind of, it feels like sort of It's like a small offering to the That's right, That's what it feels like. It feels like it's a small offering of food have a sausage. So I would say cook it. because I think if I was a god 'd I'd want it cge. Yeah. I suppose if I was a god, I could probably cook it. If you really wanted to if you really wanted, yeah, if it's that sort of thing And you're and it's a superstition and you want the marriage to go well or whatnot or the weather to be good, I don't know. Stick it in a ban as well. Yeah give him a hot dog. Oion mustards. Yeah some onions. Crispy onions. Yeah. Okay So this yeah, so now yeah, this is this is this is better. Yeah. Yeah.ice U And if you do do it, can you take a picture and send it to us please before you bury it Because we'd like to see that. Absolutely ye Yeah, I'd like to say it, but yeah, I would say ye again, not a euphemism. We don't want to see pictures of. No, no. We want pictures to probably win it. Well, I do, You don't give my personal number out by okay. All right Yeah. so I would say yeah I'd say cook it Little line of ketchup. Yeah. st it in a little warmed. Finger roll, pop it in her Yeah. Unbelievable Um Yeah, a little They are cool fingers, aren't they? Yeah Why would it why would it you know what? I reckon the root of these traditions is probably that Maybe once upon a time someone lost a load of meat or sausages. like they fell down a you know things you know things fall down ravines. Yeah, right Whoops. They're in a wheelbarrow. B big wheelbarow of sausages. Oh God. It's all fallen down a ravine. It's a disaster, but the next day The sun's out. So people go, make the best of it. A bit like I think sometimes superstition is a bit like if something bad happens, but people go, oh well something good might happen instead. because you say it's actually so actually it's good to break a mug or something like a wedding you break I think I would say, Liny May It's something to do with it not being U fect I think well, you know hopefull the French had that phrase good is the enemy of perfect or perfect is the enemy of good. So in order there's a lot of pressure on a wedding day for it to be perfect. So I think something so it's kind of already fucked. L so do something where it's already a mess so maybe like break the seal a little bit. Break the seal. Yeahah, exactly. Have the groom put on odd socks or something. Right. Do you know what I mean? have this this all gets more sense in the sausage than burying a sausage to me. Well, the old toxks's fine as well. But I know what I know youre saying I think it's coincidental. It's coincidident. think it probably happen one. I think a sausage got burriied sausage got bures. It could happen to any. Yeah. a sausage gets.' say like Back in the end of the day, they had to ban and they had to sort and livestock and stuff like in London and cities and stuff like that because the place fucking stanks that much They got buried. You'd have to you'd have to travel stuff in. You'd have to butcher outside of the city bring the meat in to sell. Yeah. you would, yeah. Yeah. Yeahah. So you bring it in You might lose a sausage. It might get buried got narr day Where is it? I know find it now. No, but you guys fucking old. But at least the sun's out. Yeah. I don't I think it's coincididental. I don't think I've I've honestly never heard you heard that, Katina No. I think it's something to do with not making not making the day perfect or it's to do with you know, the rain god likes sausage. so give it' either an offering it's either Butough enough out their personal life But U That could be their vows Rain god li sausage. Rain god lies sausage And then she could say M me got sausage And then he can say, Sun's out guns out And then and then just do that and you're away. But And to be fair, if they use buns, suns out buns out. Sounds out buns out buns. Suns out buns out into the ground sausage in Suns out So there you go. M. That's how it is. muzzled off to all them sudenly, well done and God bless them. God bless them. What I'm I'm gonna to say it's not a fact, Joe. It's not a fact, but where does it come from I think we're saying either it's either it's either a kind of offering to show that you're giving a little bit of the food. Maybe you'd bury a bit of food so the harvest would be good the next year You know, the pig harvest the, you know, the big day where you' You know, the pigs have grown enough and I guess so. Should throw over the quueen?hould get the quueen's conscern? anyyay? why is? I'm saying not fact. Why is it? Okay. So what I will say you seem to understand this You seem to have had you've known the answer for ages I you got your laptop, you was just saying, have you not heard that? Yes. so I became aware of this last year because my friend got married and they did this and that was the first time I had heard of this. Maybe that started it. I'm not saying that's what I was. I'm not saying that's what. What' the weather like? And it was nice. However, what I will say is there was rain, but for the actual ceremony itself It was sunny and they were getting married outside as well. So o is a bit spooky. It is a bit spooky. But I will say is towards the end of the ceremony it did start to rain again. Yeah. our ceremony is done the sausages it deleted it's. That's. I mean, it's I would say if that That is a completely watertight explanation of. I think maybe There's no way the sausage didn't work based on that. It rained twice, suly once. there's absolutely no way that that sausage didn't work. I wonder whether it was a chipolata or not a full sausage. It might be was it or Oh yeah, maybe it was I mean, can you use a vegan sausage? or It depends You spoke about. It depends what the temperature was Yeah Yeah like I say, these things can exactly and it was chilly the night before. I do say one day you got a sausage The nextail Chol are theyre going on. you're thinking what's going on here? G help me out? Happens to the best of us Um so There is not an awful lot of I would say research on this, as you may be surprised to hear But it's believed to kind of come from folklore and has got more popularity recently due to that online trends. So I think someone has made it popular online basically and it's had a bit of a resurgence in terms of I think I' do. I think a new trend Now that I've heard that, I think it sounds like a laugh. It sounds like a fun thing to do The day before the wedding It sounds like fun. Exactly. So there's a couple of things that people have pondered on whereher the roots are. One of them is that it is a offering to the weather gods. R. But what I will say is the tradition also is rooted in raw sauses rather than cooked. So it's suggested here that they are raw. Okay And they don't cook it then don''t get everything that we said. And also it doesn't just have to be one sausage in the whole packet is what hass been said. There's also They have packets of sausages? Well, whole full string. Yeah ye. full string. There's also some research online to say it has origins in German speaking regions such as Austa and Bavaria and it's Germanic. Germanic And it's cultural and religious. Sausages are symbols of prosperity, festivity and fertility and tied closely to weddings. Y. So burying a sausage became associated with warding off rain and inviting sunshine and turning a food item into a superstition., isn't it? Yeah. should we should we sum it up? So we're saying u It's probably I'm saying it I'll say it off here. Yeah. You ready, Joe? Yeah It's a load of old Bllocks. but it might be a fun thing for you two to do before before the b of your wedding. Do it in the evening before your wedding. Yeah and Who knows the weather might be good? and then you can go let us know how the weather turns out. November November as well. November Exactly you need it. The odds are when was that? I married in November. It is a November wedding in Scotland and it doesn't ra. Weather nice? It was clear There was no rain Not like I remember. Mbe it was actually. I genuly can't remember at all was If it's in if it's in the north of England In November, And it doesn't rain thenen we will say, I'll start. it's facted up. Yeah Yeah In fact This is oppunity You guys do it. You will you can you can be the verbatum. We're saying there's no research being done on it. Bury yourself see this is the research. Yeah. there's no I'd apply for some funding somewhere. honestly, like there's S tove the sausage. And also just follow the science So we can find out Maybe just trying to follow the science. becausecause we could go and It's saved they bury their sausage and And it's a sunny day the next day. You can come back and go It does work. That's fact can we can agree on that Say if we bur the sausage and it rains the next day, N only do we say, Oh It's not fact We can say Bury a sausage, wheel rightite. reat We can go the other way. This will be this will finally We'll know one way or the other. Yeah, basically Yeah. So let sausage does something. We got we got a w definite it definitely doesn't do nothing. It's gonna do something. does something. Yeah. everyverybody knows the sausage does something you can't by a sausage in the ground think there aren't going to be repercussions. Exactly. Gee got you got to pay for it one way or the other. You're playing God. Yeah. I mean, you shouldn't it's fucked up Well, that's what I'm saying. Th guys could do it for us. They'd professions obviously Wear gloves, wear an eye mask. but get it buried. Yeah wear goggles. For heaven's sake, just keep it legal and be safe. U so Joe Uh is It's the time. We can't put it off anymore. It's for your fact we're talking about Anne Boleyn. We are we're talking about the anniversary of Anne Bolen's death and you So C about how she because she was quite resistant to Henry's wing. He probably thought he'd just get whver he wanted because he was king and actually U She went Yeah. and actually she went, I don't want those scrubs. She did yeah, ye. She literally said And he went fine. She said I'll He said, I'll show you. Yeah. And so to some extent maybe there is probably yeah there is some truth int the idea that basically the Church of England emerged is kind of she Because Jom Bloke wanted to get his leg out. She wouldn't marry him.nt She wouldn't well, I mean, I suppose if we were being Basically about it, she wouldn't have sex with him unless they were married. He couldnt marry her because he had this abolutely he was like in a church that wouldn't let him marry her. So he said, fine'll do my own church. It's quite extraordinary that The Church of England sort of came resistance As a result of that, yeah U Anyway U Let's u I would probably I should probably say that There was a big thing going on already Oh ye, no there was already prot. There was already a stema that. There was already like Luther. So he had I' got to have my boy's back. I've got to have Henry's back for a bit Oh no yeah, no, it wasn't no. There were they were There were There was an alternative faith emerging and available. and basically, so the Catholic Church basically saidays Who was that gazer there? Martin Luther. Yeah,ight. was He basically thought about it for Aes and Ases and ages and eventually he said. See the blood thing to Yeah he did alough I think it was more like it was his university and he had to put it out there because it was just where you put out what you were going to lecture on. He it but essenti, yes.. wasn't it made into a book or something? whereere he had an evening, a dinner party or something and he was just was Apparently it's hilarious and he was just properly slagging off the pope and stuff like this. And it was so funny. it was like a fucking Jimy carar routotpe. It was a standV. Y ye. It was a special was Martin Luther special. Well he he he he basically he came to the conclusion that he felt he had kind of communicated directly with God and basically the whole thing was like, you don't need all these other humans in between you and God. It's just like he'll just kind of so you don't need the whole apparatus to the church. that all isn't necessary. sort of m sense And I know many brought up a Catholic Ch. Well many people many even even even when I was a kid, I was like Yeah, pageantry and the I liked it. I enjoyed it. Yeah I don't know how Luther was basically just like, no, it's just me and God. And then were they were gonna execute him, but they didn't execute him in the end. and then he became he basically became so famous that theyort of couldn't execute him So yes, there was an alternative faith available, but I think there's everything would suggest that Henry VII was not at all interested in this alternative faith. I don't think that was his motive no. No. no Wh she was in Foxy. She sounds like she was for a bloke to do all this quite a look at I bet she was She has a great attitude? Do you know what I mean? Atitude. I'm not gonna say something else then Yeah No she was she was't she like know because of the attatitude. Yeah Incredible negotiator. Absolutely unbelievable She'd be such good like a football agent? She was like, No, not good enough. Yeah. No, not good enough. Yeah yeah. We'll do something We'll get another church. Yeah And he's like, Ohh, she said, get another church. What does that mean? Can we do that? And then all these folkes were like, Yeah, well we can. but I mean, it's who is this guy Cell Thomas Crell Initially it was Cardinal Wolsey and then he then He then, um kind of fell out of favor and then Cromwell replaced him. Right. The thing that Cromwell did Where' Cromwell up for it? Well wasn't it was? was like No, you can't do that And Cromwell was like, Oh, I can see my way. Cromwell basically sortought it out The amblein Right And then when Henry then moved on and got I' Yeah. Um to be f. I bet he felt like a right hit. I think in the end Well if Hillary Mantel's books are any guide and I think they maybe actually perhaps are In the end, Cromwell fell foul of the Bolins who were actually very powerful French family and He He engineered the Having helped Anneolen in to power Or yes, was it is power He then helped to engineer her destruction and then having done that, he basically made enemies for life in the Berlins and then later on when Henry had moved on yet again after Jane Semour had died and he Cromwell tried to arrange a marriage to somebody called Anne of Cleves, who basically Henry didn't think was pretty, essentially. And I think almost because of that, like Cromwell and then he'd also Cromwell was a blowborn man. so he didn't really have big alliances with the the old English aristocracy, who are all Catholic, by the way, or all the big families on the continent like the Berlin. So actually once He was a little bit like one of those guys in Trump's court where like all they've got is that Trump likes them. Like if he stops liking them, they're fucked, they're done. L they need to leave town Tumera was a bit like that. L once Henry had turned his back, againgain, this is just what Hilary Mantel says. Yeah. onnce Henry had got fed up with him, Cromwer was basically fucked because he didn't have any other Yeah that was it. He only had one guy. Yeah had one guy. See, listen, I love all this. Yeah. I don't think. I'm about do my fact though. Anone that once to listen to a podcast from Simon and Jay from the in betweenween I appreciate that. Yeah I fucking love all that man. Yeah good because it just humanises stuff. When you're Th those books are alsom so good, like unbelievable. all the Tras When you're primary school, you're learning about the tuders and stuff. it can be really heavy. Yeah. and it can be like, oh, he was just a king and who whenever he got fed up, he was just like off with his head off Yeah. I know it's just confusing it's just a confusing barrage of random What's fascinating about that not about all those. And like All of even the tudors and all that and stuff like well, especially the tudors, they they came they came into power because of because of off and tested Their right to the throne or whatever. How precarious they And how they had to walk a line constantly. because because when you're grow up you learn about old kings and queens, you're like, oh well they were just sort of like, Oh, is I am the next person to God. Is my right by God to be? So you kind No one believed that. No, no one believed that. There was like loads of powerful people that were just like very much like today. Yeah. They'll be like, we'll have you in if you if you if if we'll have you in Yeah. All this of God stuff was added vote if that was added in once you'd killed the other bloke and taken all vote So this president will back this president because they're going to give us some tax relief and stuff like that. And it was the same of Kings' and quQeens Absolly And there could be and if they didn't if they took it too far. Yeah. they would they. It was absolutely. R It reminds me I think what was is it if you go for the king you better not miss. Butkay Anyway, look, I better do my sorry J. look I'm to talk about that I would just say anyway I would recommend the various there's three books beginning Wall. Can you text them tight? Yeah, they're fantastic. You bought one of them for me once actually Did I actually fucking read it? No, You're brillant. I really appreciate it he brought me this Third one probably. Anyway. so Now Let's and Bolin to my fact So bowling in So that's not my fact. So my fact is about This is my fact is about the Bowim editor out, placelease Thatices right Yeah that was. For me, it was like A Bleyn. Oh, Anne Bo. Oh An Boyn. Oh, Am Ble. Oh I say o Oh yees, so, yes, my version doesn't make any sense. Now let's An walk in to my factat. Yeah. Right. Now let's Anole in to my f. Does that make it any better? it does make it does It was unbelieable It was unbelieable. It was unbelievable. I don't think I'm the originator of that, but thank you No it's some 's is fantastic Um So don't don't get ramped in call Um So the bowling ground, ye was the home of West Semi Night Football Club. Yeah. Why is it called the building ground? Well, it's because there was a house nearby known as Bowling Castle. although also known as Green Street House So sort of that's where the Green Street elite come from. That's right And It was reported that Henry VIII had kind of wooed Amberolen there. like she'd been staying there and he'd gone there and tried to tried to woo her So and that's how we get to the Bowling ground. That's how we get to the Bowling Ground. So I do add I'd always wondered that Well they go. So I mean, I think it's probably one of those things where like Maybe she wasn't really there or maybe I mean, There's so many pubs in this country called the Royal Oak because they're like King Charles hidden an oak tree near here when he was on the run and And you're like, this guy must have done nothing but hiding oak trees because of the number of these pubs that there are But to fair there aren't that many grounds the bonet are't any? No, no, no none No, unfortunately. No I think there's many a West Ham fan of that loved I always called it Upton Park. Upton Park. yeah. It was an nice ground because it was really close to like There was like a market. it was just sort there. like it felt like a local ground. It was it was It wasn't central London either It was there one. Literally did like f side thing there once you did? Yeah, like a soccer six or something. Yeah brilliant. It was fun All right. Well thank you Joe for that. Well, there we go. that's p there U I'm all fact out. I I mean I am fact out. I am fact out U God knows what this episode is going to be because we just this has been a bit rambly to be honest. Yeah this' okay. It have been a. Wherever you go yeah R right. there's some shit on the wall there some We've had some amazing penis chats. Oh, that sort of stuff yeah. Bigicked up your bum. All the stuff that I'd like to keep in Roby Williams. Yes, good. We hope that you've learned something or had a nice time We'll be back next week, armed with more facts, chats and heads detached Bolin wasn't. She was beheaded. She was beheaded. I she was. Yeah, she was the second one beheaded. Come on was beheadedhe. Yeah. Thank you p had survived. Yeah, not literally forever, but L Can you name all the wives Arcant, Catherine of Aragon andne Bolen? Jane Seymour. Seymour. Anne of Cleves Katherine Howard, Katherine Park Nicely done and it's I forget which which way around Howard and Par are so why? I think it's Howard followed by Par. It is. Catherine Howard was basically the daughter of Duke of Norfolk, I think, who was one of these big English heriss. So once Anne of Cleves was out of the picture, he basically levered his own well, I suppose my sense would be that he was like, o Yeah If you met my daughter, Yeah and then then she was also killed and then ye then eventually she was Katherine Par F feel like maybe she Well she didn't kled. I mean's quite an achvement if you married H Dh. I feel like Cleves She's one of the beaded ones, right? Divorcedivor was divorced. She was divorced. 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