The Best Friend Challenge Showdown

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At PWC, we're shaping the future together. So you can spark your curiosity , so you can do inspiring work, so you can grow here and go further. Search PwC UK Careers . Jake, yes . Have you heard of a little something? Oh my god . Oh my god, there's been a massive accident. Janet's J Janet! Janet's fallen Janet's fallen over behind the set. Janet, you can! I don't know if anyone heard, for the audio listener, well, you uh to be honest with you, the audio listener's the one actually at an advantage here. There was a massive thud. Janet, pick up. Should we check on her? Yeah, you you go, mate. I've got a I've got to prep the session. Let me see what's happening. Oh my god! Oh my god! What? She's absolutely trashed the place. What? I have no idea what's happened. What do you mean? She's trashed the place! No, show me! In a fit of rage. Where where's she go? Jack! Oh my god ! Janet! Everywhere! She's she's done a robber as well. She's not in an absolute state. I didn't know you could get where's all the queen come from? Oh my fuck. That is whipped cream everywhere. Everywhere. I think that's intentional, isn't it? Whatever's happened is intentional. There's nothing. There's no such thing as non-intentional stuff. Let's examine that. So what's an accident then ? There's no such thing. What do you mean? You've never done anything by accident? Oh what? What about your hair today? Was that intentional? Yeah. The lovely sort of smart brush over? Ye,ah I'm trying to I've told you I've trying a new vibe. You worried? We get to do this for what reason? All of this exists. For what reason? For You are very good on the traitors. Oh, I see. The traitors is back. Oh . It's being filled as we speak. Is somebody else gonna be gonna be gonna be the new Joe Marler? No. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. Would it be um would it be Romesh or Cina? Will Romish get to have a podcast? Who knows? He already's got like two. That was a bit of a joke. Oh. Um It's funny that you bring that up, Jake. Mm-hmm. 'Cause on the day it was announced the Saturday I was actually at Chessington World of Adventures with Nick Mohammed. So it was nice to spend the day with him. Yeah. But we were both like, oh wow, look at this cars. And both a bit like, oh , bit sad. Oh, you want to be back there? Like, oh FOMO. Yeah. Oh, shall we do it all again? And then we were like, no, I wouldn't want to do it all again. I'm grateful that we got the opportunity to do it. And then even more grateful I got to milk everything off the back of it. An old Jake got a taste as well. Why not? Who do we think's gonna go well in there? A friend of mine is in there. Oh, who's your friend? Joe Lyset. Ah, how how do you think Joe will do? I think that everyone is gonna be so suspicious of him because he's known for doing these big stunts and like pulling the wool over people's eyes and you know a, little bit of um Nika that was Nico's downfall, that's what happened to him. He's got that ni knee Nico thing, yeah definitely. So I'm not sure, I'm not sure. Who's gonna be the father? That's what we need to know. Good . Who's gonna be the fatse No they're so wet so w et well I look for ward to seeing how it all pans out. See you. I look forward to getting some fucking air. Well, before you Before you go out. We've got guests . Okay, whilst you're on that, what guests have we got? And I chips and gigs! Good . We got shits and gigs. Normally I'd do a little run-up but I'm not really I'm not really sure how to do this anymore. Okay, shall we give the the audience a debrief of shits and gigs before they get here? Yeah, of course. I'd love to. Yeah, please do. Very, very prolific podcasters they've done ar enas with their podcasts not just tiny arenas big big arenas big big arenas two point nine million followers we owe two arenas social platforms yeah mega funny men. And they're also best friends. Are they though? Yeah, well we'll we'll find out I suppose. Let's deal with it. Who's your best friend? Who's my best friend? Matt. How'd you know him? How do I know him? Because he's my best friend. What did you when did you meet him? When I was little. How how young were you? There's a real vulnerability to you coming out right now. Nine, maybe, ten. Oh, I met my best friend when I was eleven. Did you hit your best friend around the face with a bamboo stick and he punched you in the face in return the first time you met? No . Not best friends then. In year seven , um it was a uh games lesson and it was rugby and I'm not built for it . I'm not built for it. As you said earlier when we were having lunch. I I don't have a single athletic attribute about me . I remember that was that was a lesser known thing that he said to me in real life. Um genuinely said that earlier. Um do you deny it? Well I mean I'm not one to say, am I? Still beat you in a running race. Anyway, anyway, anyway. We me and Greg. So I didn't know Greg at the time, but we'd come in from playing rugby. It was so cold, Joe. It was so cold. And I was like bell had rung in the changing rooms I'm meant to be going to the next lesson and I'm like shivering and I can't do the buttons up on my school show and I'm panicking because I'm like I can't get to the next lesson the bell's rung but everyone's starting to leave and then Greg comes over and he says, um I'll do your buttons up for you, mate. And he did the buttons up. And then the whole or the all of the boys in that in that um the year seven boys just turned around and shout, they're gay, they're gay, they're gay. And Greg said, don't worry about that. That's just silliness. And he did the buttons up. And do you know what? Twenty years later, we're the ones that are living together. So who's who's the gay ones now? I'd like to meet Greg then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think I'll ever meet Greg? I'd love you to. I'd love you to meet Matt too. Does he play rugby? Used to. He got me into it when we Really? Yeah. He was like, Oh, you're big and fat and you'll be good to Well he got you into rugby, your best mate. Yeah. He's my brother from another mother. Yeah. And I think we're gonna get a little bit of that from these guys. It's it's it's beautiful seeing friendships taken into adult life. It really is. Um Right, shall we get them in? Now Yeah. See if Janet's cleared up . I think we might need to give it five more minutes before we get them in. Yes . Janet, uh shit's in gigs there. Good. No, not right now. Just five minutes. We're gonna crack a window and then uh bring them in. Cheers. Shits and gigs everybody! Welcome. Welcome. Thank you for having me on. Oh. Come on. That was an embrace. Yeah, I feel like I felt I feel being left. Woo ! There's two of them. Oh that's nice. That's that . You both smell incredibly. Oh, thank you, Bob. Thanks. Thank you. Jake, you gonna do you wanna do an embrace or just a a wave? I would like to, but I'm sort of stuck over here, aren't I? So would you like a hug? I kinda would, yeah. Is that alright? Yeah, of course it's running, right? I'm gonna come over and get it. So nice to meet you guys. And you, bro. It really is. And it's answered a question I've been wondering for a long time, which is: can you fit a third chair around that table? Turns out you can. Um thank you for coming. Thank you for having us. Really appreciate you giving up your time today because there's clearly stuff that we need to work on. Okay. Um the best way for us to assess that is the intake questionnaire . Are you ready to begin? Mm-hmm. I think so. I think so . A fountain pen, I haven't seen one of these in ages. That's just a prop by the way, it doesn't matter. Okay,. I Thank you for that. Full names, it's not shits, it's not gigs. James. Fuhad. Occupations . Um They it's there's there's no right or wrong answer to any of these actually. What would you say? Um Professional Friends What? There we go. I think that actually is decent. Professional friends. Professional friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jake, that's the longest we've had as a guest to come up with an answer for that one, isn't it? What is Steve? I say. Stephen Fry had no idea what he was doing, to be fair. He had he was coming up with all sorts. Well, I suppose a thespian thinker, writer, actor At least this is concise, it makes sense. That was a clean impression, bro. I don't know why they keep you in the back. Where's the screen time? Wow, so describe the other one in three words. I would describe you as actually you go first. Oh okay. So had you first. Apparently. Um genuine ambitious. And funny . Nice. That was pretty good. Thank you. That was really good. Thank you. Thank you. So three genuine answers. Thank you. Professional friend we're talking about. Yeah, that's valid. Kind actually. I would say . Candid . Kind. Kind . And empathetic. Ooh. Mmm . Sort of the same thing. Kind of empathetic are the same thing? No. No. No , they're not. No. They're not. Don't know why you said that, Jake. Did you say that? It's fine to be like, it's not you don't need no one's expecting perfection from you. Joe, you can show vulnerability. Facts! Why aren't you here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can show vulnerability, dude. I feel like you have negative thoughts about yourself and then you're playing into those, but no one else thinks that about you. Fucking hell. I think you need to be on this side. Yeah, yeah. We need to be there. And we can really figure out what's going on with the true domain. Because I don't think you're inadequate in any way, shape, or form. And I don't think anyone else in this room does. But that's the story you tell yourself. And I don't know why. And you really do lean into it. Let's dive into that, Joe. Absolutely. Absolutely flipped in. There's been a lot of questions for any of you. Take your time. Take your time, Joe . James. Yes, sir. What's your earliest memory of Fu had ? It was our first day at university. Um , we were in our first lecture. Fuhad was talking to another one of our friends and I decided that I wanted to be friends with them. Um so then at our first break I introduced myself to them and that was my earliest memory. Oh that was nice and was that the same? I remember him walking in. I was talking to our other friend and then Yeah. Do you actually remember me walking in? I remember you walking in. Really? I don't remember. I don't remember the rest of that day and how like you we actually started to speak transpired, but I remember you walking in. What did you think when I walked in? I just another black guy. Yeah. Fair. That's what I thought when I saw you. What that was your first thought of him? Yeah. In my mind I've like, yes, another black guy. Like it's just like a you know what you might not know. But when you might not know you if you see another guy with cauliflower is, you'll definitely be like, oh yeah, I know what. Do you know what? It's a little bit like how we were talking about imposter syndrome. It can take over, it can take you over and it can make you think, should I be in a certain space and be in a certain place? You see someone who reflects a part of you that you might not see represented, you think there's a bit of safety there. I can gravitate towards that, I can understand. What? There we go. What's the last lie you told each other ? Um actually being genuine, I can't think of a thing. I can't think of- Why would we lie to each other? Yeah, we have no reason to. Oh yeah. What's the last lie you told Jake ? That there was no room up here. Uh I haven't told you any lies, I don't think. Okay, I'll be honest with you. That suit. Yeah. I think I've told you quite a few times. Yeah. It's great. Yeah. And I don't think it is great. It's horrible, isn't it? Yeah, it is. But you chose it. I know, but now I'm like forever gonna be looking like Indian Mr. Bean for the whole rest of this with us. I was going to say that's a really cool Mr. Bean suit. Like, thank you so much for that. That's Mr. Bean to a T. But I mean do you have to have the same suit every week? Is that important? Um Do you know what? It's never really been spoken about. No, we haven't. We wear the same clothes for every episode. But do we do we really need to? Oh, but nice. Not having that . Better? Different. What you'd be very excited to know about is the jumper underneath. If you were to take that jacket off now, you'll be you'll you'll see something you were not expecting. Is it a shirtless turtleneck? Yeah, it is a sleeveless turtleneck. Is that a DIY thing? It it looks it. It does look it. It does look it. It spreads everywhere. It does look it. It does it. It looks it. It does look it. Don't be I couldn't find any scissors. But you just when you were just TWAM. It would just pretty cool cool to be fair. That is. Yeah, it looks clean for that. Thanks. That's kind of cool. You ripped the sleeves off. It was fucking roasting in here, isn't it? It's quite warm. I was worried about that in the car. Yeah. What's the one thing you love about the other one the most he has zero judgments on anything I tell him. Mm-hmm I love that the most. Complete safe space. Yeah yeah yeah that's good. I think his How do I articulate this ? His genuine ability to be there for his friends. Why is that funny? It's just... You're just like you're going today. Oh okay. It's good. Yeah. Okay, cool. It's good. That's the truth. Thank you, bro. Yeah, you're welcome. It felt sincere. It did feel something so you're also so polite to each other as well. You'll say something so earnest and then it's followed by thank you. You're welcome. No problem. Oh, I just love it. I just love everything about this friendship. Yeah, when someone says something incredibly kind to you, how do you react? Doesn't happen very often, my friend. Um I'll tell you what. Mm-hmm. You seem very eloquent and it's impressive. Wow. And we've only been here for like 10 minutes. Yeah, you made it impressed me like three times. You made a lasting impression alright. Yeah, you've made a genuine lasting impression. Guys, you've knocked me for six, thank you so much. Oh , yeah. Yeah, wow. Yeah, there you go. This is a good day. You seem kind. Also, Joe. Ah . You know, genuinely kind. And you like your hugs are fantastic. You've probably heard that before. Good hugger. Great hugger. Thanks. You're welcome. We've never been so pick me with the guests before. I don't know why this has happened. But do you think that maybe we we could have something that's nice about us, maybe I don't know. Do you consent to being analysed by someone who's not a real doctor? I consent. Do I need to sign anything? I think I'd prefer it . Right, you two are best mates. Yes, sir. It's actually been really nice hearing how you two speak about each other. Thank you, bro. But you two . I don't know. I hope you two rub off on me and Jake a little bit more. Hopefully. I don't necessarily know that that maybe more the rubber . Yeah, yeah. Maybe Jake is. Jake seems to really be like delivering the compliments and stuff. He seems really invested. And it does it does seem like he it He wants it more. Yeah, excuse like excuse it, he does w he wants more of you. But I'm not I'm too scared to give him more of me. Is it scared? Yeah. Why are you scared? Because I don't trust anyone. Why don't you Okay now unless you Okay, let's really lock in on this. Don't don't think we need to. He really doesn't trust anyone. I don't trust anyone. Why? Why? Because at any point they can just park off and leave you. Oh, that's so true. Do you know how do I know that Was it avoidant? Avoidant attachment. Yeah. This is the bo this is this is the point of the show. You're an avoidant attachment. You're a so in your mind it's like a it's a Joe and Jake, it's not a we. You're not a we, it's separate. Which is why you clearly visibly needed separation. Yeah. So no one can associate you guys together because why Jake leaves. But I love Jake and I want it to be more of a we. Mm-hmm. Okay, but. But I'm too scared to give that we and have that we with him. Because at any point he'll just go I'm done with him. What the fuck? How do we how how do we move on from that? How do we what can Jake do to to build that? Sorry. It's not Jake's issue, it's a it's a well then it plays against my anxious attachment style, then you're avoiding, I'm getting anxious. That's then making you think, oh hang on a minute, that anxiety is coming across as something that is different to when we're in in the good times, which makes me want to run away. Cycle continues. Fucked. No season two. Well, it's a sort of always on podcast, but yeah, you've got me. This guy's fucking clutch. No! Did he stand up? Yeah, yeah, you definitely do stand up. But no, that's not about that. It's not about that. Yes, Jay. I did a bit. Yeah, it's not about that. It's not about that. Wow, okay, cool. So yeah, no, I think like they can't, it can't continue that way. And to be fair, I am that way, exactly like that. I am in other relationships, but not with Foo Head Because I think pure trust. I think what we need to do with for you, Joe , is find the root cause. Try and really dig into that trauma before you can move forward. Because there's no way you can move forward without looking back. You have to you have to deal with what happened in the past. I think you're both spot on. And I really appreciate your assessment of that. But we're here to dig into you two. Let's really challenge this friendship. Let's see if it's as strong as it appears. Stress test us, bro. We're good . How did you two become shits and gigs? We'd been friends for a long time. We'd lived together for a few years at uni . Then we'd gone to our respective homes for a few years. Foo had uh we'd spend kind of like ad hoc time together, but we'd still talk every day. Yeah. Um along with the rest of our like friendship group. Yeah. And then Fuad an up had an opportunity to move to Manchester for work. And then when that came up, I was like, oh, this is a great opportunity for us to spend more time together. So when he moves, I'm gonna go and visit him more and just spend the weekend there or whatever. Um and then that started happening and probably I wanna say like after like a year. Yeah. Um h. is Ish. I'll probably visit once a month. Yeah. And during those once a month visits we'll just have like really cool conversation and lots of laughs. Um at the time I was really into podcasts and then um I asked we had, Oh, would you mind if if I just if I'd get everything? Um the mics and the camera and all this kind of stuff you don't have to do anything. Just exactly how we have this conversation now, I'll just set it up, you don't have to do anything. Did you present that to him knowing that 'cause you know him so well that he would he'd be like, no, if I have to make any effort to do this to get it off the ground, I didn't I'm out. I didn't think that if you present it to him on a plate, like you haven't got an excuse because you've done fuck all, I just need your voice. To skip to the end, he still said no, but yes, that was part of that was part of my my process. Why were you so reluctant? Um I had never listened to podcasts before. I wasn't because I was doing I was in hospitality, I was always like c not client facing, like public facing a lot a lot and I didn't want people to see like the authentic side of me. Cause I'm I feel like everyone, not everyone, but sometimes people are different at work than they are with their friends. So them seeing this side or this version of me that I am with James on the podcast and then they come and see me at work and I'm their manager is like a weird complex. But I said yes after a while. What's the best thing about working with your best fri end. Oh you guys go and then obviously we'll go. Yeah, obviously. You guys best friends? We're getting there. How did you guys meet? Here. Here. You were paired up? We had a few Zoom calls. We we started Just one Zoom call. Nice. Yeah, just a little one thing. Trying to give it trying to find some fucking padding for wherever I can. A couple of Zoom calls, maybe. Pad it out all you want, mate, but you don't need to pad it out because the first Zoom we had together. I went fucking hell, who's this guy? Yes. I went, I want to work with him. He's funny. I like him. Let's do that. Will it work in in person when we first meet? We'll find out. And I was like, I like this guy, and now I don't want to lose him ever. Wow. Because I just he's getting close up. I just he's getting close up. What you do from now is important. Yeah, facts. Don't shame him for it. I'm breaking K-fabe here. What the fuck is K-fabe? You guys said that earlier. It's something to do with like character wrestling. Nunya Chihuahua taught us about it. It's a wrestling term where they're just in character no matter what. So the undertaker would go to um airports and still be the undertaker and like they'd keep that facade up. I'm breaking it. I have told you countless times how much I love you. Wow. And how much I love work ing with you. And yes, I am still scared about giving all of me or even more of me to you. Yeah. Okay . I I am scared. Uh-huh. In general. I know you're scared. I know you're scared. Yeah. But I love doing this and actually seeing these two actually open up and be like, fucking it doesn't matter. I open like it's a good thing to share that you said vulnerability. Yes. Share that. Double down. Yeah. Double down. Sorry you're doing well. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Well I love doing this for you. So much. I love doing okay. Favourite thing of doing podcasting with your best friend. That was awesome. That was really, really impressive. Um you really do need to re like give him positive reinforcement for that behavior if you want it to continue, by the way. Yeah, Joe, I thought that was very brave. Because I know I know how hard that is for you to open up and be and and to do it in front of so many people as well. And I appreciate that, and I appreciate it on a professional level, but also on the level of our growing friendship as well. It means a lot. Yes. Good. Yes, bro! Do you know what I mean? Come on. Does that not feel sick? Like it's awesome. Yeah, like it. I'm gonna get a new suit. I'll get a new suit. Fuck it. Fuck it. There's no rules. There's no rules otherwise this Let's talk a little bit more about your podcast. Sure. Nothing's off limits, right? Well depends. No, I mean on your podcast. Uh I think it's more about just like we do a lot of uh TMI. At least I do. What's T M I? Too much information.. Like oversharing Yeah. I feel like I've slowly started to get into my oversharing. Which I enjoy. I should give you those for that. Thank you. Because you nah, because you've you've like even today when you said about the hairline thing, I was like, this is this is not normal. What was the hairline thing? Oh, what happened? No, come on, can't I'm interested in the stuff. Sorry. Oh, you won't tell them. I'm gonna send them, yeah. So there is an influencer, I should say. An influencer that is engaged, um, but she's shown her she's shown her man by covering her man's face with a ring and blah blah blah. And it's going around people thinking it's me, cause his um beard and whatnot similar to mine. So I'm getting loads of DMs, seeing it on TikTok or whatever, whatever, whatever. And people are saying I should respond, I should respond. I should respond like I don't, I clearly don't give a fuck. It's not me. I know it's not me, whatever. So there is now a picture of me in one of the comments to one of her videos saying, Oh, it can't be Foo had because Foo had hairline is scared of his forehead. And it has till dates fourteen thousand likes. Fourteen point two. So but no one's counting. How many of you contributed to that? No, I is today was the first I've heard of it. It was funny. And how they found that picture, I don't know. The angle was like here. And we don't have cameras here, so I was I was eating a side . Someone works a snake picture. It's a legit picture. No, that's legit. Yeah. It's unf air. You worried about a hairline? No. Mine's gone. No, you shouldn't you've got thick hair. What's that? There we go. I'm nice. You are nice. Thank you, bro. Are you worried about your hairline? No, mine's alright as well. You've both got great hair. Thanks, bro. Yourself? I've had mine done. Have you really? Yeah. How was that? Uh painful. Really? Really? Yeah. I've never actually spoken to someone who's actually had it done. Yeah. Like how pain for that ten? Uh and for how long? Like a seven. That's high. That's pretty high. And it's fucking long. How long? You're like on your front for three hours picking them all out and then you're on your you sit back up but at like a weird angle where they're putting them all in for like two, three hours as well. And you're just like And it's not you're not numbed or you must be numbed. You are numbed, you can't still it's long and you're there and um But you quite like pain, isn't it? Was it the sort of pain that you like? You like it. Yeah, it was quite nice. You love pain. I did like and then three you're meant to like rest, obviously, all the swelling and all that like that.. Yeah I played paddle like two or three days after it. Fuck. And sweat. Yeah sweat and I had a bandana on to try and hide it. But like I pressed my forehead just a little bit and reedalis I it was like just caved in. The swell it I looked like a Klingon. You know, like the thing that was a little bit. Mega mind, yeah. The swelling was Oh my god. But great. Yeah, it made me feel a little bit more confident about it. Good. Nice. How long ago is this? A year. A year to a year to the week, actually. Oh wow. How fast does it grow ? Uh so when do you know it like obviously you let's say you did it today? Yeah. In like four months time, was it like okay, cool, I'm I'm a still patchy. Okay. Still patchy, it takes a while for it to really set in and then fuck you know, come back. That is a while. It is a while. Yeah. What's some of the wildest stories from your pod? Christ . Now you're asking. I know what one I want to get to. No, not yet. No. No, I want to see what comes out of your mouth. And that may be related to the one I thought about. Ooh. Uh we were meant to go on a night out. They well okay. It was my first time wanting to go to a bar crawl in a commentary. This one back in uni. These guys had gone, I say these guys, James and a few of our other friends, had gone the year before. It's called Carnage. Sick time. I was jealous. Never went. I was like, next year, I'm going. Bought the shirt. We had lectures that day. I think I finished lectures early. Went to my room, play music, and I was drinking Disserano from like 3 p.m. I had a bottle and a half. No, pure. Straight from a bottle. Straight because it was sweet. I liked it. And I was like, yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. So the walk from our house to our other friend's um student accommodation was less than 200 metres. Um before we actually got into the apartment, I was laying flat on the car because I was I just couldn't move. They took me upstairs to the apartment. They were all getting ready, getting hyped to go out. And I was like, guys, I I don't think I can make it. I was on a sofa on like the floor, fourth floor, and I had to open the um window to the maximum because in uni accommodation you can't open the window all the way because of safety. Safety. Yeah. So it was ajar and I threw up all down the windowsill and I was like guys I'm not going anywhere I'm not going anywhere I'm going anywhere um they tried to pick me up to take me back to the house again of roughly 200 meters away I they couldn't take me out of the kitchen. That's how heavy my dead weight was. It's insane. And they decided to leave me there. They decided to all go out. And bearing in mind, full context, the kitchen I was in was linked to it wasn't a um uni accommodation. So all the bedro oms were actually locked with fobs so you need a fob to get in so the only communal place is the kitchen area so there's no toilet there's no bathroom there's no there is a sink obviously for the kitchen area but you shit in the sink I shut in a bucket, threw up in a mop bucket specifically, shot, pissed, and vomited in a bucket, and I slept in the sofa the night on that night, then went home the next day. When these guys went back home. Yeah. And I didn't I didn't the bucket, I didn't clean it. Yeah, yeah. Someone walk would have walked into that kitchen to see vomit, shit, and piss in their mop bucket. Yeah. The trifecta. The trifecta, yeah, you don't. Yeah. You'll judge me if I tell you I shit in a pint glass once. Yeah. And then what? I'm And then I tried like uh shock valuing someone with it. Fucked up, dude. And he didn't bat an eyelid, he just took the glass off me and pickled it with his piss. Yeah? What's wrong with you, Doc? No, no, what's wrong with him? Him? Him. You started . Yeah, but look, he took it. I took it there and he went like that. And then he took it another level where he went to this lad who wasn't in his room and put it on his uh side desk and got one of those you know the lamps that move for reading you know the extendable arms he put it over the the heat up and like smell turned it on to heat heat it up and shut the door. Oh my god. Lad was gone all weekend. Oh my god. Don't judge you shit in a bucket. Yeah. That was food in the set. That wasn't nice. That was not well. That wasn't actually the story that I'd say. What is the story? Sorry. It wasn't. But this one really like to debate and get maybe an opinion from you, Jake. You had a debate on whether you'd suck the poison out of the other person's penis. Yeah. If you were bitten by a snake, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And that's an important bit of information. I think it's very important. It's hugely important. Like, okay, so you've been bitten in your dick, you've got a few minutes to live. Yeah. Your compadre is the only person there in distance. You're not you've not got time to call an ambulance or anything like that. You've got a few minutes. The only way to save my life is yeah if you suck my dick to get the poison out. Jay, would you set my dick to get the poison out ? Um I don't clarify you both said yes to helping He said no. You said no I said no on the pod, yeah. Yeah you said mine now. That was a long time ago, yeah. I I would would I would help him out. You'd do it now. Save his life. Because that's how close you've got now. Mm-hmm. Okay. I would find it easier if it was on the shaft, to be honest with you. Like uh corner of the cob situation. Exactly. So there's rotate there's more rotation. Yeah. Cause on the side then you're not being you're you you're not having to look it in the in the eye as it were. Yeah. Um but I mean if it's I mean if it's the con if the consequence is you die, I mean I've got you've got to do what you've got to do, I guess. So I'll say yes. Well no what the question is if you would will I allow you to die because I'm gonna be sort of safe. No, would you save me by sucking my penis? I would say I would save you. Fucking hell that means like and the thing is when we had the conversation, we were already years into this friendship. You guys are 17 episodes in and that's what you're doing. If he dies, that's a lot of cash that I'm losing out on, really. Potentially, it's also an open seat. Yeah . I'm just I'm just saying . I wanna ask you about your tour that you've just come back from, but you're also gonna start again . Twenty-fourth of May. Nice. Let's go. Um yeah, so we went to LA. We just got back from LA. We had a fantastic time in um LA. We had a Netflix is Netflix is a joke. That's what 's what the festival was. And now we are gearing up for our UK and Island tour, which starts on the 24th. Starts off on the 24th of May in Bristol. It does. Ends on the 26th of June in Dublin. Dublin. Nice. Yes. Yes, exactly what it is. What can we expect from the shits and gig show in London? Cool. It's just a really, really amazing live show. It's like there's some fun segments that we do on the podcast that we bring to life theatrically. Yes. There's some new segments and some crowd interaction. Yes. And it's just like a very intentional, well-thought-out, well-delivered show. There's a lot of podcast live shows these days, and I biasly think ours is by far the best. Yeah. Agreed. I completely agree. It might be one of the best things you see live. Wow. It's unexpectedly amazing. Yeah, that's actually someone said that one time. Yeah. Unexpectedly amazing. Unexpectedly amazing. Yep, yeah. What would the American audiences like? Oh yeah. Crazy amazing. Their fan fandom is insane. And was there anything with the British humour that was hard to like, I don't know. Were there any obstacles between that? Or would you just they just loved it all? No. Nah, because we're not really like comedians trying to tell jokes. Also very jokes. I think we're just doing the same conversations that we do in person. So like if they're if they're fans of the podcast then they get it. It's all good. A lot of the time they just like they they tell us a lot that they use our slang and they just use it so wrong. So I think they're just happy. I think they're just happy to hear it. Yeah. If anything, yeah . I cannot believe we had all this planned out. I thought me and Jake would be able to help you guys. Like pick not pick holes in your friendship, see if it's genuine or not. Yeah. And it turns out from the fucking first minute. Una reverse. Yeah. And it's been so lovely. Thank you, Bob. It's been lovely for us as well. Yeah, mum. We've had to shake things up a bit. Cool. What about a bit of a showdown, Jake? Let's do it. We're gonna take part head to head. Okay. You two versus us two. Love it. And the best friend challenge. Nice. You two versus me and Joe. Aim of the game. Bring the snakes out. Nice. Aim of the game is to say the same word as your best friend at the same time. Okay ? So James and Foo had both gonna say a random word at the same time. Yeah. You're then gonna try and say the word that is in the middle of those words. You're gonna keep going until you say the same word. Whoever, whichever pair does it in the least amount of turns, they're the best friends. Cool, cool. Easy. So I want you to say any random word just to start yourselves off. James of Fu had. Okay, random word in three, two, one. Music. Interesting. Water. Music. And music. So the aim of the game is to try and get the same word. Can they do it in two? That would be the perfect score time. The perfect score would be to do it in two. Music water. Yeah. Three, two, one. Tyler. That is incredible. Nice. Nice. In the history of that game, which we pla'yedve once Joe nothing we can do can beat that we can only sign up for what they've done is there's only one way to beat them. Okay. Three, two, one, table. Love and table. Love and table. Alright, okay. We've got we've got to try and get it get it in this other one. Love and table. Hang on. Okay . Three, two, one. Mountain. Mountain. Mountain. I was gonna say missionary. Love table missionary. I see where your head's going. Guys, you two clearly are the best friends. Give it up before James the Foo has chicks and gigs, everybody. Thank you very much. Woo! I hope we've uh helped you in some way. I really don't I think it's been the other way round. So I want to say thank you. I'm grateful. Thank you, baby. Um usually we give the guests a badge. What we gone for then, Jay? Uh we've gone for SNGRBFFs and that is for you to bring that very much. Thank you very much. Thank you guys. I've loved this. I've absolutely loved it. Oh, same. Thank you, bro. Oh this is Oh it's handwritten. It's hand drawn, handmade. Okay, fair enough. Oh and a lolly as well. Lolly poppy. Um Janet will see you out. Uh to your cars, all the very best. Cheers and gigs, everybody! Wow. Okay. I thought we were doing hugs. We're dougs again now. Yeah. Come on, dude. Appreciate you. Keep it going. Keep that going. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Good luck with everything. Oh, thank you, bro. Oh yeah. That's nice as well. Thank you Thank you, bro. Oh, sorry, yeah. Thank you, gents. Thank you. If you want to join the doctor's waiting list, then please subscribe to our YouTube channel and follow us on Instagram at We'll See You Now Show. Remember, unless it's not clear enough already, I'm not a real doctor. If you need any professional help, you'll find a link to great support services on our Instagram. I've been Joe Marla, and this has been Joe Marla with C NL, and I'll see you next time. Bye-bye.