Final Trust Exercises and Conclusion

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Available through PayPaling N ML nine one zero four fivety seven. Learn more at payPal d. com slash pay monthly What's the most extreme thing you've ever done Set fire to my parents' bedroom Wow. Yeah Um, that's why you like Adele f to the pare's bedroom. What my parents panicked. Is that real? Is that a Yeah. Would I like to lie? No, was that was a truth. Wow. Yeah, I used to be slashed still down a little bit of a pyromaniac Oh my god. I know I'm an untrained one at that Why don't think any of them go through training? they do. They're always like, I boys Step back from the fireworks we've got the pyromaniacs in charge Step you're thinking of parrotchnic If and I would say If you are a pyrotechnic or if you're hiring a pyrrootechnic, the last thing you want to do is hire a pyrroomaniac as your pyrotechnic Pyroechnic is someone I think who is trained and restrained in the use of explosives and fire.as pyroomaniac is someone who who suffers actual mania from the idea of explosions and fires. Yeah, I understand what you're saying now. It's jockged my memory that I was wrong But equally in equal parts Pyrootechnic. has to have a pyromaniac. soul burning in his body burning in order to want to be interested intntrinsically you Fire What's the most extreme thing you've ever done? N't your business. I don't want to answer that question on this podcast and Tay what there, we've done some pretty extreme things for some of our guests. Oh ye. This whole thing with you being an actual An actual pseudo psychologist someome of the exercises we've done, we've tak it to the extreme. let me jog your memory. Pru Lee, Josh Witakam Ed Hall. There's some extreme stuff going on there. Ooh. Ne Mohamed, Max Fosh. Tom Allen I have been told that we have got an extreme compilation episode with the most extreme things we've done in an extremely enjoyable show Jake. You ready? Say no more. Can we watch it in an extreme way? How can we watch it How about we both get nude and I'll watch it on your shoulders or you do that For the audio listener, he's giving birth I'm extremely excited Press fly. I can see you're extremely excited, actually The excitement seems to be growing as well. Right, okay, ennjoy. Tom, we have covered a lot today in my mission to help you come to terms with imperfection. What are you doing there, then? I can't bear Unpolished this is It You breathing on my just had a couple few comments about that, Joe, we should I don't know who What'song with my nameag? It's always good I don't know Is it my responsibility for youranets but one of uss to get on it. Is it filthy? Absolutely full of fil with it now. Just trying to get a shine on it. Okay, It's an imperfect name tag I just want the best for you, okay? Is that a crry? Is that a crrye? Now I've tried in my mission to help you come to terms with imperfection, but I've got one final exercise for you and the steakakes A high. Stakes S T A K ES or SD E AKS. What's the right one in this sentence? Well, I don't know. Have you got a slab of beef for me or not? You've been cool worse, Joe. As you know, it is Janet's birthday today. Absolutely. I was talking to her about it just now. And we've got her a cake Oh Her name needs to be iced on this cake. Jake, have we got the cake and all the ingredients needed? Oh, Jake, thank you It's a lovely cake Jake So you've got the cake? Waitress. Oh, deamn well, I'm a brand ambassor for Marks and Spencers. So it won't be very nice. Mark spark. Oh good, it's gonna be delicious You've got everything you need to ice Janet's name on the cake. Lvely. But you will. be needing Pase Oh no, you're not gonna throw like maggots at me or something. Are you like they do when I'm a celebrity. Throw maggots at you isn't this is sort of thing they put on, isn't it? And then they have like cockroaches crawling over their face. Tom, the reason why I want you to wear safety goggles is because I want you to embrace imperfection So whilst attempting this task, I'm going to be blasting you with A leaf blower Oh, I cannot stand Leaf fllowers It's also got a sucking option. What a day to be a leaf I've combined your two loves. Gardening baking? Well, leaf blowers are the bane of my life. Okay. I'm with Alan Titchmars on leaf bllowers. Well, this is what you call exposure therapy. It's the intermittent V Yeah. P intermittent. It's unnecessary as well. Lavfes aren't that much of a hazard. Unless they're on a slippy path He bolts down Now the garden needs more mulch. I love this mulch. Well, it just breaks down straight away and then it helps with the soil quality So are Yikeling people want to get tidy up all the time. I tell you they're the perfectionists,s not me. I'm sick of it And pressure washers can't stand it. What It's very masculine Joe, I tell you, it's in the same realm as pizza ovens and barbecues. It's gardening for men who don't think they like gardening. Too muchch for flowers can blow a leaf to their heart's content, can't they? canan polish a pathway with a fresher washer? Unnecessary. Ruins the peace O everybody else's garden. I love leaf blowers, pressure washers and I've got a barbecue. Because you are part of that what I like to call toxic masculinity Jake, Jake, we' missing something. Yeah Tomler' got an immacate S on I thought you could put a gag on me. This could get messy, mate. Yes. I think Tom, do you want to put an apron on? Oh, I'd like to put an apron on. This is a barber's cape. I haven't seen one of these for a while Tom, when you're ready Sos get away The audio listener, Joe has employed the help of a leaf blower while Tom using protective equipment is making the birthday cake for Janet's studio conditions are now getting windier than we've ever seen. The leaf blower is on max capacity and Tom is trying so hard to fight against the infection but the cake is starting to move, which is something quite unexpected that we didn't expect to see here I don't think Tom's going to be able to handle it and it's come down and we've not managed to do it. The cake is a mess. The aperture at the end, I don't think was proper snipped. So, Tom Shall we assess How you've done with Janet's birthday cake I feel a J. Wh And then I tried to loop back to the A, but that's when the blowing really began Oh, you tried doing it joined up Yeah. do you think that's where you went wrong Thinking back, that was the issue. We're all always after the event, aren't we Jake, what are you saying about this, mate? I really wholeheartedly believe that Joe, your exercise has done wonders. I think that the imperfection of it gives it the charm that's really going to make Janet's birday I think you've n it Tom Congratulations. You've shaken off Those shackles Oh perfection and embraced imperfection. Jo, I've had a wonderful time s we've come a long way today. We have mate. coovered a lot of ground And I want us to do one last exercise. Okay to find out wh do you really do any shame whatsoever. Okay. I'm going partake in this exercise. It's only fair. G. It's called Chellie Moth You've heard of Bakeoff. Well, this is Actually nothing like that. No Apart from the off bitit Doesn't even rhym. H. Buzzer of shame We'll keep going back and forth, taking it in turns, and once your hardened soul has finally felt a bit of shame, You can press that buzzer and my work will be complete Let's go. I'll go first. Okay I once called my teacher Mummy Helry. thirirteen too old for it is that is rough That' stroth. I will regularly Have mayo with a chicken chowain Well I thought we were reallyady getting them out Sometimes I'll walk into a door thinking There was no glass there. The thing we've done there is you've substituted shame for stupidity Tomato Tomato. Yeah When I was ten years old, I locked my mom's new boyfriend out of the house and didn't let him in for six hours Why I it was an asshole Turn up. Sorry, mom. I once pushed my best mate's poo down a drain. Because I didn't want us to get a fifty euro fine in the hotel of Stan at and no one else W do it. So I did it with my bare hands. Fuck He just put May on Chermmaine. You've handled the turd I displocated my knee doing the can can I once started on my way to work.. And it was a bit of a Yeah, scary one. So I had to check to see whether I had actually pooed. I put my hands down my pants just to check because it felt a bit warm, a bit hot And then I pulled it out and it was Quite apparent that actually pooed So I've got shit on my fingers. Yeah But I haven't got anything to wipe ' them with. So then I had to carry on driving for forty five minutes before getting to work. with par on my fingers while still driving Tay I'm doing it on your behalf because didn't I thought you had too much shame before, but I think you need more. Too much on Nick Elizabeth, We've identified your voyeuristic tendencies, but it's no bad thing. Thank you. It's your superpower. We'd like you to give us the best piece of hot gs that you've collected in all your years of Voyeism, but people watching. let's call it people watching.' we're basically going exchange hot gossip that we've heard over the years. Okay. And we are going do as we're going to put as many pigeon noises and animal noises over any key details Y in the edit. L names. Like names. Why don't you go first? Do you wantan to go first or Jamason I can go first. You go first Oh feel so bad because she seems like a lovely, lovely woman, but this story and maybe you've heard it, has been doing the rounds What used to be known as Fleet Street for decades? Fleet Street being where like all the papers Yeah were printed. A idea y Iy who. Have you heard this piece of gossip? th? No, I don't know who What is She's an esteemed And she apparently had a sexual predileiction Dlection Or like taking a shit during the act Um and and apparently once on a glass table. That's what I've heard. That's what I've heard. Just a couple of questions? Yes.. ye When you say taking a shit during the act? Yeah, like on someone's chest rather than when she's Gowing so so cloud It's so weird because I genuinely heard a very similar thing about Maybe they were having fun together Cbon coffee. Really? Yeah. That was so interesting. That's very like I can totally see it of I he a rumor it on his birthday year he gets his people to find the four closest looking likes it And then on his birthday, they get dropped on the four corners of an island off the coast of South America. He gets parachuted into the middle of it, and he's got his birthday weekend to find them and fuckem.. That's a reality TV show. I have heard that. Y.. Yes For this final exercise, I want to help you come to the understanding that not everything is worth the risk. I'm going to give you some high pressure situations from my life. And I want you to tell me if the risk is worth taking or to play it cautiously So risk it for a biscuit Exercise caution for your portion. All right? Okay You find a tin of ravioli in the back of your cupboard It's two years past its sell by date. Do you risk it? Oh risk it Two years past its sell by date. It's bullshit, those fucking S my days on tin food Okay, interestnteresting. Do you think they landed on the moon just s have interest? Yeah, rightight. See where your head's at. That's good. You've overindulged on spicy food the night before. The belly's growling, you've got to go. There's just four sheets of Lou Rll left Is it worth the risk Burst in. Yeah, burst in Okay. You just go and wr before Yeah 've been in some fucking dodgy situations with shit, I reckon I reckon I can do it. Wow, that is impressive So you've got to sink as well Pardon? Is there a sink? I imagine there' be a sink. What are you do doing with a sink Well I'm just washing afterwards. Yeah. So if, you know, even if there is a bit of fucking Well you just you just shit in your hand No now No. in the toilet. Yeah. I'd wipe with the four pieces of single ply Job as I can. And then if there's been any fingers through the paper or you know it hasn't quite tidied up, then I'll go and sort of employ the sink. And can I just say on behalf of all of us? Thankk you for your service You see someone at a party you've met before, but you can't quite remember their name. You're ninety percent sure it's Ian Do you risk it No, I don't risk that. You don't risk it No. Because I'm shit with names. I do it a lot. I I hate getting the name wrong, so I'll just go in with Pal. Aymy, how's again? This feel or if misses hisy situation It's a massive breakthrough though. This s you will take risks in and finding a sense of caution. Yeah way way the way the way I look at it is I'm the decisions I'm making, what impact will they have on people around me? Yeah It could offend that guy He might be like you tw' fucking and I'd rather sort of not risk that one Wow, ' so many layers to. Do know I mean, you're like an onion I want to peel you One by one I get the impression you don't want to be peeled We said stopp thinking things like that make you horny Jo. made it clear we didn't want you to do that All right, moving on to our final exercise, Eddie. We've covered some very interesting topics today in our quest to turnurn your weaknesses into strengths. I said before, I want you to try and to learn to love your weaker self So Without further ado Let's meet him Here he is. Great. Weker ready' arrived. Cerson This is there We Eeddie just here please. in between Me and Dad Eddie. You look great Beast. I've got three things I want you to do, please I want you to compliment Wek Eddie. Compliment. Yeah, give him a compliment about something. I see. Nice that you see., he's got really nice glasses and the beard's pulling off. The glasses are lovely. Sorry, hang on. Sorry. Hang on, just mine ye, Oh yeah, sorry Now give him a piece of advice you think he needs I don't know. I mean the fact the price tag is still on that chain tells me that you're going to send it back once this episode is done So you're saying that weak kedies a tight ass. basically stop being a tight ass. That's the advice. Send money on yourself to invest in yourself for a better you And what about giving Weak Edie a hug? Yeah, Okay that. Weak Eddie, you ready for this Make your way to the beast Oh that's cute G. This is great. Lets p fell over as want? That's great. Thank you,o U finally, could you look him in the eyes So make eye contact, please guys And can you Eddie, the Beastle, tell him that you love him. I love you Save your fucking ompits is king now We K Edy, hold everyone. Thank you. Please. Thanks, M, Dave Right, we're gonna do a fine exercise where we turn into Agy aunt and aggony uncle. Lvely. You put a call out to our listeners, did you? thought he give some advice. Sure. It's perfect because you're both going be using your oversharing as a force for good. Okay. F first one came in from a guy called Harrison. Thankk you Harrison for your message. I accidentally liked a girl's Instagram post from twenty eighteen. I all been there. I panicked. And then I like twelve more to make it look intentional or is that worse Oh w. Mental. Have you done that, have you? Yeah, but what you do is you unlike it, go back up to the top and then like the most recent one. So when they get it on notifications, it just looks like you've liked the most recent picture. That is brilliant advice. If you like something on Instagram, does it show up on their Instagram? Yes How old are you? Rebecca says I was having sex with someone. Girl. Here we go. H we go Yeah, the cheek of me. I was only said to someone and accidentally said my own name instead of theirs And now they think I'm obsessed with myself. Do I address it or just leave it I think you all have to say, I've never I've never done that Not you can't in the third person's crazy. How do you walk through the room, Joe is here to see you now? Crazy. I would say blame it on self love. It's like self love Affirmations, isn't it? L Yeah, I'm ready for you Ture, Rebecca's Ding Dong, Merrily on high. Fana Wan from Ishmel. What's Ismael said? I've started seeing someone in the sex' outstanding. outstanding. Wh this offstand? I'm sorry to see it S this is's outstanding, but they keep high fiving me afterwards, like every time Do I say something or do I start high fiving back So he's not high five and back. So they're going to high five and he's just there trying to high five. why are you high fiveing? What's happening? Well, Well the excitement of just what else should you do at the end? I think it's good. What' it work? G a towel I be. Immediately get how it like that? Because as soon as I said that you're. Oh no, I can't take that. There we go. It's happen's lesson. It's lear the lesson. Oh, good. Interesting. Interesting. So there there is a small start Well, I think what's been interesting about these is that thank you to everyone who sent a message in. But it's interesting that from our listeners overharing, actually I saw you two both take a step back at some of them and think, Bladdy yell, this is a lot And maybe it's given us some perspective. I think we've doneen some steps Yeah I would say congratulations. Congratulations Congratulations. I think there is a small Yeah.ve you've come a long way. Leaps and bounds. Yeah This is a public service announcement that we are taking the podcast on talk. That's right all over the country. You can come and see me, Joe, and that skeleton with a beard on it doing our thing. What about Janet? Well, she will maybe be there. I'm s worried that sometimes she sort of oversteps the market a little bit We've got a lot of people watching. That's the thing. We are going to have some very special guests, that's guaranteed. We're going to definitely get you your magnificent thighs on the show. you can see that in real life. All of them We mean all of them, You're three, actuallyually, I heard the rumors. U And I don't call my dick a th. There will be chaos. you know that goes, Hey, check out my thigh as a reference for their dick No one goes, Oh, check out my third P peopleople talked about the five gap. it was a lack of dick. What? There'll be chaos. when they go check out I have to read the autoQ. I have to read I'm so contracted too. There'll be chaos, there'll be audience participation and there's guaranteed to be some things we probably shouldn't say in front of a live audience. That will be one of them actually, probably U how do people get tickets? and are they available now? 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I really appreciate your commitment to today's session But one final exercise I have for you I think the one thing that makes someone truly bothered is responsibility You know, having to take care of something that isn't yourself. Is that fair? Yeah. You have to really own I no. I don't know what answered you want me to say? Because I'll be honest with you, I kind of zoned out. I didn't hear what you were saying. I'm be honest, I kind of zoned out. I went Yeah. I don't know what I was saying yes to. I want you to take some responsibility for something other than yourself. Okay. I want you to worry about something else that's not just sccrambled eggs on a patharta. Yeah. Have you got me a cat? Ea, a cat I don't think legally, or you can bring out a kitten in a cp Yeah, that if the kitten had been stuck in my drawer for the last or so I think legally I'm getting in trouble with. That's true. I want to give you the gift. Bons eye tree. Oh shit, No way. that's so nice of you This is going to be Jed in a week This would be dead in the w. No, it's only that' sort of the opposite of this whole bit. Oh no, this is gonna die No, no, we've made some real progress. It's probably gonna be. No, we've made some real progress. This will never taste war. No, no. Chimalle is Jamali, it's never gonna know the feeling of hydration. is Yeah ye. Jamali, you like sunlight? No. This is cool though. I think someone's excited to commit to some care. Yeah. I need you to look into that plant. Yeah. Look the plant in the leaf. I want you to repeat after me. Yep. Hi, Jamali Maddox. Hi Jamali Maddox prromise to commommit to look off this plant And how just take her away, talk to the plant. Yeah and tell them how you're going to look after them. I Iess I'll water it a bit Yeah b you a bit and I don't know. Just, you know Treated like a plance. I don't know. What about what about our names? What are' you going to name the plant Joe Joe, Joe How you spelling that JO E Right. Yeahah. Are you offended I had to look at the f We've been trying our hardest to help you detach from your obsession of the past. Yeah. How think we've done so far? Pretty good. Alan Fletch has certainly pushed a few buttons. Re reallyally help getting those Getting that blind ranking wrong wasn't Did't make didn't feel very nostalgic, which was quite nice. Yeah, baby steps. we've made baby steps. We got one final exercise. Okay. I need you to be ready Sorry break upp with the past. arere you ready to break up with the past Yeah, as far as saw yeah Bring out nineties Josh, please. Oh no Oh wow. I didn't have that much bum fluff. I'll tell you that You you know the main difference, Joe? Um I was willing to pay the full price to get the official shirt rather than the knock off one without the umbro on it Does nine feastke nineties Josh look familiar to you Not really Not nineties like this isn't what you look like in the nineties Full disclosure. Yeah. No L You and I? I had short hair I cook glasses about five years ago I didnidn't ever wear that hat and I had the official shirt. I did have a pair of Adidas poppers though. Okay, well there we have it. There we have it That's all we needed. the one Yeah, the one little hook Yeah for you to feel like this is you. this is nineties you. Yeah. This is this is you, Josh. Yeah. This is nineties you Okay Don't be disorientated. I know that happens. It can be traumatic. Look at the past life of you. Yeah D don't don't We want to help you let go of the past and live in the present. Okay All the time you need. Okaykay but you need to break up. with nineties Josh. For the audio listener, looks like Josh from the waist down. pre antidepressant U huge, huge. so Um Josff Its a lovely thirty years together I'm I don't feel like There's anything left I feelel like we've done it all. It's a clichee ite It's not you's me. but sorry to interrupt, I know it's your thing But that doesn't mean it is you. It is me, yeah, yeah. But you just said it's not you, it is me. Yeah, so it is me. But that is not going work in terms of letting go because it is you. Oh, I see. So you're saying it's not me as me. Yeah. So it's not me as me. Yeah And I've been seeing someone else the eighties Lookook at his little face. but I hope it's not going to last for the eighties. so one day I hope I'll be with the present day Beautif Beautiful. That really is, isn't it? I it' really made Mbe For some real closure, would you like to Give Dies, Joshua Cuddle No Is that what you do when you break cess up on Joe Me, Yeah. I've never had to break up with it Danny, as a final exercise, I'd love to help you face your fears by unlocking the most primal of survival instincts Fight or flight I'm going to give you a situation. You decide whether you face it, avoid it, or third option you. Do something different, whatever you'd do I think I've explained it. It's a bad job of explaining it, but I think are you ready? A ready. Okay, let's go But before we begin, intntimidating lighting For the audio listener, the lighting has got very intimidating I think they heard. Didn't they hear it Yeah? heard didid the lights get scary, didn't they? No. it does it to me all the time Situation one You've seen a massive snake in the room But then you lose it You don't know where it is anymore, but you know it's somewhere near you. Fight or fight. what are you gonna do flight. Just like it. Yeah. So someone else has to deal with this venomous snake that you've lost in the room. It's venomous. Well, I could leave and then ring up the people that can help rescue animals. RSPCA? RSPCA. Okay so you're just legging it Yeah. I even considering facing that fear h we're not ha it. Fair enough U situation too You've been forced by your rugby team to shit in a pint glass. Everyone's shouting and chanting to encourage you You then see your teammate pickle that shit with his piss But there's a snake on the glass ' wrappp around the glass Quite specific What do you do? What am I supposed to do? That is the point of the exercise, Danny. What do you do? Do you just stay there with the piece and the shit But there's a snake around this glass. Right. would be the least of are concerned. So we've established a new fear of pickled poos J was just written these hypotheticals based on, what know they're hypothetical hypothetical. hypicals. I'd fly it just because Yeah Yeah because you just don't because of the snake. The whole ye, the snake and the piss and the ship.. So you're running from that one as well. Yeah you're not facing that fear. so that's legacy. I' rather the first one. Okay Situation three You're fifteen years into your marriage. You've got four kids. A mortgage. You only wanted three kids, but here we are You book yourself in for a vasectomy. Yeah, but you're terrified that the moment you go and meet the doctor for the consultation. You might get a boner. Then you get in there, he then examines you and he's got a snake wrapped aroundound his arm before he starts to examine you What do you do? Tw it Because you're in there for something that you need doing Should I? So in order to use heav your vasectomyctomy I've got to fart the snake. Yeah. If you don't want any more children. So you're facing that fear. Facing the fear. And it would make a differe Just to help stopping contraception. Just just hypotheticals, aren't they? Hypothetical.'sypothetical. sureure. It's important. we're making progress Yeah Okay, hypothetically You're in Pgue You're just about to head out to a sex slash cabaret show. Yeah. But before you leave You realize that the roomm mate you've been away with has taken a shit in the shower He's refusing to clear it up You don't want to lose deposit and you decide that you've got to be the one to clean this shit up. okay? And why do you lose deposit over here going to do it As you go in to try and push the poo down the pipes, see what I've done there Literation I won't do that though I won't push it down the pipes. But before you get there, there's a snake in the shower in the shower trap. I'd have to fight it because someone else would have to do the boat down the drain and that's not worthy. That one should deserve that I have to pick up my kid's shit so You just let your kid shit on the floor. Well, they're potty try and say just shit where they stand at the min. Oh heing Right, Pru, it is time for one final exercise. I want you to continue to try new things. Okay But sometimes it doesn't have to be bungee jumping or Swimming with sharks You spent a career trying the most pristine bakes But now for the first time, I want you to review the bakes of the people Okay, which is why I've bought you one of every item from Gregs H we go We've got one at every single bake there. Let's get rid of Newton's apples Right, they're not all savory too. Sure What have we got we We've got chicken bake, steak bake, cheese and onion bake. sausage bean and cheese bake. There's a lot of bakes here What's that one? Vgan sausage. Vegan sausage roll, bacon and cheese wrap. This looks very anemic. It needs more longer in the oven, don't you think? S Is that no good? Not so good. I'll be honest, they all look quite the same But I think I would like bacon and cheese one or the cheese and onion one Cese an onion. You want cheese an onion Mind fingers? I'll just take the stick out for you the ship. So What do Let's review that. I'll be honest I tell you what, the thing about puff pastry is you really need hot. hot. and this is stone cold. so it's really doughy You know, the whole point about Puffetry is it should be flaky and it should be shards all over the place. And it needs to be hot, at least at least recently baked. This then awareness was baked. Well you'll have to take it out with Janet Chilling's nice. Oh byy the way he really Dmember that. I you say could have longer in the oven anyway Be that's not properly baked. No. Wh whyy is that not properly baked? Not in the oven long enough. No, no, no no. How do you know that's not properly baked baked What because it's wet and soggy. Wet and soggy and not flaky. And in this middle which was advertised as cheese and onion. This iss a cheese onion bake. Cheese onion Well It is quite cheesy, but it's mostly white sauce white sauce no good. It's all right, but I was hoping for real cheese and fried onions. Oh You know, it would be delicious, wouldn't it? this is a sort of rather Soupy. You know what are you enjoying that? No. But it does taste quite good. I think if it. It tastes quite good. But you've just said it was underbaked. I was complaining about the texture, not the flavour But it the flavor iss nice Even though it's white sauce gloopy s. No, it's quite nice flavor. that it could be nicer I honestly thought you'd just be turning your nose up at it No no Fuck this. What do you usually get from Greg's pro? The anemic sausage I think I would still go for that. I mean, it does does taste quite nice. I want to say you've tried something new If' tried. We sogy I've never tried one of them before. So we've achieved trying something new trying something pro T something through. new. This is the moment, isn't it Goty. Pruies Pruies Puly. Thank you for coming on and trying something no fuck it, didn't I There's been a lot of ground cover today in my quest to help you come to terms with morality Mortality. you know, we were talking about we were talking about quQeeef and dogs It's definitely a greay area Ass one final exercise I would like you to Parton, okay And the final exercise that I've got for you. is Russell Rult. Sa What happens? Are you ready to? I' death U notot really. I didn't think this would be the moment. Do I not call my wife, send a message to my son No, apparently not. Yeahah I'm going to face death. but I've thought about it Jake. A we allowing phone calls? No I don't think we've time No it'sing in bring in Grim Welcome Brim. C al right. Yeah. Wow Hello Dath I know, we've done face paint as well. Well I tell you what What's really interesting is that who knew Death wore glasses. Yeah yeah, totally. That makes complete sense Russell are you ready for? Russell Roulet? I am, yes. All right, let's set up Russell Roulet then How you feeling Musc? Pretty A feeling death. Gpe silent type. This works Be Taking it in turns. to take a sip from each of these bottles. four contain the Eixir of life also known as Water One bottle contains the Eixir of deeath also known as Fish sauce No Russell You will be going first. Okay Well, as a nod to the way the world is going, I'm going to go for the far right Thiss water. Oh Congratulations, Russell.. You have survived. great for now. for now Death, your turn Water The Elixir of life. Cgrratulations, Deff. You have survived for now. Russell. straight down the middle It's must be a water ing with us. Well played. Congratulations. You've become Claudia Winkleman. Death There's only two bottles left. And my math tells me, that's fifty fifty Choose A G. Russell Congratulations You beat death Before we finish, I do have one final exercise to really test How much we've built on your trust Right, okay. It's quite a classic trust exercise. Is it falling back into your arms No, it's not that one. Okay. Nick, yeah, I'm now going to shoot this Paper cut off of the top of your head U usinging I Oh A crosspack. Oh my god. Well, let me see about Where's the whereere's the arrow? How big's the arrow? It's called a bolt This it It's not got an arrow. Oh go God, it's got a boolat. I have my boats here Am I good at crossbow? Yeah I was the East Sussex Champion. undernder fourteen Beu And skiing Skiing cross about at the same time? Yeah, Jiantsve W Yes, I am happy. Are you happy for me to do that? Yeah. Okay. Well, what I need you to do is firstly put these safety gogles on Okay Thank you. Is that all I get saafety wise You don't need anything else it Oh wow, they're blackout goggles. Yes, they are. So I'm now going to Just I need to get up from my chair. Hang on, do I need to put the thing on my head? No, that's what I'm gonna to do. Top. Trust me. That's fine. Oh my good. sorry, that was me just getting the bolts out, Janet. Right, I'm leaning over now. Yeah. I'm gonna place a cup on your head, Nick. Okay, so I'll keep very still. Is that on yet? Nick, is that safe and secure? It is. For the audio listener, Nick Mohamed is currently sat with blackout goggles and a cup on his head. I'm just loading the Weirdly, I've got my eyes closed as well. Just loading. for excess security I've got one Final question Before we do this. Yeah. Nick. Yeah. Do you trust me do now, yeah. Oh my god. That was a lot louder than I thought. Oh my god Please remove your safety goggles. Oh, I think I broke them. It's one way to remove them. What's this Mate, I was never gonna shoot you with a crossbat. you know what I mean? So le at my little pony. What is it That was loud. That was loud and quite the scariest Yeah. I feel I could feel it. Did you feel a little bit? Yeah? Was it part of me that goes that I wish I' never turned up today? No, no, no, I wass always gonna turn up. Okay. Nick, I am proud of you. Well done for Nick. Thankks. you. We've built the trust. We have we have a trust in hand shpe now. Oh it's a double whammy. A double whammy. A squeeze. A squeeze. Yeah. Okay Thank you,. That was really good. Your package says delivered, but delivered where exactly? The hallway, the lobby, your neighbor's apartment? Instead of playing detective with your deliveries, get a mailbox at the UPS store. We'll sign for your packages. Text you when they arrive. and keep your deliveries low key. Under locking key, get three months free mailbox services with a new annual agreement at the UPS store For full details and to get your coupon, visit the UPSstore d. com slash offer