Gail Daughtery and the Celebrity Sex Pass

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free. Unto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and socks and run you It's Jordan Jessie Go I.'m Jesse Thorne , sloppy bilepiper, Harold of Nergle. Oh boy, I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective. I can't wait to hear about this new nickname. Jesse , you got a brand spank a new nickname and it's a weird one. Jordan, if you first of all just stop patronizing me. Sign a lot. This is what I'm like . I'm like this . Folks, he's a lot of fun. I'm like this . This is the name of a guy, a warhammer guy 'cause I went to a warhammer store. Today, do you know what warhammer is? Kinda sorta. It is primarily let me see, I'm gonna say some things I know about warhammer. You tell me if I'm right or wrong. You being great. Jordan, I'm gonna do a bad job of being the expert. Okay , so it is primarily like a table top RPG, like a Dungeons and Dragons, but it has spun off into video games and some other things , maybe there's a movie , but it's like a it's like a heavy metal machines versus demons type world, right? How much of this is right? Yeah, this is something our friend Stuart Wellington from the flop house . It was his career at one point . Before he became a bar owner, I believe he was like a regional manager of warhammers. The game is very miniature based, right? There's lots of little guys, robots, demons, you pay them. The key thing well, first of all, my youngest child Frankie would murder me if I were to allow you to say that it was like dungeons and dragons because it is like more like risk from what I've been told. Okay , but yes, the main thing that happens is there's guys and you move them around a playing area But the main thing you do is you make the guys . The guys come in kits , you glue them together and then you paint them with little tiny paintushbesr it.' Ands all guys , right? Like no girls allowed. Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's no girls allowed. There was a girl in the store today and she looked very confused . There is a game, and I think people do play the game , but mostly they build the little guys . Okay. And one of these guys is gonna cost you I don't know, thirty five fucking dollars and you need like sixty of them or something. By you, you mean dad ? Yeah, is that who costs that to? However , I just want to say, yeah, like I've been to for a guy that sort of like quit collecting comic books and baseball cards at twelve ish . I've been to a lot of comic book stores, baseball card stores , comic book conventions . I've been to a lot of events of that sort , right? And locations of that sort over the years . I have never been to a friendlier place than the warhammer store. Wow . I go in there with my nine year old and he's running his fucking mouth about space marines this and correcting people who are thanking a nine year old in the warhammer st ore, that's bold. I like it. People he's complimenting people's orcs. He's giving them technique tips for layering paint on orcs . It's breathtaking this store. It's incredible. Is Frankie the youngest person in there typically? By thirty five years . These are forty one year old men. These are forty fifty two year old men. They're some twenty six year olds in there , but this isn't like the crowd I've been to the like there's like a big tabletop gaming store in Pasadena that I've also been to that store is a huge place where you play dungeons and dragons . That area features some classic greasy teens and is and smells bad . It's also very nice. I also support it. This Warhammer store , it's clean . The man wears a uniform, he greets you. He said to my child, this is the first time I've been in the store. He said to my child It's nice to see you again . And I think he meant it. Look at that. And when you say this is the warhammer store, actually let's let's do this. We have some guests. Do you want to bring them in and ask them what weirdos stores they've been in? I'm really excited to find out about their weirdest stores. They are the writers and director of the new film Gail Dotre and The Celebrity Hall Pass . They're also , the head shakes that,'s not the title of the head. Say it wrong. Oh, it's Gail Daughter in the Celebrity Sepass. That's a celebrity sex pass. Oh, Jesus. We'll get one get for it. We'll get to it. That's the we'll take it again. The writer , the writers and director of the new star, Mel Gibson's passion of the Christ too , Colin Resurrection is that I'd love to I love it if we could just do one more take. That was great. Thank you. I loved it. Let's get one just for safety . And this time, let's say Gail Daughter and the Celebrity Sex Pass. Okay, I think we can both say that . Gail Daughtery and the celebrity sex pass Canarin and David Wayne. Hello, gentlemen. How are you? What a joy it is to see you. Gentlemen, here we are . And I feel like the way you talk about that store being friendly, let's up it here tonight . Oh, okay. That with friendliness? Let's make it the friendliest place on Earth. . Speaking of which, I love your place. It looks great. And you just have a beautiful home here. Thank you. Thank you very much. We are, we are on Zoom, but I think Ken, you're kind of doing like a theater of the mind thing where we're all in like a house or whatever . It might just be that Ken is looking around and admiring his own home. Look at my pans. It's really looking at my house. Looks like you got a nice kitchen island there. Thank you congratulations on that. You know, you guys are joking around, but in the old days of radio , you could close your eyes and imagine your magic with Jack Benny. And he 's there trying to get his car repaired and I'm smelling the fumes you're with the mechanic. You can hear the mechanic. You can hear the wrenches. It's the shadow, run. Right. From the shadow, and we're criminals, so we are afraid of him. Now I realize, Jordan, you do have a sense of the old time radio ethos. And I appreciate that. That's right, Dave. I do love that old time radio. Turning the dial, using your imagination, not like these kids with their cell phones. They don't know anything about the old time radio. What do you think about the old time rock and roll? Oh, I mean like it I like it so much. I've taken all my old records off the shelf that's how much I like it. Just listen to them by yourself. Yeah I feel like the smart phones have been sh ortening our attention spans . That's a great point, Dave. What a great observation. I see people on their smartphones and I'm like, are these are these zombies just looking inside their brains are looking for a little dopamine hit from Daddy Bezos. Artemy wants to be like, Hey, I'm right here with you in person. Take your phone away. Yes. Well, see, I'm more curious about I'm more curious about the other part of you. The other part of me wants to be like, you know what? Smoke 'em if you got 'em. Sure. Ken and Dave, have you, do you guys frequent any enthusiast stores tal weking're comic bookstore, model, trained stores. Yes. I mean, I hate to stop you with prefer alphabetical order. David Kenned. David Ken excuse me. I'll take that again. I'll give you some options. David Kenned. David Ken have you, do you frequent any enthusiast stores, reptile store, model train store, baseball cards? I used to go to the model train store in Burbank a lot with my son. That's where you do that. And I went to the board game store in Studio City sometimes with the was your son a model railroader? You know how kids sometimes are like I'm a big model railroader. It's the only thing I care about for a week . And so that's what he was, yeah . And then I went I used to go to the model reptile store . It was just reptiles who were, you know, hoping to, you know, start a career in modeling. Oh , okay. And they'll do whatever to get that career going. I'll tell you what, some of the models you've dated are so cold they basically are reptiles. Wow, David . I'm saying this like this so that not for everybody . No, it's a little secret. It's a secret for all just us. For the audio listener, Dave has his hand in front of one side of his face, so some people could hear that remark about it. But oddly enough, Kennedy. He used his right hand to shade his left side , as opposed to just going like that. You're running like it's just a it's a crossover move. It's a crossover move like Alan Iverson. David, did you ever paint terrain when you were going to the model railroading store . Have you ever been for using the urinal? Yes , that's correct. Yeah. All right, everybody use the terrain . Time to paint the terrain. We're not going to stop. We're not st goingop to on the ro ad, use the terrain How far did you get is what I'm asking in the world of model railroading? Actually my father as a child was into model railroads. And so at some point or another, we inherited his set and then we were like, Oh, it's so great. Let's put it together with the kids when my kids were little. And then we were like, Oh, well, it's not in great shape. We gotta get fixed that and replace that. And then we went to the st ore and there was a lot of buying and then we set it up like once and then they were moved on to something else . Yeah, I've discussed this a lot of times on the program . I could really see myself getting into model railroading . If I had any patience , any artistic or aesthetic skill , any ability with my hands, knowledge of electricity , or mathematics and computers . I actually did it as a kid a little bit and I did like it. It was there's a nice the idea of putting the time and effort into these tiny reasons same people do dollhous es or those little drawings that are very detailed . It's a world you can control unlike this one. That works. Beautiful. Thank you. Could you repeat that? No, I forgot I forgot what I said. He said it's a world you can control. And then he said, thank you. Thank you. Okay, oh it sounds like Ken handled it, Dave. Is that good enough for you? Yeah, that's good. I just yeah, I have my assistant here who's writing down things that I'm going to remember later. Ken, what were your childhood hobbies? I collected mad magazines. I still do. It's a good one. I still do. I collect mad magazines and oh and I also collected my wife gives me shit about this but I'm, starting to pass them out . TV guides from the seventies and eighties when I was growing up. I just would collect all the TV guides, so have all the old ones with the Charlie's Angels on them. I gave Dave a couple actually just too long ago . And for our generation, it's nice to kind of look at them and you can see what, you know , what shows were playing. I try to give people now oh wow, this is you don't have to tell me what shows you're playing. Happy Days is at eight o'clock on Tuesdays, then Vernon Shirley comes on after that. And then no. And then love boat, and then Fantasy Island. Well, no , that was Saturday. You skipped the n oine'clock block. Yeah, I forget with Donet. Let's see, what was Morkin Mindy? It was a different night. DJ Lair. My mother, the car . Oh no, you're right. Yeah, I'm so sorry. You're right, David, you were right. It's Hyapp days, L avern Shirley, Love Boat , Fantasy Island. And then on a special episode of Fantasy Island . That was, you know, that was. That was Paul Thomas Anderson's father, Ernie Anderson was the voice of all the promos on ABC . That is a great piece of Paul Thomas Anderson Loren. You can cut all this out. No , oh no, we're clipping. We're clipping this out for socials . Ken do you have a prize TV guide and or mad magaz ine, is there like one where you're like I couldn't find this one and then I found it in a thing TV guides not so much. I just like the ones that I didn't draw all over and so like that's in like mint condition where the back isn't bro ken . And then like that has like Charlie's Angels on it or like a Wonder Woman or somebody I had a crush on when I was those are the ones I like do you have any mad magazines where Al Newman's on the cover? I got a few. Yeah, thanks. Yeah. Thank you for asking . I know they're racing some of the good ones. Yeah. Well, interestingly enough , so there is so to your question, there's a Mad Magazine that was the cover was a parioting parodying a Poseidon adventure . And he was upside down. And so it's one of the few mad magazines where his face isn't on it. You just see his legs. That's really good stuff. My first guess was do they call it the piss side an adventure? But you probably couldn't say piss on the cover of imagery. They probably called it the Black Side and Adventure. The Black Side Adventure Yes. Black Black Side and Adventure. Black Side Adventure. Yeah, Siden adventure. Do you remember your first Mad Magazine, Ken Marina? I mean, I don't know if it was my first one, but I remember there was one that had the parody of the Godfather in it. And I remember kind of going through that and looking at that . But no, I don't remember the very first one I had. Ken and I were both actually deeply into mad magazines. It's one of the things we bonded over early on after meeting each other . I'd say of the group of the people in the state, we were the two that were the most into Mad Magazine. Jessie and I had a similar thing but with Penthouse . Oh baby . Sure enough. We both we both wrote these letters. We couldn't believe this shit was happening to us. Penthouse Forum. It was a great forum. Penthouse Forum was , you know a child's a wet dream. Literally. Well, one thing that was better than Penhouse form, I thought it was the nude ladies . Oh, I never got I never got to that. I just , I just read it. You got to look back at some of the back issues . Oh my gosh, you're not gonna believe some of the ship . How did I leave it? Wait, but can I just can sit are you sitting now? I'll give you a second. I just got to find a seat. Looking around, okay, theater of the mind, Theater of the Mind. Wait, wait, hold on, let me just get the horse Oh how ? Okay , now I've hooked up the horse to the stable and I'm gonna tell you this thing about hooked up the horse to the hook up to the table. Yeah, you want to say that phrase come in and recharge the battery. Yeah sluice. You gotta sluice out the toilets. It's USBC, right? USBC, yeah. So why don't you go hook up the hosp to the stable and then come in and give me a whisky . You can explain to me off air what I got wrong about that, but the point is perfect . I just want you to know Kenneth this is way back now, but the women in Penthouse stark naked . Are you kidding me? All right, let's from behind, right? No, you could see it. Oh, they're not in the same room Everything . Mostly they're in the shower and there's like glass brick. Right . Jordan. What a silhouette. You could see it all. Like we were in a place in France? Yeah. Oh these ladies, Jessie. They wear no pants . My my dad was a playboy subscriber and um , I think I learned later hoarder . Oh, and then you discovered the stack Yeah, the I found the stack. The stack was pretty mighty. The stack was cut was tough to miss and you know a lot of fun a lot of fun for a teen age Jordan to flip through when , you know, mom and dad were , you know, at a out gala or something. My dad had one Summer's episode. Excuse me, Summer's issue, magazine issue . Ken Latoya Jackson Girl younger motorcycle. Oh yeah. Mine was the Jane Kennedy one. That was my favorite one. Who's that? Jane Kennedy was a sportscaster on HBO for a second. Anyway, yeah, my dad had one and I knew where it was. And every time they went out I took a look at it. Took a little peek. All right, every parents are out. Let me pull out that playboy same pictures over and over again. Oh yeah, some short fiction by Philip Roth . Oh, it got nice. It was sexy Marborough and it was just the one and so at some point I actually did like read all the articles in the jokes We had a parent teacher conference and the principal told your parents we have some concerns about David. He's been telling the other children about the best high fi's of nineteen seventy six . And his opinion is about busing. Right. My dad playboy guy, so I was familiar with, you know, the tenets of Playboy Magaz ine, but then I, you know, dug deep pretty deep back into the closet and found the one penthouse and the differences, the fact that it was , you know , if Playboy was, you know, naked lady sitting on a bale of hay and penthouse was a , you know, lady spread eagle. Spread Eagle. I was terrified, terrified. The difference is so shocking. Anyway, I was Jordan. I had such I had such a similar experience , which is my dad had like a playboy's greatest center folds or something like that. Like a like a like a magazine book, you know, like a checkstand , you know, life of Princess Diana type thing. Yeah . Only it was it was the ultimate citter full. Am I right, guys? I think that's a really good point. Maybe the rest of the RIP to the ultimate citterfold. So it was was, you know, it like Marilyn Monroe and stuff. Yeah . And then one time maybe everyone was out of town or something . My dad had a copy of Big Butts magazine . Yeah. And it was so explicit that it genuinely upset me . Was that the april twenty eighth issue? That was april twenty eighth. It was a weekly. You're right that it was a big butt's weekly . Like readers digest . I had the same experience. My friend Glen Stockwell's dad collected med playboy magazines. So we would always have, you know, a plethora of playboys . Then my other buddy got his hands on a penthouse, lost our mind over that. Then I would go to work with my dad who is a celeb cleaner and he worked on a big pump truck. And I'd go to his office with all the other guys and in the garage I would go to the bathroom on the back thing of the bathroom were piles of really really graphic like cherry magazine and they were so graphic, so terrible lighting , just no it was just no cover up on anything . It was super close up and I was traumatized and every time I would go to work with my dad, I'd be like, I got to go to the bathroom again. Awful diarrhea and like the guy likes like what's it like Joe Pat Leoni in Midnight Run, he's like, I'm gonna go get some donuts. Yeah, I'm gonna go , you know, like I just kept going, dad, I said something wrong with my stomach and then I would go in there and can I have a question? Yes, David, please. Would you say it was a plethora of playboys Plethora. Three amigos. Now, listen, yes, I have heard that that kind of like nude stuff is now you can find it on internet . I can't imagine. Yeah , just go to playboy. com , put in put in your credit card info and join the cyber club . What was so crazy is that like they didn't have Photoshop the same way. So the way that they would smooth it out is just by shooting through these like gauzy lenses where everything was sort of fuzzy glowy. Yeah. So it's so funny. We're all cracking up right now. We are . You guys , I just wish every all the listeners were here were dying. We're rolling on the ground. If the listeners could hear this, they would hear us all cracking up. Yeah. I was really really surprised when I finally did see a naked woman and there wasn't a blurry sheen over her I was so used to what that was. But was she was she hot? Dave, oh yeah. Oh yeah. You know, I was surprised because the first time I saw a naked woman, there was a machine and it turned out I had early onset cataracts. No . Well, that's good. You're lucky. You have a small percentage of people. Catch it quick, catch it quick. Doctors call that playboy eyes. Playboy eyes What do they call when you when they pop out of your head the woman's so hot? Marty Felkiniz? Marty Felkines. Carter , Caroona. Yeah. My tat turned into a wolf head. What's that? That's good. Doctors should when old people get cataracts, the doctors can be like, You've got playboy eyes now. Yeah . Dave, can I double back to the can I double back to the train store for a second? Yeah, 'cause I think we've covered that other thing. Yeah, that thing's been good. I think we yeah, we squeeze the juice, delicious juice. Did you find the guys in the train store to be nice or were they like aggressive weirdos who didn't like normies. They definitely were a little strange, but I feel like they could tell they could read me and my son as people who didn't know what they're talking about very quickly. And so they had a certain nice quality where they're like, oh, we can sell you this overpriced thing you won't even know what it is . Instagram, Instagram showed me a video the other day of I mean, admittedly I got to get my nose out of my phone , but Instagram showed me the other day a video of a model train expert talking about a woman on a reality show ing her favorite model train locomotive . And the upshot of this video was she's definitely actually into trains because it was a four thousand dollars locomotive. There's a lot of there's a lot of fake train girls out there pretend to like trains and they're just doing it for the clicks . Honestly, I'll go to I went to the model train layout. You know how like in a the museum of the city of New Orleans there, or whatever , there's a model train club in the basement that gets to use the whole basement to build model trains as long as the kids can come. I don't know that. I mean, yeah, that's pretty much that like we should all know that. You guys have been to a museum that's like only sort of a museum, but it's mostly just a giant model train layout that's clearly a clubhouse, but they have to let people in so that they can call it a museum before. Right. That's sure I've been to one in New Orleans . Yeah, New Orleans, sure. The big Easy. Yeah, we opened it one after we had our po cket they got that in San Diego in in Balboa Park in San Diego. They got that very thing. they got They a got a big building full of fucking trains and I went there and there's always these men, these sixty eight just eighty eight year old men working on the tracks all the time on a long day . And it's fucking great. I love it. It makes me wish that I had any skill of any kind in any area. This makes me feel I'm inspired to do this . My father's old train set, so this is now from probably the thirties , I'm going to give it away to the listener that pledges the highest pledge anywhere anywhere over five thousand dollars or over. Okay , and I will give if that money comes in, I will give three percent of it to charity. Okay. That's a really great deal. That's a really nice deal. We're taking pledges. So probably coming in. We're taking so David, just to just recover the just so we're lawyers. I want to be clear for the lawyers make sure to paper this. Yeah. So we're going to be taking we're going be to taking pledges . Yeah . Different people are going to put in their pledges. So that's the first. The baseline is people are putting in pledges. Yes, it's like, I pledge x amount. Yeah The minimal. Yeah, it's not even phone for a little bit. Three percent of that where is that going to go? What are you going to say? It ultimately goes for fifteen thousand, which I hope it does . fifty thousand. I hope so too. That sounds great. And then three percent of that is going to go to charity of my choosing at a later date . And then the rest of it is I will keep for my administrative costs and so on. Yeah. Any ideas for the charity just like off the dome, like is there we' threinking of it might just be like my kids' school that they go to. Yeah. Right. That's going to go to school. That's good. Kids are their future. They're our future. Great point s are I believe I believe that children are a future. It's a wild belief. Can I ask a question? By the way, and I know because a lot of you know, we don't want to get too serious, but a lot of people are thinking about what's happening overseas in the Middle East and sort of it's like, do we really? I don't I don't need why do we need war? Like, I don't I don't want it. I don't want it. I actually was thinking the other day . That's great. I don't even know if it's okay for me to say this but I was at a I was at a bake sale you can say that not allowed to say 's not cance ll yedet. I was at a I was at a school bake sale and I bought, you know, I bought a fair number of bought some crawlers . Okay , yeah, this is taken out. This really happened. Okay , I'm leaning in. You're setting the scene, you're painting a picture and I'm really getting a sense of it. So I'm smelling the colors. Just like Jack Banny and the mechanics. Got a walnut loaf . All right , okay. Anyway, I was at this school bake sale and I thought to myself , Won't it be a great day when the schools have all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy whatever school supplies they need for their beautiful beautiful. I was at a bake sale recently and I thought it'd be funny if we envisioned world peace . Right . So we can all go to bake sales and I was in a bake sale and I wrote co exist with things letters fonts, yeah. That's beautiful. That's beautiful all the things and then they can coexist. They can 't a nice walnut loaf too that I got. Now that we've given people a lot to do a walnut loaf. Good walnut loaf. We've given people a lot to think about. Do you want to like take a break and let people reflect and then we'll come back for some more? Let's take a quick break. We're gonna take a break. Now, we got to have a couple messages, but then we'll be back right after this. Andy , I don't know about you guys, but I need a break . Okay , then we'll be back for some more. I'm Jordan. Thanks again. Thanks It's Jordan Jessic Go. I am Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy, detective. You know, Jordan, every episode of Jordan Jessie Go is brought to our listeners by our listeners, specifically the member portion of our listeners, folks who go to maximumfund. org slash join . We have a brand new show that's just for members. It is called TBW. To be watched. Our first episode produced by the Great Hannah Moroz with music by Hannah Moroz is about Lady from Shanghai, the Orson Welles film. That was my choice for a movie I've been meaning to watch . And who knows what next month may hold . 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And I did notice that you had the number eight best selling comic book in the country for the entire month of I'm going to say it was April or May . It was April and that is true based on a certain metric. Yeah, I mean, I've seen I've seen a photograph of a list. Sure . Where did the list come from? Somewhere that prides itself in accuracy . NATO something like that. Is it really accurate ? Head to your local head to your local comic book store, grab yourself, Predator Bloodshed, grab yourself, amazing Spider Man, Spider Versity and Baby Garfield number three. I think I think don't quote me on this. You can still go to . LY slash cool garf if you want a signed copy in the mail. I think that link is still active bit. LY slash cool garf. I want to say also our special thanks to Jordan Cowling, Jordan are outgoing the now the outgoing producer of Jordan Jessie Go our thanks to Jordan. She's she's starting a new life on the other coast and we're very grateful to her for her work on Jordan Jessie Go . We will be back in just a second on Jordan Jessie Go . It's Jordan Jessie Go, I am Jesse Thorne, America's Radio Sweetheart, Jordan Morris, boy detective . And I'm David Wayne , the Baron Enforcer I am Carvin Waggy Mapkin holder . Here's a carvin waggy napkin holder. That's me . Straight. Yeah, sure . Sure . It makes sense and it's good. You know what? He finds inspiration in his surroundings. It's beautiful. Beautiful. Carving really beautiful. There it is. Holding up a napkin. That's what I do. I'm carving waggy. Dave, were you palming a playing card there a minute ago? Did I see? Uh, yeah. Are you doing close up magic? Yeah . Magic You can't see it, but he did it . He did real magic . Hell yeah. Ken Marino, unimpressed. David's a very well I've seen a lot of David's magic tricks. He's got he's got I can't even tell you how many decks of cards he has around his house. He's constantly watch them. He's constantly it changed. It wasn't constantly practicing magic. He is a member of the magic castle here in Los Angeles. He's a very good he's a very good magician. In fact, he did what and san and he did a whole magic show at the comedy festival last year or two. Yeah, I did I did Wayne and Watkins World of Wonder with my magic partner M,aelik Walatkins. Oh the great Watkins. Yeah . If you want, I can encourage her to come in here and tell y'all about it. What a legend. She's gotta put headphones on. Yeah, yeah, it'd be a whole thing . What how does she participate in the magic? What how do you divvy up the magic ? Well, we did a show as if we were of like a husband and wife magician couple and we just did a whole night of like, you know, us sort of bantering and joshing each other in between the magic. It was great. How has this been an interest of year since small childhood? Since small childhood, I've always been interested and then I got more serious into like real card magic in my thirties and I've been studying that pretty consistently since then. When you say real card magic, you mean things where the cards are actually transformed where it's not an illusion . Right. Actual magic with potions and potions. Mind control . No, I actually really did get like into like, you know, meeting mentors who are like the top magicians and learning from them and stuff like that. Do you always have cards in your hand? I met he passed away, I met Ricky Jay a few times and he always had cards in his hand doing things with the cards. Yeah , I'm pretty much like that Ken. can confirm. I could vouch for that. I could confirm that, yeah. Ken, what are you always fiddling with? That's a little personal. Sorry . I'm sorry, we've just met. Yeah. You're not asking you what you're going to say. I'll say what it is. What are you always fiddling with? My dick, okay? I'm not uptight, I'll say it. I'm always fiddling with my dick. I'm not up. Where do you have? That whole pile of playboards. Oh, yeah, that's right, I did . So towers, two towers . Who types? You guys write movies together. Who types? I type. You type. Ken, do you pace around? A lot of energy. Yeah, Ken walks around and says stuff and we riff and I type . You know, David and I came from, you know, we met in a sketch comic group way back in the nineties called the State . And you know, a lot of times , you know, different members of the state would break off and they'd write sketches together. And so we had a certain style of writing that we did on that show that led into when we started writing screenplays and things like that. I'm the sitter in Jordan . I'm the typer in Jordan is the pacer generally, but my concern is that when we were nineteen years old , that made a lot of sense because I was a strong typist and you know, good with sentence structure, Jordan the talented one . But I know well I don't my only concern is that I would hand Jordan something from my desk that I was okay with being broken so that he could break it a little bit at a time while we worked together. But then Jordan went off and became a professional comedy writer . So now he can sit at the desk and type all the jokes out. I'm completely superfluous now. I'm not even needed as a typist. You can tell you something. There's Jordan and that's great. Thank you. And then there's Jesse and that's great. But in this case, one plus one equals three . There's no replacing the alchemy between the two of you. It is special , it is magic , and that combination cannot be replicated by any other single or partnered person . David, that's a beautiful magic . Absolutely no single partner Pepson can do what you guys do. You're the only pizzels who can do it. pizzels, yes. Dorian, you're such a special puppet rator thank you for me that you know these past twenty five years working with you have been the best time in my life. You're both special. Thank you, Jesse. I look of you . Let me lay it down. Lay down, Dave. Thanks. Miles Davis. Yes, yes. Right. Birth of the cool. Yes. No, the brain can do what he did . No . If Miles played Mary had a little lamb , it's gonna be the Miles version of it . Right. So now you get my point? That's really thank you. Exactly. We're miles. Miles David is as good as Miles point. I think his point is both of you are Miles Davis. Yes. Two miles is the perfect band. Guys, you is Mary. You Jordan, the perfect band is in two miles's. The perfect band is Ken Marino and David Wayne. They're in a band together. They're in a band. It's true. Yes. These guys are in the perfect band . That's true. The band we're in is called the Middle Age Dad Jam Band and it's real. It is real. You see pictures of it on the internet. All cover songs, songs you would call Dad Rock. Am I getting that right? I think that's pretty fair. Songs from all the decades, the sixties, the seventies, and the eighties. All three decades. All three decades. We play songs from all three decades and we also we have off shoot shows where we play only all Billy Joel . Okay. Joel band. And then in July, we're going on the east coast doing our sort of tribute to Wet Hot American Summer twenty fifth anniversary shows . And that's, you know, we're we make all these videos on YouTube that are like massive viral hits? Wow, huge viral hits. That's so cool. I would like to hear from both of you. David first like the bullseye cover bands, that's what they're called . David first 'cause you come first alphabetically, what are your top j oels? What are the top Joel songs in your mind? Well, you know, I'm the drummer in the band. And so I've always liked Billy Joel, but now I'm learning the Billy Joel songs from the point of view of being a drummer and I'm really enjoying learning Liberty Devito, the drummer and Billy Joel is incredible . And so I really enjoy playing, for example , Ain't No Crime . Another one I love is Stiletto and there's quite a few. It's so much fun. I love playing those songs. My life Ken Top Joles Video that the band put out was scenes from an Italian restaurant, and I don't know if you can get much better than that. That's one of those great songs. And then , you know, I like Vienna and I like anything from Glass Houses, Stranger from fifty second street , you know, that kind of era. And then, you know Zanzibar. We don't do Zanzibar, but I'm hoping we will get around to it. I like Zanzibar a lot. He really is like the Bruce Springsteen of popular music . I've heard that . I've heard that. Ken, what proportion of the leads are you singing in the band? We have guest singers come on from time to time, but I am the lead vocalist. He's the man. Was that something you always felt ready for you were just waiting for someone to call and make you the lead singer of a band or was it something of which you had trepidation? It's always been a fantasy of mine. And then David started doing jams in his garage , on the weekends after COVID . And I was like, hey, this is all week doing COVID. And then on weekends we would get in the garage. During COVID, did I say during COVID? The weekends after COVID. Have play on words with us. Oh, that was great. I love a good play on words. So I just sort of muscled my way in there and I was like, I'll just if I stay long enough, I'll you know, they'll they'll let me be the lead vocalist. It really was just dads having jams in the garage and then it sort of organically turned into a band without us really noticing. Well, at some point you started making highly polished videos of your performances . Yes. Well, part of it was that we had started doing live shows and touring around and we found that that was very tiring and not very lucrative . And so we started to say like maybe we could do some of this band activity just in the garage . And so that's why we started doing these videos and hoping that more people would see that and then maybe we could shows for a little bit larger crowds and stuff and that has worked to some degree . And the truth is it's tiring because we're not even really middle aged . We're a little beyond that . So we're all thirds age ? Yeah, let's say that. Let's go with that. Just do you want to listen to some phone calls? Yeah, I do. So when something momentous happens to you, like you become the lead singer of the garage rock band, give us a call two hundred sixty nine eight four fun or just send us a voice memo at JJ Go at maximumfun. org for our segment of momentous occasions such as has this person done Don 't. Hi Jordan. Hi Jesse. Hi guest. I'm going to say Jordan Myrick. This is Ben from Chicago calling in with a momentous occasion . I am a thirty six year old cis gay man who has for the first time in my life purchased and applied a Maxi pad . I don't think I've ever been as intimidated as I was in that walgreens aisle with a fifteen minute old genital piercing. Thanks, love you. And buck eyes . Great question . Great question. A great question . And we're gonna get you some answers . I was once on the show younger and I played a man who was trying to understand what it is like to be a woman in today's society. And so he bought tampons and maxi pads and used them. So does that help answer his question? I think it does.. Yes What was how did you feel playing that playing that character? I have almost no memory of it. Okay . I can't believe you remember you remembered that part of it. Yeah. But I'm hoping that helps this guy. Yeah, I think my genitals . My genitals are heavily pierced, but they healed almost immediately. It was a problem for me. That's why they call you old wolverine deck. That's why they call me that. Yeah. Do you know what a mole is? Is that the villain to Wolverine Dick? Sort of the Moy of the Moyle is the professional this is the professional forkin remove a rabbi who's also a doctor trained to give up a circumcision to a boy. And I go to the Moyal that did my circumcision, I go every couple of months just for touch up . Oh , it gets long . Where do you get emoiled from those? Is there like a company like the Moyle the Merrier or something where you can do that, but like in where I grew up mostly you go down to the docks and they're just like waiting hanging around down there just shooting dice. You go with your pickup truck and you're like, who get in and then you bring them to your house for there's families there with like hordres and you're going to have a circum cisionll. down Ro your window, say forty bucks, that's unfair. Forty bucks, get it. Yeah. Then when you get to the house, you're like, actually it's thirty. Are you gonna leave or not? Yep. Yeah, you could take it thirty and moil. What's he gonna do? He's gonna go back to the docks, empty hands. Go back to the docs. The joke's on me though, 'cause a lot of times with the docs, there's least cocaine shipments and they end up making five times that much. Well, I didn't want to say anything . Moyals do great on blow. It's true. The percentages are there. We're talking one hundred and fifty bucks. Guys just so you know, a lot of people think that we only thought of the one segment idea momentous occasions twenty years ago when we started the show and we haven't thought of anything new. But actually we're really creative guys who come up with a lot of ideas for segments. So this next call isn't just someone calling in to tell us something they wanted to tell us and then claiming it's for a segment that we thought of. It's actually a segment that is what was happening . Just so you guys know we thought of it. Okay, I appreciate the heads up on that. I know the shadow's doing a bomb. Jordan and Jessie and guest. I'm gonna guess Lenny Kravitz , who I believe was in fact dead. Close. This is an entry for your exceptional segment . People who think Lenny Kravitz is dead but are wrong and side category couples who get stoned and listen to Jordan and Jesse Go together. I'm here with my partner Sherstan. Hi guys . I think the guest is Winona Rider, but like nineties era Winona Rider when she was like late when she was shoplifting. That's right. We're talking about reality bytes era Winona Ryder. I wouldn't be surprised if Ethan Hawk is in the room, Ben Stiller probably gone So that was a lot of different things happened in that call. Yeah, sure. A lot of different things happened in that call. Lenny Kravitz is alive and well. Lenny, first of all, Lenny Kravitz is alive and well. Sure. Looking great, by the way . I heard the Moyle got a look at Kravitz and he's like, I'm gonna need a bigger boat. If I recognize that guy's voice, that's a Folly artist I know. , yes . John Foley. It's good to know, Jordan. It's good to know, honestly, for me , it's good to know that some of our listeners are high on drugs. Yeah . It was nice What I wanted to say to the guy when he said, I think Wina Ryder and he can halkers in there. I was like, no, it's just carving waggy napkin holder. And David, what was yours again? A Baron Enforcer. I don't even know what that means. From Baron Switzerland ? Sure, sure. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's right. Jordan, did you know that did you know that Kenned David have a new movie coming out in July? I did, and I'm very excited because I love the films of D avid Wayne and Ken Marino. Thank you. We do have a new movie. Do you want to know what it's called? Gail Daughter and the Celebrity Sex Pass. Oh , I'm so excited about this movie . It's got John Slattery. John Slattery. Kevin Allison got John Slattery it's got John Hamm. It's got Zoe Deutsche Miles Terry's Riley's in it. John Trail Carrie I saw Carri Kenny Silver in the trailer Yep.. Ben Wang is in it. Mather Zikles, Sabria, Sabrina and Pacitore. Guys, who in your hats? Hold your hats for a second. I'm in it. Whoa . Ken Marino from this podcast . Also, Thomas Lennon is in it. Fred Melimed? Oh hello. My daily black, Richard Kind . Is Fred Mellimed offer only? Yes, to us, he is. Do you have Fred Melimed's phone number? Is that how you get Melimed or you call his representatives? Text him . You just texted Fred Mellamed. God, that's the dream. We were lucky enough to work with him. This is real. Me and Fred Mellimed have the same manager that's great. Yeah . That's why we go out for so many of the same parts. Ken Marino and Fred work together in that wonderful movie Lake Bell made. In a world in a world . There's also a bevy of celebrity cameos in this movie because it's about Hollywood in part. What are we talking about? Is there somebody you can drop on us that maybe hasn't been in the trailers? Is there like an exclusive to this show? Like we haven't told anybody about this, but Zako Yama. Whoa . Yeah,. good You want to know just like the one sense about what the movie's about, you might like it. That'd be great. Yeah. Basically, Zoe Deutsche plays a Midwestern woman who has a celebrity pass agreement with her fiance . And then when he takes it literally and actually meets and has sex with his celebrity . She goes to Hollywood and sets off on this journey to find John Hamm and have sex with him so that she can, you know, even the score and save a relationship. It's a like a rom p slash adventure, it sounds like. That's right. It's both a romp and an adventure. I have a question. We probably have an answer. I've seen Kari Kenny Silver plays a psychic who prompts them prompts the protagonist onto this journey. Did you guys were you guys kind of thinking Madam Ruby? Were you kind of thinking Madam Ruby from People? Madame Ruby. That's the Februis' big adventure. We're kind of thinking Madam Ruby a little bit thinking Madam Ruby . I wish I could say yes to it because it seems like you want us to say yes, but we weren't thinking Madam Ruby. It reminds me at all. It reminds me of people saying that there were we were referencing or spoofing things in wet hot American summer that I had never heard of or seen . I feel like that happens a lot because everyone has got their different references. That's right . But so I don't really remember that one either. Well then I'm sure it's great. And maybe some were you thinking if you weren't thinking of the one I was thinking of? Oh, Jessie you can think you're a crazy psychic. You know, you're very good looking and everything. You know what? You can think about any psychic you want to. It's fine. I just was thinking oh my god, you're so cool. Yeah, you're really mood looking. Successful, really good looking. Okay. And let's take it off. Let's do this. Let's take a little break. We'll tell Jesse how good looking he is to thank you to make up for the fact that he got the psychic wrong and we all laughed at him secretly. We turned our microsoft laugh at him. Turn off your mice . Yeah, because it was so funny that you got it wrong . But yeah, after we make you feel better, we'll come back for a little bit more. Look forward to be just a second. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan Jessica. If you like too many podcasts, you'll love Sow Teep with John Lick Roberts. It's got clips from all your favorite podcasts such as diary of a tiny CEO, Leonard Sprague, tell me how you make your money. I go to the beach and I steal people's towels. Remember Armor. Do you remember the trend of everyone whacking themselves in the head with hammers and mallets when they wanted to lose weight. And Elti John's lobberly songs. I'm here today with Kiki Dee Hello Kinky Dee Hello Elton . 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Yes, that was the name you said Trent Big li and I'm , you know, an officer of love beauty . Yeah, you are. There's no question about it. The celebrity film movie that we were just talking about. Dracon, the celebrityx S passe. Gel Dotchin and the Celebrity Sex most talked about comedy in twenty years in Hollywood. In theater , we went to Sundance and it was a gigantic hit at Sundance . We sold it to Sony Pictures classic. Whoa, the people who brought you Howard's end and K pop demon hunters. Well now bring you also they did the Walkman. Oh, I love those. That's a great way to listen to music on the gut and the best. Hat track tape. Then we went to the Tribecca Film Festival, stole the show . Number one film there , and now you get a chance to see it july tenth in theaters. Number one in the rankings at the Tribecca Film Festival. That's what I heard. On the big board . Is that true? Well, yeah. Well , David just say it. Yeah , David just said that. David was that it's true. That was back on june tenth when we were there Tri atbec at Omphus . I can't imagine how it could have finished out of the top three . Yeah . It would seem crazy , right? So it makes sense that it would be number one. Number one. Probably number one or so. A little sincerity here. Y'all have made some of my favorite funny movies of all time. I can't wait to see this. Y'all are two of the funniest ever and thank you, George is going to be great about it. Yeah, I agree. I also think those things we both read those things read the book. We both read and said it first. We at different times stole the book state by state by the state from a different kid that lived on our hall that I was the RA of that Jordan was resident of . If that is really how you claim to feel that put your money where your mouth is and have us on your podcast. Okay, put us on your podcast. We're trying to we did . What? You will see fast . We'll see. Yes, guys, thank you so much. And people can see the middle aged dad jam band coming to a town near them? Question all over all over MADJB dot com all over the place. I'm excited about this. How many how many pieces you traveling with in the MADJB? Way too many. There's like forty five people on st age. Well our core band is seven to nine and then we always have like, you know, three or four more people just for fun. I like this. I like that you're bringing like a full tower of power set up. Yeah, war. You're not the If you see us live in a show, you're getting your money's worth. You get a lot of a lot of wattage on stage. Hell yeah. Plus you're gonna hear every song from the sixties, seventies, and eighties. All the decades . Sometimes even sometimes from the nineties. Okay , that's a little crazy. Mysterious this mysterious fourth decade I've heard about. It's like when we do a little new shit, you know, sort of halfway through the show. So those yeah, I like the shit that's out now. Right. Like Paula Cole, Lenny. Like Cannonball. Sure, yes . Sure Semisonic. Yeah, new bands, not new buzz bands. Yeah. Stuff. Stuff from reality bytes. The new hit movies. Stuff from reality bytes. Insane and the membrane. Oh , I just heard that on one hundred twenty minutes. Man, I really relate to that song 'cause I got no brain. Yeah, no brain.. There, it's insane No, you're joking, but Jessie, you might be joking. Sometimes I feel that way like when I get sort of bludgeoned with social media and modern tech and AI. No, thank you. Dave , Jesse . Yes, pam. No, I just want to make sure that he thought you might be joking. Okay, yeah. No, I might have been joking , but I'm glad that I got his sort of more sincere and frankly profound perspective on what it is. Well, I like to go deep on these on these issues. That's why. Yeah. Yeah. And this one feel like is the platform to go deep and to be frank. It is yes. Bad news, Ezra Klein . Thank you guys for being here. This has been so much fun. What an absolute joy. Thank you for being here. Anytime. Can we be the guests on the next episode? You David Wayne , we shall too. Chris Fairbanks just dropped out, so this is great timing. David Wayne and Ken Marino, they're the co writers and director of Gail Daughtry, Daughtry Celebrity Samuel Daughtery. Like Daughter like Chris Daughter. Celebrity Sex Pass. Celebrity Sex Pass . I said it. I said it. Just one of the one of the many Gail Daughtry movies that have come out in the Gail Daughtery cinematic universe. Sure. Second, second only to talk Swift in his flying lab. But if you go to the local multiplex and you see something about Gail Daughtery and the sex past, that is definitely going to be going to be our that's going to be the one. Chances are that's our movie . Our theme music is love you by the free design, courtesy of the free design and light in the Attic Records. Gab Mar on the boards this week, you can, of course , join us red at maximum fund. 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