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Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free. Unto the lucks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and socks and run you It's Jordan Jesse Go. I am Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweer. Jordan Morris boy, detective. I was Jordan Uheor Is that you Jordan? Jordan, are you? Okay I was the water only. I was at the Boston's Logan airport. This is the only Wolverine airport in America. Fun Good. It's a dark reimagining of the airport. Right. Imagining an airport that's confronting mortality and dealing with brutal violence. R. brrutal, hideous violence. And then the airport comes back and has a couple of laughs with that pool. Yeah, exactly I was at the Boston Logan Airport. And I want you to picture this scene. This is the most brief anecdote There's so little content to this anecidote, but I'm sitting in an airport chair, you know, a lounge chair, like a not in the lounge, but in the standard waiting area. and There's a little bit of room in front of me. I usually like to take a seat that faces the window I'm sitting there and there's a man approaching me from my left. crossing in front of me and he's pulling a roller bag And he's moving slowly. This maybe a sixty five year old man. He's not like a frail man, but just taking his time getting up there And I'm a little spread out, you know, as one does at the airport. I'm feeling my, you know And uh As he's pulling his Be you're kind of old school, you used still like to man spread, right Yeah, it's my right. Keep those gals in their in their place. It's my right I was born this way. Sorry if I got big swinging balls. Are your balls supposed to be swinging in addition to big Yeah, I think so. I think if' supposed to be swollen, right? Sure. Yeah, and that's why you have to man spread becausecause you don't want them to clack against your thigh. They're red and irritating. That's desirable, correct. Yeah. Anyway, I'm sitting see a doctor see a doctor. Oh my Godd. Stop the recording now. I'm sitting in the chair I just a little spread out. It's important to the story And littleall's on fire I'm a little spread. I'm burning up. Yeah This This guy's pulling a trolley, you know, a trolley luggage behind him and he passes me And then as he passes His wheel rolls over my left toe This happens. Yeah. It wasn't malicious. He wasn't looking, He was looking ahead. turns back, he goes Sorry Ready. He turns back forward, keeps walking pulls it over my other toe ice Did he apologize for that one? Nope. No. Nope. by then he's all sorriry out. Yeah. Is yeah. That's just a blanket sorry to cover whatever shit. he does to you between now and when you get in your lip. There's a halo of sorry that goes around the sorrow. So he can he can you putting something into the overhead compartment Youre sitting next to him. He can fall asleep on your shoulder. He can just do whatever to you, he's apologized once. Yeah. I think that's about how it works. Is that correct? Yes Anyway, this's just an experience I have for ran over one toe turned around, said, sorry back started walking again, ran over my other Jesse, I'm sorry to be this guy. You gott to wear shoes at the airport though. That's amazing Mbe. And I know there's those people remember when men wore suits on planes. I'm not one of those guys. okay. I'm not I'm not one of those like o, you're getting with your sweatpants and I'm not one of those guys, but I do think you should wear shoes Is it worth mentioning Today I'm the comic book character Beast Right, because that's why you were at that Logan themed airport. Yeah, ' you are. Okay, well then I think it's fine to be barefoot. And then sometimes you gota jump up and hang upside down from something using your special toes. you gotta. It's really funny when you're doing a little math problem like that. Yeahold we're holding onto something with my super tooes.. Should we introduce I to? 'cause he's a real life superhero A lot of people don't a lot of people don't know that he's a real life superhero He's a stand up comic, writer and a brilliant actor from the television program, The Peacemaker. His name is Steven AG. Hello, Steve. Hi guys. Hi, Steve. What's it like to be a real life superhero, Steve? You have the power your character on the show on the show, Peacemaker? Yeah has the power of helping. Well, we all possess that power So in a lot of ways, aren't we all superheroes? Yes. Most of all, say it with me, Single Mers, single Single mothers. o ye. Single malt Scotch. Single malt mothers. love a single malt mom. Yeah. I I loveve a Py mother. Right, yes, exactly. Shes to see. it's a I don't know Steve, you're I age my mother in an oak cast. Right, Yes. Yes. S she's so smokey. Steve, you fly, you travel around. Do you have stuff you like to do on planes and in airports to make the whole thing more manageable? No, usually the night before I download a bunch of movies to watch Yeah if I'm traveling really far away, I just went to Bulgaria and that was like Bulgaria fifteen hours and I have not done that in like thirty years. Steve is doing some consulting work with the government of Bulgaria, Black Rck And what are you doing in Bulgaria? A movie. Okay. And So I like you like I host Bulkaria's funniest homeome videos. I'll do. These are some pretty funny videos. During the movie is called Orge Bulkl Huh U George Bolklvik. Yeah yeah. Oh wow Yeah. so I like that. Actually, I'll watch Lord of the Rings, the trilogy a lot because I know I know that'll get me through most flights. Right because three hours each you're watching the director's cuts, right? Yeah. So that that does almost get you to Bulkaria. I started the I was on a flight from Dublin to LA I started them a little bit late, but I landed in LA and there were still twenty minutes left of the last movie Those are some long movies. Yeah. 'cause I can't sleep on on a plane, like no matter how hard I try. It's a terrible place to sleep I had it for a while. at the height of my traveling a lot, I would just put my bag down that seatbt and conk right out. wake up and Were you sitting in a window seat? U Wherever. I could do it. I could do it sitting up in the middle. I could you were locking in You were locking in your roommates upon seating. Yeah. Throughout the flight, they just had to use a catheter. Yes. Orpus all over me. That's true. I don't mind. I guess I didn't consider that you're in nasty pissay Yeah. But yeah, so that was like that was like in my twenties when I was traveling for work and then I like stopped and now I fly. I play a little bit more now than than I used to, but, you know Now I fly, you know two or three times a year and I cannot go to sleep. And I I want it back. I want that skill back, but it's fucking gone. It's tough. Yeah I was on this flight that I took from Boston to Los Angeles I sat down, I'm flying Jet Blue You know, have they degraded the Jet blue flying experience? Yes However, is it still Is it still the only airplane I can just sit and coach and You know, it's it'll be fine It'll be fine You know, it's not going to be great, but it'll be fine. I had a nice this is fine coach experience on Air Canada recently. And I'm like this is like a little bit bigger than Southwest And I have like a little more room and it makes all the fucking difference. Yeah. It's a real. They're really you know Guys guys, I hate to say things I hate to say things on the show that are controversial, but here we go. these airlines are out to get us. I don't think they're for. friends value for dollar. Fly us through the sky J. I'm sitt I sit down in my seat and I got an aisle seat. I pay the extra money for seat selection Because I'm got to spill out. if I'm there's nowhere to spill in the other se. true. So I sit in the aisle. I'm also A very frequent urinator time to frag, but I'm peeing the whole flight long. I'm up and down back and forth, PP peP pePP to the point where I'm sure people are worried that I'm preparing for a terrorist attack of some kind. just chucking on constantly joining the Mile High Club. Yeah. they're like that huge hunk keeps going to the bank they say to themselves. they think of me as a hunk. I peed once on the whole trip Gelle Did you pee in Bulgaria? No, the week that I was there, I did not feel. That's how you lock in for a performance. Yeah. I sat tenense. I sat down in my aisle seat I realize immediately, there's two full grown bros next to me in my this is the last thing you want together. or the friends. Yeah. They were friends. They were bros. One of them immediately used the Arsler. And then the guy in front of me who I'm going to say was roughly Steve Ageie sized. It's rare for me to be on an airplane in coach with a guy that's definitely bigger than me. This guy was definitely bigger than me Uh He sat down again, playing on the on the runway still. hasn't started rolling sat down went U pressed the button on his armrest and slammed his thing. C on man. We have not even started My seatbelt's not even on yet. This guy's already reclined and I'm just like I'd better start watching the Great Escape on my computer now because I gotta better better start watching. What's that movie that we watched? called Jordan for a TBW for to be watched, War of the Gargantuas War of the Gargantuas comoming soon to the bonus feed. Just fire up War of the Gargantuas and just get rolling, just try and escape into a world of giant Gargantss Uh Steve, are you a member of like a loyalty program? like you collect points Delta Delta That's the one, right? Someone just sent me a screenshot and I don't know if this is real, but it said Seniors can now fly fly business class for the price of economy. No way. And when it said seniors, it said in parentheses fififty five and over Wow. Wow, Re boys fifty seven. A A RPp. That's what happens. Two Gen Z bros sit down next to you you just call out for your homies. Orp, orp O people come to help you deal with their bullshit. Sure. I experienced something on that that long flight that I've never seen before. on this plane was a Polish airlines or something Once we took off, my dad made a lot of mean jokes about it. They did. I will not repeat here. They tinted the windows. It was a largely daylight We were going up and over. so it was like sunlight most of the time And I love to look out the window and it was blacked out Wow. L they just there' the sw You didn't have a button? No. Oh, because I flew I flew once, I think, on an airplane that had the windows, the tint and you press a button. I have that I've done that too. This one was like You're all gonna sit in darkness. We We've deemed this a darkness flight. Yeah. We've decided. Did you get any time to spend wereere you just working or did you get to like see Bulgaria? It was mostly just working. Okay. But I did go to London for a week afterwards. yeah because I hadn't been there since I was a teenageer. Awesome yeah. D you check out some of the birds they have there? Do they have these buses that are stories Oh, you should see the deckers on these buses. Pp ppp pp. Oh baby, let me get on the top decker Upper decker No. I got a guy who's horny for buses. That's the character I'm doing. Yeah And specifically for the big red buses the big redond bus bigig red London buses. I'm going to be on Saturday night Lve any day now Yeah my character. I think that's a guy who's horny for the London. level Dcker And you know what? let's say you get hired but then you get fired for using slurs. You'll be hosting soon or. I'll be hosting. Also left my Camera bag. haammer bag on the the tube, the subway Yeah from the airport to Paddington station. You probably have a nice station. You're probably a man with a nice camera. left my camera. shhit. Steve Ageie is a serious for this guy's a gifted photographer. What a lot There was so much stuff in that bag. Got to the hotel was getting out and was like, something seems wrong Oh my God, of all the bags The camera bag and I immediately knew it it's on It's on the subway. Did it ever return went back fate is still unlearned. wentent back and got Wow It was first much. They have these guys called cleaners when the subway stops because this was the end of the line like a friend they go on They walk they walk the subway. and if someone leaves shit, they pick it up. Can I tell you what? I live What the the sububway station nearest to my house is Heritage Square Station. You guys, I'm sure know it well. They're on the A line And At Heritage Square Station is the official Los Angeles Metro lost and found It's a whole building. It's a building. And you can't go in unless you lost something I have thought about I've truly, sincerely thought about losing something Just so I can go in and see what's going on. heist This is a heist move. Oh, I want to go in there so bad. Oh, it's just on the he the heist is two guys. what John lost Johnny Fa movies Club Boston And theyre both have the first first name. I realize. Oh one' Jhn Jhn one' Johnny. One's actually, I mean Johnny it's short for Jonathan. Right. John is just J J just John. Yeah. S. It's technically Yeah I'm good, and my movie pitch is good. Yeah, it's a good movie bititch. We're successful in the entertainment Everyone can agree on that fact. What kind of London shit did you get up to He did a show with Rich Fulture. Oh, cool. he's wear. You hadn't seen since he moved to London. lot of food, a lot of Sightseeing. Yeah. likeike, I hadn't been to London since the like London tourist shit is awesome. Like Big Ben, it's great. Hyde Park, everything it was so much fun and the weather was perfect Crown jewels Those the vrant swinging jewels those itchy burning jewels By the way, while you were telling that story, I looked over at your knuckles and it just s bal Ges and the balls I love that. My favorite London destination is that Sir John Sone Museum. You go to that? I did not. What's that the guy's house, have I already done the entire rundown on Jordan Jesie Gov wentin together. this is definitely one of the five stories, but it is a fantastic museum and you should go. This man invented indirect outdoor lighting for homes. So like where there's a skylight into a choute and the chute makes the light through into light windows. L Like reflects it into. Yeah, exactly Okay. And then he also he invented he invented instead of architects having to go to the classical world to study classical architecture and then return. He invented the idea of going to the classical world, making a scale model and bringing it back No one had thought of that. ammazing. He revolutionized the teaching of architecture by coming up with that idea And then also During a craze for Chiana see bought a crazy. He bought a mummy in a sarcophagus And it didn't fit through his front door. So he took off the entire facade of his house so he could bring the mummy inside knocked out most but not all of his second floor so that there was a viewing gallery for the mummy and then had a mummy party. he put the facade back on his house. but he he had to literally take the whole facade off the outside of his house. alsoso His there's a statue of his dog in his basement where he buried his dog So he this is his house. He lives there. He lives there. peopleople come and like he has a fucking sarcophagus party He had an I have a m part now and now it's a museum, but yeah. Yeah o. So he's not there like, you know, hanging going through the mail. He didn't invent scale models like in the seventies. Right. Is that what you were thinking wasn't thinking. Yeah. it could be because you just got back from Bulgariaas a mummy two couldould have gotten you know, like mummy undead powers. Yeah. It's possible he had a mummy undead powers. I I don't know. I don't know how I get those. I can't speak to that. Yeah. You could just you buy a mummy? I think then you could you could at the time. I mean think especially if you were British, I think it was But then it's yours and you can like just unwrap it and like They see what's in there. get out putut a little hat on Because it's burning Yeah. covered in peanut butter Is right Yeah. Everything's better if it's covered in peanut butter E Everything's better. I went to Boston to ride on a clipper ship. Yes. you and John Hodman, you were like the entertainment on a a some sort of Comedy boat Yeah, is that right Well It's an interesting, first of all, if John Hodgsman and I are on the boat, it's a humor boat at best, sure. Yeah Mark Evan Jackson. the wonderful and pleasant actor and improviser, Mark Evan Jackson, who folks would know from the goodood place and from Brooklyn niney nine. He's hold from a great deleted and a great deleted scene from Popstar. I think that's what we all know Mark Evan Jackson. the Nickor. Oh no great Hodms in the Nick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Mark Evan Jackson As a child was obsessed with sailing, even though he grew up in Indiana or something. Shere in the Midwest. So was I. And you were obsessed with sailing? I loved it. Yeahah. Did you go sailing or did you briefly out of a boat? I loved it. Yeah Mark Evan Jackson after college or perhaps during college spent his summers being a crew member of a wooden sailing ship,u in Maine And apparently In Maine, There is this tradition of a thing that is called wind jamming Which Ile director. Direct your eyes to the screen, Daniel filling in for Filam in for Christian today brought up a photo of Mark Evan Jackson from Insta in front of a wooden ship. It's true. notothing Jes' Jesse's story is not a lie. handsome. so trust Kevin wouldouldn't you trust him with wouldn't you trust him with your boat? Of course. So anyway Mark Eevin Jacks' not a pop star. I mean, come on. Obsessed with obsessed with wooden sailing ships. and of course, the art of improv travels travels the nation performing with Bueberirt. Um, But Mark Evan Jackson at some point like I don't know if this was a pandemic hobby or what I can't imagine that Mark Evan Jackson is a rich man. I mean, he's had some success as a recurring character on Brooklyn ninety nine playing Lieutenant Holt's husband. Yeah. But, you know, this guy isn't uh This guy isn't the star of ballistics X versus Sver. No You know what I mean? Yeah. that's, um U Lucy Lou. Antonio Banderis, maybe? What of the two? I think so So anyway, Mark Evan Jackson and two other people bought One of these boats. These boats are it's a schooner So it sleeps like twenty five or thirty people. So's not a huge it's a big boat, but not a huge boat. Yeah. Does that make sense? Yeah And the sleeping, it's not like on like a cruise ship where you get your own little hotel room It's it's basically Private bun You know, like it's not it's not like you you pull a curtain across. There is a little door But you would hit your head if you stood up straight. Do you have a little window, little portal? No, no little window portal because it is this is a wooden boat. So they're not putting they're not putting extra holes in Yeah,. You know what I mean? They got enough holes is. Yeah makes sense And Mark Ean Jackson is friend friends with Hodgeman. I met the man. I have a cordial relationship with him. I admire him and his work. He seems like a lovely man. I loved his boat. But reason I wouldn't say it's my friend. sure you know, Hodgman is a main entertainer now. He's full full time main humorist And so he invited John and me to go on this ship and ride on this ship as like the I mean, we didn't do a show like there's no facilities for us doing a show So it's like they're not putting in portals, or're not putting in a stage and a This is sort of like if like you were on a boat with Lynn Swan, the haall of Fame wide received from the Steelers. You know what I mean? It's just like there's a guy there that that shakes your hand on the way in. I think it you know, Steve, we're talking you' you're going to appear at some comicons and stuff. Yeah. There's like things at comic Cons where you could go behind a curtain and just like mill about with Elvira for an hour. you know? Yeah Yeah. kindind of like that. Yeah. You know, you got toa pull that curtain before you mill about with Elvirro. a beautiful cassandra wanted Pull the curtain. So you're not like but you're you're you're there to like Just be friendly but yeah, Just be friendly. ye, like a casino greeter. Okay. Like Mickey Mantle greeting people at the door of the Glden Nugget. Uhu And That's a great gig. I mean, it was that's awesome. You don't have to prep anything. just be pleasant funny. It We So we we flew out there. spent a couple, we did a show in Boston in Brookline, where Hodgman is from to cover my plane tickets and stuff. We hung out for a day or two at Hodsman's house in Maine. and then we got on this boat and we were on the boat for four or five nights It was a grand time I can't recommend wind jamming enough. Wind jamming. They don't it doesn't go into the ocean.. So it is the coast of Maine is all these like boats all these boats is all these islands and bays and little inland going in and out of the islands and bays. Exactly. Oh, that's cool. And it's a real wooden I mean, this ship was built in like the eighteenies sixties or something like that. I canember eighteen eighties, maybe. And just at some point In the like fifties, nobody needed wooden boats anymore and there was just a guy going around point Yeahah, I'll take that one U and and turning them into these sort of pleasure cruising vehicles, there's a captain, Captain Sam H At one point, Captain Sam was smoking a pipe while whirling the wheels. What we call Captain style. That's awesome He's like, I get it. P people want to see me do captain. Was he personon? He was the whale who took his leg. He did a lot of squinting. Squinting. He squinted a lot Fair bit of squinting. There's suunburned cheeks in those. Yep. There's gazing wistfully out at the horizon. Very handsome. T now U Not a notot a sixty five, you know, I'd be most comfortable with a sixty five year old captaining, but may like a forty year old. Oh, this is Captain Ron. This is a Captain Ron situation one hundred percent. Okay. then there is this crew of four three or four hands. first mate, first mate Maya and then some some hands that help her They are all J monumentally competent T six year old women Just these ladies that you would trust to fix your Volvo Um Pull on whatever rope is necessary. justust get a thing up Like sometimes Sometimes not types. Tpes you know tie a sheep shank. Sheep shank. Sheep shhankers. These fuckers can tie any goddamn knot there is. yell at a knot, they'll start tying. And they all they all are smiling and being nice to everyone though. That's what's incredible. What's the food situation like on thising question? You talking about Sheff Ian? Like what's going on in the galley? You Well you're talking about Cheffeean there. Sure. sureure. I mean, he's the one that's down in the galley, Well Cheff Ian's dad did seven years for bank robbery in Northern Ireland. loveo it. He U Chef Ian used to work in, you know, Michel Lin starred restaurants and he is opening a new restaurant probably in the fall in Maine Do have an Irish accent? He's got no,'s he's got an born in America. I think he may have been born in Ireland and raised. No accent on this guy a classic chef type guy. I mean, I'm talking about Al wearing a knitca, no matter what the weather may be. I'm talking about a lot of tattoos, talking about rolled up sleeves all the time I'm talking about all right. For you guys today, I made a that kind of thing I will show There's a big clang to clang the big about fifty. I don't know about fifty years old Very nice man.. He had a galley hand as well She was she was a very nice young woman. She made a Trace Lche's cake for us. I love it Great dessert. The food situation is Just fucking abundant und. I don't know how Cheffian does it I don't know what Cheffian's running from. I don't know how Cheffian ended up working on this boat rununning from But you wake up in the morning, you wake up pretty early. You wake up As soon as I go on land, the cops grabb Yeah set foot on land. Yeah. He's got He's grabbed by SWAT team guys. Got to stay in international waters Yeah have to Some of these main islands are actually like a seaand situation. Somebody occupied it and declared an independent nation. Of course. You wake up at like seven. You get up, everybody wanders up onto the deck. having a cup of coffee Fucking Chef Ian brings out a beautiful pastry that he's made for everyone. One time he had us had a sixteen or eighteen inch cast iron pan It was just one giant cinnamon bun. Okay, people are just reaching in there just slice on it up Oh my goy, it was unbelievable Steve, what's the longest you've been at sea That's a great question. We like to ask all our guests What's the longest they've been at sea and And we're talking about in a literal sense. I mean, like in a boat, not just emotionally or right Well, when my dad had My dad had a sailboat like a thirty two foot sailboat. Wow goo back and forth to Catalina and it And so that I think the longest I've ever Okay been on a boat was like a couple hours. Well, it's longer on a sailboat, but and you know, we would mor in the bay there. so probably you know, twenty four hours Did it have didid it have bunks on it? Did you sleep D don't really remember that's how young I was And then they they sold it and bought a cabin. I'm Catalena And we would do the regular just take the fail ships over. Yeah. N've never been to Catalina It's like city walk. Really? Yeah. So there's Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville. Joh Lvittz has a comedy club aump shrimp company. No, that's the one good thing about Kadleen. There's no like corporate like anything. There's no like Starbucks, no fast food. like No John Lovitz. No No Lovitz. No, John Lov. I would say his character on the critic says it stinks. But it's a quick cheap trip Keep trips. Yes. cheep, cheep a quick che sheep a tri. You know you need a quick a cheap trip trip Yes, cheap So like it's always packed. Yeah It's like it's like that kind of like like seat vacation town where it looks like a Taffy store in a little nautical bar Yeah. Yeah. But there is I think about Taffy I think it's really good. It is good. It's really likeue. Amazing. Great flavors. If like if you like texture, salt waterater Taffy. Get it in there. You're a real texture nut. Oh, I love it I think the cubs either the hub that used to I the white socks that used to this spring training on Catalina. I need to say the because the thegly. Yeahah, the Rriglely family are Los Angeles family that own the own the When's the last time you've done a boat thing in your life Probably Catalina for a wedding. About five or six years ago, okay Would you I get really bad sea sick. You don't feel the sea calling to you. No. I did. I did gets a little seasickle. There was rough weather the first day. Yeah. It's fucking crazy how Fast and intensely the weather changes in New England. this time of year. I was really stunned by it where there are like, I mean, you're also out on the water, so there's a lot more wind and stuff So like I'm like, oh, I better put on a fleece. Oh, I better put my windbreaker on top of my fleece. Wait a minute, is it eighty five degrees? Oh, now it's pouring rain. You know what I mean? Yeah U, but there was there was a few hours right at the beginning where we were really plowing through some choppy seas And during that time Your boy went downstairs and lay down on his bed and did a little sweating. Well he waited for the dramam meanine to kick.idn't throw Did't throw up Did't throw for you man. Held held it together. Lately, I've been taking dramamine just on a regular airplane I had never felt like I was going to need to use an air sickness bag or anything on an airplane And I almost always get a migrraine on an airplane, so I'm always suffering anyway One day I was just flying, I had a connecting flight and I was really feeling bad and I was in the airport in between And I just said, what can I buy at this airport store that might help me? And I just bought some dramamine and took it just because why not? And Fucking helps a lot That's what I do with Benadrome. I don't feel I don't feel awful when I take it. I feel pain if I get a migraine, but I don't feel like I'm gonna like sweat out my insides. I'm part of the migraine family too. I have condition called vestibular migraines which causes my vertigo, which is pretty much all the time. Yeah. But I don't get the headaches. get killer migraines as well, but I just definitely some crystals, ear crystals. No no, that's a whole different thing. This is like a neurological You treat this with crystals, correct It like a roast. Actually, that would probably help. Gwyneth Palchro has a great website for crystal Mad Yeah. U Hey, you guys want to take a little break. Lets order some meth from Gwyneth Th we'll come back, we'll take apart a dishwasher And we'll do some more podcasting. We'll be back in just a second on the show, Jordan Jicko in Its Jordan Jesse Go, I' Jes Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morse Boyy detective. Jordan. Yes Every first of all, thank you to the members of Maximum Fund U We just recorded a new episode of our show, TBW to be watchatched. Yes. You'll hear a snippet of it in the regular feed if you're not already a member. If you are a member, when you hear that snippet, you can go listen to the whole thing. It is about what was the name of this movie? The War of the Gargantuas. It's about two gorillas. Yeah.' vampires. One is made of seaweed And their one is called Frankenstein. 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This is I mean usually what these are for Jesse. the best, you know, some of the best use cases are plu plug in someone's podcast, pluging a band. Wishing somebody a happy birthday. Yeah, abbsolutely, wishing somebody a happy birthday who you know listens This is just The listener yelling the other listeners. Yeah And we'll read that too. I don' read it here Give us a hundred dollars. We'll do it Listen up nerds. If you're talking to a fucking normie and mention the show and they ask, oh, what kind of podcast is that? you reply Jordan Jesseie Go is better experienced than exxplained. M. But he might help to also say comedy podast. J say it's a fun chat show. It's a fun comedy podast. And then you can say JJ Go is better experienced than explain Soke smoke bomber whirl your cape or whatever. disappear. Where do you think there's a couple of Gargantuas? They didn't have capes. Weere we watching the same movie? Gargantuas have capes? What are we? I remember We didn to watch it again. 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And of course, if you are shopping for a gift for somebody this summer, perhaps for a wedding gift perhaps for birthday gift perhaps because you love someone and you'd like them to have something beautiful in their life. Go to the put this onn shop at put thisnshop. comot What's the best thing you've put in there recently? would you say Well, Jordan, I do have a size extra large touched by an angel commemorative crew jacket. Wow I hope someone buys that. And I got. I got some giant Spider Mans and Batmans that I bought in Mexico. This sounds gorgeous Uh, and I got I got it I also bought it from the same pile of crew jackets I found. I bought Cruw jacket from the movie Bounce. Okay. That is signed with many thanks. BA and GP. That's Gyneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck. He. Isn't that nice? sounds like theseese are legit collectors' items I'm only charging eighty dollars for this touch by angel jacket I can't imag it on. How is no one Has no one bought How has no one bought a touched by angel jacket from me yet? I don't know, it's beautiful. And then I have a lot of really beautiful Mexican silver and stuff. so If you go byy the beautiful things as well, somethingomething forever Lets put this on shop d. com. oK. we'll be back in a second on Jordan Jessico L It's Jordan Jesse Go. I am Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy detective. Steve Ageie, double Decker bus pervert. Oh yeah. That's already Jordan's thing, Steve. Jordan's the one out here fucking these buses.'re pe in the pod, baby. Cp in, Jesse, It's fun here in the pod. Oh traveling. We hung out at the Excalibur one night in Vegas. We did, That was really b Yeah, Steve and I were both in Vegas at the same time for different things. and we figured it out from social media And we met up at the excalibur at one of those bars where they're intentionally mean to you What? Yeah, Yeah. Like fuck barsity like in. No, no, you went there, Jesse. You didn't say anything. Nobody' we didn't say anything about my wife's getting fucked. Yeah that mean. It's a little a little chairs? Its bunch of little chairs? It's one of those likeick Dick's last resort or something where they like have plan slams that they do to you and they come over at the table. I truly don't know what you're talking about. You keep saying that like that's something I would naturally understand. I know there's like a hot dog restaurant that's famous for doing that in Chicago. This is like it's more of a chainey experience. There's not' sitting at the bar and like every now and then they'll like bring a paper hat that they made that says something really shitty about you on it. so you can't read it. it's rude ye. that was happening. They were bringing over mean hats for us. It was and it was this was like when there was a season of Peacemaker airing, I think. Yeah. And a guy would come over and be a dick and then he would come over and go like Hey, I love the show. and it was really cute. I was like this rules. It was funny. And like kind of anyyway. Yeah. Fun times. That does sound nice. We had a good time But we're gonna to listen to some phone calls. Yeah Yeah Yeah, You don't want to? You want to do something else? You know What do you want to do? I was just gonna say that you guys are peas in the pod And u Pete in the pod Pete in a pod Pet in a pod o. It's kind kind of similar. Yeah I don't know. I don't know. Let's listen to some calls two z six nine eight four four fun or JJ go at maximumfund dot org dot for your voice memos. Here's one telephone call we received Probably a momentous occasion, but you know what? Christians out this week And Daniel Spear, all he knows is the names of the MP three files that Christian sent over. So we're going to find out. We're going to find out what it is This one's called Garf Review. This one's called Garfview. We all know what this is gonna be. If you're keeping score at home, this one's called Garf Review MP three. So this is going to be an MP three file. notot an M four A FF. You think it's a WAV? Absolutely not Hey, Jordan, Hey Jessy, Hey guys calling in with your classic segment, reviewing Jordan's new comics. I just read Baby Garfield beach and I gott to give this five out of five stars. It was an incredibly funny comic and really, really cute Great jokes and great art. Thanks a lot, guys Have a good one I mean, we've already we've already covered this, but when I went to the comic book store to buy Baby Garfield, number three There was just a sign that said, We're sold out of Baby Garfield. Don't ask. No garf I did your art. The art in Baby Garfield is by Tin Fam, Eisenner Wintertin Fam. He did a brilliant memoir called Family Style. about his family immigrating And then kind of their life as told through food. It's really beautiful. Was it familyamily style PH AM? He said he put the Kabos on that. He said that's what they wanted to call it. He's like guys was thown out at some point. Yes.. So it's just called familyamily style. It's really great. And I was like, I got his number. I texting him. I'm like, Hey, man, you want to do a garfield? And he did. Wh was really cool. I've got a baby Garfield coming up. Oh yeah. Art by Jim Lee. Wow. So he's gonna have huge tits. Yeah you get so many guns. Yeah. like strapped to parts of his body He's got This guy's got a gun strapped to his huge pendulous ball. I don't hate that. L some gimly art. I mean, it sounds al right to re. Baby Garfield, number three. Yeah, if you can get it, I don't know. it sounds like it's sold out basically everywhere and it's going to be very valuable someday. But you know what? go to your comic book store in case you can get one because this is going to be a good investment. Oh yeah A you should sell them on the Max fun site? Oh yeah, maybe. We'd rather not something Yeah We don't want to be associated with cats who are rude. Do you when you when you talk to the When you talk to the Garfield people What do they have to say about Heathcliff? They say we are distancing ourselves from the nonsensical humor of Heathcliff. I don't know, I just be interested to know if they got a relationship, if they were talk. Yeah. Not Heathliff and Garfield obviously, they' fional characters Garfield Garfield stays within the Ham limit, of course, if know that Garfield stays within the Hm limit. Did you see that? D you see Heathcliff this week where they're all just saying yam. I did say that No Yeah. if you're familiar with how weird Heathcliff is. No. It's gotten weirder It's been weird for a couple of years now. Yeah, yeah yeah. Yeah, it's been some it's been some years and this this new Heathcliff is just u Well, the thing is is that these guys are I'll show Steve Aie I all new ownership Yeah, the it's like the nephew of the original guys And he is U a kind of a brilliant weirdo And the comics make no sense and they're all I laugh at Yeah, they're the only thing that's left for me it would like You remember that movie The Aristocrats? Yes That's now it's that for me, but it's it's just for some reason, Heathcliff is leaving the house in a yam costume And then all the birds around there are just saying Yeah Steve, when we met in Vegas, am I wrong? Were you there to do stand up at a wrestling match? Yeah. Howd it go? Well I don't know if it was WrestleMania weekend, but there was a big WWE event. And my friends, Ryan and Nick Nemeth, who are both wrestlers They will usually go out for these weekend long events And they're both very funny and do stand up. And so they will book a venue outside of the event and just advertise it and like It's largely wrestling fans who are amazing. like Really rowdy, but like in the best way, like really fun shows. But yeah, I was there for that. and you were there for pk rock bowling, I think. Yeah, yeah, that's something I do well they didn't do it this year. but yeah most years I have some sccumbag buddies who I meet in Vegas for a three day celebration of the punk rock of the late eighties and early nineties. and but I I think we actually met up though before the the excalibire Roy Choys We did, Y friend.. Boy, that was good It was a real good meal I went candlepin bowling with Hodgeman. Wow. How tr, that sounds awesome. This is like a type of bowling that is only exists in certain parts of New England. It is not to be confused with duck pin bowling, which is also maybe only exists in certain parts of New England.owling. So they're small They're skinny and straight like a candle. If you imagine a candle I am. I'm imagin They're skinny and straight And then the ball is about the size of maybe a softball and you really huck it in there. you get three rolls. And you get three rolls and this bowling center in Ellsworth, Maine that Hodgman loves. Hodggeman loves it because It was just For a long time, it was just this one lady And she like got it from her grandparents. She was like twenty four or something like that And she couldn't get insurance to cover other employees being in there because of the equipment Like the equipment was too hard to ensure if any other person was allowed in there. In strray balls hitting people and stuff. So it was just this one lady and her bowling alley. could lose an arm in the pin resetter your arm off. Exactly. and this bowling alley Like, you've never been in a jenkie or bowling alley in your life but there is also just all these like handmade signs by the lady that owns the bowling alley about how much she appreciates everyone coming in. I love it.. And also fucking Candlepin bowling is fun as shit because it's fun to throw the sp ball super hard, which you can't really do with a bowling ball So you don't you're not restricted to underhand. Can you like sidearm it? You're like sort of yeah you're well, you're sort of submarining it. Yeah L like you're skipping a stone. You're not rolling it. Yeah, it's more like it's more like a DanQuizinry on a kind of thing. DanQuizinbererry. Yeah. it's like a dan I know that reference. Holy shit. Yeah, it's like a Dan CQuizenberry And what's duck pin bowling? Duck pin bowling is it looks like a little duck I think there I think it's also three rollles pin the pin looks more like a regular bolt but is a little different. Okay Yeah I think it looks like a duck's head looking straight up Right? Let's look let's look at the internet Is Hotr in full time Maine now? He's well, he's sort of full time man. hisis wife is retiring from teaching so Pin bowling, they look like they look like little chonky boys. Oh, that's funny. They little They' little stumper chky boys. They look like a p What showed They looked like a pee showat hanging in the window showed little little thick dicks. Yeah, I think Hodgeman is I think Hodgman is trying out a full main lifestyle. I mean, it's beautiful up there. Jealous. You can see the appeal You know what I mean G Got some nice neighbors and stuff that come over for dinner hang whereere do you fly into when you're going He flies into Maine. I know, but like I flew to Boston. Aangor, Portland, Portland Portland Airport is a great airport. I'll tell youah. I'll tell you why. When you were there, did you get any trading cards from dogs? Yeah. so when I was there, and just hanging out with my friend John Hodgsman talking about is lunch with Dave Foley, where they talked about UFO's the whole time Be hyden, if look. If you're out there and you're interested in fucking something from a time life book from the seventies, U and that's your special interest. Have lunch with Hotchman because he'll talk to you about it forever But we're talking about Dave Foley and Dave Foley's different thoughts about UFOs. And then this dog comes up to us We're like, who had a fucking dog in the airport? You know, dogs usually aren't in the airport unless they're in a little carrier. Yeah And this man says, wouldould you like to pet a dog to which we said Please and thank you, yes U was it free? We started petting this dog F first pets free and then they get your h. your h the peanut butter. little little m on the mummy It all makes sense. It all makes sense. Everything's o. We're petting the shit out of this. J you're allowed to pet it as long as you want like this is like like an airport Distressed dogs like a m in It's like it's like a mental health dog for the airport Then it's finally it's time for this dog to go. We probably I mean, literally we probably petted this dog for ten minutes. You know what I mean? Maybe even fifteen minutes. We had a long I love it. a long time in the airport there. loveove it We've penn this dog for a long time finally time for the dog to go. rununs over your toes. The dog runs right over your toes The dog's minder, the dog's minder says, would you like a trading card He gives us a baseball card of the dog With it stack with Do they have stacks on? That's on the back Thats on the back. what a good boy he isif Jbus is, you know spot GB for There's a collector edition of that card where you can see it's boner. L like the C three FiO card. We We got the refractor Yeah Did you When I the one time I went to Maine was for a convention and somebody brought up xy the soda. Yeah They're like, have you ever tried moxie? I was like, I don't know what that is and And they're like Some people say it's the first soda ever made in the United States first so ever I was like, no, I'd love to try it. It definitely before they figured out how to make soda. It was fucking horrible. Yeah It tastes really good battery acid, man. Yeah, it tastes really bad. I ate some grape nut ice cream. That's another sort of Northeastern maine. I don't hate the sound of that. And you know why you don't because the shit is pretty good. It is like a sweet cream ice cream rather than a vanilla ice cream. So the whole thing has a little bit of a buttery quality to it. It's a little malty from that. And the freezing the Grape nuts in the ice cream gives them a really excellent texture It really captures them at that perfect moment in between break your teeth and glue It is so essential to the successful eating of grapenut. Yeah Is this branded from the Grape Nutets Corporation? No, is this is made at parlors across the great state of Maine and in certain parts of Massachusetts and New Hampshire. and why not is my understanding. But generally, especially in Maine Um and shout out to Pug nuts That's the one that we went to. Pug nuts We had a great time eating that grapenuts ice. Love it. Oh my God. Content TK on Judge John Hodgman's social channels Make sure to subscribe there. I got to get up there called me left me a voicemail. Yeah, we were in the car just talking about what a great guy Steve Ajie is. Always happy. Sending voice memos to Steve Ajie. I think we have another call and judging by the file name that Christian gave it, I think be about checking off. It was Pugnuts.. Pug. Yes Hey Jon, Hey Gie. this is Mike calling you from Washington, DC signature segment of cheese works up with them I just saw a local te my neighborhood wearing a t shirt that said fe from the edge and I'm gooomy I didn't believe I read it by that first person I Googled it. And sure off of it. you sure it help Thank J. while you guys, Be All right, so gooning is like ranking it for a long time. Yeah, it's kind of like endurance masturbation where you kind of see how long you can go Yeah, and and apparently all teens are doing it all the time all they do. I mean in a certain way h we have a u picture of a te with that slogan up here on the screen, courtesy of Daniel. U and this has a wolf manan on it kind of a furry style of first suit style wolf manan And the Wolf manan is is is crying to the moon. Howling is the verb I was looking for. The wolf Man is howling at the moon Like he's a powerful sexual monster beast from all the gooning that he's done. I think a reference to the Creed song too. It's a reference to Daniel says a reference to the Creed song which is sort six feet from the edge and I'm gooning.. Well, I wouldn't take you for a big Creed guy. knowing what I know about. It's sort of become a meme on the internet. I'm scam free from on the edge and I'm sinkingam. to be like, Hha, Creed is funny. Okay Let's play Creed when we're doing something because it's so serious. Right. We'll be silly. Okay. play Yeah. I'm love I love quQit too, Jenie. Why would you want to fucking take your time Usually it's just like, I can get this done and get on with my day. Well that's because you're focused on productivity. which is that's totally understandable. You're an adult man, you have adult man's responsibilities So you are focusing on U You're focusing on TCB R. Yeah, yeah I think these young people They're focused on it's like how they say, you know, if you want to get s a young person, a gift, you want to give them an experience They're focused on experiences more than material goods ake them to an ostrich farm or something. Well,' know you're supposed to stop them from jacking off. You seeen those things? boom. You'd be suris They're all legs. You'd be surprised If You go to an ostrich farm, you'd be surprised how many fellowas are there goonin Sure I you know, like some of the ostriches besides. Yeah 've been to one up by, um Santaella. what's what was that that town called with the windmills. Oh, sure. I know it' It's like a it's like a Dutch themed town in central California Yes, soving. Soving.. They have an ostrich farm there and it's disturbing. You know, there was an ostrich farm right in Lincoln Heights, Los Angeles, the very neighb very self same neighborhood in which I live There were adjacent an ostrich farm and an alligator farm right on Lincoln Park. That's a true story. In modern times. This is until like the sixties. Okay sixties seventies, something like that. they play closed down. likeike they would rent out crocodiles for the movies and the whole nine yards. needed to get rid of a mistress. take her down there. Wasn't there a time when like ostrich meat was supposed to be a thing? like it's the meat of the future. EMus? Maybe Eus. I No Astroburgers sold ostrich burgers. Oh yeah might still do it. Have you ever had one? Yeah In the nineties I had one. How was it? It was fine. I mean it's like a turkey burger or something. ret lean. It was the nineties. I mean you could just go to the Kuckaroo You couldn't get Ostrich th U I saw one of the, you know, like how like a like a like a hip coffee shop, an Instagramy coffee shop will have like a neon sign. you're supposed to take your picture by And it usually says like You go girl boss or something? U I saw one that said O dou go on going onward too close So it looks like it said Odooon. I'm like do you know do they know or are they trying to get the anyway I don't know, talkalk to me after I've had my caffeine. Sure. Don't talk to me until I've had my gooning. Daniel is that a shirt? L and see look on T public and see donon't talk to me until I've had my gooning is a shirt. it You know the fucking Mclroys have already said that. Oh they probably have. They probably have fucking Yeah, they beat us Justin They beat us Justin probably already said that. Um Dad did you did you did you pet the ostrich? Do you feed the ostrich? You feed it. like they have those dispensers and they give you like this scooper And you've hold it up and they annihilate it in about half a second. you' right I guess I got to pay for more of this and Yeah, you know what? Honestly If I'm in a petting zoo or what have you I don't really care how much the food costs. I'm gonna buy some of it and feed it toem. That's the most fun thing in I don't care if they bite me. It doesn't matter what the animal is. It get to death. I could you could be I could be at a petting zoo and they'd be like, you want to buy a steak for the tiger? And I'd be like sureure. I'll I'll feed a steak to a tiger. Can I can I put it in one of those? You know how you take like a craft paper bag and you roll the top down a little bit so it looks like a rolled sleeve. Yeah God and there's anake in there and you feed it to the tiger. One of my favorite genres of like YouTuber or TikTok videos are the ones of like families and they've got a dash cam and they're going through like one of those like a saari drive through and the animals are just like reaching in for the food and they are all screaming and crying. Love those. Lve them. Yeah Uh, Where do you where does that Where do you go to one of those? There used to be one in Southern California called Lion Country Safari. Yeah in Irvine. Yeah, I think there's something like that at the San Diego Zoo. I think there's a saafari Tw San Diego Zzoo elements. One is a zoo zoo And one is a drive through it in a thing animals running around you, Jurassic park type situation. So by Jurassic park situation, you mean all the power goes out and there's rapttors and there's door handles Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you like look off at something in the distance and yeah, you kind of look up with awe andice all the time. You're constantly awed by different things. they give you a little they give you a little cup of water Um, Do do your kids do the zoo, Jessse? Is that Is that a family thing y'all can do I took When I went to San Diego, I took my daughter Sarlet to San Diego. And u What's nice about San Diego is There are a lot of different There's a lot of different bullshit to pursue in San Diego justust a lot of silly tourist bullshit that is a pretty good quality. Like you look, you want to go on a fucking submarine. they got two What They got two submarines in an aircraft carrier and they got the boat from master and Commander. All just sitting there waiting for you to get. I thought you made at the zoo. you would go on the submarine. I was like, what? It's not an animal And then you pay to feed the submarine pellets and it just snatches it right out of your hand. They got the beach in San Diego. They got Balba Park, which is one of these giant parks designed by is it Frederick Law Holmestead? I don't know. The guy that designed Central Park in Golden Gate Park in San Francisco and so forth. It's a solid park man. And it' it's a really nice park. The best the best part that I the best parts of that park that I visited were Giant model train layout. just shout out to an entire building full of fucking model train and old men just adding things to it Like one of the biggest old manen model train club buildings I've ever been in my life, mayaybe the biggest Just I love these old nerds It'sust seventy year old nerds just gluing things together And then they got this like, they got this area that was It was like for If were a world exppo or a global exposition of some kind, A Pan Pacific exposition maybe in the twenties or something built all these little bungalows for all the nations of the world And they've kept them as that since then. So it's just like a little bungalow that's, you know, smaller than the studio that we're sitting in right now. I mean, these are like you know, two hundred square foot bungalows or something And you go in there and there's just a man ready to hand you a little pamphlet about Luxembourg just there's no it's, you know, maybe some of them they might have a few examples of like folk clothing hanging on the walls or like gin tourism posters or something sometimes they might like Some of them they have like like you go in the Greek one, they might have like a little tray of Costco Baklava that you can eat. O nice. You know what I mean That is that is pretty great And then we went to the San Diego Zoo. The. San Diegozu is amazing, but I'll recommend this to you If it turns out that your child will want to be there for seventy five minutes, do not pay the sixty five dollars it cost to get in That would be my recommendation to you. Don't drop the one fifty or whatever for two people to go in. If after an hour, your child is done any activity including the San Diego Zoo It is a nice zoo I mean, you know, they used to have the San Diego Wild Animal park, which I think was one of those drive through things. That's I think it the other part is monkeys and get a good TikTok. I think there's a zoo part and the drive around part. Yeah. By the way, is Luxembourg still a thing Oh, you didn't hear She died. No, that's the whole thing. You never hear about Luxembourg anymore. That's. Everybody's like Andora, Andora, Andora Andora. Okay, listen guys, we've been talking for a while. It's a kind of we've been doing kind of a podcast gooning here. Yeah Let's take a break hit our refractory periods and then come back and finish it up. Can I tell you something before we go There was a cat on the boat and its name was Fiji because the captain got it in Fiji. That's great. She was very nice. She was twelve years old and anyone could pet her. That's very nice We'll be back in just a second on Jordan Jesse Go L, love Hey, Max fun listeners. It's me, Jackie Kacishan. I have a podcast with Laurie Kil Martin. sayay Hi Laurie. Hi, Jacqueline. Hi Max fun listeners. But very formal. We have a podcast and it's about stand up comedy and how much we love it and how much we dislike some of it. So listen to that podcast. It's called the Jackie Laurie Show new episodes every Wednesday that gives us plenty of time to decompress from our comedy weekends and discuss things with sane level heads. No, it doesn't. If you are a woman our age or a man our age, or you know what? any person of any age, I think you'll enjoy your Jackie and Laurie showow on maximfun dot orgot Are you a celebrity Are you searching for meaning, connection, and a little levity these days I'm Camella Nanciiani, actor, writer, and yes celebrity too And I've got four words for you. Bullsey Jesse Thorne Are you tired of junkets it's sick of the endless spicy snacks you have to eat Do you want to connect with someone who gets your work Would you a little Join me, Andre three thousand, Tom Hicks, Tina Feay, and many more and become a guest on Bullseye with Jesse Thorne from NPR and maximum fun No, No Its Jordan Jesse Go I' Jes Thorne America'sadioeeteart. Jordan Morris boy, detectivive. Steve AG. President of Luxembourg. Really we were no one know while we were on break, no one will ever know. Duly elected. sure. No one will ever know that you became president of Luxembourg. They'll never check. You're just saying no one will ever know that you're president of Luxembourg because no one listens to this show that you just no So then they just won't check. Yeah And that they'll repeat it to people at parties like, Oh, you know Steve Age from Peacemaker. He's president of Luxembourg You know, only once in a while, we'll hear something from Steve Aie about something that happened underan Jess ago And you know what I think to myself h It may be true that Steve AG is the only person that listens to our show, but I definitely listen.s still worth it. Yeah, worth it.th the cap I would make an entire podcast just for Steve We're now the capital of Luxembourg. I believe it's Luxem city. Yeah. No one will check No one will check. No one's going to fact check. It could be true be a lie. Would you rather live in Luxembourg andora or Monaco tough one actually. because you're a big sheep guy. so that's a big bonus point for Andora Maybe Andora. You love a greatnd Monico Monaco seems a little bit too Snobby Okay. Yeah, you're more of a kind of a clock punch in Yeah you're a blue dog. You don't need a guy. You don't want to have to Yeah tip some chips to a cuper. N dog. N dog.ppp You've got evening clothes though You've been to the Emmys. I haven't. No, th. Tonys? Nope. What's the? I went to the GladD Awards once. Oh, what' you wear to the Glad Awards Don't remember. it was a suit though. Oh, you were a homosexual man on television. You and Brian Bose were boyfriends on television for Yeah We got nominated and lost two Ugly betetty Oh, ye I mean, you know, I can understand, you're too straight guys That's true. I mean, while your characters were positive representations and very funny, I'd give it to somebody a gay person playing a gay person at the end of the day That's when I met you. You interviewed me and Brian for Sound of Young America. And It's true. It's fun. Okay. In Korea toown. My apartment in Korea toown. How was the food at the Glad Awards I think it was pretty good. I bet better it is. I'll tell you this, I went to the uh, equality California U M between equality California awwards Pretty good food. prettyty good good food. Okay. Pretty good food, cool But hey, points is all this is all points for points for equality. How's the food of punk Rck Bowling? There is. You know what? punk Rck bowling. Yeah. It's like, you knowffy's. It's huh Jheffy's there. Sheheffy is there. Yeah. exxactly. cannot leave the festival grounds. He has to be helicoptered out of there There is a like, it's like a food truck village situation. And not bad The guys I go to punk rock bowling with are not interested in the food part of Vegas, and it's always frustrating to me. They don't Because the food is good in Vegas and to me that should be part of the fun. There's like a lot of there's a lot of like Wolfgang Puck has a restaurant in Vegas and Grant A Chatz has a restaurant in Vegas and Roy Choi has a restaurant in Vegas Yeah, etera, et cetera. That should be that should be part of it, I think. goingo going into some of the Guys I go to this with don't care. They don't want to do it. They just want to Go to the thing and be at the thing Which I get, you know, we paid to be the thing, you should be at the thing So I'm always like, eh, this is the eating's not going to be a pain in the ass There's a lumpia truck punk rock bowling The fucking rules. and every year I'm like G gototta go to that lumpia truck. And I don't know, I can't eat that three days straight, but Once or twice, the lumpia trro could you get rules. Could you get lumpia one day in Adobo the next day? You could. What's lumpia It' like like a Filipino egg roll. Yeah It's like an egg roll for Filipino. And the ones out this truck fucking forget about it. They're really good. I wish I could remember the name. Did you know that E forty has his own ra Vallejo California rapper E forty has his own brand of frozen Olympia? I didn't know that. Yeah for. For for sa fucking Walmart and jit All right, Okay I get some llyumpia on this. It's probably the number one frozen Olympia in America. gototta be. 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