Moment of Shame and Sunflower Seeds

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free. Unto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and socks and run you . It's Jordan Jessie Go, I am Jesse Amer Ficoreigna's radioeet Shewart. Jordan Morris Boy Detective. Oh, hi, Jordan. How are you? I have some material for our hit segment read it on the Internet Material, my favorite . Yes. Otherwise, we would have to do things in our lives to talk about eh , but why do that when a listener whose name I'm gonna say was ten million tiny ducks? It was something like that I'm, not logged into Reddit right now, was nice enough to send this. By the way, I'm just gonna go ahead. I'm going to take this opportunity, Jordan to bring our guest into this conversation because she might have to do it. She might have a point of she's a standup comic. Beloved regulat tooor. You know, you can with the beloved regulars, you just you push them right in the pool. Now, Jordan, it's her first time at the new office and she parked in the wrong parking garage. We had to find her, and she has an Android phone, so she couldn't drop me a pen. No. Kimberly Clark, hi, Kim. How are you guys? How are you? Kim is uncomfortable anytime she's outside of Burbank, Jordan. That's just the reality . Especially at night, like downtown is, you know, and then you talked about the naked man . So like I already had anxiety coming here. Yeah, so there was Jordan when I came into the office, there was a fully nude man laying on the sidewalk out front straight as a rod face down . Okay . Then sort of rolling on his back. I was like sort of like rolling back and forth a little bit like if you had a pretzel stick in a pan and you were shaking the pan to because you were browning the pretzel stick in the broiler butter . Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Basically. Anyway, so I offered to go get Kimberly Clark in case the guy was still there. I'm sitting I'm sitting where sitting by the good the right parking garage , Kimberly Clark parked in a whole other parking garage she heard it's the jewelry parking jewelry parking garage. All right, so this is what it says on this is what it says on the internet. The subject, this is from R slash dating advice . It says Is my perpetual stew really a turnoff ? Okay . Hey , I don't need to hear too much more. I'll probably just go ahead and guess yes . Hey everyone, I previously posted here for help with my apartment decor and got some great feedback but it seems I didn't cover all my bases and need some more advice I did look back at this person's first of all, this person is in the comments having a great fucking attitude. So I just want to give a shout out to this person. Their account is deleted , but they're you can see their posts still, their replies to people's replies and they're fucking taking notes , not being weird and shitty about any of it. And it was the same about their post about how they had I think it was like fifty or seventy pictures of this one lady from the K pop group Blackpink. Okay up. And so they had taken down most of those. I think it's a he, I think he had taken down most of those. Okay . So the original post was like, Are my thousands and thousands of pictures of the one lady from the KPO group a turnoff to potential ? And people said yes. And then this person went ahead and took action. I would probably also say yes. Yeah . The general solution the general situation is that I maintain a perpetual stew in my apartment using a sort of solar assisted insulated pot and a small electric heater when it's too cloudy. I've had it going for just under a year. It started out as an experiment when I first discovered the concept and thought it would be fun to try out. I had a lot of fun setting it up, making it look nice and continuing to enjoy the process . I even named it Stubber and designed a lid attachment that looks like a little top hat . It's not trashy in appearance or anything. I make jewelry for a living and I'm generally pretty good with aesthetics . But I had a date over recently with most of my wall art removed and replaced with more normal stuff, so that wasn't a factor . And it bothered pictures of people from BTS. Yeah . And it bothered her normal stuff. It bothered her for some reason. The date went well, I thought. I cooked dinner, we watched a movie, and we made out on the couch for like thirty minutes or so. But then yeah, the next day we called and the energy was obviously a little off . I asked her what was wrong, she admitted the stew was a turn off . She thought it made the apartment smell like a medieval tavern , which is kind of the point . And she couldn't quit looking at it when we were making out. I told her I didn't want to get rid of it because I worked hard on it and enjoy it as a hobby. And we haven't been dating long enough for me to change something that's significant for her So I'm just wondering if this would generally bother women or if this girl was just an isolated incident . Am I gonna have to get rid of this too, . Okay, I think I need more information on the perpetual stupid this is like a stock with beef and vegetables that's just always simmering and never eaten. Yeah, I don't even know the ingredient. It gets eaten. Okay, so I did some research, Jordan. Thank you. Yeah . This is inspired by places like medieval taverns , but also there are trad itions of this type in Japan , among other places . And it is essentially a stockpot that is always going . So there are various kinds , but it is that like rather than like finish up your food and get to the bottom of it and pour the last bit out and wash out the pot and start a new soup tomorrow , it is that it is always on the heat and it is always being added to . And so it is a sort of slurry of the various foods that have passed through your life. A remembrance of things for example, let's say you had some Madeline's in your youth. You remember particularly fondly I throw that in the stew. Throw them in the stew and the odor will remind you, Marcel Prest , of the medieval tavern in which you were born and raised. Wait, is this a savory stew or a sweet stew? This is a savory stew. I don't think they put Pruss Madeline's in there, but I'm just saying I think the idea is that it is like a fun project to always be tending to this stew sort of like a kombucha or a sourdough starter or even a wine, I guess. Yeah. And there's some disagreement about how safe it is . It's clear that it's got to always stay at like two hundred degrees. Everyone seems to agree you got to keep it at two . Is it just on the stove ? So it's usually in like a stock pot I mean like in sometimes it's on the stove in a stockpot, sometimes it's in the crock pot . This guy sounds like he has a specialized situation that involves a I couldn't tell if this was like he's heating it with solar power or he's converting the solar power into electricity that's running a burner of some kind that's then heating it. I'm worried that it's the first. I'm getting an image of Gargumel . It is a sort of a Gargumel kind of life project. Yeah, yeah. Sure. And you know, I mean, if the woman he's dating is a smurf lover . She doesn't want to come in and see a pot full of dead smurfs . I mean if I loved soup , yes , which I like soup. I think I probably have a rough ly fiftieth percentile opinion of soup. You don't love soup? I don't love soup. I like soup. Yeah, Kim, I think you've talked about a lot. Yeah, yeah. I have a love for soup. So I could see myself getting involved in a project like this because I do love as much as I only like eating soup , I love making sou ps and stews. Yeah. Anything that I can make in the slow cooker that belongs in the slow cooker . Like I'm not trying to make trucker meals where you plug this slow cook er in the passenger seat of your big rig and then by the time you get to Tuscaloosa you've got fried chicken that you cooked in the slow cooker somehow. Right . But for stews , for a braised meat , I love the slow cooker. I know that like fancy fancier cooks want me to do it in a Dutch oven on top of the stove or even in the oven. But I love it. I love putting it in there and coming back eight hours later. I got to say something about slow cookers and crock pots, especially crock pots . I think everything you cook in a crock pot tastes like crockpot. I don't care what the ingredient is . It's gonna taste like crockpot . Well, that's the perp that's the premise of the perpetual stew. I mean, that's what they're shooting for is your like crockpot flavor. So okay, I'll give you an example I'll give you an example here, right? Okay. Parallel example . So I have some in laws visiting this coming weekend. A couple of them don't eat red meat, a couple of them don't eat wheat . That took out all of my dinner ideas. I got to cook dinner for ten . I'm like, What doesn't have those things in it, but it still is a dinner ? My wife says, Well, what about tacos? And I said, well, but I would usually be inclined to make those with red meat. But then it occurred to me. I was like, oh, I could make carnitas in the slow cooker, which I do from time to time. And I went and looked online to see a recipe that Kenji Lopez Alt friend of Judge John Hodgman, internet friend of mine has for Carnitas . And you know, his carnitas recipe is a little heavy on seasoning, but that's fine. Some people like 'em to taste like orange juice . And one of the things about cooking carnitas is you cook them in fat , right? Carnitas are slow cooked in a giant kettle, like a giant copper kettle full of fat . And when you poach the meat in the fat, I don't know if that's the right c ooking for but when you cook when you slow cook the meat in the fat , you get all the flavor of the carnitas that have gone before . All that browning flavors the fat. And so one of the big things that Kenji was trying to deal with is like if you're not cooking in a giant kettle that you're cooking for twelve straight hours in , you can't just put lard into a bowl and then put your meat in the lard because the lard doesn't taste like anything because it doesn't have the browning from all the past meat that has been cooked and does that make sense ? And so the perpetual stew is an attempt to achieve that depth of flav or that comes from excessive cooking over the course over the course of in this case many months . But what is I, mean , I'm thinking it's gonna be like a hot smoothie , like a hot beef smoothie. I mean , yeah, I would have turned that down . Yeah. Everything you would put into it with texture eventually become the same texture. But that's the thing, that's what is good. If you think of think of like an Irish beef stew , you know , like this was my this was my stepmother's top recipe, my stepmother an Irish woman . And she would cook a beef stew . And you think of like the thickening that you get from the flour that you've cooked into it and the tomato paste or whatever. And the potatoes, you know, some of the starch from the potatoes thickens up everything . And so it's really it's chunks in a gloop , right? It's chunks in a gloop. That's what so many stews are chunks in a gloop. They are . And so what you're doing, I think with the perpetual stew is consistently introducing new chunks to the loop, new chunks to the gloop. And then the old chunks eventually become gloop . And that each time the chunks become gloop, they enrich the loop . I'm going to what bothers you more? Chunks or gloop. All of it just them together. Yeah. But stew is already it's not even it's not an attractive looking dish. So do you are ? Can't even make stew pretty at all. I don't care how many garnishes you put on a stew. It's that bitch is ugly . First of all, I would never, I would never use language like that. I'm sorry. All stews are beautiful. If you ask me , all stoos are beautiful artworking single students. So wait, but I have the point of clarification, Kimberly Clark. Yeah , which do you feel , do you feel differently about Stu than you feel about soup generally. Absolutely broadly. Oh okay. I had I wasn't ready for that. I have a different relationship . I like stew. Like I have the same stance you have with super you don't like to No, I do not . Stu passed you a noting class and you check no. No . Well, you'd be my girlfriend no . Not at all . We can hang out in a group. Yeah, in a group set. You can go to the movies in a group. Yeah , but not what I would. Hell no. Okay, so what soups are do you prefer a clear soup? Like what about what about a potato leek soup where it's pasty? Amazing. I love a potato leek soup. Okay, that's interesting because I would have guessed that gets into gloopy territory. It's a very gloopy soup. Yeah, for sure. That's a gloop soup. That's a gloop soup, but I do like it though. It's good. But it ain't stew. It ain't stew. The Reddit man. Yeah. What was he putting in the perpetual stew or did we learn that? We did not learn Apparently sometimes it's like some of your leftover corn dog The top comment is, yeah, man , a smelly forever stew is going to be a huge turnoff to a lot of women. You're gonna need to find a stew loving gal . Also, if you had to remove and replace wallt ar to bring someone in, I'm guessing you're a pretty unique type in more ways than one , but be you. Find someone similar . And you know what? I think what this I think what this fella needs, I'm presuming it's a fella. I think what this fella needs is a nasty stew freak that loves black pink. Sure . So yeah, hang out at the train yard, look for a nice lady oboe, right? Someone with one of those spring ing top hats we talked about with John Daily and you know a top hat that's going sprawing or Jordan like what about like a I feel like if you went to the K pop Cventonion . And you just held a sign that said looking to meet witches must have owned cauldron . You know, that's not everybody at the K Pop convention by any means, but that's got to be that's got to be one in twenty Right? Maybe I'm confused about the which cauldron, where did that come from? Oh, that's where the forever stew gets made isn't that cauldron? Okay , okay. Yeah. But I would think a forever stew is very much a witch food . Sure, but I think that science confusing. I think the top hat is confusing. Why? Because it's drawing, that's what if something's wrong with the top of a top hat, is it still a top hat? Is that your confusion? I don't know, but I just I think that's probably what freaked that lady out was that hat You're seeing this guy as dressed as a nineteen twenties hobo with fingerless gloves and all he's ever putting in there is a tin can of beans. Right Yeah, I can see him. Yeah, he likes, you know, he likes the song Big Rock Candy Mountain and everything in then Black Pink's Discography. Yeah, Jordan, how do you feel about potato leek? I like it. Good soup. How do you feel about soups in general and soups relative to stews? I'm kind of with you. like soup a lot and you know, but I don't like love it. I've tried to make it a few times. I always kind of fuck it up and it's, you know, a lot of work. So I've kind of like maybe maybe given up on soup making for the moment. But I like stews a lot and yeah cooking stuff in the crockpot, always a great time. Yeah, I think I'm like upper medium on both of them. Jordan, you got it. You got a blender ? I don't have a blender. Oh, well then I'm not gonna tell you to make potato leek soup, but yeah if you did have a blender, Jordan , and if our listeners at home have blenders I don't have a blender there. Okay, but if you did, I mean, think about a think about a blender. Think about if your life was like was like richer and more full , you know, like fulsome , you know, abundant . And you had a blender. Yeah. Oh, it stopped. Okay, got it. Got it. Okay, well then for that, it's like it's fine. For the listener at home who does have the blender lifestyle. Oh, Jessie? Yeah. They don't. Oh, do they not? No . Ooh . What about what about an immersion blender? Yeah a little stink. Stick blender stink . Kimberly, you got a stick blender? No, my mom does . Your mom when I go home. What's Mrs misses Clark's? What misses Clark's name? Helen . Helen . Helen, I know Helen, I know you listen to all of your daughter's podcast appearances. So kind of you so fly on the phone . Helen, great mom name . Yeah. Oh yeah. First of all, first of all, Mrs. Clark , just say hello to all those I call them the beautiful biddies at church . All those beautiful, all those beautiful ladies , say hello to them. I'm always so happy to see them at Social Hour. Oh my God . Number two , I'm gonna encourage you to get involved in potato leek soup because this was my , you know how everyone had their pandemic hobbies where they were making sourdough bread and stuff like that . My life was shambles . All I really had was a blender, like in terms of the richness of my life , like my life was just a purist catastrophe. I was just crying a lot and going through a lot of shit . And the only things that worked for me in entertainment were I think you should leave , which pierced pierced into my heart and broke it open in the form of distressing laughter and watching old episodes of Julia Child on my PBS Living Subscription . And there's this one where she makes potato leek soup. I don't think I'd ever even had potato leek sou p. But our colleague Kevin Ferguson, the producer of Bullseye is like, Oh , you should be making potato leak soup. Potato leak soup is an amazing soup. And if you got the blender, it's as easy, it's as easy as it could be. It's quick to make. My mom makes it with her immersion stick. Oh, well, Helen, I'm sorry that I'm telling you stuff you already knew. You already yes, you're already in the game. Well, it's good that Helen and I are have found each other like a man with a sign at a K pop convention and his special special witch . Kim, I always like when you on the Instagram . Yes. Post photos of you and Jay Lenno. Oh my gosh . I think did you see it? Did you see that? It was either gonna be videos of her roller skate dancing or pictures of her and Jay Leno. Did you see the clip of him wishing my Helen a happy birthday? Oh my God, I did Is your mom a Lino a Lino lady? She always asked about. She's not necessarily a L an ladynel per se, but she just loves the fact that I work with him . And she 's like, I love the fact that you work with me. Yeah. Jay. I too love it. She's always like, tell Jay, I said hi, like, I'm like, okay, mom , she's like, and how's Jay doing? You like go on the road with him, right? No, it's not that deep. It's just you're both happening to be at flappers. Flappers or at Comedy of Magic. Oh , I just I am gonna be frank with you. Okay . I had completely attributed it to you and Jay Lenno sharing a certain Burbank lifestyle . That's how it started. I figured the two of you you happened to pull in with your steam car into the parking lot underneath that flappers in Burbank over by the Ikea. Right You threw it into park there. Yeah. You went into the Rawstress for lesser , whatever it is where that parking lot is next to that parking lot. I ran into him at a gas station once randomly in one of his crazy cars. He was buying water . He was frying firewood . I don't know. And then I'm like, I'm just here to crank. I'm just gonna get a place for people. What are you doing? He's like, what are you about to do? I was like, I'm about to go practice by clarinet and he just starts cranking up. I mean, that's pretty funny. Yeah, it was hilarious . And he's like in this like crazy looking car. Like, you laughing at me? I should be laughing at you . Yeah, take that Jay Leno. Right . He seems like a difficult man to know, Kimberly. Oh my God, he is like he's so nice . And this is coming from a die hard like Letterman fan coming out. You know, I was really into Letterman a lot, but I don't know Letterman personally. I know Jay personally. So that makes the difference. If Aby Letterman never wished your mom a happy birthday. Ever . If Jay Len Obrian, if Sir Conan O'Brien has said nothing to Helen , not a damn thing. Not a damn thing. Here's my question . If Jay Leno pulls up behind you or next to you at the gas station? Yes , does he say oh hey Pal ? He calls me kiddo. Kiddo? It's kiddo. Sort of like this is like when Wesley Snipes called our friend Eugene O'Neill Big Dog I think what did ? What did Tyrse call you, Jordan? Oh God My man. My man. I would pay money to hear Tyrese call you that. It was honestly, it was one of the greatest things that's ever happened. I have a Tyrre story too. You're like, well , I'll fucking tell you you've been on this show so many times. Listen, I was I was doing Ellen when Tiffany was a guest hosting and Tyrese was the guest before me and then as he was coming off the stage he patted me Tiffany the singer? Tiffany Haddish? Tiffany Haddish. Oh yeah Claire let's clarify Tiffany comes up I think alone I think I'm no longer alone because Kim Clark is joining me and the audience laughs and they laugh Oh my god I don't know what's happening on daytime television ? Kimberly? I don't have any idea. Irese pets my shoulder and he says, God bless you . Did you sneeze or? No, not at all. He was just blessing you. He's just worried about you because of your career choices. Stand up comedy. I have no idea why he did it, but I was just like, thank you. Was he hoping that one day you too would have your own Bennihanna in your backyard? Maybe, I don't know. That's real. Yeah, that's how people in there. That's real. I gotta I'm not gonna lie to you, Kimberly. I'm a little disappointed. As soon as I heard you had a Tyree story and it didn't involve you going to the Benny Hana and his backyard. I'm so sorry. His backyard, Benny Honda , here's what you do. You just have to like wedge it in a conversation, Kim. Like the next time you see Tyrese, the next time you're like, you know, on a show together, the next time you guys are doing Bill Mar together . Of course, then just like and he's like, God bless you and you're like, Oh, thanks, man, I could use that. Boy , nobody's flipped a shrimp into my mouth in the head . And then he's like, you're in luck. Did that so dangerously. Yeah, I gotta do that. You just like you say to Jaylen Ok You know , I often wonder if there's other types of engines that use things other than unleted gasoline. Right. I've always wondered , can someone make a train that goes on the freeway? Oh my gosh . He got a lot of cars . He does. Is the is the thing about Aldenim true or, is that just like a joke we have about Jay Lenno? Is he always in like Alden ? I haven't seen him in Aldenham. He was wearing that outfit when he came to be on Bullseye with Jesse Thorne. Oh, really? Okay . Yeah. That's how I found him to be unknowable because I spent seventy five minutes with him and learned nothing. Really? Yes. That's so funny. He was pleasant the entire time . Yeah . He tells really good stories . Like he talks about like opening for James Brown and stuff like that. Like oh cool. Yeah. Like I like hearing those types of stories and him just a wild career. Yeah That's so funny. Seventy five minutes you didn't learn anything. I mean, where were you just trying to get some juice? I was I mean , I'm not trying to work him over. Right. I just want a little I want him to show his heart a little. Yeah, 'cause I'm gonna be frank with you. David Letterman showed his heart a little . Right. What? I got to listen to the David Letterman understanding. I don't think it was my best work. It was during that time in my life when everything was falling apart, but he's a very thoughtful and sincere guy who has given a lot of thought to the choices he's made in his life including the bad ones . And I don't get the impression that Jay Leno , well, he may well have done it , but held it deep inside himself until it turned into a little diamond. You know, that's also possible with Jay Just and now how was Byron Allen ? I have not met him. Well, I've met him in passing. I haven't been on comics unleashed. Is that because you're always Kim I'm sorry, I don't want to note you to death, but you're so leashed. What do you mean? You're always the problem so leashed. You're excessively leashed. You have to become unleashed. They can he can probably tell he can smell it. That's what they say. He can smell it 's leash. Yeah. You know, they're so sad knows the difference. I am very That's why he brings in Josh Gondelman and not Kimberly Clark. I saw Gondelman on there Gondelman was on there the other day, Kimberly . I know somebody who I know the person that I should talk to about getting on there, but I don't want to like, you know it's crazy. Like I was with that person in the Laugh Factory and then someone walked up to her and they were like, I really wasn't happy about my comics unleashed performance And he walked up on her and she's like, what ? Okay . And we're like just when it heard about it. Yeah, and this is like during Netflix' its a joke festival he rolled up he's like the time the time to talk about this is the back of a comedy club while a comedy show is going on. So weird. I was just like I'm not gonna ask anything about that show . No, I mean, this is really unusual. A stand up comic with like , you know, weird manners and boundaries. Right. Yeah, it was really weird. I mean , I guess a question would be , who is truly happy with their performance on Comics Unleashed? Listen, like who is like, I have found my North Star it is for me to sit across from a billionaire who made his money in syndicated television and might be a vampire based on him looking exactly the same as he did thirty years ago looks amazing and pretend that I'm talking to someone while doing verbatim my act from the stage. Listen, it's another version of doing your late night spot. It's just in another format, you know? Yeah. Those late night spots those , they're horrific . I've done two of 'em. You did George Lopez, Lopez tonight. What was the other one? And I did the Late Late Show. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson? Not Ferguson with the last one. Ah, James Corden. Mr. Corden ? James Cord en? Who's middle name is Kimberly, by the way. Really? Yes. I thought his middle name was talent . Enter. He sing baby. Hello sing Hello Mario He abuses service people by rag time gal . Listen also not about unions, not about unions. But doing late night is not it's Yeah, Kim, can you tell us more about that? Like why do you not like that format? Listen first let me just preface this by saying I'm very grateful for all opportunities that were given to me. I don't want the opportun ities to stop. Including podcast appearance . Including podcast appearance. And I want to be clear, mister Lopez listens . Okay, I know . And he judges. Yes. So I'm glad that you clarified. Yes, I needed to do . But no, it's just hard because, you know, you just have a lot of stipulations and, you know, you got to be on , you know, there's a clock in front of you. I mean, it's just it's weird. You're looking at the camera, you're not looking at the audience. So already it's like an inauthentic comedic experience, you know? Like the energy is, you know, it's very fabricated. People are clapped, you know , you're told to clap like it's a different muscle that you use , you know, there's like the you got to play it to the camera muscle and then there's the this is what I do at the club muscle . I got to I went to late night t aping. I went to see the Stephen Colbert program a few months ago, six months ago maybe . And thank you to I think past Jordan Jesse Go guest Brian Stack. Right, Brian's been on Jordan Jesse Go, hasn't he? Yeah, yeah, I think so that sounds right. One of the nicest men in show business was right around the Colbert program for years and went to the Colbert taping and And it was a weird one because the main guest on that episode they had like taped remotely or taped the previous night or something . Like had happened and it was like a big was like Julia Roberts or something . And so they had like accommodated that big star by doing something weird. And so it was basically just a monologue, a desk piece, and a music guest. There was no interview segment . But the music guest was John Foggerty from Creedon Clearwater Revival . And I've never felt and we were in the front row Thank.s Brian Stack. And I'm like, here I am sitting twenty feet from one of the greatest American popular musicians of the century. You know, one of the one hundred greatest or whatever, you know, the guy that wrote Proud Mary . And a crowd that wanted to see it , but it is still like the weirdest performance context you could ever see in and he did three or four songs because Colbert was so excited to have them there and they like shoot extra shit for the internet and blah blah blah blah blah but like truly you cannot tell much you're supposed to enjoy what's happening . Like would I get in trouble if I stood up? Am I supposed to be dancing with all these like ladies who are in town from Syracuse? Like , you know, the lady booster club of Syracuse that's sitting in my row with me. Like it is really odd. Yeah, it is. It's surreal because it's like the idea is you should whatever you're doing , you need to be doing it for the camera if you're the one that's performing. You're not doing it for the audience . So you could leave being like, Oh, they really suck . But then you see it on TV, you're like, oh, I see. A lot of people have that same complaint, Jesse about our show like they don't really know what to do. I'm gonna say it here. And we haven't clarified in twenty years of doing the show . We want you to get up and dance . Yes . Thank you. Don't feel like you have to be polite. Get up, dance like nobody's watching . I like that. Do you want to take a little break? Let people get on them dance in shoes and then come back for some more? Yeah , I think we'll have was it Grandmaster Flash? Who's the DJ on the Ellen show? Was Grandmaster Flash, the DJ on the Ellen show at some point? Ellen went through a lot of DJs , various it was usually like a handsome young guy when I was there and there were a couple of them, but maybe she had black guys incredible some Some handsome young men of all the races . Sounds like sounds like my DMs Sounds like my DMs . Thank you. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan Jessica It's Jordan Jesse Go. I am Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart. 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And if you're shopping at your local comic bookstore soon , make sure to get copies of the amazing Spider Man, Spider Versity and Predator Bloodshed, all of that on stands, it's comics . I wrote them. It is good for you. Okay. It's comics, Jordan wrote them. It's good for you. It's good for you. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan Jessica It's Jordan Jessie Go, I'm Jesse Vorn America's Radio Sweetheart. Jordan Morris boy detective. I'm Kimberly Clark, the bottom of a crockpot. Which in number one soup? I'm sorry that we talked about this and I forgot, but it changes right now. Let's moment in time. We're just gonna acknowledge this moment in time. It's sand passing through our fingers . Tortilla Tortilla soup. I love a tortilla soup. You know who has a good tortilla soup too is is Dan Gonett. Of course I can't think of the name Spago . No, it's the chicken place, the chicken kookaroo. Not kooker. Not kuckeroo . RIP , man. Yeah . That's gone. I'll tell you, our friend Haze Davenport from Hollywood Handbook, one of the smartest funniest guys , he just he just started a new website helps is helping to start a new Los Angeles content website called LA Material. Okay . Over there at LA Material first big Hayes Avenport piece I see . It's the betrayal of Cuckaroo. Because Cuckaroo, the famous skinless chicken restaurant of Los Angeles with the Memphis style logo, the Middle Brow Spago The Cuckoo Roo announced it was reopening two years ago and since then has not reopened . You know what side I like the squash at the cuckaroo? Listen when they like mush it up come on where what other channels? Nobody else squash . No one else did squash. They were brave enough to do squash when others were saying, you can't do squash at this scale. And they hit and receive fucking watch us. Thank you. The squash it different. When is it the kookaroo? That the kookaroo. When is it the kookaroo? The squash it different. Listen, I saw Clue Latifa in the Karoo . That's a good That's a good website. If you come over to the show, you never mentioned you saw Matifa Cooker. Listen, it was, can I tell you it was the one in a tongue? Big Daddy Cane at the California Pizza Kitchen . It was the wed 's look like and it was right after she had gotten a DUI . Oh no. It was like right after the news of that happened. Kuckaroo. She ain't taking no damn bus I . But I wrote her a note, right? And I wrote, you're an inspiration to I don't know, I forgot what I wrote in it, but I gave it to her. She was on the phone and I didn't want to interrupt her phone. You right. And you're an inspiration. You're an inspiration to me, PS, try the squash . This time you might be reluctant to try squash from a chain restaurant. That's hilarious. I wrote a note because I felt bad 'cause I knew she was going through it. Like you wrote out the night. You're an inspir ation to all of us impaired drivers . You're so bad. I love to drive traffic. We were team, nothing but the best. The best and I was a PA at the time on the Drew Carry Show, she was You know what her you know what her middle name is Jordan? Talent just like mister James Corden. Hello maybe that I don't think Queen Metiva is talented. I do think Queen Latifah She's extraordinary. James Corden is talented too . Queen Latifah pro union, we don't know. Probably you NITY is what you would say at the You know what? On the picket line that points to that points to Pro Union. Oh, and we should mention during during a stop down Gabe Mara producing today , let us know that the chain restaurant with the good tortilla soup is El Pollo Eloco El Pollo . What's it tortilla soup? Chicken Tomatoes. They do cilantro in there. I mean, it depends. The one at El Pollo Loco is very broth y . Okay . And they put their chicken in there. So you know their chicken is good, right? I mean here this stuff is loco . It's crazy good . And they dice the chicken up the and then they have cojita cheese . They put all that on the side and you put that on top of it with the tortilla strips. It's banging so good. But then there's some people that do tortilla soups where it's more of a like a pure e and the sauce has like a orangey there's tomato . Then that's when the tomato gets involved. So doesn't have a tomato element? No, there's no tomato element in the tortilla soup at L El Pollooco. It's delicious. I highly recommend it. Crazy good. Kimberly Clark . That's a good tip. Jordan? We I think if we had that soup, you know what we would say? What? What a momentous occasion. Yes . We would say wonderful segue. Yeah, and then we would get out our phone and we talked zero six nine four eight or record a voice memo and send it to JJo at maximumfund. org Here is the call Hi, this is Robbie in Seattle. I'm calling with a momentous occasion , but also sort of some early summer boy content . I'm a week late to this, but I bought a suaphone last week, and I'm pretty excited about it. I've been wanting one for a while and now I have one. That's it. Love you. Bye Fuckin' Hey, Robbie. Now we're living . Yeah, I mean, listen, woo . Our listeners gonna are listeners, aren't they? Where's he storing that? I man, I'll tell you what , I went to see I went to see Paul F. Tomkins's varietopia show . And I mean, talk about a guy whose middle name is Talent. I don't think I don't look. I don't have to convince an altern comedy podcast audience of the talent of the great Paul F. Tomkins. He's obviously one of the greats. Absolutely. And it was a wonderful and you should hear his rendition of Hello my baby, hello my honey. Yeah Actually Betty does do that anyway. Yeah , fair well. Once he's done doing a danny boy, yeah. It was a wonderful show all around. Great time I had by our friend Open Mike Eagle, another pastor and Jesse Go guest. He was there. He sang he sang a song on the show. Did he? He sang yeah, singing. He sang voice actually. He's a pretty strong singer. It's a little annoying. It's like when one time we did a judge John Hodgeman show and Jean Gray sang Minnie the Moocher and it was like she killed it. She's like better at singing than she is at rapping . L howike is this even possible? Give me a fucking break, dude. Amazing. He's off. Anyway, I feel like more rappers than not know how to sing. I don't mean to interrupt you. Okay, so anyway, I'm at this Paula Tompkin show . There's a lot of great things about this show . A lot a lot of good fun to be had, a lot of fun comedy bits. Oh look at you here comes Krampus. It's a lot of fun . Okay, a lot of fun was had. Number one , some how Paul, you know, Paul Johnkins has this crack band on the show. Absolute crack band . One of the elements of this crack crack band is a hot babe who plays a suphone. Amazing. Aking fuc hot babe playing a suphone and ripping it. No bass guitar necessary. Because they got a babe playing a suphone. Incredible stuff. I love that. Congratulations to our listener, who just got one . I wonder how much they cost. Well, okay, great news . We're bringing back the airplane ticket game, Jordan. Oh , cost of a suicophone and we're talking about the top selling su phone on the guitar center website . Okay. That's like the number one music instrument retailer probably in the United States, right? Yeah. Gotta be got to be probably . So I can't name another one. So if we send Gab Mara to guitarcenter dot com have him type in Suzaphones sort by best selling , what that top Suzaphone is going to set you back. I'm going to go first because I'm not afraid. I'm gonna say that's gonna set you back . Shit, I shouldn't have gone first. eleven hundred dollars . I think I'd get more. Yeah, Kim, I guess you're the only one of us that plays a blowing instrument. So I mean, Kim I like I like how you said that . I'm like a supafono would blowing it It's the rack. You just gave us the biggest the biggest non audible take . You like you'd get like a full like eye roll head moving backward and forward . You did like a one eyebrow raise . You narrowed your eyes twin to us . We found a replacement for the Jim from the Office Gift. Yeah. And it's Kim Clark being told she plays blowing instruments. Blowing. I think I think we've been a replacement for seven of them in a in a row . Kimberly, what do you think is a clarinet ist? Yeah. First of all, what's your clarinet? In Tanner Saxon . You got a Tenner Sax at the house too? No, I'm about to get one . Because I do enjoy a video of you in like a public park playing playing my clarinet. Yeah, playing like my favorite things onar Clinet te or something.. So much fun I love doing it. It's a party instrument. It is. Ask Benny Woodman. It's a wood wind, right? You would say it's a wood wind. Wanda Sykes called it the white man's saxophone in her new special gotta watch it. It's really good. What a legend . Susaphong . I think it's gonna set you back between three , four thousand dollars, possibly. Three to four thousand dollars . I don't work. I'm not wrong. I don't play brass. You got to pick a number . Three thousand . Three thousand. You think that's gonna be the top selling su phone? I mean, I think you could either the top selling. I don't know. New or is it used? This is a new Susaphone . Yeah, I will say three . Or more. It could be higher than that . I was gonna my original guess was closer to Jesse's. My original guess was thirteen hundred And I guess I'll go with it now, but yeah, I maybe I would guess that Kim since you've shopped for comparable things, you probably know a little bit better. But yeah, maybe I'm interested to see. Gabe , do you have an answer for us? Yes, I do. The most popular by relev ance is six thousand five hundred and ninety And the absolute top of the line is twelve thousand eight hundred and fifty nine dollars. That's that. That's why they call it. That's not an instrument. That's why they call it marching money. Yeah It's not cheap . I figured there's like a there's like a , you know, there's like a basic model I thought. Yeah, they have like the student models . I thought those suck. Oh wow You can't. Clark takes on students students they don't infer profane diatribe. They don't suck per se, but they like they blow. They blow but they don't, you know, you can't do any special blowing with true. It's a good idea. I'm surprised one of our listeners has that kind of money to throw around. That 's right. I bought it . I mean, do you make that much being a children's librarian? I bet Well, especially when you spend so much of your money on your tattoos. Sure. I gotta tell ya, I think I'm gonna say that this is the way that Jerry, I don't remember exactly what his name is , so I'm gonna say it was Jerry. Something like that . I'm gonna say that what happened with Jerry is it's like when you move into a new apartment and there's a piano already there , you just get the piano it costs more to bring the piano to the next apartment than it would to just get a new piano at the new apartment. Yes, and leave the old piano there. I think Jerry moved into an apartment that already had a suaphone and just took over the least put his just put his just put his mouth on and started to blow. Got the blowing. Yeah. Well, congratulations, cherry, on your good fortune , whether it was obtained through hard work or you just accidentally moved into an apartment that had a su phone in it. Do you think if Jerry learns to do you think if Jerry learns to play a good song on the suphone that you'd be willing to bring back Jordan Jordan plays a song. Jordan sings a song . Uh, yeah, let's see. What could he ? Yeah, I mean, I'll yeah, Jerry, if you're out there, learn to play something simple and probably just to be safe public domain, right? I mean, you know, things that we used to do . We did the old day. Happy birthday in the public domain. I think it is. Okay . I think it's I think it's back baby . Okay or, just got put there or something. I mean, I remember we always used to do I remember doing the old gray mare . That's I mean a public domain classic, right? She hate what she used to be. Hain what she used to be. I mean, I think there's a lot of probably a lot of Steven Foster classics, just pick one of the less dialect oriented ones. No, no, no, I will be bringing up my thousands of voices that I would forget. Great . Thank God . The new Al Jolson, talk about entertainment. Oh yeah. I think we're looking for something from roughly nineteen hundred is a sort of broad cat. I mean, hello my baby. That could be a good one. That might be a little fast to play on a suophone. You know what I mean? That is fast. Loud Spirit Stacado. Maybe oh my darling . Oh clementine, my darling . Okay, learn to play clementine on the learn to play Clementine on the Susophone. Yeah, and drop us an email at J J at go Maximum fund. org. Now we're sort of between producers. So you're gonna have to explain what the fuck is going on. Sure. 'Cause whoever reads this email is not going to be the person who is not going to be Gabe who's sitting on the boards listening to this right now and God knows nobody else at maximum fun has listened to our program. Cause you imagine getting that randomly like what the hell bad title of the subject line is Suzophone that says I learned cle mantine Yeah, that would be great and yeah, keep sending the email too. So send it and then just send it repeatedly every couple months Yeah, I can agree to that. If this if this listener can agree to play my Darling Clementine, I will sing along to it. That sounds great . I think we can set that up. I think I think with the with the advancements in electronic communic ations technology since we last pursued this seventeen years ago . I think we're going to do great. And yeah, just send that email once a day for a few months and eventually we will have gotten the Stankus Boys in here and hired a new producer, our next two goals for our lives , right? Keep listening, folks. Those two things may happen. When you have a moment of shame , like you, for example, get hired to be the producer of Jordan Jesse Go or spend your spend your food money on Susaphone , give us a call two zero six nine eight four fun or just send a voice memo to JJ at m goaximum fund. org as this person. Hello Jordan, Jessie and guest . I'm going to guess Steve Inskeep . This is Avi calling in from Vermont . I'm calling in with a moment of shame . I'm a preschool teacher and the other day I was kicking around a ball with one of my kiddos and kicked the ball a bit too hard , it curved, bounced off our playhouse and hit his twin brother square in the face . This all happened about five minutes before their mom came to pick them up He was fine, got an ice pack, didn't leave a mark as far as I could tell, but that did not feel great. Anyway, love the show. Thanks, love you guys. Bye. Bye Avi. Love you too. Avi has the best voice of anyone who's called in on the program ever. I would like to feel like Avi has the voice of like a gifted voice over actor . You know what I mean? Not like an announcer voice. No, like a magical, distinctive world of wonder voice. Yeah. You know what I mean? Anyway, good. Good voice for a preschool teacher. Yeah , I think so too. I do think that trying to kick a ball to one child, it bouncing off a playhouse and hitting that child's twin sibling in the face devilry . That's an act of God . I mean that's something that there's a there's a bubbling cauldron involved in whatever led that turn of events to take place, I would say . Right? Somebody stuck a pin into something , a doll of someone or something . The twin element is too rich to ignore . Yeah. And I think this proves that one of the twins is the evil one. And now it's just time to find out which one . Oh, that's a good quest ion that's a good question. It might not necessarily be the one that got hit . What if the one who didn't get hit is the evil one? He was used a spell an evil spell. Yeah, it's an omen it's an omen thing, a bad seed thing sure. And yeah, bad seed . Bad seed . Yeah, it's a good seed . Sunflower, especially ranch flavored. Oh fun rich flavored sunflower. They get the flavoring is on the seed itself, not the outside. Can I tell you the truth? I know the thing about a sunflower seed never kills its parents like those bad seeds. Thank you. Thank you. I played baseball . I'm good. nine years or something , ten years. I don't know until I was fourteen or fifteen And I never learned how to eat sunflower seeds properly. Really? I was just eating the whole thing the whole time That's not wrong. But it is if you're playing baseball, the only skill that they really expect you to have and don't teach you is to be able to put a bunch of sunflower seeds in your mouth, then spit out the shells one at a time as you eat the seeds. . That is like the number like the quality of a baseball player is judged by how large the pile of spent sunflower seeds is next to them. Really? I didn't know that. Yeah, that's true. Do people shake up sunflower seeds? Oh yeah, like oh yeah, that's how my daddy's seed cashews. He would shake 'em , it's like shaking your like your wine or that's fine luck . It's good luck. So you can get a you can get a seven on your nuts. Once again, it's cashews for mister Clark. We shake 'em and then eat them. Oh, snake eyes, I got pecans . You guys want to take a little break and shake our nuts and then right back and finish. Well, Jordan, you and I can shake our nuts. Kimberly is gonna be focusing on blowing. Yeah blowing. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan Jessica. Boy boy International Waters is back, baby . Do you like fun, silly conversations? Do you like fun silly games? We got 'em both. And it's on International Waters. I am the host, Dave Holmes. This is a panel show that pits American and British comics against each other in a lively and hilarious competition. What is gentlemen's relish? Who is Bagpuss? Why is the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile so emotionally resonant? And why doesn' Atmerican cheese have its own anth em? Get the answers and be left with numerous questions about that and so much more nonsense and or cod swallow twice a month. Here on International Waters You can catch international waters on maximumfun. org or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey Lexus. Hey Ella. What animal has the most teeth? I would guess a shark ? A snail? No, snails don't have teeth. They have thousands and they are freaky looking . No, I don't want that to be true. Okay . Did you know that the hippocampus in your brain is named after the half horse, half fish sea creature found in Greek mythology. I didn't know that, but we're meant to be doing animal trivia and hippocampus isn't a real animal. Well, that doesn't matter on comfort creatures. You're right, it doesn't matter at all. Comfort creatures is a cozy show for lovers of animals of all shapes and sizes, real and unreal. If that sounds like your cup of tea, then join us every Thursday for new episodes on maximumfun. org Love Love, love , love , love , love , love , love. It's Jordan Jessie Go, I'm Jesse Thorne, America's Radio Sweetheart. Jordan Morris Boy Detective . Kimberly Clark , Michael Jackson's curl activator . That's right. I haven't seen Michael yet, are you in it? I got to see it. Oh, I got to see it. Oh God, I was up for that. Jayfar is so good . You're up for it, Jessie? No, I got to see your audition tape. It was a self tape. I sent in a self tape . Yeah . They called me back, but you know what? What happened? They gave your Majesty veto Powered did not like my performance. He did not like my performance. Janet liked me? Your Majesty didn't like me. They didn't like you. No. Next time , maybe the sequel . I was at the physical therapy gym Jordan not to brag about improving my core strength that Janet Jackson song came on the girls in the body looking at their body' chescking out Nice package alright have to ride tonight That song fucking brings up the mood in a room just everybody was fucking beaming to get a visit from their friend the great Janet Jackson. I bet . That's awesome . Just made everybody happy in there. Everybody was happy. Too many Kanye West songs going on in the physical therapy gym. I'll tell you both that. Too many Kanye West songs . Too many Kanye West songs. We can leave 'em behind. We can take a break for a while. She sampled Luther Vandrophs in that song. Oh, really? It's a fun fact. The glow of I think it's called the Glow of Love or something like that. That's nice. Yeah Kimberly Clark, of course, you can see her around Burbank. You can see me in Burbay, you can see me all over Lake. Taluca Lake as well. Love Toluca Lake. I'm in Tolu Lake a lot. Anywhere anywhere that sells soup, we're looking at you, Marie Calendars. They got a Trader Joe's there. They got my old therapist, Dr. Carr was in Tolu ca Lake. Milton Edie's dry cleaner is there. Oh, I love me some Milton Edies. They got the popcorn in there and the little cookies and juice. Incredible. Let's not forget patties with One Tea. Yes.. Yeah, patty That bothers me by the way . I think that I think the story behind Patties with One Tea, the Toluca Lake Institution Diner is that it used to be called something else that usually only has one T, and they bought it and they just had to change one letter because it was cheaper There's that's what I've heard about . It was like called, I don't know what you would have that would just be blank called T . Yeah, maybe it was something like that. And then they were like, We can change it by just changing one letter. Anyway , is that true? I don't know, but I like to think about it every time I drive by patties with One Tea. Kimberly Clark has a comedy special album recording that is available in your spotifies, in your Apple Musics, in your band camps, probably where you gotta go over there and get it on a band camp? I don't know if it's in band camp. Probably get it on band camp and then the money goes more the money goes to the artist. Yeah. They're probably on bandcamp. It's called Junior. It's named after my dog. And you should go listen to it because Kim's one of the funniest out there. And of course, Kimberly is all over the Los Angeles area. Anywhere Jay Leno is, you can find Kimberly Clark , be at Flappers or the Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, California, Hermosa. Yeah. Guys, I got some good news, junior by Kimberly Clark, available on bandcamp . eight y nine, eighty nine ninety nine. That's a great . That's a really good value buy. it That's like a that's like the sales CD at Target in two thousand three. I mean, that is a great value. That is a good deal . That is a great. That's where you're paying to get a , you know, whatever the Red Hot Chili Peppers album that had Californ ication on it was. Yeah, you get your possibly called Californication. Can't remember. Perpetual smoothie. Steam smoothie. Is that what they're up to at the Jamba over there? Yeah, that's the new flavor jug of pink slurry . Yeah . Always bubbling and seething. Gabe Mara on the boards tonight. Thank you, Gabe. And thank you to possibly Anna Ross, possibly Kristin Twainas, possibly Gabe, whoever ended up editing this episode. Thank you to them. Thank you editor. By the way , Jordan, by the time this is out, our listeners who are members of Maximum Fund will be able to listen to the first episode of our brand new program TBW to be watched. Oh yeah. This is only for members of Maximum fund . org so go to maximumfund. org slash join JJ Go if you're not yet a member, so you can listen to it. Hannah cut it , and she also recorded an original theme song, Jordan. Hey , okay, alright. She did an ass kicking job cutting it. It really sounds cool. A lot of audio from the movie that we talked about, which was the Lady from Shanghai, the Orson Will iam film. She really made it great. And I was like, Hey, Hannah, I'm not look. I know that you're working on an hourly basis here, but I also happen to know you're a professional singer songwriter. You wouldn't be down to record an eighteen second song about movies you've been meaning to watch possibly incorporating the names Jesse and Jordan into it. And she's like, Yep, already did it. Okay, okay. I was like, great. Yes . Cut and print Maximum Fun. org slash join if you haven't joined already. Sounds like you're going to want to hear this show. Yeah, and you can listen to Stash Rolls everything around me with the theme music by our friend Von P. from Tanya Morgan. There you go. So much good bonus content for you. And other shows that don't have theme music . Yeah , themless shows. If you're like, ooh , I hate them music . The theme music of this show. I never watched perfect strangers. Too much theme music . The theme music of this show love you by the free design thanks to the free design, thanks to their label, light in the Atictord Resc . They really are a brilliant and amazing band so you really should go check out their music. Kites are fun. The best of the free design is a collection. You can get on Bandcamp, I'm sure when you're over there get buying Kim's album. You can find us on social media, we are on Instagram. We are on Blue Sky, both individually and as a program. You can find us on Reddit R slash maximum fun . And Jordan today I was I was driving home from downtown Los Angeles. You know, you know what I saw? Hm m. Carroof dog . Oh, the car was stationary. Okay. Don't worry about the don't worry about the dog. It was a stationary car, but it was just a dog that was just sitting in the front yard of his house standing on top of his own on the roof of his owner's car. Just hanging out, just surveying the scene. It was great. It was a big husky. Beautiful husky. It was wonderful . Okay, we'll talk to you next time on Jordan Jessica. kiss you and love you love you love you love you love you Maximum Fun , a worker owned network of artist owned shows supported directly