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Feful terms at mintMobile d. com No place to escape to. this is the last on the left. Science stories When the cannibalism started. Side stories, yes Yeah But Julie and I we had a nice collective outing last night. We both enjoyed ourselves. saw the Mandalorian and Grogu movie. Oh wow. So you went on a date. That's really nice. we went Gatos tacos. I love Guisatos. Thank God also, I want to say thank you so much for supporting Small IP's peopleeople just making stuff out there that' just trying to make small IPs. It's because he's so tiny He's fuck all right He's adorable. You would actually really like this movie. I was you know, no spoilers, but I was surprised on How graphic it was. What do you mean? I mean He like him Pople Like he like tries to like suck his own dick Are you serious Hey fuckings. Yeah, Grogu fucking tries to blow himself. Is that real? Halfway through the moie? Yeah, real. you gott to go see it I'm looking it up. it It's not to have the spoiler out. You can't look that You have to go to AFCct know, I think you should go to an independent theater. Tes go to the family. Yeah tries to suck his own., you know, it's okay because he's not a child. didid you know that? No, we know that we cover this. Yeah, he's fifty. No we know we cover the suck his own deck if he wants to. says no that is not true Oh come on. AI is fucking sham. sixty percent wrong It And this is the proof. It says right here proof is in his own putudding. According to Google AI, it says no that it's not true. What is GoogleI AI really say? It says No that it iss not true. Grogu, often referred to as baby Yoda from the Mandalorian does not exhibit any such behavior He's an infant character in the Star Wars universe whose actions are strictly limited to innocent childildlike behaviors, like using the force, napping and eating things It's not an innocent childlike behavior. That's corording Google II. Not an innocent child like that. You could fucking kill. He rips things a shred. Any claims or memes suggesting otherwise are entirely fabricated by internet users. So what did I watch I think you watched straight up gay pornography I think everyone should go rush to the theater see before they before they cut this out. Oh yeah, because that's the thing because like because this these censors. This was isn't this the what's his name? This is the Ael Ferrara cut N just know, what's just thing, Who did blue is the warmest color I feel like itn't get Isn't he doing a Star Wars movie?? Isn't the guy from Blue is the warmest color? Isn't he gonna do something with Caca Where they have open vaginas? am I wrong, Rob? I don't think so.' that on What's the buzz on that? Iagine they just shave Chewbacca he's got huge fucking tits. Nothing. Oh my. imagine. notothing How likeable would Chewbacca be with tits? A Q score. Oh my God all the way up. Q score all the way up by sllave Leia. You got caught. I'm like free ass Big titted, naked Sean Jubacca. Welcome to side stories. I'm really glad Eddie did the bit. Edie said, I have this bit. I you always go first. I do. I wanted to talk about Grou. I I ca. I was like, God, this is a lot. Yes, especially a lot burriied in there. And then like four minutes into the selffulatio You know, it gets entertainment Why? Be he's like he's like on a slippery surface. first you're looking around, you're like, oh, why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? This is fucked up? And then you're like This is artistic. He did grow up It was a choice. Yeah ye, yeah. He related. He grew up quite a bit. I'm sitting here with curious Star Wars fan, Ed Larson. You ever try pl yourself when you were a kid? No, because I don't believe that for a second. No, because I've never this is we've covered this on round table. We've covered this remember table. I'm just saying all over for the years, I've never been compelled to want to suck my own penis because I've never wanted to suck a penis Okay. may it's your own Especially if it's my own. I never tried because I know I'm not flexible. I like can't touch my toes even as a child. No, I know it's like a fruitess. No, in order for me to suck me off to the point where I like it I would have to like it. Yeah. And I'd have to separate me sucking me off from the suck itself. Could you but yeah here's the thing. Can you separate the pain of your mouth to the joy of your God? No. Actually I'll give you a straight answer. No I can't What it would do to my back would hurt and that would all hurt and the sucking of it would not be that fun. honestly. I feel like the sucking of it would be my the a lack of pleasure I would have in sucking it Yeah would make me not happy The me sucking the penis in general Yeah would make me not jazz. Yeah the last thing you want but I'd get jizzed. If I did it right, which I won't. You I don't think yeah, because You don't w want to like after you jiz be like, I wish I didn't do this You know, you don't want that. I mean, I do I do that, but that's different. That's alone. That's more the sad am t's alone. No, buts but's it's too much. All right. It's called post nut cllarity. Oh, sure,es, that's what I've heard. Side stories L POTL and gmail dot comot I would love to hear one actual story. And I think this is just like snuff films Yeah I don't think anybody's ever suck their own dick till they came inside their mouth. And I'd love to if you know a single person, You send me a picture of their driver's license. That's what I wanted. I want you to ask your friend that says, oh, I definitely sucked penis and my own penis and came in my own mouth. and I want you to send a picture of the hereere's the picture from the driver's license to me. And then what do we send them in return? Nothing. notothing I read it on the show and you get to embarrass your friend on the show. You get to embarrass your friend on the show and that's what you get. And think's a huge Huge get. Yeah Well, we have a light episode today in terms of just like not material. just in terms of it's nice it's a little bit less It's a classic side stories episode. So we got a couple of updates. Nber one. The single mostost American man You have ever met That you never met. you can't meet him. If you do meet him it might slap you in the face, but that's because you better not talk mess about his favorite tubed meat. He might be one of the few people I'd pay for a meat and greet Mbe. I might, Yes, I might. just because it meat and greet. You know what would be nice about paying to see Joey Chestnut is that he then he would take it as a job. Be becausecause if he takes it as a job He's going to nail it. But it seems that and his one on one fan interaction. might not be all that great, but we have reallyally, really good news. in the single most American headline of all time just not has been cleared to defend hot dog eating title at the nation's two hundred and fiftieth birthday celebration despite being on probation for battery. I think that the reason why he's even going. I mean, like it's it is of the time Yes to have somebody on probation. I think most of the people at the two hundred fiftieth will be on probation. I hope so. You know, like, but I think well, yeah, if they ha have ant escappe from jail. Yeah. they will be there because they I feel like The two hundred and fiftieth celebration this year. will be the most ankle monitors we've ever seen on the White House lawn Like, this is gonna be the most On parole Oing wasnt the point of the ankle monitor so you can't leave or are they to be at the White House. They' have to be at the White have to be there Right to yeah and then hopefully participating in the games. But this I guess they are doing this for the two hundred fifteth year for july fourth. Joey Chestnut is being released cocondnditionally from his jail in Indiana, which is hilarious to come to New York City C on was actually in jail. He ask he now isn't under he has one hundred eighty days of probation. He's not supposed to leave Indiana. rightight So he's not supposed to leave the state innda got to work. Well well. D you not do a hot doog eating championship in Indianapolis? Yeah, if you don't wan to make fucking money and they eat sausage there. Do you want to go to honestly, if Joey Chestnut really wanted to be a champion, he'd go to the sun punching competition that happens in Gary. No You see that one where you punch a lineu song Yes and one father tries to punch as many sns as J Sn punching festival. Yeah until he his hand breaks. He does it t his handbreaks and but this year we're hoping to get to a baker's dozen kids. Yeah. That'll be the new record. But Joey Chestnut was in a bar in Indiana getting pretty fucking hammered. As he does He says Joe Juston does not remember the incident Wow. So he's black out. He got fully blackout accccording to him, or according to a video he saw after the fact. I don't know if I miss getting blackout drunk or not. I really don't miss getting Backout drunk. I don't miss wondering Or feeling deeply embarrassed. Yeah J just waking up and be like, o, fuck, who do I gott to call? Well, thankfully, I never block like thankfully or not thankfully, I never bluck at black out. I would definitely feel as if I was driving from the back seat. Yeah. but I definitely wasn't blacked out. You think back in the day when we were going hard in Murderfist, you never blacked out Tallahassee, it was more like that, but not in New York. No. Yeah. I could never drink enough. and stay awake. Yeah. I worked at too many sports bars. There was nothing I could do about that. Thank God I got out of that business. You saved my life. Hey. Hey welcome. Hey welcome into the incredible world of show business. You know, Joey Ch just not Please enjoy business. And apparently he did this thing, which we've all done. Yeah, probably in less observed times where a person came up to him to you shake his hand and it seems they got into like a funny little tussle thing, according to Joey Chestnut when he watched the video after the fact, but then he took it a bit too far when I guess he started slapping them in the face No, Joey just not The gu started slapping Joe? No Joe, he started slapping the fan. thing is is that We don't know what he did. We don't know whether or not this was a situation. Was it a fun slap? They don't the video iss not released. No, Joey Chestnut saying he thinks he entirely admits fault and says, I'm sorry, I'm black. I was blacked out. I got to figure out what I'm what's going on in my life. He did say that. But he's like, it did seem like I was having fun Whatever it was that I was doing, but I heurard the man Wh I was having fun. We didn't know Joey Chestnut's kind of a big boy. six foot one Yeah. Hes six foot one to ten between two ten two thirty, right? Yeah. He is he's big boy. And so it seems they got into a little like what what would have been a funny tussle, but then he was really intoxicated and then he might have really hurt this man and he slapped him a bunch in the face. Now, we don't know whether or not the man who came up to him was saying stuff like Oh mister hot doog man. I he thinks he can eat all the hot dog. It's definitely what happened. You're at a bar in Indiana and Joe justest you want mustard. I got it in my fucking must distributor. Yeah know like then he's having to go like He listen, I'm off the clock, okay? Yeah not today. w you bring it to Nathan. Yeah, ye, hey, when you see me out there at com we can talk Yeah if you not you don't see forty pounds of scargo in front of me. Do work right Yeah normally I'm eating fifteen double pounders or right? but now I'm here drinking bals because that's my real life, right? And so then the guy probably who knows? or then you been not I bet I can eat more hot dog than you. I got bigger hot dogs than me I got a bigg assid, right I'm chest out I ofm a champion. I bet you fucking like Heig's in a blanket. Yeah, off course. just fucking cracks in my mouth. fucking cracks in the fucking mouth. All right. So I ran into Michael Moore at a bar, not Michael Moore the fat documentarian. Yeah. I supped to say he's like a because I bet he could eat a lot ofd dogs. I bet he could do well. No, Michael Moore the boxer, the guy who knocked out and won the title from a Foreman, orr did he lose the foreman Can we look that up real quick. Can we have a straight man fact? Straight man fact? But anyway, so I recognized Michael Moore. I was at a bar. this is years ago. This is before I even knew you. And I saw him in a bar we're all drinking getting blackout. And I coz you out to him'm like, Michael Moore. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we just talking and drinking, we like had a nice night. You call champ Yeah, of course. was get call him Ch Oh dude. I I got to call I got to call Frasier Champ once. No one recognized him. and he was walking around at the it was the the roast of Tarantino. And he was walking around. I was like, what's up Champ? And He's like, he stopped and shook my hand. It was very cool.. But so I see Michael Moore and at the bar and I recognize him immediately. He's got a very distinct face And I was like, we're just talking. I asked him. I was like, do people like try to fight you? And he's like, man All the goddamn time People always try to fight me. like that the last person you want to fight Sorry. It's yes, he beat a Vander Holllyfield He beat Holllyfield, but he lost a foreman is what it was When Foreman came back with for me came that That was the one too, the slow two punch. Yeah, which people said it was a fix, but if you really watch dude, he's got his arms are both like one hundred pounds. like he knows what to do. is one of the hardest with punching boxers ever in all of history. Yeah But remember he's saying the people Yeah, that so this happens to these people. Of course. and Joey Chestnut, he pled guilty to mister Meaner Bannery. So that is kind of cool. He pled guilty acknowledged what he's doing. So he got a hundred less if you slap somebody than if you punch somebody. No, I don't think so. I think should be You know it's all salt E should be like heavy assault. There is there is levels depending on what you do to the person, but you can't get once you get world off a hat, it's assault. That shouldn't be the same as fucking punching you in the face eight times. It's all about severity and the cops going to call it as they see it. largely they're going to call it as they see it, but normally as soon as there's physical contact, it's assault, especially in a domesticiol violence situation. and then depending on the state They might have to do something. So if they if any physical contact happens, which I agree with. I think that's how it goes. If we are getting to the point where we're calling the police thenen obviously something is going on. about shoulder check. shoulder checks should be allowed I couldn't do that no matter what. I feel like a shoulder check is plausible deniability. Yeah, I mean we all have done it. Yeah, Yeahah yeah yeah yeah. sure we've all done it and everybody everybody's challeng somebody el, getet out of the way. I'm trying to get off the subway Of course you gotta do it. All right The thing is is that because of his indiscretion Joey Chestnut was, of course, in danger of not being able to perform this year. And this is a crucial fucking year for hot dogs. It is a big year for hot dogs Big ass year forot dogs. Fuck whatever's happened on the White House. I don't give a fucking shit, but for the hot dog eating competition. Yeah, this is a very big year. two hundred fifty. I bet they're gonna to have to like block off the streets more than usual down. You know who else has performed while on probation Who That that was interesting. Mikeyson, Michael Vick Tiger Woods. Hope Solo. Okay. Who you met? I met Hope Solo. veryer attractive l. Oh yes, T's very nice. Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she didn't try to hit me or nothing. Well, you see that's again and that's because you are a habitual fucking line stepper Eddie And're not. Now we do know that he was not allowed. Joey Chestnut, he says that he was not allowed. remember twenty twenty four famously, He had taken his posossible foods, the fake meat company. He taken advertising. Yeah they got from that He got a worse deal for eating vegan food. He did and he did for slapping a human being. He' getting arrested. He really did. He got way more punished for it, which is true. because he said and then Chestnut then said inside of putting together some other thing, he did an impromptu separate event in twenty twenty four where he competed against four army soldiers And five minute hot dog eating contest. He ate fifty seven dogs in five minutes. other guys ate forty nine combined. Oh, you know he was just relaxing because Oh got to do it fast for Nathans. He's like seventy, I think. Oh dude because then the Patrick Yeah, Patrick Ber Berletti who won the national Nathans that year because He was still there, right? He obviously he got the goal just because the fucking champion wasn't around. He got fifty eight dogs in ten minutes So when twenty twenty five, When Choy Chestnut went back He fucking put down the staggering seventy and a half hot dogs and he won, but he was still five short of his record And he is still very, very upset because he wants to come back because according to Joey Chestnut her sportter isn't about eating I' about drivever drive a hirer to the end of the day Darging challenges both my body and my mind Hey he fucked right before he defended the title in twenty fourteen. He he did engage with his got engageed with his girlfriend but they broke up a year later because you couldn't handle theat. Yeah How many hot dogs could you guys do in ten minutes, you think? In ten minutes. Yeah. Oh man. probablyably like five If I had to, yeah, five, maybe six I am not had to. I'm not a speed eater. Yeah. Also, I don't I want to enjoy it. They don't put like condiments on it. You know, it's just dipping it in water. It just seems gross to me. You know what? I feel like I could Go toe to toe with people shrimp Yo No, I was about to say same God in scallops. I bet I could go I bet I can go hard on sky. I think I can eat solid two hundred shrimp. I have I have an unending belly for shrimp. I can eat shrimp I throw up. I can eat shrimp t I pass out. There is something about it incredible. What's the most shrimp Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking it up right now. Yeah Oh, Joey Chestnut has done some stuff. Oh, I bet. twenty one pounds of shrimp egg. Wh! Wha! That's a.! two hundred shrimps. M. In eight minutes. This is a lot. twenty one pounds. That's a lot of shrimp. You think you can handle that? No I twenty one pounds. I get twenty one poundsrs nothing. Yeah. I like eating it. Oh, and he used horseradish sauce Oh my God. That's what a man. That's a lot of shrimp. He's the real man I wonder if he had to peel it No I mean know that That's kind of what I like about it is like taking my time speed. You can't just be I like to relax with my shrimpies. I like sucking them out. I suck them out of the tail. Oh yeah, your heads. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, fuck yeah, he's eating all that shrimp. Oh my go. Wow. He's just eating shrimp by the fucking handful. Oh That is truly, truly val. This is like that is not how that is not if there's a go that is not how God intended for shrimp to be eaten. I mean, that is howed shrimp is intended to be eaten. I'm sorry fre right. It's a handful fuck shhrimp hand It's just not about eating handful of shrimp like it's an apple that is just not good for you. can't be good I have a bunch of silly subscriptions There's a bunch of them, obviously, all the different apps. differentiff like I definitely love I get like you know, my brain juice. I get like pallets of brain juice every month. legitimately I don't know how to un order, so it just come in gigantic boxes. I don't know what I've done here, right You can get on top of those subscriptions with Rocket money. 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That's betterter HLP dot com slash last pod Thaty from youroray These are like these are like the enhanced games whereas like I know it's wrong, but I'm so morbidly curious. All right. So I watched some of the enhanced games, talking to the enhanced games. I watched some of them just because I was curious. And they were saying according to they brought that vampire a millionaire guy on for some reason, the guy that's like forty two, but looks thirty nine You know what I mean? He keeps replacing his fucking blood over and over again with his sons guy with the big butt There's a guy with BBLs that does pranks all the time. I just figured it was him. likeike he fucking talking about. You don't know about the guy with BBLs that does pranks all the time is always I'm talking about something L at something Well I'm looking one And he runs and let me something. All right. So the enhanced games, we legitimately are nowhere near. they thought they were going to break all these records by having all of these guys in illegal equipment using every single form of PED. They've got one world record. They got one. Yeah, lady swimming. and it's really got a lot to do with the suits What they're saying is it's like high tech suits they were wearing.. They were saying that some of the swimmers were so loaded on PEDs they were literally sinking into the water the mountain The guy from Game of Thrones. Yeah, he fell A full thirty pound short of his record. Dude, he's old thirty KGs his mount. Dame of Rhones was like ten years ago. He killed Pedro Pascal the first time any of us saw Pedro Pascal. No, I'm saying he had set this up The guy who played the mountain. He's been a very high level strongman competitor forties. But that is technically That's prime time for strong men. You think so? Yes. Oh no, I know so. Your bones start going. No, dude, because the thing is is that your mobility starts going. The worst part is that like the thing about the strongest men in the world is that they can't like walk upstairs. But they can do so many other things like a big carry, a big rock, they can throw a tag. they can do stuff like that. But they can't move fast and they're going to die early Be they do that, they're very strong. Yeah. And the mountain was really he was prepping for this. This was a big deal because he was all juiced up to the fucking tits. Yeah to get it over. I mean, they all lived. I feel like that's a triumph in the Ehanced games. And none of them died while, but no, they were all there's a lot of doctors there, A a lot of guys in lab coats L lot of doctors L you know like the X games not X games. What was it the u when they did NFL the XFL they brought that back and they'd have like yeah fake doctors they let they let the players date the cheerleaders I remember that. That was fun. But he hate me. He was fun. Oh yeah, he hate me But it seems it seems that the enhanced games were largely a failure. Fred Curly ran one hundred meters in nine point nine seven seconds, which is insane That's an insane amount, but it's not the record. No, it's not. It did not beat Husin Bolt who ran it in nine point five eight seconds. And he did it normal. Yeah, and he did a normal. Yeah So he did it Hsin Bolt like. But just know that the Nance games were not there yet Hopefully, what I'm hoping in the further broke one versions. I got the one. I got the one. Christian G G Lave They got American. Yeah, love how American these days are G I He went and he got that was a man I sorry, I misspoke it was not lady swimming was men swimming He won, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't count because he was on steroids.. So again, this is I think we're just the beginning of this enhanced games. Next thing I want giant cages. I want them in mech suits with weapons fighting each other. This is next. I feel like but that's like ten Fifteen years off. Yeah Hopefully No, were gonna have to do enhanced games at least like eight times before we get to fight and to a death. I just want fighting. It doesn't even have to be the death. It is the fighting to the to the you' crippled. Yeah. I would that's what I would prefer. If we're doing enhanced games, I want to see really do enhanced things. I want them on sort of like a giant spinning like mountain climbing wall that they'll fall off of into like a bunch of water filledaners real But real like you actually can die in it. I know they have it in Vegas and it's a good place for it, but I feel like the best spot would be like Moscow Oh, that's if we really want to do it. No, Dubai Dubae Just so that men can die legally Yeah, ye. so that we can all be happy and really be entertained. Yeah, where can they do it and actually just kill people and it doesn't matter? Dbye. Dubae. I'm Gary Indiana I'd say either one of those. there's anywhere where they can do a competition to death the economy. Hell yeah. All right. so we got a couple O more update. O more update This guy So last week we briefly talked about the billionaire who fell to his death back in twenty twenty four and his son is currently being accused of pushing him off and we weren't sure about it. There's a lot of things going on obv The story is still developing. When we first thought, I thought it was like a boy. Yeah, I thought it was like a seventeen year old just like, fuck you dad. Yeah you anything I h. You w't let me have tppas in the nightime. Yeah, but Jonathan Andck is a straight up man Yeah who he works for the company, Mango Fashion and he had to quit after he got arrested. And so now he's not even a part of of the mango company anymore. What I love is is that it seems that he went And they're like, yes, they're like, oh, he wanted them the money. He wanted the money. He was trying to kill his father for money. But it's just such a funny idea of being like, aha, yays I will push my father into the canyon and no one will be the wiser. becausecause every man who goes along the canyon he does a risk an eventual death. Yeah, and I believe, you know, I was like, you know, it makes sense. likeike an old man C easily fall his de. I mean does Yeah there's definitely it's not like it's covered in CCTV's and it's not of a very popular path and it's not a thing that they do every day and it's not like he', you know, his whereabouts would be heavily questioned by where if he was even missing for an hour. you know? Well, I think no, it wasn't like he went missing. It was like, he wass like, o no Oh ye I went and I took my father and the next thing you know he slept on a plantine. But the problem is Oh there's all much pulpo. Sal much slippery Pulbo. But the main issue with it is he visited the site Three times prior. He wanted to make sure he like scouted it, but I know what you're saying You scouted it. What's the big deal? I go to places more than once. I've been to Runyan Canyon ten times You know, like, you know, like it's like so it's like I mean, they ask you to leave I think you're there to handle the goats. you know, you' thinking about that., y, so there's still like a little bit of plausible deniability. But then He u they his WhatsApp got leaked Oh no. Yeah, no, his whatsApp got leaked and that's really what's leading to the premeditated premeditated role here and he asked certain things like A judge' writ said that the relationship between the father and son had been deteriorating, owning that Jonathan Ardk's obsession with money. Oh w and his WhatsApp messages had expressed feelings of hatred, resentment and thoughts of death and blaming his father for his situation. My father will not let me go. She will not let me go to the bo he Yeah he said wish cherished loving memories together? Of course they did. Yeah, sure. like when he first gave her money, when he secondly gave her money, when he did o billionaire' sons, they definitely are filled with I guess Ty I don't know if that's true now. but it does show that There is a cost of being a billionaire. There really is and sometimes what that cost is, your family hates you. Y your family hates you and they're gonna try and kill you and steal your money. But everyillionaire of it every he of it. Every single billionaire knows that. Yeah. we saw the movie you ever see the movie Greedy? But yeah, that's the reason why I love the movie Greedy Greedy's great. loveove that movie. Kirk Douglas. Oh yeah. love that movie. but also You know what it is? that's the problem with billionaires, right? is that they're always like, o, I'm a billionaire. Everybody wants to kill me. Now I have to fucking punish the world because everybody wants to kill me. Yeah. They don't really understand. If you had just got down to like nine hundred ninety nine million, we wouldn't wantan to fucking kill you anymore. So maybe you just gott to think about just give enough money away to society where we won't want to fucking kill you anymore Oh, and also Mango Company is like on Russia's side in the Ukraine warar. Oh, sure, they're doing great. Yeah Whatn't making ' them hats? What are they doing for the fashion industry over there? I don't think the man's a nice man. No, probably not. No. Good Rs. Good. I hope they're all punished one by one because everybody hates I cannot believe you're wearing that silver jacketa. I know, there's a good chance I'm completely wrong here, but I feel like if I were going to prison for the rest of my life, I'd want to do it in Spain. Oh of course. Get naps. Oh, spepeaking about shrimp I know it's half of it shimp probably. Spain is you get all the Coke and the red wine Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So many I'd love to go to prison in Spain. I yeah. prison in Spain ye Yeah. so We're gonna get so many Side stories LLgmail d. com What's prison in Spain like? Yeah, do you like it? How are you doing? Are you watching this on Netflix? in prison in Spain? Is that how nice it is? All right, here we go. All right, we got a great story here. This is extremely important There's a lot of times, I know we've covered like, you know, between the Iranian Revolution and Jeffrey Epstein and Alligator Alcatraz, really funny stuff This is one of the more serious stories because you just never know Mhm. You never really know them They are mysterious and honestly, this is another example of why I'm glad we don't have cats. Yeah. this is a Reddit artic This is not a not an article a Reddit post asking for help. Iess. I'm not again, this is not anti cat No. Well I'm fine with cats. againain, we're not anti cats. This is just specific because I will counter this with the dog story, just understand.. This comes from a user named Eldritch Pussy Maggots. So yeah . Remember that when you hear the story. So I'm just going to read this real quick This comes from right at everybody's favorite place Not really looking for a fix, just information, just looking for information. The cat, seven years old, male neutered, has already been to two behaviorists when my parents had him, Both were confused according to my parents. This is a known issue But it doesn't cause any problems because he's not allowed to interact with other cats whatsoever. Okay. Definitely not an issue at all. He's very sweet to people Not very small children. Ed he gets overwhelmed by kids, R? He doesn't try killing them Yeah. But he seems to react to other cats the same way he would to a squirrel or to a rabbit as in just pure predation. No recognition that they are in the same species. He doesn't display any territorial aggression. other cats, none of its dominance behavior, ears don't go back, fur never puffs out. He never growls or hisses, notothing He's just hunting N seen anything like it The shelter was hesitant to adopt him out of all of this due to his history, but they did so because one of the other shelter workers personally knew my stepmother and was interested in weird cats. Heys cat, weird? think God. we see weird you going weird?' go backwards in Hey lady, got weir psy? Yeah, weir psy to.' talking about cats, but I like to use that word to freak you out. Yeah, they do that just to kind of make people uncomfortable Wh should we a pussy at? I got n. They were considering euthanasia Euthanasia because he was returned multiple times. They want but we still wanted to give him a chance due to just how friendly to people he was and Sart is. sure He's well fed, He's always been well fed, killing and eating other cats, which belonged to a previous owner was not something he did out ofper desperation Judging by what I know about the event and what behavior I've seen, I'm entirely sure it was predation Injured a cat, my parents were pets sent to the point of needing an emergency vet visit, and extensive reconstruction of its neck cats were separated, but a child left the door open for a minute. My cat ran downstairs, caught the smaller cat, went for the throat, immobilized, and attempted to drag him underneath the furniture. They were separated before he could kill the cat. My parents have had him since twenty twenty three. and I recently, september twenty twenty five, took him when I moved somewhere that allows cats. I'm set on keeping him. Cool. Very important note, he's no longer around other cats. Great, period. D Edit one more details. He did eat a cat owned by one of the previous people who adopted. mention this actually it's a cannibal cat. Y. In addition to two previous surrenders for similar behavioral issues, which I don't know much about. fromrom what I know he's had a good introduction to a smaller female cat with no territorial behavior, was left alone for a day when the owner came back It was a giant bloody mess. The shelter was sure that he did kill the female cat and was eating the body. That's the reason why they were considering euthanasia until he was offered to my stepmother Further clarification, he does not hate cats. He likes them. Just like how he likes birds. I mean you really can't tell It's just like, did Jeffrey Dahmer like guys Yeah foruc know? j a lot Too much. Predation and territorble behavior are not different things. If you can't tell the difference, you shouldn't be giving input on this post. He is not stressed by other cats He is not anxious and does not feel threatened by other cats. He doesn't need anxiety medication. Anxiety medication doesn't stop cats from having a prey drive. He does not hiss or growl or try to look intimidating He has no other behavioral problems. He doesn't yowl or anything when he attacks. He finds cover, stalks, ears up, eyes big, completely silent gets very curious and excited when he sees other cats. He's seen my friend's cat separated by ceiling height gait and supervised by two people. He seemed extremely inquisitive, sniffing, ears forward, no sound did not respond whatsoever to my friend's catsing hissing, growling, or puffing up. He just seemed curious and started trying to see if he could stick his head around the side of the gate and ping through the bars. Th he started to looking back at me and meowing and rubbing on my legs No, dit number three. No, He is not gonna to be euthanized. I did not make this post asking for advice. I made it asking for information about why he's fucked up. stop telling me to put him down, stop applying human morals to animals. He behaves like any other small predatory mammal, onlyn he doesn't have the ability to recognize member of his own species. I've already had him by myselfince September of last year. and before that I was around him at my parents' house since twenty twenty three, okay? He's literally fine by himself. And I love him. All right, he's perfectly healthy and affectionate. andm the smartest cat I've ever own. and a hundred plus people tell me to kill my pet. It bothers me. So wouldn't bother you? Siously fuck it off. J b me fuck off. It isn' an open forum. Eit for changing the format. So the events were in chronicological order and clarified some vague tennises Here's it anyway, I will not. You just guy. I don't care what you say It is a cute cat.ry that's my Reddit lady voice. Oh no, that's great. Go to the bottom of this and click on the next one there There you go. That read the follow up post up, up, up There, there you go. click on that Here we go, There's the cat. Oh, yeah, the cat's really cute. Sat's really cute. Cat's really cute. I thought Jeffy Dahmer was a really to be honest, a really attractive teenager. Did you read the follow up by a chance? No, it did not read the follow up. Do you want to try and guess what the cat's name is Damon, Casey Anthony. Baby Jesus. That is the funniest fucking what? Cat's name is Baby Jesus. The cat's name is baby Jesus. and it's a cannibal. This is just unbelievable. Jesus feeds himself to the Catholics. Oh every day. Catholics e. Catholics are cannibals. Yeah, they are cannibals. Yeah, so C I ask, Eddie, and we were talking about this right before the show. I unfortunately believe. Let'm gonna say this nicely. I love you all I feel that the cat is unsavable And if the cat, I don't think it needs saving killing other animals do get it it's if it's living alone with this man then you don't have to worry about it Lots of cats kill other animals, tigers, lions, It's probably reincarnated. You know, I guess, you know, in the end, if this is what this person wants to do I just find it interesting that they really spend such a long time defefending the cat. When you just knows obviously I mean, I don't know what he was expecting people to say Yeah. I don't know. I don't know how you can make this post and say my cat's a cannibal and then people tell you to kill it and then, you know, like what the fuck This is a handsome kitty is from from it is the Reddit comment Yeah is a handsome kitty. Gad to see that you're giving them the best life. Eldrch Pussy Magnets. That is the man's name. Eldridge Pussy Magnets loves this cat Magets, I keep saying magnets, Maggotets Allry, Jery Yeah. He takes them out on a harness And a leash, which I think is irresponsible need the cat if you're gonna to keep it needs to stay in the house. My parents alorry, so this is in the update. My parents also kept him with a very large maneoon He didn't seem to understand any larger cats attempt to communicate. Baby Jesus would ignore the hiss and growling, got his ass handed to him when you sat there and he didn't back off. And he says here would try to eat a Chihuahua Yeah, that's what it's saying. They would try to eat a fucking chihua. I'd say anything it's size or size. He does play rough. That's what he says. Yeah, he plays rough Yeah. It's a fucking murder. It's a murderer. Yeah. It's a fucking murder. And we all know dogs play rough Well, when they, you know, when you when you' when you're speaking their language He doesn't like string toys. He just looks at his hand. It's just the way they brought up all of this without anybody saying anything about the cat killing and eating other cats and then everyone te just be like I can't believe that you guys have an opinion on this thing. I'll post it out for an opinion You made an opinion post asking for opinions and then you gave me all your opinions and you're fucking wrong I love he theses answering. My tints are caght in my belt My tits are g to my belt. I got stuck in the I got to the OBGYN kick me out today because I they found a snake in there But apparently there is like they found Cat had killed other cats before. Yes has killed multiple cats. Yes. and yes, it's like, oh, it's not around other cats. Is that what we do with a psychopath murderer? R Like you take them away from society and you lock them up and you put them away. But yeah, but then he's not he doesn't get to stay away. Like he doesn't get treats and stuff. Like when a prisoner when a cat gets puts in prisone Maxwell gets treats She is a great time. Anyime someone talks about her, they get in trouble and they get moved. Wow yeah facility for pets. We need a mental facility for pets.. I've been thinking about this. I'm actually gonna start one. I'm gonna start m my ack bagggins Zach Baggage should buy this cat and have it go around the fum. Yeah H to kill other cat. Y That's a great idea. Yeah. They should put him up for that. you hear that? you hear that Eldritch pussy maggots I you ag. Well, this could have dovetail S honestly, that was big money. Oh I hate looking out my window. Every day I get up and I look outside of my window and what do I see? Cybertruck Every day. the guy lives across from the street from me. he's got a cybertruck. and you know how I fix that? Blinds. com That's right. Go grab the little pole to the left of the blinds and you squeaky, squaky, squakie, squeaky, squaky. And they shut. 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Fly from your grave Maybe we can figure out what's wrong if we use this like, So in China, they've been doing this AI weird animal translator thing that people are like falling in love with, saying that it can recognize what a dog's saying and it going put all these things out. My problem as soon as I saw the words AI, I'm like, o, that's fucking stupid but yeah yeah Because this is the thing. can I everyone does want to talk to their pets. We all do. We all want to know. You don't really want to know what they're saying. I I actually was like I read a very interesting article this weekend about Dogs and you ever se this thing with the communication pads with the buttons that they can say words. Yeah, bitch. fuck you your Yeah It's always bitch. bititch. kill the president, kill the president, kill the president. I was like, why where did you learn that And I u but this the thing about AI said that The dog. Yeah, obviously. But this AI Like I feel like it's saying it's using this AI is now a buzzword. They're throwing AI on things. They tryed to sell me at the store the other day. My dryer broke I just want a dryer. I want one of those dryers something like my mother has, where you just replace the one part. She's had the same der for fucking thirty five years. He says it doesn't exist anymore You could get this other dryer. It's like, what is it? He's like The thing is you're going to want to buy this dryer. You're going to have to buy the washing machine with it. I'm like, what are you fucking talking about? He's like, it's got AI in it and the AI talks to the washer. I talk back and forth. AI, I hate. I want it to die and it's destroying the planet. Th theseese data centers need to be closed down, But AI, if it's going to do anything, it should be doing our laundry talking about No, no, no. it's just, but it's just a buzzword first. you mean software. It's just software. It is not'm a little your washer' not thinking. It's not sitting going I hope that these panties aren't full of enough. Th panties are all full of blood. I guess it must be the ladady top. Like that's not what it's thinking. It's not thinking anything. They're just connected together. It's stupid. AI iss a buzzw worord that means fucking nothing with this term, like This idea of using dog translation apps doogs and animals. Heay more so develop Tailor made to you. So they were talking with dogs on the talk pads. they would learn a couple of things. L they say that they could talk they could teach a dog up to like forty or fifty words. Yeah. And you choose the word. Yes. and they say that sometimes dogs can really put together in a string ertain words And then you figured out certain things. Oh yeah,ah the AI thing just saying, Mom, I love you. Yeah. Yeah, off course everyone's gonna love it if it just says, Mom, I love you. Yeah, but it didn't say that No it's trainese. Yeah, it's saying I want to kill the cat next door. It's saying I want to kill Odie. I want to kill the I want to kill your son. I want to kill the children. Yeah. listen to the dog people that are training the dogs, they find that the dog really understands things obviously around food, treats, but the word now Like dogs love the word now. And then if you could figure out you' very impatient. You put the word later in and it's this funny thing. peopleeople talk about ending in this like long like argument with their dog where they're just going like Treat, treat and you go like no, later and goes now. and it's like later, now, later now. it's kind of funny but it's It's only communicating because it's learning You I don't think it understands the concept of later. I think it understands the concept I think they think later is no. Well that is, it is. It's just in our mind we we believe we're creating really nuanced conversation with the animal when we're really just sort of gamifying its's already it's its natural ability to completely understand all of your Vverbal cues and physical cues. It's watching everything it's watching every movie that you make. You wan to see an example of a negotiation with a cat? Sure. He M me It's saying Pippy doesn't want you near here because Pippy's trying to eat. Okay but that's I mean, that's interesting Yeah I mean I don't care. I don't think it's real. I don't think it's I don't think the AI part of it is real. Now Julie wants to go to a pet psychic Give me the money I'll do it. Let me do. If she's gonna pay money to talk to a pet psychic, I'll do it. But you gotta dress like a psychic. Oh, yeah, I have black face and everything She'll have no idea. She'll have no idea. it's me. I need lots of necklaces Oh yees. some fingertips. Oh yeah, I'm coming in a whole thing. Oh yeah, she won't have any idea. You' like, here we go. I mean here it's mistress Wanda. Yeah, She's like, we should go, we should see what Tots's thinking. I'm like, baby I really don't want to go. And she's like Tootsie's thinking.ie die. M Totsy, I was I thought it was the end and then she's like she popped back up again and she's just walking around, eating a bunch of cookies and shit having a great time. Unbelievable. Once I started getting carbs down her, she fucking turned a new leaf. Tell me about it. Yeah. Oh my gosh, she fell down the ramp though. And she tumbled like real slow. was very it was actually the cutest fall that was very dangerous that I've ever seen. She has no idea she's alive She' she's alive, but I love her, but you know what Dg does know? This dog in Nebraska that shot a woman with a shotgun. is that when police in Nebraska were responsible you didn't read this one yet No. They responding to a shooting. they arrived at the scene to find an unusual culprit. The incident took place in the Scottssbluff town of Nebrasa This is according the mirror U shots were fired in a parking lot of a local convenience store. pololice arrived at the scene and they found a truck Wen his doorors damaged and a woman who had been struck on the arm by a shotgun pellet Investigation in the matter showed that the woman had a loaded shotgun in the back seat of the car, which was inadvertently fired by her dog as it moved around the seats. The shot ended up damaging the car and even struck a female passerby I doesn't really know how does that happen because they had the shotgun sitting on the fucking chair and the dog jumped on it and it went off. How does it pull the trigger with its paw? It depends on how big the paw is. you know, it gets in there and it gets stuck and it freaks out because its foot is stuck in the goddamn ggered You don't arrest the dog though, right? No, you arrest the owner and you take their guns away hopefully , that can't be. There's no way they're taking the guns away. I feel like in the end, I love the article just shows a dogs baw. Just to be like. And this this is the hands of a murderer. The hands of a terrorist. This guy, I mean, this guy should be talk about someone that should be put down. It's a lady dog's owner. Yeah, it's a lady. She's just driving around with a shotgun loose in her back seat. Yeah, with the dog, well, that's the dog shotgun. You at least Yes, I didn' dog How else is it gonna to go duck hunting? I can't I mean, you know You don't want to become a murderer. You know, that's one of the worst things it could be. Is that why they call it? riding shotgun? Oh, It was in the backseat. And, why do they call writing sh So you can get up there and shoot out the window Hopefully. Yeah, I think so. I think that's the whole thing. Yeahere gotta shit. giveive us a story, Eddie. All right, here's this one I'm loving. and it's been developing over a couple of weeks and I kind of had it in my pocket and didn't bring it up yet, but this one I fucking love. All right. so Mount Everest, stupid to climb. All right. Well, now it's definitely like you can just pay money to climb There's a line Like you have to like stand in line when you go to Mount Everest and slowly walk up behind a bunch of people andit because there's a small weather window and once you can get to the very peak of it, right and' a certain season you have to go in and there's so many people doing it that they have now created this like log jam at the fucking top that just sits there. Yeah, which is insane to me Also, there's other mountains. Mount ofvers isn't the only mountain. You can go to other mountains. There's other mountains. There's totally the other mountains. Yeah, well what about no one does Titty cocka no more? No one does Titty cocka no more? Well, I think that's a link. But Nepalese authorities have charged thirty two Sirpas And in the alleged fake rescue and insurance fraud scream scheme up in Nepal taking high altitude trucking industry, including routes associated with Everest tourism. They' want they've gotten over twenty million dollars from people. What they've learned from twenty twenty two to twenty twenty five. this is a thing that's so funny because the Sirpas They lead them to places they can't get down from and then they're like, oh, you need to be rescued and then they call their boy who owns a helicopter. and then they come get them they like, do you want to come get you want to get ca? And then they have to like fucking put down the ladder and they charge them out the fucking ass. This is how I believe. This is what I believe. This is the true Satanist part of me and sadly the capitalist part of me that says if you want to pay T time money to go to the top of Mount Ephrest and you can't properly research the team that you should take and this happens to you. You fucking deserve it. I think that if you were because guess what they're also doing? They're not leaving you to die definitely just kill you and take all your things if they wanted to. This's an extended scam that I actually think is kind of funny. The alleged scheme has affected four thousand seven hundred and eighty two international climbers. It's very stupid. That is a lot of fucking people. It's a lot of people look at the line, that is the crew. So right now Rob is showing a video of a line of at least forty to fifty people Dude, that's one hundred fifty. Dude waiting to go to the top to get their little fucking picture, right? It's like the rise of resistance line. Yeah it's on Everest. Oh yeah, and they wait like this so they can all get their little picture. and then sometimes the problem is that While they're standing and waiting, the weather can change so rapidly that they all have to run for emergency cover. like Yeah. This is's just getting out of control. It's getting the idea of this as a money making scheme and a clout chasing exercise is kind of getting at. There's so many mountains for you to go to. You don't need to go to Everest But also Here's the other developing part of the story. The Sherpas they're finding were poisoning people They were like poisoning their food that they were making putting like they were putting a bunch of baking soda in it and it was making them like feel like they had food poisoning and stuff like that and get or like because it mimics altitude sickness. Yeah. And so they thought that they were getting altitude sickness when they were up there, but they weren't and they were just because they had a bunch of baking soda in their bellies and then they would have to get rescued. And here's the other thing they were doing. I think this is actually how they got caught was they would do a helicopter rescue and like, you know, your dad gets sick and he needs to be rescued. You're sticking around with him, right? Of course. And you have the whole family with you. So the whole family needs to get in the helicopter. Oh yeah, and that's and that's money for fuel. But what they were doing was they were charging each person in the helicopter for chartering the helicopter. Of course, rather than just a ride in a chartered helicopter. No, they fucked every everything they made you buy a ticket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was like they're really going after it. one hundred seventy one out of one thousand two hundred forty eight rescues they seem appear to be fake And they so they just been ripping people off dude and they got caught. Um, in fraud that it came out to nineteen point six nine million is what they're expecting. But now they're getting sued by the Nepalese government for one point five billionars in restitution. God damn. I mean, like this is just one of those where if you want to go and do this thing in order to get your fucking picture and do all it's like I don't know what to tell you. You should research your Sirpa company better. Yeah, man, or you just Catfman don't do it. Catman can do. Sometimes a catman do. Sometimimes a catman don't All right, one more story that I really liked and we'll get out of here after that Elder abuse is I hate when people take advantage of the elderly and steal their money. It makes me insane. Yeah, if you're gonna to do something to the elderly, make sure you you make them vote first.. Oh no don't them away. I gunpoint.. So an elderly California couple, this is out in Riverside, this woman, she fell for an elder an elder scam, which is hard to do. I mean, well, this is the thing ell like I had to sezell someone money this week because there was like a death and Is It was a hitman fee? or Yeahah, it was a hitman fee. And but the Zell made me like promise that I knew this person like four times before they sent the money. Honestly, as they should. they should. I was very impressed by Zelle. But this lady she was on Facebook and someone impersonating Tom Sellich. kept hitting her up for money F first it was eighty bucks and it was eight hundred bucks and then you imaged Tom Selleck asking you personally for eighty dollars. That dude's got so much stinking money. He is in the way also if you knew anything about his lifestyle and knew that Tom Sellk ced He has this incredible life in which he rolls into his job and which he makes multiple million dollars and he fucking goes into he sits he's like a two day a week where he just he doesn't stand in any of the scenes. He literally sits in every sceneude that was got jilty in in in one hundred one and crime one hundred one. He didn't the first time I saw him, I whispered to Julie, I was like bet he doesn't stand the entire movie. And he didn't Nope. because that's a part of it. He's like I sit now. That's what I do. I fucking sit. And so Tom Selk then going on to Instagram, which also then funny and then also him hitting you up and then hitting asking you for eighty dollars does seem to be Inaney was the first time and then it got up to eight hundred and then it was like a charity event and then his like managers like son died apparently. And so she keeps like she falls completely victim to it. She's like they starts to get like littleittle sexy the messages. Oh ye yous to flirt a little bit. That to the point of how Tom sound like' a throwing that. Yeah. So her husband cuts her off completely. notot like he doesn't kick her out of the house or anything, but like he cut her off completely. he finds out that she gave him something like a hundred grand or something like something insane amount of money it wasn't a hundred grand, but it was a lot of money and it was obviously fake and she was obviously getting taken for a ride, but she believed it wholehearted. So he took away her credit cards, took away this, took away that And then she starts asking her friends for money to give to Tom Selk. And so her and her friends are like, Hey, listen, just want to let you know what she's doing. So the guy He had it up to hear Murder suicide. Jesus fucking Christ. He like did it? Yeah, he for some reason I thought it was the lady who did it. No the husband murders He was embarrassed and he was sick of losing because you're when you're old, you have no income anymore. No you're just giving That's why it'sus is so bad because like it's all the money these people are going to have for the rest of their life. Oh ye, theyost the money stealing and they're staling the steal. So the guy like lost his fucking mind and then she started asking his friends and that was the final straw because he was embarrassed on top of being broke unt he just fucking off her and killed himself. Jesus fucking Christ I had no idea it was him. Well, you know, in the end it is super embarrassed to be coucked by fake Tom Sellck. It's very embarrassing Yeah. You know what I mean? It's not like because Tom Sellek even he ain't what he used to be. I mean, obviously my mom, my mom ' still got that that's the one, I think that has got the open invitation to fucker Oh my mom would have done anything for Tom Cell. My mom I think would become a dirty evil fucking gross whorror for Tom Cella. Oh yeah I mean like I think that she'd become like one of the like she'd become like a dad like a fucking Grimy fucking street woman for Toms. Tom Zek is a famous detective He should solve this crime and find out who's doing this. Can we email Tom Selk Yeah, Tom Selon anywere Tom Selic email hot he is in that picture. He was very hot God look at that to those thighs. He' very big. Jesus Christ was out. He was a real man. Yeah, he was a real man