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Feful terms at mintMobile d. com There's no place to escape to. This is the lastost. On the left. Sence stories?. That's when the cannibalism started Side stories, yes. B I can talk to you now.ll I'm done with my text messages and I may speak with you now. Who'd you text? I was texting with Julie. Yeah, what' you say? We were talking about Summer House. We'll get into it later though. I I'm already angry. Just like thinking about it. I know Eddie has brought this up. He has said he is the only person that could perly do summerhouse slash Last podcast on the left News coverage. Yeah, man. But you're saying that you you know There's an older's content There's content we gott to talk we'll talk about it. We'll get to it towards the end. We have updates, we have updates. We do. We got all kinds of shit, but a lot of stuff. I think the most important issue of the day Yeah is Does anyone actually like the handlebar mustache? Okay, I'd like to put this right here to everyone. We're gonna start this out hot. Okay. weelcome aside You't No, no, not you. No, no, not you Rob. You have no idea. No. You have gs like this. Let's just talk about this So's's two different handlebars. Let's start organized. Okay? Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Sbrowski. I'm sitting here with the properly bearded Ed Larson. Hello, how are you? Also, Rob, you don't have a handlebar mustache. You have what I call a western droup That is a normal droop M answers are supposed to go down. I believe this. okay. I'm sorry for everybody. I already know my friend who runs the Rdot Wh is one of the Kim, who' one of the most wonderful brilliant artists I have ever met, truly incredible artist. Her husband has a handandle Bar mustache. and I don't know what happened there because she's so incredible. Her husband's a wonderful man. I don't know why he chose the handandlebar mustache because what we were saying right before we were recording is that the handlebar mouache is an exact example A man chooses. Now, I think we need to before we even go further, there are two types of handlebar mustaches. Are there? There's the one that goes straight down like this. See, I don't know is that technically I don't think it's a handlebar mustache if it goes down. I know. That's also a handlebar mustache. But you are specifically talking about the frilly one, the dynamite, the tie, the girl to the ra the railad track. If you have a handlebar mustache, I pretty much assume you are a non union stunt rigger. Yeah. If you have a handlebar mustache, I assume you are somebody that is running from allegations someplace else and's trying to hide, right? Because what you'd have this straight up here, this is a good example. F man' shoe is what I was thinking. A fool man shoe different, but a foo man shoe like is okay. A horseshoe' okay Fanchu, Rob doesn't even have a full fuanchu because' go all the way down. I would do a Fuanchu I've done it, but' I'm saying this to the mb boys right now We're starting hot here. Sidestories LPOTL Gmail. com To me, it feels like if I Like how do you put this? Like the beard. I've put the beard on is man makeup Because I've decided to and I can', right? When I have the mustache and I choose my mustache, the reason why I have my mustache is because of the polarizing effect of my mustache. I love the fact that people wonder if I'm a pilot, wonder if I'm a police officer full mustache. I love my fucking mustache. You all know what your mustache look. And I love all mustaches. I was saying to, I'm gonna to payd money to have a pencil thin mustache. We'll see, we'll talk about it. I'm gonna to pay Iagine up a price yet. I imagine Eddie with a pencil thin mustache and tell me that that's not gonna to be the single funnest day of all of our lives When he's walking around with a pencil thin mustache and how fun that will be. if we put a big chef's hat on him and he walks around go. I wish I had a pencil thin mustache. I think you'd look amazing person. But the handle it. But the thing about the handlear mustache is it's a stubborn male choice, much like h for a while. I did cil warar hair, right? I cut the what's that very bottom middle one, the one where I cut the chin hair off and I just did the f I did the full chops, right? I did the full Civil War thing. Into the mustache. Into the mustache. I love the way it looks, but it looks bad. You know why you like it Because you're a man. And it's stupid looking. Yeah I enjoy things that are stupid looking. Yes. and I like how other men look when they look stupid and when they make a choice to look stupid except for the handlebar mustache. On just because to me, it's telling me you got too much time. Clip off the edges, be serious about the mustache. everythingthing else carries. Yeah, like what do you ever do any of those people have like good jobs I don't know Beause you have to like what is your husband do? You have to email me sorry, Z PoL, email. comot. Yeah. it's because here's the deal. like I know we might get a little heat for this, but I' we get heat for every single thing we've ever said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. so I don't really care. No. But yeah no, it's silly And it's hard for me to take you serious. Like if I'm hiring somebody, do something for me, whether it's like write jokes or like fix my toilet And you show up with one of those curly mustaches. get the fuck out of my house. I don't think you can do the job properly. I don't want you again, you have to only you have to be selling popcorn. Yeah. The only way you have that handlebar mustache and I'm going to take you ser if you do sell popcorn with a handlebar mustache, on you. Excellent. And also truly because we're not we're not IPA guys either. No either one of us. we don't like IPAs. we don't like the big heavy things. and we're not like I like a c mustache. It's an IPA mustache. It really is. All right. Now I know why we don't fucking jam with these fuckers. There's something about it that doesn't mix with our lifestyle and unfortunately, every time we see a handle more mustache I just want to attack. Yeah. I mean, and I think you're allowed to have it. just know that this is how people might feel. That's how men feel. That's also why I kind of stopped cl in the door like Nice nice mustache. Yeah because they don't have the mustache and they like seeing you walking around looking like an idiot. Someone should have it. Sure if you work in the circus. Yeah. what about if it's a different color? L if someone dyes it. disgusting. Again, keep them donon't let the mustache do all this work for you mustache It not a personality. Yeah. All right, you have to be I'm too much personality give you personality. No, it can't. It can give you it can make you more fun to look it makes you a deterrent. It makes me angry at you No for having a mustache? No, a handlebar mustache. Handlebar mustache You did this one. I didn't do this. You came in hot like this. I'm sorry, everybody. I love her.re the one who came in h. I just sa her. I love every everyverybody's upset already I. I mean, I just think that it's important all mustaches What about the Salvador Dali? Nothing I love better than the Salvor Dali. It's different because it's a true affectation and no one does the Salvador Dali. someone who's a painter they're allowed to have Yeah A professional bowler Professional Bowler doesn't really have any standards. Yeah, they couldt have them must. They can do whatever they want. Well yeah, Ice cream salesmen As long as they don't have the truck and attracting children. Oh that what that they're just doing it on the street? This is a barista thing. Yeah I see the hybrid. That's new. The hybrid mustache sooul patch. that is a new Like that the Zppo' coming back. You know what I It's taken time for it to come back. You know what it's a weird thing I've been doing lately and this this will expose me. but I've been obviously I need a beard trim and all that stuff. but I get rid of this. Yeah, people do that. I get rid It jl patch and like I keep it empty. You know why? for a living Not that it gets in the way, I just want people to see my lips because I mumble You know, and like so I I must search for the. It's like literally, yeah, so people can see me Mumble and then they might be able to understand me a little more if I'm mumbling. Youour true ally That's what this is about. He made a little mouth window. That's what he's saying. The flavor saver, that's what they call it. But you know what, hey? That's why you had open it. You know who loved his flavor savers? Wh Jeffrey Epstein. Let's get him with an update. It's an island adventure. It's an island adventure Yeah, it's Geffrey time This one isn't a super thick update. No because it's kind of this one's actually, I think it's our first fun one. You know, I like this one because this lives in a world of total fantasy and it's like this is a way to like if this was true, everything be al right. It's not So it's not But it would be funny if it was. All right. It has been with the Michael Jackson Bioic came out and everyone's loving it. It It's doing great. People love it. It's really it's really like it's honestly it's made like three hundred million dollars. It's what they crushing it. They did the smart thing. You don knowt like how every movie, you know Good feells, blow and stuff. The first half's amazing. Yeah And then it's the fall and you're like, oh, that's sad. What they did with the Michael Jackson movies, they understood ust do the good stuff. Yeah, just do the good stuff. That's like Do they even have his father like beating him and shit? I think he literally goes like, Michael Lwers knew you could dance. And that's thing he says. I remember the Tupac movie was so bad. Oh his mom's like, Tupac, you go out there and you do your wepping? know I know that you're gonna rap your way at the hood It's one of my favorite My favorite ones. Yeah,. and it's just like played by a Native American woman, you know. So the why this is going on is there's the famous in the Epstein file drop. There's a couple pictures of Michael Jackson. There's the famous picture of Michael Jackson. One of my favorite looks like a ghost. The super creepy one. That one is my favorite. and I send that to my family and friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's one of my favorite being. like I guess' that's one of my favorite new life bits I've been doing G guess who's coming out tonight and then I send this picture. Hes as white as the wall. Yeah. He's a frightening this picture. Yeah, no, he looks very scaary. B of him. I think it's in his most unhealthy. So here's the deal with everything here. There is a conspiracy going around, which I belieelieve tr, but I loveove the story. Very much so is that Michael Jackson was going to Epstein Island Bying children to rescue them And bring them back to Neverland Ranch where they'd be safe. He's flipping kid. it's like that He's flipping kid. This is the conspiracy and right when the Epstein files dropped, it came out a little bit and then it went away but now that the docs out, it's coming back out. A lot of people are saying it's true. lot and it's obviously very Ridiculous. Well, I love the idea of, you know, Michael Jackson popping and little Saint James. just going like Yeah. Oh defly just got to have some new Iend you back up there, this is my new too. go's like,ah, absolutely Michel.'s take a, go go please. And then they go over and the ma is like,. okay. Now bl walk, okay. Okay, now now lean keep leaning. keepeep leaning backwards. down now lean. I throw the hat. Okay, I take these four the other go I'm doneb. I don't need to see those. And then they're Kids are like, o my God, we're going with Michael to Neverland Ranch and he's gonna save us from having to be cocktail servers covered in sand. Meanwhile, there's just like a loose chimpanzee and They get him to Neverland Ranch she's like, Okay, he go He's he rude. Michael, why are you staying here? He He r. We all should Ohen can say him like as close? I you just hear the kids just go Oh no B straight from the fucking pan into the llamas's asshole. Man, that has gota be frightening. You get pick up like Michael Jackson. Yeah. You go on one carousel ride and then you get your dicksuck Man, where is that? Whild whyy does the Nland Ranch like reopen it? At least make it like a haunted carnival. I think there's a lot of people that are still super L like upset about it. Yeah. You know, let me see you who owns it now? R Berkele? Ron Berkele. Oh, You don't mean Ron Berkele doesn't want to fuckking whoo's Ron Berkele? Come on, you know Ron Berkele. Yeah, O guy. What do you mean I know Ron Berkele? Our guy. Wh' know the fuckking tal about. our investor in Yaca Pico comppiess co founder. Ron Berkele. Oh God, Jesus. Look at that guy dying in front of us. That guy Oh's with Diddy. Oh yeah, I love them pictures him and Diddy. is so funny You want to think about that guy doesn't fuck kids? Yeah, no way, Berkel doesn't. We also produce the Michael movie? Yeah involved. He's quite smart. So he's in on it. So all right. so anyway. So the picture is so Michael Jackson's security guard come out and said I was there when the picture was taken. We were going around and we Michael wanted to buy a house in West Palm Beach. And so he was going to houses and looking at everyone's house and then he went to he was thinking about buying Jeffrey Epstein's house. And he said that every house that they went to go look at, the person who owned the house wanted the picture with Michael. Of course they do. And so he ended up taking picture with like ten people that day. Sure. reason heed by his house so he can live next to his best friend, Barry Gibbs Oh, his favorite go That's really nice and then they could get back and forth and they could eat like bone soup together and they They could Eiffel toower, a couple of kids. I don't think he's done anything wrong, right? Didarry Gibb do anything wrong? No no No Bry he's just a beGee. Yeah. he's just a beady he's got cancer. That's all. Yeah. and like, you know, I could see him love in Epstein's place. He's got all the stuff he loves.'s got all the stuff he needs. He's got the medical chair, It's got the dentist area that he can get his propofol and can get his meal still kicking. Oh yeig Oh the other Gib got cancer then Anyway, so so basically and then so Michael was only there in West Palm, not the island. The other famous picture was with Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson and Diana Ross. And that is just That' just like they're at a benefit together. Can't even imagine what that dinner's like just silence. I just feel like you seeing the four of them, those four people sitting together at a table. Jeffrey Epstein Diana Ross and Michael Jackson. I got to say Jeffre Epsstin created the silence because I feel like the three of them would have had a great time. Bill Clood's a fun guy. So was Diana Ross is kind of unbelievable. Is she? I love Diana. I saw her live. I saw her live last year and I couldn't believe how good it actually was. Wow, that's right. Yeah, yeah. she had like four costume changes. She was unbelievable. But she getidered another there. No, see this is the time Yeah And they block out the children's faces, but it's already been said that the children are Diana Ross's children. Yes. And so it's not even actual children is that you know, so it's one of those type of situations. No, Michael Jackson his activities inside of his own bedroom with the children that he was teaching at a dance. And that's the difference here that he was just peddling to himself. And that's that you know, FC and they kept saying, oh, he was just trafficking people to himself. He was not Michael Jackson was. Michael Jackson was a one man shop he wasn't trying to pass these kids around because you know why ous. And he didn't want him having them around. He got so angry thking about Lindsey Graham fucking one of his boys. He didn't want to peddle him out. So the reason this is back in the news is because Dan Reid, he's the guy who directed Leaving Neverland. Oh yeah the HBO documentary. The one that the sad one The sad one. The super, super sad one, the one that kind of featured like all of the exposees that the guysy coming out Yeah. I know what I felt bad for was findinding Neverland. I thought that movie was great. and now everyone just thinks that's that. You know it's funny though Fighting Neverland is also about a child moleser. isn't it I mean, no, it's about the guy wre Peter Pan. Is he that child monster.? W the guy who wreose one though, Alison Wnerland's the one, I believe. ll? Cont continue. Let's continue. I think' the same guy. I don't care. I don't care about that fucking shit. Here's the deal. So Dan Rereed peopleople have been people so Dan Reid was like, hey fucking talk like this. Michael Jackson is worse than Jeffrey Epstein. That was his statement that he came out with. And so when he came out with that statement, some of Michael Jackson's fans AIed a photo of Dan Reid and Jeffy Estein together. Yeah, say that you are you are Epstein's friend. And then Dan Read's like, no, that's not me. That's my face on Noom Chomsky's bx, which is the most hilarious body swap possible. If I could find out that I could be a direct body swap for Noom Chomsky. I'm quitting life just disgusting. What a horrific body. Also yes, there was a Lew Evan Davies was the woman that the JM Berry, who was the author of Peter Pan, he got way too close with the boys that the Peter Pan stories were based upon and he adopted them and lived with them and they also very Michael Jackson, they kind of slept in the bedroom with him and did all the stuff, but he famously said he was asexual and he couldn't do it just like Michael Jackson said and he just slept it because he slept with the kids because he loved the comfort of children So he yeah, and then he wrote a story about going to an island filled with never changing boys Oh my God, no matter what you do to him. And the best part about him is that they keep getting older, but they stay exactly the same. And that's what he loves. Nothing Jam Barry wanted more than a thousand year old little boy that he could fuc and suck and a little boy can come right back at and do all sorts of fun things ' he's actually a thousand years old. Yeah. Well, I love finding Neverlland. Yeah, it's a good movie. Oh, he had a handle He had a Western style. He had a Western style mustache. Again, it's different before the whole thing changed. culture changed and shifted. So Michael Jackson didn't save the children. We don't know. We don't know for certain, but I'm gonna say Michael Jackson was busy I don't think he was like he had enough kids McC Colkan still stands by him. Yeah. he did molest. Mcully Colkan. McCully Colkan Yeah, he did molest the most famous child of all. You're right. Yeah. He also didn't molest the technically Corey Feldtman he didn't molest. Yes. But who else was molested by everybody else And then he also this crazy Corey Feldman's like everybody fucked me Michael J Michael Jackson which is why he's continuing to try to sound like Michael Jackson. All right. And then there was Elizabeth Taylor, watch of things the only person who actually got molested by Michael Jackson. As an adult, Well Diana Ross was Michael Jackson's buddy And Eizabeth Taylor, he was there for her weddingit Elizabeth Taylors w dude. He was best man about this shit. He was her best man. Oh, was it? Yeah, look up the picture of Elizabeth Taylor a really funy Michael Jackson. I'll show you Marrying He was the best man while, she was married. I believe it was David Getty, the guy that was like, he's famously gay And he's just like he's this look in his face because like he was like big old like this this Look at this the way he's looking at her. he gags as soon as they kiss watch in the background Yeah, he pretends the g. He's very kill. Yeah, he's very silly. L dude. Why is he framed in the shot? Because he's putting himself on the frame Jackson the weird thinkakes in a better shot. You put Michael Jackson in a picture with a better picture. That's good directing for the wedding photographer. I will say though he does go right like I do find a Gauch wouldn't go right for the tongue in the wedding kiss. you what mean? Yeah, you know, he's trying to prove. Oh this lies in Manell, by the way. Goddamnit. It lies in Manelli. That makes a lot more sense Yeah Eabh Taylor didn't he's friends he was friends with Elizabeth Taylor. Everybody was friends with Elizabeth Taylor Everybody Well, everyone in Hollywood. Well, anybody get closer? Yeah, man, I've complained about this on the show before when she shut down Disney when I was there. I had to go h early. I I hate that cl. Fuck that bitch. All right, you're deadass bitch. You know what, Eddie I'm with you, fucker. 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Up frront payment of forty five dollars per three month plan, equivalent to fifteen dollars per month required. intntro rate first three months only, then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra. Feful terms at mintMobile dot com d That is from Norway Here we go we go hereere we go, hereere we go, Eddie. Oh, by the way To close out the Epstein update fuck kids Heate us. He would still have to put that in there. Yeah. I just remember that. He would still be doing it if he could perform sexually. Yeah. Now he's the one in diapers. Yeah, it's kind of fun in that way. Yeah. So he's getting shit put up his ass and one day he will fucking die very, very soon. All right we have normal updates. Yes, we do. So what we have here is The missing scientists, the whole NASA like missing sciences, all these things attached to the UAP phenomena iss kind of like it's still there It is it's getting any clearer with especially with this new news. And we know that that Cash Patell came out and said straight up, there is no conspiracy around all of these missing scientists. And I actually can't help but sort of agree Really? Only just because if you look at it's all so fishy. Yes, it's wildly fishy. That's the problem is that it's only Fishy Without any real connective tissue yet because the things that are starting to come out, like we now know that the McCaslum, that general, he's still missing. Yeah these other one of other scientists still missing. only the other ones that died in these like various very unusual ways, But the one that is now we have a new update. We have an update on one of the missing scientists, Melissa Casius who's fifty four years old, who worked at Los Alamos Her remains have just been found which was they found the car and they found her abandoned, right out the middle of. they found her out there in the middle of the desert. they found a handgun. And so now they're trying to decide whether or not They the gun belonged to her because there was no indication that she had had a gun before Yeah. But now we're looking at trying to see there was no indication that she even left her car The car was left behind with these laptops in it and all of her personal information, keys in the ignition. someone smashed a boulder through the back window. Yes and the last like she had a burner phone that was unopened. She was apparently going to do this local mountain climbing trip. They was trying to hit this one specific place alone alone which is weird. And her family already said that she was suffering Dremame stress before all of this went down. So she was suffering from extreme job stress, personal stress I'm not saying It's definite, but she dropped off everybody. likeike she did like the her last days were really interesting because she dropped off her kids and then she was gonna go to work. She dropped off her husband at work and then she just said, I'm actually I left my ID at home. I'm gonna go home and get my ID. She drives home, She tells her daughter, I'm actually gonna to work from home. and then the next day stopped She stopped at her daughter's school on the way home. Yes and brought her like a sandwich or some shit. Yes. And then she came home and then she basically packed up her stuff into the car Drove away and the last person who saw her was somebody helping her on the side of the road when her car broke down. So they were helping her with the car. This is before the rock was smashing it. But according to the people that stopped there, they were like, Well, we didn't quite see. We don't know whether or not the boulder had already smashed in her window at that point or why. But she was saying to them likeike get it allrapp up. let's go. I want to get going. And they're like, you know, it's almost nighttime. You you should probably find a place to stop. And she's like, I'm going to get to the top of that mountain no matter what. And she said, like she was obsessed with getting something mountain the top of this local mountain And so I actually think it's quite It makes a lot of sense if she committed suicide It's also why? Why are all of these high pressure scientists doing that then. Why are they all they know each other Well they or one degree of separation from each other and some of them know each other. Like it's just a small world. It's like if you're in the the physics world and the in the mechanics world, like especially this type of like top secret shit, it's a small world. Yeah. So they all kind of are tangentially connected. There's the other story of this woman. Ingrid Colen Lane? Yes, Colleen Lane. This is another one that was By the way, if you name your daughter, Ingrid, she's going to be a scientist. It just has to be, Harriet, Helen, they're gonna become one. This was a lady that I went on a silent retreat meditation routine. Yeah. But she said it was for silence. That's why I looked up. So she was silent and she left the retreat early. She was a scientist anotherother person that laptops all in the in the in the car and all this kind of shit in her car handing. Y. So it's the same type of story. But why are they doing it? Why are they trying to kill Like what exactly is the point? A lot of them did they all didn't they all work at Los Alamos? Yes, and some of them did like This they worked with U pros and they also work. We don't know if they what they did. A lot of them work with yes, they did work in the aerospace industry, missile industry. The antig gravity industry, like this idea of creating new fuel types That's a main one of the things that they're working on is that is Lgitimately alt. fuels. Yeah. which is literally was also one of those things if we were going to take something from a UAP. I mean it'd be very cool. But If you believe the lore, like if youve believe the Boblozar of it all and then that we've been working on this for a long time, then it why would it come to a head now? You know what I mean? Like we've been working on this since nineteen forty seven Why is it all coming to a head now? What is like we already said Bob Lazar was saying that even that while they were trying to retroactively work on the UFOs if you do believe that is real that it might have killed several engineers just working on it. So it also would make sense to me if the whole thing's dangerous like If the whole thing' dangerous, the whole process is dangerous, it might actually like let's say it's all real. Like let's say there's one side of this and it's all real And there is an actual program that we have been working on doing the shit with UFOS for a long time and we've never fully cracked it. Like let's say we never and now we're kind of sorting. We're starting to finally get over the lip of making things that look like the things. I think that it's very it's even easier and simpler than that that They might have cracked an alternate energy resource That wouldn that would kill the oil industry. But this is also one of those things I've never understood of like, then why doesn't the oil industry just get in on it and be the make that the new oil industry? I've never understood they're too deep with the other shit. Just fucking chit. Why don't the tobacco companies grow weed? I don't fuckking know. Let's not start that. You know, ' it's gonna to be bad. Looks like's going to be bad design the infrastructure be supported by and buy these things. And if you're going to try to change the whole game, they have to change their whole infrastructure. Maybe but this is but if it's literal alien technology, wouldn't we change it for that versus just stuff that we're making in a lab? So I'm just saying if it's NASA scientists Monica Jacquinto Reiza. She went missing while hiking last year in California. Our scientist another bad b All s I think we should we like get together and like buy all these sciences treadmills. We obiously we need Pematon Pematon has got to get involved here. Yeah. Someone's got to get bring them inside, but no I shot in their own home. So my sciist. Why are they getting shot in their own home? Here's my original kind of pitch is, if you're already working Hly theoretical potentially dangerous technology. It might take a type of person It might take much like of the CIA, which I do believe and I hate when people kind of shoes shooo me on this because I fucking have had CIA guys tell me this is fucking real that they bring in unreliable people On purpose. That's Boblazar. Yes. You're bringing in an unreliable person on purpose so that no one will believe a thing that they say. That is the point of it. So I think that if you are having this type of technology, it makes sense you'd bring a couple of the crazy guys in instead of having it just be all the boilerplate scientists with shit that you have to go put them in front of a board of directors and have them do all the shit And like, you know, if you'reaking space shuttles, you have to like to the you can't just have Edward Nigma for Batman forever working on that shit. right? Yeah has to be that guy's got to be behind a bunch of paywalls behind a bunch of places you can't get to. And that guy might every once a while flip out and fucking blow his brains out. I don't know That could also very well be it the missing in dead scientist numberers up to twelve. Yeah, or it depends on you see it the accordions in and out because it depends on which when do you want to decide it begins and doesn't because there's some list twenty twenty three. That's where they' some lists take it all the way back to twenty twenty two. Yeah. For me, I'm looking at the ones in the last two years. I'm if there's a if we're saying that there's a rash of missing scientists, it would be the one that is cloppped up How come no scientists that knew these people are coming out and saying they are They are. They are just not really if you look at it, there's many of the families scientists are actually saying they're extremely upset that their families have been dragged into a conspiracy theory. They' really most of them have basically just said for the large part that there are simple explanations for most of these and largely it seems to be suicide an accident So right now It's like so the families are devastated. The families fucking devastated. They don't don do about it. The public's confused. We have the worst people in the world in charge of this disseminating information, which is making it even worse. If you look at aliens d. gov, they decided to put out a thing where they just which is what I said, which is what I fucking said You did you did say it about the UAP footage which it was a thing to flip to ice and the idea of getting rid of people, getting rid of humans, right? So that's exactly what they used it for. So that's why it's that's why it sucked. That's why the file drop sucked guys It sucked because it was just a way for them to pitch ice Yeah again. So we're looking at is It's extremely confusing. And then one of the worst parts about it right now is the fact that every outlet I read puts it at a different parameter, like puts it at a different start point So you know, the FBI, if they are indeed working for some hidden group within the government is doing a great job Yeah. Well the FBI, you know, they're suspect right now. Oh we. they are literally I would say I would consider them a foreign body inside of the United States of America. att this point. Like literally guy we consider them not An actual agency inside of America, there's something else. Yeah. and they're doing whatever they want Good on What do you think about this Brazil UFO This is fascinating. So let's take a look at this footage Can we pull this up This is this is truly one of the best. I don't care. So in the spirit of this footage. In the spirit of this, I am talking about a video that makes me filled with wonder and delight Now this came out of the mountains of southern Brazil The witness Mike Lel R right now he was doing, he was like filming stuff on his property, as you can imagine, right? He He said all of a sudden, he was an influencer. a garden influencer. He's hot. G's hot and resilient. R? goodood mustache So he he's a rancher And out of nowhere while he was filming his lands, he said he noticed his animals were getting super like restless, very alert A of barks and yaps that don'. Yeah And then all of a sudden M you? I know. No Henry Are you auditioning right now? Is this like that is unbelievable. I often been going in for groups of animals. I thought I thought someone opened the door and a bunch of goats got in here. No. I'm a regular. I'm so impressed. I'm a regular, whoo's the fat guy from the fucking fat guys that does the beats. Oh what? R the fat booy is the guy who does the beats The human be I'm him T I' him By the way, this guy is very hot. Oh, he's very attractive. Yeah. So what do you think about his mustache? I Is it down too low? No His mustache is perfect. Yeah. is it masculine? It is full mustache. Yeah, it is a good mustache. It's a nice mustache. Is it Tom Selk? ache It's such a nice mustache. He doesn't need a shirt. He doesn't need a shirt. It covers it covers the shirt. He's mazillian. So he said that once he had seen this, he said and then he heard like throbbing mechanical, rhythmic Like noise throughout the valley. Kind of kind of like w why well yeah. He then began to film this object. Now if you look at it, It's fucking thick. It is a disk. is blurry as all fuck, but it looks good. It is solid as all fuck It is it's big, very large. Yeah. and it has lights running all the way around. Now those lights are really now the thing that makes this video particularly fucking good is that you will watch it move. So you're sitting and you're watching it hover covering It is one it is extremely disturbing and it was there all day. Yes. And he said eventually the he watched it land it moved See how it moved up the mountain range And it's just sitting there. That is truly haunting. That is and Brazil, like as we know, might be The UFO hospot of the world. Yeah because they are the ones who claim they gotten like a war with aliens. Many of them Virginia in Virginia and they are truly is like an epicenter of UFO activity. and it's been that way for a very long time. And maybe it's just because love ass. It's the ass. I was gonna say that, Eddie. you got ahead of me, but you knew exactly what I was going for. It's all that luscious, luscious, incredible Brazilian Carneiv Val ass. And those aliens know what's up. and I get it because they don't have asses where they're at Think about that. You live a world. W no tits, no butts, no penis, nothing. no I think the name Zabrowski trum. You know, think about how sad is that? No fucking mustaches. They don't have mustaches. Grys don't get to have them. No. So they go to Brazil and they get to see some mustaches So that is so we're we're still here, aren't we folks? We're right here. Sack dab between of the most corrupt organizations we've ever witnessed as a human population here And the ever mysterious phenomena doesn't care what we do. Now, but here's the thing though, if it landed in the middle of the woods, it doesn't make sense to me because it's such a big ship Like it wouldn't have been able to land without without like destroying a bunch of trees. It's very possible, but yeah, or is it entirely material at all Yeah like does it disappar? Do does it get kind of wiggyly wiggy? Wiggy, wiggy, is you're gonna explain it. Yep. It's a UFO, bro. What am I just say? It doesn't fly away either. No, it doesn't. No. It does feel like you could see a to go look for. Yeah.o find out what s. Itounds like it's out in the middle of fuckking nowhere. That's theason why didn' go out there. But you know, you know why they go, if you believe, how many times we've seen these UFO stories where they send like guys down to kind of hunt for things on the ground, like when they did the alien robot story or they like well they sometimes they'll like Drop a line into a lake or something and suck up water. That's theick of thing that they do. Oh yeah. Yeahah. Maybe they run on water. Maybe fuc can float to our data centers. Yeah. I mean hope hopefully Our data centers. Oh, I wish So the LPN data center will be opening up very soon. I just want to say thank you to everybody. It's really big for us. Really big I mean physically big. The kickstarter went great And we've been so excited about the response that we got that we decided to open up a second data center. It's going to be in Oahu Yeah that is what I'm really excited for We're real we' we've built up a whole bunch of infrastructure around Oahu. Yeah and the Galaphagos And I'm really happy with our our thinker data center at the Galapagos is great because we painted a turtle on it. Yeah, yeah. what's good about that one is we're creating something called spay eye where we're just neutering all the animals in the Galapagos. And the best the water all it takes is a hooked knife. Yeah. Yeah, it's just this hooked knife I bring the island We have another update. Nick Reiner wants his one point five million dollars trust fund. good luck. Yeah, I know he wants his one point five million dollars trust fund so he can buy his defense attorneys And here's the deal. I hate him. He definitely did it He's not convicted yet. That is the problem is that he's not is a weird little loophole. It is. He's not guilty yet. He technically is innocent until proven guilty. Yeah. and that is the only argument he has is like, how would you know if I killed him until I'm proved fucking guilty even though You're the only one That everybody everybody knows it did it and he fucking confessed to it And he did it. And now you're just being a fucking asshole because you're a fucking asshole. Yeah, your fucking crazy ass brother has been a problem your whole life kills your parents, your very famousing parent, beautiful, famously kind. famously incredible. They take in fucinking people who they don't even know and like change their lives. Change your fucking life, Nick Reiner Yeah. Try to give you a fucking movie to direct, tryry to do lots of stuff for your untalented fucking ass. And I'm sorry it didn't take That movie was bad su You fucking suck, you suck, you suck as a convicted murderer. You suck as a non convicted murderer. You're not a good director, You're not a good actor. You got nothing, bro. You're the fucking least talented human being in the whole Reiner family. You suck, dude, you killed the only people that are gonna to give you a shot. And guess what? Now you're gonna fuckking get murdered to jail because everybody loves Princess Pride. E rapist, even rapists and murderers love Princess Pride and you killed the guy that did it. And they're gonna come for you, you fucking idiot. My name's Nick Reiner. I killed my own father prepared to die. You are f That's why they're mad at you, buddy it's not going to happen. But after all of this, he's stealing one point five million dollars from his brother and sister. I doubt it's going happen. Ibt. I think that they are going to figure out a way to like You around push it long enough to the trial. That's kind of, I think that's partially that. I think that they I believe how it works too is that there's a certain amount of time. Please sideesories L po L Gmill. com. I just start conjecturing on law stuff and then people like like what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. I do think that let me ask, can he do that? Can he push? all the way through this process or is at some point is a judge going to be like care what they decide, we're doing this trial now. I do believe sometimes it's like that, but I will ask the audience because they're always ready any Yes, they usually p up when they're wrong. Oh, well, you know. And then I fucking tearry you new one, don't I? Well, a lot of times when the people write in, we we have to take it all with a grain of salt because they're like, I'm a lawyer and I just have to believe it. Iestve and I do Yeah I don't have to fuck good, that's H me, I'm Joe Rogan. All here we go. We're got updates P here the next story. The only reason why I'm covering this is because it's a funny title and I just think it's funny to go up this far to change your name, but don't change your look So this happened in Portland makes a lot of sense. Yeah. man by the name of Looney Toe He's arrested after a jailwal Franklin Col toon. So he legally changed his name to Looney John Franklin Colboon, right? So he is legally Looney tune. Yeah. And so he had already had I guess he had already had a bunch of warrants out for his arrest and he was pulled over for a traffic stop He had a female passenger in the video. He they tried to stop him by putting spike strips in the back of the car. He said fuck it. He fuck it drove through the spike strips, nearly hit a bunch of police, drove off, fired his gun at the police, blah blah blah. Obviously probably had drugs in there. We'll find out He did say I'm sorry. He has sixteen Fer felonies. He does. He does and he is let's just's a lot. He's a character someone I like to stick up for everybody. That's a lot. It's a lot of lot of felonies. I would just the one thing about him too is I would say like I think it's funny because you look at his like his monkhot Lots looney about him Why would you change your name to Loney tune And I'd do a fun l face thatoo or do like a fun like like kind of guy theme or something. Like that's the only reason why I'm like upset because like at first I was like, oh man, Luny student's gonna look funny as hell. Yeah. And then I looked up at a mug shot and I was like, this is a wasate. Yeah Why would you go through all this? Be that's the hardest part is going through the courts to change your name He's got the white glasses. Yeah, but it doesn't doesn't make you looney looks like the cake boss. A lot of people get white glasses instead of a personality. Well, that's the thing. It's like a handlebar mustache. Funny glasses. just It's like a funny thing. You wear funny glasses and then all of a sudden you're like, Ohh, I'm crazy. It's like it's what every it's a professional chef thing. I like crazy sunglasses. Crazy sunglasses are great. alwaysways. alwaysways. And I don't even fucking come down in them. It's just more just understand That like a pair of glasses doesn't just make it loononey. You know how he'd be looney It's if he was in that jail cell and had groucho glasses on him. Then he'd be loononey. Then I'd be like, that's a loononey funnicking guy. Oh, look at him. He brought his own funny little props into jail. He put groucho glasses up his ass. You want him to like r himself with a hat. That is what I want big white gloves. Yeah, I want them to get packages from Am That is what I want. Your name's Loney Tune. I want you to have a roll out fake like like I think it's a cake shaped like a saw. Oh we' like, goddamn it, Looney, you know, like pulling all the fucking files out, pulling the giant ticking bomb out of out of the fucking cake. Yeah, buddy But that's like that's why I'm just being like, you know, like he let us down. Well he let M down. Oh man so I got a story, I rarely enjoy stories sent to me from people. Sure. And but this one, I don't this flew under our radar. I hadn't heard about this at all. To me, this should be front page on every newspaper. This story is from may twentieth, so it is slight it's like a couple weeks old But once I heard about it, I was like, w So this guy All right, Lucas Jones. He's a young man.s He's nineteen years old. He's accused of dumping suitcases with human remains in Pom Bay's compound area and he has now been indicted for murder. All right, normal story. guy kills somebody Yeah puts him in a suitcase. You know, it's Pom Bay. I lived in Pombeay short period timeer very Forida. It's a bad place. I did not enjoy it you know, I was a child, but you know, what are you going to do? So the reason this is interesting is because Lucas Jones killed o Daniel. whoo's Coi Lee Daniel? Seems like just a normal guy. He was a registered sex offender. Does that mean he should be murdered? No., but he was and he found him. And then what happened is Lucas started courting him on a dating app And he started and he like he like found out who this guy was and he so he and he started courting him and then he he knew he was a sex offender and then they went and met up and then he beat in the death with a baseball bat. See this guy is doing the like it's hard to do. you know, like we got it like just straight up even from last week's story we talk about Bricks and Mi Figs, right. You got to stop showing You can't harass the places because Bricks and Mi figs has got nothing to do with it. Same thing with this where we're like tell you to go kill pedophiles. Okay. I can't recommend that you go and groom pedophiles and then invite them out to like areas beat him to death. Okay. I can't But I will say if we're going to do it to one person, That's fine I think it's okay to do it once or twice. So just he's going to jail. says he should. So Jones he dismembered the body using a cleaver a saw a knife And then he helped and he forced his girlfriend to help him transport the remains. Yeah and they he just threw it in the like kind of like in the swamps of Pom Bay, which is next to Melbourne is a lot It's just a lot of fucking marshland around there. And they the cops found a bunch of vultures circling and then they found the body. This what else like recommend to Don't murder a pedophile Psychologically torture a pedophile. Like I'd also this is my other my other big tip here is like, don't murder them. Do stuff like take a cockgun, fil Block his mailbox. Yeah. slash his tires U, you know, like do stuff like that like put a lots of like dog shit filled bags on fire on his front stoop. Yeah. That's like Totally that's on the fucking table. Yeah You can all of that. That's also stuff you could do. You could steal his license plates. you could break his windows and stuff like that. That's again, that's fine. It's not murder. See this guy Lucas Jones, he is seems it seems like he is crazy. He got in trouble for almost killing some friends for driving recklessly recently and he where they said he should have been put in jail for that, but he wasn't U But here's the deal. The reason they're calling him like Dexter is because he kept a slide of the guy's DNA. Yeah, he's just like a He kept like a microscope slide of the guy's DNA. It's not good man. And so he was obviously influenced by Dexter. Oh yes, very much so and he had plans to do more Yes, and he had a lists of other pedophiles that he was going to kill. You know, he got caught after the first one. He's just not he's super not good at it. He was super not good at it and that's why you got to put more time and thought. And I'd say you' got to, you know, what I'd say it's wrong with the generation before us is what I was saying, man Gotta read. Yeah Ga read some books. I feel like if you read more books, it you'll read murder based books. Yeah, I know yeah, just watching SVU is not enough It's not gonna to get you out of the crowd. Bea guess what those TV writers know. Nothing. They know more. I do hire lawyers to be on the show. Yes, but still they fucking don't give us shit. You gotta read the books, read some books, get some ull large format learning in there because that's going to help you do the things you want to do. Yeah and only other Yeah nineteen. He's stupid. He's going to jail for the rest of his life and That does suck, but I will say In jail, I think people all like him. Will he go to jail for the rest of his life, though for this? Well they gave him like twenty years and then he'll no No., no, it's premeditated, first degree murder Yeah. Yeah. he's to Florida, they still have the death penalty. Yeah. He's I think he's gonna to get life in prison. Love pedophiles in Florida. They love them. It's like their favorite like yeah you're killing pedophiles like killing the president. Pedophiles move Yeah, like pedophiles move to Florida because that's where huge. Yeah they're comfortable there. Yeah. Yeah, they like it there Yeah, yeah, that's why they go there. because again, because they support them. We believe that if you want to earn an undergraduate or graduate degree, working a full time job should be a speed bump N not a stop sign Thomas Edison State University the university that works for you Learn more at tessu. edu Ryan Reynolds here from MintMobile with a message for everyone paying Big wireless way too much. 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And none of us can make it happen. And so now it's actually happening and I'm as excited as I've ever been in my fucking life This is great. A woman with the name of Amanda Maria Sza de Oliviera She has launched this scheme It's been going on for many years. So she's thirty seven years young. And she spent about fourteen months convincing a pastor in his family twelve year old girl Now you may say like how, how? right? How? She drank from a baby bottle. pacifier. She fake night terrors, right? All these different needles put inside of her here I'm looking her up. I'm trying to find her. Oh, you'll see her right. You can see the back of her Right So the couplees right they said all part of it being like, oh she's a twelve year old And the past congregation said, oh, they were concerned for her weight so they got her on Moonjaro. They threw her twelfth birthday party and the whole thing they're on the way to adopting her. And then this scene turns out like what she said was a manb them when they met her, they guess said she was she arrived at a service for this pastor and basically acted like she was mentally handicapped. She has this sort of A affectations she uses, like she is she's mentally handicapped and then she says all this stuff about how. So us. She was a part of well, she does us. Let me In Spanish, I think you could go like Fs of mineers around. Oh my go. isast a grown woman. No, it's a full on gr woman Yeah.'s I think a lot of hope turned her twelve. But the family you have better off saying she was a twelve year old boy. The probleomms with pastors were were stupid. So she said that they had forced tit growing experiments on her as a little girl. They made her They used hormone treatment on her and that she was trafficked. my breast Pig sizes Hey, listen Listen, I think that everything that they say, I listen, I do they think that it's terrible terri My huge. Yes, yes. We are all sad for it my question My question do you Aa Amanda, do you have any of that big git juice for my wife? I like to stick some of the big git juice into my wife And so she came out She said that she was forced into prostitution as a little girl because her original father forced her into satanic witchcraft rituals. right? That was the whole thing. And the pastor was like, yes. I mean, she said she seemed like an obese, autistic teenager and spoke like a child whichich is honestly, you're talking about half of Missouri. You know, that's a yeah, that's a big old that'll happen. seeen them. So they said that like the it's kind of qu. So she had kind of tortured herself She had put needles inside of her own skin to create the story that she was tortured for years. Oh my God. Eventually she was broken down by the investigators She just said like you're a forty year old fucking woman. Yeah, we're gonna start punching you. Oh yeah. she also been She had already been arrested and convicted of stealing an identity in Golas in another part of Brazil earlier. This is not her first rodeo. She's done this several times and to me, it's really about the dumb for It is taking advantage of a dumb religious family, number one. alsoso an advantageous religious family because and there's nothing a religious family loves more than to take in like a mentally handicapped person or something like that and use it as like a badge of honor for everybody to love them, right? How many times I've seen this? I've seen so many like religious families that would like You know, they adopt somebody from Africa Cum Timothy then make him like American. you know what I mean? Like that thing like they do the thing and they're just so proud. like Oh, look at that. He can skypebard now like got style where I think these these passors are so excited to to flip an autistic child that they want it so bad So they'll do anything to get one. And I think that's what this is. They wanted a flipper And something bigger better, something cooler O obviously because they're trying to make her skinier. They're trying to make a fuck aable by giving Munjaro. So I don't know why. I don't know why they werere trying to fucking, you know, like lean her around twelve year old wight. But then she'd be one, wouldn't she? And she wouldn't have giant forty year old middle aged beautiful tits, right? I don't think I don't think you gave you said giant and beautiful. I don't think those are accurate. That be nice I was trying to be nice to the woman and just say that she had bigger than a twelve year old's breast. And let's just say we all know it's different. Yeah. So that's the thing, just putting a pada lion King shirt on her and a baby bottle in her mouth does not make does not a twelve year old make. No. So I think that they were looking for an easy go at a good new orphan and you know, some things are just too good to be true. And if you look at this stuff like I g with Brazil, it's also just kind of easier I love how we believe the alien footage and not her. Oh, of course. She's obviously a thirty seven year old woman. She looks like a lunch lady in a cafeteria in Toleda. And if you act like a twelve year old, if you act like one of these ABDL people, you better have like their stolen valor. You shitt in a diaper. Yeah. If you're not shitting in a diaper That's it You ain't you ain't that You ain't that. all right? So I love this story because I love fake children I think fake children are one of my favorite things in the world. Everybody wants to be a baby again. I get it. but its just it's hard to wheel that clock back successfully. Yeah. know what's good about fake children is people don't get as mad when you hit them. But now you go back and you can really clock the hell out of it That's a full ro old woman. All right. So I want to talk to you about this and it's just like such It's something that like I' started off as like a bane to my existence and has now like become somewhat interesting So all right You know how like you got your shows and your wife's got her shows? Yes. All right. So Yes, she watches her shows, long form discussions of people that have been molested. And I watch a lot of cooking shows. Yeah. so Julie's like a lot more normal than Natal. Yep Yes. She likes reality television. Y, she does. And a lot of people love reality television, but she's got me watching this fucking show called Summer House. Now you what is it? And what is the is the Summer House? hereere's like here's the context for all this, all right So summer House, the main storyline is within four people who live at the house. So basically it's a bunch of rich fucking Instagram people and they go in the summer, they go spend their weekends in Long Island This summer house that's very nice. Is this real or is it just a show It's Re You know, it it's reality television and it's supposedly real, but we all know that it's very scripted. Yeahes, sure. All right. so now you you did say this does come to last podcast. I'm just just come with me on the Marcus context here and it will and it will come around. all right. Got it. And I once film in my hometown. Oh yeah. Oh where I grew up, watermil. Oh, watermilk. greatreat is perfect. Oh nice The guy so somethingere else's been going on for a long time, something like ten years. All right. The' going on for that long. Dude, it's crazy. People fucking love this shit. I hate it. It makes me crazy. People literally like every time I watch it, like my blood boils and it just makes me super mad because I also think Andy Cohen's a demon. Can we go burn that house down I mean, it's here's the deal. So the house is owned by this guy named Kyle. Kyle, this is my version of this ladies. So if you watch this show, I'm about to ruin it for you. G. So Kyle is a piece of shit. He always gets too drunk and he ruins the fucking the good time for everybody. Everyone else on summerouse Kyle's like in his late thirties. Everyone else on summer house like a child. Yeah. So anybody in like twenties. Yeah. so if somebody in their late thirties, for those of you that are not in your late thirties or in your forties to a twenty five year old, you are a living walking corpse. Yeah. So there's Kyle. He's a fucking doue bag. The whole No not with that haircut. Everyone fucking hates Kyle That guy's a douche bag. He ruins every dayy No fucks That guy's a doue He flips out randomly. He like throws shit. everyone no one likes him and he's married to Amanda. I'm really excited for him to end up in a true crime case where he's the victim. And Amanda Amanda was and they're married and they hate each other. Oh good they they they fight constantly. and that's the heart of the show. He's like, yeah, it's kind of like the heart of the show. They are now in the middle of a divorce G And but he she was mad because he decided out of' now whereere I'm gonna be a DJ. And so he's out all night. He's partying with fans. He's getting real fucked up. He's doing a lot of things that don't seem right for a married man. It's kind of nice as' all things that will eventually stop his career.. Yeah, yeah, exactly Anthing that keeps him from working is great. So Amanda is like in the middle of a divorce with him. Now, her best friend is this chick, Siara, very hot black chick. She's on the show Gorgeous. everyveryone loves Siara. She's very kind. She's got she's lots of you know, she's a model. She's like she's wonderful human being.'s the only out of everyone on the show, I would say she's the only one I would voluntarily hang out with. Okay. All right. She seems like a decent human being. She was dating this dude named West. West is an amazing scumbag He looks horrible. Kyle and West. Yeah, and how are you watching this show? I hateated it. How are you making through How are you making literally Julie has to tell me to be quiet because I pick it apart and she's like, you make you make me mad whenever you, I'm like, well, I'm the only person who's going to watch this with you.'s just West is such a fucking scum bag. He's the worst. He's He's likey stop watching this. He's a professional West is a professional reality star. Oh, I'd rather fucking be I'd rather him be a family annihilator. I'm telling you this is gonna come around. All right, so stick with me. God. Okay. so West starts like, he's dating Siara. okay? And they break up and he's trying to rekindle things with Siara. And they're going and things are going well and they film the entire season. Amanda's breaking up with Kyle And and then and then he's like he's like trying to rekindle things with Siara all and it's all like very much part sure. They film the whole thing. We know this is what happens after the season ends. it comes out West was secretly fucking Amanda whole time And someone like found them and like took pictures of them like hooking up and then released it to the internet. Okay so now everyone and Amanda and Siara are like best friends. And so now is everyone's like everyone jumped shit from hating Kyle and now they hate Amanda. All right? And so like Amanda and Kyle, they like and then Andy Cohen' the puppet bastard. Yeah he fucking loves it all their area.'s he loves all this shit. He's fucking he's's demon So now they have the reunion.. So like everyone so West has to atone for everything he did wrong to Siara cut ten balls off. is he gonna to fucking because he slid his th to crucify him? So basically they have they filmed this reion. I want to crucify that guy. I literally want to nail him to a crucify first you I want to fucking I want to watch him die entire world agrees with you. Yeah, I want to just look at him. I hate that jacket I just want to fucking cut. I want to cut his side make had like one day he was on and he had like a horse hair tie on piece of shit what I don't deserve these women. I knowry you don't deserve anything.. How fucking. So they're So they do the whole show and now they're having like the reunion. You know where like they all sit together for like a three hour conversation and they just like rip each other the shred. Yes. That's my least favorite part about stuff. like that's with I like drag race I like the costumes, the dancing. No don't like. They all hate each other. I it all the time. I want something nice. I love creative things. So they have the reunion and everyone's just ripping in the west. Everyone's ripping in Amanda. Car iss fucking crushing it 'cause she's bullshit and she's always nice, but now she's gonna take these motherfuckers And it's fucking awesome. And people are like is she sitting next to Kyle and they're on one side and then W West and Amanda are on the other side. And then West also has his other secret girlfriend and everyone's shitting him on this. And so like they're doing this whole big meetup And then Turns out Day Be No one knew this when they were filming. day before the filming started West. hisis cousin His name is Um, his cousin is n they Dakota Sweeney, a man his named Dakota Sweeney Murdered his grandmother. Wow. Murdered West's grandmother. West's cousin straight up murdered his grandmother the day before the reunion It show this. So you're trying to say that everyones dog piling them They're dog piloting him on the reunion. He's just sitting there taking it like a fucking wounded dog Honestly they're all like yell but no one knows about this fucking That's kind of f before. Can I say. It's like his cousin murdered his gnd Wow. wow. It's so like you know what man? It is just like what I found out about like, hold on. That makes mell kind of laugh funny anyway. Imagine this, imagine being this big of a scum bag Your cousin murders your grandmother, but you still show up to your reality television, get beat on show. Yeah because he has to because he's contractually obligated. He's getting paid to be there. Coen Is the real demon here. He knows this fucking twenty six year old just had his grandmother murdered and he's like, no, you got to show up today. I think that. You gott to fucking be here. You gott to show up today. I might say straight up that Andy Cohen might not be a nice guy. I would love the sounds like a cold podcast to do an Andy Cohen episode. They are If you are listen. I would love it if you did an Andy Cohen Sounds like a cold episode because I really think Ay Cohen is a bad man. I think's a bad man. He's a bad d. That's fucking insane. That's very, very like I just feel like we're getting to a point where like was the secret li A lot of work. I just insaneot show up your grandmother was murdered. I just went it, dude. I just wentnt on a full on Dreading is covered the story of the fucking bitch from Morgan what was it Mormon W The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? Yes. and talked about like that whole thing And the idea of like they're shooting they're shooting this show like while she's beating the shit out of her husband and like while she's doing all these like horrible things and but it's like she essentially like, which I also don't even understand how she created a Mormon TikTok world where they're all showing their belly buttons. Like literally they're all like scantily clad showing their butts and stuff. like it doesn't really make any sense. and it's all falling apart And I do think u I think that these things might be getting out of hand. Yeah. I think that that once we're at the point where we're making because like I think it started once we had Whatever that piece of shit's name. What was his name? Spicer? wasas that we had him On dancing with the stars. Sean Sper Seawn Spicer. Yeahah. When Seaun Spicer went on dancing in the stars But that's a competition show, but it's changing Everything that we're doing now. Now we're really in the world You can genuinely do a crime to get enough juice to get a television show. I mean, the Carol Bastkin on dancing with the star. We're now really in Rudy Giuliani on the Mk singer. I don't know yeah. I remember but we're really at a we're really getting to a point where like someone's like asking me like, oh, where's our television show, bllah blah blah. And it's like We would have to like, Cime. Yeah be famous enough to do this. I will say this. it's just fucking wild like where we're at right now in terms of like, how is this Anybody How is this good work for anybody? How is this helping the industry? How is this helping the people the crews that work in the industry? How is this doing anything? Reality television sucks because everyone's just watching them to like they're basically validating how awful they are by watching it and supporting them. But the idea is that we're all they go in and they destroy each other and they treat each other like shit and then we all fucking watch it and validate it them and we're like, I hate them. But like you're fucking watching it. Yeah. I mean, I like I watch true crime. I like watching and I like all my exploit of Due crime. I like it all. I like every single bit of I like the evil stuff. I like all of it. But that's a story. Yes. You're not like two fucking blond chicks fighting over who came up with a phrase Well that's likeit makes me crazy why Jerry Springer was popular though. Oh yeah, it makes sense. It makes sense. whyy? At least there was real controversy with Jerry Springer. At least it was like Paternity tests and stuff like this. This is just nonsense rich people complaining about their fucking lives being great. Well what it is is showing the United States the people in the United States of America. number one, this idea that you'd make a certain amount of money and you get to a certain point where you're an influencer, it means you count more. It means your voice counts more, means your vote counts more this type of shit. That's one of the reason why people, I think like it because they want to be in the same scenario. They think that they can get into the reality television loop. But what they don't realize is number two is the secret sacrifice you make. Yeah. that they don't fully understand that is the lesson that no one is learning right now, which is we didn't learn it with Mom Donny. We're not learning it with all these other culture of things. We're not learning about how You also give something up though It is a two way street. Yeah. So it is not something that you once you become a reality television star, definitely sign a deal with the devil of show business itself where you are giving up a piece of your very soul for money. Yeah. You're giving it up. And the problem is that the United States of America is viewing that Awesome. They think that right now is like that's the way to go when it really should be. what I love is something like how with Mam Danni, we're really missing the message here of he's straight up just saying I'm going to be the mayor of New York City and that's it I care about being president. I don't care about being senator. I'm here to do this thing right now. And they're allomatically automatically everyone's doogpiling all of this like hope on him. Hunter Biden. sameame thing They' down dumping all this kind of hope on him. And it's like, don't do this to these motherfuckers. Yeah. They're not the ones for you. And also we need to figure out other things to we're just at a're at a weird place where nobody understands in order to get that top seat, you also have to sacrifice something and when we are constantly saying how wonderful it is How they sell their souls Yeah for money It's just going to lead to more pain. Also, I gotta say like if you're just watching all these people fight with each other all the time, then you all of a sudden become petty yourself. It can be. it's true, but also I get The shorten fruit. I get the idea of like watching people in a fish bowl be tortured and why you like it. I understand why you like it. Love Island was fucking horrifying to me. I felt like they were all Prisoners forced to fuck each other. I'd rather hang out with a John Wayne Gacy than anybody from Summer House. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'd rather hang out with Daniel B with David Berkowit. I don't know than any member of any one of these shows. I have to say that I think that all of us would love to hang out with CiRa I think that Ya is trying to keep us at arm's length Carl seems like a lunatic. They' all. Yeah. I again, I Carl like everyone loves Carl and he's very nice, but I don't know why I just feel like he's gonna to fucking strangle someone to death one day. I'd rather hang out with Vladimir Putin. Yeah, yeah yeah. L all these people, I'd rather hang out with any villain of history. Oh my go Th people have less inside of them. another gu than the l than the worst villains of history. How's this guy Lou Luke sucks. Yeah, of course Luke sucks. Luke sucks, the u they all fucking suck but where's the black guy Go down, go down, go down again. O they put him at the bottom. Whoa, they didn't even include him Google AI didn't even include them.. Oh man, I don't remember his name. so I'm not much better.'re guess you're all racist too. Yeah There's a lot of people in the show. Oh dude, it's been running forever. People come and go And the thing is like everyone's like, oh, they're going to recast. They don't want to people don't want to be on with West than Amanda next year. They don't understand The show's gonna get canceled. There's no show without West and Amanda. Nobody gives a Noing to the fuck because they' the horrible people because you need the horrible people to fucking do it. Y because good people on television isn't interesting. Yes. Yeah, they just like, o, they're nice and then you move on. No, but that's why I like my Great British Yeah I watch my great British Wonder. watch my Great Brit. I watch my byy the way I do like dancing with the Stars. Yeah I understand. Dancing with the Stars is kind of like I hope it replaces football. I understand. If that is one of those things. I was like I think it's better than sports. Yeah, sure Yeah See, I like, u, you know, I like my my simple shows are like It's Great British and antiques Roadshow. Antiques Rads shows fun. I've been watching a lot of antiques Rads showows shut off at the very end of the night. I like the pottery throwdown My only thing with pottery throwdown, too sexual for me. Really? The too many fucking tongue in cheeks. I love the big guy who cries all the time. He like sees like a nice a nice bowl and he just starts crying. I love that fucking guy.get he's all fking. Yeah, guy what's his name? I fucking think he's the best He's so cute. He's such an old man. He just cries. Yeah I know, but it's just but also if you cry at a bulk What are you gonna do with the news, buddy? Oh.ere we go. Let's get some listen emails. All right. this is gonna to get dark, isn't it? Actually, I don't so There's a whole bunch of stories about stab and horses. No, but it's actually more hopeful than I thought. Okay Let's hear And Finally, my tenure of being a full time horse girl out the end listener can come in handy. You absolutely do not need to kill a horse if it's injured or stabbed anywhere but the trunk I work with fancy pants, expensive sport horses, and these beasts are out there injuring themselves and others constantly This persistent myth exists because a horse's legs don't have great circulation to heal soft tissue injuries. Picture a horse, the lower limbs are almost all bone, little flesh And their very large size means extra pressure on skeleton to stay upright. A horse can't hop around like a tripod dog Right? Like they're not built to do that. So what you have to do is it takes a very special pen Right So there's a very advanced medical care available for these extremely expensive money pits that people love, called horses. Yes, a stab wound in the leg could end up being fatal if it were to penetrate the joint capsule and start an infection in the joint itself, but more often than not with injuries to the limbs, they are stitched up or bandaged and treated until the wounds healed. What they'll do to is putut them in a situation where they're in a super tight stall Yeah because the legs, the way they sleep, which I did not understand is that they never lay down because they'll die. like they'll die if they lay down. Their organs will stop functioning because they're so heavy and they can't get back up. So what they do is, but I've seen horses lay down. They do, but they it's it it they don't do it a lot to sleep. Normally to sleep, they lock their knees. They have this this thing that their legs go into like a lock position and they sleep standing up. That kind of that sounds great. It's interesting. And so what they do is they put them in that, they can put it they can squeeze them. And like a sling and like a thing, but the main issue is it costs a lot of money So if you get stabbed your costs money for the horse to sleep. Get the specialized barns you would need to do medical care to the horses For the therapy. Yeah. my grandfather spent the whole family's money on ten race horses that P people do that. One fucking race out of all of them. You could have You could have had a much better life if he didn't do that. There really could. Think about how much nicer your life could have been if he had put all that into the restaurant which was doing well Yeah, the restaurant was doing really well in your family. Yeah,, it's gone. And he took it all out of that. He put it into horses. Yeah. way worse. I got to go to the track every day when I was a child. See, that's nice. That's nice Inead of the working restaurant. Yeah, yeah The horses are recovering though. Oh yes, they are. The ones from the story that got stabbed last week. they are okay. they got stabbed in the torso. They're okay. They're going to be all be fine. What kind of Part of the horse is the trunk. the middle part of it. That's the trunk. That's the trunk because I googled horse trunk and some gross things came up. Yeah, I bet. It was just cases made of horse. Oh yes. So largely people so this is and the example is this is a very like This is a premeditated attack that the Emily did the Emily girl did against these horses from last week. Yeah But again, all saveable. Okay, good So all the horsse is okay. It really looks like she was doing it because she was bad at doing the barrel raising A and she wanted to she was angry and she was like a stalker. And apparently horse stalkers are also a big thing peopleople that become obsessed with the horses and they just can't afford to take care of them. be a part of it. Yes. And so like they' this one lady told it, honestly, it's a very long story.ome effect. It is a the whole thing is about This lady kind of became like a horse groupy. where she started hanging around with the horses and was like looking for all these things that eventually found her way into a pen late at night and was like fucking with the horses. likeike really weird. It all come like reading the play Equis we talked about with Daniel Radcliffe's penis last week, people have extremely personal relationships to horses. Well, it's the only thing that can make a cowboy cry. They are the most they're like dogs in that way to many they all say that they're all bigger than dog. They're more way if you have a really strong bond with a horse, people I would say it's probably a bigger bond than a bond with a dog. Yeah, because a dog can also be your car Yeah, ye exactly. I mean, the dog can like the horse can be your car. Yeah Yeah stuff. But there are they are fucking awesome, dude. Horses are really cool Um, But yeah, they have to be it's just standnding on whether or not they want to spend the money to fix the the poor porp sweet sweet swweet to poris Man, I went to this our honeymoon, Julie and I went to this place called VA Case. It's a little island off of Puerto Rico and it's like abandoned because they did a lot of nuclear testing there. But there's like a whole like resort part of it, which is super nice. And I was like, oh, we' go check it out. There's There's a luminescent bay or a bioluminescent bay all this stuff I was like, this sounds wonderful. No one told me that the whole island It's just littered with stray horses Cool. Yeah, like and I call them stray w wild Well they eat trash yeah. You know, they're' to eat. They're like walking along a street. They're not like like frolicking in the woods. They're just like everywhere and it's like a nuisance and they're like walking around like when I was in the pool, they were like drinking out of the pool.. Yeah ye it was very it was It was very weird, but they were fun. And what I noticed is all the wild dogs would like torture the wild horses Wh They would like circle them and bark at them and like they're hurting legs. They're hurting them. They're doing weird hurdting likeg activity. It It was interesting. All right, and I have one little I thought this was really funny. I We don't normally get that like this is to me, this is my version of a last podgast and L human interest story. because this is a very funny story in the Name of Pride mononth, We're here I want to tell the story of someone's very funny coming out whichich is very it's, you know, made me laugh I've been out as a trans woman for six years And when I was going through my name change, I decided is when I was it was finished come out at work bosses already new. I went through HR, paperworks, everything was great On the last Wednesday of March, I changed my name Thursday, I got my new driver's license And on Friday, I went into work as a guy for the last time Explain to my direct coworkers, I changed my name to spice. I'm trans. it all went fine Problem one O told My direct coworkers. Butobody else in building got a meend which leads into Ladies room I was now going to be using was in a different section because my group was between two spots. Regardless of where I went, someone might think because that Monday also happened to be problem three April Foolsday. Oh my God. As mentioned I changed my name on the last Wednesday of March and Monday It's to be april first So my first day out as a trans woman at my office job was on april first. becausecause I'm a smart person And not only that, but I was so anxious I tried taking the stall the far end to have as much distance between me and everyone else as possible, which is how I learned the gap in the door of the handicaap stall goes directly over the middle of the toilet And I gotta say having my lady lance in light enough sight was not what my anxiety needed. Thankfully, nothing ever happened. I was anxious, but other than things were fine. I eventually got fired for other reasons And now I work somewhere else, but only now they know me as a woman, which is nice. You wouldn't think a warehouse would be accepting, but we're a union and most people don't give a fuck. That's right. No. Now we go fuck. No warehouses is the accepting. Oh yeah, I wanting to share because I'm an attention whore and you guys have been so fun over the years. Thank you. you honestly, I just thought it was really funny. That It's funny it's kind of those foable things butah, honestly I like work people blue col. This is the whole thing When it comes to these issues is that pretty much every person everywhere knows somebody in a true alternative lifestyle. Yeah. And everybody in every town Every little town probably as a you know, as a trans person, a gay person the kind of thing. And you notice those guys, they're all fine with their local alternative person. Yeah because they met them, they know them. They just literally don't have the ability because they've lost it over the years of either not itating, not taking care of themselves, not paying attention, not letting empathy let in They don't understand that they can apply that to others because they're like, no, well I know that one And I like that one. That must be one of the good ones. Yeah. They don't understand. like no, you just, that's your neighbor and actually just Neighbors have the same percentage points of being dickheads, murderers, pists, and angels. You can hate them for their human aspects. Honestly, there's so many rich, wonderful ways to hate a person. Yeah. You know, not just even for what they identify as. trruly, honestly, that's the last thing. Yeah. You could be a trans bitch You know what I mean? Like that's one of my favorite things in the world about it. Yeah. So thank you. for sharing your story. and I hope that Pide month's fucking awesome for you. And don't worry, Eddie and I are not gonna be out there stealing the grand marshal of any parade from anybody You know, we're not gonna to be doing thatre We're not those kind of white guys in podcasting. We do have like a fun a fun Pride episode coming up next week to stories. We really do. I'm really exited happy about this. Yeah,'m really excited. about that Letting the old bullshit out of the can yet. But you guys are gonna to fucking love it. Friend of the show. And we want to give a shout out to Reckless Ben. We were supposed to talk to him today. didn't work out. He is currently under a gag order. There's a whole thing going on with this Brickx and mini fig story that is obviously wildly out of control. He has been harassed by the police. He's got a gag order put on him by the same judge that is currently overseeing The Charlie Kirk's murderer trial who's this extreme Mormon? So