Vigilante justice and internet predators

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That's when the cannibalism started Side stories. Yes My father down I I feeling loose, gota sickking on my jooice and I'm sitting on this goose It ain't my fault So how you make f gras I mean in the old days, you just get on a goose and you sit on them until it's delicious. No, you're not supposed to now. Now it's like the problem is that you're supposed to feed a goose so many delicious, like fatty things. and now it's like they took that away from the goose. Yeah, but it was basically it was My five hundred pound life is a goose. You's torturing the goose. It's like if they ate the person at the end of my five hundred pound life. O Or just ate their liver. Dude. Just ate their You know it's a tasty liver That is a really fun idea. My five hundred pound liver? I would love to see the fat content of a six hundred pound person in like I actually wonder already, I've never I never thought about the s side stories is LoLa Gmail. com. Cant liver of a six hundred pound person be turned into Fagas Probably, I wouldn't try and eat any other part of them but the liver The lever is is also considered to be the most nutritious part of any animal you could eat. Well, that's why orcas are so is my one gripe of orcas is that when they kill a great white shark, they only eat the liver and then dispose of the rest of the body. the liver very wasteful. If they were if the orcas were indigenous people, They'd be wasteful. You know what? And but because they're orcas we forgive it. Yeah because and that's to me One of the glaring ouble standards we deal with as a country. And I feel I that's why I'm actually really proudly to be a part of a new society or my new group where our goal is to just kind of randomly kill whales. Yeah. And just where the whale colors? How Japanese? Super Japanese. That's why I also bring my giant camera with me everywh. And I gotta take a million pictures of it and show no one and put 'em on Facebook. I film everything with my iPad Oh, you're so into it. I'm so Japan. Youre new. I film everything with my iPad. It's pretty great. Welcome to Side Stories. Oh yeah. My name is Henry Sabrowski. I'm sitting here with Larsson. That's right. That's me Now we talked about switching sides, but then we didn't do it. We did it for the other show It's for the movie storyies. Well, I want to whichs available on Sirus and Patreon. Yeah It's available on Patreon. So if you've already joined the Patreon, just go watch it over there. It's already on there. It's great. Yeahah. And so we Yes, I we switched it for that because I was watching a video with Tom Hanks that was really describing his the concept of how people legitimately have good sides and bad sides I am facing my bad side to the camera. We know I am. Same. I know' my bad side. I got this weird skin tag over here. and I got and I got a gap in my teeth over here. This is my bad side. But the reason why we know that I gott to get my tooth implant Yeah,t know one would be none the wiser. Triple G. Tple G. Yes you need. What what does that mean? Ggle big natural titty. Oh, a natural titty? Yeah. in my mouth. That's what you mean? I need teeth. Oh whatever dude. Th you're calling the wrong fucking guy, man. Just always sking on the fuck on your own little tittdy. That's cute. Yeah, who'd be busy? You know who is never going to have a problem sucking on a titty. Wh Wonderful Tom Holland. Oh you're' Tom Holland's getting dump. I'mm starting with us you you brought this up earlier. Okay, so this isy's fine. I brought this up earlier, right? So Zendayah and Tom Holland got secretly married, all right? But we're now do we know they did. Yeah, sort. I didn't know that's why you were talking about. She has been How do you sort of get secretly married? It's like a it have they haven't they kind of like doing it for a green card I think he's doing it to keep Zendaya, right? I think he's trying to hold on to Zendaya. And I think Zendaya is just so like I think it's fine right now. I think for a while, she's been with Spider Man, and she's like being with Spider Man. Yeah that's the reason why I wanted to talk about this is because I think it's finally time for Eddie and I to broach the topic of polymarket. So see, Eddie is not into gambling. It ruined his family or ruin his family, ruin his life. Franks ruin my family, but I'd say gambling was top two. That was top two, right For me, Iother number one just dads existent. You, I'm not a gambler either. I don't like it. but then then, you know, and this is not paid advertisement for polymarket because we'd be on a different channel. We' be making a lot oflymarket. We'd be waking we'd be making more money. But this so but I thought it was like this is a good thing to maybe even use it for in case you want money on this is my insider tip Treat those it whoa what happened? My chair collapsed. Oh, it did Wow, hold on. is this how short you're supposed to be? Oh w you wanted the change sides. Why my chair glass. I don't know, man. Why my chair glass? Well Doir here now. right here. chairs? No edit. looks so little. I's so small. I'm suck on this chair out the chair fell down you now adjust the camera? No, it's important for you to do this from this place, okay? because. I'mappy. I went down to. No, I'm not Trump. No I went l slappy as I said. So So I figured this is an insider tip. people out here because no one likes insider dining. we always look at the world? but yeah, yeah I don't hate it. Yeah, it makes you angry, right? Yeah, you're ready to you fuck going to attack. But my insider tip is that if you want to go and put a bet on a polymarket All right, you want to make money. I would say You're going to go and you're going to bet And Zendi is going to leave Tom Holland within the next year. I mean this. You're going set this up. You're going to put ten thousand dollars on it. You're going to make so much money because you know why I know that and you know how I know that Tom Hollands hairline I look at it. He's becoming British The second The second he becomes British, she's gone We got under this he turns into the British man he's going to be. We all saw what happened to cute Prince Andrew. I mean we saw happen pulls him in. Oh, he's got heavy cosmetic surgery done. He looks horrible. He has He's had Jud laawgh looks pretty bad. Jude Law has had his whole scalp reconstructed like three times. Yeah. So dude, this is happening. this is what I'm just saying. This is my call out to you Is this going to happen to Marcus Yes. Wow. He's going get British. He's going to get British. No, well, he's not full. He's still American. Yeah he's still naturally handsome. So the once your family's been here for multiple generations, you stay handsome. stays But if you stay over there. Oh It's the not it's no fluoride.'re cute.'re cuteloride. No, No they don't fluoride anymore they getid of. thing about British guys is that they're cute they're cute, they're cute, they're cute. Th then they turn British. Yeah, yeah, And that's And then all of a sudden it's Oh hello miss it all just I simply conf find my my wrinkled cream for my my shins. He is going to literally receive sock garters in the mail. Like a British man can't even keep his socks up Really You know what I mean that's what I'm saying here. Tom Holland is going to get to that point. his legs are going to become really skinny. They're very thin now. Yeah. Oh, he's going get skinnier and stranger and that's my that's my bet. See, I think Tom Holland's going to stay a cute little boy. I don't think is. I think he's alreadys Tom Hollands what like thirty three, thirty four and he's's horrible. He's gonna You could put him in your pockets.' to go British any day of the week so I think any day now he's going This is why they got married It's going to be very hard for only thirty. He's only thirty. Okay. No, he's going to be British very, very soon and then she's going a full decade before he turns British. Guess what she gets now? C. Spider Man. She gets half Spider Man. Well, he gets half a dude. No, she't He gets jack shit He gets nothing What he's talking about. She's going to strip him of his life. She's going to take half of the stuff and then he's going to end up dating like Casey Anthony. See, I think I think Zendia's too classy to do any of this stuff. I think she's I think she's a I think she's on the level. I think that's really good aya seems you're betting on you're betting on eting on episod. But here's the deal. if you bet on the polymet, if they stay together then when do you win? When one of them dies. N big stop die. that one These people are gonna outlive me by thirty, forty years. Somet that can happen to them This that There's a bubble around her that incredible forers following the two of these Eactly whereere they go. like I am still saddened by the loss of Oliver Tree. All it's going to take is one fucking helicopter ride. And she's out. I don't know. they seem too responsible. I know that they would probably I imagine that they would throw out other people to save Zendaya. I imagine that Zendaya will be saved at all cost. The only way I could see this happening is if Tom Holland like foregoes his own life to save hers. I Spider Man. I could see him dying like Spider Man for her life. Well, that's the only way, I mean, that's one of the way the only he's like one of the only good Brits. She's only marrying him so that he will die earlier than her. You think that? Yeah. I mean, he's definitely to die earlier than her. Well, that's all man. She's gonna live forever. Yeah is And dia is, you know, she's like's incredible. She' live Yeah, no, she says a Rdwood She's Chiwala In my mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. She's gonna go one hundred and twenty five years old. But she's tall, though, right? Yeah, sure. I don't know she just looks tall. He's probably short. He's super tiny. He's tiny, That's why she looks tall. They're both tiny. They're super small. I think they're gonna be happy forever. I hope so. you know what? I just want to make money. I want our people to make money. So I put in like want this is about the audience, Eddie, this's not about me. It's about the audience and giving them a good tip to go out and do. All guys about the audience has an extra ten grand to lay down on Weetather and Dia and Tom Hollitr. Sell your stuff S Sll your thing. I see but there's other cash in your four hundred one K. put it on this. You know, it's interesting. I'm looking so I searched this doesn't exist in the polymarket right now. You That's what I'm saying. You would have to invent this in order for it to exist. I searched. There are one hundred three results for Tom Hil and Za divorce U and the top one that comes out that u makes me interested is Margot Robbie divorce by june thirtieth at one percent. Wow, interesting. Yeah, there's all I could see that. Yeah, you know, I could see that. There's all kinds of these in here, but the more interesting thing on the poly markarket that I saw is u It just like you could bet on who's going to be the president. Oh you can bet any. you can bet No, we have u This is insane to me We're off the rails right now, Eddie. Yeah. We're off the rails into a bunch of new things right now, Eddie. And that's why I was trying to give them a more innocent bet You know, Ghana is only a five percent on the polymarket against England and the world cup today. What do you think that it would change if you could wear your Ghana jersey? I bought a Ghana jersey and I don't know if I'm allowed to wear it or not. It's one of those drunken I thought I was being cool and bought a so I don't care about soccer football World Cup. you love Africa? I hate FIFA and I love Africa and I love I love the music more than anything else. We do. And Jack That is true of all of the people that you would say, I mean, obviously Eddie again, he did the MC the Parliament Funkedelic, you know, that's the closest he ever got to being a bllack person. but also Eddie lives the most African like you listen to an extreme amount of African music. Its it's what it's my favorite music right now. I can't get enough of it. I'm obsessed with IBbo Taylor You know what I've been obsessed with? Vietnamese funk. It's really good. Yeah. I got a Cambodian record I'll have share with you. Yeah. You're gonna to love it. You're gonna go crazy. It's the ones where they go It's a little funkier than that. But so I'm a real So I've been obsessed with IBo Taylor who died last year RIP EBbo He was ninety something. I got to see him but Jazz is dead, which is my favorite like jazz company out here Om blue note. They they put out this Ghana soccer jersey, but it has IBo's name on the back. Oh cool. I think it's very cool. So I bought it And I put it on. I'm like I'm gonna get beat up. You know, you could be South African, but not Ghana's not South Africa. But they don't like them there. They don't like the they don't they don't like the Africans in Africa. Well, let's send this to side story sideory C youar? I spend too much money on this jersey? Am I allowed to wear it? Can I or do I have to donate it? Do I have to find someone from Ghana and give them the coolest gift ever see I honestly, I think that he can't celebrate it, but I think this is will very similar to our lines about whether or not I'm allowed to dress up Wendy and Carmi as incredible icons of bllack history for Black history. I'm on the for a photo shoot. I feel like it's in the same way where a lot of people felt that actually was quite a beautiful celebration. I think it's nice. I think you should do that next year and I'll help you. But all right, so Google AI says anyone regardless of race or background can wear a Ghana soccer jersey in public. That's ' AI kind of races really know accepted as casual streetwear or a symbol of appreciation for a sport and the country. I I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I also award the Siki for two years. Yes, but that You look great. Yes. I wish you could still wear it, but we know you should. I feel that it's starting to come back The soccer jersey is the Dashiki gateway. It's starting to be. Yes. because my problem right now is that I'm about a forty eight inch chest. I am getting to the point where I'm going have to start wearing Dashikis again. Yeah. Big hits. Yeah, it's good. I think you look good though. So fuck England, I'm going for Ghana. Wow. this all came full circle because Tom Holland Wow, we're really good circle. Yeah We're really good at podcasting. Yeah Yeah fuck your UK. I go and got it. And by the time this comes out, you guys would have crushed them, I'm sure. Possibly. but we also, but again, it's a safe bet. So I would say go and make that bet I get that bet. it's only five percent won't make that bad I mean on Tom Holllandon's in diet. Oh that It's a good bet. That's a good betad All right, here we go. I don't like the poly market. I know, no, we don't really like the poly market. We just thought it would be funny to use money and cynically to decide whether or not love is enough. Yeah and use that on polymarket. That would be really fun things.. Are you convinced me? Ionna wear the jersey Now I can't wear. I was gonna say if it's for a joke, then I think you're allowed to Yeah. That's not a joke. I legitimately No he a good joke I get a good job go along with it. You're allowed. also yeah, but why does it feel weirder for you to wear a Japanese one, right Well becauseuse I'm giving fuck about them. I'm just I'm saying anything I'm just saying like for me it would be weirder, I think it's because of my past. Yeah. Like if I were to wear a Japanese one, people like, oh we o I know what he's doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Seattle have like a Gana Larson character in my past And that's why we're introducing it now. If we could, I'd love to hear a little bit from Ganonna Larson. Hi, how you doing? I'm just a regular guy. I moved here. That's so Marks smmart comedy. 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C MintMobile for details Thaty from Norway All right, yeah. so I made you watch this documentary on Netflix. man I was not I did not wna watch it and boy boy was I fucking eating it up. It was It is upsetting. Natalie doesn't like it when I'm watching one of these and I'm like, ooh, this is good. She's just like everyone's dead though. Yeah, I know, but I like it. So we watch on Netflix, we watch this new documentary called Maternal Instinct which is based off a story that came out in twenty twenty two. Did you all cover twenty twenty it happened. That's when it happened. But then I believe it got all the coverage in like twenty twenty two. and didid you cover it on side stories? You remember? Like I think that a time we thought it was too. Dark. But now sideid sts. Yeah, but now I don't care anymore. Yeah. So this is a this is a story that is I mean, it's wild because it involves one of my Tuly like a topic that I'm fascinated with inside of True crime and weirdo thought, which is malingering And Like Pathological lying. Yeah. And malingering specifically is people that pretend to be sick in order to get some kind of clout. like weird I I never understood it. It's very interesting because sometimes they'll do it for nothing at all. Like there's a story of an Australian woman faked having cancer and it got so fucking huge like the st there's another story about this woman who faked H husband died in nine eleven and then she worked her way into this nine hundred eleven victims group at this like victims advocacy group and then legitimately then worked her way through all these weird political machinations within it and like ousted the former leader and did all this shit. Meanwhile, like everything was a lie. Yeah. And there's something about pathological liars find Fascinating. Yeah. Terrifying. hard It is. it's just I don't it's so to me to lie that much is just so stressful. It's harder. And then we've also known I mean you know I don' think I'm talking too out of school. hereere. I've known several pathological liars exist in everyone's life. But I also I've known reformed pathological liars that about And I think they're really interesting too that's just as interesting to me to hearing them talk about why they did what they did. you know, and largely it's to get along with the Jones Yeah. sometometimes it's just because you want attention and largely it is it's literally like a lot of them have to get on a medication, talk therapy in order to really talk about why they do what they do. whichich largely comes from a sense of I'm not enough. I feel like you're allowed to lie until you're eighteen. I think that this is there's we all have those, right? Everybody had the when I was young, I lied. Everybody did E every child lies and like, you know, like childli lies. like the thing where they do that, you know, when you come in, the one kid's liying about going to Europe for the summer or or that their dad invented Velcro. I met a cute girl on a cruise once. Of course' which was a girl that I saw that I thought was pretty And then you you you're a kid, you get over it Yeah some people don't get over it. And I do think that it's sometimes what happens is that your pathological lying will then not even be your issue It's actually something else because You'll do extreme things. to try to make your lie be real. Yeah. And that to me is like even more interesting than just lying. Yeah it' trying to make it so much harder. Yes. It's just trying to make it real. But so this story is about Taylor Parker And the new documentary Maternal Instinct, it is a news story. so the new it is out there Yeah But if you want to see the dock some spoilers. There yeah there spoilers, but the story has been out there but and there's there's more to it. So it's a great doc. It is. Taylor Parker is twenty six was twenty seven two years old. was in twenty twenty when she was twenty seven and then she seems to like Ch kind of living two lives One in which he was a single mom kids that she just sort of like didn't pay attention to. Yeah, they' just kind of existed. No one ever saw them. And this this l one came around and the other one wouldn't. And Taylor seems to be the type of person that would go through like a friend group pretty easily and then she met this other new guy and you kind of thought like, oh, you know, like whatever and then the story is is like, o, she gets pregnant with this guy and then Oh, she's going to be saved by him But That's not the story. The most naive man in history. Well I would say you say naive, I say checked the fuck out. Yeah. I say is both gu. I think that guy was head that guy was just like. I don't even know what's happening here. So this ist is out of New Boston Texas. This is the middle of fucking nowhere. Taylor Parker, the crime she would go on to commit is that she would fake being pregnant up until ten months in her pregnancy, and then she would in a moment of pure manic delusion st Stab and mutilate her quote unquote best friend who was pregnant with the baby baby out of her using ninety four different fucking varied cuts after watching C section videos on YouTube and then tried to fake the baby as her own and the baby and her best friend Reagan died in the process. She is now in jail and she has got the fucking death penalty. the sixth woman everceived the death penalty sentence and she is still there. they are trying to figure out something about her mental state blub blah,ah But the story is like that's all I heard originally was just that this woman had fakeed being pregnant and she cut the baby out of somebody else. And then I saw the bodycam footage of her of which you can see in the documentary, but it was all over the internet She see she's all shaky and crying and covered in blood and she's coosed She's really not covered in that much blood. No. She must have changed and washed herself. did We know that she did. Okay. And so she was she had blood on her. She was saying, Oh my God, I gave birth to my car. And this the cop is like, oh my God, they get the baby in. and the second they're all at the hospital Everybody knows that there's something fucking wrong. Yeah. But isn't she like wearing jeans? Yes. She's like like the most basic level. you don't give you don't put your jeans back on after you give birth on the side of the road. God knows what this. I mean, obviously, she wasn't in the right mind, Eddie. And so they went and they talk about they talk with her about this and she's just all like, Oh, do you mean I didn't have a baby And that doctor That doctor doctor is my favorite character in the whole thing. When he comes in and he's like, ain't no way baby came out of there. like your first thing you first no baby. Let me go check to see baby com in. Let me look, Well because Okayt no baby on there. It like it's just like a mechanic. It is one of those things where it's like, you know, she Let it go. All the the lie go all the way to having her fucking pussy checked. Yeah. likeike she let this lie go all. I mean she had to have known that when the doctor like looks under that dress, they're going to be like, Okaykay. So let's take it All the way back. Yeah. So it starts with Taylor Parker. It starts in high school. It starts with her. She's a little bit of a chubby girl self conscious Her friend said that the thing that she would do though, very casually is that she would say Give me a naked picture of you from your chin down I'm talking to a guy. They're like what the fuck you talking about Taylor, you know just being like, Oh God, I want themone to like me though. I wantan to show ' some of these pictures. So what it's going to happen when he sees you She had no answer.. That was like exactly. And so she started catfishing guys. and then the guy show up and then it'd blow up and that was like one thing. So that's kind of the next thing is startorted Then it starts with she certain have health issues Right S get the nudes Yeah, sometimes. crazy. Girls are weird Yeah They're young, right? They have no fucking idea, right? So She is Taylor Now she gets a new group of friends And she is starting to do the Chronic illness dive right? She's starting to say, o, I'm getting this Yeah. Oh, I'm feeling fain. everythingvery kind of becomes about her health, right? Like comes again kind about all these kind of things. And eventually she comes and tells her friend I then S actually diagnosed me with MS and they're like, oh my fucking go God. everybody gets together. and she's like, o, you know, a couple months after that actually also I just got diagnosed with cancer And they're like, Oh my fucking God and they go and they they get she gets the baby come out and she made up all these things about how she had because she ended up getting pregnant at seventeen and getting pregnant with another baby. And after she had that baby and all this this health stuff started happening, she basically said, oh, we're having issues with your like the baby came out and at first she was like, o, you know I got my tubes tied. That's what she wanted. She came up with this like thing about how at twenty one years old, she went to the doctors and said, Tie my tubes, I'm not ha any more babies. And they're all like, why? whyy are you doing this? This' so young And J'us just like, I don't care. no more babies. And so they they went and they tighter tubes up and then Gave her a hysterectomy. Well's because she ended up having an e what is they called an ectotropic? What's it that term of a pregnant pregnancy that gets caught Yeah in a tube after she'd gotten her tubes tied. That's right. She got her She got pregnant with it and she she needed to have a hysterectomy. So she got the hysterectomy, everything's pulled out of her. Now she's just like this kind of like whatever normal person, which she's also been call it a hysterectomy, by the way. Thank. You're right. Yeah. you're right. That's what you know what are we even doing here? A woman's sterectomy. Yeah. Thank you You're right. You're right, I'm sorry. Even though there' a man doing it It was they interviewed him hurt. That's his directory. It's my direct. It my. I did that. I popped that pussy out. I popped the whole fucking thing out. I took out the transmission. I took out the whole fucking thing. I dropped in a new load. I brought it the taxis serervice and I put it on the wall. I knew what I need to do. It a m new. It's right next to my deer headad There's my dear uterus So this is also where she started talking about how like she was had a fallout with her mom and her mom was this heir to a fortune that would go from syrup. Oil to she said salt. Salt. She said that her parents were the Morton Salt family, all this kind of shit. Your name should be Morton if you're gott to tell that lie. Yes So She burns through a series of friends with all of these crazy fucking lies So she moves away And not too far but far enough. likeike three hours. Yeah. So she moves away from her little town and she goes to her first rdeo And so at the time, what she did was that because she had because she had gained all this she had all this weight and then what happens she had lost all the weight, then she kind of went fuck crazy and then she kind of got weird and all that kind of shit, right? Yeah. At this point now she's doing the I want a man. to settle down And I want a country man bigig surround countryman. She's a new Boston eight. Yeah Yeah, I mean, I mean for the territory for, you know, like you know, I think so. I think she's ugly inside and out, but See, normally I can separate the two Yeah because I'm wise like that. So normally like even those evil women I can figure out if she's hot. I'm not attracted to her, but I'm saying for the territory. for a man who collects hogs for a living I think she's beautiful. That's his job. That's his job. And not only does he collect hogs as a job, Apparently also does it in his personal life So this guy is the name of Wade Griffin, right? So she saw this guy this amateur rodeo and he's a hog trapper boy and I would also say a little bit not Hm He's not dumb, but he's very country and doesn't ask a heck of a lot of questions, right? Yeah. So she insinuates herself into Wade's life. She starts pretending to be somebody else. So he's like so surprised that she wants to slop the hogs and she wants to jerk off the tractor and she wants to fucking slam the chickens. I don't know what they do. they they do something, He's like a woman kind of likes me. I'm in. But also in his idea too because he was just like ' some women, some men in the country world They like tell me if I'm right or wrong side stories L POL Gmail. com but I think I'm correct. I think sometimes a big country man almost wishes he could be with a man because she wishes that because he was like, this is the first time I met a lady that couldn't care about the country She liacked the mud, she liked the dog, She lied lifting the trick like. And it's like, ye, no, you like you want a man, dude. You want to be married to a fucking man. It's a country girl. a girl raised on a farm. some wom could change a tire. But he's specifically saying you can't find that In the way that you find it because she's lying to Aammedie. Yeah She's doing the thing where she's pretending to be super countountry to get this man, right? I feel like if you could find her anywhere. She's in New Boston. No, the problem is I think that Wade wanted her to not look like him. Yeah. And I think that's the issue is that when you get a lady that wants to slopem wants to slop them up, wants to lift Oh, I like her. She could lift a horse on her back Yeah He hear me like, that's the kind of lady Julie's gorgeous is she Runs my backyard. Diamond in the Rough founder in California found in New York. But then you brought her here, you trafficked her air. right? They wouldn't be able to do it. So they they're g together, right? They you know, whatever. So this woman then tells him Guess what, baby I'm about inherent eight million dollars. This while they're together. They've been together two months And he's like, no, fucking shit And she's just like, not only that, we're I'm making every one of your dreams come true. She buys him a fucking one hundred thousand dollars car. She buys him the fucking house. She buys his momama car, a hog ranch in Oklahoma h everything. And the ranch too was like they set it all up and they went and they tooured it. It was this four million dollars property and she's saying, oh, we're gonna I'm gonna to buy it for cash And she's doing it to make the family jealous. The family's all like Dam when they show that video and they're like Wow, Gsh you guysash gonna be living a whole new life. Yeah. They had like a whole presentation over Christmas. Yes. And she was just like, Yes, we are. We absolutely are. And then the thing is is that The guys that went to go look at the real estate people. they started looking into go like, okay, four million dollars cash. fucking absolutely. We'll set that up for you all right now. Exactly. And so they they also come from a part of the country where like Your millionaires look like shit. They do. That they they were like, we'd specifically deal with a clientele that you would not if you were to judge your book buyer cover, you wouldn't think that they could own multiple million dollar properties. Yeah. And it's like, no, they do. because they're all wearing jeans and they're dirty and they're fucking. Yeah. Yeah, they're in they have agricultural money. They got that agarian money. Real money. Oh yeah, real money. Yeah. And so they go and so They go to check it in and they're like No's ever heard of And then her the representative of the oil trust fund whichich is really funny because they work for Shell company and her name was Shelley. Yes. it's definitely lacks any sort of creativity. Like her wasn't her lawyer called like Bill Lawington Laington. Yeah. Yeah Lwington or fake lawyer. Yeah, yeah which is fucking hilarious. It's my improv, right? It's it's so funny. And so Well all this is the money's now starting to h they're starting to default and all things it' supposed to pay for Yeah now that it's happening He repossessed the mother's car They start being like, oh, you can't, you don't have the money for this. You don't have the money. She only had it for a couple of months. because she showed up with a brand new like camry or some shit of sedan's all on credit. Every single thing was on credit. Yeah. She just got whatever and she financed it. She just put money down and she financed it. And so it seemed like she was good at paperwork. It's its or yeah, or lying that somebody who's just looking to get the down payment and then they'll figure it out after the fucking I mean this is how the housing market cll collapsed. That's what happened. So When this started when this Houseic cards some' falling She tells Wade I'm pregnant. Now they've been together for three months. She for some reason has decided that she needs to keep Wade. and the only way she's going to do this is by telling her telling him she's pregnant. And they know for a fact anybody that had known her knew that she could not be pregnant. Well from her past. Yes. So she had reinvented herself in this new world. and the thing about Wade is that he's just not Cious. He just wants to he wants to go to work and he wants to work his fucking ass off and he wants to come home he wants to go to sleep. But in the way he kind of put hisself Yeah your gu shad you pregnant or whatever We went to look at all, you know, I was like, well, I guess it's going to be done, how it's going to be done You don't likeily It takes a dude like way to fall for this type of shit. Absolutely Beuse it's like, you know, you're not going to doctor's appointments, you're not going to all the He kepting like, Id tried to go but then she'd say I you know, like I was busy or there something going on and I just didn't go. And he never went to any of the ultrasounds. He never went to any of the doctor' appointments because there weren't any ' there weren't any And then he But also to me, this is where he kind of sucks. Yes. like I'm having a baby, which I'm not. If I'm having a baby, I'm going to these guys appointments. I'm worried about the baby. He's fully checked out and he doesn't want to be there. He doesn't want to be there. He stops liking her. almost immediately. He was not into it And she kept him with the baby. She loved bbing him then she kept him with the baby in his entire family from the get is like, she's not pregnant Yeah. and they didn't know she couldn't be pregnant, but they're all like, she's not fucking pregnant. She's lying. She's not showing for like five months, six months. So she starts end Yeah She bu the. She buys the bump. She buys that fake baby bump. She buys something that makes it look like it's kicking. Yeah. Yeah, she buys something that looks like it's fucking devious shit, right And it's the months are going plan gender reveal, which maybe want to fucking blow my fucking brains out where they brought out or they brought out a cow instead of a bull. I just I'm so sick All the gender reveal stuff, just I'm so s so sick all these everybody's just filling everybody filled with fucking k. I'm so sick of everybody being swollen with k. And so they I hate gender reveals. They're stupid. I don't think I'll ever go to one Well we're past that, I think. I don't think there's any reason to go go to a gender reveal. because I honestly, I don't care what gender your child is. No. have the have the baby. I want it to be healthy I think we should have a healthy reveal. Yeah' gonna be nice. Yeah. It's about one head. Hey, how about that So this is this so this whole story is crazy. So in the meantime, like Taylor's like faking like because she has no money, she's faking doing all these various things for work. So one thing she did, which is the one of the big pavilions of Grifters, which we've talked about on this show forever, the photographer. She created a fake photography thing where she's like, oh, I'm a professional photographer. and you have to understand all you really need to be a professional photographer is a website and a camera.. L and then someone to pay you and then magically you become a professional photographer Exactly. someone has to believe you're good at your job. Yes. So her best friend, how she met her was that she had hired her to be her wedding photographer Yeah. And so she was the and she took a bunch of super mediocre pictures of her wedding Yeah, and the lady L And they just the two of them got together. I mean, also this woman Reagan seems like the kindest most just open hearted Nice woman. Like she died from kindness. Yes. She was just such a truly sweet woman and this woman just destroyed her obviously destroyed her life. And so by October of twenty twenty. Everybody had already assumed Nah. fake miscarriage story was going to happen. This' all during the height the beginning of COVID too. It can only have happened during COVID. Yeah because doctorors appointments, you you can only like you can't go in because of COVID She use it as a smokes screen for the whole fucking thing. And so they they go and so Tw weeks past due date. It's now three weeks past or due date, full ten months of the baby cooking They don't even go to get the baby like that's what I just don't even understand. I was like how in the living fuck we're not N at the hospital within that first week to get the baby taken out or do anything. There's only one person in my lifetime that I've known that's gone more than nine months Like you just want it out of you or you want to Yeahah, you want to get it out induce like whatever. so many things Yeah. right. And so they waited until finally the very last minute. And the thing was is that her friend, which is like she'd done this before every time friend and got pregnant and when she when Reagan had gotten pregnant, she was obsessed with it. right? All over her fuc like all over, which is how her first group kind of fell apart was that she kind of glommed onto a person's baby shower and baby experience. She's obsessed with it. She's obsessed with it. even though she has two kids, she's barely raising. Yeah. they're off somewhere. They're literally just gone. That dude certainly had nothing to do with the documentary. No. No Whver that guy Oh he wants to never hear her name ever fucking again. because I' talking about someone who dodged a fucking bullet. Oh yes. And I guess it's also too. it is just the constant way just a How is I supposed to do Yeah we are. And so eventually she would in this moment of desperation decide to kill her best friend, steal the baby and pop it out of her. I just don't understand When the lies get to be that B. I know it's a psychological It's like a mental illness. Yeah. But I just don't understand Like there were so many off ramps I mean It's murder Like you have to kill someone I love Y for me to get to murder And then probably won't even then You know, like it's like, I'll still go to the police. Yeahes. you know, like it's like it's like so to get to murder, you're just evil. And just the fact that they all did not Straight up, no one wanted to dig deep enough into this issue Well, that's because his friend the people who did, their friends when they approached Wade cut him out of his life. And just he's like, this is my wife, This is my child, you know, you're talking this shit, you know? I would love to put it out there. That was my favorite guy, his friend that was always in the camouflage. Oh I really like that gu. I felt so bad for him. That guy had no business being mixed up in all this shit. becauseuse he was just like because his wife knew something was fishy. He did it all night. He's not in full He's just like, will you stop, W you please, just stop with otta go to sleep But she was right, 'cause every time I loved his attitude 'cause it was like, Listen, I don't want to get into another conspiracy theory. All right, that kinda makes sense Yeah, I don't all right, I w to stop over this net we're fighting this what? What Wait a second, what likeike every single time and it's like he's at least being like, Oh no. because he's like trying to get to his buddy and Wade is just like, you know, they're just men Examine your lives. Yeah. That is the because that's the key here guys. Eamine your life. Don't let just things just happen to you. Also it's just like, wait, you know, wait definitely are he stupid more so than anything. he's stupid. Yeah, yeah. it's I think it's one of the other, but like Throw your friends away person you don't even like. Well, you barely even know well because it's this idea that because the problem of getting is pride This is this idea that well now she's a mother of my child Like, no, dude, she just caught some gunk brow. Also just fucking she just did it. I think it's insecure big boy disease too. It is. You think you're never going find another person because you're a big boy. And then she's kind of cute. And so he thought and because she does all the dumb hog stuff. Yeah because she's kind of cute and she does all the hug stuff and she doesn't also have a mustache. Yeah That's why he wants to stay Yeah, exactly. Yes, But he doesn't understand. it's not enough, y'all It really isn't. It's fucking' not enough y'all to stay Unless of course they're going to teach you how to run a colt And that's the problem is like they never do unless You can involve with Peter Thal. Yeah. Oh my Godd. Let's do this. Let's get into this next story ers of the horror classic evil Dead. Myur grandpather believed the devil would return if anyone read from the Book of the Dad wnder Oh dear. We just just preserve this. Every family. We can probably be reunited I couldn't never live without you. I won't let you live without me. 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Good work about this. seecret group he put together called Dialogue And it is it's like so first of all, Dialog has had its website and its membership secret ever since it was made, I think it was in two thousand six. Yeah, two thousand six And we have had no idea what's in there world what they do right? It' a twenty year old fucking tech Oligarch crew. Yes. So Peter Teal E year and I guess last year for the very first time, they have they're now constructing a permanent campus Around DC Yes.. So this is going to happen as we see, the construction work in DC is going really well. Yeah. So I think it's going think it's going to be a banger, you know. And so Peter Thal he is he created this this idea of like, all right, it's all of these intellectuals are going to get together and there's a members and guest ls you're going be and then we're going do this whole thing and it was just revealed by a bunch of hackers pull out They got to somehow there was a loophole in their security because all these guys are so fucking they they' barely tell' happening up their own ass and think they're so brilliant. They don't see people. they don't think they can get attacked like this. They don't think that they can, which just also shows they're open. Yeah to attack. course They're open to it. So is more the person who hacked the no fly list. Yes. moreore and more of this Socauseuse remember Peter Tial straight up says he doesn't believe the freedom and democracy are compatible. and he also ran Argentina. So. and it might have something to do with this news. We now know that some of the guys that went to this thing were police people like Treasure Secretary Scott Bessett, Sarah Bond, Ted Cruz, J Joseph Gordon Levitt, the actor Yeah, Brian Johnson, the vampire man that is teast steing blood from a son, Corey Booker. Corey Booker is a really fun one. And then also it's it is this thing. So he's bringing people together Kleine. Y. Ezra Kleine. Yeah L that's crazy to be. It is a it is a gotot sold. It is important to remember guys. They're all on one team This is still the fucking lesson is that it's not about left or right. It's about a certain amount of money in your bank account gets you access to certain things and it changes your brain and you start to think of the rest of us as fucking expendable. Yeah. And so that is what is happening. So this guy they in the conference, they're doing all these like funny cute things. So first is the One is just a topic of they all get together like one of the topics was just World War three. Yeah. And the other one was the pros and cons of AI Yeah right whichich just seem like stuff that we whatever. it's what leaders talk about. That's what leaders do But then there's one called How to start a cult how to run a cult There was another one called the one that that was also I're you're going past how to build a cult. It was moderated by the founder of the Christiannetworking sitepray dot comot Yes. And then there's another one that was called It's fun to be in charge. Yeah, R, which is God knows what that means. Money does buy happiness. That's what it's another one that another class that was called Money does buy happiness And how's your sex life, of course. Yes. becausecause the big thing here is one of the big interesting factors of dialogue is that not only Is it a think tank? Not only is it a summer vacation, it's also a fuck shed Because what they do is match makeake there Yeah, which to me was one of the first things that rang a giant bell Right I was like I just saw this bell As soon as I saw the the the option to fuck Right? The option will they help elite people find elite people is what they say. They help billionaires fuck because they can't close. Okay. ' they literally are reptiles with no human emotions. If they were humans, they'd be millionaires. They'd be normal millionaires with chicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. giving back to society. They'd be just normal guys having fun if they were normal people, but they're not And so guess where this all brings us to It's an island adventure. So yes, it's an of coursevent It comes back to Jeffrey Epstein. So there was an email exchange from Jeffrey Epstein, where he says Peter Thial loves your secret society idea He's trying to going on off the grounds he hasn' be able to figure it It's all connected all the way fucking back. So Peter Thal, we now know that dialog emails All through the Epstein emails. And the reason why we didn't find them upntil now was because we didn't know the names of the society yet. Also yeah, a word like dialogue means nothing. means nothing until you learn the existence of this secret organization called that. So now he we have all of these emails. We have no idea whether Jeffrey Epstein was going or not. We know that people were keeping him up to date with what they were talking about. He was full on invited. Oh yes We just don't know if he went, which he did probablyably did. And so then they also were And when he didn't go, they sent him materials from what they were talking about Yeah. So it's all connected back. And again, we don't know If they actually make policy decisions or what they do, but the fact that they're all getting together and they're all super secret about it to me is doesn't bode well. Yeah. And it's everybody It's people who own major corporations, It's senators. It's it's everybody. Oh no, Jason good journal Jordon Levittt was just like, I thought that day was an interesting conversation. And then it's like the other guys were while Ted Cruz is there. I don't know how you're going to have an interesting conversation with him because Ted Cruz' connections to the government and you're just happy he's there. Yeah And you love the fact that he's a flawed Sociopath because those are the best people to manipulate. Absolutely. Yeah. So that's like the thing is we are we're still being held under the thumb of these people and they think it's funny I think that's what's hard is that they think it's so funny and cute. What am I supposed to do? Get rid of PayPal. I don't got time for the show No. PayPal's not unfortunately it's not even the software buddy. O I love the idea of boycotts and what we're doing here. Yeah, R I don't think that's gonna to move the needle As much's not using payPal is it going to change anything. I think what's going to move my life harder. I think eventually we're all going to have to show up in front of a bunch of data centers. I think that's going to be a thing we're going to have to do at some point. But I think that's the later on conversation for if and when Peter Tial somehow survives the military police of Argentina We they still believe that he could end up protecting him. President Argentina saids a it's a haven for billionaires. But also guess what then everyone has the price. Yeah. So guess what I'll The price is way cheaper in Argentina I'm sure. But guess what? if he's underconing them, somebody will come fucking overpay him to kill him. If it's just about money, baby, there's albody so there's always somebody who's willing to pay you a little bit more. Yeah. especially if it comes down to Hog tie and a fucking billionaire You know what I mean? That's what we need. We need Wade. We need Wade. Wade can redeem himself. I don't know if Wade has enough attention to detail for this job We just need him tying. Yeah, yeah, but we all just gave me to the hogk. We you practice on Ted Cruz. He's local. Why does he have so many hgs? Yeah. The other thing that we forgot is the reason like the story went so long going back to Parker I know that we're done talking about that. But I think like what made it so interesting to me and the reason she got away with it for so long and by for so long, I mean like hours, not like days or anything like that is because she killed Reagan in Oklahoma. and then drove to Texas. Yeah. So it gave them a little bit longer to connect the news stories just because of the state line. No she's she did it She thought that she was doing it Savly She she was doing it correctly and she wasn't. Yeah, man. No, she was flawed, man, but I fucking I don't think there's anyone. It's weird. I feel like Peter Teal has taken over Elon for person I hate most. I don't know I really don't know. You know, maybe I should just hate them everyone the same. I do. That's what I do. Don't rank them. Now, That's like people who rank their friends. No what's wrong with Oh God, you know, like wedding parties.s like it's like, come on'ess what you always do. Every wedding, one friendship is ruined. Yeah, put you put someone in there that shouldn't have been in there and the next thing you know every picture's ruined. Yep. Oh no, believe me. Yeah. Oh no, believe me, are't you So we have a all right, this is another big news event. I'm certain everybody. this is obviously big upster robots. We have our very first official Kill of a human being by an autonomous Rbot in the field of battle. And guess you used it. Ukraine Ukraine Ukraine used It' very robot. Very fascinating. It is the very first time that they have used a machine in which they said that it can fly out It goes into terminator mode, quote unquote. and then' exactly the mode they called it. Yep. and it kills everybody. That's what they said. is they send it out there and don't worry if there's somebody out there that you want to kill, it will kill. We just according to the guy from from Kokovolski We just launch it and we know everything will be dead Everything that will be found there in this particular area will be dead. Yeah There is no connection to the drone at all. You cannot see the video, nothing Everything it sees will be killed We don't even know how many people are killed. It' a couple of guys. It says it killed a couple of Russian soldiers in one truck. Yeah. What does it mean it killed the truck? Yeah But the this is the first one. The only reason we know is because they sent in a man drone afterwards to make sure to see what happened. Yeah And then it did its fucking job. Because the thing is the IDF has suicide drones, but it still takes a human to trigger them and then there' other we have buil dr have a moral code. He must. They have such a moral code the moral code requires them to see a child and explode it. Like that's the problem is that when it's the moral code to kill the child, then technically they're correct. Yeah. And so but we have suicide drones that we use and we do stuff like that and we try. but this is the very first time Just a robot's done it. And I just want to say congrats to the Jackie Robinson of AI robots out on the battlefield. because you know, it's really, really hard out there for robots, especially volunteer Army. And these guys, they really are that's That's fighting for freedom. Now we have used Claude bomb Iran. And they believe that it was Claude who actually chose a blow up that school Ver very early on. Yeah, it sounds like a really useful way to sort of blame somebody else. Yeah No, it's all fake. Also just by way, you still use Claude and if Claude killed the school children, you did it. You did it. Listen, you did it. Hans are still Telling them what to do. Yes It autonomously killed a bunch of people But it was just told to kill a bunch of people that look like a are and people. Yes. So it's not just doing it. It's not like it if this is how it's AI guys is if it was built to make waffles and it started to kill people. And if it's not If it's built to make waffles and it's making waffles, guess what it is? It's washing. It's a waffle machine. Even if you call it an AI Waffle machine It's just a fucking waffle machine. Like this concept of AI that's being thrown around is a buzzword that means absolutely nothing. When they say AI's in your fridge, it means nothing. When AI's in your TV, it means nothing. It's a fucking computer program. It's software. That's all it is. It's a way to software that's not made by a human. No, yes, it is. The software is made by a human and then it goes in. I was at this great Jewish Chinese wedding this weekend You gotta try it sometimes. I know, you sound great on. want the food. Yeah Oh God, it was wonderful. But the thing is I was it was in Seattle and there was a bunch of code writers there at the wedding. There wass a bunch of tech people there. and I was like they were literally really talking about how they miss writing code that they don't not allowed to write code anymore. that all code is written by AI. Yeah, and what we're gonna see is I never thought of code that way. It Code as a writer I never thought of code as something you write. No, it's a code and it's an art. It is way more of an art than it is anything else. And what we're seeing Edie is the fact that we are Racing towards a giant brick wall Yeah in which all of these companies that are gonna be held up by these fake AI programs because they're we're just using the words AI. We're just using the term Yeah. It's just a computer program. It's not thinking It's just doing stuff. It's not actually thinking and what we're going to see is that once we're really dependent on quote unquote, AI coders, we're going to see these websites falling apart. Yeah, but everything's going to fall apart. they are kind of thinking. bots are thinking in a way. See, again, we are, this is the issue is we have to think about what the term thinking means. Yeah Is it making is its own independent choices from data it's getting independently and then deciding to do something unique That's thinking. Well, what's the difference between Google AI and then going then this Ukrainian fucking drone killing people that it just just chooses. Well Google AI is really just kind of shortening news articles and it's always wrong. And then the same thing with this technology is that You don't think that this AI technology is not gonna kill the wrong people. Of course it's gonna to kill the wrong people. we do kill the wrong people in war every day? I know we're just moving blame to more an even more inefficient source. Obama killed hundreds of a civilians. And he did it by hand. likeike a real man a real fucin man. I'm just saying Thinking is not what they're saying it is. It's just working as a computer program. is not So this idea that they are that they' little people in here doing stuff and that their're little miracle machines is completely a false spill of goods. And it's why we're heading towards a it's why our economy is wildly bloated right now. Yeah And we're going we're heading towards whatever the fall is going to be. It's going to be fucked up. Well, you know, what's funny is that could be or we could it does also seem to be that the there's enough blood in the water right now that more and more people are pulling out As long as a lot of these things don't go to IPO, we' be fine truly, our economy will be fine as long as they don't take over the entire fucking thing. And because thankfully it seems that they're failing With record speed. So the more they fail and the faster they fail, the more will get past this little period. And then eventually AI will do what it needs to do, which is just supposed to do fucking. It's supposed to help you make your maps more efficient. It's so crazy that AI is getting all these second chances that like if a human made these same mistakes, they would be fired immediately's becausecause they already fired all the people That's they fired all the people and the people are coming back and being like, you want me to fix your little problem. How about you give me fucking twenty K more a year. Yeah. That's what I would do Oh, absolutely. Dfinitely which you should do. We're all I mean, this is also scary. you know I on some level, it is frightening and then on another level, I believe it's going to play out. in a medium way. like it's going to play out in a middle way. I think it's going to play out in a lot of people are going to fucking die. They're already dying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. peopleeople are dying a lot more people are going to die and a bunch of more people are going die. Yeah. But I do think that in the end, A II won't work Of course it won't. Yeah, because it can't think. 'cause doesn't think Yeah. 'cause we don't know how we think. So the fuck are we gonna make a fixsimile of how we think if we don't know how the fuck we think because our thinker is the one doing the thinking. And when we look at the thinker, we have a hard time figuring out what the thinker's doing because we are inside the thinker. We obviously don't know how people think because who would ever thought that Taylor Parker would have done what she did I can tell me the air. Yeah. I tell the air of the eyebrow combination. I can tell absolutely. All right, we got another we got a more fun story. There'sne more story. one more st. Well, this is one of those where I just like cover in this type of stuff because we never do, and it's just like, I don't know what this is. And I want somebody to send me more about. I'm fascinated with Gu like this. Have you seen there there guys that for religious devotionals do specific physical things and then they can like change. L I remember there was a one guy. rememember the guy that guy like he stuck his hand in the air for like fifteen years. Okay Yes. So this is a guy stood in the same place for twelve years as a vow to the Godd Shehiva Right, Okaykay But the only reason why I even want to talk about it What's this like Man, his fucin feet Wow Yeah, they look bad. Just look at them. like it's It's like his feet have turned into two giant blood filled like pedest. Yeah, no, he I mean, those feet are gonna fall up. Well, yeah, that's the idea. They're black Yeah. they' they're gone. Yeah. They're they're attached to his legs still, but they're useless and they're gone. you know, it's fine up I just think it's interesting that he keeps doing it and, you know, he's still got his he's technically still got his toenails So like, why is he doing it though? It is a devotional. It's called standing penestence. It's like what So he does is he has been doing it's an extreme austerity measure. Th he does as a way to achieve spiritual oneness slash as a devotional to his God Shiva. personally has taken to be his own personal God Yeah, well, you know, Shiva exists. lotots of people pray to Stiva. But dude, look he bill A billion people pray to Shiva. But dude no one does this. Yeah because he's special, dude. He's Timothy Chamlle. Look at this. L he's where you even wear the Nick's orange Oh disli Oh yeah, he's hip. Yeahay, L look at him. Nixon five. Oh he was there Can, psych All right, M I'm discususting. I'm standing too long My My feet I'm trying to do the rhym My feet, My feet are black My two Ns orange. Oh yes Oh God, was it h Nixon five. was I get Yeah, yeah. my feet are black My skirt is orange. My shiva got five arms Nixon five Right? Therety one. here, do you see the one of him stretching? Yeah. I mean, he has to he wasn't actually doing it on his own He was using a board with ropes to lean on. great he's got a glan squad Well, he's like that's how he sleeps. Yeah, but I mean, he's not doing it then Wow. Then he didn't even do it because isn't enough for you. See he didn't well, no this isn't enough for you his cause is so stupid It's like it's like, all right, if this is your cause, you're not even doing it. You've wasted your legs for no fucking reason. But else is he going to do with them? Get a job This is the job. This isn't a job. He don't be paid for this. Actually Side store is LOTL gmail. com but I'm pretty certain that guys like this do actually get paid and then people donate money to them and they become like vennerable. like you know like But how is he even going to use it? He don'll move. In India and all these areas they have L guru culture Yeah. So people go and find the guru and then like a devotional like relationship is pretty. I don't think it's common, but I do know that it's way more like we don't have that here. like they have it there, but they like they have like a whole thing where it's way more common for them to sort of rally around a local spiritual leader. Yeah because it's because there's so many people And they also I want to say is Hinduism is Polytheistic I don't know, but his legs are starting to look like ganeshes I't say that much.' fuck in hf Wh's horrible, man This. So you're saying he don't like those legs. You're saying he doesn't look like a fucking thing he doesn't he couldn't redo the scene from base Instident. I feel like can imagine the smell? Oh my God. That scene from him? I mean, his feet are I mean, like they exist, but like I just they're so big and black They're so big and black He should not have Shacks feed. I know, but it's fun. It's fun. He did it to himself God, it's disgusting. And it makes no sense to me. Oh, he knows and not it's not necessarily a panthe. He' of many deities It's not bad as far as religions go. It could be worse. It's got its I actually have no idea As far as religions go, Hindu is like fine. It's definitely better than Catholicism. It's very it seems that it's way more like like Hinduism seems like it's way more fluid Yeah, sure. Whatever I'm a fucking atheist. None of it's real. It this is certainly not fluid for this guy. Noope it's not It is.es out. No, no, no. It doesn't matter. Anything that makes you do this, I can't be on board with. He's not being made to do it. isn't gonna gon back. He's supposed to, though. ' he's doing an extreme. This is extreme. Yeah. Yeah. otherther people just normally will do it for a little while. Yeah, If you lived in America, you would just be a racist tea party member.. Yeah probably. But I would just say it's just nice to see somebody with some discipline and everybody's so lazy Damn. So let's get into some. Llicitor letters. All right We actually have a really fucking good one. All right, I want to hear So first of all, God, everybody wants me to change my deodor. Well, I told you about that Yeah, ye ye. You go like first of all, thanking everybody then message about Ed's armpits. I had one guy be like, they sell they they they they sell Mitcham at this place to that place to this place that it's like I go They' out What do you want from me? Beople call me a liar? No, you should just go and get changed in native. I ordered a bunch of Mitchum online. Thank you everybody Oh, you did? I'm fine. Yeahay, you' b putght a creative it online goodood for the year It seems like would have been easier that's an easy solution, but I did it And it's up No mus no fuss. Oh wow Wow. Oh, dude, you know what else we didn't cover really? What The fall I know last week we covered like with skketchy Andy and all the guys that do all the did the daredevil stuff. Yeah. We never really ca like we talked about the lady falling during the bungee cord incident where she didn't have it attached. Yeah, I didn't really it was still developing. Did you watch the video? No, I don't watch that type of shit. Oh my no, they don't see anything. The video is crazy The video they lift her up over their heads. So what they do here How did they not know There's three people holding her over her head can not tell there's not a rope attached to her. I can tell just by looking at it if I psych. They're all now under investigation because If you hear the video, it looks like murder. Dude, if you hear the video, everyone's like, stop, stop. She's not connected. She's not connected. L you hear people telling them that she's not connected. You see the rope down on the ground. They're all giggling and laughing like it's funny. and then they literally javelin her off the side of the fucking mountain. They just throw her off. I did not know the that now I got's just a video And not only Do they throw her? It's not a bungee cps dude. It's just a shitty rope Look at that, dude. They just fucking threw her in the fucking ravine, man Whoa. Yeah, they just threw her in dude. So they're all under they're all under investigation now. Obviously Yeah. I mean she had a body cam on too. Oh, she did. Yeah, there's a body cam footage out somewhere, but did that survive? No, I know who knows, but honestly it' be a great Great advertisement for that Gat bro. Oh my God Yeah, right there. just done Wow, just tossed right off the side. Yeah. I just thought it was like a little accident. I didn't realize like three people picked her up and then toss her. No why people are stupid man Damn. Yeah, it's real bad. Yeah. they toss it right. toss her right off the thing J javel her right into the ground Never do anything remotely fun guys I My thing is no helicopters, no bungee cords, no jumping out of planes. Hicopters can't first off No more of this shit. Helicopters you can't put on the same level as this. Well yeah. No. No, you're right, you're right. This is like that's like this is crazy This is first of all, no one should be bungee jumping. And if you are bungee jumping, like Think about it. Think about it I don't, you don't need to do it. Get a weightlifting I still't get it, man. G find other thrills. Yeah, things. stop trusting. Carne get in the Eo Taylor. I' hours I spend and I'm completely enthralled. Anybody that I don't care what level of professional establishment you go to. Yeah. anybody that is operating A bungee jumping. thing is a carnney. Yes. It is the same person. that runs the Tilta world. It is you have to know that. Anytime you are doing business with somebody who is not under a roof You're taking a chance. You're taking your life in your hands. Never trust these people. Whether it's a hot dog cart,g Oh man. I wouldn't even eat street food. Never mind getting thrown off a bridge by some guy. I would love to see you guys go skydiving. Oh no k I'll kill the pilot Henry and I you. I'll kill the pilot.. I'd rather die in a plane crash of my own hand than having them force me out the fucking way. That'll happen. I'll kill the pilot with my bare hands before theyight force me out of the plane. Man The only way I would ever skydive is if I don't even know like I had to in war and even then probably just die Obviously the only way you're going to get me do it if it's a high level movie job. Yeah,es. It's so weird. You do anything for that. Anything for that. Anything for is I've done it many d content. You're down. I have done it many things I'm scared of Yeah On camera. Yeah That's it. And one of those things is just touching a horse. I hate I hate hse. H horse has scared your fucking chair out of the mat. You know that it scares me. You all know that about me. Y'all know me All right, so this story, this next one I Take nothing from this story, please But I loved I thought this story was really fucking interesting because of the story we covered last week of the guy that killed pedophiles, there was hunting pedophil. Yeah So this is this guy I work for a local DA And you're suggested you were suggested some alternives to vigilanti violence against pedophiles. C you remember saying, we don't need to kill them We can glue their mailbox shut, We could slash their tires, you know, like stuff like that. We don't get just tort cut their feet off. Yeah. Well just like again Break into their home while they're not there, move their furniture around and lifeave. Convince them to pray a Sheiva. Yes Lots of fun stuff So that story, it reminded me of a wild case I handled involving an internet vigilante Woohle bob Mob decided to take up a hobby posing as young boys online to bait predators. constantly dump chat logs, documents and recordings to the local law enforcement to assist them in community safety. And he periodically he'd lose his shit on law enforcement when quote, nothing was being done about it. Okay The process is never as fast or as simple as people think. And Bob, who was a psychopath. Absolutely. Yes. In order to do something with to spend all day, you have to be crazing pedophiles you're crazy Y Eventually, Bob targeted a prominent community figure who actively worked with adolescents Bob used the own pedophile's life against him He did his research And we use specific details about the predator's life to scare him. Like if you don't turn yourself in I'm emailing our entire chat history to Janet in accounting Now this pedophile He had no record He was acres out of his mind, right But this was what amazing. I said This guy that he randomly chose to actually be a pedophile So This guy starts going fucking crazy He starts pleading with Bob Bargaining offering Bob massive sums of money to keep quiet, promising never to do it again, etc And right at the height of the Predator's panic. Bob suddenly went radio silent No warnings, no replies. The pedophile continued to message Bob. his panic and fear about being exposed growing every day in the empty unanswered thread Two months go by Bob reappears, picking right up back where he left off. A wave of relief washes over the predator. He still nely might even have a chance. He resumes his pleading and begging and his excuses for a couple more weeks with Bob then radio silence again. Wow, He's really torturing him. The Predator thought he was dealing with a cold, calculated, methodical mastermind who's letting him sweat. In reality Our quote unquote mastermind, Bob He was in and out of jail for drugs, menacing, obstruction, disorderly conduct. He's overall being a total pain in the ass to law enforcement. So after a few cycles of this, the peto broke. He was so terrified of Bob's looming silent threats that he actually went to the police station and turned himself in. Oh, that's cool. Reading that nine month text chain of communication was one of the most hilarious moments of my career. The predator legit thought he was being dismantled by a genius technical operation. to judge an intake that week immediate let the defendant know that Bob was just a chaotic force of nature who had no idea his own legal troubles were driving a pedophile straight into a jail cell. scrugle gluing meailboxes, psychological pressure can really force them to face the legal system and at a minimum ruin any comfort in their day to day lives and force them to maybe refrain from their tendencies. It definitely kept children safe around them. It. It definitely did. And then I do wonder though, if institutional justice is too slow and vigilante violence is wrong, is weaponized exposure and psychological pressure a valid alternative We just relying on chaotic unhinged actors like Bob just create a different kind of danger for the community? I think eventually a pedopholog will just kill everybody. I think that Bob go to prison. I do also believe that well hopefully just kill himself. But I also believeob is too non directed for us to say that that's the way to always do this. But I would say it's a great start. I think people like Bob, you know definitely exist and they're usually wrong. Most of the time they're That's unfortunate. Most of the time what they're doing. and I'll tell you as a matter of fact, if you remotely have any sort of public presence in this life, you get constantly accused of insane fucked up shit twenty four seven by people and you just don't know. so I feel Yeah, he was just real lucky And that's what I would say is that you gotta figure out, you gotta know the guy is molesting people first It's so weird to like pose as a child to try and get to trap them Is that illegal Now if you're a police officer But if you're Bob Well, the problem is this isn't why Bob got in trouble. It is not. It is not illegal. You can do that. a lot of people do. But it does does not necessarily lead to a conviction in court. Yeah. That's kind of the problem. The problem is that you're gettingting a bunch of evidence illegally. You're getting the evidence illegally. So for the court. Yeah. So none of it's going to M work. Yeah someome courts some like police stations work with some of these guys. Some do like the vigilante guys, someome of them hate them, some of them work with them. who are pains in the asses. Yeah, but I think And they also are really, really irresponsible. For the most part, I think they're doing Yeah, they're fine. Yeah.