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And I was like, you know, last time I remember being here. Uh and I was thinking about it last night, I was like, oh, Eddie showed me a woman getting electrocuted. And then today we're gonna talk about uh arguably worse. Yes. Yeah, and you know what's funny about that? I don't remember that. I think it was Henry, maybe it was just Henry. It was Henry. Oh, good. I'm glad I missed it. Thank you for taking that one for me. But before we get started, I w definitely, you know, the Forum Report is like one of the best shows. It's where I get my news. Oh, you're great, Travis is fine. Yeah. And um He's great. I'm just kidding. I love everybody. But um you are. The father, the surrogate father of a serial killer, Rumi. Oh yeah. Rumi Cena's dog has killed nine squirrels. Ten squirrels. Ten squirrels. Three birds. Three birds. And he has attacked multiple uh opossums. Uh but they've played dead. He's never beaten opossum yet. No. No, no, no. No, because they he's you know, he's a dog. They play dead and he's like, I did it. Look at me. I'm the man. So what kind of dog is Rumi? He is a Jack Russell mix with a lot of different terriers and That's for the ferociousness. Yeah, Betty. So you gave him a test. Uh I we got the test done. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Twenty three MP. Well, Marcus did I whatever Marcus did. Oh, okay. Yeah. When Marcus does something, I'm like, that's a good one. I'm I know it's uh verified because I know he did his research. So I'm gonna do it. Yeah, no, I I I did want to tootsie to come back as Grim Reaper. Yeah, so you twenty so up to ten ten squirrels. He he So how bloody is the squirrel depth? You sent me a video of one of them from your ring camera. Yeah, one was one I think one was bloody, but normally it's like you know how a dog plays with those toys, the stuff toys. Oh, because immediately as soon as they pick it up and shake it, yeah, they'd say And then you think oh it's so cute. Oh it's so cute. He's like he's just practicing. That's a war game. Yeah he is warming up To go out there and he just waits and we have a palm tree in our backyard and there's a fence and what he does is is he just waits. He barks, but he's also waiting for the squirrel to make a mistake because it goes on the fence and jumps to the tree. And if they if they miss or they go from the palm tree to the fence and they miss. Oh, buddy, he is there. That's crazy. And he really so much of this work that we do is showing up. And I'm inspired by him because he shows up every day. Without without fail. If it's raining, he's out there. Does he like it or is he like upset after he does it? You know, the jury's still out on that. Uh He does get a little like, Daddy, what did I do? But then Daddy is like You're my baby boy I'm so proud of you It's weird, like it would make me so sad if Harley killed a squirrel, but also I'd just be so proud of her. Oh, that's what he's supposed he's bred I mean they bred this dog. There's supposed to be mongoose, right? No one is supposed to kill small varmits. You know what I mean? Dude, take his ass to Hawaii filled with mongoose. Yeah, yeah, because they brought in the mongoose to kill the rats. But then the rats were nocturnal and the mongoose were up during the day and so they wouldn't kill each other and so the mongoose just got out of control. Then they brought in the cats to kill the mongoose. Now there's cats everywhere. This is you can't mess with nature. Can't fuck with nature. You shouldn't do it. It's all invasive species there in Hawaii, but um I love Rumi and I love you. And before we get into The horrors of the Iran War! Um, which I don't want to talk about, but we have to just because of the sheer death toll. The enhanced games. Oh my God, so incredible. All right. I don't even know how to deal with this. Like I found out about it this morning. I immediately just sent I threw the the show away and I'm like sent this to Cena. I was like, This is insane. So the enhanced games will take place in Las Vegas later this month. Uh may I think it's at the Cosmopolitan, I'm not a hundred percent sure. Um, but May twenty first to May twenty fourth, it's an Olympic style event that allows for the use of performance enhancing drugs. Yeah. So they're basically they have athletes That are gonna show up. And juice. Juice to the gills. Yes. And they are they're gonna do swimming, track, weightlifting, strongman. I don't know what the difference between weightlifting and strongman. Don't they just throw a keg in the strongman? I guess so. I guess so. So yeah. So they're starting off with these events. It's the first time ever there's gonna be a concert. Afterwards. Are they gonna be just like on The Killers are gonna play. Yeah, the killers, the band the killers. Really? They're gonna play like the the opening concert. They're gonna rip lines on stage. Yeah, we are enhanced. And so basically what it is is Peter Thiel. Donald Trump Jr. And uh the guy who helped Hulk Hogan sue Gawker. Um Aaron D'Souza? Oh the the lawyer. It's yeah, it's his it's his baby. Yeah. He was just like what if We just let them do the drugs and see what happens. Yeah. And he pitch this to Peter Tiel on a New Year's Eve, and Peter Tele was like, Let's do it. Yeah. And so now they're just full on Going for it. It is insane that this is happening it is certain fucking disaster. I went from wanting tickets to wanting to run the other direction. I know. I was just like, I was like, I really like the morbid curiosity in me is like, I really want to see this. But now that I know that it's just gonna give Peter Tiel more money. Is it the curiosity that they're gonna like break a world record or that their heart's gonna stop or explode? I think it's like that, 'cause it's they're training like it's similar to F one. Uh it's like I think it's owned by some of the same people too. And so I think there is that, like we watch it to see someone die. Yeah. You know, like it's you know, it's yeah, the killers are playing. The mountain from Game of Thrones is gonna be Oh Of course he is. Yeah, he has to do the weightlifting. He's probably the one celebrity that they got to do this thing. It's very dangerous. I don't understand how it's allowed, but um it's so there was an issue when it came to funding for the games because there's so much money on the line. They're gonna be paying these athletes. exorbitant amount of money. There's I think there's $5 million um like promises to to athlete compensation. Yeah which is More than the Olympics. I would do I would do a couple rounds of Roids. Are you kidding me, exactly? Many rounds. And they like if they break a swimming record or a track record, they get a million dollar bonus. These athletes, these Olympic Olympic athletes, clean Olympic athletes. They don't get paid anything. No. They get paid dog I mean, they get paid some money, but they get paid dog shit. Oh yeah. And I just I don't know about you. I did the the raffle for the LA Olympics. Yeah, I didn't get it, did you? We got it. You should be lucky you didn't get it. It cost me thousands of dollars I it's like one of the I heard it's so expensive. It was so un it was so expensive. It's like a whole nother rant. What are you seeing Badman? Uh uh I wanted to see Batman, but it wasn't it was sold out. But I I did I get bay I got baseball gold. That was the big one I got. Oh that's great. Wow you did spend a lot of money. So have this man do a live read right now. He's gonna pay for these Olympic tickets. So basically, um what's going on here is there's an issue with funding for the games, which is largely coming from Peter Thiel. Um you we know him from Palantir, you know, he wants to replace the human race with AI using the blood of young people into his body. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Donald Trump Jr. also Quote from Donald Trump Jr. about the games. He says, The enhanced games represent the future, real competition, real freedom, and real records being smashed. This is about excellence, innovation, and American dominance on the world stage, something the MAGA movement is all about. That's a quote from Donald Trump Jr. It's not even breaking a record because you're not In the arena with everyone else to break a record. Yeah. Well why not have a home run competition. Oh my god producing this thing. Yeah, yeah, that aluminum bats. I wanna see I wanna see wrestling. Like real wrestling. What, with Royds? Yeah. Why not? When is this? You're gonna do it. Go all out. This is all running, man. This is just a spin off of whatever version of Running Man. Um, also there's like, you know, obviously heavy right wing influence up top. Um, all of the competitors will be categorized based on their chromosomal sex. So basically to appeal to the worst fucking audience possible, they they have to throw in the anti trans stipulation that would not be applied to any of your competitors anyway. Well, 'cause I guess what happens if one of the female athletes takes a bunch of testosterone? Yes. It's the weirdest thing. Like it's like we want you to do all these drugs, but if you're the wrong gender, it's not allowed. They also are so stupid. Supplement company enhanced, which I didn't realize. Oh GLP one things and all that kind of shit on their website. Yeah. So it's Okay, so it's in it's a really on the nose type of an event for right now. Do you know where they are? All the athletes are training over in the UAE. They're like currently getting bombed at their training facility. They're talking about this. It was in Vanity Fair. They're all like literally like training while bombs are hitting the building and shit. That's why they got all these air defenses there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because and then they're gonna fly them all to Vegas soon while they're done. Uh their goal is to challenge the traditional sporting models acting as a formula one for the human body. This is so insane. The form First of all, it's a car! It's a car! Not the human body! If the engine fails in the car! You replace the engine. Yes. If your body fails, you're dead. Well, you know, Cheney got a couple of hearts. He did I think he got like a Quintumble bypass and then he got shot in the face, or he shot that guy. Shot his friend in the face. Shot his friend in the face. And they did everything they could to not make that murder. That poor guy lived on a ventilator for fucking months. Oh man. So they're saying like you they're only allowed to do drugs that are FDA approved. Um, you know, like uh some HGH and stuff like this, but they also said that they're not gonna drug test. I was just gonna ask uh are are they definitely not gonna drug test these people. So how are they gonna know? Exactly. Exactly. Because I'm guessing they wanna promote the goddamn enhanced company. I guess that is a so they're so they're gonna basic it's gonna be crazy. It's all like our buddy Pat Barker who works with us, he showed me he reminded me of the great SNL sketch. Yeah with with Kevin Nealin and Dennis Miller about the all the all drugs and then Phil Hartman's the weightlifter. And then he goes to like break the record and then he's like and he just rips his arms off and it's like the at the end of the sketch. So funny. It's a perfect sketch. But um yeah, no, this is fucking crazy. And this is all like the people who are t putting this together. Are the same people who are scared of vaccines? Oh God, yeah, yeah. Well you know. That's how that goes. It's gonna be they're building their own little their own little like, you know, enhanced Olympics, their own little mecha Olympics. And people are gonna be merging with the machine that's what the next step is, by the way. Yeah. It's gonna be like Bionic Man type stuff where it's just like He has X ray vision or he has like he can fly, he can jump, he's part in like a s like an exosuit and he's gonna be able to like lift things It's gonna be crazy Yeah. This is amazing But it's entertaining. Everything is about attention now and it's gonna get attention. It's the I'm giving it attention currently. Yeah, and I'm like even though I hate it and it goes against everything in my being, I am morbidly curious. This is how it happens. Is it it's wrong to Well, of course they're never gonna these are people that o will never be able to compete in the Olympics or in a proper sporting event. But they're gonna get paid. But they're gonna be paid Why would they want to do the Olympics? If you're gonna fucking make these people practically homeless and like in it like you have to win a gold medal just to get sponsors, just so you can make some fucking money. Why would you want to be an Olympian and not an enhanced athlete? And then there's good they're gonna make it global. Yeah, already they got they got athletes from all over the world. I'm looking over here. They got um the the athletes, they give them all like their own page. Uh and uh there's guys from all over the world. There's Brazil, I'm looking at fucking Ireland, you know, it's it's it's out it's everywhere. You know, these yeah, these guys look they're from everywhere. And you know, the next step is actually It's gonna be a human versus a robot. We're gonna have that. Why not? It's gonna be Elon's like whatever, his like robot thing versus one of these guys, and they're all gonna make bets. It's gonna oh yeah, I mean, Cal she's gonna pop off on this. This is all prediction markets, sports betting. Dude, it's like also they're going off on how it's like you know it American American excellence? Yeah. There's like ten Americans out of like forty athletes. By American excellence, they mean late stage capitalism, end of the empire. Thank you. This is it. This is this is a real signal things are spiraling. Yeah, man. So this is fucking Where we're at. We are we're going full in the occurs. This is a how how we're doing it. So which day are we going? We gotta make content for it. I gotta like I would like if you see a guy with if in the audience with the bag on his head, that's that's me. It's just like it's just like just so you don't think it's me. But yeah, no, I I um yeah, I'm definitely not gonna go just because I have to have my moral code. But Damn. That sounds like a man whose moral code is about to break. Wanna see the freak! That sounds like You know, I mean if they got Stone Cold Steve Austin in there, I would go. If he's like Yeah, HGH. They didn't really test those guys. I mean whatever they had to do. And I'm sure there's people in the audience that know a lot more about all that stuff than I do, but you know, obviously we all know Randy Savage and all those guys, the ultimate warrior. I mean they were all Alright, so uh I wanted you to turn your fraudsters brain on for two seconds. Let's do it, baby. All right. So the whole thing is valued at one point two billion dollars for an event that hasn't even happened yet. Has no TV deal. The games are gonna be watched on YouTube. It's only happening in a 2500 seed venue, and it promises over twenty five million dollars in athlete compensation. How does this work? So h how were who said the valuation? Um, it's just it it's uh the project the they went public. The the uh the firm named the Paradise Acquisition went public and projected the valuation at one point two billion. Oh, so they okay, so they probably did like a reverse public thing. So they there was probably an entity that existed and then they like bought this entity and then that was like how they went public, I guess. That's my guess. Um it's all speculation. So you could say this is what we presume to be making. Yeah. And then After it happens, it'll be very clear. But they could sell pay per view, they could sell streaming online. But this is happening. I know. That's I think that's the the issue here. It depends. It doesn't matter. And there was an article, an opinion article written by one of the Guardian journalists who requested access to the press event and they were like, Nah, you can't come. You asked too many questions. Okay, well that's a flag. That's a real flag. When you don't let the press in and you kinda like do this like reverse public thing and you get out out there, I think this is gonna be I mean, that valuation has gotta come down. What is it, one point two billion? One point Two billion. No. No, right? No. Two thousand five hundred seats? I mean if you think about that's the size of the places that last podcast plays. Like a small sports team is in like the hundreds of millions of dollars. Right. Uh but do you think it's more of like a future, like ten years down the road they see this moving to stadiums? That's what they're going to project and probably why they're doing it this way. But I mean You could this could it could be like XFL, but at the end of the day, this is more of a spectacle. Yeah. So Susan Eckles, she speaking of badminton as a badminton player, um, said that it cann and will not work. The danger is massive. Yeah Do you know how many drugs you'd have to be on to take for badminton to become massively dangerous? Yeah. It's gonna be insane. I think if these people are gonna hurt themselves. And that and that is only going to make more people To watch. No, they're supposed to hurt themselves. Yeah, I think. That's the fucking thing. I mean that's you know basically why we watch football. We get excited when people get hurt when we want on the other team. Well, remember, it's also like this the m mimification of stocks and businesses, right? So you got Donald Trump Jr., you got Peter Tiel, like retail investors will look at that and they'll say, Oh, you know what? Let's do it. And then they'll buy into it. And then you could project something Whatever, ten years, you project whatever Whatever the hell you want. Remember we work They said we're gonna like raise the consciousness of the world. It's like, bro, you're an office space company. Yeah. And you rent the office spaces. You don't even b own the real estate. So it's like you could say whatever you want and then things kinda settle out. But I mean XFL didn't work and they took away the fair catch rule. Right? And like still didn't wasn't enough of a spectacular. Yeah, people didn't want to see people get spinal cord injuries. We're done with it. We've like we've evolved as humans, but this is going way backwards. Well, this is going into like the dystopian cyberpunk future. It really is. And of course because it's got fucking teal behind it, which is like the biggest fucking demon that we got going on in this country. That's what you gotta also be afraid of, is that these guys don't lose a lot. They end up finding ways to squeeze more money. This is their entertainment. They want if they lose money, it's like what they're paying for entertainment. Oh my god. They enjoy it. The so it doesn't even matter. It's like when you and I we lose money when we go see the Lakers or whatever, this is their Lakers. You know, this is what they're doing. When the mountain has to wrestle a lion, you know we've really The mountain rustles the lion that killed Siegfried Boy. That's what I want to see. I want to see that. They have Olympic medalists in the enhanced games. Of course they do. Those live golf guys that took the live golf money, those are all like Guys that were in the last phases of their career, they're like, I'm gonna get paid and then I'm gonna bounce. Uh that's what they're doing. When you live in a a uh capitalist society like this, when when money, when cash rules everything around you, and that is what that's the moral uh erosion that you're gonna get. Dude, the Olympic athletes, they they make nothing. If the they're training. It's like a hundred thousand dollars. So like forget like it's just they need we need to be this is all this shows me is that we need to be paying our Olympic athletes a fucking livable wage. If you're gonna be charging the money I paid for those fucking tickets, we need to be paying Where is that money going? W to the City of LA? I don't know. I don't think it's going to the city. You don't think so? I don't I don't I that is that is gonna be that is gonna be funneled. There's a whole Olympic committee that's very problematic. I was reading about it. Oh yes, absolutely. No, the one guy he was up on the Epstein list. Yeah, and I still bought into it. I'm an asshole. Um But he you don't he doesn't get to ruin you going to the Olympics. I want to enjoy some stuff Yeah I can't protest everything I'm already not going to Starbucks anyway. No there's also no conscious capitalism. What are we what are we doing here? There's conscious consumption. What do we do? Everything we'd be wrong. Walk around naked without a phone. You know what I mean? Do what I can. Pick your pick your things. I went to the um to the Nike store, the the employee store recently when I was in Portland. Uh-huh. And uh not one child working there. No. No, they got him in the basement. I was like this is good. They got him in the basement. Oh they keep him where I can't see him. Someone's gotta put the lace. Tiny hands. Well, all right. That's gonna be an interesting thing. Now I wanna m to upsetting stuff. Um that wasn't upsetting? That was actually fun. That's actually kind of Inside Stories World? That's actually very fun. That's a blast. That's the rom com of stories? 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Brought to you by Adopt U.S. Kids, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services and the Ag Council. Um, but I wanted to talk about Foreign Report, um, amazing show on the Last Podcast Network. Um, and your involvement in that is instrumental. You are you are unbelievable human being. I'm so glad that you're doing this. Um but it is uh hard. Because you are you're a first generation Persian American. Iranian American. Iranian American. Um and right now we're at war with Iran. After Well no, we're not an excursion. An excursion. A bit of a disagreement. Bad Q one is what I've been calling. A nocation. Yeah. And so but this all stemmed from if in the beginning of the year. Iran killed Many protesters, there was an uprising in their country. They killed up to thirty thousand, maybe more. We don't really probably will never know how many people they killed. And then this is in response to that. Sure. Kind of. Not yes and no. So I think it's important that while we a lot of people, especially liberals, and a lot of liberals obviously watch this show, uh please don't hate me. It is hard to root for America and Israel right now. Stop sending me Lego videos though. The Lego videos are very cute. They're killing it. They're very good. I know that they're all AI. And but I think People are forgetting how evil the government of Iran's. Yeah. And I'm not saying I condone this war, but I don't think that anyone should be happy for them. Because the what they did, the mass killings at the beginning of the year, um, the number of thirty thousand is debatable. A lot of people say it's way more. I don't think there's any way we'll actually ever know The num the real number of what happened there. Well, right now Uh, at least when it comes to that seven thousand are are confirmed by um like the this human rights agency that that's reporting it. And people were like that human rights agency is blah blah blah. They they that human rights agency operated in Iran, came out, and then they were like arrested by the Iranian government. That's why they they're based out of the United States now. And so they've been reporting there's another twelve thousand or more that they're investigating, and that's as of like I think uh a few weeks ago when we we uh checked. Okay. And so the numbers go up. People are saying there's a ton of Mossad agents that were in that, or the Massad agents were the ones killing the people. But I think we have to remember, just like when we talk about October seventh, or we talk about anything with Israel and and Palestine, we can't just talk about it in uh just a vacuum of that one day, right? Or just what happened in January. When I was a kid in nineteen ninety nine is when I first saw the protests. I was living in Pittsburgh and I was like, Oh my God, there's protests in Iran that are like crazy. I was like conscious. I think I was probably in middle school or something like that. That was the first time I started seeing real uprisings in Iran. And so then you start seeing it more and more. And you could go back and look and every single time there are protests in Iran. They come out. It looks like they got some momentum and then the government kills one, two, maybe a few, maybe more dozen people, and then they eventually go away. happen in ninety nine, two thousand nine, the green movement. I remember sitting in law school and a friend was like Hey, do you see what's going on? I was like, Yeah, it'll probably last a couple of weeks, they'll kill people and then and then They'll go away. So they've been killing their own civilians, their own constituents four decades. Yeah. And they have the highest execution rate in the world. We're trying to catch up. United States is always trying to catch up. But it is brutal. And I could get into They killed three um protesters yesterday. Um uh man, actually, you know what they executed them? Yeah, why don't you say could you I'm gonna fuck these names up so if you don't know Haki Rasulli, Mohammed Rezmidi, and Ibrahim uh Yeah. So they were killed fucking yesterday. These are people that were arrested back in January. They've been killing political prisoners every day since that is stopped. Yeah. So we don't even really know what's actually fucking happening over there. Yeah. And that's what's going on is Now I'm gonna play fucking armchair uh You dictator here. Sure. That when these killings started, if you remember, Trump was telling them to go to the streets. Yes. He was telling them to go fight your regime. We're gonna come save you. I think That It was our plan and Israel's plan to have these people killed. 'Cause when they put in a new regime, eventually, they don't want these guys protesting that. And so they were happy to see them go. In my this is my personal opinion. They were happy to see them go in order to completely take over and get all the oil down the road. Interesting. So I I mean you can look at a few things. First I think let's just talk about why the protests even happened in the first place. Yes. And so in Iran, uh it's not just the, you know, the brutal kind of like social policies they have. But because of sanctions, uh they have a terrible economy. And that's not just because of sanctions. They've mismanaged their economy a lot as well. But don't they have all the oil? They have tons of oil. And how are they poor? Well, they're poor because if you watch during this war They got rocket launchers and missile launchers everywhere. They're like sweeping sand that's underground. They're you know, they're funding their proxies. Are they making those or are they buying those? No, they're making them. They're making drones. Those drones, they have like thous eighty five thousand drones when this war started. And they all cost the cost of like a Honda Civic. No no hate on the Honda Civic, but that's it's like a t that's how much they're turning them out. Yeah, no, we we're we hate on the RAV four around here. Okay, good. I can support that. Do you want to take it again? No So So that's the thing, and then the mismanagement of their economy has led to hold on, I have a prop. Oh, this is great. I love this. Okay. So Netflix. So uh, you know, and everyone I think knows my father passed away in February. Yes. And then uh I was home and I was like going through his stuff. And I was like looking for things that I wear his ring now and I found an old briefcase with a bunch of uh Iranian money in it. When people die, you can just take their shit. I got his kebabs, yours, this ring and this money. This is Iranian real. Okay It's a lot. It's a lot. Okay, let me just It's a bunch of money. Thank you champ. Uh so this is three hundred and seventeen thousand Iranian real. Uh Rob, Eddie, can you take a guess? I feel like I'm the mentalist. Can you take a guess at how much This is in US dollars. Well, because you're making me guess, I'm gonna imagine it's low. But um I'm gonna say a hundred dollars. Uh fifty. Twenty four cents. Damn. Twenty four cents? Twenty four cents. That's what the one point three it might be one point four million real to one dollar right now. So it was impossible to live in Iran. Inflation, people call the eggs here at my trader chose went. Thirty cents. Yo, Tuesday in Iran, your your your eggs are like eight dollars. The next day they are twenty dollars. This is what's happening out. So the people came to the streets, they're like, We're done. Fifty to seventy five percent inflation. They're like, You can kill us. You're already killing us. We don't have a chance. This is what brought people out under the streets and what happened was that they were unified, both the people in the bazaars, the merchants, even some clergy were coming out in the streets, and then the students, right? And they have a very young population. Watching them like dance in the street, play music in the street, like the days before the massacre? Because that's illegal. Yeah so like that's why you even see at their funerals they were dancing and so and at the funerals because that's illegal. So this is the form of protest that they're doing. Now of course Trump says coming to help you and they're like, all right. Because frankly, the Democrat have have just sold out the Iranian people time and time again by doing deals that they don't like that are not helpful to the people of Iran. Now I say this as a guy from Pittsburgh. is an American first. Okay? I'm not and you know you could say I'm America first. But at the same time, it's like Iran First Generation. Yeah. I'm I'm here. This war should not have happened. It does not help. They were not a threat to the United States in any way. They were a threat to Israel and interests of Israel. Yeah. But they weren't a threat. To the United States at all. And so we got convinced well, I say we, the Trump administration and Trump got convinced that this was a good idea, that he could get in there and get out. Like every other American president, they mess up the military and the political objectives. The military guys come in like Hegseth and they say, We could get this done real fast. Yeah. And you gotta remember who exactly was killed in this massacre. It wasn't just like any old Iranian. It was the tallest. It was like all the all the biggest resistance fighters. Cause they were the ones on the front line. And so they're the ones so basically they're fucking they were The head was cut off. Of all these like great protesters, of all these great uh what activists. Well even normal people were coming out in the street too. I mean thousands of people and there's like The videos of the bodies is ridiculous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our buddy Samanar Bobby was was posting some stuff that I I mean, I've never seen anything like that. Um, I mean we're talking like they did Gaza numbers in a couple days. Oh yeah, it is like Rwandan genocide rate of murder. Yeah. I think that like so every time that you get excited about a fucking Lego video, remember who these people are. Well, there's gonna be people obviously I can feel now as uh the host of the Four Report I don't read the comments, but I can feel the comments coming in that it was fake. The the the numbers are fake. But let me just again tell you this. If you want to support a regime because again, I understand you may hate Israel, you may hate the United States so much. I hate Netanyahu, I hate Trump. But I exactly that's what I hate. If you hate them, that's fine. God, you know what, sure. Here. I'm just letting you know. The way the Iranians torture their prisoners. would make you would take your breath away. Okay? And I'll be a side story, so gonna g let me give you a cup. Please I'm talking electrical wires beating your feet. I'm talking they take you into a room. With uh a bag over your head with a bag over your head, put you on a chair. Electric foot thing probably feels all right. It's like a little ticket. It's like when they put you on the rack. It's like for the first ten seconds. Oh, this is nice. I should have done this years ago. Sorry. They take you into a room And then they put you on chairs and they put a noose around you. So there's three people. And this happened to Ahmed uh Talibi uh I think I messed up his name, but the guy that was on the uh cover of The Economist in the two thousand nine protest. They took him into a room. Put a noose around his neck and put a noose around Uh next of people next to 'em. Yeah. And then they kicked out the chairs of the people on either side of them. And they took out uh his bag over his head and they said, Look, this could be you. And they'd send them back. They played, they put them in a room with daylight. All day. So he couldn't understand what time of day it was with a recording of his mother saying, Please come home, please, please. So they forced these confessions for people to make. I mean, it is excruciating what people have gone through there. And again There's a lot of people in the diaspora here that are just like, Oh man, I hate the uh the Iranian government so much. But it's like I get it and they're terrible, but your trauma? As an Iranian American, as a person that's an immigrant from Iran that came here? is not the basis for American foreign policy. It is not the basis. Yeah, my family's getting bombed, but I'm an American and it is not the basis for American foreign policy to go into another country. And also Not even do a good job Yeah Th when he said regime change and he didn't change the regime at all, I think a lot of people in our community were hopefully awoken from the spell that they had. Didn't he kill all a bunch of the leaders and have all the regime's in place. When you have a hierarchical regime, right? When you have a a a terrorist regime or any regime that's very hierarchical. So Hezbollah, Hamas, uh the Islamic Republic, the IRGC, if you knock out a bunch of guys, even the top ten rows of power, more come up because there's an organized structure. Here's a place where decapitation does work. TP USA. Charlie Kirk got off. And I tell you what, there's no one going to those events anymore. And so when you have a figurehead leader that gets killed, right? Yeah. That is how things Uh like that's the decapitation strategy. It fundamentally does not work if there's an actual organized military like structure to your organization. And that's what's happened here. And they're finding out that the type of defense the IRGC was doing where they were all spread out throughout the country and they all had their orders before the war started, so that when, you know, the Supreme Leader gets off They all were just firing their missiles. They knew what to do. Yeah. And so great job, everybody. Great job. You went in there, you thought you were gonna do it real quick, but you ruined. This is the worst case scenario for everyone involved. The people of Iran, people of the United States, the troops that are going in there, they're gonna they're gonna be killed. Iran is huge. I don't know if people really understand. It's one third the size of America. Yes. It is gigantic. Population and like land. Ninety two million, something like that. Yeah, no, we're three hundred and eighty five, something like that. Yeah. So it's like they are gigantic. Um and so Now we're watching us and Israel go in there. Blow up schools. do all this stuff, kill all those girls first, like first hour of the war. They just killed a bunch of girls. So we're committing war crimes. They're committes. Everyone's committing war crimes. And it's a I feel like I've heard the word war crimes more times in my life in the past two years than the rest of my life put together. Uh, so if everyone's committing war crimes All the time. How do you enforce it? Who's the who is the UN the one in charge? Like what do we the what who steps in? No one buddy. There's no one doing anything. When you don't are we the ones who are supposed to stay in the world. No, no, there's the international ICJ and then the IC. The IC J is like basically like your grand jury. They do the investigation, they recommend a thing, and then the IC does the actual stuff. They do the But if you don't adhere to international law. If you're like, no, we're not gonna do that. Then like It doesn't matter. If you don't participate in like for example, You would have to declare war against US and Israel in order to stop them or arrest Netanyahu or Trump, right? No. I mean I you don't ha apparently you don't have to declare war either. We didn't declare war on Iran. That's a good point. We didn't do any of this. We don't have to declare anything anymore. People in power, uh Israel has nukes. We have nukes. Russia has nukes. North Korea has a lot of nukes. Really? Oh my God. North Korea has nukes that could reach the United States now. But they don't know how to shoot them. Oh they do. They're practicing, but they have like uh I think like forty of them now. Man, I uh all this chaos, we've just forgot about them a little bit. Oh yeah, and they they didn't forget about us. Pakistan, India. Those are all countries that do whatever they want. And Iran has no nukes. They don't have a nuclear weapon. They have sixty percent enriched uranium. And the thing was that the the the argument was they're gonna have a nuke. And buddy, there's great clips online of B B saying since like nineteen ninety five, Iran is two weeks away from having a nuclear weapon. The thing is the Old Supreme Leader, who, by the way, I'm glad the United States killed him, but you know what? He would have died from like a strong wind. Yeah. Okay. Uh you gave him the martyr death. Okay. Thank you. Great. That's like you gave him everything he wanted. That was the dumbest possible thing. He actually was not into having a nuclear weapon. He wanted to just use the idea of it as a deterrent. Because they could have sprinted to a a nuke. multiple times. And when they're not making fancy new nukes. They're making like Oppenheimer nukes. Yeah. So it's like I mean those work. They do again, bombs work. Drop 'em, they explode. It's everything a afterwards that the United States and Israel don't need to think about it. Israel has completely different goals when it comes to this thing. They're gonna try to continue this war, and they're obviously clearly doing it in Lebanon right now. They're continuing this war. They do not want a peace process. They have completely different goals than the United States. What is their end goal? Kill everybody and take the land? Their end goal is what happened to basically at my opinion, is is what Syria was for a long time. A completely failed state and they posed no threat to Israel, right? There's not there couldn't be like really even a staging ground for other proxies to use. And so when that happens, uh if Iran's a fail state, then there's like not big They're not they can feel like comfortable. And then there's the other argument of like the Greater Israel project, where they want to just expand the borders of Israel for you know, take your pick of whatever reason which is why they've moved into Lebanon, which is why they're spreading out into the Golden Heights. It's why they've you know, obviously everything in Gaza. And then they're doing crazy shit over there. The Israel just uh last month was caught spraying white phosphorus all over Lebanon, uh, which was destroying all the crops, obviously, and then like killing people as they try to get rid of it. It's d what is it, eight hundred degrees Fahrenheit, some shit like that. It's it's crazy. It's the Dunia doctrine, which is like this old thing they did in two thousand six where they basically level an entire city or village. And they did this to this village, uh this town called Dunia. If I'm sorry if I'm mispronouncing it. But basically the idea is if you level it completely, I mean civilian infrastructures and all. then the uh your adversaries aren't able to stage uh a counterattack. Yeah. And so great, militarily, but also war crime. Also, you're cutting off food, you're cutting off water, cutting off supplies. So this is what's like fundamentally wrong with the to your original question of how do we uh adjudicate international order when we have actors out there US, Israel Take your pick to even the Islamic Republic. You can be taking all the uh Hamas, Hezbollah. Everyone's violating international laws. The thing about the Geneva Convention is it's about countries doing things to other people. So non state actors like Hamas, they're they're on a different kind of criminal thing. Right? Criminal. Because they're a terrorist group. They're a group. But not a government official. Yeah, and you're gonna have people in the comments say, they're a resistance movement. I get it. I get it. They're not allowed to go to the Olympics. Yeah, exactly. I say invite them. They have a great badminton team. The Hamas badminton team is top notch. Oh, man. And it's crazy because like we're watching and it's it's hard to see what's happening because so many journalists are getting killed. Um twenty twenty five, um, Israel killed eighty four journalists out of a hundred and twenty nine that were killed worldwide. So that's a you know a big portion of it. And so if people are what they're banking on is people just being scared to report on this stuff. Yeah. And not being able to, because not only is are they doing that there in Gaza, but in Iran they're shutting off the internet, they're shutting off the power, and people aren't allowed aren't able to get the word out. It is So Fundamentally I think the the biggest and there's a lot of things to be upset about, but the thing that really upsets me, and this is very personal for me that upsets me and like I you know, don't don't at me, but like Israel and the United States have made the Islamic Republic regime likable? And there's I will never forgive anyone involved for doing that. I've spent decades trying to tell people how brutal these people are, how they kill people, how they've you know the brain drain that's happened, you get educated and then the people leave, like it's destroy the place where I want to take my kids to one day. Yeah. We're SO BAD HEER! We make the other people look cool. It's cra and they're the worst I've ever seen. It's just blowing my mind over here. It's and it's hard. And I hate talking about this stuff because, you know, I love doing it every week on Last Podcast Network. Yeah. You know, uh person on the like 'cause you're talking on the personal level, a personal level for me is I don't like saying anti Israel stuff because half my family's Jewish. A lot of my best friends are Jewish, and anti Semitism is very real. And that that's the other thing. The anti Semitism is insane right now. Yeah. And so it's like and like my goddaughter, her school at a fucking thread she's five. Yeah you know like what are we fucking doing? And so I get scared about talking about this shit because I don't want people to just blindly attack Jews because that's what fucking happens historically. But it's like well what then uh what am I supposed to turn a blind eye to the what's happening? Well I grew up going to Satyrs and Passovers of o of my best friends growing up, and to me this this also this whole war puts them in an unsafe position. This is just disgusting at the end of the day. And so I'm I'm worried about them. And frankly a lot of my Jewish friends don't have a relationship with Israel because again, they talk about the kingdom of Israel, right? And but it's a nation state. We're talking about countries. We're talking about the like the Bible wasn't just like, uh, you know The country of Israel. It was like a kingdom. Wanna go back to that? I mean do we just is the Bible or the Torah like everybody's Zillow now? That you could just go and just be like this is actually mine. Whenever people talk about the Bible or the Torah or any other, oh, so your your argument is nonsense? That's what I hear. Persian Empire was went Egypt to India. If we want to go back in time, we can go back in time to those days. Everyone was happy, religious freedom. Great system of roadways, a postal service. It was very nice. Chicks were in bikinis and shade in the 60s and it was fucking awesome, and they're hot! They took that from us! These beautiful women. They're so gorgeous. You're my prince of Persia. Thank you for talking about this with me. I I've taken so much shit for never even bringing this shit up on the show. It's just like I don't feel like Henry and I have any right talking about. Uh pontificating on all this stuff, you know, it it's it's crazy. You know, but like when the death toll reaches this number I we have to. Yeah. I wanted fart and cum joke my way through life but I'm I I'm I'm bound to talk about death. It is And again, I think just to like put a a pin or a bow or a cherry or a bomb on top of it. It is You can be against this war and understand the complexity of it, and we talk about this on the Foreign Report all the time. Hold the complexity of this in your heart and in your head that the Islamic Republic is a brutal regime that kills its own people. And the United States and Israel are being brutal. brutal actor in this war that never needed to happen. A war of choice. Innocent people are being killed. And the fact that this president has the audacity to go out and say we did regime change is nothing more than the biggest betrayal to the Iranian people you could ever imagine. And at the end of the day Kid that grew up in Pittsburgh. And this helps zero people in Pittsburgh, although it cost me 70 fucking dollars to pump gas in my car today. And I even went to Costco. Wow. God damn it. Costco. You're supposed to it. It's supposed to be cheaper, but I'm like, what this is You know? Anyways. Well Thanks for letting me know. No. I I appreciate you. I don't feel right talking about it without someone who's like directly involved. Yeah. Um I want to talk about another massacre. It's just upsetting. A little cuter though. Yeah, a little cuter. Um All right. So in All right, all right, here we go. People are gonna hate this. All right. In Orlando, the death toll keeps rising. From Sloth World. Oh God, I saw this. Yes, yes, yes. A second sloth has died um after a transfer from Plant Attraction. The the number is up to thirty-one now. Oh my God. So thirty one. So Sloth World We have a sloth genocide that just happened? Yes. Uh yeah. So they actually well they were sold into slavery. And then they were uh and then they were uh genocided. Um I put I hit ya can you can we play that news clip that I sent you? Sure. The Instagram one? Sure. It it sums up perfectly. This is very sad. So basically Sloth World was an a a tourist attraction in Orlando that was set to open in April and they were they built this giant atrium that was temperature controlled and it like it mimicked um Guyana and uh Peru. And so it would have been perfect for Sloth. You can go, you hang out with the sloths. Sounds wonderful, right? I wanna go to Thoth World. I love Southworld. Are they friendly? Yes. They love humans. But they have the claws. They got the claws, but you can kiss them. I don't know. No, you can get you'll get scratched and shit. I don't wanna get scratched. I wanna get scratched. I won't get scratched myself. But I want to do it in Peru. I don't want to do it in Orlando. Um because what happened was I forget the report. Um I see your idea. Oh, you got it? This new attraction that isn't even open yet in Orlando on International Drive is at the center of a disturbing discovery. The twenty-one were inside of this warehouse on a cold December night, according to investigators. And the building had no electricity, it had no heat, there was no supervision overnight, and investigators say ultimately those twenty-one sloths. When it comes to the other ten from Peru, two of them, according to FWC, were dead by the time they got to Florida. The other eight passed away from some sort of illness, though it's not confirmed what illness they may have suffered from. Well I don't care about the kid. Well I think it's important 'cause like, you know, I I as a Disney fan, it's like I feel like there's like a weird 'cause obviously Sloth's popularity fucking went through the roof after Zootopia because that character was so funny and lovable. Everyone wanted and this is what happens time and time again. After uh finding Nemo, those fucking clownfish almost went extinct. After finding when I went and saw finding Dory in the theater, there was a PSA beforehand. It's like don't this fish we almost killed all of the other fish everybody wants it after they see the movie and this is what happens just because something's cute and something wonderful doesn't mean that you should have it in Orlando that you should have that it should be a tourist attraction yeah you should be able if you want to see a slough GOTA FUCKING GAYMA! Go to a a real zoo. Not this goddamn like random international drive. The parents buy the kit for the kids? What do you mean? Like the like the fish? Like you're talking about them finding emos. Yeah, but or like, yeah, this stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like this is a gen X problem. This is definitely I mean well this is shit that used to go undetected. Yeah. I remember like Going to like um what was that town uh next to Gatlinburg? Uh Pidget Forge. I remember going to Pidgeot Forge when I was a kid. And there were no rules back then. There was like I went to a t-shot that had a bunch of bears in the back. They like give us five dollars and we'll give you apples to throw at the bears. Like it's like literally what used to be. And so we evolved past it, and now we're fucking backtracking again because there's taking away all these restrictions. And now we see Guys like who open in the fucking sloth world need to be this guy It a criminal investigation has opened. Uh good news is Soth World uh as of last week is officially not opening. It was going to open, but now they they took it away. Um but then and all the sloths were transferred to the the Central Florida Zoo, which is a good thing. They're still dying because they were diseased. They're a tropical climate animal. And they put 'em in Florida, which is a tropical climate, but when the temperature from global warming goes down into the forties and they they can't handle it, they immediately fucking die, because it's gotta be at least in the eighties, and these Fucking assholes just because you want to kiss a sloth. I you think I don't want to kiss a sloth? Yeah. You know, like it's like it's so fucking aggravating, and so I hope These motherfuckers get locked up because they are fucking the Peter Bondre and Ben Agresta were the guys who wanted to start Sloth World with probably the best of intentions. Sure. Sloths are great. Let's do it. But your fucking capitalism murdered these goddamn beautiful creatures, and you can go fucking go to hell. I really hope that they lock 'em up. 'Cause Florida, you know, say what you want about DeSantis, uh they started like an animal abuse registry. And so hopefully this would be like some of the first dudes who go on that shit and the the permanent record is fucking destroyed. It's gonna be interesting when they try to sell the real estate there. Um we have a wide open space. It's an atrium. Uh there were some animals here before, uh but they're not anymore. They moved on to another place. The slowest ghost in the world. Um all right one last story, Cena. I wanted to talk about fraudsters. Um Go listen to Fraudsters. You just had that amazing expose you did on the War of Drugs. How many episodes was that? Oh I think twelve over twenty. Over twenty. Don't worry. We're gonna come back next month. Uh this when is this? This is coming out in a couple weeks in June. We're gonna come out with new episodes. We've got a new season. I'm so excited. It's been a while. I was traumatized from doing that season. Yeah, no, it it's a lot. But I wanna I found a fraudster story that I really wanted you to uh I get your opinion on. All right? All right. Um this comes out of USA Today. Uh Chick fil A employee. makes eighty grand in mac and cheese refund scheme. The employee of a Chick fil A in the Dallas suburb of Grapevine, Keishon Jones, 23, was arrested on April 17th and charged with property theft, money laundering, and evading arrest. Um also I gotta say, dude, all right, so they have him on footage like working and then doing all these things. It showed Jones using the register to ring up eight hundred orders of mac and cheese trays before refunding them to his personal credit cards. It's incredible. You know, so uh let me channel my inner Ariel uh here and just say I love this man. Uh, give this man a gold medal. Protect this man at all costs. He is an inspiration. It's one of those things where it's like I should be mad at him, but like fuck Chick fil A. Yeah. You know? I mean it's very tasty. But fuck them anyway. And like it's like yeah, well, I I I wish you would have got away with it, but you know, then if he did I didn't have uh We don't really cover the little guy Did taking one over on a chip full. We go for the big guy going down, but like this guy, I mean, w that's an incredible, incredible story. Oh yeah, yeah. So Jones is is in custody He could have done a fraction of that and gotten away with it. I don't know why he went for the eighty. B his bail is 110,000. Well. That's the thing, when these guys get greedy, that's when they get caught. Well if you would have done eight dollars over and over and over again, you would have never got caught. That or he should have done eight million. And if you would have had eight million, they'd be like, This guy's a great businessman. Yeah, yeah. Eight eight million To the fucking airport. Did it eight hundred times. Yeah, eight hundred times? It says he did eight hundred trays of macaroni. That's incredible. Yeah. That's a lot of macaroni. I mean Um so I'm gonna be in Pittsburgh at the end of the month. Hopefully uh I'm gonna try and take your mother out for lunch. That's not an insult. Nasty manual. Wh where where should I eat in Pittsburgh? What's a good place for me to eat? Put the fries on the sandwiches. I went with you. Oh yeah we did. You did. Yeah yeah. What else is there? What else is there? I don't think I want to yeah, uh so it's mate' uh mate's wanna eat. Yeah, you eat you eat clean now. I I cleanish. 'Cause even the salads are permanent, they put fries in the salads. Fries are salads. Uh no, it's well it depends on which one you go to. They have suburban ones that are very white, but if you go to them down in the strip district, it's very diverse. Like, do you have good Thai food? Is what I'm trying to figure out here. Like is there a good Persian restaurant I should hit on? I don't think so. I mean when I go back to uh Pittsburgh, I eat Permanent's like eighty percent of the time. Permanente's? Warm up the Friars! Henry and I are coming in. That's it. That's all I needed. Cena now on Instagram. Go listen to Fraudsters and of course the foreign report with our buddy Travis Irvine. I love you, Cena. Thank you for coming in here. Thank you. I'll see you soon. I'll see you um Almost every day. Every day. Yeah. All right, guys. Um coming up next, I'm bringing in my buddy Amber Nelson to talk about some fucked up shit. I hope you guys stay tuned. Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. I don't know if you knew this, but anyone can get the same premium wireless for $15 a month plan that I've been enjoying. It's not just for celebrities, so do like I did, and have one of your assistants' assistants switch you to Mint Mobile today. I'm told it's super easy to do at Mintmobile.com slash switch. Up front payment of $45 for three-month plan equivalent to $15 per month required. Intro rate first three months only, then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra. 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It's interesting that you said 15 years because I was looking at things to do and there's this early two thousands dance party and I was like Click I'll go for free before eleven PM And then I look at the club, you know, because you can see it on Instagram and I was like, oh the people going to this club were born in the two thousands. They weren't dancing to this in the two thousands. I'm gonna be the creepy lady. No, it's like when we used to go to eighties parties. Yes Isn't that sad? it not like it it is so good to see you I love you we are on um HGX2 we are here to promote uh watch that it is on youtube.com slash at LPN TV every Thursday at 7 p.m watch hgx2 Amber and I's futuristic game show where positivity is legal for one hour. It takes place in the future of the year twenty twenty seven. Give it a watch. It's so much fun. You won't regret it. It is true. Murder fist. You were in Murder Fist for a while. Yeah. Uh it is like the return to death and stupidity that I miss. Yeah, it's chaos, but it's controlled in a game. In a game format. I am the queen of pain, my favorite role I've ever played. And speaking of pain, I was telling that guy I saw die. So what is this? I thought I told you this. This is like the gnarliest thing ever explained. I would remember. But go so you watch someone die? I so I'm walking from the grocery store. I live in Hollywood, California, and I can walk everywhere. So which I do. And I I see some guy standing up and on the phone and I see some guy laying down and a lot of blood around his head. And I was like, Oh my God So I'm like walking up and I'm like, Do I have water? And it's like, No, I only have wine and beer 'cause I'm about to throw a party. I can't give this dying man beer. I mean, maybe. Like that, actually. Um and so he's like blood pulled around and this guy's on the phone he's like on hold with 911. And he this guy sits up and he he's like the he back of his head. It's just like Black and like 'cause blood is kind of blackish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he just kind of folds it and it like moves. Oh God. I think he like did that on the ground. No, Jesus Christ. And then like the front of his nose was busted. So I think when he did that, it like caused a shockwave. Whatever. Um and then so he sits up and then does this, and the guy's like, Are you okay, sir? And he's like Fuck you. And then just like lays back down on the ground with his eyes open. I was like, I think that I just saw in Man's Dying Words. Yeah. Because you can't live. Your brain was he was just like doing this with his head. Oh my God. Yeah. I've seen I saw I saw something like that once in New York. What was it? It was at um it was when I was working at the cheesesteak restaurant. Nine nine miles to Philly. And uh then we were next to that horrible bar, Bar Nun. Do you remember that place? They used to have a mic in there every Tuesday. Yeah. It was a a nightmare zone. It was a underage girls on tap. You know, it was really bad. I mean it's called Bar Nun. Yeah. It's just like no expectations here. Yeah. And so there was a big fight that came out of there and there was like a bunch of dudes jump this guy and then he uh They knocked him down and he cracked his head open on the sidewalk right in front of my restaurant. And so like their fight like became my problem. And then I was just like, as soon as I was like, I'm like, I'm not jumping in because like I was like, stop it, stop it, but I'm not getting my ass kicked. I don't know what happened. Yeah. And then finally when the guy cried, I finally was like, Get out! You're calling the cops They're like I'm like literally held up the phone like Cops are called, you better leave and then uh I don't know, I think he might have lived. I cleaned up the blood. What did he look like? It was a there were a bunch of white boys. But like his his face was it all like beaten in or something? No, no, no, no. He cracked the back of his head open when he got knocked over on the sidewalk and the blood was like pouring out of his head. That'll do it. Yeah, and he he he stood up really fast and like got up and like like like like he was like in charge and I was like, Yo, bro, you need to sit down. It's adrenaline kicking out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I made him just sit on my front stoop. of the restaurant until the cops came and the ambulance came and they took him away and Oh, could be alive, could be dead. Oh well. Well it's nice to be here on the show. Thank you for having me. I remember that. Yeah, I remember you I remember you telling me that. Because it was at the party. We were at the party because Amber was on hacks. Yeah. We had a party and we watched Amber's uh appearance on Hacks episode four? Yes. The jail. The appropriate appropriate jail. It was a good scene for me. I was in there because I had a DUI, don't don't drink and drive. That's right. And um I got to play like a creepy little weird lady. Yeah. If Amber ever gets a D UI, it'll be while she's walking. That's when you're really fucked up. With W Wait, with would he W U I Walking while intoxicated? W I. W at dui.com. Um so uh you are a part of not just the brighter side, but another great show here on the Last Podcast Network, someplace underneath, with the wonderful Natalie Jean, Henry's wife. It's a great show about Missing women, very upsetting, but n you're doing a job that needs to be done. And uh you recently had a whole uh YouTube series just about Epstein and the Epstein files. And the first person you covered was Gislain Maxwell. And so I figured that who better. Then to do this week's update with then the wonderful Amber Nelson. Riddle. It's an island adventure. It's an island adventure. Heck yeah, it's Jeffrey time. Oh, we gotta keep it light, or else we'll gotta keep it light. You know, whenever women like go through a horrible breakup, I'm like, be it's time for your villain era. But I'm like, oh she's been in her villain era. Like she eat they hate you. Yes. Salad spill the beans. Do it. I'm fucking I'm with you. Why is she still like holding back and be like I have one extra name? I don't know. Well because she's waiting to get released. She's got a million names. She's got everything. No, you can't tr the thing with Gaz Lane is that's the that's part of the new news is she's like, I got one more name, I'm gonna drop it and they're gonna let me out. It's like didn't do it already. What are we fucking doing? I have a name, I have a name, and I'm not gonna tell you until you give me this. I'm like, you would just say it if you had give me the fucking name. Yeah, if you're holding on to it, you are culpable. You're part of this thing. Exactly. Line of. shoot him in the head. So there's a little new not we're not on island time today. We're going to desert time because uh Zoro Ranch back in the news they was just discovered that it was actually built by a military contractor back in the day in nineteen ninety three. Um is the guy who built the uh is the the company is the Bradbury Stand construction. They built such classified facilities as Los Alamos National Laboratory and the Kurtland. Air Force Base. Um, so they are the ones who built this 10,000 acre property and the mansion and everything that's on it. Um, it is crazy. Zoro Ranch, we've talked about a little bit on the show, but it is crazy. It used to be called the Playboy Ranch, which Gross. Yeah, Playboys in the desert, someone's gonna die. Yeah, absolutely. Playboys on the beach is like we're gonna get in our bikinis. Maybe someone's gonna OD, but like in the desert, your body's going underground. Yeah. There was in the in the drop, there was so much disturbing info on Zoro Ranch, and now it is starting to come out more and more ever since uh we've found out what's happening. The January 30th Epstein file drop contained a lot of disturbing info on Zoro Ranch, and is now the scrutiny has intensified. One major bombshell from the drop was an email that had been sent to New Mexico radio host Eddie Aragon, uh, who spent a lot of time reporting on Epstein in November of 2019, three months after Epstein died. Uh the email was sent by Redacted, shocking, and contained info that is said to be provided by a former staff member at Zoro. One of the pieces of the info was the bodies of two foreign girls were buried out in the hills behind the ranch after both girls had died of strangulation during rough fetish sex. Can you imagine just going there and like needing a job? Like I just want to fold clothes, clean the pool. Also, I imagine when you show up, it's this beautiful sprawling ranch. You like You think you made it. And I made it. You know, you think this is the big time Sweet tea on tap. Oh God. Uh, and then it's just like you don't go in that room. Yeah. You just hear screams. 'Cause there was. It was lots of big rooms. There's an inciner there was a incinerator barn. Who even knows what they were doing? They had um These three computer rooms, each computer room was the size of a house. He was doing all kinds of crazy evil shit we don't even really know about down there. Um what have you heard about Zorro Ranch? What in your in your studies with Natalie? I know there's a guy that bought it and he looks like Beavis and Butthead if they were a marionette. Like the guy that bought it. Look at his picture. He looks like a wooden marionette of Butthead. Oh my God. Yeah, no. He uh recently but he is Don Huffins. Yeah, he is actually saying that like go look Go check out the ranch. He's giving every he's giving full he's giving the ranch over. Basically. So he's saying, Go investigate, dig up whatever you want, try to find what you can. So he may not be a good guy because he is a billionaire, but He is helping people uh check out the property. Okay. Um Yeah, they were conducting um they were trying to find the perfect human. So they were getting little girls that they thought were perfect and then breeding them and then taking the babies away. We don't n we will I don't think we'll ever really know how evil the shit that was actually happening in places like this. Yeah. 'Cause he was trying to build a perfect human. He was doing genetic experiments. Uh which makes no fucking sense. Yeah, because this is the most flawed evil person making the most perfect person. Yeah. He bought the ranch in nineteen ninety three from New Mexico Democratic Governor Bruce King. And then he hired a construction company to build the mansion. And that company was the Bradbury Stam Company. Um they also built the National Los Alamos and Kirtland Air Force bases, as we said. And that particular choice, the construction company, is suspicious enough on its own. But once you add Barberry Stan's connections to Gislaine Maxwell's father, Robert, it raises eyebrows even more. Robert Maxwell, as you remember, um he was a Mossad uh spy for Israel. Um, one of the companies that he was able to penetrate in the mid eighties using spy software. was you guessed it, Bradbury Stam now this could be a coincidence and nothing more, but it seems like one of those where there's smoke, there's fire type of deals. Um smoke that's probably coming from the top secret. Barn incinerator. Yeah. Do you think it's like if you're incinerated, is it like a slow death or is it like a quick Well you're dead before they put you in there, usually. Really? Yeah, usually you you were accidentally killed during sex and then they're like oh you throw her in the incinerator. And then you just ash immediately? Well yeah, it's like what they have in funeral homes, kinda. You know, it just like it goes up to like two thousand degrees and it fucking burns your body. I'm not a Have seen the thing the scene from Scrooge where he's like burning and he's still alive is the incinerator. Yes, is it like that? Yes, but not as nice, probably. That was a very nice one. That was it was beautiful with the the big room. I was Scrooge is you know, that was spent no spared no expense on the I wish three uh ghosts visited Epstein. I thought I always thought about that. Um but yeah, so there's gonna be a lot of He doesn't have any friends to come visit him. So We need to start looking into the Bradbury Stam construction company a little deeper, um, as they are the ones who Uh helped him modify this A home facility? I don't know uh how to really put it, but yeah. Um Imagine the bunkers though. Like if we turn to shit, like if the nuclear Bom drops. You probably want to go there and then go underground. I mean I'm sure it's fine over there. Or you go to uh the wonderful uh Lockheed Martin in uh right outside of Denver. Um all right, so that's going on, and then the other one is The only reason I really wanted to bring this up, son of a diplomat, of a Norwegian diplomat, um he's 25 years old, um, unfortunately uh killed himself yesterday, committed suicide. Um he was the son of two high profile Norwegian diplomats. Um Um the reason I want to bring it up, his name's Edward Larson. And that just kind of like reading the article fuck they mess with me. I was just like, so this guy, um, this kid, I mean, I'm essentially a kid, 25 years old. His parents, um, they were very close to Epstein, and then in Epstein's will. This kid gets five million dollars. So this kid got money from Epstein, couldn't deal with it, and I'm guessing is part of the reason he committed suicide. Do you think he was one of the little boys that were abused on the Zora Ranch 'cause there were also little boys abused on the ranch. I'm sure of it. Um but he it doesn't seem like he was a victim of sex trafficking uh through Epstein, but Epstein did like help him get into better schools. and stuff like that because the resume letter. Yeah. So unlike other powerful people who maintain enough plausible deniability to say I was only the guy a couple of times in a picture, you know, um, this is not um what's going on. His parents were Terja, Rod Larson, and Mona Jewel. Um The Epstein file drop in January connects the three of them very closely. Not only does one email have Turjey uh telling Epstein how much he loved the island, he's also quoted within the files uh describing Epstein as a Thoroughly good human being and my best friends. So they went to Zoro Ranch and they were like, it's fine. They were they were everywhere. They were just friends with them. So they were in New York, they knew them in the island, they're all over. They're even saying that uh they were they probably involved in the trafficking. In addition to being close personal friends with Epstein, it's possible that Tur Jay was also assisting in the trafficking. In twenty nineteen, Norwegian authorities notified the FBI to tell them that Turjey, that Turge's think tank, the International Peace Institute Had been doing something very peculiar. Despite having extensive Norwegian state funding, the institute allegedly brought in young and unqualified women from Eastern Europe on a very short visas and shared their pictures with Epstein. That's Weird, right? Norwegian authorities thought so. The FBI, of course, didn't care to investigate because why would they? It's the peace organization. Why would they they're peaceful. And that's Turjey. That's his dad, his mom, Mona Jewel um to summarize her, I'll say her Wikipedia has the following subsections. Controversies as state secretary, controversies in second in command, controversies as ambassador, and of course association with Jeffrey Epstein. Now so basically They got a bunch of money when he died because they got a bunch of secrets. They were in bed with him. This kid in inherited five million dollars from the death of Epstein, and obviously. couldn't handle it and he committed suicide. We don't know much about the reason for the suicide. But the lawyers for Turjey Amona release a statement blaming the pressure caused by the reckless way in which the media speculated about the Epstein involvement. Fu you it's not the media. It's his own stupid fucking parents. That's right, because they're trying to deflect no these people because they're friends with Epstein of course they're deflecting because they're bad people. Yeah, because they were obviously involved in the on the whole bullshit. They how do you go to Zora Ranch and be like, it's fine. That's like walking into like a school shooting to just investigate the school and be like, it's nice in here. Why is it it's so nice. Look at everybody just studying. They're studying underneath the cafeteria tables. It's so like you know what's going on. Yeah, so hopefully uh Norway will do what some of these other countries are doing and fucking lock these people up, Turjey and Mona. I fucking hope you're done. You you look what you did to your family, look what you did to your son. I mean, it is disgraceful. You guys fucking suck. You're gonna go down. Everyone's going down in this bullshit. It's just a matter of time. It's so weird. Yeah. Never mind. I was gonna say something. Woo woo and hear woo woo. Yeah, because it was gonna redact everything of my whole persona. But apparently astrology wise, like we're in the era of like things being revealed. And I always thought it meant for example, like when Obama was in office and he got the white hair, I was always like They know something, and I bet it's aliens. Uh, but now we're like they know something and everybody's a pedophile. Yeah and that's why his hair went white. Man, you know what the thing is? Like they Biden could have easily investigated this ranch too, you know, and all this shit, and so fuck everybody is kind of where I'm at. Um but Here's a funner story. Let's move on. Let's get past it. Let's get past that of F scene, but let's still let's talk about some millionaires that need to be taken down. Okay. And how are we gonna take them down? Hypothetically By Elephant! Yeah Ernie Dosio, 75 years old, was trampled to death by elephants in Gambon. Why am I cheering? Because he is a big game hunter. That's right. He was out uh he was out there in Gambon. He's from California. He's a vineyard owner of the Pacific Argulands LLC. They make wine all over this is the guy looking at. I wonder if I did. I wish I was trying to figure out which wines exactly are his wines 'cause I wanted to make sure I didn't buy it, but you know. That's okay. I like to go and be like, Who is your cruelest master? Yes. Let me sip that wine. But Ernie, he's killed elephants, lions, rhinos, buffalo. He's got a huge room, a huge trophy room in his house. It's fucking disgusting. He like literally travels to world to murder rare animals. He was on Safari to kill the nearly endangered yellow backed Duke Ear. Can we see the Duke Ear? Look at this guy. He's so cute. Now some people argue they say well they they do big game hunting because of the funds that go to the park. Hey, I don't know. How about you fund the park and then leave the animals alone. Yeah. Why is it like I'll give you money if I can kill one of your finest. Yeah, the ant the animals hunt themselves. Just take a corpse and and fucking stuff it and put that in your house. Steve Irwin it or something. Yeah, no, it's it is crazy. This thing's so crazy Cute. They're out there trying to kill him because he needed to fucking add it to the list of animals that he's fucking killed. But Ernie If it's okay I'm There is footage of him. Getting trampled by elephants. I want to see the trample because it's. I in the south, because I'm from Louisiana and there's a lot of people they have the trophies. Oh Yeah, no, that's a that's an old man just getting tossed around by an elephant. Ragdoll. Oh sorry. Oh man, it is bad to laugh at death, but fuck this motherfucker. Maybe you should have killed all those animals, sir. Yeah, dude. You go I mean that's the thing. You went out there looking for a fight. You knew? You went you went to you flew across an ocean and picked a fight with nature and you fucking lost. And you had a gun. Yeah, you had a gun and you've been fighting nature for how many decades? This is how this is such Beautiful come up and I can't even tell you how sweet this shit is to me. The tour guide's face. Elephants are really smart. Wasn't there a woman that would like wronged an elephant and then an elephant found her grave site? We talked about it on it had a whole episode about elephants. We talked about it. She it was more of a Wrong place, wrong time scenario. She was at a watering hole. And usually if you're close to a watering hole, animals get very territorial. And so he the elephant killed her at the watering hole, and then she had her um then she had her funeral and then the the elephant came back and destroyed her body at the funeral uh because it hated her. And so that's there's a rogue elephants. They call 'em bin Laden's. There's a whole episode about it. Oh, interesting. But see, our aura is so Pure that if we went by the watering hole, it'd be like, Oh, I love you. 'Cause don't they look at humans as like we're like we look at little puppies? I think so. I mean a as long as we're not trying to kill 'em. This one obviously didn't look at them like it was a puppy. Yeah, no, this is on repeat, man. This is it is wild. Just letting it go. Yeah, just let it go. People will decorate their homes with these animals, and I've been in the homes and it just feels like I'm like in the saddest graveyard. Yeah. The elephant should get this guy's head to put on his fucking ball. Kick her on the skull. I don't know like what happens to a person where you get so much money. that you're just like, I wanna go kill beauty. Like it's like why is it legal? Why it doesn't make any sense. I understand that they're trying to raise money and all that stuff, but fuck that shit. Like killing beauty, hurting children, they're just like they find the most precious innocent thing and like how can I hurt it? Yeah, and it's just like uh recently like I Yeah, not to like toot my own horn, but like ever since I started making more money, I've never donated more. I've never like done all these things. Like I just wanna help people. What the fuck is wrong with all these goddamn people? See, I donate to the Making Children More Hungry foundation. Well that's that's that's how you sell more pizza. We gotta sell more pizza. Um but before we wrap this up, I wanted to just tell you I got a new hat. I like it. And it's the Lehigh Valley Squonk. And I wanted to tell you about the Squonk because this is I've learned a lot since joining last podcast these last couple of years. And this is a squonk. And he's my favorite cryptid. It was a sad. It's a sad. It's I like that's why I like him because he's sad. The Squonk lives in the Lehigh Valley in the in Pennsylvania. And it inhabits the forest. And basically back in the day, loggers would hear weird noises. They didn't know how to explain it. And so they came up with this loose skinned, sad creature that just cries in the forest. Oh, yeah, it looks like a grub that like the the the Kunamatata guys ate. Yeah, but it's huge. It's a it's a mammal, I'd say if it was like an if it was real. But yeah, it's just it's but of all the crypt it's just it's just it just sits and cries in the forest and it's just sad and it's just Oh, poor squaw and it shoots out little little dumb gooey shit out of its butt. Is it sad because the forest industry's Taking everything down? I think so. I think it's losing its trees and it doesn't like it. Squawk. Yeah, so I got my new squawk hat. Um because the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs are changing their name. They're a a Triple A baseball team, uh, to the Squonk for one game.