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Feful terms at mintMobile d. com There's no place to escape to. This is the lastost. On the left. Science stories?. That's when the cannibalism started Side stories, yes Thiss Safperata ro Sit tr and. You know that song? You don't know that song? No. She's choosing Texas I can tell by the way. She's two stepping aroundound the room. Wh sing about those Malaysian triplets I like The Malaysian triplets Yeah sing the song about Texas. I played it with on the Billy Wayne Davis last dream. You weren't there for I don watch stuff that I'm not a part of. Yeah of course. but it's the song is done by somebody else, but I only know it done by the three ageless Malaysian triplet boys. I think are men. that are on Instagram. What are they called Rob? the Mu Yun Bothers. Yeah, the Mu Yun brothers. Yeah, they do a great like that song, I honestly feel like it's better than the original song because then I tryed to listen to the original song. It doesn't have the same Malaysian triplet style. No, yeah, it's kind of Iirreplaceable I love seeing three people that are you know, the audience knows. I like people that are tinier than me but older, older than me. Yeah. I like I don't think these boys are older than you unfortunately How old could the Mjon triples be They swear they're twenty four. I've looked this up before and it's there's no definitive like information. They could be fifty. they could be but twenty but honestly, but they got a set of pipes on them. And you know what? those pipes are only seven inches long. Man. I love watching Korean guys do Freed karaoke. Well, that's where they Ced. But when I watch Dude from South Korea Sing Creed perfectly. There's something magical about it. The Philippines, South Korea, they have Thailand. That is the land of Karaoke, my friend. They have it on lock. They are like what's his name? He replaced Stephen Perry. Yes, the guy Yeahah, Journey. They Journey Journey was irreplaceable. You don't know. Where am I alone? Am I on an island alone? I'm the co host and I know. Rob Welcome to Side seririce. Sitting here that's actually a really good reminder that he is my coost. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. How you doing? What's going on? My name is Henry absk. Yes. H name is Henry Zabski. Yes it is. just became one of those little Malaysian boys for a second. Iidn't mean to. But we just came back from Rochester and Boy as our ass A Panita his name the lead singer of journey. Oh yes, that's right. And God bless him and congratulations. He does a great job. He does. He's incredible. He sounds just like him. The other guy' still alive, right? Like just like got fired because he can't sing anymore? No, no, no, he can still sing. He specifically just chose not to because he said it was too much for him. He didn't like touring. he was bling him out blowing his voice out and I think he also was an asshole. Can I say something that's guaranteed to piss off a lot of people? Please. Journey sucks Wow. Journey fucking blow. I like Journey. Journey could go fuck with Bode, Bon Jovi. I, you know, I get it. I think Journey has its place. Yeah. I think it has its place. But yes, Steve Perry he is not coming back to journey no matter how much we beg him. Sorry guys. Side stories LPOL at GML dot comot How do we get Steve Perry back in Journey? Worst part of the Spranos ending Absolutely. Oh you know I like it. I like it. But we have other big news. Again, big update Rochester isn't horrible. What's wrong with you? Yeah, Rochester was so nice. Wh everybody just said, Oh, Joy Rochester. hope you like graves and we got there and it's the sweetest place in the world. We were in the nice part of town. That's what they said. Yeah, later on they were like, thank you for being so nice, but this is the nice part of town. Don't go over here. I won't go over there though, and you're correct and thank you. And so when the sun We did on our side of town. We were walking around. the sun was out and I think it only comes up on that side of town though. Yeah, there was like, yeah, there was peaceful people. People said hi to me. I walked around and then there was like, hello, How you doing? People waving at me and stuff. was was but great Radiocial Big ups, you fed the fuck out of us today is delicious. I am really sorry. It was ever doubting.ellicious. Ever doubting radio social. holy shit. great food. You cheheck it out. I mean, we had the duck legs. They were amazing. The fried cheesebrigs. Yeah fat pucks. so fat. And that giant hunk of pork. It was so good. I did have a little bit of the salad. so yeah. Yeahah, it's kind of it was like a bed Yeah, yeah, yeah The other one's just sl it's like a sled in a way. moreore like a sled. It's like a sled and then the food just slid down it into my gullet. So thank you guys. Thankk you, Rochester. Thankk you for everybody who came out to both of the shows. We had a great weekend. was the first time as like A non football fan I saw a bunch of people wearing bill's clothes, you know, like as like a dolphins fan, I hate the bills. Yeah. And I like but I you know, renounced football. Yeah, you're out of the game. And I see a lot of people wearing bill's clothes and there was still like a little part of me in the back of my spine. I was like, fuck yourself. fuck yourself, you fucking piece of shit with power of advertising. And I was just like, I was likeh, stop it. It doesn't matter. None this matters. Football doesn't matter. There's no what it is, but there was a little part of me that was like, eat pieces of shit, Bill's fan, go eat shit I'm Brian Cox, two fingers up but gee, you fucking cock sucker. That's how And then I was like powerful it is. Stop it Past this, you're better now You bet your cred. , but you're not though because aner. you know what I didn't say nothing to nobody. See, that's say nothing to nobody. That's a thing. I' I hurt nobody.ee I hurt nobody. I'm a good guy. That's all you can ask for. It's because that is where the healing is because he did not attack a random woman wearing a bills jersey. But she' fucking ugly in it.ay. Sorry. you knew about it. That see look how powerful all of that is. He's still overcoming his NFL trauma. Yeah, still here. But it was a little piece of undercoming Bill's fans. Wow don't get them out. I can't get them seeemen out fat com. Why are we doing this Eddie? There's no reason to be like this, Eddie. You don't watch football anymore. You don't have these rivalries inside of you anymore. You have to purge them We have a little update fromrom somebody who met Joey Chestnut. I just wanted to read this really quick. Oh we got a Ohh wow, exciting really, really quick. Really me it Pon got no worse a macaroni eating competition. That's fun. You know, to be to me to be a contestant, sure, but to watch many men eat as much macaroni sal. Lets tell me I gotta go No, Is that what you're trying to tell me right now? I want to be in the VIP tent. Yes. all right. I want to be guest of talent. I definitely don't want to be eating the same food as they're eating. No, absolutely not. So this person I love this. this is just a little story about Joey Chestnut. For those of you that don't know, we covered him last week about how a judge allowed him to compete. He released him from his probationary holding in Indiana to be released to New York City for the july fourth Coney Island hot doog eating contest for the two hundred and fiftth year celebration in the United States of America. and what a glorious year it is. And so this lady met Joey Chestnut. Yeah. I in Woodstock, Geger He wass at a restaurant that's sadly been closed down called the original hot chicken. or was something like that It was actually really good the chicken and corn fllakes and then the frried it. it's lunchim. I'm hungry now Anyways, he was at some event this place was having and he he was in a macaroni eating competition there Now thank God, I was not there to witness said competition, but my then fiance and I were there for lunch. and mister Nutt himself was walking around and I stood up to meet him with the rest of my party and he cut off my then soon to be future father in law to ask me Where'd you get that bag? My wife wants one so badly Now I'm not gonna lie I straight up lied to that man. I told him and didn't know where I got it knowing full damn well where it came straight from China as it was a knocko off a go yard bag. but do you think I'm going to admit that a hell no You just did. Anyways, that's not the fun part. When I tell you the breath on that man could have killed every single competitor in the Enhanced games. Oh my go. I couldn't tell you what it looked like, what he said, what I said, what anyone said becausecause that smell was so powerful and terrible. Oh my God, It's been years and I can still smell it. If I think about it for too long, it will ruin macaroni for me because I'm pretty sure it was from the like ten pounds or something stupid of macaroni that he had just bed. I can't even describe it. I dated a wrestler for years and during wrestling season when had He would get off a coton mouth and that was bad. Ive smelled the breath of people with a rotten tooth or two and that's bad. This was a new level of horror. Hey, come on, this is slander. Hey, you know, hey that's a part of it, dude. Yeah. I'm sorry, If you don't think that the man whose own hole and gullet is a sarlac of such power of such pure American fortitude. You don't think it's gonna to give off some exhaust? Yeah, also like that's Honestly, gu you know, I don't like to speakll of the nut, but Fuckking, if his breath was so bad that a woman from Georgia almost swore off macaroni That's bad breath. He just might look into that because that could be a gut issue. but I do think deffinitely a gut issue. He's got a gut issue. But Joey Chestnut, still, we know you're killing yourself early for us. We love that about you. When you die early, I swear I'm going to be at your funeral, saluting your perfectly preserved nitrate ridden corpse and I wait to be there because that's going to be the real two hundred fifthieth celebration because your martyrdom is what will allow our sins to dissolve. Please be the new Jesus Christ, Joey Chestnut. He kind of is to fat people everywhere For America When he dies, that's when we can really start to think about our sins. Oh my God, you know he's going to die at like ninety four and we're not going to understand science anymore. it's going to be it's going to break every rule. He's going just He's going to be like liquefying hot dogs and putting it an ivy and next to him in hospice. and it's just being like it's going to be, you know like When your parents are like into one thing, like how they said likeike My father in the end they're like, You know, you shouldn't even quit smoking that'll kill him Fucking he's barely alive. I think at some point they'll be like If he even quits hot dogs, they will make it a week. He has to still eat several at least quarter pound of hot dog percent hot dog at this point. It has to stay we have to keep it above him, but he does definitely have large unhinged jaws. Yeah man. Re'm really proud of him. I love the chestnut. shout out to you, brother. I'm glad you're gonna to come back and fight even though you're probably a criminal, but you know. Hey, he got into he was having He thought it was a funny He thought he was doing something funny with the fan I mean, I wish that he'd like turn into Kirby and just swallow the guy. K be like shit, Yeah, ' then he'd be like one of those Japanese folklore monsters That's Kobayashi. All right, so let's get into some stories of the week. Oh Iddie. Oh Eddie. I charged you with watching a documentary. Oh, yes, I watched the Cash movie. Now, this story, I got all kinds of feelings about it. Yeah, this is a good one because I think it'll bring up a lot of conversation. It's kind of out in the it's out in the Zeitgeist right now and we'll talk about it because I watch documentary and I'm also angry This So this starts on july thirty first, twenty twenty two Its seventeen year old Mackenzie Sherrilla crashed her car going a hundred miles an hour, killing her two passengers on impact. One of them was her boyfriend, twenty year old Dominic Russeso, and the other was their mutual friend, nineteen year old Davian Flanagan. Now what we're seeing here is at first they thought it was a horrendous accident. She got pulled from the thing. Yeah. She was all disoriented. I remember first seeing this story as a body cam So the body cam lootage is fucking horrific. They show it in the movie They show all the cut to of alsouff. So first you see this car that was obliterated or ran to the side of the building. You could see all of the the de various CCTV footage leading up to it which shows that it specifically sped up. And they also found that out when they took the black box out of the car never once hit the brake. It didn't really speed up as much as it maintained one hundred percent. It just was pedal to the metal all the way into the wall Now last five seconds of the what happened. They know it got the wheel got jerked back and forth. At first, Mackenzie Sherlla was hospitalized and considered to be another victim. They thought that maybe she had because they found a little bit of drugs in the car She was I don't think she was even all that intoxicated. No No She came back pretty clean. Yeah, she like THC in her system. That's it. And that's it. And they came back first thing it was horrific. No Everyone was doing mushrooms. There was no mushrooms in her system. She specifically didn't take mushrooms. Everybody else was on mushrooms. So she eventually had to go to trial And she was found guilty on two counts of murder. This camees this comes from a long after a long unbelievable defense where she basically said, I have an undisclosed medical condition that causes me to just go to sleep And that I happen to also be tired and I also happen to be on drugs and I also happen to be extra sleepy so went to sleep and I killed everybody. Dude, when I saw her lawyer The first thing I thought in my head was this guy ain't saving anyone's life. No, no, he was He looked like he was asleep was like he's kind of like a snoring awake type of dude. Yes, he's a And which is like I don't want a low energy lawyer. No I don't like one of those like, well, don't w now. I'll be talking with the George Alo That's what want I want an uptight New York lawyer. Yeah. and also stay really fucked up when they said they didn't want a jury trial. They just wanted the judge. Well the jury you can like a judge, you're not going to get sympathy from just a judge. No, you can a jury can fuck shit up. Yeah. yeah, That was a huge mistake. Well, I think they thought they had a bit of overconfidence, which is really revealed in the documentary. Well because it takes a lot of balls to charge you with murder and not manslaughter. Well because you could definitely lock her around for manslaughter. they tried that's really easy. Oh, they tried to negotiate a plea and they said no as well. So they went through all this. now she's got fifteen years to life, which is still technically Is it fifteen or is it fifteen plus fifteen? Is it fifteen for each person? It seems that they are doing I believe it is Yes, you're right. fifteen And then fifteen and then and then she can get paroled. Yeah. And she's still trying to get let out of jail and shit. But this's the thing. So from jail She's automatically like all of these like the people around her. She started this like mean girl squad, which is how she started shit in to begin with When she she grew up in Strongsville, Ohio. Yeah. Apparently she had like a big old like she did one of those like, what do they ' them Slam books And she had like a bunch of different V veryy common. You remember? ye No slam book my sister got it. Jackie got in quite a bit of trouble. Oh I a series of slamooks. I bet Jackie had a slam book. Oh yeah, she was good at it. Oh, they were very upeting. They were very upsceting. The slam book I not want to be in Jackie's sllam books. This lady Mackenzie loved the Regina George character from Mean Girls. Yeah, whichich is not what you're supposed to do. She is a seventeen year old girl who sucks andes basically You know not to like no, I'm not victim blaming by in any in any case here but her parents seemed like they were hands off. Oh, this is they very enabling. We'll get all into this. So by sixteen She was essentially living with her nineteen year old boyfriend Dominik. Yeah. Her parents did' not care. They thought that it was cool. They liked Dominiic. They liked being alone and smoking weed. I think that's exactly what they liked. And I believe me, you couldn't talk to two bigger weed lovers on the face of the planet, right? Yeah, but we don't have kids because of it. Yeah, because I don't want them, all right? And if I had kids, I'd have to come far away from the weed or I'd smoke weed in another room and eventually you would become the thing Oh, that's that smell. That's when dad likes us. right because he went and sm that eventually they'll put two and two together. But it took it would take a while, right for them to first figure out what's happening. These guys were actively smoking weed with their daughter. They were actively they them allowing they wanted their lifestyle. She was smoking so much weed. She was ood Yeah And I saw what she was smoking too. She was just doing those gigantic four foot tall bongs. lots of ds huge bloods. Huge blunts. Yeah. kind of made me jealous. She had every it seemed like every time she smoked weed, she filmed it and put it on her phone and they were able to use it as eff. Very much so. She is This is what I'll say right here to all my aspiring influencers that say call yourself an aspiring influencer I want you to remember to not just build evidence against yourself.. you don' know what crimes you're gonna commit. Edit things. Edit things and remember things go onto the internet forever and that's where they stay there because I used to get watching like them talk about their friend group. My friend group was very similar in high school. We did lots of drugs, we smoked lots of weed, we drank like fucking fish And obviously we all had our heads together and we loved each other. we were never violent towards each other. So that's like a very different situation. But like looking at this I'm so Fuck it happy. only thing we had were disposable cameras that we just lost You know, like poor kids they have to have every everything They have to have every moment of their lives documented with every single mistake documented and it's just going to destroy your life. Throw the cameras on w put the you guys' to put cameras in bags when you go party, right? Yeah. Anyway. so she ended up so Let's just say her relationship with the nineteen year old that she kind of lived with wasn't the most mature one in the world, Eddie. Yeah, But they'd been dating for four years. I know, and that's just, you know how that's forever Yeah. And you know when you're a teenager, you know what love is because that's what her parents were just like talking about. They were like, well, they knew They knew that they were in love And it's like, are you fucking serious? They're nineteen and sixteen. Both of them are Morons. Both of them should be in Iran right now. All right? Like these should not be this is that they shouldn't be dating. This is ridiculous. They should not be like this is in your way of doing this. They shouldn't be fucking live together, but it's whatever. But of course, they're constantly breaking up constantly getting back together and constantly Threating each other with vehicular manlaughter. Yes whichich is mostly coming from MackKenzie's end. She threatened to kill Dom. That's only coming from her end. Yes. And she threatened to kill Dom multiple times while in the car. She threatened to kill Dom, threatened to shoot him, She threatened to poison him, threatened to shoot herself. Threatened to kill them both. over over and over again to say the least. Yes Every time like a week before the crash, they had broke up over text and then two hours later they immediately worked it back out. It's that type of dumb shit. This shit we saw a million times when we were kids. Just dumb kids being dumb until the moment someone does something that involves you just not being ever held accountable for a single thing. It's like it's almost like she did this Obviously she's guilty. But yeah, she would proven guilty. It's like one of those things where it's like Kids don't understand that you don't get another life You don't get like a do you don't get to reset the game. You don't just like, you know, like it's like it's and it's unfortunately like it's really hard and I didn't know that personally. And there's a couple of situations where I definitely could have died when I was younger and I didn't and I'm very lucky. and I thank whatever for it. But like, man fucking calm down. Yeah dud beir out really scary. And like these kids they fucking they don't understand death. And it was u til you get to your like late twenties where you really start to realize, o permanent and shit and there's no you're gonna to reason your way out of this. This isn't the problem is when you're in high school and you have a high school mentality, you really I think maybe believe, oh, I can like find a way out. I can go and do some extra credit or I can say I'm sorry because you're used to doing things that make your parents mad and not doing things that So when you then kill somebody, you're acting at they like it's all the same exact level because your brain's not solidified yet.. literally you have no idea that that these things are actually doing shit because this this bitch loves like Sarilla, She loves you being called Sherilla the killer. so they call her in prison and she loved it. She also now has a prison girlfriend. She's fully acclimated to prison while then going on on to see the series night of When it first came out It reminds me of that. as soon as I saw her because at the end of the dock, they have an interview with her. I just couldn't I'm like, this shit's night of was like a motherfucker. Yeah. because she' just like she just became a gangster Just she just like straight up. She's a gang right in and she honestly, she loved it. She's really at home in prison. I think that here's my controversial take on the whole thing. I think she's guilty. I think she got what she deserved I do think that the trial was very manipulative and yeah, I guess they they got the result they needed to. I think they were using evidence that like necessarily shouldn't have been evidence like her flipping out when her boyfriend locked her out of the house. Like and her screaming at the front door like She's sixteen and she's locked out of her house. Of course she's gonna freak out Also she it's all about how she does this. You know, she does. And she and it's evidence that jews against her and she didn' commit the crime. But it's just like, you know, it was one of those things. And then the stuff in jail, when they're doing the interview in jail and they ask her a question and then she asked her lawyer if she can answer it. And they use that as like evidence against her. Of course she asked her lawyer if she could answer it. Yeah. Like what are we fucking what what since when are we not allowed to ask our lawyer before we answer questions? Itpend of the quest Using that No, it's like using that against you is extremely fucked up and I think irresponsible on the filmmakers part Yeah, maybe, but also they don't talk to somebody before like don't talk to somebody. don't fucking talk to somebody. Same thing with her going ono these jail calls and exhibiting that she has a secret language with her and her mother that no one else can decipher so that she could say secret things over the fucking camera. I highly doubt they're able to because that mom is not smart. No, she is the not a good mom mom tried to help. She just dug a deeper hole She was not good at helping. show was like shes stoned all the time. sort of The second one like she's gone back and forth. So it's like at first they went and they tryed to get an appeal going. The first one it was attempted in september twenty twenty four, they upheld the conviction. There was another appeal that was supposed to happen in twenty twenty five, but they fucked up and didn't put the paperwork in correctly After that, MackKenzie got new attorneys who filed another appeal claiming that a previously unexplored medical condition could have been atault, which is horseshit. But she is still in jail and it is concurrent. So it's fifteen years. Okay, it's fifteen years. So she has fifteen years, then she gets her first parole here. I mean, they're going to let her out. She'll do it. she'll do her time. just hopefully she's not a fucking hopefully she can grow. And right now she's obviously regressing and becoming you know, turning into college for her Sheiously. She's only going to get worse, unfortunately, but she with the prison system we have in this country. But she also killed two people So that is the issues because she's also when you start off as an asshole and you go to asshole classes, you're going to become a master asshole. Yeah It is that it is that thing though. I will forever feel something for people under eighteen. I knowt the book throw it out of. I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying, But she I always like You're allowed to. I'll always take it with a gin of salt because it depends on what's happening. Is said on some level people that kill someone They have to have the whole fucking book and their fucking Yeah becausecause otherwise other people are going to see it and be like, oh, that's not that bad you killers. If you could kill somebody, if you kill somebody with your actions, unfortunately, that's kind of as bad as it goes and you need to experience the adult ramifications of your even if it's just a tragic mistake. Yeah, that is a thing you must learn from I think that one of the things I kept going back to was the fact that she said that she fell asleep and then accelerated To me, like don't if you're going to make up a disease to the reason you didn't stop accelerating, choose a seizure. somethinghing that like stiffens your leg again where you have to like press the pedal. like as sleep, you would have let go of the pedal.oo young to be good at crrying. Is just like, yeah, so choose choose a crime. choose a Choose a better crime. Choose a better angle. 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Coming for you bricks and miniigs. I was you know, I'll build a wall like any my mother I know you love building a wall.all old my wall. I used to my old wall would crumble and this wall I put on the bott I put base. This doesnt be harder to br this wall you're about the big bricks Lgos. They're different now they're very delicate. I like ones that I can punch. I know you do. It's just real bricks. H we go. Let me try it if I could disseminate this. I'm gonna do this as thoroughly as I can, but we'll talk about this. So this starts with Brian Menzel is an Oregon man H and his father They spent years putting together what is considered to be like a one of the biggest ' massive collection of vintage Star Wars themed Lego sets. Apparently the collection was worth like two hundred grand Nice, There's a lot. There's a lot. money And they go and they got they've been doing this for years together. This father and son, Mormon activity of collecting Lego sets together is so much better than collecting wives and child brides. So good on ya. Good on y. keep them busy. Keep them busy, right So they went to this place called Bricks and Mini Figs. No, no, that's not your new local brewery. With the pork belly date skewers. No, that is the worst name of a store I've ever heard. It's say it's a thing for Lego consignment stales. right? So it's a franchise is consignment stores. So you go and like they sell old vintage Lego sets and they they buy them from you and you buy and it's like it's like a thing, right? And they I guess it's like There's many branches of it And it's a Mormon run company, which is a thing that comes out I find interesting They the toys. They love toys because we're all just little fucking toys so them aren't wa. So Eventually this father and son have decided we we must sell this. We need money, I guess So what they did is they went to their local bricks and mini figs that was run by a woman by the name of Crystal Gorman And they said they they set up this little individual deal with her. Psycho Gorbon. Psychormbon. Man, that was great. We talked to the director. He's actually he's a lot of fun. So the goal with this was that they were gonna take collollection of Star Wars Toys They could use it for advertising. So which they did. They then said, you can come and see this gigantic like only here collection of Star Wars Lego here in this very specific bricks and minifig. I like when stores become like museums. It was like that. And it was also the goal was to sell them off and then the bricks and minifigs would get a percentage and then they'd give the larger percentage Brian Manzel and his father. Yeah, Ebody's had it. It was Cimon. It was like Cosimon. Yeah. It was whole thing, right? So all of a sudden, Crystal Foreman, she would like later on unt a little while later, she, I guess, according to Crystal Foreman. She notified the corporate end that she and her husband, they were going to go, they might le leaving the country. and they thought about, can we sell our store According to Crystal, she immediately was replaced. These guys show up. Th two guys from corporate arrive and say we're taking the store back, We're taking the locks. they change the locks, seize control all the inventory, which includes all of the unsold Star Wars shit, right sitting in there. right? So they got these new guys, two fuckers m ined Brandon Best and Josh Johnson, two Mormons, right? They got shirt shorts you know exactly what they look like Yeah. They got the they got a rifle, They got a shirt with a rifle on it with like from a maybe, not I guess not a brewery they're Mormons So they got one like Maybe something from a trampoline park and then they got like a Colorado Rockies flat brim hat or whatever. God knows. And so they go in there to straight up say, they finally go like, okay, new management. We'd love to know about what do we do with this? W we wan to like re up and find out what you guys have sold, what we're gonna do. They said, first of all, fuck you That contract's not viable. Everything in the store's ours. We might have about five grand worth of stuff for you somewhere in here cuts to him going through all of these legal matters to try to be like, I have a contract that says that we're doing this. and this is a contract that says that this is and that's my stuff. I have all of it fully inventoried by the fucking little scan number. It's all set. You can't lie to me. That is my stuff. That's me and my father's stuff. Yeah, we have pictures of it. God I the nerds get mad, it gets so I get so sad. G because it's just like it's just LgOos, right? and the worst part about this now police are getting involved. So this all g came to the attention of a little. No. So he gay attention to a little YouTube boy named Reckless Ben. I have never I don't know who this kid is. I've never heard this before. I never know what he does, but I end up watching the full hour and a half special he did on this and it is He did a fantastic job. Oh And. This dude got involved and he said, I want to get you your LegOos back. So he's went hardcore in the pain. and this is when shit starts getting blowown up. Ben starts inserting himself in the scenario to try to like go to the go to the franchise and try to work his way through. They immediately call the cops. So they also thenre he doesn't understand that they're So they call the cops and the guy' trying to get their shit Ben. Yes. And so the cops come and say they've issued a trespass warrant on you. so we're going to kick you off the property. And he's like, well, actually, I'm here and you see the bodycam footage. She's like, I'm here This is the contract that I haveve signed. They have my material in here. I would love to sit and just have a conversation about what we're supposed to do here. and they literally You're going to go to jail. You're going go to jail, right the fuck now. Like couldn't care less. We're now seeing that the Mormon police, these are Mormon police officers are coming to help. This company keep these guys from getting this money. 'cause brricks and mini figs in a recorded conversation straight up told Brian, the Brian dude Listen This is how this is going to go You're gonna to sue us T try to get your shit back, you and your fucking father's precious little slavely jerk off material, right? You're gonna try to get that back from us powerful Mormons. It's not gonna fucking happen. becausecause if you do, guess what we're gonna do? We're gonna sue you back. and then we're gonna to make it so long. We're gonna to take this out. So we're gonna drag this out for fucking years and we're gonna bleed you fucking dry to the point where this lawsuit's gonna cost you three times as much as you would ever have made from the Star Wars collection. you might as well drop it. And that's written. Isn't that evidence? Yes. No, it doesn't matter because the cops fes to me. The cops have to file a crime. So right now Bick and many things, this is now it's blowing up. Is all things's fucking blowing up because the reckless Ben dude is going deeper and deeper and deeper. Yeah Bother. Be every time he goes to a level, he finds out a new way they figured it out. because what they did was that they finally actually made a form of agreement kind of settle whatever what was going to happen. And when they finally went to go have the meeting where they were going to sign the contract to say, all right, this is a settlement. They just shut the franchise So then they just shut the franchise and they say, well, that's a franchise. It's got nothing to do with us. We're bricks and mini figs. You can't touch us. You bricks and minifigs. I mean, think about these. I' Maxi figs, right? These mini figs out here are doing incredible work, right? So they they decided to just like say we're franchised, which is what then they did. So they started pretending to be bricks and mini figs Bricks and minifigs would sue them back. It's a whole long process. So right now, go follow the saga That's what I would do because it's going back and forth. So right now they there's still no result. Well, Bricks and Mini fix has come out just said everybody's wrong, said that the lady that originally got rid of the franchise that they took over. They try to say that she defaulted on payments. She's saying that that's not that's horseshit. They stoen from her too. They know from everybody, this is all about Mormon egotism. All of this is Mormons not wanting to be incorrect about a thing because what Bricks and mini figs try to say in the very beginning was that, o Well, you made a contract with the franchisee, we don't do that that it doesn't matter, we can't do that. So it doesn't matter And it's like, but I have a contract in my hands So Does this exist or not? Is this a piece of fucking paper that I signed her or not? Is this a fucking contact that I fot put together or not? Yeah, right? 'Ccause it's a mat. 'cause you have to fucking go by the contract. but it doesn't matter. They don't think it doesn't matter ' because they know better than us because they're fucking suck off God through a fucking curtain every fucking week. And the police are corrupt. Of course they are there the' involved in it. Well, the police are Mormon. Wh they believe Is this in Utah? It's all in Oregon Oh, it's an Ogon. This is an Oregon, but it's still Mormons. Yeah yeah. It's all Mormons and it's a Mormon community and the cops are fighting for the Mormons versus investigating the crime because they are all embed with the religion And all of this is about that's the thing that no and again, that truly, if you look at the the material about this, there's not a single mention of the Mormon stuff. anywhere, much like every other article about Mormon criminals that I think is fascinating because no one really wants to talk about why it's going down. The reason why they're even fighting for this to begin with is because Mormons are always right and we are wrong Man. so their go fund mee already has two hundred fifty thousand dollars. Oh yeah, no, they're going to make a lot of money. And I'm also and I'm I'm not pumping a goo fund mee because we don't really do that, but ye I if you look at have curious about that is I mean like, well, if this then why not give up I don't know. I just use this money to fight them. I think that's what you should do. I think that's what that is what they are doing. But just know it is there bricks and many thingsig put out a statement. You can go to their website They are of course They're not guilty until proven guil. So we are obviously in that section. We you know, who knows, but I I know they're liars That's me And I can say what anything I want, they're better than us. Well, yeah, they think that we're all gonna die and go to hell and they're gonna die and go to heaven. We just had an incredible interview with Mormon influencer, ex Mormon influencer, Alysa Grenfeld that was like talking about this idea of like the little silly things that they talk about how their four hundred billion dollars slush fund is a rainy day. rain I sick of this cute shit you Mormons, you fucinking evil Mormons. just hoarding fucking money, stealing from people just trying to collect LegOos with their father. It is literally just the purest thing I think I could think of. They have decided that it should be theirs and it should not belong to him. and obviously they knew what to do with those Star Wars Legos and those father and son were wasting it by enjoying them This YouTuber, he's generated over ten million views talking about the situation. Get and he ended up getting swatted because of all of. Oh no, they're coming for him. They sued the Brickon Mini fix is suing him. Brickon Mini fix is coming hard for reckless Ben. So I again he seems like a fine young man And I think he's doing a good job. And I think that if you're comp weaponize YouTube, I like this. Yeah, I like this. This is a good way to weaponize YouTube because we're going up against something bigger than just a Lego selling company. This is about us versus God Ben is going to beat God. So this is about and I hope so. Oh Well there's another piece of shit in the news. Y. There's a guy that we haven't talked about yet, which I'm very surprised of myself to be honest with you that we ha't brought this guy up. but he's back in the news again and I'm not going to say his name wrong, but his name is Igor Lifinchuck. Oh, Igor Lifinchuck. I love this guy. He's from Covington, Washington and if you haven't noticed, he got in a lot of trouble for throwing a big old rock at a monk seal when he was in Maui. No I saw the video. He literally just sort of like like I love how he pretends to have his side of the story Yes No, he's since developed a side in the story, but it like blew up in Hawaii with this guy is a gigantic piece of shit. He got caught on camera throwing this giant rocket a monk seal. He barely missed it whichich is also the saddest thing in the world that like did but he also has bad aim. Yeah not only is a piece of shit, but he almost Yeah no, it's really and the monk seal obviously is a protected is a protected endangered animal in Hawaii. He claims he thought it was a sea lion trying to attack a turtle. is That's his claim. But that claim also came out weeks later after this video, he was caught on video that he told the woman who took the video. I have more I have so money that I can take the fine. It doesn't matter because I'm rich. Yes. He just wanted throw a thing at of an aquatic mammal So Haai took it amongst themselves And one of the locals, you don't fuck around Hawi. I don't know if people understand this or not. Haii not fucking around. Yeah, you don't fuck around Hawaii. You don't mess with the locals, you don't mess with the wildlife. They fuckking some dude found his ass the next day and beat the living shit out of him As he deserve camera. They could didn the guy who beat him, they didn't see his face So he was never caught. the u the sheriff said that they're not looking for him No. And so then you know, and so this guy he goes back to Washington and all when he gets back to Washington, they fucking arrest him as soon as he gets there, you know, the u guys they should. Yeah and he's going after an innocent animal that is literally just in its home. It's not like it arrived in your fucking hotel room. It is in its home Yes. And so now He is saying that he his life has since been destroyed. Oh no. is Maybe it' because he threw a fucking rocket at endangered animal on camera, You fucking idiot? Yeah, he claims that he's a fisherman and he loves turtles and he was protecting turtles. G yeah, you fucking idiot. Yeah You pick up the turtle. Yeah, so he pick up the turtle! It's slow This chel' super slow if you want to pick it up the move it supp place it's easy to do Yeah. But he was charged in violations of the Endangered Species Act and the Marine Mammal Protection Act and they are critically endangered species among seals, especially this one, this one they all knew her name and they loved her. But he has pleaded not guilty in court and if convicted, he faces a fine up to fifty thousand dollars Y. and then also another twenty thousand dollars fine other the marine Mammal Protection Act What's his name again? His name is Igor Lit Liten Chuck. Lor Litfin Chuck. Oh yeah, Egor Lit and Chuck. Hopefully, you never work again. Yeah, man, this guy fucking blows. his life is ruined. Yeah, as it should be because all you had to do is be like, oh my god, I'm drunk. I'm in a program Oh my god, I o my Godd I have a rage issue. I need to go to therapy. Yeah. Oh my Godd, I'm just o my Godd. I know what I was thinking. likeike these are all just samples guys. Oh God, what Oh, I wish I could take it all back Oh man, I don't Oh I thought it was a ugly woman. but this Oh my God. L there's so many other things he could have said. If he just said he thought it was a homeless man covered in kelp and he threw a rock at it, they'd would have applauded him You what be like if he just went and if he just did that But no, nobody has sympathy for you, dude. You're fucked. No, no, he is fucked. And this is the exact thing we should be doing to people like this. Shame his. shame him into Pred, makeake him pour And you know what? he probably is fine and he probably is rich and they're like this is the fucking attitude that people who are too rich have when they go visit places. They go to beautiful places to destroy them. They go to Hawaii and they think that just because they're on vacation, they can do whatever they want because they are on vacation and they have paid to go to Hawaii. Good on the National Oceanic and atmospheric administration who fought and sought to arrest him when he ca back to the Seattle area. honestly, this they fuc and nailed it. They took it very seriously. Honestly, I hope that this guy gets the top fucking punishment and just like and you know what Beat his ass again. Dude, fuck's He obviously has not learned his lesson. No. So I feel like he is going to unfortunately reoffend. I think that he's going to do now especially that he's going to be so butt hurt after something like this. I can almost guarantee he's going to reoffend doing something just as obnoxious. And when he does, hopefully there'll be a group of people there to beat him again. God, I hope he gets divorced. I hope Oh you know never talk to him again. I think he hs everything. becausecause you could see him becoming as he's like, I'm not owned Like you could see him just be like angry that he got caught and angry that everybody's coming down on him. Yeah that will hopefully force him to do something that'll put him in real jail. When I look at a guy like this, I'm like, oh, there's no chance that anyone tells this guy I love you. No one has ever been like No one loves this. I'm so glad you're here, Igor. Yeah ye. You know, He' never heard that Oh my Godd, Igor. What we do without you? keep mailing him shit As they show. Oh yeah, yeah, no, he's getting harassed. Yeah, they literally mailing him shit. So, you know, I'm sure his address is on the internet somewhere, if people keep mailing him shit you get him My want to say that, go get him. you know whatever. You just send him stuff. Yeah, I know. I mean, well, you know, If you don't, it's fine too, But you know, if you do Who cares? Make sure it's gross.. So we got there's another fucking animal attack on this thing. This was one of those that's just more out of the movie. Ever seen the movie Equis No You ever see it with u's his name? ifs not the fat guy from Harry Potter? What's his name? That was on the play? When a Har when um Harry Potter showed Dong. Oh, you saw that player. I saw a little penis. You saw his penis. Yeah. How was it? British But you know, it was a good play. It was very it was it was very cool. The original I want to see it myself. I I'll show you a picture of Daniel Radcliff's penis. Hell yeah. It's actually probably just on here. T. people I'm sure people stuck some pictures. Daniel Radcliffe Penis. thank you. use it on here. Please got you. Yeah. Thankk you. Yeahah. safe search is off It's right there. Where is it? Yep. I don't see it.. Yeah because it's just far away. Oh, that's a good dog It's a healthy dog Whaty does he have to touch the horse Why is he with the horse? with the horse? This is different In the movie So in the show slash movie, now we're just looking at naked a naked man. Now we're just looking at the frozen pictures. they're adding to his penis and those o, why did they do the butt hole shot? Get this out of here. Get this stuck out of here. Why did he get over like that on stage? I love God. Harry Potter did this. Why did he show the audience love Daniel Oh. G this out. I wish that every grown up child star just shows their cock on stage. I just was a co I did not know about the Tan and asshole. Theatronus. Well, all right, well, speaking of this That's amazing. Equ play Equist the boy blinds a bunch of h looks like Dobby Please don't beat me restter? so. Is this one dly committed suicide? Yes L little ears. That's when he got circumcised, that's all they chopped off. There's two side ears. chop up Thank Daniel. Yeah, I do love you. You're doing really well, then. I think it's gonna be okay. Swiss Army Man was incredible. We all liked it. Yeah. So in Equis, this boy blinds a bunch of horses and then the whole things about his like relationship, this weird pseudo sexual relationship he has with these horses and the psychiatist and, blah blah blah. Right? It's hilarious Oh my God laugh off minute. When he pulled his pants down and he went, No there's a salt Lick Equis. That was the whole audience said it at once. It's like Rocky Hor Picture show. Yeah, the tagline was N means N. Yeah it's so. That's disgusting. So this story is about a teenage girl who did something very similar. Now this was in a barrel race in La Vegas. La Vegas. I don't know what barrel racing is Is that like when someone's on their hands and the other person's holding their feet? That's a real barrel. I'm close. I'm close. Yeah, the horse is on the horse you pull up a horse's hooves and you drive it by its deick. run around barrel. Oh they run around barrels. easy. So yeah yeah, that's why I mean, it's better than the rodeo, I guess. I guess it's a part of the rodeo probably This teenager was apparently like super creepy. they haven't named her yet But she was super creepy and a lot of the parents were saying around Sarah. Tatiana. Tatiana's the worst stabber Hot seeian a horsebricker So Tatiana Horsebricker was over in her She was walking around with the various competitition. Now a lot of people said the Tatiana horsebricker was not super good at barrel racing Yeah and that she apparently only finished for the qualifying match like twenty three out of twenty five and there was some talk about whether or not she did this as a way to sabotage the other horses So Tatiano went into the stables and stabbed three horses. J know, we don't know whether or not the horses were stabbed because if they were stabbed anywhere but the trunk Really? Yes, because if they have any emerg, anything done to their extremities I guess they have to just honestly, Eddie, I have no idea I heard a broken leg, you got to kill a horse. Side stories L POTL at gMl d. com whyy are we killing these horses is so willilly nilly? gigantic. It could take a stab. Can we not put a horse on a in a wheel? Tin knife did she use And I don't think you can't put a horse on a wheelchair. That's a big wheelchair. But I'm saying there's gott be like put a horse on a cart, right? Can't there be a horse on a cart? I think that's really hard. Can't horses just sit on their bellies? If a horse falls on you, you die. But if a horse is on his belly and then you just flip it back and forth, if you just make sure it's on even sides We don't know whether or not the horses were what they were stabbed with, but they were stabbed. A lot of them they say it's a knife. They definitely use a knife. Okay. So they were all stabbed and she they think partially was just because she didn't want to race that day. And she was afraid that she was going to get rapped. Thats she was going to get lapped by all the other people. but I could also be Plum crazy. Yeah, she seems like a psychopath. Well, ye, either way, it's not as real rational. stab a horse for no reason, you're a psychopath. Also, you know, I would say a reasonable response would be if you feel that you're not getting the results you want from your competitive like sport. Practice harder. Yes Yeah That's what I would say before you stab all the other horses, That's me. onlyn just because I'm super not into stabbing horses. Also just getting there Is the is the part of the prize? Dude. You're there. you're You're top twenty five. here, you could barrel rice better than most people in America. There's thousands of barrel rice. happappy about that. You're in the top twenty five. You celebrate it. This is an Angola prison rodeo. You're fucking in Vegas. People paay tickets to see you. Are you a Spaniard princess? Why do you need to be the quQeen of horses? Tadian a horsebicker? Even if you come in last, you're still a horse barrow rider. Stay home Well you know what? Not anymore, though because now that you stab these horses, you're officially on my naughty list. And I don't think you should be allowed to go back, but that's just me. That' just one humble broadcaster's opinion, you know? And maybe that's maybe she just needs a timeout. Yeah, well she joined the, you know, maybe they should stab her and she should be in the dehanced gam. See how fast that pitch could go around a barrel. Ghosting are fucking so bad now. so bad dude. Did you see that guy doing anti gravity pushups? No There was one guy like held his hands and then he did like push upps in mid air and and it's like Now what? Yeah What does that do for you? Nothing, right? Oh man. are still gonna fucking die of a brain aneurysm from all your fucking' peptides? Oh my God Call me a squirrel Be I'm covered in acorns. That's right. So many people are focused on where their money is today and accorns is the financial wellness app that cares about where your money is going tomorrow. 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I don't know. likeike what do you mean like? Yeah, what the fuck are we talking about? you inventing animals? Yeah screworms? You have like a thing called like a mumma tuba or like a Oh, it's called it's called a slat.. Yes, yes, it's a sloth goat. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah mean go like, dude, fucking I don't believe anything you're saying about these screwworms. If you don't know what the animal it was in Yeah. If you don't know what animal it is, you don't know what a screwworm is. It's a goat or't like it. It's not a cat. Yeah. It's somewhere between a bison And a cat. It' Swhere between the two. It's goat like. It's goat like. Itat. by meaning it has legs like a goat does and it has eyes like a goat does. But that's really all I can compare it in that way ' it has fins like a goat doesn't and wings like a goat doesn't So they're worried about this outbreak getting too close to America, obviously because it once it gets into the cattle, we're kind of fucked. The USDA estimates that a screwworm incursion could inflict one point eight billion dollars in damage in the lone star state alone Srew little screww So scre little screw. I mean, I don't know, man. This is gonna be tough. Maybe it's time to eat less beef. Honestly, I really hope I feel like the screworm is a good time for all of us to like sit back and be like, you know what? mayaybe we should Follow Chick Fil's advice here and eat more chicken. You know what el I'll say? We'll just see how this all shakes out In twenty twenty eight when we see Budaja screwm rununning for president in the United States of America. and honestly, I'm fine with the screworm because the screwworm made it from the bottom. now they're here. That's right. And that's such a huge get. goodood work on your screworm. hustling. That's the hustle culture showing. It's bringing you to America. and that's what we love about immigrants coming here. Yeah. Well that's where the whole thing is it's like hardwking people making America great g. And then you know, and just and so we've blocked all cattle imports from Mexico for a year Done Yeah, so that'll solve it. Hey, I didn't even know why we were talking about it the problem can solve it. Except I think I'm sitting on the screw room right now. We have really sad news Is it more sad news? No, I think it's time. Oh well before I want to give a little bit of good news and then I'll get into the sad news All right It's a little bit of yeah,ah a little bit of good news There's a good a good No it is nice screw worm. it is nice. but in honor of our episode. we just recently had episode six sixty six come out. We A Tom Levay and I can't help but think that we have a piece, you know, I feel like it's we do things on the show and then the week after thingsings happen And I don't know if we got anything to do with it or not Alligator Alcatraz, Alligator Pelicin shutting down. We shut it down. Yeah. And now that was us. And now bus certainly not all the activists. Yeah ye, yeah yeah it was us. Well, I know I'm just saying like it's it's a interesting It's interesting. It' interesting. But bus route six sixty six is now going back to hell. That's right. in Poland, there was a bus route that goes to a town called Hell HEL And it was always bus route six hundred six six, but now they changed it to bus route sixty nine because everyone scared. Yeah ye. So some guy went in there and he's like, you know what? I want it back to be six sixty six And they changed it back six six six goes back to hell. Shout out to Poland, shout out to hell, shhout out to six six six. Wow Yeah, w, that's wow, they can really just change that one thing, huh? Yeahep. They can show P polland there, you know, they're surprisibly better than us. Well just on that one thing. Yes. And speaking of a highway to hell. still a segue. I just want to just say Eddieve we've obvestly made a lot of fun here, but I think it's important for you to send I lost Tutsy yesterday. pooor girl, she finally passed away. I loved her with all my heart. She's such a good baby and it was definitely ' time. we We have toent to the backrooms. Can I honest say, which is hest say great for C G for Cain pixels. He's I'm big shhout out to Kaine. Can I ask and I don't want to be I want to be as sensitive as possible about this because I know it's you're very sad. It's We did let them keep the vagina. Yes. because they work so hard on it. My other question is that did it have to be done with a silver bullet? Oh Like, did you have to remove her head and then put garlic in the head and burn the head separate? Well we did, what we did was we gave her the normal, you know sed and then we gave her the extra anesthesia that, you know, takes them out eventually and stoped breathing. And thenntil she was like, I like it. give me more. Yeah. She's like, this is great. This is the first meal I've enjoyed in months. Yeah, she got lactic. Yeah. Yeah yeah. And so the doctor' like, we don't usually have to do this, but then they fucking, they brought out the silver bullet and you're like. And then they shot her and then the craziest thing happened turned into a woman We're like, well like what? It just like all this otherd old just like beautiful naked woman. Okay. Just like in the Yeah vet's office ye. Is there were like Totsy? was like I done. And then and then she turned in the dust. Oh, you had this hot naked woman in your houseess h all fucking time. She's cross Julie get instantly jealous and then relieved? Yeah, it was one of those. Thank you for And then Julie's like, Forget what those breatasths look like. You forget But honestly was it was a long journey with Totsy. We had her for almost five years, four years, three months. It was honestly You took an amazing care of her. You know the dog, you know, she was barely a dog for the last year, but she was the sweetest kindest baby. We took a wonderful nap yesterday. We like I put it away we went skin to fur. and we had a nice long nap. And she got to see the Grand Canyon. She got to see the Grand Canyon. which she was always wanting to. She got to finish the Martin Scorsesee documentary. That's huge before Julie Well we watched it together yesterday and then at the end, she's like, about kill this at the flower boone. I'm like, Tutsie, I think that one's a little too long even for you. Yeah. I So she showown her silence. She know silence. She was there. She was. She was during the filming. Yeah during the story, the original story. Yeah. She was there. take that police and put in the ocean she making denounceces. Damn, Totsie, you fucking fall real. Oh yeah, but yeah, I love Totsie. I love her so much. I cried way more than a b big man should cry yesterday. And I will see you on the other side, old girl. And if there is a afterlife, you were already in it. Yeah, that's the name I think she'd already been there. But we love you Tutsi. I love you.joy. Last piece of my mom. Yeah Well no, no, that's wrong. My aunt My mom get her. You know what I mean? but your aunt's not your mother She didn't belong to your mother, you know?. Well. Well, in truly more important news In an update to last week's question I'm sorry about this guysy. Oh wait, before we move on In honor Totsy's last wishes for for you to come to Phoenix this weekend so I could sell out the show. If you love if you love Totie at all, you would come to the desert Ridge imp Prov on Sunday and see me Amber and Julie perform live because like, you know, and she's like say, please tell them to on' fly in, tell them to come in from all parts of the world And celebrate. This is gonna to be Tutsi's funeral. It's real. He's bringing her body. Yeah, we're gonna shoot her out of a cannon at the end which is what they like in Phoenix. That's the only thing they like is a dead dog there. It's only me laugh at it. You pull out a dead dog, it's a coll. I's just clos her. All right, takeake her picture of this clos.. Well Well than thankfully. It brings us to the most important topic of the day, which is last week I asked for And very hastily didn't think about it. In honor of Grogu blowing himself throughout the entire movie. I asked for evidence that sucking your own dick is real. Yeah And let's just say it' ser another one. You got another one U I gotta say I've not really regretted something as much in a while, only just because Like I'm as I'm as open minded San Francisco as you get, right? We dont have talented fans. I love I love everybody. I am the most fucking like truly, I'm down with women's lib. I am all about every kind of suucking fucking. I think it's all great Nothing has made me feel more like a Christian senator than reading these emails Because some of these, I'm just like, wow. I just didn't understand of a genre sucking your own dick is how big of it is all pervasive against all through all gay porn Yeah about how it's it's not only common but liked and it's a fetish and it happens all the time. And not only that, but I'd say solid twelve percent of our audience has done it or can do it or continues to do it. It's easier to do if you still have your force skin. Apparently it's like a strke 'causeuse you suck on the top and you pull it in like it's like like you're frost. You're reeling in a giant fish. Okay, so here we go. let me just go through some of these emails. Okay Here we go. Here we go. Autohilatio. Oh hoy, thirty one year old highly flexible trans woman Ohoy. I've been able to self suck when I was younger and I can confirm it's possible. Numbere one. right going to share my personal experience. When I was a teenager, I discovered I was the right combination of flexible and skinny enough and undoubed enough to get about two inches into my own mouth As Henry alluded to was much more like sucking dick than getting her dick sucked, I can only really describe it as trying to tickle yourself. There was no pleasure gained, and the discomfort of both being stretched and folded onto yourself and having a penis in your mouth meant that there was no way I was ever going to get myself there. That said, I was a dumb teenager and I figured I would just need to give it a few tries, so it wasn't a one time thing My usual method was laying on my back and then bringing my hips up to my face while keeping my shoulders and neck flat on the bed or floor. Another method was sitting on the edge of the tub or similar and craning my upper body down. I tried it probably five or six times before I fullally gave up and in retrospect, I'm extremely thankful no one ever walked in on me someone send here several driver's licenses. all theseese are all redacted. probably like ten different redacted driver's license. What? A peopleople just sending in their driver's license, with all of the information blacked out just to prove that they're sending a driver's license U hereere's have to do is suckking your own dick. Just to say I'm a person that sucks its own dick. Here's my driver's license. I suck my own dick. Oh wow. so they want to be like on a government registry. And they're on. I send a I send a write to Steve Miller guys. So here's a hereere's a nextck. this one's brutal. I dated a man who had ostogenesis imperfecta ly referred to as brittle bone disease by dumb bitches like me This genetic disease affects your collagen production and causes your bones to break super easily This man had steel rods in both legs and at twenty six had lost count of how many fractred he'd suffered after two hundred, not including all the bones he'd broken during his own birth I make hella sucking your own dick jokes And he'd always look a little embarrassed when I did. Till that a month in dating When he finally said to me, I can do that, you know