Corrections and Clarifications on Recent Jokes

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Leg L These are the stories of one man's descent into the bowels of the internet and his courageed to take on the most dangerous people on Earth YouTube commenters Recorded every Thursday after the audience has left Studio HG and witnessed only by scattered members of the late night staff and crew This is Corrections, the podcast ions. episode one hundred and seventy four Week of Monday, may eleventh, twenty twenty six So I was a little down last week It it showed Wondered if I could even lift my spirits up high enough to do this again thoughtought I might not be able to Then I decided to break glass in case of emergency Went over to my bathroom mirror and said the words, The incantation. I went Bckle juice, buckle juice, buckle juice And he's back, baby. He's back Yeah, he's back And I know Candyman's the one you say three times into Aira, but I don't care because Mkey's back And by the way, other people have noticed how much the air has come out of this without buuck. someomeone, not knowing that Buck would be back this week, wrote continuing corrections after Buck left is like those last few weird seasons of the office Someone wrote, You don't do an autopsy on an animal. You do a necropsy Well, you can call it whatever you want, Cynthia, you still have to pick up your son from the sleepover We're going to do playouts. we're going do voices. We're gonna do all this stuff that's been playing into dead air because bucks back. U The nec Cropsy, I think I'm probably saying it wrong, Who cares? The Nccropsy correction came because I said Pizzerat is dead Someone wrote in, rats normally live one to two years. But some can live five, though I doubt Pizzeraat was hitting the highigher end of the life expectancy What with all the pizza healthy diet. Oh, we talked about what sex pizzarette was and how, you know I'd always assumed he was a man and somebody who wrote pizza at was not a man or a woman because u isn't a human pizza rte was a rat or a fee rat Kind of forgot you could still strike out with Buck here Someone's a little out of practice It is fewer children, not less children. Whatever you say, just get ' them theut of a house Trump said the White House used to be aite House. I took issue with that. saying the expression ole. JohnM Joh O'Me, excuse me took me aside and said, you know, I hate to give you a note, but he goes, we call it house all the time. That's my wife and her family alwaysways sa house. And so I called up Liz, John's wife And And I asked, Is that what you call it? And she said, you'd call it. I wrote this down because I wanted to get it right You'd call it House two if you saw the way John left it John's birthday over the hiatus, and John is very sweet I asked him how he was spending his birthday. And he said he was spending it with his family. Or as he calls them, Katie and the other ones Buucky' back so we're playing the heads You know, I looked in the mirror to summon Buck But everybody here should look in the mirror And ask why fifty of you couldn't make up for one buck. Whatever you call your laughs, Bes's raspy laugh Sounds like the last cough of the engine of a model T The way Reist has the solitary haa To let us all know, I got that one I hope that that Burn doesn't rattle Reese on the set of the movie he wrote O And look, I know it's not a regular thing Buck's just back for one week You know, I know this High is not going to laugh. I know right now I'm just Robert De Niro in A two of Awakenings Soon, I'll be back to my catatonic self But I'm gonna enjoy the party world. L Buckyies back. Backy' back, Bucky' back I had a joke last week where I said I Googled mail sperm. A lot of people said, you don't have to put mail. Do you not know how sperm works? Well I do now? Be I Googled it A chainsaw would never fit in a garbage disposal, you said, but I do believe if you tried, it would sound like RFK junior Surprised how many people said pineapple and pizza is in fact good. And you know what Who am I to judge? Pe like what they like People want to eat pineapple and pizza, That's fine You know what I mean Jeffrey Dahmer ate a dude I said Trump had the Michelin man's posture. A posture, said a Jackal, is how you sit or stand. Trump has horrible posture slouching all the time, but the Michiony man has great posture. So always standing up what Michelan sorry, what Trump has is the Michelan man's physique Also then it was added a Bndum is the original and official name of the Michelin man, which comes from the Latin nunk est the bendum which is Latin for now is the time to drink. And let me just say French man. They And now is the time to drink was the slogan for. thing you put on a car. Um had a cloud bob U on Amber says, What Hereere were the hurtful things that people called my cloud Bob Cloud Bob Ross and Sid showow Cloud pub Someone wrote in Gorillas don't cry. Has anyone told them Jane Goodall died U Paul Revere did not say the British are coming. He said the regulars are coming at the time the colonists considered themselves British as well Also I said the Queen's English this week. It is no longer referred to as the Queen's English because there's a king now. U It's the King's English And I didn't realize this there's a ceremony when it transitions from Queen's English to King's English, which is the new king has to put his mouth over the corpse of his dead mom and suck it out Imagine if he wasn't here right now I'd be doubting myself Instead, I'm downning the rest of you By the way, when I say Queen's English, I don't mean the way like posh British people talk. I mean Qeen's New York. I mean the way Mets fans talk Like the Queen's English to me is like, these teams got no chemistry He's speaking the queens The Chinese don't bow the Japanese do Apologies And I'm going to say it like that, shoe, not the way you want me to say it The game is up Aim is up Game is up. What did Sherlock Holm say when the Viagra kicked in Sherock Sherlock wouldn't say the game is a fooot. because he would use the metric system some someone wrote that it The game is Point point three zero four eight meters I wantanna thank Anthony and Mike. this is a true story. We have a late night softball team And this is this is the the team logo in Jersey. The Jackals U And the great thing about the Jrackals is we don't score less runs than the other team. We score fewer. So great Last week, I was so down on corrections I wouldn't have done it again this week for a million dollars But I do it for a bck See you after and you'll see me after a hiatus epodes of Crections, subscribe to the Late Night podcast wherever you get your podcasts. and to watch Corrections with all the exciting visual references you missed hear, subscribe to the Late Night withith Seth Myeyers YouTube channel