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We are taking over. It is rated triple R, it is un censored. We got a lot of stuff planned and one of our excited about having our house band is Bad Santa and the Angry Elves . Big Country is going to do a couple songs for you. We also got Tyler King, the kid the autistic kid that was in here a couple of weeks ago that can sing like a, I mean is amazing. He's gonna perform. We also got Jeff Howell and we got a bunch of other stuff playing a living of Denmark and a live Daisy Del Toro who will not be uncensored. She can say whatever she wants and if he cuts me off before ten minutes, I'm gonna be mad. Okay, he's gonna be mad she's gonna be mad. We won't cut her off at all. How's that sound? I won't cut off at all. I would like that Russia show her little respect. L Iike put work into this. Yeah, you're face for country country guy, put effort. I'm putting effort. Face four. All right, now it's time for the King of Denmark Randolmes to make his daily proclamation. shoot, my winner . Okay . Here's time for the daily proclamation from the King of the Davish nation, let's always king oh peace Oh yeah . Denmark but you buy that mortgage guy dawn from that mortgage guy dan dot com more on that later . I am having a week, man. It has just been like one of those weeks where I can't win. Okay. Why? It's just like from me thinking I had a colonoscopy this week to like various other things . I do a lot of Facebook marketplace deals . I don't not just a window shopper like Angel. Okay, I'm in the streets making Facebook marketplace . I came really, really close to pulling a trigger on a transaction. Yeah, it can look totally horrifying. But it's really it is very willy nilly and the problem is like I buy a lot of stuff only while I'm drinking . That's the thing. And so like, like I almost never buy anything for myself on a day to day basis. But if you throw back a couple of mom waters, which I have to drink now because they got rid of dad waters and I'm gonna die on this hill, bring back the dad waters. The mom waters they're okay, but it feels weird to drink a Sarah. What's a dad water? Dadwat's they were like uncarbonated tequila drinks that had various flavors. Dadwater. Justin' that guy. I guess a lot of people didn't want to drink a drink called Gary. We have someone coming in next week that has some sort of a drink thing like that where you can get like grown up drinks in a can kind of thing . Because this hard lemonade like hard lemonade? It's I think they're tequila based , kind of they're like flat white claws basically because I'm tired of fizzy things like white claws because I'm getting a little bit older. I got the acid reflux now which I'm pretty sure my wife gave to me because she had it and, sud thendenly I have acid reflux. So it worked. That's how it works. I yell at her every night. I go, this is your fault. You gave me acid reflux. Ryan , I discovered through discovery . Ryan, discovery. She discovered the discovery. She discovered that the best way is to take fresh strawberries , a little bit of lime juice , a little bit of triple sec, tequila delto, of course. Yeah. And some ice and make it into a slushy at home. Oh, that sounds good. Super healthy. No, you're having your fruits. How does that help his acid reflux? I don't know what I like. It's gonna fix it. No, it sounds like a fake problem I've had in this whole week I have fixed you. It sounds like a fantastic drink. It's like a remedy, man. Sure. And I felt energetic. Sounds like an elixir. Sounds like a medical drink. Does it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You need to give it a name . Well, they said I can't say it on the radio . Okay . Oh, okay. But I didn't need to give it a name you can say she can say just the letter Just F T Bucket. Oh yeah or it F it got it by two things she's like waiting for affirmation for us like yeah, we got you. She's like, No, no, no, it's affirming it's best. I like that the FCC is like a dog. If you just spell it, it's like it doesn't know . I like that. Yeah. Okay, well cool. Well , do you a lot of drunk shopping, Daisy? Actually, my worst is when I'm hungry shopping. That's the worst, but drunk shopping , you know what I do when I'm drunk Ryan? What's that? It's gonna be really fun. Oh boy. They're ready to dump this. It's your fault, Brian. It's getting away from me. You asked. I know. What are we doing? When I get drunk, what I do is I look up funny videos. So every time you guys see me putting up funny videos for my stories when I'm already drunk. 'Cause that's when I think they're funny. Okay . Like when I'm not drunk, I don't think they're funny. When I'm drunk . How you like my wife? I think they're funny. Gotcha. 'Cause I get that deeper humor. Okay. I know. So if you're gonna send Daisy a D pick, just wait 'til she posts a story of a funny meme and then she'll like the picture but then she'll be laughing at laughing and you're waiting. Cool. What do you mean, wait? I didn't even know they were so cool. Can I show you one without showing on the camera? No, I don't want to see your One of them is really cool. And I told them I'd talk about it on the radio I'm not gonna sing somebody Spanish now . Now we're involved in a public kink so you know, dude, it is very nice but I looked at your profile. It looks like you're married. I'm just saying. I mean, the book is more than a girl, just Ayan . But anyway, it is very nice. I see why she went for marriage. It was a very marriable one . You know what I mean? No. I really don't know what you're being. You don't know many girls because it's good sex ? No, you're talking about D pigs . So I marry men because they have good penis. Okay , you're talking dude. Ryan',s your it fault. You took her down there. Exactly. You're talking to us like we comprehend what happens. She's gonna be driving the bus right now. I was talking about online shopping and suddenly and we're talking about a stranger's death. So this would happens with days. This is why I don't prepare people like why do you guys think your wife's married? You guys think your wife's married you for something else? I think my wife would still marry me if I had a subpart D. No, she would have. I think she would. Frazy Ryan? No. Frazy Ry, right? I think the only reason she went back to you is because you gave it to her good in high school and she missed you, even married a different Ryan 'cause she was thinking of yours. Me and my wife Me and my wife never actually hooked up in high school . What? Oh, so she was dreaming of it. Like I did like when I see them, I'm like just did a lot of over the pant stuff, but like also she didn't know. See? Oh, you had her good then you had her good. Oh, I can rub some jeans. I see that. Maybe scissoring a little like . Okay, this is gonna get you want to play in the deep end of the bowl. This is what you get. Right, and I'm just telling you the psychology of why your wife went back to you and married you . And the reason all the women marry you guys is 'cause you're doing it right. Thank you. You know what I mean? We don't marry you guys for other stuff. Like we're too smart unless we're gold diggers, but there's not a lot of those. The gold diggers are different. Right. You know what I mean? But we are digging for the tools that can keep us alive until we die. Ryan, this is your segment. You can take over anytime you want to. Appreciate this buddy. You just gotta let us sit there and talk about wieners for ten minutes. This is why she gets pulled off stage. Okay. Don't pull me off the stage . It's three dudes. A lot of effort into my comedy. Three dudes. Much like it was on the bus, three dudes and she wants to talk about DNA to three guys. But we don't you guys don't like that? No competitive , we don't want to talk about dude's wieners . But it's like I was on the Brubus and I didn't want you to pay for a guy to strip on the Bruce Bus which is ninety five percent dude. Okay I changed our topic. I went to the strip club again . Oh Jesus . I really did. I remember last year. Last Thursday I was sad because I hadn't touched any for two months. Remember? Oh, that's right. Yeah. So I went to the strip club. And just so you guys know, there were a lot of new girls I'd never seen in my life. Oh, they were I bet they knew you though when you walked in didn't they? Yeah, some of them were from Venezuela. Oh, really ? I was shocked to see Venezuelan. Well, they're pretty. They're different. They're pretty and all you know my title in my head is the words of the Amy the therapist. How she like nailed this dead onball stone. Oh yeah. How come you guys heard this and I didn't hear that? I heard that she said I'm normal . Again , I called this. You could ask the guys. I was like, this is laughing. This is because that's not what she said before you can say I'm normal? No. She said due to your back story, you're perfectly normal. Well, for your backstory, but your backstory was most people with my backstory become porn stars. You know this, right? That's what she was saying. See, I didn't even do that . So I'm totally fine. No, no, no, but again, your thrill is pushing the sexual and then seeing people re act that gives you the pop that you want and then you keep then you'll find the next pop . Then I go home to that place that I have any place and I'm satisfied. Yeah, then you go back to your flop house. Yes . Whishy stores all her dildo stuff. Yeah. Hey, Ryan, how's it going? TOD. If you want a house to store your dildoes in, that mortgage guy Don from that mortgage guy Don can help you out. You want to find the man in the boat? Don't miss the quote, compare to the boat. That's an angel. He doesn't even prepare a segment where you can't run a daily daisy tree. He does and prepare. He just can't he just brings up the word boobs and then take a daisy. I don't do this on purpose. The promise by about ten , fourteen , Daisy's like six shots deep and she's like a wild bronco that you can't control. So I come up with a basic idea fully knowing full well going right to her . It's going to go left in some direct ion that I can't even prepare for. So yeah, I don't I don't sit and write for a fifteen minute bit on a Thursday. No , I do not. Or Wednesday. But you know, I'm a sapiosexual person , right? Did you know that right? What does that mean? What's Sapio separate? I think I'm a sapio sexual. Why else would it talk about sex? What's Sapio? What is it ? There's more people like me than anybody else. What does that mean? Sapio sexual I don't know. It means that you fall in love with people who have intelligent brains. Oh , you just said you fall in love with wieners . But literally take five minutes. But after I talked to the brain, so you only like smart men. I like smart men winers. What nice winners? They have to be pictured good. Like I don't like the ugly ones on . So about that house thing you're talking about that mortgage guy down for that mortgage guy down to join the mortgage guy, I'm thinking about it. Like I give money to people who want to buy houses and support his business . Like people can get loans from me to get their houses. Wouldn't that be cool? Nope 'cause that would ruin my sponsor that mortgage guy don't for that mortgage guy dot I'd give him more money so he can help see this business. That's what I said. Okay, that's what I said. That's what she said. That is clearly what she said. Yeah. He said it wrong. And he does, yeah. He does his own small business loans. He locks more. You can check out the show on Saturdays from nine to ten thirty here on real radio. It's awesome. It's a lot of fun. For some reason he sponsors this still please keep sponsoring it . Don't miss the book of Par quote with that Morguy guys done and so it shall be. You can leave a message right now. Click on the microphone and leave a message. We'll play those in the next couple segments. We'll get to know Daisy a little bit more when we come back go, don any'wthere're l.ist Youening to the the march in morning. Don't miss the boat Nine o'clock. Savannah's got all written down like when we're doing everything . I think Savannah and Angel are getting into a boat in the marsh with one hundred fif andty some odd gators around nine o'clock in the middle yeah a party. Then we got the that line. What's that the zip line? You got the zip line thing going and Amber Nova's never done that before. So yeah, we're calling doing lines with the latest. Yeah, we got Amber and Angelique and Baisy all doing the zip line and then we've got a beer of the week, a special beer of the week because they've got a beer garden out there now Angel. So they're gonna be able to kind of debut and we get to preview their two new beers from Gaterla. Yeah, they've got two specialty brews specific for their their locations, which is really cool. Yeah. And I'll be on by the way, I want to think Fox thirty five. They're going to come out and video and film, I guess, live for their morning show over at Fox thirty five. So that's that's pretty cool as well. So that's all tomorrow at Gaterland. And then next Friday a big show, man. I'm pretty excited about it. You know, it's the it's a live show out of the Mel Dora Music Hall and Daisy, you know, you got a good solid ten minutes. I'll give you ten minutes, whatever you want. Grass yes. You got it. Because I was concerned if you cut me off, it's like I put all this effort and then I even cut it down in half. Okay, well I won't cut you off and once again it's uncensored so you can say whatever you want. I will I will strap myself to my chair so I can't get up and get you. How's that sound? No, but you have signals with your hands. I've seen you when you're like, hey , I've seen you before. And listen, I get a little controlling. I know. I get it. Yeah, I've seen you. Yeah, I see you . But you know what? It's worked out okay. Talking about controlling, can I be controlling? Of course. Okay, so I'll bring it to you now buddy. That's okay. So here's what I was thinking. I was thinking, you know, 'cause I love, you know, charitable activities and things like that. And we just talked about you letting me have a table to put the tequila. Yeah, yeah, we got to promote the best tequila in the world. So I was thinking, why don't we do it like in combination with your charity ? They become the Carla Kancer screen fund. I have some monster fans who are willing to volunteer and they're like super excited . They want to make this F buckets that we talked about. Oh Fit buckets. Yeah, that's it. Oh, he's here when you say it. Effit buckets, okay? Yeah, effect buckets and they want to make them. But I think it'd be cool if like the monster fans they buy these buckets. So it's like a drink that it's in a little bucket or something . It's in a little bucket , but it has like it has a punch and it has lemonade and it has fresh lime juice and of course tequila. The best tequila in the world? Yes. And it's always like a really yummy drink that they can have while they're hanging out with us, taking photos outside before they go into the actual comedy and everything else . What about all of those funds one hundred percent would go to your charity and bu Iy'll all the stuff. Like I'll buy everything that it takes to make the drinks, they're gonna volunteer and then all of that goes The hot Mexican ladies that you had where is the outfit ? Forget hot people, how about we bring like hot people? Forget the hot girls . We'll have Tony Morgan. How many people are afraid ? Why did you say forget the hot girls? We'll have Tony Morgan. You said that's not what I just said. Daisy. What do you have to know is ugly people will do anything for me? Words inside my mouth. Don't do it. Odd people are expensive . Ugly people, basically, they pay you to be there Daisy, I think Ryan. That's a wonderful idea. I don't know what we were talking about sales of alcohol, though. I don't know where the I'd have to ask the people in Mount Dora. I appreciate it. It sounds like a great idea if they made special drinks. I bring my own poor people to do work for me. No, they're volunteers who out of their kindness inside their soul and hearts. They have those . That's a fancy way to say they're poor. Yeah. What do you describe poor tonight's not poork. Why are you just described as slavery? What do you think? Okay, let me ask you because angels usually good at bouncing this stuff off. So okay they want as a charity thing. She wants to provide all the stuff and have and people for the charity want to mix it and make it a drink and then people can give donations for the drink. I think it's an awesome fantastic brilliant idea in this specific event though we do have a business partner there. Yeah and that and they're celebrating and so we would be taking we would be hurting a part of the deal with but then they could be bore and then work for me. But I think Daisy, I think I think we should actually debut that in and whatever our next event is that we don't so they're making drinks for money. Yes, yeah. Yeah, people huge part of it. The reason they're having us there is 'cause our people drink a lot. Yeah, so that's how one of the ways they're making they're actually adding more floating bars to accommodate our audience. Yeah. So what if our ladies who are volunteering for the tequila do it at the bar and it's fifty fifty? Well, I don't know. We can't get away from them. Yeah. That's out of our heart. People economics work . Okay, well usually I just show up and then I'm snuck Daisy, I think it's an absolutely brilliant idea. I think we should like take it. Let's put put it it, you know, in our back pocket and the very next event that we do, whether it's the car show or whether it's a make a big deal to debut that there because it's an absolutely anything else in my back. I love the idea that dollar bills. Yeah because if I do tequila free tasting, then it's still taken out a little bit away from their business unless we do like tiny tequila. Well, that's what they want you to do a little tiny little sample sample. They get the drinks. The last thing I want to do is upset the people at Mount Dora because they' ve been so nice to us. You know, so good to us. We don't want to we don't cause agree. Let's not make them mad. That time I assaulted the woman in a bathroom in Mandora . Oh , I did not assault her. She liked it I did not assume I've heard guys say that before. I didn't assult her shoes. She said a country boy had tied her up somewhere in the middle of the woods the day before . So I'm pretty sure what I did to her was nothing. She was probably disappointed. That's probably right. You know what I mean? No, I don't know what you mean. That was in that small bar, right? We went to that . It was called something dog. Big dog saloon. The big dog saloon. That's right. That's right. In the bathroom she took you in the bathroom . That's she thank, you for saying that. She took me in there . And she's the one that was like, Daisy, I am literally just like you. And I was like, how much of it are you? And then you know, that's why I remember I was standing there with you and she said, Hey, Daisy, come to the bathroom with me. And then you can't make it. You won't believe what she did to me in the bathroom. Well, I did it. But she asked for it. Yeah, she asked for it. Yeah. And then she asked for it by what she was wearing. Ryan asked. There's no sleep. Making me sound like a total creepo. No , you're doing this all by yourself. I did it. I'm just repeating it. She was clear wearing a skimpy skirt or just nipple covers. She was not. She was not. No. And the strippers, they that's their job. Okay, back to back to Are you all set and ready? You got your set for next Friday night ten minutes a week. Lisa is ready. Now I got an idea from your friend who said he had a thirty five thousand dollars outfit as it like coming out. Yeah. Comedian, maybe I should have a Miser Gaser had a thirty five thousand dollars Ray Roy d's. Ray Loy , okay just certainly okay. Can I have smoke and bubbles? Can I bring like an entourage? Smarts . That's the weirdest question. Can I have smoking bubble? Yeah, sureo.king Sm bubbles are fine. Yeah. And then as an outfit, I have to come up with something like the Daisy Del Toro Day view. Yeah, it should be big and flashy. Yeah, I should have like sparkly lights. Yeah. Yeah. Can I have a tied up red neck woman in my dressing ro om? That would be great. Could she have red hair and like really cute boobs would end up on their own? Whatever you want, I've got you, let's see where I got you. I got a run of show here, which I had to put together . Daisy Dilter, is oh yeah, you're right in the middle. You're right. Don't make me open. I love being open in the middle. You're not open and you're not closing. You're in the middle. Wait, but doesn't your song say that in the middle is bad? His country song about the beers. It's a terrible song. It says something about being in the middle. It's awful. Why does it say ? It really says it. You're either number one or not. Is the middle? You wanna go first? No, no , no, no, you wanna go in the middle. Yeah. It's different for a show like this. Yeah, yeah. Are you closing, Ryan? Yeah, Ryan's Ryan's your headliner, King of Denmark. That's the best one. Ryan, I know you are, but that's why I'm asking . So So if Ryan's closing, can I just not go right before Ryan? You're not going before getting an intern for that day. You're actually you're actually going before Tuttle . Yeah, so you're you're going before Tuttle who's doing some sort of stunt. I don't even know what it is. I told him he cannot use cannot use water and he cannot set himself on fire. He didn't say pee . Who's before me? We got some telling you tuttles No, no, title's after her. Before you do listen er, Tyler King's gonna do a song for you. Tyler King. Okay, so there's a song and then there's ooh, Tyler King, that sounds like a good idea. Why don't I dress up as like some kind of no I can't do that . I don't know. How much tequila did you have this morning? I've had a lot. You know what I realized like at home I have the little thing in there that has a little like stupid spouse ? Yeah, you just pour it the only poor thing I have in my house. The only poor thing she has is a for her tequila. Yeah, you're drinking you drinking half a bottle of tequila. It's your fault. How's it my fault? Because there's no pore . And once again, she's stage four. It's Russell's fault. Everything's Russell's fault, stage four. Stage four . Stage four, Russia. It gets better, Russia. Hell, yeah, it gets better. So what happened? Yeah, it does ten years later you call him and apologize for all the things that you've done but he still can't talk about you on the radio . Oh wow . That 's very specific. It's pretty much it. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Ross, you're gonna hold a grudge on me? I never hold a grudge. Think about me. Unfortunately, I usually let everybody back in. The only thing he holds is weight I just fit on the back. That's gross. My new finish. All right, we're gonna play your hot takes and your messages. Russia. Yes. Hey, just so for the monsters night of comedy. Yeah, yeah, this coming not this Friday, next Friday. I can let one person in , but you gott bea my intern for the day You wouldn't be Ryan real m. I want an intern. What do you need ? I want an intern. You're gonna have your wife next week. My wife's not my intern, I want an intern like how had Megan. You know what I mean? Like that was a great day for me. It was super helpful. I want an intern. It makes you sound very elitist, very snotty, very I mean , yes. Can I bring my manager if we've been in a situation? She has a manager here manager. Well, of course you got to take him Okay if you want to be my answer riot at real radio. Give me a list of your qualifications and what you'd be and I don't get back to moving pigs because he let me ask your question you're not even doing that much for the show. Like lately all the I'm doing all the running around, all put it together and everything and you're gonna get an intern to what? For what? I do stuff. You don't know how much it takes to be this . I make it look easy , but there's a lot that happens behind the scenes. Ryan, can I get you someone to cut and do the shape up on your hair? Please want you to look handsome. I want you to look handsome for this. My hair looks great now. No, it doesn't it looks like a Mexican poor guy who wears a hat all day and you shouldn't have done it for if I would have said it would be no exact because like in Mexico they have, to do this for the heat . It's a purpose. They don't have that purpose. Naturally hot. Yeah, but I want you to look hot or in like actual life. It doesn't like my hair doesn't Ryan, I don't wanna lie to you, man. You can look way more handsome, just trust me. It's not gonna grow out in the week. You know Puerto Ricans know what I'm talking about. Come on. You know this angel, right? She turns the angel because Puerto Ricans do their eyebrows and everything , they shape them up perfectly. I know an angel doesn't do it but they do it. Yeah, you know, I'm a grown ass man. Well, my intern maybe could shape. Can I get somebody to get on your hair too? What do you think you need an intern for? A guy? Well, apparently it' shsave me . So that could be part of the duty shape. I want to bring interns back. We can't officially bring them in the in the studio on air, but like on our little side gigs, we can have interns. And what do you want the intern to do for you? Bring me drinks, bring me water. If something goes wrong that I announce when you're walking coming into an intern announcement. Yeah. Oh, that would be great. Yeah. Why piss sweat? Yeah. Oh yeah, like a gimbal piece of paper. Thank you, Daisy. She gets it. Some powdering? Some powder . Daisy's rich, she knows what this is all about. Take photos. Powdering all the time . I could have been powdered today . Yes, she could have. We're gonna do your hot takes when we come out. Don't go anywhere, you're listening to the monster of the morning . Oh yeah, I found out yesterday Deborah Roberts from the Colbert show along with Jack Bradshaw will be at the event next Friday . Thank you, Deb for saying yes and Jack they'll be out there this not this Friday but, next Friday for the self ie pre party meet and greet. None got a third guy? Yeah, that's going to happen Friday. Get your tickets by going to real radiomosters. com. That's real radiomonsters . com and just click on either one of the graphics you see for that promote the event. Do we have any hot takes or messages today? We do. If you want to be part of the show go to the IHAT radio app, you can use the talk back function and hear stuff on them monsters after this little song. It's time for the hot t ank . Boom. All right , hot tank . So yeah, there's a reason why Dadwater's no longer on the shelves. It's because it's complete trash. Boom, wrong, Celane, if you're in the other studio, back me up on this buddy. If you want to offer me a flat meant for a good time drink out of a can at a party on the beach , at a pool, I'm going to punch you in the face . Get out of here with that nonsense. Hopefully the mom water shortly behind it because it's worse than the dad waters . Sir, you are you are absolutely incorrect. I will be sad for the rest of my life. I'm not gonna be able to get dad waters. They sell them in the targets around here and they don't have them anymore. They're wrong. They're selling them in a different place now. I can't find them. So if you know where dad waters are, right over there. Why is it my dad's always leaving me? Right over there. Where ? I don't know where I'm not a compass. I don't know what you're pointing at. Stop with you look like Puerto Rican Hitler. What are you doing? Oh, no, no, no, no, they don't have them just mom waters. Oh maybe they might have run up that particular day because no, no, no, I've been going for months and asking. They're not they're not stopping they're not stocking them anymore. I don't know what happened. Hot day weekend Eve is not Thursday . Everybody knows this . Weekend Eve is on Friday. Russ has deep fain thrombosis. What's a thrombosis? I think you got a picture of that on your on your phone . Thrombosis ? Oh , that real quick. The Smashburgers three hundred and sixty votes in our YouTube channel. Yeah. Let's go with it. I'm going to end it right now for those that don't know it's six o'clock this morning since the National Hamburger Day. I said, you know, all hamburgers