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It will be there from six to eleven , get there it's new Samerna Beach. We got a free breakfast buffet. Thanks to Bagel King. Thank you guys. They've done a great job every time we've been there. It's a full on buffet. It's great. Of course, all the monsters are going to be there. Unfortunately, Daisy can't make it but everybody else is going to be there. Sabana is going to be there. Angeli, Amber, Angel Ryan and myself will all be there next Friday free breakfast. Oh, we got the stubborn cowgirl and Doug will be performing . Tyler King is going to have a world premiere of the first song he's ever written and he's going to do that live with Monster Matt, Reed Foley will be performing, Sean Holcombe will be performing and the wine stomping competition. We're going to to need get grapes. I'm working on getting grapes. We've got the stomping thing to do. We got that, but we're going to need grapes. We'll work on that a little bit more maybe tomorrow, but it's next Friday. It's the Crimson House. It's going to be a great time . So we can't wait to see everybody for a live broadcast with the Monsters. And then the night before Ryan is doing a trivia. It's a Ryan trivia night. It will all be out there to check out Ryan for trivia night at the Crimson House. So it's a Thursday night and a Friday morning. It's gonna be a great time at the end. You're off the next day. So you're off that day on Friday, everybody listening to this? A lot of people . Yeah, yeah, a lot of people will be off that Friday. Yeah. No excuses. Yeah , so join us next week. It will be great. Now it's time for the King of Denmark, Ryan Holmes to make his daily proclamation I'm not good taking away . It's time for the Daily Proclamation from the King of the Daily Mish nation that's always are we 've none NMR brought to you by that mortgage guy Don that mortgage guide . com Yesterday my mom left for Africa . You said she wasn't gonna go . Yeah, she was in the emergency room up until about five hours before she had to leave for her plane ride. And she's like still going anyways. She's hard headed like someone else I know. Honestly, I was mad at the doctors for letting her go because it's insane to let a seven year old one woman seventy one year old woman who was just in the ER go to Africa. I was trying to tell them. I'm like, keep her in here for like one more day. She'll miss her flight, it'll be fine. But now she's gone. You keep saying seventy one, she does not. Like you say it like she's old. She's not . I'm saying it like it's reality. Yeah, but she doesn't seventy one years old. There's some people that are seventy one that are decrepit, and there's some people seventy one that are in great shape. She's in great shape. No, she's not. All she does is drink diet coke and sit around all day. Like it's not like she's working out or doing anything crazy. I watched her carrying all of your kettle corn to the booth the other day and working her ass off harder than you. Did your mom go to Africa at seventy one? My mom at seventy one, I would've, yeah. No Now. one hundred percent . They went to Hawaii. Yeah . To go camp in the middle of the Masamara frigging desert. Do they make it look like it's really, really tough? All the is all the animals are behind a big there's big fencing are as. No, there's not actual straight. I have looked it up. I've watched the videos . They 're in the actual Serengeti savan. I don't know what it is there but like they' s it's not animal kingdom and she's setting up tents much like Yellowstone nineteen twenty two or whatever where lions could like come and bite your ass . I don't know. So she gone. She went anyway. She went anywhere. She listen to you. I don't have this sunk cost fallacy thing that people get. Like she's like, well, I paid X amount of money and I if I cancel now, I would only get I would miss out on fifteen percent of that money. And it's like , okay . That's a small price to pay. Yeah, she's living, you know what? Living her best life. She's not Got Blessed seventy one. She doesn't even like Africa. She thinks she likes Africa. That's the thing. My mom, my mom is always if you went to my mom's house , it was filled with pictures of Africa. Of like, no, they're really of like zebras and elephants and she had all these like little Africa statues and stuff like that . So this is a dream of hers for her entire life. You want to wait another five years? No , do it now. No, she doesn't wrong. People like to romanticize things that they don't they wouldn't actually like . Like I think about this with butt stuff all the time. Like I don't really want it. It's just a fun idea. You are dead You have no idea what you're talking about. Ryan, you've never had it so shut up. You're dead down here. I'm not just worried everything's got a dancer. Debbie Danner. I'm like literally stressed the f out is what I am. I'm not trying to reveal too much, but I did get to like kind of capture when we were doing post show stuff. And I captured a part of the conversation that he was having with his mom . And I know it sounds like he's being Debbie Downer, but it was a real genuine moment where it's a son concerned about his mom because she's in the hospital and it seems like mom's not taking things that serious at all. Like on a level of serious like I know we do show stuff and everything, but that was the side of Ryan that I didn't think that he had the capacity or the gear for. I have just because I mean, there's no reason why I would know that about or know that you have to decide about it. Like it's okay. I love my mom. She paint the ass sometimes, but like I definitely never want anything to happen to her , right? And here's another thing. Like I'm just telling you where my head's at for the next like week or so. Here's a map of where an Ebola outbreak is happening. See that blue area? That's where Ebola's happening. Where's she going? Let me show you where my mom is going. Oh, it's right next to where the blue area would be . She's going to Tanzania next to Rwanda and Burundi, which is where the goddamn ebol is happening. So I'm mildly concerned, not for no reason . You understand what I'm saying? So it's not even that she's camping out in the middle of this animal preserve. It's not it's not that like she's just seventy one. It's not that there's even no bathrooms anywhere for hundreds of miles . There's also Ebola . And if she gives me Ebola, I'm like pissed. Do you think there's a possibility that you've cried wolf so many times? Been so worried about so many things. Hey, you know what? You know what people forget about the boy who cried Wolf story . The wolf actually comes to wolf . Oh God, Ryan's worried about everything. I'm not even gonna take it. I am worried about things. I'm sorry that like you would just let your mom go to Africa willy nilly on her own by the way and not worry about it, but I do. I can't I cannot help that. But like I'm sure she'll be fine . I'm right probably but she's not going to have the experience she thinks she's have. going to She's romanticized this like way too much. Why do you say that? It might be the greatest thing. I romanticized going to Ireland and when I went it was better than I thought it was gonna be. Shit might be the same thing for her. Ireland and Africa, how you dare compare? No, I'm just saying as far as romanticizing something and I've romanticized it and what's like black and white. It was better than what I thought it was gonna be. She's been thinking about this forever. She might get over there and go, this is better than I thought. That's the way I look. I look at the podium. I'm stink dirty because I met your mom. Dirty . Is she thinking of BBC over there? I'm just I'm just because I met your mom. Your mom is drinking me. Though that is a thing though. I know there's a thing. There's a contingent of older women that go to Denmark travel to Africa. That's right. And then just get banged out. Now my mom's not doing that. She's going to safari. She's not going to Nigeria, hitting the clubs, but it's never tell you Ryan. Just like I wanted to have made her jersey. I made her put the damn life three hundred and sixty thing on her phone so I could track her around the world. So it's a but that's the help that's it. They know clubs that she's going to., but that is a thing You see her heart rate going up, you know what's happening? I'm gonna like to call a parlay is gonna be an elephant trunk. I mean, calling a parlay on this. We don't get to talk about my mother like that, that is not a problem. You talked about my mom like that. I don't talk like that about my mum. No, no, don't talk about your friend because he did hear it to my mommy . He let me try to explain to you. He sent to explain to you the decline don't defend your friend. It's not defending. Don't defend your friends. Russell is the Russ's fault. He's the one that introduced the decorum of Parlais. Parlayna. This is rude. Keep what Parlais means . I don't even know what it is. That's what I was just parlay. I was trying to say if he talks bad about my mama, I'm gonna talk bad about your mama. First of all, and I met your mama. You didn't even meet my mama . You were the only one who was talking about your mama mama. You're the one who brought your mama in her daema and your mama's freaky. Your mama's freaky. Well, we're not talking about my mom anymore. New rule. We're not gonna talk about my mom and whatever goes on like Jesus. Just like I brought up the New Jersey guy. You brought up your mama. So now we're gonna talk about you, mama. Anyway, back to Africa . Okay, sorry, Angel. I get aggressive when it comes to my mom. Not with me. He's the one that's asking you and you're yelling at me. Okay, okay, what's Parley? I'll tell you later. He's doing his bit. Let me do his okay. I'm sorry, sorry . It's okay. It's okay. I think it would be a cool story to say like my mom died in Africause like people like, what ? What happened to your mom? My mom passed a hurry, she died in Africa. Oh my God, what happens? She fell. But it'd be like if you don't ask any more questions, it would sound like she got eaten by a lion. That's that would be kind of Have you looked at how many people have been eaten by lions in the past ten years on trips to Africa? Oh, that's a great question. I bet it's less than ten. I thought you just told me to let him do his bit now you got him doing research for lion attacks. I'm trying to get you guys to stop arguing. this is a much bigger number than I thought it was. I thought it was gonna say zero . It does not. Maybe you had to guess, Russ, let's just go around the room, Russ.ia How many people you think get eaten by lions globally each year? Every year? Every year . ten . Okay, it Azy. It's got to be at least one thousand. Okay. People get eaten by Oh yeah . It's between one hundred and two hundred and fifty people each year eaten by lunch. I win. No people. I'll tell you that right now. You're your mom. That's more than shark attacks by like tripled . Your mom could outrun a lion, can she? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't That's a scary number. I didn't know that that was a thing. Oh now it just made it worse. He's gonna worry more. Yeah, that's that's wacky. What about gazelles? Yeah, what animal in the Serengeti would kills more people. So yeah, I have the deadliest animals on Earth . Number one is mosquitoes by far. Yeah. Serious right now? Yeah, 'cause they give you malaria. Yeah. She I hope she got her malaria shot. But then it's snakes. Snakes. Okay. A hundred thousand people are killed by snakes every year. Lots of snakes in Africa. But then it's dogs. Dogs. Dogs. Thirty thousand people worldwide die from dog attacks. Yeah, why did you go home's either because Russ brought the right question? What's the most dangerous predators the top predators in the Serengeti? Yeah . Okay . Okay, top predator. It can't be lion. African lion is number one. It is number one. Yeah. Okay. How about about how hyena? So okay, that's it's on the list but not as a predator. Remember, hyenas will come in after you've already been deceased. Yeah. So they don't attack you lions. Yeah, it's African lions and then the Nile crocodiles are one and two. Oh, and then the most aggressive though. Yeah herbivores are going to be hippopotamus. Hippotamus and elephants. The cate buffalo. Oh , okay. And then mom's got to watch out for the black blamba. All right, I genuinely said per leg. Genuinely moving her leg. And not Kobe. Listen, Ryan, okay, I defended my mom from Pirate's not gonna apply to me that it doesn't apply to anybody. I'm just gonna throw that. So what do I care? Yeah, I don't even know it doesn't apply. I don't know what anyway, it's Pirate Go back to Mexico. If you I am literally going to But listen, Ryan, if my mom has been doing this thing with this bicycle man , just accept that Ryan, you're gonna have a black dad . That wouldn't bothered me. He wouldn't. Like look, I'd be happy for my mom if she met somebody in Africa. I heard they got some princes over there in Nigeria if you just send them to send them fifty bucks. Yes, they do. Remember the Barack Obama, his dad was like some kind of prince and then they had like twelve wives? Your mom can be one out of twelve . It would be fantastic, man . She can just visit when she wants to, and because she's a princess , she can like go over there and like do whatever she wants. And she's older now, so she doesn't have to have twenty babies. If you don't interrupt her, she's gonna keep talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to set my nost. Yeah. That mortgage guy Don 't mortgage guy Don. com. There's no way to recover from that. But you look at it. Hey, you know what's better than a tent out in the middle of the desert nowhere or a house here in Florida and Don can help you get a mortgage with that mortgage guy Don from that mortgage guy Don. com don't miss the boat comparing quote with that mortgage guide down and check out his show from night to ten thirty here on real radio. It's awesome. He helped me get a house. He helped my mom get a bunch of mortgages that you apparently won't anymore e becauseat you're about to get by a eaten lion so whatever. Go there today at Morgie Guide. com and so it shall be. 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Incorrect. We can use any kind of grape because the way they're gonna make the wine just we just need grape juice. Just grape juice. So any kind of grape . So we're making jailhouse wine. We're making jailhouse wine. I didn't say it was gonna be like the best wine in the world. We're just making wine we'.re And gonna auction off the wine that's made at the end of the year 'cause it's gonna take a while for it to ferment. Remember Mary Ellen made that wine that one year and I gave you guys all the wine . Did you go blind for a couple days? Yeah. Yeah. It's good wine but it's, you know, it's not going in a long time. Tell me what's from your toes. No, that wasn't. This will be though. we need grapes for next Friday, please help out and it's going to help us raise money for the Carla K. Cancer Screening Fund and next Friday we've got it's going to be a great show. We got the stubborn cowgirl and Doug are going to perform for you. Tyler King is going to debut a brand new song with Monster Music Man Matt, Reed Foley's going to perform Sean Holcombe and we're going to have the wine stomping competition and you get free breakfast next week at the Crimson House. Yes, Angel. I just want to give a shout out to Ken the driver. He's super generous and he dropped off bagels today from a new place called H and H agels. I didn't know that. Yeah. So bagels and the coffee was absolutely fantastic. Apparently it's a buddy of his, but again, just thanking Ken for his generosity off for doing that so Daisy would tell you we had bagels , Daisy? I saw two on the floor and I was super mad. There's a whole bag of them though. I picked those up, but there's a whole other bag full of them that didn't hit the floor. So Daisy. How come you didn't tell me I could happen? I literally thought you saw it because it's not . I don't I don't read minds, man. That's Russ. Lady, you walked right by it. You made it a point to tell me about the two on the floor, but you didn't laugh. Okay, take a look. What if they were from ten days if they were from ten days? Literally takes two seconds lady for you to go over there and look. Daisy, how come and second ? How excited are you that you are going to be going to go watch the soccer match with Ryan and then go out to a comedy show ? I'm so excited, Ryan. I can't believe you're doing this with me. This is gonna be great. Day, here's what I suggest. I'm gonna take a nap. Let me show you something. I want to look out for Ryan. I'm not a wait. I want to look out for. Oh, are you gonna tell me? Let me see. Here's one . I was teasing, right? Because I like to pick on Ryan. It's my favorite thing to do is to pick on Ryan. And I was saying that you should pay him to drive you. I think so he's safe and okay. You should pay somebody else to drive you both. That way he doesn't get in trouble. I don't want him getting in trouble. So you know you get a driver to drive you both that way he can be treated like a superstar like he is, you know I agree. Look Ryan, here's my proposal . It's really cute. It's really gonna be good. It's gonna be indecent. No, it's not . I'm gonna keep it good because I love Christina. I don't want her to be my ass. I really think she's great. Okay, here's what I'm do going to, Ryan. I'm gonna go from here since I've been drinking. I'm gonna nap until noon, eat lunch at one . And then after that, when I wake up and I'm no longer drunk, zero drunk, I'm gonna pick you up from your house. Yeah , drive you to that location. You're driving or someone's going to drive you. No, no, I'm a driver. Listen to the plan, man. I have a plan now. Because when I'm drunk, I plan good. Got it gotcha yeah those people do yeah best plans. The best plans are when you're drunk. So I'm gonna be fair. I do that all time. It's the only reason I've ever gone on vacation 'cause I was drunk and I bought airline tickets. Ryan wait for my plan man. So I'm gonna take you up, take you to this place. You said it's in a papka? Yeah . So your place is in Maitland, right? Which is here. Okay, so I'll drive back up because I live what I don't live in or yes, I do live in Orlando. What am I saying? Oh boy, I'm not important . So I'm gonna drive back up to Mainland , pick you up, take you to the soccer game. Depending on how drunk we are, we're going to get an Uber to go to Funnybalm , right ? Or you know, we can hire somebody else, whatever. Sounds like a plan. And then we'll have fun there . And then I'll Uber back to my car because then I won't be drunk anymore . And then I'll drive home. What time do you have to be at the airport tomorrow to go to Mexico? No. Okay . I have time. Like I can sleep and then like pack a few things and go. Well I told my kids I'm buying all their stuff in Mexico. He promised you was in, right? Is he in? Are you in, Ryan? Ryan, don't back out now, man. Ryan , I'm down for one of those things Only one. He can only do one. So what if I got to be worth? You know, six o'clock AM, Friday morning. That's the problem. So like this can get out of hand real fast. I've been to Garibaldi's stuff they pour a mean margarita. Next thing you know I've had three or four of those things and like I am saying you're gonna love this place out of control. So which are which bartenders are absolutely amazing. Which do you think is more prudent for you to do? Go to Kiribali's and watch the soccer or go to the edy where you'll be out late at night. I think the soccer sounds better. Oh, so you're going to encourage him to go out on a school night. Meanwhile, it was my birthday weekend. I didn't do anything because I was cognizant of the show because if that's the case that I'm gonna beat you guys too. Come on. I'll beat you guys like Garibaldi . Just so you know I said happy birthday to you online and you didn't even like it . You're right because I don't he should have texted me. He don't pay attention to online. I didn't I text a group chat and I said happy birthday angel? On the group chat? I don't think so. Oh, so I need to direct messages. Absolutely. Yeah. I think she did actually. Okay, okay, so you come out with us and you go right here with us to the channel. I don't think I'm a part of that group today. Yeah, you're there. It's his happy birthday angel. Yeah, the last one. I don't like it. Daisy, I apologize. Hold on. You see that? I'm going to and I even put a pointing arrow to your head. She did. Remember like there's that one? Yeah, go to Instagram and see I want to put a pointing arrow to your head. He's loving it. He's liking it. Yep. So now we can thank you. Angel lives close to Ryan, so you can pick them both up. I can pick you both up. Let's go. We both go to the Terabaldi. Tomorrow morning. Let's go do this. Let's go. And then we go to the comedy show. Russia. And Russ has given us a permission, right? He's not at seven tomorrow. Part of being a pro means you show up here and we do . We'll do it. Yeah. Can I sleep under the desk like Buba used to? Don't judge all of us have done at one time or another. That is a true story. That is a true story. I don't have to come tomorrow. I just have to like be human enough by noon to take my humans to Mexico. Human. I'm fine. Exactly. Human . Human enough. I'm down. I just need a little leeway tomorrow if I'm doing that. So how many people you think are going to be going out to watch the first game of the I think you would be surprised around Central Florida the different watch parties that are popping up all over the place Yeah Angel I mean Angel's doing one next week at Walter's Tavern, right where you're giving away World Cup Tomorrow I'll be giving away tickets tomorrow night at Elixir. Oh, seven thirty to nine thirty and then Walter's Tavern Saturday. So tomorrow night at Elixir. Yes. Okay. I like Elixir . I know like Hollerback is not only hosting the Germany games, but they're hosting a bunch of games throughout the time. And you could like, like I said, it's like thirty five bucks. They have like an upstairs now and it's like this really nice like kind of bank There was some degenerate in that room. Yeah. It's aw anesome place. You get food and then like you obviously pay for drinks and whatnot, but that's a great place to watch soccer because like you get you get people that super passionate Tuffie's doing some stuff, you know, and while you're at any of these events, make sure you, you know, wash it all down with some McLob ultra. So that's right. Daisy, when you're in Mexico , when you're in Mexico, will everyone be going and going to watch parties and stuff in Mexico to watch the World Cup? Darling over there, we party like animals . I'm not gonna lie like you guys, you American people think you had this party and stuff down. You guys don't have it down. Like I remember my ex husband was like, oh, let's go to like tailgating for the football games for the gators and we used to go to the what are these the one the Knolls? Gators the knolls, yeah. Yeah, like we used to go to that all the time to the tailgate and I was trying to tell them like, dude, come to Mexico. He was scared of the cartel, but don't worry about it. The point is he never came to Mexico so he doesn't know shut up Brian Crazy. Will they shut the city down? Oh, we shut everything down. Like just saying we have a different level of enjoyment. Absolutely. So the game game time here is gonna be three o'clock at three o'clock here what's the what time is three minutes? So they're like two hours behind . Oh, so it's like noon almost then. Yeah . Wow. It's listen, and we shut it down . And then Mexico like well the lajara went all out. Yeah. Oh no, but this one's in Mexico City, right? Yeah, the one we're watching in Mexico. Mexico City actually did a drone thing kind of like Japan and Tokyo does the drone show and stuff drone shows. Yeah . It was freaking cool. Yeah. I mean , I heard Americans need to learn from that. You think so? Yeah, man , you guys are over here only doing one super bowl a year. You guys need to do like a lot of Super Bowls and like a lot of really fun stuff. Yeah . Well you know how much like when we talk about the world baseball classic and how much like the energ y from that and how the we see the fans like a couple years ago when they were in Miami who saw the fans from all over the world there and how fevered they were and everything. So imagine that times ten when it comes to their national soccer team. I'm enjoying what's going on with the NBA. The NBA finals, I think has been I like that Caribbe did the halftime show . I saw her big old booty out there doing the last night the Nick came back from a twenty nine and twenty nine down twenty nine points came back and one with one second left. That was pretty cool. That was good . Okay, but I don't know, like, can you guys do more marketing for Mexicans? I don't know what's going on over there. Like here's like it's awesome look Russia it'd be interesting to see as awesome as that last night's final as soon as I get the TV numbers and then I'd love to compare it to to world that we'll compare it. Yeah . And so that's that's the thing. Yeah, you know. Yeah, but those market, you know what I'm saying? Like if they did more marketing Oh the Mexicans would be like Daisy but NBA teams go to Mexico City. They do fantastic. The NAA teams that go to Mexico City. You're talking Mexico City. You know, Mexico Super Bay. Yeah, no . Mexico City NFL goes to Mexico City as well. They got three NFL teams that go through there. I don't want to if you if you want to leave us a message right now, you can go to the IHR radio app, click on the click on the little microphone, leave us a message. We'll play those messages. When we come back, remember next week, people are asking how much it cost does to get into the Crimson House? It is free. It's free breakfast thanks to a bagel king and it's not just it's like a breakfast buffet that's amazing. And get there early so you can get a good seat at New Sumerna Beach. We're kicking summer off next Friday and I've got a lot of entertainment plan for you. We're doing the we're doing the wine stomping competition. It'll be a lot of fun. Next Friday, Crimson House, join us. And if you know where to get grapes, we need grapes. Don't go anywhere, you're listening to the macha in the morning . The real radio is the moonest chunky. And they said one radio Well, Daisy's leaving on a j et plane tomorrow morning. Jamiega. Yeah, that's what I wanna say. On a way to medical You know, Donald Trump keeps saying, go back to your country. He sounds good right now . Okay , that's okay, going to the country. I'm going to my country to enjoy soccer. There you go. All right, he can have a birthday party with WWE, but his best friend Hulk Cogan is not there because he already died. You're right. You're speaking truth. You see, I know some American stuff. There you go. Yeah, yeah, you know . Even if it's only two or three things , but I know something. Do we have any hot takes, right? No, let's just let her go like the last ten minutes because I'm already drunk so what her bed about Americans . It's time for the hot . All right, if you want to be part of a the show, you can go to the IHRT r adio app is the talk back function after you set us as the number one preset, of course, as very important or as Daisy would say Mui import ante . That's right . Hunting . Very rarely do we exist in a world where two things converge together to where you can give Daisy and Ryan's mom the same advice quiet . That was El Murfud . El Murph. Hot day . I think it's funny when Russin's moving so fast he doesn that't quite get the joke even when it's something as obvious as L urfud in the Flintstones when they got to stop the car, a picture of his mind putting down his little feet to stop the car so he can catch up and get the joke. Oh damn,int the Flstones. Oh, that must have been your favorite cartoon, dude. They all ran around and bare feet all the time . Anyway, hey, listen, somebody drives Daisy home from the studios 'cause damn. Anyway, tell her . I don't usually do it this much, but I did it today Okay , hot . Good morning monsters. Hey Ryan, you nimby wafering hypochondrac . My mother hung up her scuba tanks when she was eighty eight diving at night with manorays in Hawaii . Let your mother do what she wants to do. It's her life and stop freaking out. Have a great day. Bye. I just don't want to have to be inconvenienced. Fly over to Africa, pick up her body that's been chomped on by lions I wish my mom was out doing stuff. I wish she was going down. Yes, I do. They just stay home all day. No. Home doing nothing, man. I wish she was out in Africa with your mama. It's not gonna be a lion that's gonna take care of her, just saying. I think monsters morning Kingswood here . All inquiring minds are wondering , Daisy , do the stray dogs over in Mexico eat pasta and spaghetti like the dogs in Cuba do? They do it in Cuba. Why are Cubans making spaghetti? Being fed good over in Cuba . The story about
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