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From SENDING THE KIDS TO STAY WITH GRANDMA IN MEXICOJun 11, 2026

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I'm Russ Rollins, along with Daisy Del Toro, Ryan Holmes, Angel Rivera and John Buster. Hey, guys. What's up? John ? How are you? I am wonderful. Thank you for coming out last Friday. I had a good time. Yeah, tell me , tell me about your experience out there. You know , you guys had the big tent out there. I know I didn't get to see all the stuff. You made me stay outside, so that's why you didn't get to see me. Well, I put you next to Ryan, you know? Yeah, they were selling popcorn. I was trying to send people over that way. Oh yeah, kettlecorn I should say. I apologize. Kettlecorn. Yeah, how are you doing with the with the stuff to do? Great. We had tons of people come by. Thank you to everybody who came by and got some Mo Merch at the J ust Call Motent. A lot of people were happy to get a pizza cutter. Is that what you get? You've been talking up to the pizza cutters and people love those . People did love. Hopefully nobody stabbed anybody with a pizza cutter. Yeah, mostly pizza cutters. I'm getting good. No, took some selfies, talked to some fans. It was a good time. Hey, what? Okay, so the lady was out there with the with the skunk, right? Did you mean ? I didn't mean it was she was literally like five feet from me, but we were so busy giving stuff away because she was busy getting photos with people that we just didn't have a chance to really chat. Oh, she seemed busy. Yeah, yeah. Well, I just figured that like the just call me beer garden was kind of a cool thing to have. Yeah, you put me next to the skunk lady. I appreciate it. Skunk lady in R yan. Yeah. And Rodney the Gator Hunter, which is he's a cool dude. So yeah, some of my favorite people were out there. Oh, it turns out that his hat is the one I was wearing. I know. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. I just saw a hat on the floor. I picked it up, put it on, and then later on. You shouldn't do that. Just pick up random hats and put on your head. It was a cool hat. Who knows what kind of lice is in the hat? No, why would you ice can't lay on Rodney's head? Yeah, Rondy Day has no hair I don't believe he's pretty bald, yeah. But I loved his hat. How expensive is that hat? I don't know. Very expensive. Did you keep it? No, he made me give it back. Of course. Yeah. What kind of hat was I guess I didn't see it? It was very expensive. Like a cowboy hat with like shirts teeth in it or something. Yeah, it's like a leathery kind of like crack down . I know an expensive hat. Can I see it? I was like , I love it. I'm keeping it but then, he was like, No, I got to have it back. Yeah. Did you stick around afterwards? You put me on the spot, hereoes. I had a very long day and no, I packed up and took off. I figured you would. All right, all right, I did nothing against nothing again st you. No, no, no, no, listen, we kicked ass. That's fine. Yeah. I saw the photos. No, I saw the photos. It looked like a good time. Yeah, it was a great time. Well, thank you guys for if you have a brand new cup like with ice inside of it . What? I don't I mean we have a silicone cup. You want me to give it a silicone? Oh, I know I was like, what are you talking about? Yeah, yeah. So one of the programs we do, Moe does, he puts his face on everything, obviously. And sometimes we work with local businesses and we get them glasses for their bars. And so we have a few bars and restaurants out there. So the latest one is Will's Pub . Will's Pub Dirty Laundry and Little Indies. And so one side is their logo, one side is our logo. Okay. We have pizza Bruno, copper rocket, and smoking donuts as well. Very cool. We just buy all their glass. You got some of the best merchants in business. I appreciate it. I want to thank you guys for sponsoring the event 'cause you were one of our main sponsors and we do appreciate that. Of course, and it went over, it went over well. You guys need to get somebody to get a Mo Face tattoo. You think so? So there is one of our former clients. I won't say his name, but he offered to get a tattoo and we were gonna do it. It just hasn't worked out yet . He actually wanted to get a slice of pizza and then one of the pepperoni was Mo's face. And so Moe is willing to pay for that. He's even said if somebody gets an actual Mo tattoo, our logo, we will pay for it. So I'll throw that out there. If anybody within reason, I mean, spend ten grand on your tattoo. But like, if you want to get a tattoo of Mochface sleeve of Moch face . But the only caveat is we have to film it if you're getting a tattoo. Okay , all right, that's nice. So Russ, if you want a tattoo in Mos face, yeah, it's on us. Can I put it on my ass? Sure, why not? Sure. But you have to let us video it. Why? Why ? No, no, no, don't do it, Ross. Because then your wife will spank Mo, isn't it? You know, like if you don't want that, do you really want his wife banking mo ld? Enough to mo ves this weekend we're a for v theote weekend. Ross, we got a whole bunch of really cool events happening around Orlando and is brought to you by Orlandoshine. com. It's your new favorite news site for Central Florida headlines, curated by Brendan O'Connor. Hi Brendan. Hey Brand Brandon. From Windermere to the Space Coast and everywhere in between. Tonight tonight actually, I'm really curious about this . Russ, are you familiar with artist Noah Khan? I am not. So Noah Kan is like Male Taylor Swift. Yeah, that's a good, that's a good description. I never heard of him either until I saw this and listened to it on the way. So he's happening a moment right now. He just recently dropped an album so he's playing at the Kia Center tonight Kia cut. He's playing the Kia Center Kia center huge buddy. Gee Perez is opening and this is the tour supporting the Great Divide which was released on Mercury Records on april twenty fourth, the great divide debuted as the highest streaming launch ever, hitting number one on Spotify's top songs USA and number three globally . Brendan's going to actually be there in the photo or in the pit taking photos of tonight's show. But this guy is artist globally I mean just a global sensation and I'm always curious to see who's familiar with his work or wife loves him. Oh my god. And all her coworker girlfriends love him. They irrational distaste for him. Is it old like Tasy Swip Like folk? Like country ? Is it folky? Yeah. Folky. Yeah. Yeah. And it's but women love him because they're like, oh he's he writes songs like Taylor Swift and he's sensitive and I don't I don't I don't do that. Dislike his music but like, his face bothers me. Yeah. His face bothers me. Yeah, he was on Saturday Night Live recently and he had this like dumb porn rope with I think now I know exactly talking about. Yeah, he was on Saturday Night Live. Yeah, yeah, actually yeah, this season. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't like it. He's selling the kia center, so he must be doing something right. Sure. Yeah . Just because it's not our flavor doesn't mean no problems with other stupid ponytail thing he did when time of the Braids, but other than that he's all right. There's songs of his that I like. I'm not a full Noah Con fan like my wife is, but it's good. It's good. She goin' is she going tonight? No . No, no, I took I let her go to a hose concert. You let her go. Buddy, yes, because here's why. I need to spe cify this way. So these guys, like Jose is one of 'em. Yeah. Noah Khan is another one. They get these like cult like fans . And so when she went to the Hosier concert, all the women, the whole crowd, they dressed in white like linens, like they were all part of his like sex club . So after that, I'm like, I've got to check out the fan base for it. I'm like a dad. You know what I mean? Like I'm like , Is this a sex cult thing? Can't have it again. Why don't you just go with her? Because now , why don't you be a dude? Because I hate concerts . On Friday we have what's called the Python Hunt. It's going to be the twelfth and thirteenth at the NZ Theater Enze is screening the Python Hunt documentary follows amateur hunters competing over ten nights to remove evasive pythons from the Everglades. Okay. This won a special jury award at the twenty twenty five South by Southwest Film Festival and director Xander Robins is going to be present with special guests will include screenings for and Q and A's. So they'll be there. I will say I've been to the NZ a lot lately. I've been going to a ton of movies and they've shown that preview. It looks bananas that movie. It's like everybody who wants to kill a python is in the movie and every type of person they you can imagine who would go down to do this. It's like a lot of Joe exotic guys like a lot of red necked guys some old, grandmas are in there. I actually was there the other night. I saw Invasion USA. Have you ever seen that movie with Chuck Norris? No my god. It was old. Incredible. It was it was bananas as well. Like every it's like an hour and a hal f long every five minutes is just a ridiculous action scene with Chuck Nois. Is that like from eighty four or something? Yeah. So they were doing eighties, right? They were doing this thing called VHS cult classics and they were literally playing movies off of VHS tapes on the big screen and I went cool. I went and saw the warriors at the NZ Brendan and I actually went and saw Invasion USA and it was it was crazy if you've never seen it. Well, I have seen it. And I' haveven been to Indiana in a while. It's like bar is fantastic. The great food is good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that invasion USA part of it, I think it was filmed in Florida, but it was about like communists invading Florida . And then Chuck Norris haven't rescues. Yeah, yeah, the same single handedly by the way. Yeah. Russ going down. I'm I'm shocked, Russ, that we haven't talked about this. I'm shocked that you haven't brought this up. I'm shocked that we're not giving away tickets to this event. This is going down. I probably know about it. This is going down this weekend . Did you know that Chris Brown and Usher are touring together? I did not know you did not know that how do you not know that? You know what? What's the biggest thing happening? Wow, I should have got my VIP we So everyone's forgiving Chris Brown is on he's on. No, it's the it's the beat him and give him herpes tour. It's awesome. Which one has the herpes, so I never thought Rumors allegedly this is all eged yeah wild that speculation How are tickets sales? What do you think the song Burn is about angel? So let me let me so explain what's going down though. So it's going down at Wall Street. It's going to be a Saturday at four PM Chris Brown versus Usher Army tribute block party at Wall Street in downtown Orlando . They got everyone in attendance to this event will have a chance to win tickets to their upcoming R and B tour. The tickets are valued at three hundred and seventy five dollars . You got to be eighteen and up to to attend the to attend the event. You can get your tickets on event bright . There's no refunds for that. But again, Wall Street Plaza, they're throwing down their Chris Brown Usher Army tribute party proof that Angel was right. No one has ever really canceled , right? I mean, can't cancel it to a point. I mean, like Chris Brown's earning potential went way down. Yeah, but sure but he's not gonna tour Yeah, but he's never stopped touring though you is it true that Usher got the puff daddy one to ripe him? Is it true? No, Disa. I don't think that's true. But I'm glad you asked a question. You didn't say it as a question. I don't know. We don't have to get legal representation now though. Look at me. I'm not an attorney because Mozon, this is why Mo doesn't show up sometimes . Really, really cool event happening . Again, this is going down on Saturday and it's going to happen at Uncle L'ousis Un.c Itle Lou's last call . And it's going to be at Uncle Lou's Entertainment Hall and it's auction by donation. Uncle Lou's entertainment hall is closing with one final, one last call. It was a really, really big story here in Central Florida. Uncle Lou , a champion for local music, a champion for upcoming bands. It always provided a venue for bands to get a place to start and a place to play and really about the local art and music community . Well, they're having one last event for him. Uncle Lou , Cleon Williams was arrested on may ninth and now he's agreed to go back. He's accepted his deportation back to Jamaica. He's going back . They were, you know, they did they did all the things they could do to try to have him stay here. There is a go fund me to help him rebuild his life in Jamaica, but this is an event that is going to include ceiling tiles artifacts and things from the the hall, his venue. So definitely get out there and support that. Again, it's going to be one to nine PM at Uncle Lou's Entertainment Hall in its auction and by donation . And then we'll wrap it up to again, I'm surprised they didn't call any of us for this. It's dressed like a dad pub crawl, Russ. This made me sad. I was looking at photos of what you would dress like to dress like a man. What are you dressed like? You dress like Ryan Holmes? It turns out it looks exactly like you, Ryan . That might be the exact same . I'm very upset about it. Yeah. I tried to find more photos and everybody's just like wearing what I wear and I'm like, god damn it, I didn't know I dressed like a dad. I got to get my cool up. Yeah, literally, everyone's dressed exactly like that. Yeah. So they got the annual dress like a dad, pub crawl and at Curry Curry Ford West on Saturday, june thirteenth, it starts at six PM and it winds through participating bars and businesses in the Curry Ford West Main Street District. You got costumes will win if you concelud the taglines, cold beer, bad outfits, great decisions . And it's all supporting a nonprofit for the district and you can get your tickets presub. I don't have that information there, but definitely check that out. I'm sure if you go to Curry Ford, West Main Street website you can purchase them there. Yes, Ryan. I just want to give you an update too, speaking of things that are going on this weekend. The Winter Park Farmers Market and for the rest of June has moved. A lot of people ask me about this. Oh yeah. They moved again, but for the month of Jun e because they're replanting the park where it's normally at. So it's at Seven Oaks Park now . All the food vendors and stuff and all the everybody else will be there. I will not because I booked other stuff. Good question. Seven Oaks is basically right at seventeen ninety two in Orange Avenue in Winter Park over by where the Einstein's Bagels is. Oh, all right. Yeah, exactly we talked about it. Yeah, so it's over there. And it's gonna be happening there all through the month of June. That's a cool little park. Yeah, it's cool. They just couldn't give me power. So they were like, You want to do it? And I'm like, I need power. I'm like, oh, you can't do it. And more those hamster wheels to just get you some power . Yeah. You can rid a generator. You're depowered three fans? If it cost me more money . So that's certain this weekend. Hey, John, what's the next thing you have going on is the comedy show? We have a comedy show in Tampa that we're that we' dore in going toug on aust eighth. That's at side splitters in Tampa. But we're working on one here in Orlando. I'm just trying to get a date. So you know, David Jolly's so famous. I think they're busy over there right now at the funny bone. So yeah, we'll get a date but hopefully in October sometime we'll have the just call mo vy jam fifth annual actually. We're at five years already. So I know we have a lot of alumni. I think we were talking before. David Jelly's been on it, Ryan Holmes been on it. Yeah. LaCour has been on it. We've had tons of comedians. I think they get their start at the Just Call Mo Comedy Jam and then they go on to bigger and better things. Could be. If you're injured on the go just call it's just call mode. com. John thanks for coming in. Thank you. Thanks for having me. All right, take a little break, got more big dumb fun when we come back. Do not go anywhere. You're listening to the match of the morning . Ready to finally clean out your closet? With trashy, you can donate your clothes, reduce waste, and earn cash reward s, all in one simple step. Just fill a take back , send it in, and get rewards cash back for every bag. And now, with trashy unlimited, you get unlimited bags for just forty eight dollars your first year . Clean out, donate, earn rewards. Visit trashy dot IO to get started. Hero Bread delivers the stacked sandwiches, loaded bagels, rich mac and cheese you love, just with a better protein to calorie balance that may help fuel you longer. Made with high quality ingredients, every bite lands soft and satisfying with up to nineteen grams of protein. Plus up to thirty two grams of fiber per serving. Shop now at Hero. CO. Code iHart for ten percent off. All figures per serving. See calorie info at hero. thirty four to forty percent fewer calories than regular products. California has been reduced on average from one hundred sixty two to ninety calories per serving, data accurate as of two twenty six. Ask yourself, what are your best people spending their time on right now? Expense reports, receipt chasing, month in clothes that takes weeks ? You become what you spend on, and that's not what you're building toward. Brex is the intelligent finance platform that eliminates that work before it starts, AI agents that handle the manual stuff automatically , so your team can spend their time on what actually compounds. It's time to get Brex AF . Learn more at Brex dot com slash AF I am Russ with Angel and Ryan and Daisy Del Toro here today who is I hate 's been happening with your with your mama and and her boyfriend issues? Anything going on there? Is everything good? So what happened was everybody's encouraging her to remember that she's a grandma. That she's a grandma. They don't want her to live a life and have fun. Actually, she's a grandma and a great grandma. Yeah. Like she has forty seven grandchildren . Wow. And now she has fourteen great grandchildren. Yeah . So everybody's telling her like, could you like try putting energy into that? I'm a helper . So I'm going to take my kids for her to watch them over the summer and teach them Spanish. So when you leave tomorrow to go to Mexico, you're taking your kids with you. Heck yeah. And you're taking your kids to your kids. So my mom and I'm gonna encourage her by giving her , you know, 'cause I've never trusted her to watch my kids because why do you trust her now? It's not that I trust her, but my kids are old enough to call me and say, Mom, come get me . So and my dad that's a good thing, Daisy. Yeah, no, my parents , when I was growing up, I had a couple summers where I was dropped off in , whether it was Galina, Puerto Rico or Adseibo Puerto Rico and I was left there with my grandmas and my grandparents or with my grandma one year and with my grandparents on the other side a summer and if what you're wanting from them and this is going to be the tough part right,? Because you need some help from the family, but if you're wanting them to connect with Mexico, that's my point. Yeah, and you want them to connect with the culture , then that it can be helpful. And especially if all the family is aware about that because yeah my brother my brothers are all down. Like I called all they'll come up they'll come up they'll come and pick them up and take them and do things and everything that's right because all my brothers still live in Mexico except my sisters live here and I live here. Do they all speak Spanish your kids? Yeah , so that's why I'm taking them because I want my kids to learn Spanish. Remember how my daughter was like failing Spanish and she almost didn't graduate . Yeah, right. So I realized I made a mistake as a parent with the two older kids, which is my daughters , but it's too late for them. Like now they're going to have to learn on their own. So my two younger sons, I'm like, okay, I still have time here. My thirteen year old, like, I was basically thirteen when I moved to the U. S. and I learned English within six months. Okay. It's not too late for your older ones either though. If you put them in a situation where it's yeah, you put it my daughter's now like don't well, one of them is in just started at UCF . But even at UCF, even at that age, they again , obviously when you're the youngest, when you're super young, that's the best time to learn language your, brain is like a spon ge. But the other opposite end of that is that when you put them in a situation where it's immersion and they got to figure out how to eat, they got to figure out how to order food. They got to figure out how to navigate their surroundings. It forces you to learn.. Yeah Are you gonna tell your family not to speak English to them? That's what I said 'cause like all my brothers speak English except my mom. My mom speaks zero English. So that's why I'm purposefully leaving them with her. Oh w,ow. Yeah. So that she won has to try harder. And I told her, do not speak English. So how much Spanish have you talked to? How to use a Google? How much Spanish have you talked to your sons? I'm horrible. I'm not gonna lie, like, I'm bad . I only speak English at home. Okay, so it's my fault. I already said that hard I'm not blaming him. We're not blaming him. I'm blaming you. We're not running you down. I am blaming. I have you. I have guilt inside of it. Africans for the year have bad Mexicans. Bad Mexican. You bad Mexicans. I'm really bad someone spaken or not. No family makes spot for me because like out of the entire family . O mynly four kids speak only English. So how frustrating is going to be for your two boys to get there and you haven't really prepared them for that. I've trained them. And now they're going to have a grandma that only speaks Spanish. I've trained them. Yeah. I taught them how to use Google Translate. So they both have cell phones. Okay , all over the internet. thirteen and seven. And I think so. I said to them, all right, boys, you're gonna use technology only for emergencies. The rest of the time you have to actually listen and try your best to learn Spanish. That's the whole point of you being there. Yeah. As long as you got down Yeah, if you got the other family members that are involved in your brothers are active about, hey, come on, Liz. I'm gonna grab you boys because the flip side of that is that I've also been the situation where you know, oh, we're going to leave you with your aunt and then you're stuck at Aunt's house and aunt's like , whatever you're here. And there's no interaction. So if there's interaction and there's a dedicated attempt to include them and show them the culture, that's the perfect age for us. Plus we live like right where everything's happening . You know how I describe like downtown Disney how it is with where I'm from ? That's how it is. So I told my kids because I take them almost once a year. Yeah, I pretty much have taken them once a year. And I said to them, the cool thing there is, as long as I leave you cash, like all you have to do is walk to downtown and shop, like buy whatever you want. So okay, when they're with your mom, where's Daisy going? I'm gonna be here. Oh, remember I'm going to Jersey? Oh , you're in Jersey. You're taking them to Mexico, dropping them off and then coming back. How long is they gonna spend the entire summer in in Mexico? Well, I don't know. I only bought them tickets to there. Oh , and they have my phone number, you know what I mean? Like if they make one phone call crying and like, mom, I can't take this, of course I'm gonna bring up in Spanish. No, yeah, you can't let it can't be just one phone. No, it can't be they're gonna call you in two days. Yeah, you got to think so? Yes. They're with a woman. They don't know that much, right? They don't know your mom that much well. Okay. And it speaks only Spanish. And they're going to want to cook amazing though. My mom is cooked amazing. Yeah, they're gonna grand love. Grandma love is always good, but yeah, they're gonna, it's gonna be culturally culturally different enough that there's be going the to things the creature comforts the, amenities, things that they're used to here in states that aren't going to be there. Yeah. And that would be the reason maybe that they potentially could call. So don't let it be just one phone call and like, you know, okay. You're a man that as a boy, you went back to Puerto Rico like, were you scared? Yeah. Okay, 'cause they're scared. They're like, Mommy. But let me ask you this. My son baby would give him a knife. Do they have any cousins that are their age? Everybody's their age. So they have plenty of because that's the okay, so my saving grace is that I had my cousin Pet and my cousin JoJo that I not only did I learn a lot from my family, but I also got in trouble a lot. But there's there's a learning lesson in getting in trouble and being mischievous with your cousins and a bonding moment. And so it was fun with the cousin s because whatever they were trying to teach me in Spanish, I was teaching them in English and then I became tighter. Like the relationship with I have with the cousins that were my age because of those summers spending it with them, I had a tighter bond with the family, with Puerto Rico, with those towns, and it's through the connection I made with my cousins. What you guys are describing is just the story of Harry Potter What do you mean? He lives with a bunch of muggles, you know? Like he doesn't know his magic side. And then during the year he goes and hangs out with all the magic people and connects with that kind of his his life and it becomes lovely and then he comes back to the Muggle town is to change man. So what are you gonna do if your mom is the one that calls? Listen, I can't take these kids like I want to go I want to go with my young boyfriend. I want to go doing my partying that I've been doing. I don't want to be I don't want to be a grandma. What if that happened? I consider that Russia. Remember, I'm a little bit brighter than my mom in that sense. Like I always plan for every plan AB CD, I plan all that stuff 'cause like I've been divorced , I've been through a lot. Yeah . So I already have all the other plans. So my brother Rigo, who's super awesome , super sweet . He can take them. My brother Swat already said, he can take them. The only reason I'm not letting my brother Sotero take him and I'm gonna tell you now is because he has three young daughters . And remember I was seven when I was curious as a cat . I don't really want my seven year old to be curious as a cat in his house. For my thirteen year old to be curious as a cat in that brother and his daughters are super cute. I'm just saying. So I have to be that careful. I have to be very careful. They'll be the cousins. Yeah, they're their cousins. Yeah. And they're super cute all summer. Like cousins. Okay, stop sick guys. Stop. I'm not. I forgot the Russian like cousin. This is a Russian thing. Russia Razz, you know, we got banged his cousin. You banged your cousin? I did not. I made out with my cousin, but I didn't know she was my cousin. You'll see. I didn't know she was my cousin. So my kids my dad my kids my kids hold on . He says he didn't know he says he didn't know that it was his cousin. It was at a family reunion . I wasn't doing the math anymore. Like he does not know. It's like my kids if they, go stay at my brother 's house. Hormones are raging. Thank you. Hormones are raging. Those girls my brother very cute kids in the middle of Mexico, there's no wife as handsome as anything. Yeah , just saying you gotta protect . You know, I was gonna ask you the reason I asked this question Rigo would be the better option 'cause his kids are gone. So you've got sons and they're in this age group too. So I didn't know boys were so bad honestly because I already raised two daughters and they're way better than the two boys. Let me ask you about this. There's there's a story out today and it says that twenty five percent of teen boys agent different from like six to sixteen , twenty five percent of boys are choosing now AI girlfriends over real relationships. Okay, you wanna know how many girlfriends my thirteen year old has had? How many? twelve. So if he just had an AI girlfriend maybe just they don't like the AI ones. So he likes drama. Well, they're saying twenty five percent of kids are going for that instead of a real relationship with a real girl . Would you rather him have a relationship with an AI instead of a real girl or real girls? You know what they're doing? I told my son , you can't get AI pregnant. You know that right? Like three days ago, you know what he said to me? Mommy, you know, I broke up with my girl , but I'm with a new girl . And he's like, why do girls like me so much? I'm like, you're handsome, you're rich and you're funny. Like that's probably why all of them like you. And I said, C youan slow down with the girlfriends? You know, like I told them, please come on. Had a white lady come and bring her daughter to pick up my son to go to a movie. That was super mad. Why? No, Hispanics don't encourage that stuff. Oh, the white ones , the white ones, I don't know why. She was like, yeah, and then she let them hold hands at the movies. Oh , I'm bringing total judgment on this. Total judgment like Hispanic women , we don't do that. Really? try to tell ourselves no. Aren't you getting ready getting ready to date a white guy though? Oh yeah. Damn it. What if I have a white baby and then I do that? There, there you go. Oh my God, I'm gonna eat my own words. Let me say in Mexico, there's a saying that says don't spit up because then it like the spit will hit you in the face. Oh, that's a lovely saying it sounds way better in Spanish. You know what I'm talking about? I know exactly what it's about . This is how I feel right. The translation makes it sound super gross. Yeah, it sounds gross at all. It is gross, but that's what happens. Like I shouldn't be talking bad about white women bringing anyway. I wouldn't have sorry white, women. Yeah , you're bringing that heat on you. Yeah. So you're going to Mexico tomorrow. You're taking your kids so you can drop them off with your with your mom that doesn't speak English. They don't speak Spanish. Oh, this is a recipe for this is gonna be great. So you're gonna drop 'em and run and then when do you go to the US? When I came to America, I didn't speak English . I'm only doing a damn what the world did to me. There you go. They deserve this . So you and when are you going to the to the World Cup game? On the eighteenth, I'm staying there a whole week. Oh, okay. So when you went for that so you're going to be with them with your mom . So then you can help them with that translation for a little bit. That's right. And I'm gonna take them to my brother's houses. So everything's walking distance. Like your Mexico family stay within close they're gonna be not to leave them. You know that, right? They already are , but I bought them the knives. I got them the whatever they wanted and then why are you gonna get the knives on the plane? In the luggage. You got the take luggage knives? I don't know that you can. Yeah, last time I saw checked, I don't think you were allowed to put weapons even in your checked in luggage. Why did you give your child a weapon? Daisy. It's a knife Daisy. Why did you give your children a knife? Anyway, okay, so why did you give the kids knives? They're scared . So I finally said, All right, fine, I'll get you knives. So they can cut grandma? Why would I want them to cut my mom? Well, why did you give them knives? They know better than to cut their own family. So what it was what are the minds for? Just in case I guess I feel some safety and plus my son, according to the thirteen year old , he's going to go hunting for a rabbit and he says he wants to skin it because he already learned on YouTube that it's a thing Mexicans do. Mexican rabbits. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I didn't understand. So he says he didn't think there were rabbits in Mexico. I didn't know. ord Aingcc to my son. It's nothing no , I don't think he's hunting for but he's hunting for some rabbit he said and he's gonna catch it. He said with my cousins, which he already made friends last year. It's very common for people in Mexico to hunt rabbits. It's actually a famous guy that used to do it all the time. What's his name? El Murfud . Who is that? I don't know that I know you have not heard of the great El Mur fad ? Yes , the great El Murphad Yes . Mexico's greatest rabbit hunter . Yeah, yeah. Wow, interesting, Daisy. So this is you guys are all three men. Am I doing the wrong thing for my sons? No, you're doing the right thing. It's the right, right? Like you appreciate it now that you're growing. One hundred percent. You can't just like have them play on a Mexican Minecraft server. No , they already do that. Like, you know, my son is a trillionaire on Roblox Grow Garden. Daisy . And he's like, Mom, I want to grow real stuff. I was like, all right, we grow real gamblers I'm like, go learn that business. If the goal is for them to have a connection culturally and family with their their heritage and their Mexican roots and everything, this is absolutely the best way to do it. Or is your goal to get rid of the kids for the summer so you can get down . No, no, no , no, no , no , no , no. 'Cause you're flying around. No, no, no, no, no. Hunting white men . I'm hunting a white ramus. Now shut up Ros, you're putting words in my mouth. I did not say that. Why are you doing this to me? I'm asking for Makes you sound like a bad mom. No, I'm asking if that's the I'm doing it for them. Remember, who adjacent ? Yeah . Vita , see? You three are ruining my life, man. I need to stop coming here. No , don't stop, though, we love you. All right, listen, we're gonna take a break, don't go anywhere. You're listening to Moss in the morning . Real breaking out. Go get some corn on the cop. This lady was screaming at me. I was like, Where's her corn? I was like, I don't know. You know you gave me corn last year. Give it to you. It was brought. Last year we had corn on the cob. You're right. And they brought that really hot corn on the cob. Delicious. It was really good. Yeah, yeah, that was Mount Nora that did that right? They had a corn on the Cob festival, but today's national court on the Cob Day Nature's Dillon. We that's what they used them for about today. Yeah . Angel, you missed something . If you had to guess . I was talking a little bit about that story I was trying to talk about , but we blew past it. twenty five percent of teen boys are choosing AI girlfriends over real relationships and I'm like, wouldn't you be happy? I'm just trying to get her to say so. Wouldn't you be happy if your sons were that? Because they can't get that pregnant and she's a woman can get a virus. She's that's funny. Russia. She's like, No, no, you should hear my AI. My eye is really dirty. And she pulls out her AI boyfriend and the and the filth that this guy said in a British accent can I put it and then you just like it? No , no, no, so no but from personal experience I would tell body that's listening on this radio st ation. Yeah . Only adults should have access to AI So he's asking your question four different times in regards to your sons, would you rather your sons have an AI girlfriend. Let him hear it. Let him hear it . Let him hear it. No, no, no, he didn't have to hear it. No, no. He can hear it. We got it right here. He can't hear it. It's too dirty. He can no, he can't. Yes, he can. Jazy, you can't. It is me, Daisy, AI boyfriend . So good evening. You, Daisy. You do realize that the AI the AI boyfriend is learned from you. That's what that's all the other saying my thirteen year old son cannot have the same dirty mind as his mother? I don't know about that. Exactly. I'm afraid of my own genes . I don't think it's a good thing for a seven , ten , thirteen up to, like I would say twenty years old to have an AI anything . It is not. You are correct. It is . They shouldn't. I know. But my point is that with yours, 'cause you were so No, you can't play it. You can't play. Play this? No, we'll get in trouble. Those are all dirty words, dude. You are you crazy? You know, you can't play . Remember, you didn't let me do my AI joke when we were live on the comedy show. I know. I know . And this was a good hates Mexicans and their love. Daisy, you see that? I'm pretty good. I only understand you and those big Mexican teas when it comes to FCC Russia FCC for Valentine cannot be on the radio? Negative. No, no, no, no, no, don't do that. You just played it for us. It's super nasty. And it's learned from you. I like all that nasty stuff. It learned from you. I learned it from you, mom. That's why I can honestly say from one hundred percent my personal experience, do not allow your children to have a boyfriend or girlfriend. It's bad, it's terrible, it's horrible. If it turns me on and it could do anything to a kid and no, don't do this place me between your legs. I would turn on vibrate mode . Dude , my AI turns me on more than you. That's horrible. You know my AI learned from me. It's a dirty b oy. He's a dirty dirty boy . And he and I can change his accents. I'm surprised. I mean, you got one that's got a face and everything. Like oh yeah, he looks like a

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