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Well, I think Daisy's downstairs, Ryan. Yep, Daisy's on her way up. If you would mind going to get her, we'll get Daisy up in here on a Thursday, crazy crazy , crazy Daisy day and let's see what prizes we have in the prize pinata angel Today's prize pinata russ. We have a pair of tickets to the Orlando Pirates versus the Jacksonville Sharks at the Keys Center on june twenty first. You're going there and saying, well, what are the Orlando Pirates? They're our indoor football league team out of Orlando have, one of the coolest color schemes for a team in Orlando, have one of the coolest logos for a team in Orlando. The arena bowl. Yeah . Well, rust . So I've been asked to try to explain that. They don't go by that moniker. It's indoor football league. I you know what? I did not know that first I heard so I can't they they want to get away from that moniker. Yeah, it's the IFL IFL. Yeah, so because that the other one was called Okay, gotcha and that was a whole other memory. Not bad. No one no one gave me that heads up. Okay. Now we know. No, no, I made the same mistake. No one's had the battle. I was like, I will, you know what? Let me do our football . Okay. And so again, it's Orlando Pirates they had a huge win this past weekend. This is a big rivalry when we've done indoor football league versus Jacksonville sharks. And so let's get everybody out there. It's been cool is that the winners last tickets that we gave out Russia were hooked up with a suite. So that's always fun. So again , june twenty first, Orlando Pirates versus the Jacksonville Sharks indoor football league. And then we've got a pair ticket to see Chris Stapleton all America Road Show with special guests Laney Wilson and apparently Ryan's doppelganger, Alan Stone. Yeah, Alan Stone looks like Ryan with a wig on at Raymond James St adium and that's going down this weekend as well. This is going to be a really awesome show june thirteenth and those are the prizes in today's prize pinata rush. Very nice. All right, well those are the great er some great prizes. Once again, the phone number is four hundred seven nine one six one zero four one. The lines are packed and are full. We'll give Daisy some time to get all set up here. I didn't get your I apologize. I normally go get your tequila and I get your headphones and I got all distracted with stuff. I apologize. I didn't have you set up, Daisy, I'm sorry. It's okay, I forgive you. Good morning. How are you? Good, how are you doing? You look light and shiny. The first time you don't look colorful . What do you mean ? L youook're, wearing a plain top today. It's a purple shirt. It's purple. Yeah . Okay. Yeah. It's gray from here. Yeah, well, yeah, I'm down colors, you know? Down, you know, a little bit here . I never see Wait , also Angel, what the heck's going on? We normally have bright colors when you come in is that? Yeah. I wear a lot of black shirts and I wear a lot of because I like these like in my black hat. I like it. Yeah. Thank you . But you're usually more colorful, that's all. Well, I'll try to be colorful with my personality. Let's fix it somehow. Yeah. Hey, who we got on the line, let's play little tribute. Russ we got packed lines. We got Palm Be represented Merid Island, Winter Garden, Palm Be and Oveido. Daisy, give me a number between one and five, please. Oh shoot. Okay. This time I'm gonna go with five , five. That's gonna be Robert from Oveto. Robert from OVIDO. Robert . Good morning all how's everything. Hey, Robert, how you doing, buddy? All right, I'm doing fine this morning. I appreciate you calling. Thanks for playing along here. We got a little trivia. If you win, you got some great prizes you can pick from. If you don't win and you don't get it right, don't worry because you have Daisy Del Toro that can get it right for you. You've got Angel and you've got Ryan Holmes, okay ? Okay . Good luck. Here you go. I'm ready . When we are born, we're born with two natural fears . All fears and phobias are learned and acquired later in life. Name the two fears that we are all born with. There's only two . What two fears are we born with? Uh, I guess fire and falling? Fire and what? Falling. Fire and falling. Following down. One of those is right. One of those is not. Who do you want to help you? You've got Angel, you've got Ryan, and you've got Daisy Del Toro . Let me go with the genius almost Ryan. Ryan Holmes, the genius. Genius, Ryan Holmes. Almost . Yeah, almost. Yeah. We are born with only two natural fears . Everything else is learned or required later in life. Name the two fears that we're born with. I think he's right with falling because you have that innate built into you because we used to live in trees . What? Yeah. Oh, and then we always go born. Yeah, you ever wake up and feel like you're falling, you go out like that. That's built into us because for like , you know, one hundred thousand years we were living in trees at one point. What that? Um , fire was a good answer . I know I know what it's not. I know it's not snakes 'cause I saw this video of them putting a bunch of babies with snakes and these babies were like chill. What kind of dark web are you going that you're watching snakes It was a baby and they were showing babies and snakes. com that babies snakes. com . Like my favorite I get all of my news actually. It's a baby holding a newspaper telling me the dailys New and a snake snake does not bite him. That's how he cheers himself up whatever. Yeah , right. No, it's a BBC thing . BBC . That's not how I know it. No, okay. The BBC, the British Broadcast British broadcasting thing. Not big black eyes . Not big black cucumber stuff. Yeah, that's what I thought was like BBC. What are you doing? It's one of the more interesting things . That's disgusting. They put the snakes with the babies and the babies don't get scared. Right. It's even more terrifying than you had it on date. My number one bookmark is babies and snakes dot com dot This is making me want to do. Oh my gosh, oh God . How do we not know this is it not AI, Ryan? That's terrible. It's not AI, this is this is amazing. We need an answer. I'm limited with this now. Robert on the line. The other one that I know is if you want a baby to stop crying , you just yell, Jennifer . And a baby like will freak out and like, I know a lot about babies. I go to baby yell at babies. com snakes. His baby's snakes and yell at babies . com. So I'm gonna say yelling at babies for us . Yelling and yelling and falling. You say falling and how about let's say loud sounds and that is the answer. Yeah . Okay. Yeah . Even with all that guff, not gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. That's what he meant. Loud sounds. It's not yelling at babies. That's me specifically yelling at . The only two things that we're our natural fears are falling and loud sound s. Everything else we've learned. Like fire. If you're a kid, you see a fire, put your hand in it. What else can you be? Snakes? Like you said, the babies don't care about snakes. Well, I know that babies aren't because that was part of my rescue driver training is that like you had to learn stuff about babies and CPR. And then one another one was like they told me that like babies aren't afraid of stoves. You know what I mean? Like they'll just baby training. Yeah, babies aren't afraid of outlets. A lot of people say afraid of the dark. No, that's something that we've learned that afraid of the dark, what else? The unknown , being alone. The inevitable heat death of the universe? Yeah, no. So on there the only two things that we are really naturally afraid of are falling hires. Well, that'd be falling, right? Oh, there you go. Yeah, okay. That'd be underfalling. What are you afraid of Daisy? Somebody in search history . No , that may be sees. I'm scared of those. I'd never go back to that . People always say like was you go black, you never go back? Oh yeah, you go back . It's easy to go back . Anyway, sorry, that was out of nowhere. I've been getting a lot of deep pigs, so I think that's why they came to mind. Yeah. It seems to be the first thing that always comes to your mind . No, it's not. It's sex is usually the first thing that comes to your mind. Not BBC's. Oh not those not better . That's sex, yes . Okay. What am I afraid of? Anything else ? I think I'm afraid of oh, you know, like when babies are crying and they don't stop crying. Right? You throw a piece of cheese on their forehead and they stop crying. Yeah That's a real thing. So like I',m afraid if I start crying as an adult, somebody throws a piece of cheese on a forest. Yeah. Actually there's dudes that would pay extra for that . Yeah. I've never seen that. I didn't know you could throw a piece of cheese on a cold one.. It has to be cold And then it hits their forehead and it works . This really works. Awesome. I tried it on all my kids. Riyadh had this right away. See, look at that. What is going on with your searchage? It's very easy to take baby snakes, baby cheese. I baby with children again. You really wanna have a baby, don't you, right? I would love to throw cheese at a baby so bad. If any of my friends out there, if you got a baby, and if you will let me come and throw cheese at your baby, I would love to do that. These are just the one. That's the only thing that actually works though. That can't be every baby. Yes it is. Okay, listen, listeners, if you have a baby out there that's crazy, bring 'em in, bring them in. That's your baby. It's not hurting the baby, but you just throw a piece of cheese on the baby's head and every one of these photos that shows the baby stops crying. Yeah. And listen, when you're in that situation , you don't try anything. I'm throwing cheese at your baby. Oh, heck yeah.. All of them Little case they want the baby. That's right. When they were little, man, if they ever cried, I did that and you know, my babies were not cry babies. I would say it's a craft single . It's gotta be like a craft single. Yeah, don't throw the whole like ten pound cheese on their head or the Velveeta block So that works every time, huh? It does. It's a real proof . Look Okay, why is that funny? It doesn't hurt the baby. No, it doesn't. Yeah, look it's craft cheese on their head so confused . They're like, whoa. It's the confusion. I'm also telling you, if you just go a baby's crying and if you just yell, like you look away from them and you go, Jennifer , they'll like get confused as well and they'll like stop crying. It's the loud sound, right? Yeah, it must be something to do with that. I don't know. Why don't they yell Ryan? It has to be Jennifer . It has to be Jennifer. Like a three syllable thing. In Mexico, there's not any Jennifers. How would that work there? Exactly. Jamie Ferrari Gammy Fed. No, Jamie Ferrari. Ryan. Jamie Frank. All right, we got to take a break. We got Robert on the line. He is a winner because he picked up mister Genius . Almost genius Ryan. He picked him. So he's a winner. We'll put him on hold. He'll have the floor. When we come back, don't go anywhere. You're listening to the match for the morning . Ready to finally clean out your closet? With trashy, you can donate your clothes, reduce waste, and earn cash rewards, all in one simple step. Just fill a takeback bag, send it in, and get rewards cash back for every bag. And now, with Trashy Unlimited, you get unlimited bags for just forty eight dollars your first year. Clean out, donate, earn rewards. Visit trashy dot IO to get started. Lost support through telehealth, but it feels overwhelming and rushed. Check out orderlymeds dot com now. 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New Samerna, you're all invited. If you want to drive somewhere else to New Samerna, you're invited. The mayor of New Samerna is going to be there. The stubborn cowgirl and Doug will be performing. Tyler King is going to debut a brand new song with Monster Music man Matt that morning. If you've never met Tyler King kids amazing. Reed Foley's going to perform next week. Sean Hulkom is going to perform and the wine stomping competition. All that will be happening. If you bring a baby, we're going to throw cheese at it. Yeah, bring a baby and bring some cheese. Let's see if we can get that to work. Anyway, that's all next Friday out of the Crimson House live broadcast I got to work on grapes for the wine stomping. Maybe I can ask instead of asking someone to donate a whole bundle of grapes, maybe we ask people to brain grapes. I don't know. I gotta work that off. We gotta work that out. Like a lot of grapes, buddy. And we're going to need a lot. Yeah. So I need and we're going to stomp the grapes and turn that grape juice into wine and at the end of the year we're going to auction off the bottles of wine for the Carla K. Cancer Screening Fund to help people get canc er screening, hopefully save some lives with our friends over at Life Imaging. So that's what that's what we're doing this next Friday out of the Crimson House Linda Berg can't wait for us to come out. We got Amber Angelique On it' thes one will be stomping. I'm going to ask Savannah tomorrow if she'll do it and it will also be out there, but Daisy can't make it because you're going to be in Mexico starting tomorrow, right? That's right. Yeah. If not, I would be there because I was looking forward to getting a pedicure for free . Yes. Oh, I got to work on that. I forgot about that. You really forgot the most important thing? It wasn't the most important thing to me. Pedicure. Yes. I got to work on that. He was waiting for you to bring it up. He was like, someone needs to know I forgot, I need someone and I'm putting the word out there. I need someone that does pedicures. Well, we got it, we gotta do that before they get in and start stomping on the grapes. That's pedicures in the morning. Pedicures in the morning. That's that sounds bad . So we'll work on that here in a little bit. We need grapes and peter cure people and it's all for charity. So as much as you can help, I'd appreciate it. So do we have Robert on the line? Yes, we do. And Robert has the floor. Thanks to Korea Korra Flooring. And if you want to have a nice floor as well, like my mom got one from Korea Korra Flooring, he's offering monster listeners ten percent off all flooring and installation starting at just one dollar per square foot. They got a huge selection of made in the USA waterproof laminate vinyl planks and wood flooring on their store and state road for thirty six in Winter Park. Check them out online at core flooringfl ot com they got over twenty years in the business man. They're awesome plus the best price guarantee. Check 'em out and now you have the floor. Robert, congratulations, buddy. You are a winner today. What prize did you take? Pick the Chris Stapleton tickets, of course. Chris Stapleton. Yeah, that'll be great. Willeny Wilson. It's in Tampa. That's great. That's awesome. How long have you been listening to the show? Long time. On and off. Well, I used to live here in Orlando I, mo thenved to Jacksonville, then I came back steadily at least for the last thirteen, fourteen years. God bless you. We appreciate that. Thanks for keeping us on. That means the world to us. What do you do for a living? Right now, I'm retired. Thank goodness. I just retired in March . So now I'm just doing whatever I can keep myself busy. So okay, what about house work? Tell me about that decision to retire and how long you thought about it. Like did it just one day you're like, okay, I'm going to retire or was it like a long term plan for like three or four years? Like how did you make that decision to finally retire? I decided to I was going to retire at a certain age, but collect my social security. But once I got my first social security check and I was still working, I was getting a double income. So I figured what the hell keeps working and actually got to pay taxes, but I figured I'm going to keep working and just enjoy that extra money so that I could, you know, I love cruising. You heard that angel? I love cruising. I love cruising. Yeah . He's a rubber t, what did you give yourself? Like you had decided you said at a certain age you wanted to retire. What age was that for you? That was when I go like sixty seven and a half . Oh , yeah, sixty seven and a half. So at sixty seven, you're like, you're like my social security. Okay, so you had decided at sixty seven I'm going to retire . Correct. Yeah, yeah. So it's been since March, you said. It says it's been since March. What do you do with your days what have you been doing ? You ever heard of that list? Howdy Do ? You went? How do list? Exactly . Yes . I'm trying to get my stuff. I have a shed that I need to clean out. I've been trying to clean that out, but every day Mahoney says, could you help me with this? Can you help me with this? So I'm trying to catch up. That's, you know, but we go places, you know, we come to see the monsters at the door. We come to see them. You know, we're on the Bruber next Friday. No two Fridays. Very good. Yeah, yeah, next Friday we're out at New Somerna. You're coming out. It's going to be great time. I got all kinds of stuff planned. That's going to be good. Well, good, man. What would you like to plug and promote and tell us about? Well, first of all, I just want to plug something in a second. I want to upgrade Ryan to a genius now. Okay. All right, thank you . Yeah . So yeah, I appreciate your help and this I knew you would pull through. So here's an upgrade. I want to promote the I used to work for my old company. It was cloudploying hospitality over in Orlando on off of Lee Road . They do point of sale systems for restaurants, hotels , and they also do some networking . So if you need some help on any of that, you could give them a call at four hundred seven seven six seven six four and ask for Matt Anderson. Great guy. Great guy, Matt Anderson. So it's hospitality cloud Point hospitality. What does that mean when the sale It's classified hospitality. You know, like when we go to restaurants, we do the computers for restaurants, hotels and you know, printers and all the touchscreens and all that. We install that and then also get into some kind of networking . So okay very good buddy. All right, well Ryan put the link up on our YouTube channel so people can see it for your website . So there you go. You got that. Robert, thank you for all the support, buddy. Hope we see you next Friday out of the Crimson House. And I hope you enjoy Chris Stapleton. What kind of grapes we bring in? Bring grapes We prefer just round grapes, grapes . As many grapes as possible . But what color red or I think we're gonna mix 'em . Oh, mix. You guys were mixed. You guys were the microsystem at CloudPoint Hospitality . Right. I hate you . I as a server for many years working in Orlando, used a lot of micro system and it was run off of Windows ninety five where we would use it and now it's been upgraded but man, oh man they when I worked first worked at a cut above us that microsystem was it convenient but, had it had its enough flaws where you'd want to just punch the screen enough times, but that's just regular restaurant work. More money. Yeah, I just always found it funny. It was called a POS system Like it because's point of sale, but that's what you would yell at it when it would crash in Windows ninety five when you're in the middle of a rush , you know, like eight tables deep. So thank you so much for your service. You're welcome . Hey, Robert. So you were out at the Mount Dora Show, you said. Oh, yeah, fantastic. You had a good time ? Yeah, except for that that Amberlyn . I am over. Yes, Amanova. You got a real horidian. It was like you said, it was all out show and she's trying to ach up. I yelled at her. Do it a thing, man. I know. I want to see any, you know, any butts, but you know, hey, the pot is a butt is there look at it. If you heard I seriously yell at her on the air about that because I was I was actually mad about that. You know, you don't get to interject your morals into something someone else is doing. It was an uncensored show. If we saw Tuttles but so what? That was part of it. I didn't even pull it down that much. I know. Yeah. I was like, what is she doing, man? I know she could do way worse things than that to tuttle. I'm just saying. Oh, and you should have hit him harder. You know, I could have. You should have , there she was. Do you remember any of my jokes, man? Oh yeah. The jokes were fantastic . All right, Robert. Over the line, I want you to go further. You want me to go further. I had others that were worse. Well, that was the argument that Amber was having and she really shouldn't have argued with moral police nova. She should have argued with me at all. People need to learn that around here sometimes. But but you know, she was like, oh well people were horrified this point at you. Yeah, for one hundred percent people were horrified in the first several rows. There were supposed to be. It was a shocking thing. It's like jackass or whatever. Yeah, you're supposed to be horrified. You're pulling his pants down. He's going to get hit real hard. We don't stop the bit because you think some people don't like it. That was part of the appeal. It was uncensored. And I talked to Tuttle privately before that. Yeah . And he said, Daisy, do whatever you want with me. Yeah. I took that to heart. But you didn't I was gonna go all in. But then there comes Amber, judging me like always. Yeah. And I was like, okay, maybe I am a little drunk. I don't know . Well, you were drunk, but she shouldn't have stopped you. I would've gone harder on him, but yeah. And he would have been fine with it. I had his permission. A hundred percent. Yeah . Anyway, all right, thank you. Thank you for Robert for coming out buddy. We appreciate it. I don't want to wish a trail to New Hampshire and Daisy, this is for you. Thank you, Rob. A lot more noise . Yeah. So I wasn't a little upset about that. She shouldn't have gotten involved with your bit and you should have hit him harder. Yeah. Your bit might have went a little long, mine went a little longer . I agree with it. But I didn't even do all the jokes. Remember I went , but remember I told you we had time . But here's the problem. You guys kept interrupting me. And every time you guys interrupt it, you gotta remember this was my first time performing it. And if you Ryan said you're a comedian , you're real comedian, you know , you already know that you practice the set as a set . And then there's little spaces that you leave for unexpected anything . But when you guys were talking in between , it would like take me away because it's the first time I'm performing it. So it's not like in my memory thousand percent. Right. It's only one hundred percent in there. Yeah. Like once I perform, let's say four times the same set , then of course it'll be like, yeah, interrupt me all you want to. So did you have fun? I had fun , but I did realize 'cause I watched the playback of it . And I was sweating. I was like, oh man, I could have gone a little bit faster. Yeah . It's just my brain was like a little drunk and your brain was a little drunk . Well, listen, it was it was the uncensored part of the show for sure. It was the uncensored part . A lot of dirty in it. I had fun and there were dirtier jokes. Remember I was gonna do the AI ones. Those are very dirty. Yeah. And and you were right. I went over my time. I did sixteen and a half minutes . So then I had to get up and pull you down where I look like the jackass again, but it's my job. I'm sorry. That's okay. I apologize. I thought three minutes and a half extra was bad for me to do that, but I'm used to being in the jackass. It's okay. But I was upset with Amber and I said something on the air the other day It was not her job to police what she thought other people were, you know, with we don't want to see tunnels, but I don't care. That was the part that was the cringe part. That's, you know, that's the shock . Don't let me do whatever I want. I know. Yeah. So what? His booty was cute. I mean, I was gonna pull it all the way down. That's what I wanted to do and then really slap him hard, but you you went really light. You went not really light. He still had red on his back everywhere. He didn't. And that agree with Russia Reard, yes, I did. Which one was which one did you hit him with the hardest with the last one? The paddle with the metal. The metal one. Yeah, I know I know that's when he quit and he really quit. I did hit him hard with that one. Yeah. And that one hurts a lot, Russia. Like if I hit you with it, you'd cry. Probably, yeah. Yeah, it's really, really painful. I'm just saying . Well, good. I'm glad you had a good time. I did. I had a blast. I had so much fun. I'm not gonna lie. Good., good, good It feels good to be bad. Why is that? Why does it feel good to be bad? Yeah I don't I don't know. We can address it. Straight up to Jessica Rabbit's line. I don't mean to I don't mean to be bad. I'm drawn that way. Who's Jessica Roberts? Jessica Rabbit. Look her up. Okay, Jessica Roberts. You're like a Hispanic version of Jessica. Jessica Rabbit. That's a compliment, by the way. Oh, it is. Yeah, no, no, straight up. I'm not, but you did, like, you paraphrased you kind of did her line because in the movie she's, you know, they're getting at her because she's a super vampi, super hypersexual and she's like, I don't mean to be bad. I'm just drawn that way and she's a cartoon. And there's been many many,, many, many a dude that at one time, Jessica Rabbit was their number one cartoon. True. That's that's fact, fact of life. I'm not making any of this up. Pull it look it up in the break. Oh, I'm gonna look it up now you're giving me a compliment. I always give you compliments. No, you don't always . What are you talking about, lady? Remember you said you were scared of me now because of what I did to Totu and they're saying I didn't even hit him hard. So how were you scared? That was part of the bit . Was it? Yeah, I'm not scared of you. Ain't nobody afraid of you? Ain't nobody scared of you? Yeah, you're all talk no action . Everyone crazy. Everybody helped me without everybody knows this without knowing Daisy, Daisy, you just told me a story in the break that proves he's right. You're all talk no . No action. You are no action at all. You haven't had the dust knocked off that in over four years. Okay, okay. I agree with Russia. We're gonna continue with this. No, no, no, no. When we come back right now, don't go anywhere. You're listening to the mock of the morning. Hey, I can predict your behavior. We can barely predict our own real radio one hundred and four point one, guaranteed human . This weather report is brought to you by Mills Air . Welcome back . We're radio one hundred four point one broadcasting live on iHeart Radio next Friday. It's it's a june . It's the nineteenth of june and we are kicking off summer at the Crimson House Newsomer Beach. If you come on out you're going to get free breakfast. They got free breakfast buffet thanks to Bagel King. We also have a lot of entertainment planned for you. The stubborn cowgirl and Doug, we got Tyler King that's gonna world premiere a song his very first original song with ast Moner music Man Matt, Reed Foley will be there, Sean Hulk and we're doing the wine stomping competition and we are going to need grapes and I need and all this is going to be for, you know, try to get donations for this because the money's going to go when we sell the bottles of wine , it's all going to go to the Carla K. Cancer Screening Fund to help people get the cancer screening, thanks to our friends at Life Imaging. Anyway, so back to what Angel said, he made a statement, and I got to tell you , I stand by that statement. As dirty as you talk and your whole bit on Friday was all dirty, dirty dirty, and you're always talking sex , you're all talk , no action. And the reason we why say that is you just told us a story about how you went to Secrets, the swingers place this weekend and you walked around the whole time and you didn't you didn't do anything . I watched what do you mean nothing? Angel said somebody needs to knock the dust off that thing. Watching is not dustin . Listen, I don't voyeur no , so she's a voyeur. And this is a voiller. What is that? That's a person who watches a parent . Don't you call me a boy ? Yes, a boy. Don't call me a boyer. I don't go anywhere . So dare you. You're insane. You get an insulted . These weren't insults. These are a matter of fact just hanging out with you on the brew bus. What did you want to do? You wanted to watch people act up and get naked clothes off. Yeah. I like to watch poor people get naked. This is not the boy. Yeah , when you go to seek, I get it turn on from it. That's exactly what I . It's more again, it's that's it. There is exactly what are the whole like sapio sexual thing . Like it also works for me. I watch and it turns me on like it turned off being a voyeur. From secrets. But what he said what he said was all talk, no action. No, no, no, but I take action. When the last time you had sex? Real sex? Yeah. Okay, it's been two years. Okay, that's all new action. No, no, no, no, but that's because I don't have a boyfriend right now, but I'm about to start dating I'm gonna like once I have an actual boyfriend . We're gonna dust everything . We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna have squeaky clean, white club, everything. It's gonna be fine. So you went out to the swingers club this weekend and you went to party. Oh man, I had so much fun. I'm not gonna lie. Did you have a lot of fun. So nobody wanted to have sex with you. Oh I got offered sausage like I've never seen in my life. And you just kissed it. It was kissed the owner said it was the busiest night he's ever had and it was eye candy weekend. There were young people from all over the USA it was really, really hot and horny I want to say they came up to you and said hey they didn't come up to me and sayy, He, they had it in their hands out and they were like, yo, you want some? And you said . And I said, No grass, yes. And I kept saying, No thank you, no, thank you, no, thank you. Finally, I met this twenty three year old like super handsome white guy. Oh, I'm not gonna lie. He was hot. Yeah, just really, really hot young guy. I think his name was Nick, but I don't know his real name, you know, they fake it sometimes. And then I followed him around as he's doing all these different people, right? Not just watching him be like a rabbit. He was like a rabbit . I was like, Oh my goodness , so he inspired me to start talking to a white guy because I was like, oh, they're not bad. Like this is you're talking about like they're from Mars or something, but okay I'm going to talk to a white guy. Okay, so that's what the angels try to say though. You go out there and this guy wanted to have sex with you, right? Oh, many of them, yeah, lots of them. Which turns me off. So you talk about sex all the time. We can't bring up any topic here . We don't make it about sex. And so that's why it's saying you're all talk. I'm not all talk, though. It's just no way. I'm single right now. Like if I had a man , I wouldn't even probably wouldn't even be talking. I would be like really busy banging. Like I'd probably bring him to the hallway, bang him there, bang him in the bathroom, and then come here and then go bang them on. I think you're all talk. I don't think you do either not you guys don't know me like you don't know me so if you're that horny and you go and you go out to the and you go out to the sex club plays . Why did you not have sex? Because I'm not a whore . I watch these girls. Some of them don't even turn around to see who's banging them. Right. So to me, that's disgusting. So what would you say to someone who's probably yelling at their radio right now? Well you talk like a whore , but you don't but why ? But just because a cat says meow