Final Thoughts and Outro

The McLrooy brothers are not experts And their advice should never be followed Travis insists he's a experpert. But if there's a degree on his w. I haven't seen it Also, this show isn't for kids which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening What's up, you cool baby of something beautiful. A small acquaintance has blossed. It's wpped into a precious crrenchhip. I could have never seen what was com for me. Hangs at the skate park hangs by the beach My love. It feels like It's better, it's better with you A It's better is Its It's better It Hello everybody, Wlcome to my brother, my brother and me In if Iice show for the modern era, I'm your oldest brother, Justin McRrooy. Well hello there Wh up Trav Nation? It's me and your middlest brother, Trav's B big Dg Wolfom from the Heat or award winning Mcrooy Ohoy, sailor. Wlcome to my brother, my brother, me, I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin Mackerel set sail for an ocean of leftft set sale certainly made a huge mistake before we started recording today And we started having a conversation without recording it. And it was it was a conversation. We were engaged. Yeah, we were talking just going down the drain We sensed it. I mean, I think we all kind of panicked and sensed. We're like, wait we got to get the mics rolled on this. Yeah because this is This is just people forget this. This is just our crazy mixed up.' just like a hang with us FR FR guys. Fam. This is the show. This is just us. When you're here Don' I hope you're not attached to that shit 'cause we're gonna be shooting it. together they're just chopping it up as three brothers I can try and organically get us back into the combo if you guys No. It's just adult Legos. That's the topic of conversation, which is I think it's fun. I think everybody recognizes that there are two classes of Legos. There's adult Legos and Legos for kids. Yeah. that's that's a that's an understood thing. Sometimes they are for kids subjects, but the number of pieces and detail work required suuggest an adult adult supervision. We're throwing the word adult around a lot. I've said before, I got real hang up whenever somebody labels something adult something because it makes Lgos. Correct what do yougos Do you give a kid a gun? I mean, what are you talking about?ings kill guns No What are you t No, but like Legos for adults has a different ring to me than adult Legos Ault whatever did And let's unpack that, Travis. What you what are you so uncomfortable with right now? because I'm saying there are some Lego sets that a child Is it going to have the patience to endureure Be the reward That's way wor. goes after dark. You heard how bad that is too. Yeah, that's how I hear it in my head. Yeah, but you're perverting it My purity shouldn't be a burden. It should be a resource to be tapped. I you know what I mean? It shouldn't be I'm done hiding in the shadows My love of adults Lgos. adultostory S Legos I think it's a great way when you're whinding down from a day where the world and your children have conspired to strip all semblance of control away from you, correct? to sit over. Bunch of little plastic guys. and snap them together in the way that the Lord ordained And then together they make The Great Wave of Kanagawa. And then you can put that in your the background of your shot and then you can write that Lego set off on your American taxes. I mean, that's good. We love that. love fraud man. H frauding our corrupt government. Oh yeah. justust taking a little bit back. Here's the problem, Grven. I also I have several Lego sets around me But I also have well no, I also have a ton a metric ton of other shit in my office. This is why can I tell you my secret? I got a high ceiling in my office and floating shelves. So I can put more shit up just out of eyeline. So you're looking around and you're like, this is the normal amount of shit in here. And then like you look up six inches and you're like, o Oh no whole other layer shit in here. Travis has actually some marking tape down like on his walls showing exactly where his camera is recording and just immediately beyond the perimeter of that tape It's fucking It's it's old hero clicks It's like fifteen swords. The only stuff that goes behind me in the shot is things about me. Right Rocket manan Rocketer excuse me, Rocketer. We already did our we did our No, but that's it Those are the three facets of my personality. I'm willing to Fance your own shit and Rocket Man. Yeah And w firstirst I would like to pitch Le. It's called the Rocketeer. So Rocket Man. I I corcted it after. Rocket Man is your favorite Hrlan Williams film. I would like to first suggest LegOos for FOR adults. to be clear that it's not the number four Okay, Legos four. That's cool Juice. I don't know that there were a lot of people out there thinking that we were talking about C like four adults that we had made out of Legos, but it's the branding Okay. LegO' FOR, not the number. Oh, we're not doing it because Lg Legos four k is Okay. This is LegOos FOR adults That's cool It makes it clear that it is an adult product. Yeah. I want to make it I want I want to make it clear that LegO in no way calls these adult Legos anyway because like I'm trying to help them with the. Yeah, but like Kids If you want to spend six hundred and fifty dollars a on a eight thousand piece set of Minas Tirith U they'll take your money. They will accept that. They will have's They don't check ID's at the Lego store. I know. I okay. I I am at the risk of going too deep into my psyche, here is the issue that I have with these these Lego sets I have put together two now. I put together an NES and then gamebard I have very much enjoyed the process of doing them. So great This is the new juu ju ju when you've 've been hitt when you've hit the pingjamon a couple times and you're just mellowing out And it feels like we can like talk about stuff like this now because Dad doesn't listen to the show anymore, but like when you have a little bit of a buzz on and then it's like connect this two by three to that flange.'s good, right? How the stch and putting together the planet expresship is theosest fuck I get When you see someone like doing a crossword in a wing backack j. Grandpa Whittling? No, Grandpa a little high. But how to say? Two quick things. One, o gosh, great idea man, I never thought of it. No, I'm not suggesting it. Oh sorry. that was what I was commiserating like, it's good, right? Not like you gotta try LegOos high. I would never suggest that. H you ever tried LegOos on or? Yeah no. The other thing a quick sidebar to that what you just said on death Ln't the show anymore? Dad yesterday we did Clubhouse at at three or at two hundred thirty and Dad texted us, That was really fun guys. halfway through the episode of Cubhouse. Yeah. like not at the end of it. The introduction was say like he was done, maybe. He loves start He found the secret setting on YouTube that makes it play so fast you can go forward in time and see the scream when it's done before it's. Basically sent us a hey, great show halfay through the show. Yeah because he had other things he needed to do. Will you guys tell me if it goes if my if my is like stuff in the background kind of goes too far because I feel like I've been trying to be I need to come you interrupted me halfway through my point. Sorry, I don't want to be l. I thought your point was over No, because you start talking about weeds And that was a sidebar. So don't sorry, dude, you must understand we were seven sidebars deep at that point. I simply look I understand the nature of the show, but I would like to complete my please pleaselease So I've constructed these two sets. Here's the problem that I have is the Once the set is done I It is immediately communicating things I do not wish to communicate about myself I enjoyed the time I spent with it, but I do not want to be reminded that I spent time assembling the Legos. Unpack that When people come by and they notice or observe this set, which they don't because I would hide them away. I don't let people would see them. Yeah. They might think that I was proud of the fact that I was able to assemble this Lego set on my own. That is another, I feel like I fear implication of having them on display, right? Like Yeahah, yeah, I'm the bad boy you heard about had all the free time and I did it I don't so like aesthetically I like these objects. and sure have them in my office But I feel like having them in my home after I've completed the set They are now communicating I don't wish to possess them Justin, let me fix that for you. Let Travis fix that for you. I'm gonna fix that for you real quick, Justin Don't Don't try to fix it by making me like you though. You promise. No, I promise. Gallery style information plac card next to it that lists number of pieces and time it took you to complete And so Justin. This wasn't just you putting together a Lego set. this is an art installation now. Yeah. hugely Hours to complete is that is exactly the worst. Well, you fudge it Well, you fucking fudge Yeah, you fudge. You fucking fudge it, dude, you think they don't fudge that shit on those plaques or it's You fuc like twenty three, twenty three minutes to completion twenty twenty six. This seventeen thousand piece daily bugle model too scale. I finished it In eleven minutes and thirty five seconds. No help. No help. No help. No book assistance. fucking by I. That should be the that' there should be another tier that they should call likeike the real adult Lgos. Yeah. and they show up. They're big fucking Huge sets with no book, no separation in the bags. You get one big loose box. No guarantee that it's even a set. It might be three or four different sets. They just dumped in a box together W I have to make up stuff. That's not fun. Yeah Yeah Gross my imagination. The worst thing you can do with a Lego set and this is probably the scariest situation you end up in as a parent. Yeah. And I have I've made this mistake a couple times now is You start A Lego kit with her child because you think it will be a fun binding activity And then halfway through, guaranteed. Maybe earlier they lose interest and then you have a problem You have a half assembled Lego set. Sure. And you have many unappealing options at this point. You will not return to it. you can Maybe, you know, you shove it off half finished. That's a huge mess If You finish it on your own It's not what you signed up for. That's going feel bad pretty soon. There's probably other stuff you gott to do. Henry really enjoys the animal crossing Lego sets that have come out and I do as well But he doesn't enjoy finishing them. And we have like a little table where we do a lot of our building of these littleer sets and it does look like the animal crossing Island has been savaged by a terrible maelestrom. It does look like Tom Nooks shop. the roof is fucking gone. It's it's structure problem Yeah, no, absolutely. It's an infrastructure problem that the island has been devastated and it's sad. Justin, when that happens to me, I like to have a little pretend seash with myself where I'm an industrial revolution worker in a factory. and the fourore man, who's my one of my children is going to really get mad at me if I don't finish this model T like today or whatever, right? And I got to put it together. So it's not fun anymore But is that not? Is that not the narrative you have going on I just assume this was the narrative all parents had sort of going on in their head whenever they were doing something like gluing a toy's arm back on a guy that you they're probably not going to play with any I gota I have to stand here and compress the arm Now I'm doing medicine to this toy. I'm docting fucking stuff inss. I can't walk away from this patient now They'll die on the table And every so often you get to like do a gym to an imaginary camera like you're on the office and you're like, work, huh Yeah, that's what parents do Wellill you guys tell me if I have too much like you don't want toort to shes. No, this is what I'm saying. I think the three of us are the only ones capable of keeping each other honest about this stuff because we're all like way past we're all way fucking past the edge, man Like we're way deep in. And if one of you if you two come together and say, Hey, Griffin, that ministerith set it pushed it over the edge and now you're like That's huge. that's h huge like you can rep a ministera set. This is what I'm this is This is where I I don't think that I could An adult Lego is a tribute of your life minutes, right? You said here, I sacrificed myself to you, tiny cllassic game boy. Thank you for thank you for your shape of my life If someone looks at that and they say like, Dan, you must love Game Boy. I'd be like, yeah, man You know what I think, you know what I think and I think it's probably the I'm just saying from from Lord of the Rings. there's so much Griffin knows what meant Liff is off the top of his head. So yeah, I think he's al. Most folks do, Travis. Most folks do. I would argue most folks know And Pus Griffin I played Fredo Saggins in the Lord of the Rings movies. So That's true. That's true. I actually played Frobo Saggins in the Lord of the Wang's movie Um So this was my brief stint That more pornograph. was commented for a Bzzie for that, which is like a Rzzie for porn. Yeah, they call it a Bzzie and I was Robo Saggins, I think, I said. Yeah And it was actually Brzzer's first Bzzie. So Griffin brought home the Bz. And as you put and the ring I guess would go on his wiener And Orlando Bloom was also in it. Orlando Bloom was in that. so was Sir Christopher Lee So he played Saridong That's pretty good. We could do great all day. Sorry D. Yeah. , let's come up with more. Don't stop there. Okay, Gandil. Yeah. Iready did that one in aas Gandal T has live show. Tom Bombadil, there's gotta be something there Maybe there's not as many say airporne and put a metal in yourself but Tom bomp bom a bill b bill Pombadil tho But at you changeer to Madildo Ss Bombadill though Gys Tom Bobadill. Tom Say Say it. Waitait No I don't know.'s it's almost This is taking way too long. R been long. Tom BBld tho That's pretty good. You want to add the dough Why not just Tom Be you' I think Dildo is cpped in there too much. I think we'll put it to a poll. Ill p think we'll put it from the focus group, but I do not want to do porn parodies of Lord of the Rings anymore ' it is twenty twenty six still That's true. It's been twenty twenty six.luck on a non renewal resource that was almost c. Rsec deceades ago. Rimley's good though Rimley Bloin is Rimley son of Bloin? You can't just say the ones that you like Yeah, came for me. That's why actually we. Yeah. You can't just say the funny ones. Like then it's like because then it's inauthentic. Yeah It's dishonest. You know what mean if you always say the funny one. It's just that I haven't thought about Lord of the Rings in a decade. And so the fact that I remembered gamly gota think about Lord of the Rings quick What's the age? at which you will think I'm going to show my kids Lord ring. I've thought about this question a lot, Justin because I have actually Oh God, imagine my surprise when you lean forward. See, I think that's your way of telling me I've gone too far And I don't know you'd ever say., let me just I think that we would never say to each other like, Hey, Trav, I'm worried about you because we you guys just said that to me so many times. I will never communicate look at me in the eyes. Yeah, I will never communicate something I want you to know with a microphone in front of me. Absolutely. How's that? That's good. Okay, that's good to know where the wall is That's this here? Yeah. I'm probably lying hear mean like that' Those moies have approximately, if you take the whole runtime of like the whole thing, we'll say the non extended additions, that's still like ten hours of film And in that ten hour of film You see twelve thousand orcs beheaded. That's a tough hang, I think for it It's a tough hang. Yeah. It's a tough very scary They get beheaded a lot in their n They talk about eating guys, they try to eat guys. It does help with the scaress perhaps when you see how easy they head pop off because man. No problem And I tell you the only thing Henry knows about these films is the scene where fucking Gandalf and Sarumon have their wizard fight and you see two old men breakdancing having a battle in a marble tower. And I remember seeing that as a kid not knowing fucking anything about this franchise and seeing that me like, that's really fucking funny. Why is that in this pick? Why are these two old wizard men break dance battling This is crazy. You like too long to expose your kid to these iconic landmarks then meme culture will back them into it. Like I'm so afraid my kids whole understanding of Star Wars is permanently set up by Baby Yoda eating chicken nugies. Yeah Like that's the first thing that they understood about Star Wars's like, Ohh yeah, chicken nugies is a big part of that whole fr. You take them to see Grogu's, Mandalorian And They're going be waiting for the nugggies to show up the whole time. I can pretty much guarantee you that that's not going to happen because they do not sell those at any of the Star Wars Well, Griffin, I tell you what's not going happen is any of that situation because if I brought my kids My kids L The baby yoda Oh w. Cooper loves Grogu. loves Grogu. If I brought Cooper into a movie theater and made her sit still in the dark for two hours and watch baby Yoda, she would punch me square off in the nose and I would deserve it. And I would deserve it that movie is two hours and twelve minutes long Don't no songs to see it. No songs that we know of. We can't actually talk about the growth Yeah, we can't talk about. We can't do Garg twoks anywhere else. People are going to suspect it's some sort of secret activation That will God, Yeahah, f. Yeah, fucking right. I would love it though, hey, movies, movies Hey you're making a movie I want to see, if every ten minutes you could have a musical number. It doesn't have to have anything to do with the story. Just a musical number every ten minutes to kind of break up the movie I want to see with a movie my kids would watch. Yeah did that great with K pop deemon hunters. That was amical man. You know fucking crush it was my boy Shrered You'd be watching T. This is a lot of exposition and then it'd be like, Th I saw her face. It's like, okay cool. Awesome. Thanks, Smash M. More of that, please We have to do an advice question. I love talking about this stuff with you guys. Okay, I love to. then just wait and I'll do it. And another thing I've been working at a production company for two months now This weekend, we're having a rap party at a bowling alley I've been bowling since I was ten years old. I have my own ball and shoes and I would say I'm better than the average bowler if I could toot my own horn Is this too intense of an energy to bring to a work party? I'm a fairly new hire and I work in post production. so not a lot of people there might have only seen me in passing or don't know me at all at this point. That's from Brave Little Bowler in Bethlehem. And what a good question. And what a good name. the name was It's the most I think it's a real tight rope on this one Beuse you don't want to like slow play it too much and seem like like a hustler, right? Don't lie. Yeah. But you also don't want to come in and be like, watch this, right? Like Okay, that's assuming that the vibe at this post production rap party is going to be exceedingly competitive. I think in this exact circumstance, we all the three of us have a team we work with a team of people who help us make all of our stuff and they are incredible and we all live remotely. I don't think any one of us lives in the same city as another person So that time for Facetime, it is somewhat limited to certain live shows or whatever. If we did a bowling party and it turned out that one of us was secretly fucking dope at bowling that would be the lorex expansion would be huge. That would But you're talking what if it was like most recent person we hired. Aesome we're still trying to, okay, but wait you're still trying to form a mental picture of that person and then it's like, The rait It's like their brand is bowling Your brand is bowling. I think you're missing the point of the question as well, Dido It's not like the question is the int how to introduce The skill level in the way that leads to A be you. I beg of you, please do not try to say it beforehand. Yeah. You will go into the gutter on your first one and you will quit You will quit your job. You'll say, Hey, just a heads up for everybody. I'm pretty fucking good at bowling. out. Well, thanks. This has been fun. I'll clean out my desk. My question My question is is the introducing of your own bowling ball, your personal bowling ball? kindind of making that statement for you need. Yeah. That's yeah That's like, I wouldn't do that, I don't think. 'cause then if you break, you're like, don't worry, I brought my own ball. W Well Im abouts everybody. Yeah. I b today. I just bought it today and it's my hand broke with it C., that's two in a row. Bye, thank you so much. I quit. This would be great. I quit again What if people think that you're not part of the company, you are instead a very good bowler that won't leave them alone. Ringer. Yeah. Always a concern Man, it must be cool to be into bowling and then you get to like have your own bowling ball How much do guys think one of those mystery men bowling ball with the skull inside of it goes for? seven hundred fifty two dollars. Travis print that offer. Travis print me print me a mysteryen bowling ball T me a usable Mystery Man Bowl ball. Okay. It's all you have to provide the skull. Quick Etsy search for Mystery Man Bowling ball. And I wanted to be remote controlled. I wanted to be able to fly around and like smash bad guys. Yeah search practical use. Oh man, oh gos, you want to something wild Yeah. and mass produced them apparently, according to Reddit. Unsurprisise Yeah. Yeah. And like after the movie came out They might be on eBay. But I can't find a glowing piece of the radical rock from Guts. I can't find a Guts trophy to save my goddamn life. I suspect they keep the they say and you'll take this home and you don't fucking take it. They give you a voucher for like eighty bucks or something adjusted for like nineteen ninety six money Um I think you have one chance I I can't stop thinking about this as anything other than an opportunity to cement your legend in the company. And if you do have an opportunity to say, not, by the way, I'm really fucking good at bowling. Yeah. And then what if you hit a strike, right? Like my mind doesn't jump to like, what if you feel really bad? It's like, what if you allow yourself to succeed And you do that You're all of a sudden sort of a made person at this company. You're the one who did the coolest fucking bowling thing ever. You just have to think of the right thing to say, because we're not going to come up with it. No, here's what it is. Yeah. Oh, I think Don't talk about your level of skill. You talk about if you say, I've been bowling since I was ten Right? Then It informs like a level of practice without making any promise of level of skill. Yes I've been doing it for fifteen years and I've been bad always. Yes But I can't get enough of throwing this heavy stone. But I yeah, I got drunk and bought this bowling ball on the interet. I fucking suck at hitting the pins, but I love crinkle cut French fries They are so good I have a plan And it's I think it's fullproof, but I want you guys to help me troubleshoot it. okay? You walk up And you got to make sure your boss is out there, right? Our boss is out there. you say Hey boss, I just wanted to apologize And they're like For what? And then you say, it's my first week on the job and then you throw the ball You hit all the pins down and you say and I'm already on strike. And then you walk walk away, right? Yeah. Now, why is this a foolproof plan? because there are failure points at which you can change the plerest. So o. So here's what you say,y, you say your boss. I we start with what if you walk out there and the boss isn't there? So that's a failure point maybe. So you wait, you stay there. You wait. You have to standance still and wait still wait. if you say So you say like, I you're holding the ball you're like holding the ball like and they show up you're like, I just want to say I'm sorry. If you whiff it, then it's like I farted. Yeah. Oh nice. So that part I think a little I think you know that that part needs some work. I think you thought that there was going to be a thing to say there that would be normal and cool and then you realiz suddenly like you needed something to apologize for. I've been embezzling Yeah. I mean, that that one's bad too, but Travis' madebe worse, right, Griff? Yeah, Travis' is worse for sure. I I was just say Justin looked good. Thanks for throwing me ont the bus, Justin I's try to help you out after you're a dumb far one. You volunteered for that. He made sure That the bus went right over you did Yeah. You p back the wheel and stered towards me. Yeah, trolly problem Um Okay, so a different apology like If the boss comes up and they have a bowling ball also that is personalized, this is another failure point that you can clock. boss comes up and you're like, Hey, boss I'm sorry, and that's when they pull out their orb the backack bigig boss, CEO. gold, then it's like, I'm sorry that I just Does it say gold? Do it say big bos studio gold or?s my. I'm sorry, I pissed I' sorry.. it seems like the exact it seems like the exact same thing just happened to you again, Jice, where you were like, maybe if I talk for a while, an idea will come. But then you got to the end of a lot of talking and you're like, I guess I pissed my pants. You say Talk for longer. If you talk for longer the will come to you, I promise you. Yeah Yeah, its sometimes you say you're saying I piss my plants before you You realize it. Yeah You could Is there a way of doing it? And if it goes in the gutter,'d be like, I'm sorry that went in the gutter I'm sorry I didn't do better. I wish I'm sorry. I disappointed you. I'm sorry I disappointed you, dad I'm sorry, that was the wrong Lame. Yeah And then if you strike it and you turn, That part's set in stone. you're going to say I'm already on strike or is that a potential sort of If you turn after hitting the strike and you realize like actually this isn't the moment The conditions here are actually pretty great and The other failure point point that is probably most likely is they miss the first thing. you come back and you go to deliver the punchline and they're looking at their phone Yeah So in that case I that is I need a plan for that too, I think because they would just he I'm going on strike And that the communication possibility there is quite pos. They might miss the strike and then you just say like Q Yeah, you you can't fool me. I'm sticking to the union. collective bargaining. I love it. I love it. It's great I don't think you can just do one guy. Like I don't think you can just be one guy and be like, and by the way N I going to get because I do think it's sort of like they's better if there's more people Aive marketing does imply that there' a' a collection of of some. Once you hit the strike and you say it's my first week and I'm already on strike, then you do have to turn to the other employees and try to get them on your side Yeah stage walkout, you know. Yeah. I guess you can turn around and be like, orr should I say we're on strike and the hope is that they're so impressed by your strike that they're like, we'll follow you anywhere, King. Yeah this place around. I'm the boss now. And then they all step up and throw like concurrent strikes. Yeah, yall going straight too. That would be cool. G practice a little bit ahead of time, but I think more labor to speed should be solved with bowling tournaments I agree. and I think I think I think the unions would probably get way more wins in that case. I don't know. That's just me I was in a work meeting with my supervisor and three other coworkers today At one point, I was adjusting my seat by lifting myself up on my handrests In doing so, my adjustable armrest slid all the way forward quickly, making a fairly loud sound. My supervisor mid conversation, said, Oh, excuse you paned. I didn't know how to respond, I didn't say anything Then the meaneting continued on as normal. Brothers, how can I recover from my supervisor and coworkers thinking I farted For some context, the call was with my supervisor, two coworkers and an HR rep to discuss how we would communicated reorg at our company to direct reports. We were on a teams call with our cameras on That's from the squeak suspect. I tell you, man, when these When these like company folks like start start talking about this stuff, I can't even Understand it. Teams, HR rep supervisor. L I start to see these word call chair. Yeah, I Yeah, I can't communicate. Reorg. come on. Like come on. I don't know, man. I don't think they thought you fed And here's my justification for that If They honestly did I don't think anyone would say, oh, excuse you out loud. Right I think that's a thing. your armrest made a funny noise and they were maybe being a little silly, maybe being a little a like teenager giving you a hard time But I don't think anybody hears annise think someone farted and their impulse in a professional with an HR rep on the call is to loudly announce, Oh, excuse you. Yeah. well, I would say Travis has tamped that situation down nicely Well, I think that there's a deeper go. I think I know, no no Travis is right Well, I was looking at the time Justin and it's about time to head into the money zone. So I wanted to give us a nice first pitch home run. should we just try to do jokes, you know, like J try to make like a joke. You talk more about ping your pares with the bowing ally jokeise question I didnt undermine the premise of the question that you yourself included, but it does it does seem to be on odds.' different Travis That's question selection, Travis. He doesn't think of jokes. He's barely thinking at all. He's on autopilot looking for opportunities to make his brothers look good. I'm sorry. I pissed my pants. When Travis picks these questions, he gets in a big tub of goo like in minority report and he's just like fucking Like it's pure subconscious energy. And then they show up in the show And yeah, but if somebody's like so tells this protracted story about a raccoon that came to their porch install all of their vegetables and then ran off and they don't know how to tell their neighbor. I'm hooked. And we're like, I don't think you saw a raccoon. it's like, well, what are we doing here, you know? We gota let's got pretend Let's pretend that there was a loud rude fart sound. Hold on. Wait can we can settle this right now Just like say they farted I don't mind doesn't traff make a fart and waits with your chair Mine is like very mechanical. You might feel like I'm in flight of the navigator Yeah! I'm doing it.. Okay, so m Sice told me sorry, Cybar Slice told me he saw somebody doing an armpit fart on the street last week and it really took him back. He's like, I completely forgot about armpit armarts. He's like, it's like seeing somebody do pugs. It's just like, wow, armpit farts, I forgot. I think everybody hits a day with armpit farts so they think like, I don't wanna touch my nude armpit Like Yeah I'm good. It's either got BO on it or it's got deodorant on it. Either way I'm not eager to get in there. U Travis, you do a podcast. You're married to a polite person You're having a field day with that fuck. I forgot my chair I was gonna do that. Oh, dude, mine has so many vertices of adjustment that I set two years ago and haven' touched since. I can't. It's a classic problem with any chair that you have with adjustable settings like that. You may go through it the first time be like Yeah, how do I make it? you know It's because you're not trying to make it comfortable because you've already decided that that's wrong. Yeah. because comfort has gotten you into that back pain position. So it's like, okay right. You tell me, right? and then you just forget. all these buttons do. It I'm sore. It's that utopian ideal though of I always assumed be an adjustable seat in the car Ajust to see him my. that there is an arrangement of pieces that if I sat down would put me at body neutral Right where I'd stand up. It's not like I feel comfortable, but I'm also not hurting myself. I need a tailor. I need a t no head No limbs, no head, just like F floating Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah. Just your L and the connection. just in the zone L in the tank. That's how I want to connect No more mouse and keyboard Track in the tank like L. F me in the tank I just me in the tank. Wh get back papa. a keyboard. I gota record a podcast, Popa. put me in the tank Comea Do you Does one excuse a fart This is with a question I've been trying to ask for about six minutes now and I hate because they' the bad guy. When you sneeze you and it's expected that the other person says bless you. If you burp If you do a little light burp I think saying, excuse me. that is on you. I feel like a flightus is you gotta everybody just kind of pretends like they didn't hear it. It's gotta instant self gaslight. Inant self gaslight flightveness. I didn't hear a fart. I didn't hear anything. You have to ignore that it happened. 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So if we could just try to preserve as much of that Rachel, if there was any of that conversation while I was in the bathroom that didn't have like bank details or anything. if you could just Make sure we preserve that kindal stuff. I don't want to lose any of it I'm not a woman And I want to make that clear. Okay that I'm not making any judgments about our first story. We have two stories for you on the MunQaded podcasts within a podcast which profile is the latest and greatest in brand eating Our first is that it is is a celebration of women's Health Mth And then it starts with this. You glow girl Ca Gbe, you gl girl. You gl girl girl. Is there any punctuation in there that you can serve. You glow, comma girl, exclamation point. Pla Bowolles is introducing mermaids in And that is capapital S, Capital Z, Capital N. One fun thing that you could do when you encounter Sang in press releases is Google it with and then append Reddit to it. 'cause then you could find a Reddit post from nine years ago where someone says, what's going on with Szan So playa way on trend with this one. Susan It's mermaid, Susan. During Women's Health Month. It's a new line of four smoothies and bowls that bring together two defining elements of the brand. functional feel For women. fununctional feel good ingredients and visually striking creations. The menu blends collagen peepides and blue spirulina protein rich antioxidant packed super food. What did you say with blue Not the blue certainly not the blue spirulina. They're just Yeah putting that in there. But that's the best for women. Yeah It's got mermaid worthy menu items with naturally bold colors and tropical flavors This true star of Mermaid Sason is Mermaid Mood Bull, featuring a Nella drizzle and Se shell treat. For your help. I don't move the health for a woman's healthy body in mind. 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You know, what I did sharered Biting into the chocolate hazelnut shell reveals a rich gooey center, a small indulgence worthy of every mermaid at heart Great Yeah, they've also got a b We haven't checked, but I bet chocolate's poisonous to mermaids. I'm just betting. There have no way bet Why would they have that in the ocean? There's no fucking way their like immune system, their gut macrobiotics or whatever like ready for a big chocolate set. If they had the courage and their convictions, this treat would just be like a raw fish That's what they e. They're not eating this ply a mix of stuff They're eating a fish head It's a base infused with collagen peptides to support Gowing skin, hair and nails layered with fresh strawberry and banana, Th then topped with chillia seeds and a do of cocoa whip lightight and satisfying. It's designed to deliver that Gow from within feeling, which I think it's a fun way of describing, Hey, about a quarter pound of chia is just ripping through me like a freight tray. Oh I' glow from within. Oh I glowing from within, I can feel it. I literally feel every seat Oh So undigested are they Mermaid Sason is all about supporting our important mermaids during women's Health month. I'm with flavorfulill, beautiful and functionally beneficial meals that you can only find find at Playa Bowls They've bought into the mermaid messaging so much that it's starting to sound like it's not For humans Yeah, Yeah Details like the Seashell on our mermaid mood bowl and cocoa whip swirls are designed to be discovered. Jjoyed They adding a playful instinctive moment for guests. They're designed to be discovered and enjoyed. They are so fucking horny for this one chocolate shell, huh? Yeah. Yeah, we did it. We did it. We put one Little chocolate shell in there. Yeah, that's in there. Keep talking. You're gonna love this shit. You're gonna love this shit, dumb dumb. You need you like you yourre seeking finer games? Here you go, Mommy He funnally by the chocolate shell The other the this is better this is more important news guys. This is the big story can we can I just real quick before we hop off that story? Oh, I'd love to talk about because right wait. real quick A arere you guys women? Because I don't want to judge Well no health offering. It is the it's the you Glow girl thing that I want to return back to because wow. very first words of it. It made me wonder about sort of There's a couple of interpretations of that based on like Obviously it's like second person, but is it like a an imperative or is it sort of just like a description It is a command of the Okay. I thought that also appliesation. That applies to you go girl as well. I'm realizing now because I think my whole life I've always heard that as like a Like a command sentence like, you better, you better go girl. But it could also be a simple kind of declarative like, you are one who goes girl. You did say Yeah, it could be like I want to remain in the same place that you are at girl. Yeah, but I no longer wish to be in your presence. You go girl That's another take on it. You should be the one This is a girl who goes. And so to describe that, I will say You go. You go, girl Now what about Yukiyo girl? O! Yeah Sounds funny, but does it mean? Well, he sounds. but J just good' to say no his White dragon Fucking, the one that you build with the five parts on I don't. canan I move on? Yeah, please becausecause this this story is important and this I That's going feel pretty silly for stopping podcast with this one. Does Burger King have more Batman commemorative frosted glass mugs? we're about to get into? ' no I want to talk to you about the freestyle. Min The why freestyle mini. that actually divides away It's a new everyone knows the freestyle machine is the one good piece of technology for the past ten years right Yeah. We are the only good technolog. Name another one The freestyle so to So the only the only good technology the past ten years is the Coca Cola freestyle machine. and now it's getting a next generation update. I'm gonna read to you some things from this press release that you're gonna to think I'm making up, but I swear to God. I swear to God, everything I'm about to read is real Yeah. one hundred and forty years since nineteen sorry, since eighteen eighty six Co Cola company has been at the forefront of dispensed beverages one hundred and forty years later, the company is redefining the space once again with modular connected equipment that translates consumer trends into drinks faster than ever before.. Okay. So when Freestyle launched, the headline was variety? You could go to a freestyle machine, you push a button, you say, I want diet gingeril with cherry flavoring. I want Power rate. And that was the headline, you know But now what emergge over time is more transformative. a real time data signal from tens of thousands of machines showing exactly what consumers are reaching for and returning to order again Y'all, the freestyle machines have never been about choice. They've been about you Yeah. You know what I mean? They've been about learning.. And insightful data translates into a finished market ready drink in as few as ninety fucking days while the traditional process takes eighteen months. For example, Coca Cola Freestyle developed and launched Fanta Crimson Sour Cherry in Whitecastle and Sprite Loco Lime in Wingstop, both in under three months from Ccept Okay, so to break this down, you're saying that there's like we listen to Reggie who works at the fucking cinemark downtown and every time he hits his soda machine, he mixes fucking mister Pib and vanilla and a little bit of Power raid. and he's crazy for that shit. so we're like this is Reggie drink No you stupid idiot? Oh, that's not it at all. The machine has been watching Reggie and the machine tells Coke, Hey, there's this idiot Reggie and his twenty idiot friends and they always do this one mix. And then Coke's like, well, let's sell that as a different thing. And they're like, excellent. That's exactly what I said. Welcome. Welcome to the Coca Cola press conference U we have a big announcement can we break down what just happened because I said that it and then just that you're not understanding it. And then he was like No, Randy is not reporting the information The machine is reporting the information Right Right. Yeah, no, for sure. I think I under I think okay What were you saying you're not you you kind of get it, but a lot of people don't and that's a problem we've had it cook for a long time.. So I don't want you to be embarrassed. Right I know I am just we develop Fanta crimson sour cherry in Whitecastle. in under three months from wing stop to pouring. Do you know what I'm saying Members of the press, we've tracked. Hello. My name is Dave Coca Cola, the CEO of Coca Cola. We've tracked. Why didn't you only get one reporter? Hey Dave, why didn't you only get one reporter at our press conference? We've got forty unoccupied chairs in this wonderbroni in the front. I'm sorry, sir. I don't mean I invited a bunch. I appreciate it. I appreciate you coming out. I just you've already asked one really stupid question. I'm actually Associated press. so they'll kind of just moment. We'll be get back to you. Dave, what are you saying So we've tracked data from countless movie theaters and fast food restaurants. So today we're going to unveil our latest product to the one that everybody wants This is a little bit of soda in a free water cup when the person's back is turned You'll be able to buy this at every retail location. to do it And how good is this Oh that's not the point The point is that the water mean for you. Just say, hey, man, fucking just say like, it's really fucking good that we're Oh, no, it's terrible because it's free. No waterup got try try hold on, try that again, but say like, it's really good.. It's really good for us. There we go The other one that we had that way. Why did you need that? Ethics SPJ. Y. The other product that we're really happy about is where you dump like just a second worth of soda and it doesn't look quite brown enough and you think something maybe is weird about it, so you dump it out. That's something we're selling for thirty seconds now Okay I'm also you can now complain. Every sda comes with a person you can complain to about how maybe like the juice is out back in the back and they need to check the syrups or whatever. That comes standard with every package U And we I' going like you a quote, a real quote from the real guy who does has your real job just trying to sneak it in if you can't. send a script for a joke to say It's not a joke We're announcing a lot of importance. You're also going to that we're going to put some funny Like, you know, a picture of iced tea on the ice tea thing. people love that We're evolving our dispense equipment into a connected intelligent platform where every pore strengthens our understanding of consumers and every unit becomes part of a global network At scale, that's what allows us move faster differentiate our system and deliver more relevant experiences to the point of por. And you can like hit every button really quick to get a bunch in there and actually sorry, you return to your previous point. Every word you just said was scary to me It was Oh's there' a paper It doesn't after I contain the act stuff after the stuff after ICT, every word you said sounded pushing the button really quickly to get a little bit of feel like you're being a purposefully kind of evasive right now. Oh, was that about being fing ourt dispense equipment into a connected intelligent platform where every poor strengthens ar kids to see the Super Mari Galaxy movie and they get a high C with a little bit of sprite mixed in there. Yeah because they're not all about that full carbonation life. they need to cut it with something. You're saying that they are being data minded to feed a large Real sc, just basic stuff track. And is that good Is that good that that's happening? It's. love that. We like that. It's good for it. We love that. No you know exactly what you like. That'anobots in the soda. you know what I mean? So we can geo That's good We can do something like that. because the story guys that I'm thinking of is like tech is sofa. I'm sort of the tech guy at the Associated press and like Robotub When I write about this stuff, I wish It's always like, this check fucking baller famam. So just like if you could sort of change the language a little bit to be less like, we're watching you, we're watching you. We know your taste. We know what what you're feeling like Yeah we're you and you want to takeake another pass of the quote there, Greg essent another copy, a different copy of you and make it more just like Tech is cool future We're getting there. add ons include a remote non nutritive sweetener system for high volume outlets of self cleaning nozzle, cup and lid holders and bag in box, or BIB. WaySation that provides operators with real time visibility into product levels, eliminating guesswork and reducing out of stocks question Yes. Why can't you just talk fucking normal? Like what is what's what is a non nutritive sweetener? We'll start there. There's a button you can press to make the mountain de sweeter. That's fucking crazy. What's that? It's remote though so we do it from here. Yeah We do it from. be sweeter? Oh, and that is a little sweeter baby Talking got all these wires connected to my brain and I'm the remote So how do you decide if someone gets a extra sweet mr. Pib? Like how do you have a camera spending And if they have spent more than a million dollars on Coke products over the course of their life, they get a little extra sweeten I to say thank you Okay. They can just get a little bonus, a little bonus sweetener. God, I tell you tell you Dave I was really worried he was gonna to ask about Hydris, but I guess we had I do actually, I have heard rumors about the sort of sorry, I wasn't talking to you. Do you have a question? You raise your hand. Like have you never been it? He's never been at one before. I don't think. We're going to have to electrify your seat for just two seconds. Give him a quick buzz. I do like that Don't do the buzz Yeah I did have a he did it and I fucking did not move ' I'm true. I get buzzed a lot. No, I've heard about Hydrs. I heard you're debuting it at the National Restaurant showh And it does sorry what sorry what? It does sound like a w sounds like a monster. It does sound like a monster. It sounds like a monster' n nameed Hydress. It sounds like a monster. Please don't talk about Hdrress anymore. We It just it's a consist what I have in my notes here and I got this scuttle bg. What have you he what have you heard and I will either confirm or you tell me what you've heard and talk some either give you a yester name. It's so like a situ It's so rare that someone responds with I can either confirm or deny you. Yeah. Usually you get the opposite in this business. I heard regarding Hydris that every piece of equipment debuting at the National Restaurant Sh shares a unified visual identity, Hydris. ight across the entire Coca Cola disispenser fleet Hydrress is a consistent design language that signals quality and sets expectations before a single drop is poured. Whether a consumer encounters a Coca Cola machine, The experience now begins the same way It's fucking it's like they're charging headlong into dystopia. like like with this press release They're like at the forefront for like dystopian can we fucking get in one press release. But it's good because it's for soda. Do you understand? Yeah. you have to if there's going to be terrible dystopian advances that rob us of our community and many of them will be so challenging and painful. when there's some that are like, We just want to give you the soda you want We had to celebrate that technology. We had to make it and celebrate tech. It's try Sm It'sry slurm It's a real slurm situation. who at the fucking National restestaurant S show is going to be like, damn, all these Coca Cola dispensers look really good. And then someone is gonna to have to be like Thanks. it's Hydris. Its Hydr. It's a unifile Hydress. It's Oh man, it's what a what a bad what a bad time, man. We're gonna get through this, but man alive, you got to take a moment to say like, wow, it's good. you're c dude hold This is good You're so mixed up. This is good. Ohad about bombs and stuff. We hate d. Yeah. no, obviously this is we' gooduff going on, but the fact that Coca Cola is like Hydrress is watching you. You're like, that's yes. good actually. To refresh you better. Wh don't refresh refresh you better. Yeah giving you what you want before you know you want it. Yeah, it's refreshing you better. There's like it's like a victimless crime. Like it just wants to Oh, o, there's there's There's a couple victims just in that one example. I feel like I wasn't me this gave me caffeine free flat sprite. Is that what I wanted? I guess it is. Yeah better for you. It's what you want. I don't think it I wanted an icy Iicy s There is also Ca X micromatic mixology Developed in partnership with Micromatic, this non alcoholic mixology dispenser takes familiar beverages, sodas, lemonade, teas, coffees, and layers in syrups, dairies, and alternative dairies to create drinks that reflect the craft and customization consumers are increasingly seeking. That result is a level of creativity at the fountain that has not existed there before Is it goty hydrress though Becauseuse it doesn't have Hdr, I'm going be walking w with Hydrs Hydrouros EI in Global Hydrour military platform. Yes There's an extra area in there to fit in the AI in capitals. There's area. Everything's trying to get you all the time I turn on my Sadoku app on my phone and it's like, Hey, can we just fucking watch you? And I'll be like, I guess you're just Sadoku. I don't think I want Coca Cola to know. I don't think I want Coca Cola to pump me I don't want them to pal me Uh, but how does I think In my gut I feel like the best thing you can do is if you see a any sort of freestyle setup that is not in the Hydrous design language. I think you have a moral imperative to tear it from the wall and destroy it. They want you to. They want to replace that Yeah. They want to replace that machine. They want to get a halse idol. at att this point, it's a false idol and it is like the brand and like the thing you could do for H like I think what Hydrress would want to destroy all freestyle machines that are not Hydris enabled to clear the way for Hydris. Hydris, by the way, as far as I can tell, means a glossy red shell correct black an imposing black outcropping with a screen on it. That's Hydris. And they so they've made it also a kind of scary like Hydris L like the AI like the thing from two thousand one of space, honestly It looks like a squid game guy. It looks a Squ game likeike one of the guys on Squid Game that comes around and kills you if if you bust if you like knock over the Jinga tower or whatever. They've made it scary on purpose and they've called it Hydrs. Awesome. Cool. I think it would be fun if we all picked a terrible disgusting combination of beverages and agreed to order the hell out of it for the next six months until Coke was like, this is what everybody wants. What if Coke is so disgusted with the actual day that it receives. They're like, we don't want to do this anymore. Yeah The serbs that you people are putting in are ful and don't want to answ We're just gonna do You can have sprite or coke. Now from now on there's one button and it pours flat water. That's all you g from now on. We gave you Infinite tools to create art and you guys made pivonades. which is Mr. Pib Lemonade Mixed all up That would slap maybe actually. What if there was one button that just said guaranteed universal insurance? It'sust like one act And if everybody pressed it everybody does ye, ye. It would count as a vote. buton. Dude, why are we wasting time in the voting booth? We should be doing that at Hydris. Hydris should do the elections for sh. And the new president it is fanta Mrter Pim for like President Pim, what did you will stand when Mr. Bim comes in the room We should be done all, the show is over, so this is free, but I do have to say free content for everybody. This the afterfter showhow. This is the after showhow. What if Stanley was prophetic? But instead of Hydra, it was Hydris. and instead of the Avengers, it was Doge. And this is actually what the battle is Wow, Jeez, what a cool awesome are real. you l it no away for free Yeah, man. this is the after show, man. Trav after this one, I don't know I'm gonna have too many more commercial options. Yeah frrankly Thanks for listening to our podcast. We hope you've enjoyedself. Hail Hydas Speaking of consumerism, we've got some new merch We've got that don't talk to me until we have my podcast mug, the I like All butts and no goverment mug, which is also a digital cross stits pattern, and the my brother and my brother NT, which is available at alone or in a bundle with one of the mugs. Tberers All Hydrous compatible. Yes. tenen percent of all mer proceeds this month will be donated to the First Nations Development Institute I just want to say a huge shout up And an apology to my fellow spectrum writers who are now going to be forced, compelled chemically, biologically to tell anybody who they are with when they encounter a Hydrs machine, that that is part of the Hydrs design language. Everyone's going to want to hear it but we are going to have to tell about. So apologies, but you know, you're welcome. You're going be doing a little education. You can preorder the Adventure Zone story and song right now. It's the final graphic novel in the Adventure Zone balance Graphic novel series. if you go to the adventurezonecomic dot com and there's an exclusive preorder gift of a postcard pack and sticker. It's available from our publisher if you submit your receipt at bit. ly slash taz G in gift. Carri posted those on Instagram. They look amazing. I will want to secure my own ones of those as well. Thanks to Montaine for the use of our theme song. My life is better forgotten how to draw all You know? Yeah. What if she's forgotten how to draw other things? You know, she draws a robot or something? Well, we got robot, but you know, So thank you, Montaine for the Eart theme song My lifeife is Better with you. Montaine recently featured on an episode of Off menu. I really enjoy. It's very fun I don't know if we should be plugging other shows like Go listen to that one but then never again