Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts

The McAlrooy Bothers are not experts And their advice should never be followed Travis insists he's a expert. But if there's agree on his wall I haven't seen it Also, this show isn't for kids which I mentioned only so the babies out there We know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby s of something beautiful. A small acquaintance has blossed. It's wped into a precious friendchhip. I could have never seen what was com for me Hangs at the skate park hangs by the beach My love. It feels like It's b, it's b with you A It's b 's Hello everybody and welcome to my brother Bother and me. advice you for the Men era. I'm your oldest brother Justin Mclrooy Well, I'm your midalist brother. What up Trav Nation? It's me, bigig dog Wolf wolf, Travis McRrooy What up, Trav Nation? It's me, your sweet baby brother, thirty under thirty Media Luminary Gryiffin Nackelrooy I might seem a little off. I blew the intro there. I've just been thinking a lot. as you guys know Uh Trav Nation sleeping sweeping the world Yeah, and sleeping the and sleeping the world. you know, I just look like. So I'm still thinking about sleepy. I'm still halfway in the land of Nod. but As you know U we're on pace now to have enveloped everyvery cool person on earth. Sure, man. And no non shitty no no shitt All the big influencers. Yeah. fucking fucking clavicular I don't think he's in it. The dress. I don't think he's in home. I' sure he's not in it. But I PD Pie. No D't get him farts By, by I I'm not willing to rest my laurels and I'm setting my sights to enveloping the universe, but I need The next big thing And so I figure the obvious pathway, right? There's two There's a branching decision tree before me Yeah. And you know, I watch a lot of the TikToks of the Instagram reelos and Mypace pages and My two options seemed to be deebate bro, you know, going one things debate people or like content creator boxing matches. Don't do that. Those are so confusing. Are you mean literal or virtual What literal boxing matches. Yeah, But then virtual boxing, they get together, they get a remote play of ready to bo on TikTok it's so confusing. People do this on the TikTok live, I find it so confusing. How do you box this remotely? How You'll see one No, it's not boxing. it's just like you'll see two creators sharing a screen and they're just like, this guy sucks And then the other creator is like, no, they suck. And they tell their fans like, I hate this guy. then the other person is like, I hate them and then they're like, smash that like chat or whatever. So it's like a fight they're doing. So it's like it's like in boxing when they do like a pre match like press conference and they squirty st to whole guns and insult each other's wives and stuff. They're just throwing galaxies around. Galaxy, galaxy That's the best part of boxing. I do I'm excited about the potential when they galax around. That's just so I'm looking at these two options, but then I thought Why not both So here's my new pitch for a live event that I'm sure I'm going get a lot of investors in I call it a jab and gab where the two creators do one round of boxing and then one round of debate And then one round of boxing all back to back to back. Okay J just beating each other up, but then debating and then beating each other up and then debating until somebody taps out Okay and says like you win and then they have to change their their views on this. less Yeah less chicken chop date, more karate chop date Yeah. Yeah. exactly. I like that Trav, especially the part where they have to change their views. My favorite part of all those Jubilee videos is after thirty Absolute goofballs get schooled on sort of basic fundamental principles of being a good human being. At the end of it, they all kind of do a big hug together and they're like, we're fixed now. Yeah, you want. He said the rightest stuff and we were wrong and now vaccines Thumbs up. loveove it. And we can recreate that too Yeah have one big giant beefy person. Yes and kind of thirty scrawnny people. Okay. And like they can debate and then I'll fight Yeah and they don and. Yeah. so when they get tired of using their minds and debating, then all of a sudden we got thirty Wispy guys trying to climb this big coconut tree. Yeah of a man who's absolutely beaten just going to town on him Chick a chick a, boom boom style. Yeah, exactly There' the other alternate name I came up with it was Ooh, that's smart You think the problem like that the TV executives will be like, do you have another name? O punches and hunches was another oneot punches a punch that S smarts is good. Jab and gab though. I think it was the one I landed on I think I like who That Smart's better Are you are you sms? Are you that question mark, smarts, period So are you just arranging this or are you going to participate in it? Because Trav, I don't know that either of these thingsings are something you have certainly bking questions l. Hear me out answers. If the boxing part is hey wait a minute. No, I want to do mine. Certainly not asking questions and listening to the answers. Okay, go ahead. Yeah. If the boxing part is first I'm one hundred percent sure I could take Ben Shapira. I think I could be his ass. dude. dude. He can't try to get his wife wit. What You don't know what is No, what Why would I know about Ben Shapiro's capacity? I shouldt have toizen. I shouldn't have to experience this. You said it. You brought it I'm done my time. He said it on his show after Wap came. I don't should it they should go he should Google N like you you dra me bird. You dragged this dead bd to my saying. Okay, go ahead. you're right. When Wab came out He publicly stated on his show, If it gets wet, you're doing something wrong That's awesome. So good I'm not be sure I'. It's just like a fact. That's thing he said. That he said show and said click send. Yes. upload. What he think? what did he think? Okay, I don't w to get too raunchy because you guys are my biological brothers that's fucking gross. but like, what did he think Was he like if it gets if it gets wet down there it looks like you made or have a PP accident. U oh, yucky likeike what did he think was the the mechanism That might be that Ben Shapiro, and this is going to be hard to believe, doesn't understand U how women work on any fundamental level. Yeah. sure. Yeah. sure. Yeah. is this also the same guy that said that after the homes get washed into the sea that someone else will be lining up to buy them. Yeah Yeah. So Yeah, that's not as crazy as the. Maybe that's what I was talking about when it gets wet downstairs Yeah I serious that's a problem that he has a big problem. ossibly. My other idea was a thing called more Bones where it's more episodes of bones, but not new seasons of bones. Okay So Traves, I wan to stop you. I' finish. These are more episodes that just slot into existing seasons of bones. Okay to make more bones. I gotta st stop. I gotta stop you, Trav Because this bit started out about one thing and then it turned to YouTbe. You can't say my idea for expanding Tribe Nation is a combination pizza hut and Taco Bell and boxing match and debate group debate. or they should make more episodes of bones. What the fuck are you talking about, man? What does that have to do with The first thing You know, sometimes when you're trying to fall asleep at night and it's like, you know, midnight and your brain's like, here's another thing you could say. And this is when you come up with the stuff to say on the show? is it midnight when you're trying to fall asleep? Yeah, babe. That's so wining hour But you're we can't be exposed to your creative process. You have to choose one of these things and come with it. You know what I mean? N That more bones. When Morpheus comes to him and whispers in his sweet ear at night Wh Where's the confidence trav to have a great idea, like more bones? Where's the confidence just sit on it and say, at some point this will make organic sense. I'll bring up bones at some point. S at some point someone will say the word bones and I will have my own I'll strike like the assp. Justin, if you're invading the city, do you wait for the wall to crumble or do you smash your way in? You know what I mean? Well, and I must also take issue with the fact that they should make more bones is nothing That's not an idea. No not not a Giffin, Griffin They're not making more bones like new seasons. Maybe this isn't clear. This is they're going to produce more episodes of bones that just slot into existing seasons of bones. Have they not aged? Have Dav and the audience of Bones doesn't care about that. They just want more bones, but not more story. Okay J it'll be a little bit distracting if one scene is like David Boriana is like We got to go and find all the bones so we could solve the crime. And his partner is like, Yeahah, but where do we start looking? And then it cuts back to him and he's like Maybe The Rrizler can help us out. And now he's seventy five years old. No I don't think that will as a as a Medium level fan of bones. I wouldn't notice What is the first show that starts getting like this will be, I feel like the first application of AI and television is to find existing old people shows and secretly generate more of them. I'm not certain, but I'm pretty sure NCIS has been doing this for twenty years. This seems like what I've seen, but it's not exactly like what I've seen. Mark Harmon has six fingers. That's okay. This is fine. partartnered with a weird purple stitch? What's happening? The criminal and the mur victim were both blippy Okay, right? All right. right, That's all right. I'll be asleep soon , this is an advice show By the way, I am enjoying a utila drink today. I did not think about the fact that now my utila drink is so easily clockable in videos. Soayenticular Mickey Mouse cup Sometimes yes, that's true, Giff. Yes, ye, that's true. But then I told people what's in it. So every comments's like, Ah, I see someone's joining their utility Can we not? No, it's actually good. Spread the brand, actually. Are you making any money on utila drink yet? Have you filed the patents?ent I told you how to do this I got I got you I got the dot com. Yeah halfway there Okay, actually there I've been thinking about copyright Hot girls utilility drink. Copyright that. Copyright hot girls utility drink. That's good I've been thinking about doing a Jicero type machine where you'll get the util drrink pouches, right? Yeah you or you pay six hundred dollars hundred for the machine and then we'll sell you the utility drink pouches and they will be customized to you Yeah, your medicine's in one Yeah,. But this is we were selling cans before and that's bad for the environment. Yeah. So the utilility drink pouches are just you slide them in the machine and then the machine basically like Juices themir itself. If you can find a way that whatever is in utilility drink makes the aloona can recycle itself That It's a cycle because that's like the one good thing to recycle is like' like aluminum cans because they go one to one Justin, what about calling it Jusera And then it's you and Michael Sarah working together A combo, was been waiting. Yeah, it's a silver a long time Did you notice how Justin and Michael Sarah's beards came in roughly around the same time I have noticed that Griffin I've been slowly building a board with Red string and just basically the two pictures of Justin and Michael Sarah, but I've been weaving the string back and forth a lot and it's making some interesting patterns. Cool. I love Michael Sarah. I don't know enough about him personally to make a bold statement. I'm so glad he got to keep being Michael Sarah He just liked he got to keep being Michael Sarah and he found places to be Michael Sarah in Hollywood. He was in twwin Peaks. He's like absolutely outrageous. They did rununning man and they were like, ye Yeah, We could use a little Michael Sarah for a while. I'm going love to get Michael Sarah on the show. I'm going to add him to my very short list admittedly of him and Daniel Radcliffe. And Elijah Wood have like hit it really big when they were little, when they were young and then just said, I'll do anything weird you pitch me. Yeah, I'll just keep it tight and. He's in the Berry Merry Christmas. He wants to be Bill Burry's agent? Anyway Uh, this is an advice show. It is not a retrospective of the career of Michael Sarah, even though it has some incredibly fascinating hills and a few valleies. I live in New Hampshire, which is the granite state. I also grew up in the small town, which happens to be the Granite town in the Granite State. As such, there's lots of big hunks of granite all over the place. Like basically it's used for everything you could think of. and it literally literally, literally lines all the streets. And I really like that There's no question. Yes that's the end of the. Just letting us know an interesting fact about new dancer Whenever I'm whenever I'm with friends that aren't from New Hampshire, I like to point out When I see some granite, my friends have just begunning to comment on how much I talk about granite The question is, Thusly, do I have an unnatural love for granted Or is granite just notably cooler, harder, denser, sturdier, and just better than other building materials That's from Stone cold Steve Granite. So you said grrammit nine times in this one fairly short message, which is more then the National mean U I would say. So I wouldn't say saying that you have an unnatural love for granite sounds like an unhealthy thing But you do talk a little bit more about it just in the short time I've gotten to know you more than more than most I think you have a look So in Huntingon, West Virginia there used to a brick factory Yeah. that was pretty dominating. And so for a long time, the streets of Hindon West Virginia were paved with bricks and there's still a couple streets that have not been paved over that are still brick streets. And anytime I'm in town with Thesa and the girls, I make them I will drive over and tell them again like this whole town used to be paved with bricks. Yeah. Imagine if our wheels were wooden, how crazy this would feel, right? Yeah, man. I think what best building material is really tough. That's tough to defend. I mean, like I probably will go wood It comes from trees, smells good, fun to cut. Like I think if we're talking about best building material would beat grranite in that sense In terms of like all engineered stone, I don't know Grant it versus quartz, I could grant you If we updated three little pigs to add a fourth little pig whose house was made of granite And he actually goes after the big Bad wolf. He's like, I'm in a fortress And we've actually been planning. We've had the security and safety here Like, yeah, you guys had straw and sticks and bricks. Cool. I've got granite and a big cannon. I think I would make my little pig house out of wolf poison That's really good. Which of the pigs do you think we would be Oh, that's interesting I would make mine out of Trump twenty twenty eight flags, just assuming the wolf would be like all cool ns Oh like the wolf would be they be like the wolf the big manad wolf, right? He's gonna to be like, choice, nice. Yeah. never like one of one of us, he'll say. One of us. Nice. I'd make my house look like a big wolf Oh bigger wolf. Yeah. Granite is corried directly from the Eth. I'm not going to entertain which of us would be which little pig And thinkking myself like I don't like think of any of us as a little we. I'm sticks I love that by. Sticks. Is that his nickname? A Sticks. Let's get out of here Hey sticks, it's to be bricks. It's a road. We got sticks Bicks and Pony boy sticks bricks and knave. So grranite is ried directly from the earth and no two slabs are exactly alike It's very heat resistant so hot ps can go on the counter But it's porous and requiire ceiling every one to two years. Now granite is every one two years Sit. I've lived in my house for like seven years. Oh no. You got it. Now compared to that Qartz is an engineered composite of natural stone and resin. It's non horous requires no ceiling and offers uniform colors, but it's not as heat resistant as granite and can scorchure melt if exposed to high temperatures Now do for Mica. Do for Mica. when Mother Gaayia claims humuman civilization pulls it back down into the loam. All that quartz. mixed in with chemicals It's going to be it's going to be wrong. It's going to be. I'm thinking about the future. I'm using granite which ashes to ashes dust to dust one day will return. too the loone and it's not beautif Don't reclaim the granite. It's a natural beautiful g. And God claims New Hampshire and pulls it down into the earth's awaiting mall. and will that good all that good granite, Mother guy iss gonna chomp that stuff up yum Because it's not mixed with any of our dirty chemicals. Rock candy, baby Brock candy from other guys. Somebody's got to appreciate the granite You know, somebody's got to be out there appreciating that granite work. And I think that you you you seem a fine candidate for it. And you come by it honest, which is nice. You got a little local local, uh, flavor there. I think may to get a granite job Okay. Yeah If you love fucking granite so much, Why don't you start whyy don't you start tugging it up out of the earth if you love granite so much and you won't stop talking about it? Well, I'm saying if you have a granite job and then someones like you talk about granite a lot like it's, you know, the work. I can't leave it you know, at the desk, you know what I mean? Like Yeah I know granite is just my job. You make the problem is you like make granite your job and then it's you can't enjoy granite the same way. You know what I mean? If you make granite your job, then every time you seek granite, you're kind of at the office You'll know, you'll start taking it for granted. I've been in this recent job for a little over a year now, and as I've been here, I've noticed one woman's restroom in particular has been collecting various perfumes fragrant sprays and lotions. When I started, there was only one There are five sprays and one lo I live in Texas and it's pretty hot this time of year Sometimes I wonder if it's appropriate for me to use set perfumes sometimes in For grranit. Oh okay Sorry, go on. Brers, is this perfume for Heyone Or do you think the owners of se perfume and put it in there for convenience Am I allowed to use this perfume? That's from passing this N if test. I will tell you how this perfume gets there if you want. I can guarantee it. Oh, shit, okay This is someone who likes to buy perfume And they bought a few bottles they didn't like and they bought them in the office. Oh wow. one hundred percent what happened Yeah I can guarantee it. I've done it back in the day when I used to do since. If I bought one I didn't really enjoy, be like o Oh, this could be a nice communal set someomewhere else. notot in my house. I don't like it further away from house for the public. Giving it away means you don't like it. It's like, I don't want this here. You know, I don't want this to be my personal scent. I wear it around. Where would you set up these these dead drops? Where would you park at the parkark at the park sweating their nuts off Yeah. And I take them to the Britter Park Amphitheater. where people doing the show be like, here, avail yourselfves to these beautiful stink Jink, you'rezinky actor. as often happens with questions on it There's a layer, there's a level that you ask the question, which I think is easy to answer. and then a deeper level that you didn't ask, which is the actual problem. This is for everyone. They wouldn't put it in a shared bathroom at work Right They keep it at their desk or in their purse or in their jacket, whatever. right? They wouldn't just put like that's a shared space. Everyone knows what's up. R? distct shared space But the real question is everybody sharing this bathroom sees those perfumes there Yeah. You come out smelling like one of those perfumes The awareness that everyone has of o They opted for the bathroom perfume. Yeah. They probably That's the question. that okay. Huge shit and the stink stayed on them and they had to hide the stinky smell. with one of the communal bathroom sprays. And then if you like one of them, can you take it Yes. Yeah That's no because it's like a tester. it's like tester rules. You can't take it But somebody owned it at some point. You know the hotels have that weird thing where it's like hotel has this like imaginary line at its head where if a bottle is of a certain size, you can't steal it. Everybody's guessing at the line. You know what I mean? Like for some reason this big bottle not okay, small bottle yes. And they started catching them to the walls, like I can't bring Ziploc bags and fill ' them up from the squirter on the wall and then just put themem in my suitcase. Come on guys, I'll steal that shampoo if I want to. I think it's squirter on the wall, something they've never called Ben Shapiro's wife Justin Justin Tyler McArooy. Yay. That joke made me Y Justin. Yay, ticker tape, ticker tape, ticker tape. I'm fining The fact that Griffin hadn't heard about it doesn't make it timely or relevant. It' not It does me. I made this bit that we all enjoyed Thank you, Griffin for your j. Yeah, any other I' I've been ye, any other great stuff happened. I heard about this pizza rat the other You heard about this pizza gate. What? Griffin? No, we can't get in a pizza gate. What the frick, dude? I heard a rumor the storm is coming from online sources Pect get your new character be guy that gets into Q for years two. You don't understand I bring some messages here guys. You guys don't under it. no got a code. When all the Q guys bailed because of the obvious reasons why they did that, That's just part of it. That That it' all part of the plan. This is what they call the trial of belief and Q warned us about this stuff, you gota Pay attention. push through guys. Push through the lies, seeee the truth eyes and realize Re eyes to' real ees We're real guys doing our best Were we still talking about perfume or we don't I think so I There's if there's a real there's a real part of this I would like to engage with honestly though if we could send Joeesase second. It does seem weird to me that like in an office where The reason I stop in fragrances is because I encountered enough people for whom allergies were like a serious concern, right? Where it's like, while you really messed me up with this. Uh, u so It feels weird to just like load up the office like the I don't know, in a in a p in a context like that It feels weird to just have these little like bombs of very assertive smell. and then you're even if it's not an allergy thing to like load people up and then send them back into the office full of like tanked up. I don't know. it seems Putting all that in maybe the most necessary room of any building, which is the restroom and turning it into a sort of allergy test. You don't You don't walk into a bathroom and there's peanut shells all over the ground and hay Okay all over the walls just Long haired cats ever long ha cats going around That's on a hot tin Rve. Trav, did you you could talk about that if you wanted to. Oh, my idea of Yeah, cats on a hot tin roof where it's a production. that happened organically. Yeah. You see that production O one of the it h on a hot tin roof, but everyone's dressed in like costumes from the show cats. Yeah. Right? And then that evolved as Teresa and I talked about it into fiddler cats on a huntin rof Yeah, it combines all those into one, Spam a lot A while ago we had some pretty heavy rain And I noticed that a neighbor's The passenger' side door was wide open in the rain and possibly near towell's. The car was parked on the street and I decided to walk over and close the door. It felt very weird. I was wondering if I should have knocked on the front door to let them know, but what would I even say What would be the best thing to do in this situation? That's from non wet neighbor into True North, Canada Friends We got to get okay with this kind of thing. We got to look out for each other, not worry about it. Yeah. You need you know, somebody needed you to do a masalid and you did a masalid. It's at least we could owe each other The least you could do, you know overcame that You And you just conquered the fear Yeah You know, people forget that sometimes. I watch a lot of weird supernatural shows and a lot of like you know, crime mystery things. I think that Is it okay to tell someone? I don't know But if I saw did okay what? Is it okay to like touch someone's car and shut the door for him? I don't know. But if I saw passenger side just advocate ad addocate Judgment. It's okay. You did it And I see it sing open in the rain S's happened This is a crime scene. You know what I mean? There's been a disappearance Um, and I worry about getting fingerprints on there and now I' your for sures not Travis. My dumb ass left the door open. You know what I mean? Like my dumb ass just walked away and left the door open. This is my this someone is like, there's nothing happened It's just someone was a dumb ass. J somebody's dumb ass left the door, but it was me. Spiritually, you do not mean karmically Nya not open. ninety nine out of a hundred times. It's me. It you being a dumbS of Dur Justin. But that one time where you got gone girled. And we didn't do anything about it I'm gonna that's going to keep me up for the one time that you actually get gone girled. That's why the car door was open. If I heres here's how this happens to me. I leave the door open because I'm still getting things out of the car and I think, well, that' be such a pain to reopen when I get back out here for all this other great stuff I have. So Ill just leave it open And then I get into my house and I get distracted by my wife and all my other gray stuff. So I forget about this. I don't need a great thing. You need a pause of the thought. Okay, you're right, But. My wife I think I'm paranoid that you guys will. I think that's why I'm rushing. You know what I mean? Like I would put a tas because you thought we were bore it. No. I I was worried about that. But like I wanted to I get in there and then I forget about the car and then I go out a little bit later and I'm like, you I have some words for myself, you know what I mean? A few thoughts that I'd like to shareind word.omebody could spare me that. If they just wantedered into my garage and shut my door, I would have forgot the whole thing Four big a big fan big fan of our work. maybe gets a little too invested in it and Ju snaps you right out of your car right out of your the back seat of your automobile. And then you're telling me and Travis to just sit on that and not rescue you like in Gonary that someone got the chop Is that what you're trying to convince. What you did first you're going to do this hypothetical, you've gotta put me outside West Virginia. There's no way. There's no way. You're on home. There's no way. You've gone on one of your many hikes through the Appalachian mountains. Acidentally cross the state l? Yeah the Appalachian trail and you were dri too far driving along the Appalachian trarail Right in the p f toy, Right But steering from the passenger seat like you do to fully enjoy nature And someone sneaks up on you while you're driving and pulls you out of your car and then puts your car back at your house with the passenger door still open The or And we're just supposed to close the door without that mom fault. If they let if they move the car and leave the door open, then that's on them. That's their fault. That is a clue actually to leave. They should have done that. Yeah. That that was thoughtless. They never caught the Zodiac guy and it feels like he would be absolutely he would go gog off her Juice. Never caught Jack the Ripper He's probably got time probably got him. You don't know that The Ziac dye would actually probably be pretty old also. I think Juice, you could probably take. I mean, that's assuming human mortality. I've got some theories to tell you guys. There's also the possibility that Jack R Rers has been passing down his knives like the green lantern There you go. That's cool. All right, still there. not sure I say They maybe Cool You don't know twentyack Anyone can be jacked the six.y b can jack the ripper. That's any geer can be jacked the ipper. Yeah. That's beautiful. I would green light Ebody.one happappy Fride. Anyone regardless of gender identity or sexuality can be Jack the Ripper Diversity, inclusivity and murder. One of England's most horrible, horrible murderers Good anybody. Ites doesn't have to just be England anymore, Griffin. we're going where Hian Jack the Ripper. Oh whoa. Cool Cool. Perhaps Jose the ipper. You don't have to limit it globally. could anywhere Tackling the ipper. Jackel of the Ripper. thank you You're the rip, rip the ripper. It's ripped Trn Or it's ripp from Yellowstone That's not, we're done I'm sort of a fashion guy. 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So if you are looking for a little break from your own galaxy, we would love for you to check it out. That's the Young O old Derf Chronicles. Search Mission Z, ZIX in your podcast app. Or on maximumfund dot org commot Keep it fresh n an object b Not love dolls today. Well you do have a couple of haunted dolls, but there was a haunted object on the electronic bay that has a local flare that I want with you all A bit of local energy. if you will, Let me show you our first Hued object and it's just this. It's just this piano Now you're not buying a haunted piano. and I think first of all, this is a great idea for a listing. You show them a picture of a piano, then you clarify a little bit lower Mm, just to be clear here. You are purchasing one key from the piano. I see peopleople have Sold haunted Piano keys before is the different Yeah Seven years ago, I purchased a used piano at CA House Music in West Virginia. Oh After having the piano delivered and pl place in our sunrim, we noticed many random unsettling occurrences They usually began once everyone went to bed late at night We would randomly hear maybe it happens the afternoon at you're at work. People never want to talk about that, but during the day, you're watching House Hunters International. You don't hear Yeah, the ghosts You know? Yeah. we would immediately, we'd hear when the keys strike immediately after I would walk in to find no one or nothing in the room I read online that bringing a haunted or spirit attached item into a home often via antique shops or secondhand purchases can introduce paranormal activity including unexplained noises So anyone who orders a key will receive a transcript from an interview done with the piano's owner Awes. So that's really what you're paying the thirty nine dollars for. I've never heard of such a thing. You get this piano key and then you're gonna get one of this like piece of printer paper Okay, I was curious because we've done haunted piano keys before where the heat the new heat was for this one. This is a bold innovation in haunted doll technology. I'm trying to figure out what problem that solves like as though A typed up piece of paper isn't somehow proof of authenticity of a haunting. Like is there piano key haunted? It sure is. Well, there you go. It's worst drive. As soon as the filming began of the interview with the owner, As soon as the filming began, there were issues, issues with the lighting, sound and mechanical errors that couldn't be explained. Some of the footage was unusable, which forced me to write a transcript for everyone what was described during the interview So it's not even a record. At some point, the video recording stops and we have only these handwritten notes. to justify these unexplained occurrences. We gott to start blaming our tech issues on yep, ghouls and ghosts. Yeah because a that's a great No one you with that. I wrote the rest of their jokes down I couldn't play Nancy Drew on stream because it's haunted. Yeah O. O a white or black key will be randomly selected and shipped to me eBay's shipping policy. And if you're mad about it, they know you're a racist. They got you one bigger than the other Okay, Trav, that's just It's gonna hold more ghost That's true Did they did this person even stop to think that maybe these eighty eight keys don't want to be separated from each other? They're like a family unit and splitting up the family like this is gonna to l You didn't even think about it Giff They didn't anything. I'm going to pay the three thousand four hundred dollars required to purchase every single key. I'm going to put this thing back together shhip of thesis style says here eight have been sold Grovven so you'll have to hunt down those eight Oh no. Fuck you dud. Don't fuck de. D't No a newuke challenger approaches the arena with us with a sassy head tilt challenging you to think about death How how would you describe this one? Well, we're talking baby doll from the neck down and then from the neck up, it's a skull with long white hair. There's also something going on with that hand there, Griffin. There is something going on with that hand. I'm struggling to maximize the image But wide enough It's framed and backgrounded like a child's spring school photo Yeah Yeah, it's not good. If your child was Red skull The bad guy from Captain America. H Here's a story on from American Girl doll. C Tall. The listing is actually what caught my eye with this one because you don't see a lot of this. This is a new approach Okay o S scary doll Probably not on it it Probably not haunted Yeah, I mean, if I were a ghost, I don't think I would go up into a doll that had a skullhead. I don't think theyd see that coming a m an after market skullhead. This is not, you know Yeah, this is a handmade this one of a kind scary doll is a collectible item perfect for fans of science fiction and horror genres. since's one of one, I'm assuming collectible and this sense just means're afraid to throw it in the carpet R somebody might see it Yeah, this eerie toy is sure to thrill and terrify any collector, adding a spooky touch to their collection It's haunted design and creepy appearance making a must have for those who enjoy the more sinister aspects of sci fi and horror. She wears a custom made foam filled latex head with individually punched hairs and attitude despair I know what I'm getting Cooper for her birthday. I know. Cooper with best of the shit, man Best of all, she's probably not haunted at all. That's so interesting. It's an interesting approach, isn't it? The introduction of probably there Probably not. suuggests that maybe everything is probably not haunted. becausecauseuse you can't say for sure one way or the other. No one's really That's true. fully affirm the existence of ghosts and therefore you cannot fully defirm the existence and universal saturation of ghosts. Anything could be a dormant, haunted object Probably Probably not though. but But it could be The absence of proof isn't proof, you know? Yeah. Trav, you're ready for this debate box again. Yeah Yeah. you are you sound like you've already taken a few punches for man. Here we go. and I mean that as a compliment in this. This is my last guy. I freaking am wild about this guy So we're looking at a clown and his legs and arms are big long curly potato fry sort of spiral knit. L cur crochets. Fy crochets He has no torso. He has no torso,' legs all the way down U this is Andy. He is basically he is the scale of a person with a torso but his leg started his neg Yeah After we had a haunted piano and a probably not haunted doll, I wanted to bring it home with classic, one that's definitely Definitely haunted And these vessels of fifteen inches in length used, good vintage condition, handmade vintage vessel from the nineteen seventies. Andy iss a negative trickter spirit who died in nineteen ninety nine. He said I was killed in a car crash when I drove drunk, and he said that no one else was killed That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Thates with specificity. over the year, nineteen ninety nine, everybody was grooving to prince. I drove drunk and I killed myself. I was just worried about Yite two K. I were worried about White two K and I got drunk and I drove and I died, just me. No problem. It was J me though. Nobody else died, so you don't have to feel bad about that part of the story. And yeah, I died, but I was completely at faull and deserved it. Did I have a family? No I did not. No, I did not. No family, no pets, no connections Travis, I would like to ask you to play the role of Andy here because Andy is asked in this listing for more follow up and here on his bio. And here's here's what Andy said. I slacked it to you wouldn't m I lived in Maryland with my wife and kids and I was a welder. I killed a dog by accident when it ran in front of my car and that is how I died. I swerved off the road and hit a tree. I was drunk. I made a lot of mistakes in my life, and that is why I'm a negative trickster. I want other people to feel angry like I do. I've been in therapy for a while now Yeah, why do we need so many layers Andy? I lived my life with my wife and kids It was a welder. Fine. I killed a dog by accident when it ran in front of my car and that's how I died. So Andy hit a dog, killed it, swerved, hit a tree, killed himself, and it was also drunk at the time. Yeah, he hit the dog, then swerved What happened? Andy? kill the dog? Okay. Andy did a little I to kill the dog. takeake thecape. ree And did it happen Andy did a hack of the trolley problem. when he went down and he blasted the five people on one side and then he threw the thing in reverse. Yeah. O one side of the road, there's nothing. O On the other side of the road, there's a shitad dog at a tree and my dumb drunk ass. Well I can handle of fun with one And listen, I know that hi, this Andy again. I know it seems very self aware that I understand that the reason I'm a trrickster spirit is because I want everyone to be as angry as I am. And yeah, I'm working on that. Okay it's that little more time on Eth. Yeah. I meet with doctor Stevens once a week and we talk through this. Also ye we'll need to up with a you know with Zoom capabilities for my weekly therapy. Thank you very much. And doctor Stevens is a ghost that haunts a speak and spell machine. And so yeah, our therapy takes a little while like A R you and you're gonna need to pay for it because I don't have health insurance ' I'm a haunted doll. Now don't worry here guys. Andy isn't a kind spirit because his intentions aren't pure No sh's not. He's not physically mean This what He's not physically mean. He doesn't physically hurt people or other spirits. His thing is getting under people's skin and turning them against each other basasically he like Andy's a real missing step, it seems like L people know how to like get by when Andy's around and not sort of make the situation worse. and he's never physically me. He's very but hass a lot of like, did you hear what Doug said about you? right? Yeah. Yeah. doesn't he look tired? I keep an eye out for random objects out of place. That's how he likes to try to get under people's skin He also likes to annoy other spirits. My little girl spirit named Serena said that Andy likes to mess with her hair to annoy her Andy would pair wellell with a keeper that has at least some experience I got the parlan human a human keeper that I can't get over here. I know they're wanting to tell me that he's a mean trickser spirit, but they have clearly posted him in this photo in such a nonchalant way Yeah, gu does Me Andy. What's up Andy? I' might buy Andy guys. Andy's forty five bucks. That seems like a good deal, right? This seems like a good guy Crochade sort of clown Dll, I Yeahah, I guess forty five is pretty fair And that's white crochet. And that's from the seventies lookingoo crisp That's an Oh, you already did buy it Yeah Man, I'm really financially not understand that when it shows up. I mean fininancially it's fine. Like I'll get forty five dollars worth of entertainment out of it for the audience, if nothing else. Yeah That's their money. That's where they want their money to go. If their money, if their donations are not being spent by the Andies of the world What are we doing U I work for a local news station as a producer Part of my job is to give the Anchers and reporters time cues when we're live on air. ninety seconds to air. One minute, thirty seconds, ten seconds, and stand by One of my fellow producers to spiceed up their cues saying things like one minute, time to feel it. thirty out, try not to shout C h Man, sorry, that would just really rose the hairs of the back of my neck. Yeah hear that every day. A man. That's too. Uh, I o man So similar to how they call it orders at certain cheeky fast food places. What are some snappier, funnier ways to ceue in the anchors? prereferably rhymes. That's from aspiring to amuse in Albuquerque No This is a chunky one, man. sh. This is a big one. This is immaging someone do this in my proximity every day Mhm P Pretty nifty, We got sixty. Like, dude, please there. There's been so much terrible news today. This is gonna be a really heavy, canan you please not feeling flirty. We got thirty There was a terrible bus There was a terrible bus incident that we're going to have to talk about. This going to be the first time a lot of people are Maybe it's my good friend. Maybe it's more validating And it's like, it's okay to hurty, but we're on in thirty, right? So that way it's like you're feeling your feelings and that's okay, but We do need to do the news in thirty seconds. Yeah If you're willing to think outside the bun a little bit You could step away from kind of vocal cues like that and instead have another way of marking the time. You could do the Chicago Bowls theme song Serious by the Allen Parsons Project. That's about a two minute long track So if you throw that on, ye they know Once the b db starts to like fade down, they're like, it's almost news timee And you could say maybe it's maybe you could really do every get rid of all of it except for like the five second one and just be like, holy shit, news time and they know to like I mean, the best to do it with his round ball rock by John Tesh because that gets everybody pumped every time. Okay. But what if it's still playing when you go live? John Tes sues you Oh because then you use Round Bot Rock without the permission the Hrint permission of NBC and the NBA and John Th. Yeah You play one nanosecond of that. Bum B b You file now we're in front Now that I think about it, Alan Parsons would come after your ass too. He would again, these are iconic basketball songs gang. They might come together Yeah Maybe You know what always gets someone hyped is like in a movie when someone diffuses a time bomb at the last second? Yeah. If you can build like obviously a dummy time, you don't want real explosive. come on. we're around here. But like that you diffuse on the last second before every like broadcast Yeah and someone's like calling out like we only have thirty seconds left Five seconds and then you cut the wire at the last second every time and then pointed them to go Right? And they're going to go into it with a lot of height and maybe it's like a glitter bomb. Maybe it is like paintball or something right So it does have good. Yeah kind of like stakes to it. Could you go out and clip their tie in half like they do on Westwing? Just do it every episode of the news. Every news episode, rightight before the ties all the time or cut a little bit of the tie off every time so they can get more than one wear out of it. Yeah So you're just c local station. We're not made of money. Yeah Is it possible? Is it possible that Maybe news broadcasts have become a bit too formal Because everyone's favorite shit is like news bloopers or like Someone anchor bususts up another anchor on the news or like they draw a weather pattern. it looks like a penis. They draw a weather pattern. It looks like a penis or a You must not have watched the news lately. WSAZ now is just a half hour of Tim Ear eating the towel out of a cup with a spoon. There's like And that'ss just kicking it. That's a huge advancement. I feel like in news broadcast technology, mayaybe don't do a countdown. Maybe join them in the middle of a convo about, you know, the That would be cool. That would be Yeah It's organic Like you want to stay and see what the conversation is. Yeah. And nowaun talk about the new' adventureures Yeah. It's a modern water coolerass. Yeah, That's cool. The anchors aren't delivering to camera anymore. They're just talking to each other like, o, hey did you hear about they mention. Yeah, they'll mention it to each other in a casual hang environment. And maybe they box between segments Yeah. When't you Maybe then you don't need the countdown, It's just like you feel the vibe Yeah And we're trying to convince Miggy to do that yesterday. We were playing the Dark Souls, like just whenever the groove feels right, just go ahead and like start the video I would never just like feel it I don't have any I watched Waynes World enough times that there's parts in my brain that are just replaced with Wayne's World. So it's for me it's just a five five four four And then Wayne has to say, excuse me, I believe I requested the hand job How's it going? It's a good one It's a good fil U thank you so much for listening to our podcast, My brother, my brother M. It's one of the best ones out there for sure That's why I think at least. 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