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The McAlrooy Bothers are not experts And their advice should never be followed Travis insists he's a expert. But if there's agree on his wall I haven't seen it Also, this show isn't for kids which I mentioned only so the babies out there We know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby This something beautiful A small acquaintance has blossomed. its's wped into a precious fchen. I couldn' have never seen what was coming for me. Hangs at the skate park hangs by the beach My love. It feels love It's b, It's b with you A It's better Hello everybody, Wlcome to my brother my brother and me. An advice show from the mododern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin Mclroll Whatout Trav Nation its me, your mill', Brother Travis, B big Dg wof, vroom, vroom the heater Award winning, awward having received it in the mail, update. On like six months later. Got it McRrooy That is a beautiful trophy. Can you beauty blog that shit? Yeah is beautiful. It really shows fingerprints. We got that heart radio Really shows fingerpints. But ye I I can't touch it to send it to us because the fingerprinting would. Wh that shit You cant have that in your background looking like a grubby kid. I think it might be scuffed. Now, that's a permanent scuff right there across the middle. That's how you know It's special. I just I just want to say T me. I wish we could win more awards because the idea of Travis's shot Get more and more filled with awards as our stud our remains exactly static. I think is is so appealing. I mean' start applaudits for We should start sending Travis every award we get, whether it's related to the podcast or not. My number one dad ribbon that my s award you guys What was last like actual board When I feel like I just got them all the time when I was a kid. I didn't appreciate it Plaques meant nothing to me as a child. I got plaques monthly as a kid, right? I have a stack of plaques, boxes of plaques. If I got a plaque now as an adult I would Flip Tony, I would start Trophies. If I wanted to start trophies, That's all you would hear about for the next two and a half years. Amanda sent us a medal once after a particularly rough episode of McARrooy Family Clubhouse, and I was so excited a medal Yeah for me Sarah I got a hot dog statue one time when I beat a trial by Fieri. I've got but then but yeah, I guess you're right, Justin. to come back to the point you're making, we're not very competitively successful and I don't I display the rap gift from the movie I was cut from. Yeah. That's where I'm at. on the Holly weird spectrum Yeah. U But this is my brother, my brother, me Trav I want to say happappy birthday, America and happy and the gift that we all got that like Shrek didn't have time to prepare much, but for America's birthday for the two hundred fifteth, he had he did have one gift And it is a new trailer that Griffin, I'm I'm hearing you have not I have not watched. Yeah. I've been saving it sort of like u The guy in lost, it's like the last thing I want to it's like the meteor' coming. It's like now I can watch the Shrek five trailer in my last moments with my f. So here's what I would like to try because I've never I think this would be fun You know how like there are audio description tracks available for like viewers that might might need that assistance. Or like you' touring a museum describing a great work of art. Right Exactly. Chriff. I was woing, could you watch the trailer and then just like as you're watching, just describe the whole thing as you're watching it. Just like stream of stream of like just not even stream of conscious because you're watching a trailer. So just like not thinking about it, just like saying what you're seeing you're you are the audio description because this is an audio medium and I can't think of how else to translate the trailer into this podcast and I feel like well, I mean, screen share it. We have the technology to screen. I don't want to watch it with you. I just want to listen to you W it. Okay, well, you know what I mean? Like I guess we could watch it at the same time as you do, but I'd much rather hear your sort of tw. And I just kind of freestyle jazz it. Not freeestyle, sayay what you see on the screen. Say what I say on screen. Dcribe the whole trailer as you watch it. Well, okay, here you go Trek music, book Book has an onion I see Shrek. I see Donkey They are cartoons And no wait I'm sorry, I'm sorry, can we start over? Yeah, but I mean you I' really good. No this is all great. This is exactly what I wanted. The only thing I didn't get is like a really hard like I need a sink point for people because they're going to want to tie this together. And I think we might be able to release this on our channels fair use. Yeah, yeah if we that. Y trans forward. Yeah, yeah, yeah. how the audio do? I need to say more opinions then. one one It's a one hundred twenty one trailer. Yeah like and so like We're just going to do three to one play And we can like so So people can watch it or they don't need to watch it because I'm going to describe everything. There we go. Okay. So I don't want them to watch it at the same time as we I would like you to I'd like to watch it along. Yeah You just said you didn't. You literally just said all together. I changed my mind. We're gonna watch it together separately. Hand a lady change of mind Okay, so and now are you going to screen share it? No, you need to comment just watching it myself. just like the listeners will be. twenty one pleasure. eighty one seconds of pleasure. eightighty one seconds of pleasure. get ready to bust in three, two, one, play That's that Shrek music I love. We're looking at an onion book and it opens and it's got a story about Shrek. I see Shrek and Donkey I see donkey. I see a castle and donkey and shick And a big fucking onion They're doing dononkeys their look so realistic I see Donkey, he's doing he just said, but Donkey, Donkan, Eddie Murphy's voice Shrek and Donkeys there. Shrek's kids are old now. They're riding on a broom. Trek looks great Oh yeah, they just smack Gingerbread manan's ass. He's got two big gumdrops his butt cheeks. Did they give shick wrinkles They gave him wrinkles because he's Great Olaf joke. that's good. Shrek's back, Donkey's back He said hell, so they're going to cuss in this Shrek movie Fuck yah dude. Fuck ya dude Fuck yeah, dude. Yes, they put Shrek in jail. Good luck with that No jail can hold Trek and his big kids I thought Shrek had three kids, but I only see two kids here. Did one of the kids die In the last movie, Donkeys singing. It's so funny. they look so good All star Now they're playing all Zendaya' in it. They got Zendaya in it. Well, they had to put Zendaya in it. Yeah George was Washington Happy birthday Gege. did. E E excellent A shre excellent birthday to you, George. A most shre excellent birthday to America and George. They sure did add a lot of shadows and textures, didn't they per than ever before You mentioned that they that the interternet was upset with them I guess the density of these turbo textures that they've put on Shreks flesh Travis, you pointed out the wrinkles in that trailer. That's the kind of definition you don't get with the smooth glossy Shrek of the two thousand era A. I like it. I like a remaster, I like a revamp. I don't love the ballooning cost of production in Hollywood. I'm worried about sh. they actually shot this on location Okay, and the swamp in his swamp in the slamp and far far away and I'm just I'm worried about the pressure that's going to be on Shrek becausecause this movie looks so expensive, Zendaya does not do shit for less than seven figures U And so I'm worried that the box office demands on Trek will be too high and I want to know what I can do to. I want to be of service to Shrek. I'm worried about the family blogger aspect of it where, you know, they're making content with their kids now Okay. And like that can cause a lot of issues, you know, in the family dynamic. we be serious now because this thing this rolepl you're doing that Shrek is real and that this is a filmed movie is great and all. I'm I'm being vulnerable and expressing my emotions that I'm scared for Shrek and how much is going to be asked of him in this motion picture Mm m you don't you don't share those feelings. Do you not want to see I worry that sometimes that just because I didn't see the third and fourth Strek movies, I don't w want to see the fifth one And that is that is something that does concern me about the fifth movie is Do I maybe not want to see it? Because I did not want to see the third? What's that mean films? What's that mean for you? What's that mean for us? I'm so blurry right now. I keep moving around so much 'cause I'm so excited about goddamn Shrek. Justin, I'm pretty confident that they probably baked that in to the fifth one knowing that. Like they can look at the numbers Right I can't imagine three and four did numbers beyond one and two. That's what I'm saying. Right, but like Shrek forever after came out in twenty ten. That's before any of us had kids, right? So This is the first shhrek that we're gonna have to reckon with as parents. Like we have to decide what this means for our family So do we have a shhrek in our house? Do we have a shhrek? forward household. You mean Shrek pure, right? Because puss and boots where he fights Grim Reer, who's a wolf is Abs cinema. Absolutely the best shit ever. Can this be a sequel to that? Did they ever do that where they make a sequel to the mainline thing of the much, much, much, much, much, much, much better spit off thing That would be incredible I mean, the pressureures on Mike too because if this fucking tank's like three and four What's that mean for Austin? What's that mean for what's that mean for the love guru? Let's bring this up. Yes. than you, Jin about this. Yes. Quick This is from yesterday. This is breaking. This is breaking. This is not don't get too don't get too hey, but like do Do check it Okay There is a Verizon ad. Yes, rightight? Yeah. I've seen many times. I've seen the Verizon ad. Maybe you've seen the Verizon ad, but here is the insta quote had a delightfully evil time getting this band back together. We'll have to do it again soon. I'll have to do it again soon, Michael. Awesome Will we Will we do it again? W because even if because I'll tell you what guys, even if there's not currently a plan Yeah that is in Hollywood Lingo. That is very clearly Mike Myers Someone has a plan for it. Just hiikeking up the skirt a little bit. saying Hey big boy. Yeah. I think Austin may still be. There may be an AP four script me Me in the gang. I just like them going out cheheck my goldld R. I like them going out to fucking out backack steakhouse after rarapping this Vorizon commercial featuring Dr. Evil and C and being like, you know what guys That felt good. Yeah. That felt good stepping into that ball man. I think we still got it. I think we got it gang This is the show This is This is It's throwing me off how much Roblau. I can't tell if number two there is Roblau or the guy that played him originally and then Roblo played the younger version. God, yeah, Roblao did age into a perfect Oh God, who was that? Robert Forrester Is that it was? It's just perfect passasting. It's really throwing me Yeah. He's play Yeah. Okaykay. so he's young number two according to a Robert Wagner, excuse me Looks like he looks a lot likeag Robert Wagner. does does. It's kind of uncanny. Wow, that was that is uncanny. And also how fucked is it that Rob Lowe is playing young anyone Rob like No, it's not young. it was Like Normal number two is Rob Low Robert Wagnon was cast as old number two in relation to that like hey. because it was in the future. You're right. Yeah. Let me start back at the beginning. Austin Powers was a British secret intelligence agent that was frozen back in the nineteen sixties. Whoa He was captured by Dror Evil Yeah. I'm sorry, Justin. It was because doctor Evil cryogenically froze himself and launched himself into space to return. And they knew they would need Austin powers to fight him when they came back. So they cryogenically froze him so that he would be there when doctor Evil returned Mike we're ready. Mike we're so ready. We're chomping at the bit Please literally Literally us. We are chopping at the bit, please? Oh yeah, the bit. It's so chewy. We're extracting every ounce of mojo from this bit as we possibly canich Um, this is an advice show Like we take your questions and we turn the alchemy like into wisdom. Here's the first one You gott to get this big picture of middle aged Seth Green off my monitor Yeah And no matter how old that man gets, I just I will always see him just eating offering me some pizza and watching some cool VHS tapes at his house and smoking weed. I would like to do that with if S. I'll always think of him for Iidle hands, but that's just me. Idle hands is a great one. I'm liver face will always fop in my head when I. Iidle would a b man. It's good. Oz Aars Without a paddle? Dax. The gang? The other guy in there. it didn't cook c.imes I like to visit a local donoughnut shop after work for a sweet treat tyypically buy a couple donoughnuts or crow nuts before walking home It' mad because it's Sorry's Matewillard and with without paddle, it's Matthew Lillard. Thank you. you feel bad if we didn' friend of the show, Matthew Lur. My my saw was Brcken Myer. and I knew I was in Bracken Meyer. loved it loved to hang with Brecken because it's almost time for the show. I don't know why I don't know if I do or not. If he called I'd like definitely The male loneliness epidemic has become severe enough that now, I think all three of us, when we just hear of Dude, we remember we were like, I bet that's a Dane Cook, I bet that's a decent hang No, I actually There's no amount of loneliness I could feel that would make me think Dan Cook is a cool hang. Hey, let's not Dane's out here catching strays. We' Dane's trying to rebuild. Yeah' necessary. He You know where I thought I felt this very, very primily recently because I watched an episode of the The Plygon series where they take celebrities to game stores And they had Kenan and Kell going through video games.elf quest shelf question very good. Plug your sh third heat to that hang. Please guysys next time, please. all I need is just give me a dayayss note. like, Hey, Justin, it's Kenan and or Kell We might get both Yeah, I might get both. I'd love it. just like come get a hang going with us. We're going to You know Game stop. I guess that's the best video game store in New York if I had to guess Sometimes I like to visit a local donoughnut shop after work for a sweet treat. I typically buy a couple dnuts or cr nuts before walking home, becausecause it's almost time for the shop to close. they usually add a free doughnut or two with my purchase Once, they even gave me three extra donuts and several cronut holes. This was great But it hasn't happened since Brothers, what can I do to maximize the number of free donuts I receive without coming across as too greedy That's from counting dononuts in Colorado P I always tip and make sure to thank them for their generosity. They're a fantastic local shop and I enjoy supporting their business. Okay, can I I would like to clarify something Yeah just real quick I'm not making a judgment If you say, I'm trying to maximize the number of free things I can get That is greed by any traditional definition. Anyone that is like text likeook. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like you are definitely trying to see how much of something you can get without any sort of plan for need or consumption, right? So That's That is greed, right? Thats kind of what it is. That's kind of what it is. And if you don that's fine. If you conect the thoughts, if you connect the thoughts of, I'm trying to get as many freebies as I can And I tip really generously, now you've just kind of obfuscated the prime kind of capitalist sort of invention that we that we're all kind of working on here, which is paying for goods and services. No You just want to go about it you're saying if this is like a corporate scene where it's like, I'm not charging for donoughuts, but if you want to tip me the donut. Yeah, then I can dunk into my savings account and put it in there. You know what I'm saying? I say it's a fantastic local shop and I don't know if anyone's ever said Dunk' donuts. Oh yeah, my local my local chapter. Sorry, there's definitely a paragraph too, Trev. Like that's like, I'm saying Totally cool, loveo that setup. If you can turn corporate money into tips for workers, that's a great setup. Don't do that to your local donut shob, obviously, but yeah That is important here as I think that like if you went in to say buy half a dozen Yeah no amount of free donut should change the amount you're planning to buy. Free donuts is an at like if you said, I'm gonna to go in and get six, but I think I could get three free. So I'm only gonna buy three No, not this hard It's tough Trav because' like, it is for me if I go in and buy two donuts and they give me three free donuts. there's this part of me. It's like Well Just Take these back. You know what I mean? You're obviously just chucking away donoughuts. This should be a like, you just wna see what's possible Right? This are not inim scheme. Right? You're just want to see the limits. of generosity. R. because also those day old donuts sounds like they're going to get rid of them at the end of the day anyway Trash anyway. So here's what you're going to do. Here's you go to the shop. you say, Hey, listen, you're about to close. I'm about to buy a couple donoughuts. You love it. I love it I want you to give me a box and I want you to fill it with all of the free donnuts you can. And I'm going take it to a shelter for people experiencing homelessness in the nearby area, right? So then what is I hope that's the trut though It's true though has to be true, obvious. you're going to hell ' going right. You will go forever. If it's not real, I'll make it and send you there. Does this create a scenario where if you ever go in wanting donoughuts, you have to be pretty abundantly explicitly clear I would like a half dozen donoughuts and these are. Me donuts, Forga for me only For me to don't Don't connect it in your mind that you're going give me extra donuts for charity because these are going inside inside of me Uh, so But what if they gave you two dozen it take Ask for eight dozen donuts for charity you can't ask for a number. That's the problem. If you ask for a number for charity, then that's a donation they're making. I would need you to say, scour the kitchen Open the fridge, find the donoughuts that you have. because I want to know how many free ones I can get off of you. This is I'm just testing the limit. Yeah, You don't want to put a thumb on the scale. I get it. Yeah, exactly. because what if they had nine does Butuck I didn't even think about that I didn't even think about nine being bigger than eight Yeah, man, a lot is more. It's more. Yeah.. Well, that's why could be though, R? You know why people forget about that so much is because seven eight nine. A. I didn't even think that's that cool That's a great point. This is why I keep your You feel good about that? Do you feel how do you feel about that joke? And this is not a leading question. this is just only not describing it as a joke that soured it. If it was more just like a thing that was saidic a widicism. Not even that just like a sound sound sound sound, just a sound that moved sound that you made. Yeah. It's just a sound. You know about that series of sounds you made with your mouth I stand behind it. Yes, you should I think it would be good practice for everyone to start carrying around little treasures that then next time you go to the donoughnut shop and buy some donoughuts and you get the number of donuts that you paid for, you hand them. A couple like really cool marbles or rockinkets or a pin. Rink trinkets, yes. It's a powerful a pebbling. Now I'm going above and beyond. Now I'm now I'm showing you my gratitude through through gifts. It's a macro geoocach is what it is. Comes to you Normalized treasure. everyveryone should have a little pouch of treasure that they can go around and give away to people who've gone above and beyond. I do't know Now are we reintroducing a barter system to the economy? No, because there's no goods and services being exchanged. This ising. No, you don't understand There's a price on the menu for the eight donuts and you pay it and you get eight donuts, but you really liked the hang. So you give them a couple cool looking marbles into like a rock you found I was like I do not need a p pouch of treasure hanging around my neck. I don't need to be more of a target than I already am. I'm already running around with a bunch of like video games in my pockets and the cs in my big beautiful B I love my goin from gold Yeah, like the little goblins from goolden ackx. It hit me until all my potions fall out. You know what I mean? I don need I don't need bales in there his loot. Get his loot already, man If everyone has Bales though Then it's not an issue. ling around. Normal air buobbles I can't believe you said I don't want a little sack of treasure. I wouldn't wear it around my neck. It would be at my hip. How b How bad ass would it be to have a little sack with you all the time? And then when you travel, you can have one that st traps your chest under your clothes. You must have, but I feel like you must have Sabier or rapier. If you're going to travel with a patchch of treasure, you must you must have armaments by your side. And if you have a Sabier or rapier, then you must have a plumed hat Yeah, you're right. And of course your lantern holding your off handand in case you must dou in the dusk. Yeah. D only makes sense If I saw someone on the street with a big pouch of jangly, jingly treasure, my mind would tell me that person's very robable. If they also had a Sebierre or rapierre, I would say less robable. But then if you put a plumed hat on that, you're back to being pretty robbable. That does take you definitely way back more in the more robable. I would say at that point it's tos of whether you're one hundred percent robable or zero percent robable because you're the type of person carrying a SabiR on the raabiR with a plumed hat. and maybe you can back that up. There's no way of knowing Yeah. If you're willing to take that shot or not, but it's one hundred percent or it's zero percent. Bring back treasure. Just bring back treasure, more bables More bobles ple The, uh, the do you know how You know the Scart Ppero? I wasinking about that recently. Scarlet Ppernll we're talking about Sabers and stuff like that. Yeah. Do you know what he did we watched that musical. and I don't think I really clocked it as a kid, but when aristocrats when fancy people were about to beheaded Uh by the rebell like by the common folk. he rescued them from getting beheaded That's not a very cool superhero. I think that was it A sure about that J? That I thought he was rescuing the English from the French., he was rescuing French aristocrats from being beheaded at the guillotine guillotine Pardon And that's like the first superhero bad Yeah, this sucks Yeah, you're right. What a dumb what a dumb hero. What dum You're telling me to go about saying in an angry voice about wanting to kill everybody in the pim railalam was the good guy? He was the good guy because he wanted to get the he wanted to behe the rich. So like, hey, you know what I'm saying? And the Scart piperil was like Don't worry Philiip, I willll save you. And he's like goes and gets all his rich friends. and it's like, yeah, all my rich buddies don't worry about it. I'll come get you out and then we'll go to what? someplace else where we won't get be headed. Fuck you. Yeah,u stupid thing to do a whole book and a musical and everything about I went to pick up an AC from Facebook Marketplace today and I had to take the part in two trips. So I asked the seller if it' be all right for me to come back in a minute for the rest of the parts as I had parked around the corner They said, off course, I'll just be jumping into a meeting. I said, I'd do my best to be quiet then. When I came back two minutes later, they were in media Rz of a have a psch appointment the psychiatrist discussing specifics of their diagnosis. So I quickly grabbed the rest of the parts and I tryed to get as quickly as possible. But on the way out, I climbed the parts against absolutely every single obstacle on my behalf. I tried my best, but I'm fairly certain there was a better There's so many better There's so many better So much better a lot of them that are we don't do a lot of questions anymore that are just like, hey this thing happened to me, but damnit Yeah this is a cool one I have to imagine that you overheard like the psychiatist That's from Bungled Burches in Balaral. Yeah. that you overheard the psychiatrist say something like Derek Is there someone in your home picking up AC parts during your psychiatry appointment? This is what I was talking about. This is This is exactly the problem, Derek. Or orr even worse, hold on, there's somebody picking up my AC unit. sureure, Derek I'm sure guys. I'm not a very good psych interest ave you guys done any Facebook marketplace purchasing? Have you guys dipped into this world at all I have recently purchased A couple of old TV's for the Facebook marketplace and it is always a Hack of any experience. h because why have someone held ono it for so long and now they're getting rid of it? There's never a good story. It's never a happy story, you know And you're always kind of taking you get to see a lot of interesting parts of Huntington. I never I never have have had a reason to venture to otherwise, but have you guys have you guys done any marketplace I did this in L.A because when we went Trace and I lived there for two years when we moved there, we had like no furniture. you know, we had to get everything while we were there And it amaz me like I would say of like the six items we bought from six different people, five out of those, the vibe was like, I don't know, man, this do you want it? I don't know. It was like the in table had just appeared in their home one day and then they were like, I guess I'll sell it And it was like everybody was befuddled I think if I've sold a couple of things this way too. I think if you sell something like this, I think there's an impulse to free it of context You know what I mean? So it's like, no, I don't this I don't want you to know how this fit into my life. It's no longer here. okay? This is a separate entity. It's floating out between the two of them. You prefer a for sale baby shoes. And then that's it. No more contxt required. just like, oh, great Okay needed that. get him done one time. buy it from Facebook Marketplace, a big old air compressor like four foot tall, hugeice. And like I went to this dude's house and it's like a sixty, sixty five year old man. And he was like showing me all of like the tools with and asked me I was getting it. and I told him I was like getting into blacksmithing and like polishing up tools and stuff. And he cut the price in half Oh man. because he was like, you see him like a good dude who knows his tools and everything. I want you to have it and I'm gonna to give you all this stuff with it and everything. And I literally cried a little bit. And put a hand on my shoulder and he was like, Mbe raise off with it? Did he raise the price back? He doubled cried a little bit. I didn't know you were a wimp. Yeah, right you h me in the shin a couple of times through sand my eyes. What kind of anfill jockey would shed tears over a price I this? That's a cool way to do it And then he called his psychiatrist for me and said, Hey, this wimp's crying. And the psychiatrist was a huge bustsley dude. And he beat me up through the phone. Wow. Hey I know this isn't helpful. I know this is some real Monday morning quarterbacking, but if I could start here, I would have not cling the parts against absolutely every obstacle in your path Like mean if you're asking for a way to do it better. like before we even talk, like, I don't think your strategy was fundamentally flawed Your strategy was decent, which is get the thing and get out so that you can remove yourself from this fairly vulnerable situation. But the execution, I think, did suffer because you claimed it on every obstacle in your path But the person at fault here is the seller who said Yeah sureah no problem. I'll just be jumping into a meeting. You at that point no amount no amount of clanging you've done. makes it your fault that it's happening during a psychiatric appoint in schedu. I had a bigger car Okay If you had a bigger car, they probably thought it's just going to be a one driripper. It doesn't matter, because I got my therapy afterwards m And it's all about procrastination. It's myotherpy for procrastination. So like if I if I delay either of these things, it's going to be bad I don't want to this is this may be a little bit too H fallutin, but bear with me a second. Okay rightight. So we Two kind of states of being there's two different states, right? Being Ding be without doing anything, right? You just be. That's meditation So that meditation, you're trying to get to the essence of just like being without doing anything, right So Conversely, by my reasoning, there must be opposite into the spectrum where you can do this and not have to be there. out fring Yeah a retail So yes, yeah like you can maybe tap into that that that's a good and but like just but that even retail work, you have to do some being Right becausecause people might talk to you, you might get a phone call or something. I'm saying if you work in the warehouse baby, I was doing all over the place in there Yeah But for this, you need to reach a state of absolute doing. Yeah. justust one hundred percent perf on presence. It's like you should have trouble navigating the room because of your lack of being And you should slip out of people's minds like the Tardis. Devil's advocate, is it possible? They reached this fugue state you're describing and maybe that's why they banged into every obstle? No because they remember it Theyt remember it, so they were there for it, rightight? If you if you were one hundred percent doing, you would not have the recall like of this terrible time. You would be in the car And then it would be slightly later and you would still be in the car with the air conditioner back there and everything else is just gone. Yeah. It was just like, yes, it's severance. It's like full intental self severance. Yeah. I wish I'd do that I wish I had severance but just for the bathroom How dope would that be if you walked in there and there was just one guy and he was dooky man and all you ever knew was that. I mean his life is weird. His life is bad, but My life is what is for this We We would stuff it with Uncle John's bathroom readers every day. Like he would not want for activity, but you would just put him in you would just walk through the door and then you'd immediately walk out the door. Why do I sometimes I to drink from the sink? and sometimes I don't want to drink from the sink. I don't understand. Sometimes I want to lap from the sink and sometimes I don't He can shower too. Like he can do like he can shower bathros. No. it's all the bathoms. shower. I like a shower.ith're all that together I'll have a half bath for just showers, which is not typically the half bath gets sectioned off I know I don know people you' watched the show, but I'm pretty sure if you end up with somebody doing your sever bathrooms, they will find a way to break out and co kill you. Like one hundred percent. I don't know how it's gonna work. not understand our world. They would not all they know is bathrooms They reach a hallway and they're like, whereere's the toilet and like they I shit on this couch and it didn't go anywhere. I sat down, I did what I do, but it's like drapped here. Mark, I meant to ask you, every time you go in the bathroom, I just hear you screaming, let me out, let me out, I want to be. I want to be, I want to see the world. Why is there no windows And I don't understand you're you you take a long time in there too, man Excuse me, sir. How do I make more soil Excuse me. I seem to unable to make soil as normal. How does one make soil Oh my God, can you imagine if your bathroom severance, your bathroom innie Audie like ran out of toilet paper Like How they let you know? They have no asset. What would they do? You walk into the bathroom and then you immediately walk back out with your pants around your ankles in a sort of rodie run What did you do? what did you do in there Let's take a break and we'll get right back up to this guysys I listen, I brought a tree from Fast Ges. You know I love these two apple trees I bought. They're too fast growing. It's overtaking my home. Okay, I don't know that they want A Jumunji danger. 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F This's Fetty Rop and he's got the Fetdy Rp That's that's a The fatty Why up That's wild business guys. That's crazy work, Jimmy Johns Because it knew the se number seventeen thirty eight Fetty to Cal W open parenthetical Lowercase R closed parenthetical AP Mil. The f The parenthesies there are doing so much work and all of it's mysterious Yeah. ye Yeah, Well, yeah okay, yeah, it is necessary the parentheses because otherwise you would just say Fetty wrap meal. But the Fet, the fetty does enough to distinguish what they're going for. Well, and the big picture of Fetty Wop that they do have of him holding what is clearly a extremely photoshopped in chen chicken bacon Caesar wrap meal. holding it like it's a beaker that he's doing some sort of science in Yeah, but the parentheses seem to indicate to me silent R Mm. Oh, maybe it is. maybe Okay. Yeah, that's that's also kind of possible Um This is so confusing. Yeah, so let's talk about it. Hey, what's up? Hello Jimmy Johns is teaming up with Fenny Walk ing the energy of sover straight to the menu. with the number seventeen thirty eight Fetty Capital W open parenthetical, lowercase R, closed parenthetical AP meal. feeaturing the brand new Buffalo ranch chicken wrap and the Buffalo flavored Jimmy Chips but paper. I don't know I don't know if's a day. I don't know why needed to do that there, but it felt right to me forit that there. Yeah answering fans long standing calls for more Fetti. Jimmy Johns is officially delivering the wrap of the summer that's W R AP of the summer brought to you by the rapper R A PP E R of the summer, Fetdy Wop also stars in a digital spot packed with unmistakable Rp between energy celebrating a flavor drop that hits just as hard as his iconic anthem. Let's back up If you do not know about Fetty Wps Big song trap queen. Yeah. some of this may be very confusing to you. From eleven whole ass years ago, especially ele whole years ago I think that Being Pride Month Tking about rap queen for speaking about. Yes. Rp queen with a picture of Feddy W might lead to a reader who is not aware of trap quQueen making assumptions about what's going on Itone's life. We're already linguistically several layers deep. Yeah because what we're doing here is talking about Fetty Whop? He is a rapper He's selling W are a pick. You know what I mean? We're already like so based, but now we're talking about Rp queen energy whereeen. Rp is replacing trarap queen. Oh fucking clown. Okay, hit me with the Jimmy Johns new the seventeen thirty eight Fetty parentheses T W parentheses R AP queen. the Fetty rap queen now' now we've gotten so specific. Yeah Uh FetdtyWap also stars in a digital spot packed with unmistakable Digital use energy. Yes. It's a digital spot Not on cell celluloid. No, it's not a cell. Let's it's a flip book This is how the real pros do it. I've never watched this ad. so let's just watch it together, okay? Oh, react and then and then we'll then we'll build off lot of lives react but yeah Obviously don't talk. Yeah, R, see at the stud you later, man. M I could grab some food, man. He what. I'm likekay with's a pillow Welcome to Jimmy Johns can I for you? I'll do the seventeen thirty eight video. Du, one, Buffalo ranch chicken wrap, Buffalo Jimmy chips, and a drink. Wait, does this make me your b Oh my god. okay? Yeah, baby Whoa. Here's your fatty wrap meal. Fetty wrap. Right, it's just that's a wrap And he got that soda? Not the lyrics, but I appreciate it though. L Yeahah, I see what you're doing there. Anyt timee, mister Wff. Xavier is fine. Okay. That's cool. Yeah. Thankk you. I'm gonna take this wrap to Marrari. Two icons, one wrap. The seventeen thirty eight Fetty wrap meal available now So okay, interesting things here. Um There's a lot. I mean, there's a ton of can I just start by saying I'm not that familiar with Fetdy Wob's work, but the vbebe on the vibe on that gentleman is pretty choice, I'll say. It's a good, charming vibe. I really like Fetdie Wob' energy. I'm now very much celebrating him getting this promotion. I really, really really think Jimmy Johns is bending over backwards to make it make sense. And I feel like doing an entire ad about how sweaty this whole thing is. Yeah. And and choosing to make Um what what might call the most uncomfortable interaction with a customer Don't you want to come into our store? We make our customers wildly uncomfortable in our interactions. They kind of gotta hang a lantern on it, right? It's bad lanterns. I think hanging as large a lantern as they have is insulting to my intelligence, but this whole thing had an enormous hook that was labeled four lanterns four bigig lanterns like There was a space for it. It's hard to blame them for capitalizing on it the center of it all. is the Buffalo Ranch chicken wrap made with all natural chicken and drizzled with Buffalo Wild wings medium Buffalo sauce. layered with fresh letuce Wit Buffalo Wild Wings, the company Yeah. So it's a triple partnership. We got 'em. We got them out We got them layered with fresh lettuce, tomato, onions, sliced celery, crrispy carrots and homestyle ranch all wrapped up in a soft flour tortilla It's serves up bold Nostalgia packed flavor. N What nostalgia? What? For fun you ate a buffalo wild wings? Wild wings and Fetty Wop was there Do you remember when Fetdtyy W was visiting from college and you took him to Buffalo Wild Wangings to talk about his grades, It's gonna feel just like that Because all rap queens deserve a good deal Jan Johns is offering the seventeen thirty eight Fetty Meo for six seventy nine from july sixth through the ninth. Is it to another one of Fetty Wop's party anthems exxclusive for JJ rewards members using the code RrapQin I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. They're selling the FettiWap spepecial Rp for three days No, for three days, you can get it for six seventy nine suine. I was going to say, why roll out a commercial for it every day? because apparently of the hit song six seventy nine which was also by Mr. D be as familiar as we were saying where, I'm not as familiar With his work, the apparently according to Wikipedia, the song finds three performers admiring an attractive woman at a nightclub environment And it is The title is a reference to Feddyup's birthday. I nineteen ninety one. Happy belated birthday to mister. Mop 'tavi. Have you noticed p pass. avior fine That's true.avi' fine xavi. Have you noticed Heid did not say that to me though. I were to say, pardon Xavior You would put call me Fetny up, Justin. Thankk you so much. If someone says something in a commercial or a TV show or a movie, they're also saying it to you. Yeah It's like vampire rules. If they have a welcome mount, that's enough to let you in. Now listen, have you noticed a pattern in Munch squads where Sometimes they will partner with like a celebrity for a thing And it's a wild combination. And it's available at like one store, right for like two hours, right And then there are other times where it's very clearly, we want to start making a buffalo chicken wrap and make it a staple item on our menu. Now we just need to find a celebrity as an excuse to promote this like it's important. But this is going to all stores all the time forever Yeah correct. Yes. That's true. but Feti WP W AP and put the R do R in there Oh fuck. Yeah. I didn't even get it What if I It's like what if What if they put the R in a different place and they started selling the Fetty Warp. Oh this was and this is the Fetty Warp again Now what about you put some noodles in and you start getting a fetty chinie? then now I'm into now. Okay Olive Gardeninie wp. Olive Garden would never But if they did, that would be good shit. Fyer. Fetdy Cheny would be less of a It would be less of a stretch. I think that this than what they're doing here. Here's a quote Fet just by putting pepperuccini on a sandwich. And I would buy the fetttycini. Well, that would be no, that would be confusing Oh, okay, sorry Ah I got to talk to you guys about Webaroni, but that's separate. FetdtyWap helped to define then this is an interesting use of a definite article Fendy Wobp helped to define the sound of the summer And we wanted to bring some of that energy to our menu, said Suzanne de Rouchet Vice presresident of integrated Marketing commommunications at Jimmy Johns and mich sounds like the job title of the person who has to make excuses for when we do bad things. Yeah. This meal is iconic. Flavor forward and built for fans who knew that some eras and flavors Never miss It's a buffalo chicken wrap. You guys didn't like Inent the Adam bom. It's a buffalo chicken wrap This summer you be sw with baby with every bite with Buffalo Chips truck. That's the difference. That's.'s too much buuffalo. I agree. I'm happy for for Fetywap Yeah,avier either way whichever he prefers. I'm happy for him. He seems like a nice guy Yeah. We know nothing about him. So if he's not a nice guy, don't I don't Yeah I can't like vouch for him The Jimmy Johns guy shooes elephants so I don't like him very much, but o my God. I remember when we were working there and we all found out. it was a dark thing. This is. What he walked in with his blunderb? Yeah. and all eleants slung over his shoulder. Yeah. And you didn't say anything, dude. And just out he said, slice it up and slammed down on the counter. Fucked up, man.. And he said He said this thing charged me in the parking lot and this was self defense. And now we know That's not true. I think more curious mind would have asked him why he had his blunderb on him in the first place. Yeah. I was twenty two at the time, you know were scared. Yeah. Yeah, I was scared. He had a blunderbus and I was still thinking about Jimanji You know, and the hunter who looked like Robin Williams dad showed up. and ye when we work there, this is also what throws you from this commercial The circumstances were such. I worked there for six months. I never made a single sandwich because I was never trained like how to do it as fast as they wanted. So I always worked register. and then my manager Austin would be like, Travis, Mgan, whatever bl blah And I'd be like, okay, but no ones showed me how to do that. And he would yell, shoit you not. No time Get on the register and someone else would make it Yeah So the idea of that there would be a humorous interaction with any customer at any level. Well, I don't I think you maybe had a substandard Sself you fell it through the cracks You fell through the cracks of the Jimmy John system and that does tragically happen to a lot of Our nation's youths Yeah I don't. Jammy John did make me shave in Jammy Joh's bathroom with a rusty razor and loop. If I have to hear about you shaving with a rusty razazor J's bathroom one more time I hated Austin. What was the other thing you wanted to talk about, Juicer Oh, this is one that I did a field report on with my body. Austin, if you're listening your piece shit. Sorry go you, Austin. You can't do that That's a violation of metle communication standards. that's narrow casting. to tell Austint Yeah you can't use the American broadcast waves. This is show is of course Simul cat on serious X, X, X M, the adults only serious You's welcome characters unwelcome because they're all in jail. The characters are like Pikachu, Superman, like no you can really get away with fucking anything I wantan to see if can wit you guys aren't gonna be as excited about Webaronei if you don't see Webarone in action. I'm sorry sounds like a nineteen ninety six website Yeah, that's that very funny joke. Ks search up Search up code worord. Best buddies on Web Aarononey to play our new Fash game. Sorry, Justa, did you just say that sounds like a very funny joke, Travis No, its it is a funny joke, Travis Okay it's a funny jke you say sounds like a wet It saidays you said it sounds like a website And I said, Weberoni, so I was like, that's a very funny joke 'use you put Web and Web together, something He agreed. He was agreeing with. I don't know you're cut me to my core. Well, okay, I was just agreeing that it was a very funny joke. Okay. I don't know. Okay. Travis, we been at this I can be more negative if you want We've been crafting humor together for such a long time. Sometimes a laugh isn't the organic response to this. Sometimes it's a discussion of craftsmanship. Yeah. like you know, when artists go around museums, they're whipping it out every few seconds. You know what I mean? They're just saying like, huh, good art. art Sh me this web arning at L Caesars. We we haveber shredded pepperoni and toasted cheese from little Caesars. Oh, o Those men died And I say pizza for eight ninety nine. She's spider man brand new dad eats a pizza So I Yeah, I was struck by an image right away, Justin. Yeah. constuction workers hanging upside down there. Yeah. Yeah. What they have done that Spider Man does not normally do is anchoreor the line because they're on safety belts. so that it looks like the web is coming directly from their their buthaog. Yeah they're also wearing they're also wearing shorts, which you almost never see Spider Man construction setting yeah. So the Weberoni pizza I had yesterday and I got to eat it live to myself. Lil Caesar's hold How does one eat something not How does one eat something not live Like I ate it. I didn't this isn't just a story. I'm saying like I have a live report from my body from last night today. So I have like different Yeah I have a lot of different perspectives. We're going want to hear the follow up Yeah, you won't actually. So it's going to swing into theaters on the thirty first On Saturday, june twenty seventh Um, they opened a replica of Peter Parker's apartment, Little Caesar did. Okay at this replica, they launched the Weberoni pizza So the Weeroni pizza is it's a pizza and it features Tiny shredded pepperonis and shredded cheeses in a fashion that looks like Spider Man is just like likeike with choosing Yeaha Yeah intricately. If there was a switch on his thing that could change from Webs to no pepperoni pieces. And you know at least once he's forgotten to switch it back before he gets a big brawl with Doccok and he's like, get stuck to the wall, Doccok, but instead he just blastsed with a confetti of spicy meats. I'm vegan. problem Electro' vegan. So the the Webery pizza they they're opening a pop up experience on the twenty seventh. This is tomorrow from one to eight in New York. We can't we can't get there in time. thatready com up. Yeah. to the byo Here's inspired by Spiderm Man's iconic Web slinging superpowers Weberoni pizza features a web of shredded pepperoni and toasted cheeses on top. combination of shredded pepperoni and toasted two cheese blend offers customers an opportunity to get pepperoni in every bite All for just eightllars ninety nineents I loveagine. wear pizza by just adding a web of pizza and toasted chees. Web it. Web it up. They We had to add the quotes there to make it clear like our employees are not going to carefully place these shredded pepperoni in a web shape I can't we can't make this clear enough. They will conjure the idea, the suggestion of a web But this will not look like a web. We are little Cesars. We have invested all of our money into R and D at getting this stuff at you as fast as we can if there was a pizza gun like in the teenage mutant ninja Turtles that we could just shoot it into your open driver's side window as you roll by the restaurant, we would do that. We cannot stop to form an intricate lattice work of this Italian meat. It't it can't be it will it will stop the gears entirely. Also not since Toby Mcuires's Has Spider Man had the power to launch Webs? This Peter Burger has a web slinging device. It's not a superpower that he has. You dumb shit. Well, maybe youven' Wow. What does that mean for? Who's the anger? Who' the anger for? I don't know, man, I woke up early with a headache and Yeah, but don't bring that here You know what? Little Caesars, Justin's right, Little Caesars That was unkind to me. You're doing your best out here and I actually do in Austin still Austin still suck my A b still huff Austin, you you you heard them But the wepperoni we should celebrate, this is somebody who really looked at Spiderm Man and we were like, how can I translate this into a pizza? You know what I mean? Like not in they really looked like the Spiderman experience Yeah It's like eat like Spider Man is the tagline. as the once you can't Sider Man, he's like, I can't eat shit without webs anymore. Yeah I love this stuff And we go I'll go to Uno Pizzeria Grill and be like, Hey, can you web it? Do you know do you have the technology here to At Little Caesars, they do a thing called Web in it. I'd like web style? I'd like it web style please. I'm Spider Man. Oh shit, I'm not wearing the costume. Fuck, I just gave it away I have to applaud them for this interpretation of a Spider Man pizza and not just delivering pizzas in the box upside down and calling that Spider Man pizza because I think that that would also fill the brief. Yeah and it would make the pizzas more difficult to eat, but it's not like the hot and reies are really pos canan we highlight what a coup for little Caesars to get to partner with Marvel Spider Man Huge. I would expect that of a papa John's mayaybe even a pizza hut. Little Caesars gets to work with Spiderm Man I think the competition's becoming a little bit more fierce because like, The Supergirl was KFC Supergir to KFC. It's like Okay, That's a major. Super was it DQ Mbe Mbe the he's at the razier. The grillin Superman and the grillin chill? It think so How did that happen? I bet Maybe trying to head back to Kansas, buddy figure some stuff out. I bet it's like when a team is heading into a draft and they like give away a bunch of like two, three, four, five picks to have like one strong first round pick. and then like this Spider Man partnership is going to make our whole season Yeah. They have to talk to both people on both sides of a conflict like this. They have to get the little C' perspective and they have to get the movie side. So here's what the littleittle C's perspective is. and this is a human. For sure Our goal is to connect with customers in cultural moments and areas where they are passionate says Greg Hamilton, a person. We're thrilled to work with a Sony Pictures, Spider Man brand new day this summer, to bring the world's favorite superhero Itnot into our stores and homes across the country, creating a unique pizza occasion the entire family can enjoy. Oh Wait a minute, Rebecca, did I sayy, pizza occasion, Dlete, delete, delete, delete. By occasion, No delete. Battery crunching sounds, battery crunching sounds, battery crunching sounds Now over on the movie side. How is it so hard? Like it's so hard to say a pizz I' not a fucking c out loud. No one said it. I don't have sales experience. But I've watched half of season one of Madmen and it doesn't it seems like a pretty fundamentally flawed strategy to come at it this way and not S anything that makes the pizza sound good or Spiderm Man sound cool or yourself sound like not an Android. I don't get it, man. It always sounds like they're the only people they're worried about reading these press releases are the other restaurants where they're like, whyy the fuck did they do this? And they're like, No, no, it makes sense. Listen. Yeah. We like expl L Spider Man is known for its explosive action hber and fun And collaborating with Little Caesars, he doesn't say this, but I'm assuming the rest of the sentenceces, which seems like a joke. Y. Yeah they showed up with two big bags with money signs on them and slammed them down on our desk. So Okaykay collollaborating with Little Caesars, a brand recognized for its It's two things, okay Pot ready. T white and flavor Blank voice and blank spirit. I'll give you that Pioneer pioneer spirit You think he said You think s he said Little teesars isnow for spiders Iting. I was say full voiceing Kand do spirit or pizza the pizza pizza voice. Bolden OC correct Okay, good Bold voiceices locked in Bolds an adventurous spirit. So close, playful spirit. On Spider Man, brand new Day was a natural fit said Jeffrey Godsick. H disgraced this Nity actions. Their passion for creative engaging content brought vomiting here. a Godsixer. Their passion for creative engaging content brought the Weeroni pizza and a replica of Peter Parker's apartment to life offering fans an immersive way to engage with their favorite friendly neighborhood Spiderman. That's why Spidey fans finally, you could live the dream of having an apartment in New York. Does the replica come with a little guy? Do the reic? Does the replica come with a little guy who swings by and is like, give me rent S's happen up here Clean up this shit hole. D movie's outside Do you guys remember the give me rent guy from the Tooby MagGuire era Yeah, to give me give me rent I think his name was John giveive me rent I love them This wow, there's a lot of credits on this campaign. We're not going to get deep into it. But anyway, that's the Weberoni. I had it yesterday. So here's the live review. I don't like when cheese tastes too much like cheese. And this cheese folks, it has a cheesy flavor that no one's gonna enjoy So the Weberonies are percent of Justed macroes are gonna love them. No's like someome people like the cheesy flavor. Also let me save you four bucks. There is an exclusive mango spicy rush at Little Caesar's that only Little Caesarars has and we got a cannabon and it's not worth it was C do Will you would you go back into the mines one more time and do me a science favor which is get another one of these weberoni pizzas. I need you to remove every piece of eroni from it and try to reconstruct them into whole pepperonis. So I know exactly how many peppies were getting on this thing because it could not every pepperoni pizza. Of course there's pepp in every bite. They've destroyed it. They've reduced it to a molecular level. You're gonna to get a little bit of peppy, but like what if you put it all together and it's like five pepperonis? It just looks like a lot because of the way that they've scattered it Oh all of a sudden it's like monly Webaroni. That's the only way we do it is Webaroni. Numer reports peepperona it covers the entire surirf. Fuck Yeah. Yeah with the new Captain America, Shield Arononey. Yes, dude The you remember when the insomia cookies did they did wicked cookies but they wouldn't call them wicked cookies. They're just like green, green magic. This I just noticed they have two supergirl cookies with the Supergirl logo right on there. So they're like, inssamia, they got the word out. They're like, listen, if Iuck can work with us or no, we're going to do the cookies. you might as well you might as well give us the brand Come on. We're gonna to do it regardless. We're crazy. We're only open peopleeople only remember us when they're high. That's like you cannot su us, you'll forget us in the morning Our brains are fried, man. We'll do whatever. We' do whatever, man. Come and enjoy our superb girl cookies. We did it Thank you so much for listening to our podcast. We hope you've had fun. This is a highlight of my week every single week. h and I hope you enjoyed it too It's up there for me, It's like top three. That's cool. I'll take it. Story and song comes out in two weeks That's the last of the Adventure Zone Balanance graphic novel series. You can preorder it right now at the adventurezZonecomic dot comot If you preorder it from one of our indie bookstore partners, you'll get a bookplate signed by one of us and Carry. Book release event in Boston on july sixteenth at seven PM at the Chevalier or Chevalier Chevalier One of those We got confirmation from a local Okay, tickets are on sale now. eachach ticket includes a sign paperback copy of story and song provided by Brooklyine Booksmith. If you go to big. LY slash Macrooy Tours, you can get those tickets now. We got other merch also coming on Wednesday. We've got the continuing the saga and all butts, no government sticker u to celebrate Trav Nations centennial. It's so funny how that align with America. Yeah. We've got a magnet of Mount Travmore. I don't know if that's the official name for it, but it's incredible. It very power baby We got a suuper Macroow Brothers magnet frame. We we got a bunch of stuff over at macrroay merch dot com dot and ten percent of all of our merch proceeds for July will also be donated to the Asian Pacific Enironmental Network, which works to lead a transition away from an extractive economy based on profit and pollution and toward local, healthy and life sustaining economies that benefit everyone I'm also going to be a Jinkkon this year And I get to be in a live actual play of the Dungeon Crawler Carl TTRPG with Matt Deniman and Jeff Hayes U and a bunch of other wonderful folks. So if you're going to be a Chin Con, come see that. come hang out I also want to mention that every Thursday by afternoon about one. is going to be this the set time Eastern. I'm playing every game that Tim Curry's been in Last week it was Gabriel Mightsens of the Fathers. next week is wing commommander three Heart of the Tiger where Tim plays Mlek and additional Kill Rothy voices. If you missed that first episode, you miss Tim Curry doing a New Orleans accent holy for the entire game and it is One of the worst things I've ever heard from a professional and he can handle it Tim can handle it. You, but like It's all love like it's all love All love It's his first game mayaybe he'd never acted before. I don't know, but You can still check that out at the Macroe Family YouTube channel. It willll be in the live Sab where you can also watch Griffin talking about every game ever made and being playing Timberbourne in New York City. working with it Bevers. We're also doing a six thumbs one heart run of Dark Souls right now that's going shockingly well. We are splitting one Dark souls body and we're Absolutely beating ass. Yeah mana. So yeah, if you follow Macro Entertainment system on Instagram, they'll let you know anytime we go live. it's nearly every day. So That's your best, your best bet Thanks to Montaine also for the U for Thee song, My life is B with you. 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