Is Our House Actually Haunted

On today's episode of Nudy Parents, it's unbelievable. We talk about Sophie going to Mighty Hooppler She's exhausted Yes I solly parented for a day. We talk about taking a pee sitting down, all of that coming up on the show. If you haven't subscried to our show already click that button enjoy it. It's to be incredible episode. Welcome in. It's newly parented Hello, I'm Jamie Lang.'ice safy Dang and now we're newly paris. aby Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to episode eight of Newly parents. Wh If you'll listen to this right now, wherever you are, Hny why don't we going ask him to click that subscribe butt subscribe button. just means so much to us. We love you guys. Welcome back, everybody. Thank you so much for coming back to the show. We're here, Sophie and I, we talk about being parents, amongst other things. Like Siddney Sweeney, that's to come up today We don't actually talk much about being parents, I will say. We should really talk about it. We should. I'm gonna to give some some serious dad advice. I'm sick to death of all of us saying how tad we are. Like you guys are sick of it. I'm sick of it I'm embarrass I am embarrassed. I'm embarrassed for you. I'm actually embarrassed. I'm mortified for you I'm really embarrassed for you. We went to a lunch yesterday at my best friend Melissa's. We're too tired to say I'm tired. and we're bored of our own voices saying I'm tired. So what we do to each other is we go They said we're noting off He does it at the lunch in front of everyone. Melissa literally looks at him and probably thinks, what are you saying that we're boring? Like You don't even say oh, it's because I'm tired of ziggy. You just look at me and you're like And I was like, What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh God. We went to this Lunchester and it was actually so great. We saw our friends. It was really good fun and our friends had just moved into an apartment block And it's actually one of the funniest things ever. They move into the apartment block and O Fankel Bella She she went She going love her. She went to her loo. She went to check and her Loo and lift it off and there was a shit in her loo G well Why is my husband just taking a shit in my l loooo? So shouted flash her. husband said, Why have you taken a shit in my loo? He said I haven't been in your bathroom. So there's a phantom shit in heroo. She flushed it, she's like, okay, whatever It wouldn't have not wasn't They went on holiday They came back That's a shit It's a little man in the wall. He's crapped into their house. he's just taking lots in their li. There's another shit in the loooo. They can't work out if someone's coming into their apartment to take shits or that it's coming from another apartment. They think that the pipes are really bad and that like the apartment above like flushes the loooo and it like doesn't drain out. it just goes up into their loooo Oh God, it's so great. That is like that would be like my worst nightmare. like if you went and did a poo and it didn't flush. I think that's happened to you. No, it really hasn't. But the reason I say that is because our drains are like bad. L our flashes are bad. I don't like you at all. No part of me likes you. No, no, no I'm gonna tell the story. You said there's something wrong with our water. If there's something wrong with our flushes, like you think this house looks nice? Doesn't work So for fking ladersit doesn't work Leaks everywhere Please don't blush. My poo flushes every time Everything I'll tell you why your poof fllush is because you layer up with a a whole new roll of tissue paper every single time. At this lunch on the weekend and and there was another family had another baby and we were a baby. You can't have a lunch. As parents, you can't have a lunch it's crazy. You can have a lunch, but like you both need to be quite nonchalant as nonchalant I think I'm really good at being nonchalant.ike I'll just like be mid conversation, I'll get the carrier on, I'll know he needs like old, you Fast, fast, fast. non stop fast like It's like, we can't do anything because you're like it's hang on a second. You're like, can you put the airon on? Oh my god, Sopiey's too hot. I'm like he's naked. He literally has no clothes on. and I'm cold actually Yeah because you run cold. You run hot. And My son is me. Everyone's No. No, he looks like you, but he feels like me. He doesn't feel hot at any time. When you to be honest, when you hold our son Right And you hold him. Does he feel like you or does he feel like you lies? No, be honest, do you just feel yourself because I have him on me and I'm like, you're fully hundred percent. No, he looks like you. No, but I don't know whether other parents feel this. I know like I've obviously had him with you, but like I' know it' a bad thing to say, but like I feel like he's one hundred percent my son I don't even know that you' j are in it But is that what you feel? Like when I think about it, I'm like, Oh my God, how sweet he's gonna have your jeans. But like to me, I just look at him like he's a boy version of me. He's a boy version of you, but his feelings are me, his insidees, like what he feels is me. No, but be honest. When you being honest I need to just ask you this because I do often think about it. When you hold him, do you just think this is my child and he's all my blood Yes. You don't don't. You don't hold him and think he's me. I look at him. Would you be happy if you had my personalidentity? Yes. You would No fking for the whole of my life. I'm tired, I'm cold. Oh I've got a headache You're the one with a hate twenty four seven these days But can I put it out that? I think mums are superheroes So if you went to Mighty Hoopler on the weekend To go and party, have fun, let your hair down Sng some people, whatever you wanted to do I don't think that's what I did. I didn't that. just go and have a fun. I don't think that was the bestible for me to be doing that anyway. So went to mind Hoopler, right? It's one of the biggest LGBTQ plus festivals in the whole of Europe. inssane You went there With our friends and had a great time. hadad the best time. I had the day where I was looking after Ziggy by myself. That can. Okay, just hang on. hold your horse's big cat over there. What time did I leave? G your horse. C I just can I tell my side? I no, I'm gonna to tell you my side and then you can tell your side was I was left with Ziggy by myself. Now I want a caveat for a second I have looked after Ziggy before for like half a day, a couple hours here. So I'm going to pull out there I looked after Ziggy a whole day. From two PM when he woke up from his afternoon nap, but I had obviously done breakfast lunch. No you're amazing. Okay, let. give it a moment. I'll give you it to you. And I'm trying I'm giving you a huge amount of credit here. Faron now. Okay. I looked after S uigi for the first time by myself for the day I looked after him by myself for the afternoon. Yeah. okay. It was Lking Chaos. I Not. E joking I need every I'm a present dad. I'm there the whole time. He's amazing. do I don't do all the nights. You do the nights, but I will like wake up. I'm like very involved. However, I have my teammate Sophie here who's phenomenal and helps me through it. So having a c pilot Can I explain what happens I woke him up from his nap. As soon as I wake him up, I have to go get a bottle, right? When you have a newborn or like a baby six months. He's not a newborn. Jamie's go to with me it's like, Sophie, I'm just a new dad with a newborn And I'm like. He's not a newborn. Okay, he's six months old, Sophie. Yeah. Nearly seven. Okay, what happens this? I'm like, okay, come on little Zig, we're gonna have a day with daddy And he's she' like God, he's freaking out more than I freaking out. because he she' like stranger, stranger Sny loves me so much.es't he? Anyway, anyway. so I like taking downstairs Sophie has written on this board all the things that I need to do and it's like Seven scoops And in my head, I'm going Seven scoops of What Okay. I know it's not. No you're not. I know it's not You're not. A little bit because I'm so delious because I'm so tired. I'm like, okay, seven scoops. You're so delirious and so tired from me leaving at. waking up're frickin hoop like getting a hoop. Listen, anyway you've written on the whiteboard things I need to. seven scoops. I'm,right, go make seven scoo am's good smo I make the milk with him in my arm. I've done this before plenty of times but Soophie's not here to help me. I can't scream upstairs. Sooph, can you help me this? I'm solo by myself. Here we go So I start doing that. I'm like, okay, fine. I make his bottle. I feed his bottle, that's fine. I burp him. he's really gassy. so I burp. I'm like, all right, fine here we Then I hold them I'm like What do we do now Y I guess we just play together. So I played with him. For an hour, an hour and a half I then go, it's like in the food time now. So I'm like, alright, at five o'clock, I' got to make his food. F minutes to five, I look on the board and I'm like is easy Just go and get some bone broth, some courgetettes, some butternut squash, melt them down, put a little kid pasta stuff in it. Bil up, Bishbang Bosh Zigg easy frickin' daddy, I'm gonna gonna make it. I start making it at five too because I was gonna to feed them at five. You told me to feed them at five fifteen. I was like, I'll feed them at five Thank God, I had started at that time It was crazy I then't have to go bath him, bathhing him Savy does it. like it's some sort of like salsa dance Picks up Ziggy with one hm. like he's like a little feather. and dress him through it And so he's great in the best time I went to do it and I was like, right, here he goes Zig, I go to pick him up It's like picking up a seal It so slippery. I'm like Jesus Christ, somehow pick it up. I put it into the sink I then lower him down like he's Jesus into the water and I'm going back and forth with him. He then lifts up his neck. He has so much food. that's why you have to do it. In his neck I was like, this is absolutely crazy anyway. I put into bed Fall asleep, I'm exhaust. you're texting me whilst at Hoopler, bearing mind no signal out at this festival. Is this what I put him into bed in? No, no, that's a new ball. Just to caveat this, I'm a really good present dad, but I've never done it by myself like that for a day. And before you come out, what are you about to do? I'm gonna to read the message that I wrote about mums. This is important Mums out there A fucking incredible And I think what happens is this is that A lot of a lot of everyone's different and I know every scenario is different and I know there are dads who are more present and less present and mums who are more present and less pres every but this is my situation, right? I had a feeling that right, okay, here we go, we're going to do this and I went back to work very early and I was like, I've had a really long day at work and now I have to go and do the nights because occasionally, I do a lot of the nights, right? And I'm like, Oh, that's quite hard Looking after a baby in the day is harder than going to work. for sure For sure. Even though I kind of knew that, it was proven to me yesterday So I wrote this message on Instagram to shout out all mums. I went, right, I just want to take a moment to shout out all the mums out there. I know plenty of dads are absolutely showing up and giving everything, including myself, but today today is not about that. Today I'm talking about the real heroes Ziggy's six months old now and I'm watching it firsthand and honestly, mums are something else entirely Even when they are completely enoughly exhausted, they are still there, still checking, still listening, still making sure their baby is okay They don't swish off, not ever There is no clocking out, No someone else's turn, no pause button just keep going and the instincts, I can't even explain it. Before the cry and fully comes out, they already know what it means I look at that and I honestly wish I had even a fraction of it. Mums never stop, not really, even when they sleep P part of them is still on, still present, still on guard. It's like a superpower that nobody asked for and nobody prepared them for. They just carry it every single day without making a fuss. So to every single mom out there, I see you, I salute you because the true hero is, they're you And it's s After long story short, after my day You do that. Every day. It's unfucgybelievable And my momum did that? Ish Yeah Until I was eight and sent to boarding school The mother fucker You can complain, you're tired the whole time. You can say you have a headache whenever you want You can say, my God today has been stressful Because my day is never gonna compare to yours. Love you and you're an amazing dad and so great and so great.'s crazy though. It's crazy, yeah. All I can say is if you're a ma, don't go to a fiv, don't think you're gonna have a s. How was Mightarty Hooplper? I lasted three hours I went I think I'm going to go and everyone's like, You're going to go now, but Lily Allen's on in another five hours. I was like St still gonna go now. and then it took me two hours to go home I walked for an hour and a half Th I was about to have a panic attack. I thought it was going to be like a concert and you know there was going to be a stage and it was just like in High Park. No, no, it's a full on festival. Lost everyone, walked blisters all over my feet, but I still had the best time. Can I read you the messages that SZopie sent me? This is Sophie sending me messages while I'm dancing throughout the day So she leaves, right She goes some mighty hoo player. This one, I love you I love you too. I said that to you. You said that to me and I said I say no I send a picture of zigg in the pram I'm pushing it Sophie sends me a message. ponding to the photo I'm freaking out This is at four PM She's only been she's only been gone an hour and half I'm freaking out How do I leave? Like I don't know how. I'll get a taxi, it's mayhem. I reply Why are you freaking out You f It's a lot. Right, What I want to explain is I no, no went. Okay I'm better now. I found the team. I found I found Yi and then sent a picture of Yi and everyone. I found them. I'm okay Oh, good. This is good. Did I send a photo of Ziggy So did reply, I miss him. I need to come home. You were ruining it. You kept throwing me photos on my s. I was like stop making me up babing. alsoso like loads of girls kept walking past me going, It's Sophia Boo with that And I'mi Oh God, No it was very funny. Wait, then I keep going. Then she sends a picture of King Yui, producer Yui. and underneath he goes, I have mum guilt. But he's fine, isn't he? And I was like, Yui, your iggy. to us because this is a newbly parents podcast. Can you explain what mum guilt feels like? Be I don't think dads feel the same. It just feels like you suddenly feel so guilty. like it's overwhelming guil. but I don't know if every mom gets it. Maybe it's a bit of anxiety, I don't know But it just like comes on out of now, but like you're having the best time and then suddenly you're I need to get home to my baby. It literally just comes out of nowhere and overtakes your whole body. Can you describe what it feels like so I can transalize it. Like what does the guilt feel like guilt Like like you've cheated, like that kind of guilt or like you've stolen something. you've like, you know, when you've had a nightmare and you've cheated. Yeah. It's like that. It's like overwhelming. It's like, o my Godd, I need to like get home. It's like you feel so homesick for your baby you' like I just need to get back to them But men, you don't get that. You swunn off for a whole week and you're like, seea? No, no, no, we get gil. No, you don't. When you're away, you don't get gil. We you get giril? Do you? Yeah This is a different form of g It's it's we feel guilt, but it's just different A Do you know I always love, every couple' the same. So we went to our friend's house, as we said, for lunch on the weekend and we were speaking about different things. Now we spokeen about the time that we watched the House madeade together in the sex scene with Sidney Sweeney And we've gone on into this conversation of like how men and women are different. And our friends spoke about the fact that they were watching euphoria. And apparently in Euphoria, I haven't seen it, the new series. Sydney Swey like flings herself against glass and her ts are just like there and then like a dragon comes out of her and she's like orgasmic. So Syidney Swey becomes gozilla andare apparently she presses her boobs Agst an apartment with the glass like this And there's a guy in the office who's masturbating. Like this is the whole scene. And apparently she looked across at her husband and her husband was just going, This is so silly. isn't this this is just' just so silly. It's just so silly now. Like this is this is silly. Oh God, it's good. It is good. It is good When you see a hot guy walking down the road, what do you think? F. And what are you assessing? Good looking, I wonder what his wife looks like or what girlfriend? or what job does he do? That's what I'm thinking. That's what you're thinking. Yeah, like I wonder what his vibe is, What's he doing? So if he saw a hot guy once obviously walking down the road because she came back and she bought me some car heart trousers and some like skater shoes. I looked like I was Steam gone a skateboard I was like you're literally stubler and you're very fast, it doesn't. And you were like you were like And I was like I dont look fucking hot, I look ridiculous. pinning this story of guys and girls right now which' getting on this tangent quickly It's like the I think Sopfie does' on purpose. We went to Wimbledon I got some brand new trousers, lifted up, a nice shirt with a collar that Sophie told me to wear. And I was like, Brilliant, let's go to Wimbledon. Wearing it this. Went to Wimbledon, had our photo taken I look fucking horrendous. I looked like I was wearing an umbrella for trousers. and my shirt was like a school shirt. And you go, yeah, but the problem is like your hair is too light so it doesn't work for your profile. No, I don't say that people people werere gonna to think I'm so mean No. You not mean you're wonderful. What I did was that was back in the day when you didn't have the short size. So it was giving very Boris Johnson aske on top and Jacob Bud bottom, you need to like it needs to translate the whole way through. So now we've got the muller. Everyone agrees, you look so stunning We like the mll. That it. Magn hass got it up. And I just say the black shoes with the white dress just. Can I just say I'm just gonna put this out there I didn't pick that out. You' pick that out. I said you looked I pick that outfit. No, and I think you look lovely. You don't. look I hoot. Anyway, going back to the pinning up here, right? So when you see a guy walk in, you're thinking, what is their girlfriend like? What job do they have?? I thinking, wow, you look really nice. And then I'm thinking, I wonder what his job is. A then I'm thinking, I bet he's got a gorgeous girlfriend and then I'm looking for the girlriend 'cause I want to see she's wearing I I tell you what Jamie did last night oase I'm so tired and I'm going to bed and he said that he was going to take the night Why? until two AM? No, no, no no, don't you try I said I take the whole night, which I do quite a lot. Let's put it out there. I've said my truth. the whole night I've my I will tell you've done night three whole nights, which is unbelievable. and I' so grateful. Saboo. Just give me credit where credits to you. You don't do the whole night. I don't do the whole night, but I've done a lot of nights. You're really good at the night. And you know when Ziggy, a little boy wakes up And we make a deal I'll do from this time to this time. When you give me your time, you know You know he's not going to wake up my f you know you will go How do nine? til one AM. No, I go, I'll do nine till two thirty. you do. thirty AM.body wakes up. You'll go, only do nine So and I like brilliant. S that the first last night Fully awake at two thirty Fairly awake But the other night, also, you magedry two hundred and thirty. Five to two. Five to two. Five to two AM Oh Jamie, it's your turn. No, it's not. I've got thirty five minutes left No canan you please do it? I'm too tired. By the way, guys, that doesn't happen because the minute my baby cries I'm in the room like My h out, he's a swimmer. It actually is. Unbelievable it Okay, so Jamie, you also sleep through the monitor. so I'm never fully off, even if you are doinguring the nights because every time Ziggy wakes up The monitor is in Jamie's air this loud. the why noise ziggy That loud and Jamie. Can I also say just a new habit that I've learnnt since having a baby since becoming a dad? I now go to the Lou to take a pee and I sit down every man do that? Like why is this you so raare that you stand up and take pity No man does that. Why? We ask women could stand up and do a pe? No, you can. Yeah we could. I would just hover over the loom with my legs open and I can squat and just pee straight down. You could do that How How do you direct it which's just a hole it comes straight out. It doesn't it go all over the place Printer I fear I've never tried it, so I don't know, but I Let's go and film it now and see what happens. if I were a man I would pee and put my my willie down the looow. Well, I've now in the night, I now do that because I'm so exhausted And I want to know if any other person out there does that. It's phenomenal. I don't know why I was taught to stand up and do it. What's the point? It Wh why you? I actually genuinely wonder why were men up. It like hold your penis like you donre goingt have to hold it. I do have to hold it. I have to push it. No, because it'll get a witch's kiss. What's that? an erection No, do you want a witch's kisses? I don't want to know. A witch's kiss is Its a long nose. No a little kiss at the end. A witch's kiss is when you're taking a poo and your penis touches the toilet ball It's cold on the end of your penis and it's called a witch's kiss. That's fucking vile. Like that is absolutely disgusting A witch's kiss Why are witches kiss becausecause they've got pooy guesses It's not what Fy is cold a witch's kiss. Oh because they're so cold like that All right, ladies and gentlemen, on that note, it's time for listeners messages Well ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to listeners m Yes Sing a girl, sing a girl, sing Sing it Addie. The Addie, Sing a girl. Okay, let's go. Okay, Magda, before we start, you have a story, apparently about me Your H handis. Magda was on a Hindu this weekend. G guys, I'm feeling quite weak. I will say your voice sounds very sexy. Itite it's good isn't it? Yeah I like it. It's good. It's a bit syiddney sweety . So what's the story about me? So I went on this Hendoo and you know you're chatting and chatting and chatting. And then one of them who I went to university with, she was like, Oh, I remember Jamie. Oh. Didt night loveve appearance when we were in fres Yeah. Oh go And her boyfriend, who was one of my friends at Uni as well He organized this club night and obviously like every week it was Exeter. So we've always got somebody from Aiden Chelsea coming and doing an appearance. Yeah ye. And Jamie came, I think there was some kind of t shirt gun c. I think you were firing out I remember the audience And then you all went back to my friend's house who organized the night Apparently, you were so annoying. They kicked you out of the house. I know you. They sent you out onto the street and you were like, I don't know where I'm going. They were like, we don't get Guys, listen When I tell you there is no woraster drunk than Jamie Lang, harmless, but fucking irritating. That is a prime example. And you know what's even amazing? He won't have remembered. You'd have wok up and been like that was were great they love me. Yeah yeah. Yeah, don't remember that Rember the t shirts? don't remember the other bit Dot remember that? block that out It's say good That That PA though, I'm not even kidding. this is no word of a lie. I got back on the train to go back to London. I was so hung over. I was on the train And I Sted watching parent trarap. I was thinking, I'm gonna to get Scotch eggs. I'm gonna get some mashed potato. All this food I was going to get, I was so excited Anyway I started to look out the window two hours into parent trap. and looked out the window, we were going past sheep and stuff. and I was like, Wh the fuck are we? I got on the wrong train, I went all the way to Penzanth I got off at Penanth and had to fly back to London. I fe. was Penan. Dy. I had to fly back to London Where is Pzan? The bottom furthest bottom of the W L, bottom left. It's Cornwall. So it's southwest. just other directions. Well I had scampion chips on the sea So everyone's a winner. Right, I have a funny birth story from Lauren. My partner I live in Europe And last September welcomed our rainbow baby boy into the worldld world As we're both originally from the UK, there can be sometimes a bit of a language barrier. so here's my birth story We were shown to this beautiful birthing suite and as the midwife was showing us around, she points to these plastic bags with a large circular opening and says, in best English, if you need to pee, do it in here. We were slightly confused Well I was attached to loads of machine, so we just assumed that this must be normal Four hours and three weeks later the midwife came to check on me After finishing, she went to put on her gloves in the bin, when she suddenly said, Oh no, have you been sick I replied no. She then asked, Then why are there three bags of sick in the bin? You got less. That was the moment we realized.. Due to the language barrier, does she not mean pee in the bags at all We were one hundred percent the talk of the ward that day I mean she wasn'tant to be in it, hny? I've got a funny story from Anonymous. Hello, Sophie and Jamie. and hello Hello Hello Hello. I'm delighted the podcas are back. I've never told the story before, so what better time than on the podcast? I was seeing a guy for a few months and one night after quite a few drinks, one thing led to another when we didn't use protection The next morning I left his flat and did the walk of shame to the pharmacy to get him the morning after pill. A few weeks went by and he asked me to be his girlfriend. The following weekend he invited me to have dinner at his parents' house. His mum greeted me at the door and lo and behold, she was the pharmacist who had given me The morning after pill. No. It was very awkward at the dinner table and my poor boyfriend was completely clueless to our prior interaction. When we left, he asked if I didn't like his parents because he felt the vibe was off I told him about my encounter with his mum in the pharmacy and he burst out laughing. He told me this was not the first time this had happened. We've been together for three years now and his mum is the pharmacist who dispances my contraceptor pill. Thankfully, she's always been completely professional and outside of work, we can both now laugh First time meeting. That It's Hellish. Here is a story from Kirsty and Ben. Hi, James Sophie. I have a lovely little tale for you. More of a warning once you've done having kids, Can't wait My husband and I have three children, a daughter and then we had Twins boy and girls N not keen on having another, we' decidide it was time for my husband to make more of a permanent solution, a vasectomy Being a good sport, he felt it was important he had the procedure, so he did. He didn't have any complaints afterwards. He was told he needed to take it easy for the next few days and that there would be some swelling One night as I was falling asleep He mentioned he did have some sweelling And he was right His balls has swallen up to the size of two grapefruits It was like he had cleafish You can see them through his jeks Did he notice before? Is they like, What's that on your jeans But since I was a child parent, I went to sleep. What It just went to sleep. The next thing he developed temperature and I told him to go to any The next thing you know he texted me a photo of an IivV in his arm and so began a three day stay in hospital When he got out, he spent hours in the bathroom each day deflating his balls from the fluid buildup Was absute disgusting. This wife is brutal. Sounds like you. Although the procedure didn't go smoothie as he hoped, he'd said he'd stay in hospital. was actually some light relief from parenting at home. She's honestly smashing this guy H I told you the time my friend got mumps. I must have told you this. Oh my god. I had mumps when I was at university. So I was sing downstairs, my housemate was like, donon't worry. Don't worry about it. I've had months before. And I was like, trrust me, I've had months before you can get it. He's like, No, can' And I was like, you can. And he was like, Oh, I won't get it Next day, two days later, I come downstairs and he's sitting downstairs and he goes, What do you think this is? And he lifted up his shirt And it looked like he had half a tennis ball. If that's hernia, that's not mum. Honey, it wasn't. He had half a tennis ball underneath his belly button, it looked like. And I was like That looks like mumps. and he's like, it can't be The next day I came down Balls had got so big, you couldn't fit one of them into a pk glass because we tried I've never Sen anything? L bums is on your face, isn't it? And on your balls from then N not great for any balls. Re? he was fine. Yeah Was he fine? Right, Honey your turn. Okay, right. I've got a love story from Nathan and Rosa. Come on Dear, Sophie and Jamie, my partner and I met at university in an A Cpellella group A cappella group A Cpeella. You can't say anything. A Cpeella. Similar to. When you feel the Similar to you guys, we were both in a different relationship at the time, but ended up together after a couple of years being close friends We started renting our flat together after we graduated, however, from the excitement of finally getting to live together, we collected the keys early from the estate agent and things started getting a little frisky. We ended up having sex on the bed with no bedsheets, just straight up raw mattress. Until mid at we heard some keys rattling in the door Thinking no one would be in, the landlord let himself in and discovered us completely naked. Naturallyue. Naturally he retreated, both him and us apologizing in true British fashion. Once we were fully closed, I'd gone out to meet him for the first time Thinking I went for a handshake to which he politely declined, knowing fully well what my hands had recently. Oh my go. Through the absolute whirlwind of life, we were still as scathered five years later, having moved to London with our gorgeous catlola and I'm currently writing this the night before I take my partner on a surprise trip to Florence Let's frreaking go. comeome on Nathan and Rosa Let's go Nathan and Rosie, Absolute leegends. Listen, thank you so much to all you wonderful listeners. We adore you, we love you. We think you're great. Hey listen, tell everyone about the podcast as well. they can write and listen messages and we can read them out on the show. 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I sat on the grass in it. all every part of me wanted to just dance and give it one and I just sa I can't move. I'm that tired. S ify went into our nursery the other day. She went into the nursy and she was like rocking ziggy and like feeding him, trying to get him to sleep And we have a little music box in the corner of his room and And suddenly the music box just went off Like, you know theinging I would have burnt that thing down. I would have literally thrown it the fire. I'll tell you what actually is really scary is that Ziggy looks in the corner of the room and starts laughing and he does it to certain corners in the room to the point where I have gone into the history of this house trying to work out whether it's haunted. You're lying. No, I'm not. And the biggest weirdest thing, you know our kitchen we've got like that coffee station. Yeah. He cracks up every time I make his milk at the shelves and I just know that there's a little man hiding in the shelf speaking out him. He's like Like he can't stop laughing. and I'm like, honestly, I get on his level. I'm like what is funny? It's brown small brain shells. What are you laughing at? What have you googled about the house tryrying to back out the history but then I just stopped doing it. you didn't even get that. I thought about it too. But there are two corners of the house that he will stare at and he like will literally be like an owl and like try and do three, six he head to stare back at that corner. Oh my Godd, that's terrifying. And he starts smiling and like laughing at the corner up in the sky. is that? Our son has seing ghosts. Of course. This house is haunted We've got the little man in the wall, we've got the music box ring. I' Ziggy is like laughing at corners of the house whole house is haunted. The lights just flickered just then. What would you do if you saw a ghost in Ziggy's room? Like how would you Run out of the houseatent wouldould you? Yeah, Lave everyone in there I feel like Safy would fight. Yeah, how I was unbelievable. The other day Jamie we were sleeping in different rooms because we needed to sleep in I had the monitor. I was doing the nights. Anyway. He comes up to the room I was in and he was like, so if there's somebody in the house, I was like, what It' like There's somebody in the house And then you said, there's janggling of gys. How quickly did I run out and go to And you What were you doing? I was like I'm going into my s'sat. She went upstairs to protect iggy straight away My initial reaction was to be like How do we get out? How do we climb You wanted me, may be honest, you said I said, well go and look around the house, then you idiot. And he was like, you've got to come with me. I was like I'm gonna go be with our son You can go around the house. Ladies and gentlemen, that note, I think it's time to finish the podcast. Have a great day. We absolutely love you now. 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