Storytelling and Final Episode Tease

Hello everyone, welcome back to New Parents podcast. There's a very special one for you today. My name is Jamie. My name is Sophie and today I find out what a ball end is for the first time. We also talk about the list of things that we absolutely despise about each other . And we also discuss the potential of having sex again. Praise the Lord, baby. Blaze. We love you guys enjoy.. Here it is And remember if you haven't subscribed already, click that button. Okay, here we go. Enjoy the episode. Hello, I'm Jamie Lang and I'm Sophie Lang. And we've been married for two years and we're having a baby . Yes, we are. Are you ready? Let's go . Wow , we are back bitches. We're back . Cruise in . Get in my little car . Can't you don't drive yet? Well don't drive and everyone listening will remember that we made a pack that you were going to be able to drive before we have a baby. Well, I have my test coming up actually. Yeah, when? Coming up. Probably on my due day, don't you? It's not, I don't know when it is, but I'm going to I've got the test sorted so I can't you taken how lessons? I don't need all anymore lessons. I learned to drive. I can drive. No, you don't, blond boy Blond boy. Blond boy. Can I ask you could listen? Hello everyone, welcome to Liby Paarents p'odcast. Masters . Oh, she's on one today people . She is on one. Hey, we're gonna start this episode. It's a it's a bit of a sad one because this is going to be our penultimate episode of Nearly Parents. So this is going to be our this is our second last episode and the next one is our last episode and then the Madam, the Mum, the Myth , the legend. Madam . That is Sophie Haboo Leng, or just Sophie Leng. Sophie Charlotte, Haboo Lang. Sophie Leng is going to go on paternity leave and we may never see her ever again . You will see me again. I know I'm kidding. I will see you very soon. You're gonna go and start your break. That's it, done . How you poof . Hey . And then you're gonna have a little break. Well, no, I'm not going to say when I am just because at some point you will have a little break. At some point I will. But obviously you wouldn't be doing the podcast without me. Well, yes, the truth is we are going to pause you and I 'm going to we're saying go and pause. We're going to put it on nice and it's not our last episode our last episode is next week and we're going to be doing a really lovely episode about it all but we wanted to te e everyone up for it to make sure that they know that we're very sad. Anyway, we need to save that for the last episode. Don't we? You're crying in the corner. Look at him. He's absolutely don't go if you don't leave me with hit. I know , I really feel bad about it. I feel bad to all of you . So that's it. That is it. That's it, Whipersnapper. I know. Listen, it's time for you to take a little bit of a break, I think. She's yawning down the mind. There's something wrong with me where I yawn every single second, but I'm like not overly tired. I've been much more tired in my life. So you're not tired, but you're yawning. I cannot stop yawn. It'ings like my body like needs to yawn. What does yawning do? Get oxygen. Yes. I'm not getting nothing . I told you I don't breathe. I don't breathe. So my body's gasping for breath. And I'll tell you what elsere out I'side gasping for I cannot physically wait to go to South Just and get my vinymi's role and the fish or sauce that I dip it into. Well after this accident you're going to have to cancel your meeting and come with me because I thought I need you to be there with me that's what you do. Craving is you plus the Vietnamese roll and it's all I want. And guys, the mango and prawn salad . That you keep asking me what my pregnancy is supposed to be when the time comes that pots and pots we're gonna fall out. But poo whiff it stinks. Fish sauce is one of the smelliest smells that you'll ever smell and I actually once I was eating it in a meeting . And Beth, our amazing agent, just stood up and she opened all the windows fucking stinks in her and I was hope . Okay, that is what you're most excited for for when baby comes out that you're gonna eat, what can you do? Not excited if I'm eating that now. Oh, what can't you eat at the moment that you're excited for? Give me some sushi and give me some surrounding ham. I would eat. I wanna get a leg of ham. Yeah. And I want it I don't even need to carve it. I'll eat it off the leg. I want that cured me in my mouth . That's what the So basically when I'm holding the baby I'm just gonna be surrounded by meat . When you're holding the baby, you want to be surrounded by meat. Yeah. Do you think everyone who's been listening to our podcast thinks it's now time for that baby to come? I guess. I just I know, I know. Pregnancy's a long time. It's fucking ten months. Why do we all lie say it's nine months? Like what are you doing to us? It's ten months . It's forty weeks. Your due date's on forty weeks. So why do we all yark on about? Oh those nine months were tough. Even pregnant people say they're like, oh yeah, nine months was It's not nine months. It's harder for I tell you what. Four, zero babe. It is hard for the husband. Do you know why? It's hard. Ah please . That's my scroll of all the things that are hard . Okay, I'll do the scroll of all the things that annoying that you do . Here's my here's my scroll It's all the way. That's where you are in my head. The whole privacy Sophie, where's this? Sophie, where's that? James, do you mind providing them a water bottle? But how do I fill up a water bottle? Which water bottle is it? Do you want cold water? Or shatter? Oh, do you want sparkling water? Oh, I filled it up. This is how you explain things. Okay, this is it. Okay, we had to pack we had to pack our hospital bag the other day, all right? You don't know. We had to pack our hospital bag the other day that we're going to bring to the hospital. And I ordered all the things in Amazon. I order a fan. I order like, I don't know, some other shit, some toothbrushes and things like that. This is how you explain stuff to me. You're like, right, I'm like, okay, so if we need to pack your night y, and you're like, okay, it's downstairs in the cupboard. And I go, okay, well, where downstairs in the cupboard? Downstairs in the cupboard. And I'm thinking my head, right? I know she's going to get annoyed if I keep asking where that is because she's got annoyed at that before. So I think okay downstairs I have two options here. It's either said in the wardrobe in our bedroom. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. You said downstairs in the cupboard. So I went right okay. I'm going to place my beds going to be in our bedroom. And you go, and it's blue. And I went, oh, okay. So I go downstairs. I look into a drawer. There is nothing like it. There's no blue, anything in there. Nothing blue. Don't you like okay, well I'll tell you what you do. And so then I can't find it anywhere. It's honestly so okay. So my sister sends Jamie very sweetly. I will say it's really sweet that you wanted to pack my bag for me. Like that is so cute and we did get advice that from the midwife that is really useful for the men to pack it so that you know when you're in labor they know where everything is and they've got they're used to like all the things. I've never been pregnant before. I don't fucking know that I need an adult nappy for when I give birth , thank you very much . So my sister for my birthday gave me four hundred and fifty adult nappies. But that's my birthday present for my sister. Georgia loved you so much. It was so thoughtful, but quite the shock when I opened it, ooh, what have I got? eighty adult pads , nappies and eighty gray size eighteen pair of pants. I just did it . And you , you packed all eighty to go to the post. Yes. All eighty. I said, wait, surely we just take out like two. I mean it was just a suitcase full of these pants. He said, No, let's pack all three boxes of nappies. I said, For me, I'm not gonna go through eighty nappies in the hospital. I'd just rather pack it all. Okay, so then the other thing is earplugs . Jamie buys a pack of a thousand . That's all right, fine, I get it. Cospower or whatever . But you surely take out one pair and you pack , he packs a thousand earplants into the suitcase. Yeah, I was trying my hardest. The whole suitcase just has eighty pads, eighty pair of pants and a thousand earplugs. Yeah, damn straight, damn fraud. And then you and then you fill it up with all your share. It's my hostel bag. And then all the las I had as a green outside to find the nighty. All I hear is, I'm taking your shit out the bag . No, it was quite sweet. He runs upstairs with like his boxes and his pajamas. And what I had by the way for the hospital hospital bags very sweet. For the hospital bag, I just have for me a pair of pajamas and a pair of boxes. That was it. There's not enough space in the bag for that. So , you might have your own bag. No my bag. It's a hospital bag. Whenever there's an emergency, I don't have time to take two. I just take one. You do because then you got to take the big bag with the placenta . What? My cleaner sent me a photo . Sounds quite weird, but she opens our parcels anyway and she sent me a photo and she said, I'm so sorry I've opened something with something really personal in here. And I said, What's in it? And she said, It's very personal. I said, But what's in it? She said Your placenta . And I replied, Oh no, I think my placenta's still in me. You thought it was the placenta in the back. Listen , it's the box where you put send the placenta off to, but it's just a plastic box and it says your placenta. Do it says please be careful with this. It holds a placenta title. When I put my placenta in it, it was empty, but she obviously said she thought my placenta was in it. She was so upset and I had to go back and I had to apologize deeply. I said, I'm so sorry I didn't send you my placenta to open. It's in my stomach still . Can we also explain how Sophie Habu has ordered a box that when she gives birth to a placenta, we put it into the box, it gets frozen, we send it off to a company that makes it into pills that we then eat. Not we. I eat and a moisturizer actually . That is the most rogue thing in the world. King Yui, go on. When we make Sophie's Pacenta into pill , will you take one? I'd take one, but I don't know if I was Sophie if I'd be up for sharing. Not up for sharing. You why are you not for sharing? Not up for sharing, but I know it's the funn stioryest that lived at the Attiff Watson's placenta and a gummy that I still say it kills me. She went into her fridge, ate a couple sweets and Tiff said, yeah, it's my placenta that's been made, isn't it? If I ate someone else's placanta. I'd eat yours you You would not eat you placenta . But I wouldn't choose to eat someone's placenta. Well, you drink my milk? Yeah, I'll drink your milk. I'll eat your placenta. I can't wait to try my milk. I'm not worried about all that kind of stuff. You don't, you're not eating my placenta. It's formed the woman. Out of all the things on me that you had to eat . Your bum hole . You're balland or do you not have one ? I don't think you have one, do you? You don't think I have a balland? You don't want you sacrificed It will color it out. Bitch too revealing. What do you think happens when you get circumcised? Just explain this to me. They cut off your ballot . Are you fucking mad ? Wait honor to explain so gay what happens ? I don't fucking know I'm not the willy connoisseur. . So hang on. They pull it up and snip the top of it. I don't fuckin' know, the skin off it. What do you think the bell enders? The skin on the cap, the hat. What are you talking about? do Wh youy think it's called a be ll end? Why do you think the end? Why do you think the end of your penis is called a bell end? It's at the end and it probably looks like a bell if I really studied it. Yeah. The end of your penis, when you pull, it looks like a bell. A bell . That's right. It looks more like a mastery surely. The topic of a mastery. Because you haven't seen one for ages . So you honestly thought because I'm circused that they had cut off my bella. So what do they do? They get the skin that normally goes over the end of the penis , right? Over the bell end, over the belly to protect it. Right. They snip that away . So then you don't have anything going over the bell end. Because then it's supposedly show me what an uncircumcised balland looks like in a circumcised balland. Okay, Yui, get yours out . Sophie's already saying man . Have you really noticed to it? He was pregnant. You have You circumcise? You have asked me this before. Are you obviously in the workplace? And yes, I am, yeah. Josh? No, no, don't you can ask me, don't go around the room and ask other people whether they're circumcised. So inappropriate. So watch the banjo string. The banjo string is the skin that attaches the foreskin. So basically a Willie is just loads of skin on like a rod Like loads of different layers of skin. Like you've got the bell end, then you've got the foreskin and you've got the banjo string, it's all just wrinkly skin . So what is that? What do you mean? Strange little things, aren't they? The vagina's str anger. Okay, you've got the lips What do they call? What are they called? Labias? The labian Menora and the Labia Majora . Oh my god. Wow what a turn for. Anyway, the reason my scroll is out to tell you about what I have to deal with is every single night , every single night Sophie going could be at any time could be at one in the morning, could be at two in the morning, it could be three thir hundredty and eight which was it last night. This is what I get . Like what is it? So I wake up. I've got cramp. I've got cramp. You don't know. And I have to uncramp hello and you're not very good at . You're so weak you put your hand there and I push against your hand like the cramp is indescribable . Every muscle in my every fibre muscle was just twist into a rope into my leg and disappears. I don't understand how this is happening, why it's happening No , no, it must stop . And then as we're going back to sleep, I go that's a nightmare. So many nightmares you can't even like guys you don't even know. Tell me what nightmares you were having last night. I had I don't think we can probably put this in, but this is a true nightmare I had. Okay, so you know family guy. Yeah. You know the cartoons, what they look like. Yes. That's what the baby looked like, but on a normal body, but the head was the family guy head. Like the eyes when it's like anyway, my sister's oh no, my mum's holding the baby the family guy face on, like cartoon. Yeah . And I am in this room with my sister and she opens the door to this greasy haired man . And she says your next client's here . And I said, Oh no, I don't want to, Georgia. And she said, Come on, you gotta do it. As I'm doing the deed, my mum walks in with the family guy baby and I felt such guilt and my mom's likeorry, S, don't mind me just getting the bottle for the baby. That's the dream I had. We probably need to cut that out because it's inappropriate. Where was I ? I don't know. It clearly left me and I had to make a living But it was really , really jarring , like really jarring . Then I also had a dream that I was like, you know, and I'm a celebrity get me out of here the jungle. You know, the slipping slide at the end where they have to like run up and the water pulls down. I was on that, but I had this pet rabbit and I kept running up and the rabbit kept falling back down so I would know my bunny. I'd run down and get it and I'd just holding this bunny trying to get to the top and then the bunny would fall down. That was honestly ongoing for the whole duration of my sleep. If anyone is a dream expert, no, I'm don't anyone out there, I'm calling out you. If you're a dream expert, please let us know in the comments or send us a message what you think that dream all means because I think there's some serious trauma going on there. But now I'm sleeping quite well because I put my athos on by Stephen Fry and we put it all night. I woke up at seven AM this morning. We went to food at eleven PM. It's still on . It's still on. So loud. It's still on. I've set the time into an hour, but I must creep over in the night and just keep playing it.. Yes After you had your cramp, you put it back on. Zeus, I hear so much about Zeus. These Greek mythologies are like very sexual and all sorts going. Honestly, there is so much going, there's so much noise in it. It's just ridiculous. Well, you seem to sleep perfectly with the alive mask on. No, I wake up all the time. I wake up all the time. Do you want to know how many times I wake up a night? I wake up more times than you? I'm Dobb Ridiculous I'm awake every forty minutes. Not every forty minutes. Every forty minutes I'm on the day . Oh my God . Listen, ladies and gentlemen, on that note, it is of course a penultimate episode and we will not forget because it's time for listeners messages . Well , thank you so much for sending in your listeners messages . Okay, my first one's from anonymous. Hi Jamie and Sophie. I have a mortifying story to share with you. When I was a teenager, I went round to my friends to play to spin the bottle. Her parents were out so we thought that we could be extra wild. The bottle landed on this boy that I really fancied. We had a snog and as the night progressed I thought that maybe he fancied me. We ended up kissing again this time outside on a garden bench. One thing led to another and I started to give him a hand job. Hello. Hello. It was the first hand job I had ever given. It's all so exciting. It's so exciting. For the girl. However, this is not for a girl. As it was the first one he had ever received . He finished very quickly, but the mess went all over my hand so I ran back into the house. What I didn't realise is that my friend's parents had come back early so as I was running to the sink with sperm on my hand her mum stopped me and chatted me. As she was my convoy, the boy had been snogging walk back in, he was a bit of a naughty loud so she was shocked to see him in her house. She then looked at me and caught a glimpse of my hand. She went beatrue and called my mum immediately to tell her that I'd been distribut ing handrops to the neighborhood . What stupid woman ? We still love we still live close by, but whenever I see her ignore her because I can't face trauma. That is the worst time for sorry . Your daughter's been giving a hand job. That is awful . I remember so well. My sister once had this party. And I'm told you like, I think it was like after GCES she in, threw they this party and it was meant to be like twenty people. They all put money towards it. They got a Marquee, like it was a whole thing. And literally every school in the county came. Get out of here. I'm not joking. You need to ask my sister people. So there was a club in Mammington's Varkle Smack. People were leaving the club and going to my house to this party. Anyway, where's your mum? My mum's in the house, right? My parents are just divorced. My dad is living in the coach house and my dad was meant to be away in Spain . He got wind of the party. So as he's driving to the airport, he turns his car around and drives back because he's like, I've had this is getting out of hand . He storms into this party, shuts it all down at like two AM or something instead of going to the airport there were there was five hundred people in my garden. I'm in zores like what the hell's going on anyway are you freaking out ? I'm just like, this is wild. Me and my friend were watching all from out end doors. We couldn't really see it. It was literally just in a garden there was no lights, nothing. People going absolutely insane . Anyway, the next day like we were all cleaning out, there was condom after condom, after co condndomom and condom after condom after condom . What the heck is that? Condom. How did he say it? Condom . Condom the condom . So many condoms and my mum was finding them all and it was just awful. We were all together and like cleaning up and every time we found I could see my mum was just like getting them in the ben.ef That's hideous. So people having sex and everything. Yeah, in our playhouse. No . Okay, I have one from Meg. Hi Jamie and Sophie. I hope you're both doing well and congratulations on nearly becoming parents. I wanted to reach out because my sister Ellie and her partner Ruben have just lived through one of the most mind blowing weeks imaginable the kind of story that honestly sounds too wild to be true. This time last week we found out that my younger sister Ellie was pregnant . Wonderful news, but here's the unbelievable part . She was already thirty eight weeks along You're fucking kidding me. She'd experienced what's known as a cryptic pregnancy where someone doesn't experience pregnancy symptoms until very late or sometimes right up until birth . They were told she'd be likely induced in a couple of weeks on seventh of November , but after a whirlwind weekend of Nirus and Dearest running around to prepare and provide as much as possible, Ellie went into labour naturally on Tuesday the twenty eighth of october . Seventy five minutes after her water's breaking and thirty minutes after arriving at the hospital, they welcome their beautiful healthy baby boy eight pounds How are you hiding eight pounds in your body? I don't understand. There are so many little details that make their story even more extraordinary, but beyond the shock factor it's generally heartwarming and eye opening. Ellie and Ruben are huge fans of you both and they absolutely love to share the story with you. Ellie and Rubin have both been such a huge inspiration to all of us and are already the best parents to the little boy, who, by the way, has the most wonderful name, after his mummy's positive and shiny outlook on life, Sunny. Oh my god, that is why you be given it to me, give it to me I am absolutely that is I need to know more. I want to Farcy massive congratulations. You're absolute heroes, the two of you. That is the three of you. I'm so happy for you. What a like an incredible story , but I just am fascinated . It's unbelievable. That is so wild. Wild . Okay, I've got one from Dora . Hi, I wanted to share a little bit of my own story with you. My husband and I welcomed our beautiful daughter earlier this year and she truly is the best thing that's ever happened to us. The early days were amazing but also a big adjustment. My husband found the transition quite hard at first, especially if I already had that instant bond with our little girl. For me, I found things more difficult a bit later on around the four month mark when I started struggling with postpartum depression. Thankfully I'm coming out the other side now and feeling much better. It's something that isn't always spoken about enough, and I thought your podcast could be such a great place to shine a bit of light on it as it's such a broad spectrum of how people suffer from it, both men and women. My labour was long and a tough experience, but one thing I wanted to say, especially to Jamie, is to be the best advocate you can be for her. In those moments, Sophie will just need to focus completely on what she's doing and it can mean so much to have someone there who knows what she wants and can speak up for her in ways she may not feel able to, just like my husband did for me. While I was in that early postpartum stage, I found a lot of inspiration listening to Jamie, talk about your ultra marathon journey Before pregnancy I was already active, but recovery meant that I had to take things slowly for a while. Hearing your story gave me the motivation to get back into running. Let's go. Now my husband and I have bought a running buggy so we can all go running together as a family. I've attached a photo for you . Oh , I see . No , the little baby girl . Oh my god, that's amazing. That's amazing. You've just given me goosebumps. I'm so happy for you and like well done for sharing that because it's so true that happens to so many people and it's not spoken about enough. So we really appreciate that and sending you both all of three of you so much love. So much love guys . We yeah, thank you for that. And thank you to everyone who keep sending the messages . Just keep sending them guys. And even though it's our second last episode, don't worry, keep sending them in because at some point we'll obviously be back. Okay, listen, keep sending your messages, anything at all to at Nearly Parents Podcast on Instagram, or you can send us an email, nearly parents at Jampoproductions.co. UK. Everything is in the show description and that is the end of listeners, listeners, listeners messages . All right, we got to get into the knitty gritty now. The nitty gritty. Nitty gritt . We had a lovely doula come on and we were talking about pyroneal massages perineal massages. Pyroneal massages where I massage the inside of your vulva . We haven't done any of that. Yeah, and I haven't even done it myself . Why not? I just that is as dull to me as having to open post . I don't want to. I barely want to moisturize my body let alone get some oil and stretch out my vagina skin. Like what about that is appealing ? So why when I'm exhausted at night and I just want to sit and watch real housewives of London, no part of me thinking, God, I better just open my legs and start pulling my vaginas to shreds. I meant to do it. No, that's that happens for some relationships and good for them, but I do not want you poking your little head down there and mass aging vagina . I know exactly what you're going to try and do and I'm stay away . Stay run away . No, no , no . And I don't want to do it. Someone giving me some motivation. To me, it's the same as the thought of me going to the gym now. Like no, I don't want to fucking go to the gym. I can't go to the gym. Please don't make me reach my arm into my labor, whatever it's called and pull my vagina open with some oil . I don't know. I do need to do it. What I really need to get is a bloody bouncing ball too, but that's also a bit like going to the gym blowing up that bouncing ball. Oh blow off. Tell you what you need to do, you're lazy or get, you need to make the prime. It's been sat there for three months. Every day we'll pause it and go, He's gonna have done much. He's gonna dunno, oh, I'm going to be so proud we'll pass not even our box . So one thing I've asked you to do, I've made the cart, I've made the changing mat, I've done all of that, I've bought everything . I've bought a gazelle. I chose it, you can just put it together. I brought the prime with you. Oh . Okay, I'm gonna put it together. You did say that at this point this is the moment that we're going to start to have sex again. Well, yes, we should be having sex. you don't really want to either. Not missionary. No, Jamie looks at me. This is what happened actually . I'm sat there and I'm like moisturizing my tummy. And I'm like, yeah, we gotta start having sex now. And Jamie looks at me and goes, you're a bit of a unit . Anyone, but what are you gonna get on top? No, I'm not gonna get on top. Can't even hold my own body up. How would that work? We need a lever. I need like we put on she jump from the ceiling that I could sit on if I was to go on top. That would be the only road work . Or we can put you in a crane . And then just go up and down really slowly . No. So how are we gonna do it? Obviously, we're going to have to look like a cow on all horse. It's the only way . What other way do you picture? I don't know. It's actually genuinely if what do you do when you're at that stage? I know everyone does have sex at this stage 'cause you want to get the ball rolling, but like, what? What? Can't, that's the most exciting thing . I don't think any part of you is excited about that. Well, listen, as I said, we're both born again virgins . I think your hymen is closed up and is that what they're going ? Isn't that my froze ? You know, the hymns where you get like the thing that you've choked out with your throat He's a hymen . I'm exactly that reads . Right . What are you talking about? Do you remember when you were at school, right? All I needed to do, all I wanted to do was to get a pony so my hymen would break. And then when I lost my ginter I wouldn't leave and be like, Oh yeah, I lost my virginity too. I was desperate to just ride a pony. Dad wasn't having any of it honestly, you had your baby shower. I had my baby shower and we also need to start harvesting milk now These are all the things we have to do and I'm not disciplined enough you have to force me to do this fine . You get up at five AM and go to the gym. Why can't you tell me to milk my boobs at night? Do you have to start milking your boobs at? Yes. Right. Go milk them . Why do you just do it? I'm scared. What? Feel scary. Why is that feel scary? You have to help me. All right, we have to get a little papet and milk them into a pipette. Okay, great, let's do it. Okay, tonight we'll do it. That's our evening spent milking your teets. Yeah, and also is it gonna go on the sofa? Like, why do we do it in the shower? My brass I think people just it takes a long time you sit and watch a movie and you smell your teeth into a pipette. And then I used to be going out to nightclubs and snogging people and like having the best time ever. What am I doing? No, I'm now sitting with a pipette watching real housewives of London. And then he put it in a ziplock bag and he chuck it in the freezer. Oh my God, what was my life gum dude? This is my life. You had a baby shower, how was it? It was honestly so amazing . My sister sadly my sister threw it for me but she couldn't come because her daughter wasn't very well which was really sad my sweet little niece but it was just the best day ever. Like everyone was so full of love and just I'm really lucky that I have so many amazing friends and family. It was like a second wedding. Yeah . It was like a second wedding, everyone. It was wild . If you're gonna wanna see what the baby shower like's you can go and check out our show on Disney plus coming out next year. It's gonna be on that baby which I'm very excited for . All right, listen, tell you what, we are going to play a quick game before we go. King Yui, what is the game? Well, I just want you to see whether you like any of these baby names. All right, well, why don't you read them out to us? Okay, we're going to do some baby names and Yui's gonna read them out and see if we like them or not. Rowan , Rowan . No. Like I'm rowing down the river. Rowan, I know exactly what he looks like and it's a no. Safe . No . Glad . I also don't like my name. How about Jamie Jr.? I love the name Jamie. Yes. I love the name Jamie. I really want to call a son or a daughter Jamie. Adiff Blitter. Blighter No. I love Edie though. Edie's nice. I love Edi. That was that model called Edie, do you remember how? Yeah, yeah. And Edi in desperate housewives. Oh no, they see she puts me off it. I was thinking of the model Edie. Walter . I like Walter . Isabelle ? Yes, we like Isabelle. Isabelle's so sweet, one of my oldest nieces . Yeah. All names are really cute, but it is who you know. I don't know anyone called Rowan. That's why I'm like, I've heard Rowan Atkinson. Ro, whoa, whoa, your boat. That's what I think. Rowan, Cafe . No. I don't like Keith . And I'll tell you why. There's a book called The Boyfriend by Freedom McFadden and Keith is just a murderer in it . And I picture him a scary skinny murderer. By the way, we're going to have to be telling our baby stories a night. Yeah, because do you know what I did for my baby shower? Instead of asking for presents, although my friends very generously didn't listen to that and they did buy me lots of presents, but which is a present. I ask everyone to bring their childhood favorite book. And we have so many books. We have all the childhood favorite books and my favorite, the rainbow fish. Do you remember that? Yeah. Chrissy bought that one and that really brought about the memories. Okay, so we're going to see who's the best storyteller, right ? We're going to start a story and then we're going to take it line by line and see where it goes. Okay, I cannot wait. Once upon a time there was a family that lived in a little shed in a crack . It doesn't have to rhyme. Okay do it again then . It's quite nice. Sometimes they do rhyme then. We could do a rhyming one. Okay, let's make it rhyming. Okay, it's a rhyming story. Once upon a time there was a family that lived in a little shark with a pet bat . The bat flew around the room all day and then it lay its head on the hay . Nay, nay, what was that ? Oh my, I think it was a rat . Oh, the rat ran round the floor and then came across wait that's a horse there. No, you loser. The rat ran around the floor and then it banged straight into the door. The door went Oof out into the world . And then I went world . And then I went and found a little curl . The curl was small and looking so sweet . But you know what? The curl never missed a beat The beat was strong, the beat was big . And yes, you guessed it, the beat had a big wig . Off came the wig and so we saw something so little. It wasn't an eyeb all. The eyeball winked. Hang on, that's attached to someone . Oh, I think it is my scary daddy Jamie Jamie scooped up all the rat and the bat and took everyone home and then he went and shoved them into a cone . So they were quiet so he could go and see his big wife and she was standing there with a knife Stamp stab stop Sophie to her husband die die die, the silly dead husband So now it's time to sleep my little one rest your little eyes and tomorrow I'll give you a big prize You can't run with yourself So no it's time to rest your eyes little one And it's okay because Mummy's just begun . And it's okay because the night has just begun I can't wait. I can't wait. You got to rain in a little bit with a knife because that'll be scary and no big muma sorry to kids Night sleep well . We get any nights, right? Or on that note everybody, listen, we're going to be back next week. Do not miss it because it's our final episode which is going to be emotional. It's going to be happy, it's going to be fun. It's going to be everything. 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