Vespa adventures and car scratch confession

Hello everyone, welcome back to newly Parss. Yeah Um Welcome back to the show guys, We love you, by the way. How are you feeling? Feeling good, actually yeah. Any you think you wanna travel with the listeners? No I've got something. Harry fucking Syles What about? I've got two things. I can't wait. tellell me. Off campus. It's sensational on every level. I mean, my friend Emily said it changed her brain chemistry and I fear it has done that for me. this also say about off campus, by the way, Everyone's watched it. You are so late to the party. I don't care that I'm late. Okay ' I've watched it in my own time on my own and frankly I loved it. Why do you love it I don't understand why it's ended on episode eight when it's like right in the middle of the season.ike I'm only guessing they're not going to leave it. Like it's gott to be like a month and they're going to drop season two Because is it that good? It's just like in the middle, we're just getting into it and then bosh, it's gone. I just need to say two things. like everyone's wondering whether they like Garret Graham or the blonde boy. I'm blonde boy, but also I'm both. Okay I'm like whatever's on the screen, I'm not, I love you, I love you. I'm steering by the end of it towards the blonde guy. And explain to me what characteristics do you like about these two? So what it is, guys, is the only way to describe it. I would say it's like a non musical version of High School Musical It's like a feel good, isn't it? It's like feel good. likeike the cool boys, the it boys like the theyre like notot necessarily like the mrs Pop. It's not like those mean high school programs where it's like, she's the mean gy and they're the mean guy and they like bully like everyone's so lovely in it. And the boys fucking love the women. like they are in love, they don't mess them around. They're just so respectful, they're so kind. they worship them and they're beefs. Last night, Sophie went to bed I think at eight fifteen to go watch off campus in bed. Yeah, obviously, I'd do that anyway. eightight fifteen into bed to watch off campus. And you don't like me watching it with you? No, because you're just you're irritating, but also it's like a moment for me, like me, Graham. and Dean. Okay, greats maybe my number one. And tell me about Harry Styles. There's this clip going around where like obviously one of his fans has gone two nights in a row and have you seen it? And he sees her and he's like, Dancing Fussy, I know loads of my friends are like what the fucker has danced for is. I love them. They are so great. I'm not sure what they are, but like you like the sort of awkwardness of it. the sort of like I don't know what it is, but like the little like a get into it. You know, it's not it's not like structured No, no, do you know what his dancing's like? ye, I get honeyes, ye, do. Can I say his dance moves? It's like me. No, it's like Toby's your friends, and it's quite a unique dance, but like it's very it's very similar. Okay so I wo if he's copied him. What didarry you think Harry Styars has copied my friend Tob? Maybe maybe. Okay, so hang on, So Harry Sles is dancing, doing his dancing. What does he do He dances and then he's like dancing to the mic and then he sees this girl in the thing and he's like Like he's like, you were there yesterday and I'm like, so hot. And then why does that make him h? I don't know, it's just unbelievable. And then why did try to I don't I don't know. You do know there is something that you don Let me think. Go and think. Beuse he's just so sweet. Like he's just like Like he's not trying to be cool Anyway he start sing s down, how does thumbs up go? He's like, guys, let me know when he just speaks to the salmon and he's like, let me know when you're all good for me to go. And then he's like, I can't see if that's a thumbs up. And then he's like, M a door and everyone wass like And then everyone's like, why me in the Why rage Bing himself? Meet me in the car I sing it for me. No, you're not getting it. I'm like falling on deathers now. Like it's an inside joke and you're just really not getting. You're not even in on the inside joke. I not know, but it's made me fancy him. I need to understand what the inside joke is, but people have gone crazy that he sang mee me in the corridor Okay, well on that note, ladies and gentlemen, should we get into the show Get into it Hello, I'm Jamie Ling. I'm Sky Dank and now p. Big news, honey, the World Cup is on. I know Mm, Which worldld Cup is it The World's Cup. I have it playing what sport Football. Obviously Football, Its playing football. Clue is the colour. Football is the game. We're all together and winning is our aim. So cheer us on through the sun and raincause Chelsea, Chelsea is our aim. Hey, hey, okay, that's great England are playing not Chelsea So so what And what's the famous English song that everyone sings that they feel like it's going to, you know, when they think we're going to win the World Cup I I know it. I know. swing low. swweet child Rugby, that's rugby. Coming that's rugby. Those comoming home, it's coming home, football's coming home. So Hgine, what is it? We've just won the World Cup so It's coming home. It's coming home. Honey, weve just won the World Cup. Football's coming home. What? A my bin why is it not computing it? Football's coming home, It's coming home, it's coming home. Footballs coming home. Football's coming home, it's coming home. It's coming home, It's coming home I've never heard that song in my life I'm not even doing it. Heard that ever? No, sing it to Balls coming home. It's coming home. It's coming home. It's coming fo ball's coming home. That's it. I knowew it. England Captain is. Harry Cane. Wow Five points to Gryffindor. high five to that on it Let's go Harry fucking K. Harry fucking K. Obviously I know that. Obiously know that. It was an Iime's leb Harrry Kane was what No? cameam was when I wasleed to get me out of here. Kep on. I think you got confused with Harry Rednap Who was on Iisy get me out of here? That I thought it was. You thought Harry Rednaap, who must be in the sixties like But the captain's just like the guy you shouts to them R, was so wrong. Do you think the capaptain plays? No, I don't think the capaptain plays. What does the capaptain do directs him And was the se? Like Jose Moreino is the captain for something Right So that's the manager Captain's Harry Kane, he plays in the actual game. Okay. What position does he play? Captain, you just sald me that. But you think he playays Center No not a center If No, I'm forward. There you go. You've nailed this. Okay, so this is exciting And in the World Cup every other team plays That's what happened. So we're going to be watching these games together. if you had to describe the offs side rule I'm playing for England. Yeah, you're You get a penalty. S. England you've got a penalty' Spain and I England then get an offside kick as your penalty Okay, C on The most confusing thing I've ever had. you fucked, it's basically a favourite of the English game. so it's going I put my ball on the side of the pitch and I kick it. for England as a freebie because you guys have fucked up and you get a penalty. That's offside All I know is that like all the young guys go thats so off side. That is the most random way of describing anything. I don't think that made sense. You said you put the ball on the side and then you kick it and then they mess up and then you get a penalty side. T T teams To teams One team's got a penalty. Yes This team get an offside kick as their penalty because they fucked up and they get to kick the ball and get a free kick. It's just a free kick. That's a free kick, you're close. offffside free kick is offffsideule, I'm going explain to you just really quick. Just you understand when're watching the game you have your defenders The last man, right? or to say England are playing Spain, right England player, Harry Kain or whoever it is. can't be in front Yeah, behind that I'm explaining it badly now, when we're watching Ziggy Right, play his sport because it's going happen All right. You're going to be on the sideline chairing your own, right And arere you going to be one of those parents? Are you going be an aggressive parent? Are you going gonna to be a chill parent? A chill parent, obviously. So you're not going to get like if he misses a goal or he doesn't get obly not. And also like if he doesn't want to play sports, He doesn't have to play sports He might want to be a ballerina. Yeah and love. He might w to paint, he might want to read books. Anyway, okay, so were we have to watch if England are in the final, we're gonna to watch that together, by the way. I would like to know when it is. nineteenth of July. nineteenth of July, we're back in England, baby. Yeah, we're in England. We're just cruising. I have a little bone to pick there ick your little man. I'll pick it apart Hate that man. Favourite bone in the body giveive us me Piela And where Fibula? Fibula. Where in the fibula? Where is the fibula It's your wrist or your foot Sophie, by the way, still thinks that her tailbone is popped out of her butt. So painful guys. What What are you doing again where you think it's right refuse to tell you I h I don't want to tell you that anyway my tailbone needs to be Or has it popped out? I can I sayain can is it when you push Give me a little nod It's a shake of the head. I'm shaking a head. People want to know this. No one needs to know. It's like not a push. It's like the sensation of needing the thought of even needing to go to the bathroom tailbone feels like this My tailbing really hurts iss like not a good feeling. If you don't remember this, Sophie's tailbone popped out during her pregnancy. so it's now still popped out. Do you remember those little do you remember those toys at school? slinky. No would like a slinky, but actually nothing like a slinky. I don't know why I even said that It's nothing like a slinky It's one of the things that you like, you would fold inside out, put on the ground and they would go pop up in the air. No, never had them. You've never had them. I've never had them you know what's absolutely crucial that we must just quickly touch on that Jamie has never ever watched high school musical This is the start of something new. It feels so right to be here with you. I'm so fabulous. This is my sinful request. all things fabulous. The bigger better the best Okay, so this is High School Musical. I'm gonna shoot my shot. Okay and I'm gonna shoot my shot. No, you don't even know about that. And by the way, I play High School Musical at all. Like I'm sick to death with like Roses of Red, Violets of Blue or all those nursery songs. like ive little ducks wing day, so I've decided to like up it a little bit. like highigh school musicals where at Sat and he loves it Okay so high school musical, what do you love about high school? I mean my son. I play high school musical for him now and he absolutely loves it. What do you love about her? Get my head in the game. G' get to get ahead. Head in the game.other watched headad in the game. I have no idea. I' in high school musicical. I traravesty. It's a criminal sense it's just not okay. All right. Well, if I was going to sing this song I don't wantna be anything No want to ha I don't want to be anything other than what I've been l No again wrong I don't wantna be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately. W you probably Paton Uh listen, I was mate. I was the guys. I did not see the guys. Okay. No no, let merase No Let me rephrase. That' their own, honey. I didn't fancy the guys. You liked Nate. And so Hailey I liked I like Chad Michael Muray I also love Sophia Bush You literally don't even know the names. Yeah Brook was unreal. She was so hot. So the Wandy Hill I loved. and then biggest, the bestest of all. And I'm trying to think of the song, but I can't get it in my head. hold on one second. You're all gonna sing it with me Don't tell me, Don't tell me what it is. No, that's Gavin de Gru again. I can't You want to Wandy Hill? Yeah. And no, I want to do OC. Don't tell me what it is. We've been on the run Dan no no one California here That's when I used to back where we start Jesus Christ. I was so fre ready Born y Here we go God, Brody. E me alive. He's a true love of my life. Seth Rogan. Seth Rogan? Oh Seth. Oh yah, Seth. The character. Man, all these shows were so good. They were so good. I can't wait to rewatch all these shows with Ziggy. I know, but when's that gonna be? When he's old enough,'s he's six months I don't think' gonna let him watch lion King or Do you remember watching smmurf? I loved watching Smurf? Lion King is the greatest story ever told. And if you don't know this, it also based on Hamlet It's a little snipp of you right there. I didn't know that. Yeah, it's based on Hamlet Father dies and she that goes to the father Aerial based on Chitomi. Lama made a terrifying story Ariel, the littleittle mermaid is based on a mermaid that fell in love with a human who walked on the earth. And in order for her to go and join him, she had to take on a curse, which basically meant every single time she walked, she stepped on glass. It was so hideously painful And anyway, he, the person she fell in love with, then fell in love with someone else, but she loved him so much, she continued the torture forever Terrible Little Mermaid is my favourite movie out of them all. What's your favourite? Lion King, hundred percent without doubt. Because we've been chatting about like nostalgia stuff OC, great, you know One Tree Hell, unbelievable high S schoolool musical, get headad in the game. Head in the game. Did you ever to clutch on anything when you were younger Yes, I used to get the beanie babies. I collected the beanie babies and I also collected dolls around the world. Dolls around the world. so they would come in like a plastic. There was like a magazine and it was like a little tiny China doll and you would get like one from Brazil or one from China and they would dress in the and then you would a pamphlet like a magazine about the culture.. So as a young child, you would anyway, I collected them for years and years and years and I don't know what my parents have done with all of these beanie babies and dolls around the world and I'm so angry and upset about it. are you angry When I tell you because I know that it'd been worth a fuck load of money now. And when I tell you I ruminate about it, like you know people go to sleep thinking about something really embarrassing that they said to someone on the street that day I think what did my mum do with those beanie babies and what did my mum do with those dolls around the world? Beause they've just disappeared. I think she just left them somewhere. I think she just moved out of the house of left and there. And I really am upset about her. But can I tell you something that I was really jealous of? Yeah, I gotta tell you I got those as well. I forgot to say S animals. Do you remember like those little shiny you get like a snake and it was made out of sand or you like a frog No, no guys, you must. They were like toys, but inside them was sand. I don't know what they were be. Right so my friend had loads of these toys and I was so obsessed with them, but I didn't really get any of those sort of things. I just had my big stash of beanut babies. Anyway, I went to house once and she had a really small little frog. I stole it Wh I was so jealous of it, I put it in my pocket and I was just You stole your friend's frog? Yeah And I went home and my mum found it in my pocket and she said, what is this And then my dad came in and like sat me down and said, Look, Sophie, we werere gonna have to call the police because stealing is illegal and it that's really wrong. I was like seven And your dad said this to this. It like the police could get you like stealing is illegal, it's a theft, like it's all these things. I was so terrified. I hid behind the sofa for the whole day. I thought the police were going get me. I was quivering. My parents didn't find me. They' think I was looked for onand. I don't know where that tungeon went But it went on a long one. All right, so back to the beginning Soophia Boo still has my name, full name in her phonebook So when I call her, it says Jamie Lang Can I ask you this? Yeah. What wife? Or husband for that matter. When I met you, your name is Jamie Lane, so I put your name in my phone as Jamie Lane. Who goes? Oh my God, we've now made it to the point I'm gonna change it. Every single person, I'm gonna show you what you are on my phone. Yeah, but I don't You've also, by the way, I'm going to flag that you've changed this multiple times. And I'm also going to flag that you have your mate called Zach Efron and Justin Timberlate so that when they call you people think you've got Justin Timberate Zach Efron folding you It's a really good fl. So I'm surpised' not in there as like Kylie Janner. No, we had this whole thing, which I changed my friend's phone number, phone name in my phone to Zach Efron. So then when we were like younger and flirting with people, Zach Efron would ring me and Id like, sorry God take this Sophie Sophie in my phone. is goat with a heart, the greatest of all time That's what you are in my phone. Why? 'causeuse it's sweet. Okay, my sister does have husband with a love heart for when he gos, but like why hass she done that? Beause it's sweet and romantic. Okay, so I'll change yours to husband. You know, when we're in a relationship, we' gott to be romantic with each other That's what we got to do. This is my little sentiment of What romance do they give you? I'm going to put you as ice in case of emergency. I don't get the reference ice. Iice. My mum ice. Yeah, in case of emergency. No no. say I fall over and hit my head and the policeman takes my phone. he's gonna go see ice, who's cool in case of emergency. I As' in case emergency, ICE babes. I Can you just give me update? becausecause I think because it's newly parents Update on anything new that's happened to Ziggy, anything that we're excited about, anything that we're like, oh my Godd, this is amazing. What is it happen? So my sunk con set. Clap hands everybody Diggy can sit up. My son can also go he can blow raspberries Yeah. My son also can make an incredible owl and pigeon impression. It's like there is a pigeon coming out of his mouth. It's like Oh how was a pigeon noise? sorry, Zigy can make the most insane pigeon noise. And I didn't realize this until Sopie told me the pigeon noise is he goes U No, that's not it. It is. What is the noise that a pigeon say it makes that and that's it. Yeah. He's that. It's' So where's the pigeon? Oh, it's my son he also has gone from quite a chill baby to like doesn't sit sill. I think a little bit of Jamie Zangier has crpt in him at six months. It was like he woke up and he was like thrashing about, grabbing everything, eating everything, screaming of happiness. He's beautiful. is The greatest thing ever and he's like so in love with me And loves you so much. He does love you so much. He's the most unbelievable thing of about. So that is the update, SZiggy Okay, are you ready for this, honey? I am It's time for Listers mus. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to newly parents Listeners messages. Okay. Mine's from Lydia. It's really good. you're gonna like this. When I was eighteen I went on a night out after an evening of babysitting. becausecause I'd been looking after children, I couldn't start drinking until I got on the taxi. So naturally I bought a water bottle filled entirely with neat baccardi Yeah we know this tastes What was your What was your? poison of choice. My m S of ice Delicious. Did you ever do a strawpito? All the time. Do you know what a straw pito is? Drink out the straw? No side down with the straw. Yeah, you would put the straw, you'd cut the straw around it and you'd glug it down I wanted four of those And I ended up when I was young, I did four of those and I was really drunk and I ended up sleeping in an ant' nest fella sleep on an ant's nest. That is hell on earth. It was hell on earth. Antts bite? Oh yeah, maybe. they bite They get all up into your nook and cranny. They getting in my nook and cranny and by the way, okay, somehow I got past the bouncers, headed straight into loooo and down the entire bottle. We don't Avise you to do that. All right, this is just a story. We're not advising you to down that. A few hours later it hit me, lucky my friends were on hand to get me home. During the night I woke up desperate for water To my delight, I found a glass of water with ice beside the bed and drank the whole thing The next morning I thanked Beth I was so thoughtful You input ice in it Beth confused. What water We went into the spare room and I pointed proudly at the glass I feel sick. I know what it is. I know what it is. Hold on. I know what it is.on' say it is sick The color drained from her face How you know I Lyda Those are my retainers . I'm not joking. I actually genuinely just got slammeredick it came out. a? up in my tummy I are going to vomit M you that. Aarently I wanded into the bath fking go. Pada wandered into the bathroom, found a glass containing her retainers cararriry it back to bed to dragest. Can I just say and this is so disgusting, but unless you've got retainers, had retainers, Jamie knows because I have retainers, that is the most Vial. entire contents. the worst part Beth had been away at university and those her trainers had been soaking water for about a month She signed it off, some people hit rock bottom. I drank it Lydat fucking legend That is absolutely just I think I would actually maybe have to have therapy over that because I reckon every time I made my stomach go. Bea someone once said to me, what about drinking water, doesn't it just remind you of your drinking spit? I said that to too you ye. It's like have you ever eat a banana the same consistency as eating poo No, that's just hideous. But another one is a limp ball, chocolate ball. If you bite it into itluturized, it's like biting into pure butter, like Lur pack and that makes me feel ill. Okay, I've got what'm bust. What is this all right? I bare feet and I can't beare for people to see my toes right now. You're halfway through the show. I know that my feet were up and b I'm getting that cramp in my leg. All popping. Okay, drink away with your retainerers.rom Alllla. I was pregnant in april twenty twenty five not long before you announced your news. listening each week while being such a similar time I made the podcast even more special I went into labour on the first of December and our daughter, Winnie, arrived on the second of December. During labour, I actually wondered whether Sophie might be going through the same thing. That is the sweetest thing ever. When Ziggy arrived, I was convinced they must have birthdays only days apart. My husband' Seb and I always have a very similar dynamic too With Bass friends firstast and laughter always wins. Seb also takes suspiciously long toilet trips that I'm convinced they're just an excuse for some scolling and peace and quiet. I've loved listening from day on, but since becoming parents, the podcast has become incredibly relatable and comforting. So thank you both. Winnie and I will be listening every Monday for a long time to come. Yes, Winnie Winnie. Let's go. We should have a little play date Oh sure that is so sweet and I can't bear that you thought of me during labour. Like that is the sweetest. I think that might be the niceest thing anyone's ever said to me. Who did you think of during Labour? Me? Harry Potter I couldn't stop watching Harry Potter During labor, you would think of Harry potter. I was becauseuse I was like, douck with all that medicine. I didn't feel. You foundelt nothing Okay, let's go. Okay, you ready for my one I'm ready. Okay, Honey, I've got one from anonymous. Hi, Jamie and Sophie Idally think I have one of the wildest dating stories of all time A few years ago, I matched with a guy on a dating app We chatted for a couple of weeks and eventually met for drinks. The date was completely underwhelming There was no spark, no flirting, and by the end of the evening we both pretty much decided there would be no second date A few months later, I decided to do one of those DNA ancestry kits. I was adopted as a baby and always been curious about my biological family After getting my results, I received notification saying I'd match with a relative, a cousin The cousin was the guy I'd gone on a date with.a. It turns out our biological fathers were brothers and the craziest part is that he was adopted too That's That's mad ait, did they kiss on the day? No, they didn't kiss. So neither of us had an idea we were related. We've grown up with different families, different surnys and never crossed paths before matching online. Thankfully, absolutely nothing happened between us and we were both very grateful that there was zero chemistry When I told my best friend, she simply said, lookook like the universe was determ of for you to meet each other, not soulmates but family Sfe to say I've never complained about a bad first date since love you guys. That is amazing. Wh is it incredible? I hope that you guys are like close and bonding and like fatve that's incredible. That's incredible. Okay honey give it a. I've got love storory. Here we Hey, Jamie, I'm Sophie I've been meaning to write in for ages because I genuinely think I've experienced one of those moments in life that can't really be explained. A few years ago my n passed away. We were incredibly close and before she died, she always used to tell me, Don't worry when the right person comes along, you'll just know The next morning, for no reason whatsoever, I decided to stop at a coffee shop I'd never been to before The man in front of me accidentally picked up my order, turned around to apologise and we ended up talking for nearly an hour. Fast forward three years and we're now engaged. Wow Let's go The weird part is a few months into dating he came around to meet my family and saw a photo of my nan. He went completely pale It turned out that years before we met he'd worked in a care home where Nan had been one of the residents he looked after. No, that is wild. Maybe it's a coincidence, but every time I think about it, I can't help feeling that somehow we were meant to find each other. Lots of love Dianna. Lets go. Anna Diana. Diana. Oh my go, your nan sent him to. All right. listen, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for your listeners messagers. Please send them in to a newly parents podcast on Instagram where you send a emo N new parents Jampp Prouction so co. UK. Every is in the show description. And of course, we will read them Allright, that is the end of. Listeners messager By the way, everyone, my stomach is in ribbons I'm not gonna lie. Mine also is in a ribbon. this is TMI for everyone, but no we don't need to know that. I need to tell you It's honestly, my stomach is so bad that like I'm basically like picasso in the Lue of the room It looked like have you ever done have you ever like u haveave you ever like made like a clay ceramic thing The whole the whole toilet bowl. Tilet bowl. The whole toilet bowl looked like I'd put clay ceramic in it. It so disgusting. And then I got a hairdryer and dried it and that it wass a pot I really know Magus's humour because I know what I did. I did. I made it into a little water little water thing. A little water thing? A a little watering can. My stomach's and ribbons. We went for a lunch and Honestly, it's in the worst shape ever Mine too and so's my friends. Okay, we had food poisoning. I'm gonna p pois've been poisoned. Food poisoning is the worst. and we've spok about this before, but Sophie never I actually feel really nauseous too. I feel shockingly nauseous, yes Do you? Yes. I forgot to tell you this as well. I need to tell you this story because I know it's happened before, but I don't know how it's happened to me again. It happens me every single time. changed my dentist. Okaykay, so I go to a dentist in Isa now obviously we're inentralondon I go to the dentist inesia Every single time I go on my Vespa Okay, once again, I ended up on the motorway and I can't tell you, Sophie how scary it is And I was wearing my big puffer jacket again and I'm on the Vespper And I was still on And I'm not kidding you. this is what I did. I swear on my life. okay? I'm on my Vespa, okay? and I'm like driving, I see I see I'm going onto a motorway. You know when you go on and the lane start to spread out and you're like, o fucking out this big. I'm in the slow lane right on the edge. far a car could pass me in the slow lane. That's how far on the edge I am And I was like so scared, like driving and being sca And it's like You're like there bent down and you think you're going fast, but in fact you're just not moving. I swear to God this time, I can'tly didn't I was driving at this so fast like so lo And to get my fear over it, I went Come on! I went comeome on like that. And then Lurie went Gong Gong. it went fast me, never in my life being more terrified Scary scariest one ever How many minutes were you on the motorway? fifteen minutes on the motorway? That's long. Yeah, London going from severral Lond to Isha. You don't have to take the motoray I did Why did you take the motorway? Because I don't know, because I just I don't have maps some of every my Eespera. So I'm just like trying to work out the route. And it said a sign going to Eesa this way, so I'd gone onto the motorway. You're not thatad swifivet because when you go, it's like half a day. Howoney did do you know how long it takes to get Tisha fucking long time. Yeah. especially if're the motor,., it's not swift. You really just nip to want and holly treat. No not as good minute as back to me. Not as good as Fair E dentist, Anesia. Okay know I'm gonna start going to Manchester to get Mighty Th And you can look after Ziggy when I just for half the day. But it did get me thinking about all the little things in life that actually annoy me throughout the day. What are the little things that annoy you throughout the day that don't annoy anyone else? I'll tell you mine. Okay. Okay. When I go and get the yogurt And's got that little n it And I take the lid back and I scoop my yogurt out and the lid flies back on my hand. Yeah, I hate that. Yogurt all over my hand. Yeah. mostost annoying thing Give me one. G' goinging to get loooo paper and the snow loooo paper on the end of it but that annys everyone, doesn't it? I take what annys me. What and annys everyone people walking slowly on escalators. That gries my g. Ecalators. Yeah, on escalators. Ill tell you not thing that gries my g is. When you're about to get into the lift and you press your floor and it's slowly closing and then someone puts a hand and stop it. you're like,h Just wait for the next one. It grinds my gess. What a noisy that I do. G here comes the list. No, I'm really trying to think what actually annoys me. Oh, okay, I really can't stand when people ring the doorbell like a delivery man, Amazon manan. They ring the doorbell and then they ring it again. I'm like I' can comment I don't know. And then they start looking at night Yeah, good one. That's That drives me up the wall and then I'm so grumpy. And then now Amazon. They leave it. No. now Amazon. why are you asking me for a code? That's annoying. It's on delivery. What code are they asking for? We have to go onto the app. We have to get a code in our email, like Wh, why? Customer service is not great. It's not great anymore. Can I ask you this actually? The scratch on our car Big huge scratch. on the side of her car that you said was some big lorry that must have gone past the car Was that you who did it? I did' I Sfie, was that you? I'm not going to claim on insurance. I know not claiming on insurance. We can't. it's there Yeah because it's me, obviously. It was you. You absolutely are you kidding me? Are you kidding me What happened scratched my car and then I got and the guy was in his car and I was like, Well, actually what happened was? Why can you lie to me like so easily? No, no, no, can I just actually say that? I said you said I was selling something to my car? I think was a big lorry. And I was like, that's weird. ' the side of the car scratched on. No There's no cars going past it. It' like the actually happened with Pavement side. Jamie was like, What do you mean a Lorry scratched our car? Lorry just scratched the car and it drove off and you were like is wrong with people? Why would He want not stop and like leave a note and I was there like But I was reversing out of a very small spot And I was eye to eye with this guy in the lorry. Nice. No, you was in like a van, like a white van. Yeah I die in the lorry is quite hard. I was like I die. No because I was like, I got myself down a rooyal pickly prickly street. L it was just not good. An, I'm trying to reverse and I'm trying to reverse and I'm doing like eight point turns and he's just staring at me and I'm just like And then I thought I'd got it and I could hear like a squeak, squeak, and like is that noise? And at this point, I am literally eyed to ee to him and he just windes down in his window. he's like You're on my car. And I was like Oh, that's what the squeaky is. point to get it out, I would have had to have literally It would have been on his car. I was like, I don't know what to do now because I can't open the door because his like bonnet was on my car. Honey. And then he He was kind of laughing. He was so nice. And I So that white paint is from a white fan And I got out and I got a wet wipe from my boot of the car because I'm my mum. Yeah. And I wiped it. I said he said, let's just see if it comes off. And I wiped it off. And he was like, it's come off, but your car fucked. And he was like, o worry about your car. Well, he was so nice. Honey, there's a white marks in the car. I know our cars fucked But like he was so nice because I gave him my email, I gave him my number, I gave him everything. I was like, take it if is if you get home and like there is any scratches that you want to call me about, just call me. He was like, I'm sweet, but you're fucked. And then I was like, how will I get down the street? How are you telling me this now? Anyway, I was like, how am I gonna get this down the street? 'causeuse he was also down the street. I said, What are you gonna do? 'causeuse it's so nice Obviously, you've got to reels the whole way out, like you couldnot be doing a done. I was like, o god. And then the next car I also like . And I I I it was a point of like I was gonna be stuck there You. By the way, there was like people watchking out their windows watching me do it. I was probably two hours trying to get out of the street. It was hell on earth And so I wrote on a little I got the man in the van. He gave me his noteepad. He was like a really nice man. and I wrote my number and I said, I don't think I've scratched your carpet. did make a noise. So if you find any scratches and I took loads of photos said they can't stew me anymore. Yeah, yeah, you h dam. Yeah. Yeah, they can't do you, but we can't do anything But they've not called out. They've not reached out. they' obviously like thousand no scrrouatches from me. Well, it turns out I gott to go and check on a car. so I probably need to go. Brilliant news that is. Ladies and gentlemen, that's the end of the episode. Remember Get in touch. you can Nly parents podcast on Instagram or you can send an email N newewly parents at Jam ofroduction. coo d. Uk. if you haven't subscribed already remember subscribe we're gonna to see you next week for another episode of Newly parents. Until then, if you're getting married Good luck. If' getting engaged. Goodbye. If you're getting and you getting a baby. Oh good luck guys. If you're single and you're a little pringle, go have a fun little mingle. Okay, we'll see you later goodbye