Final Ratings and Closing Remarks

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Yeah They're no longer sharing a bunk. They're probably just fornicating out there. Sure. It's been twenty six hours since we've seen them. They're in the prime of their youth And I think like Kyle and Cindy, they they brought up sleeping bag with them. so they're prepared to be out there for a while. so not I'm not concerned. Yeah, best we do nothing about it. I think we should just stay here and tell sppooky stories. That's a good idea.. Welcome to midnight at Camp Blood. We are your camp counselors, John and Kim. And we're here today to talk about Friday the thirteenth part three D Sadly, there's no three D televisions in the woods. So No, we tried. There was no option to do it with just the red and blue red and green, Red and blue glasses. I think you can use any two colors There are There's more than one type of three D and the new version of the real D three D stuff isn't red and green anymore. Yeah, it's just like special glasses, special TV, special projection kind of thing. It still has the same sort of like a double image idea, but it's not red and blue anymore. Yeah, I think when they released the Blue ray box set they were like, people don't use these anymore? We're like, Well, I mean, case in point, we don't have any of the equipment capable of projecting it, but I hear from a lot of people that this movie is a hundred times better when you watch it in three D I mean, it's no surprise every single scene has something for a three D. Is it the best? like they're like handing a joint right into the camera, holding an eyeball up, Even just like a prop stick that's holding up the laundry line is like, whoa, it's coming right for us. There are a lot of broom handles and farm equipment just poking into the camera's frame So good, so, so good. Good question mark. It's a choice. it's way, I don't know, it's super fun if you're not watching it in three D ' you're like, this is pointless. Like without three D, this is useless. You're like, why? Yeah, withith three D, you're like, o my Godd, so much fun. but it's like every scene lingers on an image that you're like, this does nothing for me. Well and I think some of the scares too aren't as monumental as they be likeike I'm thinking in particular of the scene in the very beginning when Harold goes out to like the chicken coop and a snake jumps out That would be such a terrifying jump scare in three D Because it's really fucking fast Either way, we watched Friday the thirteenth in D. We watched it outside. It was actually kind of terrifying. It's getting scarier every time we do this. It is so windy out tonight. Actually, it's pretty fitting because there's a lot of wind in part three. Toward the end, yeah, it gets windy like, ooh I can feel it. Even the projector screen was just like billowing at the right moments Yeah, it's getting fucking scary having forest on like sides of you The problem is that you hear branches rubbing together or you hear something like moving around. I mean, it's also probably just like a squirrel or a mouse.'re like, what the fuck is that? Like it's really not that Friday the thirteenth, partart three is the Blair Witch project and we're just like super eerie, like chilled to the bone. L nothing about this is terrifying. I'm not having nightmares from Friday the thirteenth, part three But we did occasionally have the feeling that somebody was behind us. Like I did like look behind me just to make sure there wasn't a coyote. likeike, Hey, man, how's it going? I just here to nibble on your foot. I kept occasionally scanning like the perimeter of the woods just to makeoooo L like two reflecting eyes. D' like that. I mean, hey, at the very least, the animals that you really wanna be scared of have that reflecting eye That's Yep. You're looking for it, but you also don't want to see it Anyway, here's the trailer for Friday the thirteenth part three D Weekends are a good time to escape to the woods the weekend begins with Friday the thirteenth Because thirteen is an unlucky number, but out here, so are one through twelve becausecause these Jason's Woods And nobody leaves them Friday the thirteenth, part three in three D Jason, you can't fight him I can't stop him. And now You can't even keep him on the screen Friday the thirteenth Part three in three D. Now, when it comes to killing in Jason's woods, Jason will come to you Friday the thirteenth part three in three D new dimensionight in terror. It will scare you off Friday the thirteenth, part three, directed by Steve Miner again is currently sitting at a five point six out of ten on IMDB. This one's crazy. Seven percent on rotten tomatoes. Wow. And a two point eight out of five on letter booxed And I gotta say like I mean I brought it up already. I feel like we won't have fully taken this movie in until we've had the opportunity to watch it in three D on the bigig screen. Yeah, and I'm like, don't you so speaking on the three D, donon't you wish there was more to it? I hate to be like, oh, I didn't watch this in three D and I do not think it was three D enough But I do not think it was three D. and I think we've talked about it on the show before, but you've just been spoiled by that three D rerelease of Nightmare before Christmas. Oh so good. You're just like, oh my God, I'm literally standing on the field looking at a vista of Halloween town. and there's so much depth to everything, Whereas this is your gimmicky three D. It's nuts too that this is, I don't know, forty years Maybe only thirty years after three D had its heyday. Like we've done all the gimmicky stuff And the eighties was like, you know what? let's bring it back. We got better cameras, we got better tech. We're using the exact same glasses and the exact same movie screen. But we know how to do three D now. I love the gimmickiness of it, but I just wish they had found a way to meld more of the plot and like the kills and stuff toward the three D.ree. There's a lot of like yoy yoyoing into the camera. There's a lot of that. And and like that's fun and all, but I find it really slows down the movie.. We're really leaning into making sure there's a three D scene every, you know, two and a half minutes. Yeah. I find that characters suffer for it. L I love these characters a lot less than I love the ones in partart one and partart two, whichich stinks because I think Chuck and Chilli are such a cute duo. They're great. I think that's it. I like. I like No, I think that's it yeah. No, so I also love Shelley and Vera And I like fox Not necessarily her two counterpoints, and that's it. I do not like Chris and Rick. I don't like Chris and Rick. I don't really enjoy Debie and Andy that much. They're all right. I like I like I like Debbie. Yeah, Debbie's okay. Andy looks like he is auditioning for the Ringling Brothers circus. He's like, Hey, guys, look, I can juggle. I can stand, can I can walk on my hands. I can yoyo, like bro, you're in a horror movie, just be in the horror movie. You he's making his real laugh He's doing the film But I find that there's just a lot of time like that exists that could be used for something else. it's particularly the scene where after Debbie and Andy have had sex, they split off, you know for one of them each to die in their own. individual scenes, but Debbie's in that shower doing nothing for like eight and a half minutes. Theres just there's not a lot of momentum in this one. I agree. I was thinking that it's probably because they had so much to worry about with the three D nature of the movie. Yeah. I'm sure filming it was a pain in the ass. This is Steve Miner's second movie. Now he's working with technology. He's probably never had any hands on experience with and they're like, let's just try and keep this simple Well, and I believe too, it's one of the first films like of the eighties to use three D after the initial use of it in like the fifties. Okay This was the boom. This was like Oh fuck we're we're coming out with parasite and three D. I was reading that a lot of the like pre production was designing like a specific lens. Oh You could put on projectors when they released it wide in theaters to make sure everybody would get the three D experience because they were like It's going to take one fucking bul blowing out in a theater and we're going to lose an entire market. Yeah that's a good point. So they really had to make sure that the three D was going to work. And so I think that's why so much importance was placed on the three D and the kind of plot and pace of the film fell by the wayside because You know, you think three D, you're thinking like fast pace, balls to the wall, nonsense insanity. And like there are fun moments of gimmick, but then it's just there's so much time in between where you're like I just w to watch Jason go crazy. Yeah. I think there's a few there's a few like the snake you mentioned would have been great few moments with Jason that I have like I'm sure looked great When he finally gets the axe in the head and he' like reaches out toward Chris. I fantastic. Awesome. Yeah. I actually have a photo of that as a wallpaper on my laptop that's just like in three D like red and red and blue and all blurry and shit of him just like reaching out. I think it looks cool. I Oh man, I would love to see Jason's hand just like coming out to strangle you while you're sitting in the movie theater, but alas, we don't have that I bet also the crotch shop where he kills Andy is probably Beuse he's leaning over top you and then the ax comes toward the camera,? That one's fun. But he's just like, he's own his hands so long that you're like, o, I hope this guy gets it soon. I just I don't want to see this anymore You know, I'll say the thing that I want to see the most In a theater in three D is the fucking title sequence of this movie. Oh man, eachach and every individual card shooting out of the screen for like four and a half minutes I totally bought it. L Yeah, bllue smoke in the background. red lighters coming you. That's the fucking thing, right? Like it is the coolest theme song of the entire movie. Yeah, fucking It fucking like Friday the thirteenth Disco bam boom, bam boom, bomom bom bom. I have to say part three does not deserve as good of a score as it has. It's incredible. likearry It did so much cocaine and went fucking nuts in the recording booth Oh f Oh man, I love it. It's like it really does keep the energy up. like we've seen this movie before. I know it's not one of my favorites, but as soon as that title sequence comes, I'm like, Oh fuck yeah, hereere we go baby. Friday the thirteenth three D. Let's do it I know too. I've been shooting a lot on the main characters, which, you know, it stinks when you don't like the main characters of a slasher film because surely they're going to be there the longest. Shelley and Vera are my absolute favorite. I think Shelley brings so much to this franchise, notot only fucking Jason Worhees' mas. Right Which sticks around surprise, surprise. They get such a fun scene when they go to the store and like They you know, they're the inciting incident to get the bullies. to get the punks there. The bikers. Yeah. and there's just such like a human connection between them. They're the only real characters that I give a shit about their relationship. Yeah because and they don't they probably don't have one by the end of this trip. Like if Jason doesn't show up and kill everybody, I don't know if they get together. No, but I think that there's a growth there for both of them Vera's not into Shelley, but she's kind of been like, you know, last minute set up with him. Yeah. She's an extra person to come to keep Shelly company. He's not doing himself any favors. But Shelley's actually like a cool guy. He just does a bunch of stupid gimmicks and pranks and shit, which are annoying to everyone, but I feel like Vera would be the one to teach him to cut that shit out because she actually likes him as a human being When he goes back to run over that motorcycle, like she's so into it. Oh yeah, Shelly really comes out of his shell there. He's like, no, they went too far this time. Like he smashed my windshield. I'm gonna run his bike over. It's crazy. Well, and he's got a lot of positive traits. He's just so concerned with the fact that he is like not conventionally beautiful. Right? Like didnn't you spendalf this movie just going like, o, Shelley, like when Chris is coming to unpack the van. Like where did everybody go? Oh, they all went skinny dipping, but I'm not skinny. So he's just like sad and hanging out with all of his like prank gear. L like buddy, it's okay. You're gonna be fine. You look like a normal human being. justust go skinny dipping and have fun, man Yeah, like they don't fucking care. But yeah, it's just like their final scene, like when they finally split up and murdered You know that Vera' going to come back to like let him down gracefully Yeah, but she's going to do it gracefully and with tact because she genuinely likes him as a human being and there's something about I don't know, The fact that he's not being treated as like the butt of the joke. Yeah. They're like there is something here and I wish these were the main fucking characters. That's a real good point. Yeah, they're much more they're the only characters that feel like real human beings. Yeah. everyverybody else is just like, I am this trait. Yeah, like Chuck and Chilly really are pinpointing that okay Slasher movies are starting to become a formula and we need archetypes, whichich I love. I love the fact that we have these two stoner characters, but they're great. How do they fit in with this group? They Who are they fucking? way too old for this group. Yeah, unless you're just really looks like a mom already. This is if you say these are my pot dealers, fine. I'll buy that Everybody's pot do I little older than that. I went to go buy pot for this. I accidentally told them you camp. I accidentally mentioned And here they are. Cing along. Yeah, that's probably exactly how it went down. And they're harmless, you know? They basically just like smoke pot all day, fall asleep on the couch and they don't ruin anybody's good time. Yeah, I want more from them too because Chuck, he's such a nervous neellie. He's afraid of everything. He's like, I don't want to go into the basement. I don't want to do this. And you're like, you're smart dude And when he's fucking making the popcorn and he's trying to catch it in his mouth while it's popping out of a pan. I was like, fuck, yes. Oh man, what a good movie. They really helped turn this movie and I couldn't get this out of my head while we were watching it that I'm like, this is a sccooby Doo cartoon This whole thing is and especially because of Chuck and Chilly, like this is this is one hundred percent a Hannah Barbera live action cartoon. Iish I wish it was maybe sillier? I don't know it's because Chris Higgins is a downer. She's come back to like prove herself that she's over her trauma and her trauma is this like vague prior experience with Jason Borhhe's in the woods where she. Somehow she fucking got out of it and they like they didn't finish the story. They were like got raped by Jason You think so? Well, yeah, because also in the beginning of the movie he's like, Hey, what's a trip into the woods without sex? And's like, Hey, man, don't say that. He's like, Ohh, I'm sorry, I forgot Chris. L she a hundred percent was raped by Jason Vorhees. I think that's exactly what this movie's positing But what And also I that her parents just don't talk about it. Yeah, like what is the story there? That is not a way to leave us from this flashback. Like I was like, what is happening? Yeah How did how did she get away from Jason and he just not kill her I don't like it. it's just not a good move Well in the whole movie, she's like, oh, I'm so oh, I'm so jumpy. Oh, I'm so sad. I'm scared of everything in the van. I'm scared of turning on lights in my own house. I'm scared of this. I'm scared of that. And you're like, oh, fucking Chris. And then finally she goes off with her boyfriend that she kind of I guess it's like her summer love that she left behind. I guess. 'causeuse he's like, why do you never come back r I think they just grew up together. like they like he lives there. This is where the family cottage is. so they saw each other every summer. And, you know they grew up together despite him being, I think twenty five years older her. Despite being forty four with a pension with a pension. Yeah, Rick Rick's a piece of shit also She's like your friend suck. and she's like I kind of don't really interact with them at all. so who knows if they're actually my friend? Yeah, it's a ragtag group of people that that would never hang out. Yeah, half of the movie is Chris and Rick trying to walk back to the house and everybody dying in the barn. Oh fuck.'s goddamn. I got something I wantan to say about Rick, but I hate the barn in this movie. Hi, you know, I love the barn and then I'm fucking over the barn. The barn's terrible I hate The barn is a goddamn crutch. It's not super. We need to get out of the barn. It's because they were like, there's so many three D options in here. Arthur. Look at all these rakes. It's just pitchforks. There's a scene where Jason for he's killed we see a pitchfork on the main floor Somebody dies by pitchfork up top and then a second pitchfork shows up. There are too many pitchforks in this movie. You know what moment I fucking hate in the barn so much is when so the punks come and they're siphoning gas out of the out of the van And Faox just like wanders off and she's like, Ohh, a barn. I'm gonna go in this fucking barn. And then for three and a half minutes, she's just walking around being totally engrossed in barn notch clinking on stuff. She looks at a canteen bottle and she's like, ha. And then she sees like a horse saddle H! Everything' so fucking great and you're like fucking fuck. why? I know, there's no way that the screenplay had anything written on it, right? It's just like Fox goes into the barn and walks around a little bit and Jason attacks. And then we don't even see it because she's a surprise kill. Yeah. And The reveal on it's good though. The reveal is fucking great and her toes hanging, I love it fucking fox just like pinned byitch with a pitchfork through the neck up underto the top rafters. Love it. Everybody's just like, Who's in the barn? Shelly's like, Chuck, Chilly, Wh what are you guys doing in there? Like they're not in there. There's nobody in there. Why are you over? Andy and Debbie, too like, hey, you want to go check out the barn Maybe go for a roll in the hay. J'ust like, I hate the barn. No one can find any good reason to go into the barn except the punks, That's it. Okay, so here is the issue, I think. This was filmed in California The house and the barn were made Yeah. It's only or it's the first film that wasn't filmed like in the East Coast, like actually in a camp. Okay. The camp is too fucking small Be you have to separate people for them to die and other people to still be hanging out. You need that hangout vibe, even though people are dying. And they need people to die off from the main house because we need those two almost lead characters. We need Debbie and Andy to be like wholesome and having sex and stuff even though people are dying outside. Yeah. But there's nowhere else for them to go. Like in the prior ones, there's so many different cabins. There's the bathroom, there's the beach. there's so much woods and stuff Higgins Haven is literally the house. An outhouse and the barn. Yeah They could have found better reasons for people to go into the barn and it could have been anything, you know, a damn. I just so d. And then the fact that Jason never leaves the barn is the other thing like I mean, he leaves the barn at some point, but barely. Oh I just I hate all the barn stuff And yeah, maybe it's just that it doesn't feel like it's a very big map You know, it's it's just this tiny little cove I don't like it. I don't like the barn. I think it's boring. Every time somebody goes in the barn, I'm like. And then the finales in the barn. I'm like, fuck, we can't escape this barn. Nots bad. I love that they have so much hay, but no fucking horse and they have to justify it. They're like, whyy do you have so much hay? Like it's a prop. Yeah, is a that is a subtle game Sunnel disguised metaphor for why the fuck do we have this barn in this God damn. Rick's the worst. Rick even just him loading hay into the barn is terrible. He's like, you know, this is the sweat of a working man. not the sweat of a lover. I gave up a summer hanging out with Shelley Winters to hang out with you, Chris And I just want to say that I deserve a little quiet time alone with you. L all of his stuff. he wipes his brow with his sweater vest? Yeah, ye. And she I can't think of a good interaction between betweenetween Rick and Chris if they told me that that Chris was just keeping Rick around because she need she was scared about going up and needed some like farm hand muscles. That's a f sure. That's great. Yeah immediately better than the mixes movie better. I would love that. Yeah. And she's just like, you know, like I hate leaving this guyike she's fucking sick of him. She doesn't like him, but like he's the biggest guy. Yeah. And like Chilly's not gonna to fucking stop anybody from like chucking Chilly and Shelly. None of them are gonna to stop a big, you know, Jason from from knocking down the door But Rick, maybe, posossibly, his Achilles heel is apparently his squishy head. L Oh, his death is good. His death is the best three D moment, the fucking eyeball. Yeah. I enjoy it. And is that foreshadowing from the harbinger at the beginning of the movie? A I found I found this eyeball. He wanted me to have it and he just like he waves it of camer. I'mpised we didn't talk about the harbinger sooner because we did mention on archetypes and I think part three really nails down, you know how cabin in the woods, it's like you have to have the harbinger. you have to have somebody warn them That rule is solidified in part three. I agree. He's one of my favorite of the franch. Be he makes absolutely no sense. He's literally He's sleeping in the street. He's literally a roadblock on their way Yeah. Literally. Oh man, I love when he wakes up too, all the girls are arounds like, I must be in heaven. He left me this app. This here eow is a side That I was to warn the pretty girls. Look because Jason's keeping an eye on Oh boy There are still some good kills in the movie. Like I know we're sitting here talking like shit about it, but like hey, even even the weakest of the Friday the thirteenth franchise is still a rad movie. Like it's still a great summer slasher. and that crotch chop is such a good kill. It's such a good kill. Oh man, and partly, I guess because we hate watching him walk around on his godamn hands. But it specifically it's the reveal when Debbie sees him up in the rap Y we're totally mirroring the kill from I was say It's totally the Kevin Bacon kill when the blood drips on her head but she actually gets to see him all crumpled up. Yeah. it's fucking good. He's totally split wide over. Oh man. like he is folded. he sure did f finish like a carnival person because he contorted corpse. Yeah. also cameo appearance from Fangoria magazine. Yeah. Godzilla dition where Godzilla's fighting, I can't remember who, but on top of the fucking World Trade Center You get the repeat of your favorite kill from partart one where Jason reaches out and grabs the head. Get the hand and everything, right? Yeah. I don't know what do you think it pi. Either way, he pierces her throat, but that grab is so good. and it's exactly the same as when Pamel L Vorghes does it in partart one, but I still fucking love it. Also, hammock, What a novel idea I know, you were nuts about that. You're like, ooh, hamock. You know, I've been thinking about getting a hamock and And I'm like yeah,ah yeah yeah, you talk about other things when you're not talking about hammocks. You're like hammock obsessed. I just want one. I want one. And now I have trees. I've never had trees before. A actuallyually, while we were watching the movie, I was like, we could put a hammock between the posts for the movie theater screen when we're not watching movies But also would be great to watch a movie from a hammock So I thought we should come up with a different solution. Yeah.an So we're both on different sides of the lawn, just like shouting back and forth at each other, like from one hammock to another hammock. swaying in the wind. We need to get a skateboard with the popcorn on it and it's on either side. It'sally really good idea. we can have a police snack system That's a good idea Okay, so here's here's the thing. I love the reveal on Fox's Kill. She looks awesome. like you can't really see where the where the bracing is it's holding her up. likeike it really looks like she's pinned there. But what what I love about that is when he stabs the other punk pitchfork and then we see the blood soak the cigarette from his mouth. You talked about this I can't remember when we did the part three episode. It was a long time ago, but I remember you extensively talking about the bloody cigarette. I think it's great.. It's so cool. I think it's such a small little detail that's just awesome. L everybody always has like blood you stab somebody in the stomach, blood comes out their mouth. They found a new inventive way to do it. ally subtle and no one notices it. I enjoy it. I don't even remember how Chuck and Chili die. It's gone from my memory. So It was minutes ago. Forgot it. You loveved this when we watched it. I'm surprised you forgot about it. It gone. He pulls the fire poker Oh yeah! Rams through and you're like, Ah, the stoner got smoked. Buzzing ting. Chuck though is Chuck Chuck's an interesting kill because he goes into the basement. the wet fucking basement. That is a basement that needs a fucking plumber. Yeah The true horror Yeah, he goes to like turn a breaker on and he gets scared by He's turning a breaker on and his feet are in a pool of water. I'll just have everybody let's just make a note of that. Right? I'm gonna bring that back up when we start talking about camp safety rules at the end of this Thatis Yeah, he gets spooked by Jason and pushed into the breaker ban a little The reveal on that is good though when he turns the light on and Jason standing there because it's the first time we get the the not it's not necessarily a jump scare, but like a brooding stalking scare with the mask. Yeah. I don't know that they photographed Jason very well in this movie. oututside of that scene in the basement. L there's not a lot of shadows in this. He's really like, Hey, it's me. I'm in the what's up? How's it going? He's really kind of goofy too because in the final jump scare kind of dream sequences or dream sequence that is now like must have when we see him without his mask, he gives me Goonies vibes. Yes. He looks a lot like chunk from the Goonies. I think specifically because it's a hallucination from Chris, like he recognizes her and he's like, Like he's got like a real nasty grin on. But it's like a goofy smile. Yeah. he still has like a giant fucking hole in his head where the axe was though. It's pretty funny. And like one last thing that I do kind of want to like at least mention I don't think it's gonna go on like my best favorite kill of the movie or anything. But when Vera dies, she she gets a harpoon in the face. lookooks awesome, probablyroably would have been great in three D. The thing that I love about that Is that she knows that it's not Shelley before she gets killed. Oh and it's so sweet though, but she's getting his wallet ' she dropped it. She's not a shitty human being. Exactly. An someomebody else making this movie totally would have had her think, Hey, Shelley, what do you do with that hockey mas? Bah blah blah. Put that down and then she dies. L I hate it when people get killed in sllasher movies and they die thinking that their friends killed them. Something about that just really hurts. So like when she has a minute to sort of recognize like, hey wait a minute, you're not Shelly Who are you? Where did you get those shoulders? Now I'm totally fine with the murder. That's completely acceptable to me What do you think about Pamelav Vorjis popping out of the lake I'm for it. You are. I am fine with I'm not for it. Hey, I would have been fine if they just I would have preferred if they had have skipped the jumping out of the lake jump scare to end the movie. But if they're gonna do it, I'm happy that it wasn't just something. I'm happy that it wasn't just J. If it was a headless body, I'd be more into it. fun Yeah do actually have to say the only moment where I really I'm here with Chris and I'm empathizing with her is when she's back in the canoe mayaybe it's I'm just a sucker for the final girl going. I know you just love the final girl going in the canoe. But when she's like so after she's Dabbed He stabbed. A. Jason Vorhes has a machete in his head She's afraid of like driftwood. and there's a moment where she's too scared to even put her hands over the water. Yeah. And we know shit has jumped out of the water before. so like I was genuinely fearful with her. and I felt that like like instantaneous PTSD that she had when she was just so nervous and jittery and jumpy It was the only time in the movie where I like related to her being like, oh, I had this Jason Vorh' experience. Yeah. because we actually got to see her have a Jason Vorhhee experience. Like she had to fucking fight for her life. And she did a decent job. good for her f mrying an axe in that dude's face. You fucking ruin her life. Jumping out a second floor window, like she did her She did a fair job. She also fucking hung him, which, you know, I was over the barn by that point, but I will appreciate the use of material Yeah, I mean him lifting himself up to take the noose off was pretty good. That was good. It was a good way to reveal the mask, but like it does kind of just look like him going like, Hey, check this out. I also love that her hallucination of Pameloavores is something that she doesn't know anything about. Like it's her own personal hallucination, but she doesn't know who Pamelavores is. She's never seen the corpse. Like that's so true. That's just for us. That's so fucking true. I love when the cop at the very end is leading around. She's like Oh yeah, no, we could have maybe done another take on that. Like I believe that she could have done a little more convincing of a maniaca. she is like we made it out of camp Crystal Lake, but at what cost So Kim, how do you rate Friday the thirteenth, part three? I think I'm gonna give part three a two and a half out of four. Yeah. it was okay and there' some really good characters in it, but also like the main four, I'm just not I'm just totally not on board with. And it's hard because Jason gets his mask, you have the three D element. Shelley is so amazing Sheelly's great. I'm also giving it two and a half out of four because it's got some fun stuff in it, but it's not one of my favorites. I just don't think it hits the way some other Friday the thirirteenth movies hit. Yeah, it's not one of the first ones I grab for. like I find we only watch it when we're gonna do a dedicated like let's do the whole one one through. Otherwise I'd be like M. And it's partly two, I think because he's got human looking hands. those fucking hands. rightight? I will say though, one of the best posters of the franchise, like him blue silhouette like stabbing through the shower curtain. Great stuff. And like every time I see that poster, I'm like, hmm maybe we should watch this one again, but yeah, it's it's not exactly one of my favorites, which is why my franchise ranking currently partart two, part one, part three I'm one, two, three. There you go. And I think we kind of did our cabin consensus. This one's kind of on the bottom of the list so far this is a death trap. What are you talking? L this is insane. Like there's there's no railings anywhere in the second floor of that barn. Are you talking about the safety of it? Oh yeah that's my role here as counselor. I am here talking specifically about safety Water in the basement, all of the electrical components are exposed in the basement. That is just you're just asking for somebody to die down there. And also no smoke detectors. That popcorn was burning. No one around in the house, no sirens going on. That's very true.. Don't like it. canan't stand by it. Yeah. And you know, it's not an expansive camp. I do really like the house. I love the fucking staircase Oh yeah, I'd rent this as an Airbnb. I also love when Chris drops that bookcase on him from the second. That's actually a real good move. I completely forgot about that. love that move. And he got dumped with books. You're like, yeah, that's fun. It's not gonna stop him at all, but Good job. Also fucking when she puts the haymail over the ladder, you're like, Oh, honey. Yeah. Jason just like ? He was just like. Yeah, like if he's the big bad wolf, she's the piggy that has the house of Straw. You're right. That's pretty good. I wonder if they have talked about that at all, L Ron said. Yeah. and I guess we've kind of inadvertently talked about Jason's design here. I mean, they really made a choice between part two and part three because I don't know if you remember at the end of partart two when his mask comes. He had hair. He had like mutton chops. Yeahah, but I guess to hide his identity Beacauseuse this takes place immediately after partart two. He's like, I gotta get rid of this hair. I gotta shave it all off. I gotta look like a new man. I need a new mask and a haircut. They're looking for a guy with one eyehole. I got two now Oh, but that's just what we thought of Friday of the thirteenth Part three. Let us know what you thought of this movie. You can talk with us over in the mess hall or in the comments here down below the post. Obviously know, we're in the discord at noFspodcast dot com slash discord. We'd love to hear what you thought of Friday of the thirteenth, Part three We'll be back at you again next Friday at midnight, Camp Crystal Lake time. With another Friday to the thirteenth episode, we're heading into part four. 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